Vah tezi se jhopdi ki taraf lapki…aur jaise hi uske karib pahuchi to use jhopdi ki chhat par ek ullu baitha dikhayi diya.. iss ullu ko vah bahut achchi tarah se pahchanti thi..ullu ko dekhte hi uske dil khauf se joro se dhadakne laga tha.
Himmat batot kar jab vah jhopdi ke thoda aur nikat pahuchi to jhopdi ke darwaje par use saanp bhi dikhayi dene laga..ye saanp abhi jhopdi ke andar se nikla tha aur darwaje par kundali maar kar aur fun utha kar baith gaya tha.
Aaj tak ke khwab ka poora drishya hi ab ek haqiqat ke roop me sadhana ke samne tha…saanp ne use apne samne dekh kar ek jordar fufkar mari..uske fufkar maarte hi chhat par baitha ullu ud gaya…saanp jhapat kar sadhana ki taraf badha..use apni taraf badhte dekh kar sadhana khaufjada ho kar palat kar vaha se phir bhagna hi chahti thi ki tabhi….jhopdi ke andar se awaz aayi jise sunte hi sadhana ke hosh ud gaye uske kadam khud-ba-khud ruk se gaye.
“aaahhhh….didi..mujhe bacha lo..didi..aaahhh”
Sadhana (shocked)—arrey..yahi to mujhe sapne me bhi sunayi deta tha…kiski dard bhari pukar hai ye aur kisko pukar raha hai ?
Sadhana abhi iss dard bhari awaz ko sun kar hairan thi, jo ki vah nirantar apne khwabo me dekhti aur sunti aayi hai..aaj vahi sab khwab ,me dikhayi dene wali ghatnaye uske samne haqiqat ka roop lekar aa khadi ho gayi thi..vah abhi hairani me khoyi huyi hi thi ki tabhi dubara uss dard bhari awaz ko sun kar uski tandra bhang ho gayi.
Sadhana (shocked)—akhir iss jhopdi aur iss dard me pukar rahe admi ka mere khwabo se aur meri zindagi se kya sambandh hai ? agar mujhe apne sawalo ke jawab chahiye to mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga..aur iske liye mujhe jhopdi ke andar ja kar dekhna hoga….haan, yahi theek rahega..
Sadhna ne mann me jhopdi ke bhitar jane ka faisla karke uski taraf kadam badhaye hi the ki uss saanp ko dekh kar ek baar phir se vah darr gayi..akhir darti bhi kaise nahi, vah khaufnak saanp tezi se uski taraf badh raha tha.
Sadhana uss saanp se bhaybheet ho kar abhi kuch ek kadam hi piche hati thi ki tabhi usne dekha ki vah saanp uski taraf aane ki bajaaye dusri taraf mud gaya aur ghoom kar jhopdi ke piche gayab ho gaya…ab jhopdi ki chhat par koi cheez nahi thi aur na darwaje par hi kuch tha.
Sadhana hairan ho kar kabhi jhopdi ke darwaje ko to kabhi uski chhat ko dekh rahi thi aur soch rahi thi ki kya kare aur kya na kare ?..tabhi andar se phir awaz aayi.
“aaahhhh….didi..mujhe bacha lo..didi..aaahhh”
Aur iss baar ye awaz sunte hi vah jhopdi ke chhote se darwaje ki taraf badh gayi…aur phir abhi vah jhopdi ke bhitar jane ke liye jhuki hi thi ki tabhi kisi ne uske kandhe par hath rakh kar use bhitar jane se rok liya.
Sadhana ne piche mud kar dekha to hath rakhne wale ne uske kandhe se hath hata liya…na sirf hath hata liya balki do kadam piche hatkar bhi khada ho gaya…suraj ki roshni sidhe uske chehre par pad rahi thi..dheele dhaale kaale libaas me uski sanwli rangat chamak rahi thi…kandho par jhulte lambe lambe baal,kaano me chaandi ki baaliya, ek hath me mota kada, ungli me chaandi ki patthar lagi anguthi pahne huye tha…kaali chamakti ankhe,ajib shakhsiyat thi uski…use dekh kar khauf bhi aata tha aur dekhte rahne ko bhi ji chahta tha…
Vah dono hath baandhe dilchaspi bhari nigaho se sadhana ko dekh raha tha.
Sadhana—koun ho tum ?
“BLACK STAR” vah bola to uske safed motiyo se chamakdar daant dikhayi diye.
“Ohh ! Achchha to vo aap hain.” Sadhana ke lahze me utsukta bhar aayi thi—“main aaj tak aapke baare me sunti rahi hu, aaj darshan bhi ho gaye.”
“main iss registan me tumhara swagat karta hu, main ek muddat se tumhare aane ki pratiksha me tha.” Usne kaha.
Sadhana (hairan)—par kyon ? akhir kyon ?
“Yahi batane ke liye maine tumhe andar jane se roka hai.” Usne jawab diya.
Sadhana—andar koun hai ?
‘’Andar ek aisa vyakti moujud hai jise tumhari madad ki sakht jarurat hai.’’ Usne kaha.
Sadhana—main to andar hi ja rahi thi, phir aapne mujhe andar jane se kyon rok diya ?
‘’Tum use dekhogi to tumhe bahut kasht hoga, bahut dukh hoga..main chahta hu ki use dekhne se pahle tum meri baat sun lo.’’ Usne prattyuttar me kaha.
Sadhana—andar koun hai ? akhir kuch pata to chale.
‘’Tumhara bhai, Raj’’ usne bade hi sahaz bhav se jawab diya.
Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….meraaa…bhaiiii ? Rajjjj ? (mann me)..to kya mere sapno me jis ladke ka chehra dikhta tha, vo mera bhai hai ? uska naam raj hai ? mera bhai hai vo..?
‘’hmmmm.., vo tumhara chhota bhai raj hai….aur haan, tumhara naam sadhana nahi balki sheetal hai’’ Usne kaha.
Itna sunte hi sadhana behad bhavuk ho gayi…aaj pahli baar uske khwabo se juda koi rahasya ujagar hua tha, use apni asli pahchan mil rahi thi, apne pariwar ka pata chal raha tha…sadhana yakayak hi bahut bechain ho uthi thi …bhavukta vash uski ankho se khushi aur dard ke mishrit aanshu bah chale the.
Sadhana (bhavuk)—Mera Bhai ? Raj ! Andar mera bhai hai aur aap mujhe andar jane se rok rahe hain ? ye to zulm hai.. mujhe andar jane do...main apne bhai ko dekhna chahti hu.
“Tumhara bhai andar jis haalat me hai, use dekh kar tumhe bahut dukh hoga.” Usne gambhirta ke sath kaha.
Sadhana (hath jod kar)—(nam ankhe)..aap mujhe andar jane do, pls..mujhe apne bhai ko dekhna hai..
“Tum andar na jao, mere sath aao.” Kahte huye vah muda, “tumhara bhai kisi ki qaid me hai.”
Sadhana (shocked)—qaid me ? (cheekhte huye)..kisne qaid kiya hai mere bhai ko ?
Itna kahte kahte ghanshyam achanak ruk gaya..maine kuch der uski taraf takta raha ki ab aage kuch bolega lekin jab usne kuch nahi kaha to mujhse nahi raha gaya..mera dil joro se dhadak raha tha.
Ghanshyam (lambi saans lekar)—sadhana, isse aage kuch batati ki usse pahle hi black army ka ek admi aa gaya aur sadhana ke hath me uss samay ek diary thi, jise vah usse chheenne ki koshish karne laga…lekin sadhana ek badi hi bahadur ladki thi, usne uska muqabla karte huye uss gunde ki taango ke beech me jor se apna ghutna maar diya jisse vah kuch der ke liye dard me tadapne laga..iss mouke ka fayda utha kar vah jaldi se iss surang ka dusra darwaja khol kar yaha se bhag gayi..na jane kaise sadhana ne dusra darwaja khola kyonki isko kholne ka code to khud black star ko bhi malum nahi hai…use yaha na dekh kar unhe yakin ho gaya ki mujhe sadhana ne wasiyat ke baare me sab kuch bataya hoga, natiza unhone mujhe ulta latka diya jisse ki main kahi bhag na saku.
Raj (nirash)—ohh shitt ! ek baar phir main apni sadhana se milte milte rah gaya..vo dubara mujhse bichhad gayi..
Ghanshyam—vo kaha aur kaisi hogi, ye to main nahi janta..lekin haan, unn dono ki hathapayi me sadhana ki uss diary ke kuch page phat gaye aur niche gir gaye the…lekin vo page ekdam kore hain, tumhare kisi kaam ke nahi hain, uss admi ne bhi unhe kora samajh kar phenk diya tha.
Raj (dard)—kaha hain vo page ? mujhe dikhao..
Ghanshyam—ruko main abhi deta hu, bhale hi vo kore hain lekin maine unhe badi hifazat se sambhal kar rakha hai..ye soch kar ki shayad mere kuch likhne ke kaam aayenge kuch.
Ghanshyam ne apni jeb se kuch kagaz nikal kar mujhe diye, maine jaldi se unhe lekar dekhne laga jo ki bilkul kore the, unme ek shabd bhi nahi likha hua tha..par tabhi mujhe ragini didi ke yaha mili diary ka khyal aaya jiske pages bhi aise hi kore the kintu unme bahut kuch likha hua tha...ye khyal aate hi maine turant jeb se lighter nikal kar jalaya aur unn pages ko garam karne laga...kuch hi der me uss par akshar ubharne lage..sath hi sath dusre page par kuch sketch ubhar kar samne aaye..jinhe dekhte hi mera sir ghum gaya..sath me dil me dard bhi umad aaya...
Raj (shocked)—itna bada dhokha ! lekin kyon ?
Ghanshyam (hairan)—ohh my god, inme to likha hua hai aur ye chitra kiske hain ? kya aap inhe jante hain ?
Raj—nahi..aur shayad haan bhi..abhi mere paas time nahi hai, baad me baat karenge..abhi aap mere sath yaha se chalo..
Ghanshyam—lekin yaha se nikalna sambhav nahi hai..hame iss surang ko kholne ka code nahi malum..
Raj—mujhe malum hai..
Ghanshyam—lekin kaise ? aap to yaha pahli baar aaye ho na phir ?
Raj—vo sab chhodo aur chalo yaha se..
Maine ghanshyam ko liya aur vaha se nikalne ke liye uss surang ke agle dwar ki taraf chal pada...vaha pahuch kar main uss code detector device ko idhar udhar dekhne laga...kafi khoj been ke baad ek jagah vo nazar aaya...jisme maine password type karne laga.
Raj—password type.. ‘Burchoda’
Response—wrong password
Raj—madarchod pahle to dusra surang ka darwaja isse khul gaya tha, ab kya hua..? chalo dusra dekhta hu..type ‘Madarchod’
Response—wrong password
Raj—type ‘bhosdika’
Response—wrong password
Raj—type ‘bahanchod’
Response—wrong password
Raj—madarchod ye bhi nahi hai..kuch alag dekhta hu…type ‘Raj’
Response—wrong password
Raj—iski maa ko chodu, ye bhi nahi hai..type ‘saand’
Response—wrong password
Raj—sala ye bhi nahi..ab kya type karu ?..haan, shayad unn paheliyo me se hi koi ho, jo mujhe mili thi chhamiya ke paas se..
Phir maine unn sabhi paheliyo ko type kar ke bhi dekh liya lekin password sahi nahi nikla..main hatash ho chuka tha, kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya karu ?
Ghanshyam (tension)—ab kya hoga ? maine pahle hi kaha tha ki yaha se nikalna namumkin hai..ab to lagta hai ki baki ki zindagi yahi ghut ghut bitani padegi.
Raj (pareshan)—sala khul hi nahi raha hai..pata nahi kya hoga code ?
Ghanshyam—ye sab uss manhoos ‘Kaale Kamre’ ki vajah se ho raha hai..bahut hi manhoos kamra hai vo..sadhana ne bhi uski manhoosiyat ke baare me bataya tha.
Raj (chounk kar)—kyaa kaha..Kala Kamra….sahi kaha tumne…ye sab kahani uss kaale kamre se hi start hoti hai..
Raj—type..’Kaala Kamra’
Response—password successful.
Raj (chilla kar)—yeehhh…khul gayaaa…
Ghanshyam (khush)—omg..ye hai iska password..thank god..
Ye dekh kar hum dono ke chehre par chhayi huyi nirasha ekdam se khushi me badal gayi..agle hi pal vaha bani pattharo ki deewar ek taraf hatne lagi aur ek chota sa surangnuma darwaja banta chala gaya.
Ghanshyam—jaldi nikalo yaha se ab isse pahle ki koi aa jaye..
Raj—hmm, chalo..
Hum turant uss darwaje se ghus kar yaha se nikalna hi chahte the ki tabhi meri nazar vaha lage teen camera par gayi, jinka focus ki uss password machine ke keyboard ki taraf tha..ek to bilkul paas me laga hua tha, vo bhi micro size me, ye dekh kar mera maatha thanak gaya.
Raj (mann me)—ohh, to madarchod ne yaha camera laga rakhe hain, jisse ki inki madad se samajh sake ki maine keyboard ki koun koun si button press ki thi jab ye gupt darwaja khula tha tab…jarur madarchod kahi baitha meri har harkat par nazar rakh raha hoga…ruk, abhi batata hu tujhe madarchod.
Ghanshyam—ruk kyon gaye, chalna nahi hai kya ?
Raj—haan chalna hai bas do minute..
Maine turant palat kar uska password change kar diya aur ghanshyam ke sath vaha se nikal gaya..mera sochna ekdam sahi tha, black star ek jagah baith kar camera ke jariye ye sab dekh raha tha..uski nazre password type karte samay meri fingers par hi tiki huyi thi..jaise hi darwaja khula vah khushi se uchhal pada.
Lekin usse yaha ek galti ye ho gayi ki usne mujhe password change karte huye nahi dekha balki darwaja khulte hi fauran uth kar uss surang wali jagah par chala gaya..halanki code to maine iss surang ke starting point ka bhi change kiya tha kintu vaha lage cameras ki madad se usne code pata kar liya tha isliye usko andar ghusne me koi dikkat nahi huyi.. ya phir shayad vah chhup kar hamara picha karna chahta tha…isliye hi sab dekhte huye bhi usne apne admiyo ko hame rokne ya pakadne ke liye nahi bheja.
Lekin vaha pahuch kar jab usne password type kiya to vah galat batane laga..usne kayi baar koshish ki magar vah accept nahi hua..jisse use hairani huyi..usne turant lout kar dubara recording check ki to use samajh aaya.
Black star—ohhh ! to harami ne jate jate password bhi change kar diya…lekin kaise ? yaha to dubara new password to usne enter kiya hi nahi, phir change kaise kiya ? khair koi baat nahi beta, tera poora khandan mere kabze me hai…agar tujhe sabki jaan aur sheetal ko bachana hai to mujhe wasiyat ka raaz batana hi hoga aur sath me code bhi..
Usne apni black army se kuch baat ki aur uske baad mere mobile par call lagane laga..uss surang ke dusre darwaje me ghuste hi hum uske bhitar chalte rahe..lagbhag ek ghante tak chalne ke baad hame uska antim chhor nazar aaya to hum usse bahar nikal aaye.
Kintu vaha se nikalte hi hamne khud ko ek jungle ke beech me paya..ye dekh kar hame behad hairani huyi..main abhi kuch samajh pata ki prem pujari ka call aa gaya..usne mujhe sari ghatna ki jankari di to main bhi chounk gaya lekin jab usne iske aage jo bataya, use sunte hi mera khoon khoul utha…
Prem—black army ne tumhare sabhi ghar walo ke sath sath poore gaon ko hi kidnap kar liya hai…thakurain ne unka bahaduri se muqabla kiya lekin vah kab tak itne logo ka samna karti, akhir vah bhi buri tarah se ghayal ho gayi..maine aur iron man unhe bachana chaha lekin vo log 2000 ke karib the upar se hathiyaro sahit isliye hamne unka picha karna hi theek samjha…lekin vo log sabhi ko jungle wale uss purane ghar me lekar jane ke baad na jane kaha gayab ho gaye ? upar se hamari chodu gang ka bhi kuch pata nahi hai..ho na ho, vo bhi aise hi gayab huye honge..
Raj (gusse me)—unn sabki aaj maa chudegi..black star shayad bhul gaya ki aaj uski terahvi hai…
Prem—lekin hum kya kare ab ? iss ghar me to kuch bhi nahi hai ?
Raj—main jaisa batata hu, vaisa karo..
Phir maine prem ko vaha ke bathroom wali surang ke vishay me code sahit bata kar jaldi pahuchne ko kaha..prem ka call cut hote hi kisi unknown number se call aane laga..mujhe samajhte der nahi lagi ki ye call kiska ho sakta hai.
Raj (gusse me)—haan, madarchod bol..
‘’kya baat hai bade gusse me lag rahe ho ? ye bhi nahi pucha ki samne se bol koun raha hai, sidhe,gaali ? kisi ne maar to nahi li teri ?..hahaha’’ dusri taraf se awaz aayi.
Raj (gusse me)—tere jaise hinjde kutte ki badbu hi bahut hai teri pahchan karaane ke liye, puchne ki jarurat nahi hai... aur ek baat samajh le, saand ki gaand koi nahi maarta, ulta saand sabki maarta hai aur aaj teri baari hai..aur ek baat dimag me bitha le ki jab ye saand teri maarna chalu karega na "Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega."
‘’uss surang se bahar nikalne ka code kya hai jise tune change kiya hai ?’’ dusri tarah se usne kaha.
Raj—khud pata kar le, agar teri gaand me dum hai to ?
Black star—meri gaand me kitna dum hai, ye to tujhe aaj pata chal hi jayega...teri jankari ke liye bata du ki sadhana aur sheetal ke sath sath ab teri poori family aur poora gaon mere kabze me hai...shayad tu apna vada bhool gaya hai, agar vaade ke mutabik aaj tune wasiyat mere hawale nahi ki to tu soch bhi nahi sakta ki main sabke sath kya kya karunga..aur specially sheetal aur sadhana ke sath..
Raj (dimag kharab)—agar sadhana aur meri sheetal didi ko kuch bhi hua to main teri aisi haalat karunga ki khud mout bhi kaamp uthegi...aur jaha tak vaade ki baat hai to shayad tu bhool gaya hai ki maine tujhe 13 din ka time diya tha..aur aaj uska 13 va din matlab ki teri mout ka din hai...aaj iss saand me tujhe apni mout nazar ayegi..
Black star (tez awaz me)—tu mujhe wasiyat aur code batata hai ki nahi ya phir main apni black army ko sheetal aur sadhana ke sath sath sabki izzat ke chithde udane ko bol du ?
Raj (gusse me jor se)—madarchoddd, agar meri family me ya kisi bhi gaon wale ko kuch bhi hua to teri maa chod dalunga..
Black star—to phir seedhi tarah se wasiyat aur yaha ka code bata …warna…tu ye bahut achchi tarah se janta hai ki main jo kahta hu, vo karta bhi hu..khali kori dhamki nahi deta…
Raj (gusse me)—wasiyat ke baare me mujhe abhi kuch bhi pata nahi hai..aur jaha tak uss surang ke code ki baat hai to uska code hai…..”Roti Kha Ke Potti Jao…Potti Ja Ke Roti Khao”…aur haan, vo darwaja tabhi khulega jab koi iss code ko uss machine ke samne ek hi saans me 108 baar kahega, vah bhi ekdam sahi sahi…galat hone par ya 108 baar poora na kah paane par ya beech me saans lene par dubara se start se bolna padega…
Black star (kheejh kar)—WTF ! ye kya hai madarchod, kaisa password hai ye…?
Raj—jo sahi password hai, maine tujhe bata diya…ab aage teri marji..aur haan, password likhna nahi hai sirf bolna hai ek hi saans me 108 baar…
Black star—khair, chal theek hai…aur mujhe aaj shaam tak wasiyat chahiye warna…dubara phone karunga..
Raj (gusse me)—warna, main aaj teri maa chodunga madarchod..taiyar rahna…
Iske baad call cut ho gaya…black star ne uss password ko bolkar darwaja kholne ki koshish karne laga lekin har baar vah galat bol jata tha..kayi baar koshish karne ke baad bhi jab vah sahi sahi nahi bol paya to use gussa aane laga tha raj ke upar.
Black star (jaldi jaldi bolte huye)—roti kha ke potti jao, potti ja ke roti khao…. Roti kha ke potti jao, potti kha ke roti jao.
Response—teri maa ka bhosda…madarchod galat password..
Black star har baar bolne me galti kar jata aur har baar machine se yahi jawab milta..jisse vah behad gussa ho gaya aur phir se call laga diya..
Main abhi uss jungle me idhar se udhar bhatak raha tha, koi rasta hi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kidhar jaau..ki tabhi phir se phone bajne laga…phone uthate hi samne wala chillane laga.
Black star (gusse me)—madarchod, ye kya password dala hai tune ? dikha diya na tune apna kaminapan..ab dekh main kitna kamina hu…apne aap ko bahut hoshiyar samajhta hai na tu to ja bacha le apni sheetal didi ko mere admiyo ke hatho chudne se..tere paas sirf aadhe ghante ka samay hai…ab se har aadhe ghante me teri family me se kisi na kisi ki izzat lutti rahegi, jab tak ki mujhe wasiyat nahi mil jati….and its starts from sheetal….time starts now..
Raj (gusse se chilla kar)—madarchoddddddddd….agar meri didi ko kuch bhi hua to….
Black star (gusse me)—jab tak tu mujhse baat karne me samay barbad karega tab tak sheetal chud chuki hogi…mere admiyo ne teri sheetal didi ke kapde utarne shuru bhi kar diye hain….yakin nahi aata to main uski ek jhalak bhejta hu, khud hi dekh le….
Agle hi pal mere mobile par ek mms aaya..maine jaldi se khol kar dekha to dekhte hi dimag out of control ho gaya aur main gusse se idhar udhar chillate huye bhagne laga.
Raj (gusse me cheekhte huye)—madarchodddd…black starrr….teri dushmani mujhse hai…meri didi ko chhod de.. kaha jaau..kaise bachau didi ko…? Kahi se koi rasta samajh nahi aa raha hai…
Gusse aur tension me mera dimag hi kaam nahi kar raha tha...apni iss bebsi par mujhe rona aa raha tha, samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kidhar jaau ?
Ghanshyam—aap uss sms ko dubara dekho aur uss jagah ko dhyan se dekhiye, uske aaspaas aisa kuch ho jisse hame uss jagah ko dhundhne me help mil jaye ?
Uski baat sun kar maine dubara uss sms ko khol kar dekha lekin kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha..maine isse pahle vo jagah dekhi hi nahi thi…kuch samajh me aa hi nahi raha tha.
Ghanshyam—aise hi hum kab tak bhagte rahenge ? yaha se bahar nikalne ka koi rasta nazar hi nahi aa raha hai..
Raj (tension)—iski maa ko chodu, dimag hi kaam nahi kar raha…madarchod koi bur bhi nahi milegi yaha, warna bur chodne ke baad mera dimag daudne lagta..
Ghanshyam (chounk kar)—kyaaaa…b..u..r..‼
Raj—haan, ab bas kisi ki bur chodne ko mil jaye to hi kuch ho sakta hai kyonki hum aise chakravyuh me phanse hain jise tode bina yaha se bahar nikalna bahut mushkil hai..aur iss chakravyuh ka tod hai ..WASIYAT..
Ghanshyam (hairan)—lekin wasiyat aur iss chakravyuh ka bur se kya sambandh ho sakta hai ?
Raj—bhosdike…”Jab Tere Baap Ne Teri Maa Ki Bur Me Apna Lund Ghused Kar Pela Hoga, Tabhi To Tu Apni Maa Ke Pet Ke Andar Chakravyuh Me Phansa Tha Aur Phir Apni Maa Ki Vahi Bur Se Uss Chakravyuh Se Baahar Nikal Aaya..” Theek Vaise Hi Ab Bur Hi Hame Yaha Se Baahar Nikaal Sakti Hai..
Ghanshyam (gussa hote huye)—ye kya badatmizi hai ?
Raj—madarchod, ye koi badatmizi nahi hai balki tere sawal ka jawab diya hai maine..ab samajh aaya..?
Ghanshyam (tezi se)—ye kaisa jawab hai ?
Raj—to kya karu madarchod, ? ab yaha teri maa to hai nahi ki uski bur me main apna lund ghused kar use chod leta.. to kisi na kisi ki bur to chahiye hi na, iss chakravyuh ko todne aur wasiyat tak pahuchne ke liye..
Ghanshyam (gusse me)—mujhe iss tarah ka majaak bilkul pasand nahi hai..samjhe..
Raj (gardan daboch ke)—madarchod, jyada oonchi awaz me baat ki na to kisi ki bur milegi jab milegi, lekin teri maa ko chodu, ye saand teri gaand jarur maar lega yahi patak ke..
Mere aise rawaiye se uski bina maare hi gaand phat gayi..gardan jor se dabi hone ke karan vah goon..goon..goon karne laga to maine use vahi chhod kar aage badh gaya…vah chupchap mere piche piche chalne laga lekin mujhse thoda doori bana kar..
Ghanshyam (hanfte huye)—ab mujhse aur nahi bhaga jayega..thodi der yahi ruk jate hain…
Raj (gusse se)—madarchod, yaha meri bahan ki izzat khatre me hai aur tujhe araam karne ki padi hai..
Ghanshyam (sakpaka kar)—vo..vo mera matlab ye nahi tha..main to bas..
Raj—tujhe rukna hai to ruk kar yahi apni maa chuda bhosdike..
Mere munh se gaali sunte hi vo ekdam chup ho gaya ya phir shayad ab vo mujhse darne laga tha..chalte huye achanak vaha ek aurat (age lagbhag 70 yr) nazar aayi..jise dekhte hi hum chounk gaye lekin sabse jyada ghanshyam chounk a.
Raj (hairan)—yaha iss jagah aurat ?
Ghanshyam (shocked)—maaaa..!
Raj (shocked)—maaa !
Ghanshyam meri baat sune bina hi daudte huye ma..maa..chillate uss aurat ke paas gaya aur ja kar usse lipat gaya..vo aurat bhi use dekh kar chounk gayi aur phir beta beta chillate huye usse lipat kar rone lagi..yaha aur inn dono madarchodo ko dekh kar main bhi inki maa ko chodu, main bhi chounk gaya.
Raj (hairan)—ye tumhari maa hai ?
Ghanshyam (rote huye)—haan, SP sahab..ye meri maa hai jo aaj se kuch saal pahle na jane achanak kaha gayab ho gayi thi.
Raj (hairan)—main kuch samjha nahi..?
Aurat (rote huye)—main batati hu sahab…”Mere pati pujari ji ek bahut bade jyotishi hain, vo har kisi ka bhoot, bhavishya, vartaman sab jante hain..unhe wasiyat ke baare me bhi sab pata hai..unhone hi bade seth ji ko bataya tha ki unke kul me parpota hi unki wasiyat ke layak hoga, isliye unhone apni wasiyat ka waris apne parpote ko banaya vo bhi apne pote aur parpote ko bina dekhe huye…sath me unhone sadhana aur sheetal ka jikra bhi kiya tha..baato hi baato me ek baar unhone mujhe yaha ke password ke baare me bataya tha, tab se mere mann me wasiyat hasil karne ka lalach aa gaya..maine unse kaha bhi ki wasiyat khud hum kyon na hasil kar le magar unhone saaf mana kar diya..kahne lage ki ye jiski amanat hai, use hi milegi…lalach me andhi ko ke maine unki baat nahi maani aur yaha aa kar iss jungle me phans gayi..isse aage ka mujhe kuch malum hi nahi hai, tab se yahi hu” lekin aap dono yaha kaise phans gaye ?
Raj—uss wasiyat ka waris main hi hu..
Aurat (shocked)—kyaaa ?
Raj—hmm..
Ghanshyam—hmmm..maa, ye satya hai…
Phir ghanshyam ne usko apne pita pujari dada ke dehant ki khabar sunayi jise sun kar vo jor jor se rone lagi..badi mushkil se samjhane ke baad uska rona kam hua.
Aurat (sisakte huye)—yaha se hum kabhi nikal payenge bhi ya nahi ? beta, tumhe yaha nahi aana chahiye tha..
Raj (kuch sochte huye)—yaha se nikalne ka bas ek hi rasta hai..
Aurat (shocked)—kyaaa ? tumhe sharam nahi aati, aisi ghatiya baat karte huye..main tumhari maa ki umra ki hu..
Raj—bas yahi ek rasta hai..agar tum mujhe apni bur dogi , to hi iss makad jaal se nikal sakti ho..agar manzur hai to bolo warna gaand marati padi raho yahi apni..
Ghanshyam (chilla kar)—sp sahabb..ye meri maa hai..koi bazaru aurat nahi..samajh gaye aap..
Raj—sun be madarchod, jyada bakbak ki na to, yahi pel dunga, samjha bhosdike..
Aurat (gusse me)—mere pujari pati kahte the ki seth ji ka parpota hi wasiyat ke layak hoga..unka kahna galat ho gaya, ya phir tum asli waris ho hi nahi...chhee, thu hai tujh par...unka parpota aur itna kamina aur harami kaise ho sakta hai ?
Raj—kamina to main hu hi tabhi to log mujhe maha chudakkad saand kahte hain..ab sidhi tarah se bata ki tu mujhe apni bur degi ya nahi ? kyonki iss samay mujhe bur ki bahut jarurat hai aur mere paas time nahi hai...
Aurat (gusse se)— thu hai tujh par aur teri soch par..jise apni maa samaan aurat se uske hi bete ke samne aisi ghatiya baat karte jara bhi laaz nahi aayi..
Raj—to phir jindagi bhar yahi dono marte raho..
Ghanshyam (darr kar)—sahab vo meri maa hai aur aap . meri maa ko.....
Raj—maine tujhe sab bataya to tha na ki mera dimag bina bur chode kaam nahi karta…bur chodne ke baad hi mere lund ka pani nikalega aur mera dimag computer ki tarah tez chalega..samjhaya tha na maine..warna mujhe bhi teri maa ki phati huyi bur me lund pelne ka koi shouk nahi hai, samjhe..bas majboori hai..kyonki yaha aur dusri bur milegi nahi..isliye bol raha hu ki agar apni maa ke sath iss chakravyuh se nikalna hai to samjha apni maa ko ki vo mujhe apni bur chodne ko de de..samjha..jaldi se..
Ghanshyam (sir jhuka ke)—lekin sahab, vo meri maa hai..pls meri maa ko chhod do..main hath jodta hu..
Aurat (sir jhuka kar )—theek hai..apne bete ko iss makad jaal se nikaalne ke liye main ye paap karne ko taiyar hu..
Ghanshyam (shocked)—maaa ‼ !
Aurat—(sir jhukaye dhire se)..mujhe maaf karna beta..jaha wasiyat ke lalach me yaha aane aur apni pati ki baat na maanne ka paap kiya hai to ye ek paap aur sahi...mere paapo ki shayad yahi saza hai..
Raj—ye huyi na baat..chinta mat karo..tumhare sab paap dhul jayenge..vaise bhi ye koi paap nahi hai..balki mujhe apni bur de kar tum bahut bade punya ka kaam kar rahi ho kyonki aisa karne se yaha chakravyuh me phanse na jane kitne hi logo ko iss narak se chhutkara pa kar ek naya jeevan milega..
Aurat (dhire se)—lekin apna pani mere andar mat girana..lekin main apne bete ke samne kaise ye sab ?
Raj—theek hai..(ghanshyam se)..le be..tu dusri taraf munh ghuma ke khada ho ja aur ye le ear phone, ise apne kaano me laga kar full volume me koi gaana sun tab tak jab tak main teri maa ki bur achche se na le lu..samjha..
Vo behara na chahte huye bhi majburi me darte huye kaano me earphone laga kar gaana sunne me lag gaya aur maine uski maa ko pakad kar niche litaya aur uski saree ek jhatke me hi kamar se upar kar di...usne laaz sharam se apni ankhe band kar li...main kuch der uski ghane jhaanto se hari bhari bur ko dekhne ke baad dono pair phailaye aur karib 2-4 min bur ko chusa.
Vah pahli baar bur chuswa rahi thi, sath me itne saalo baad uski bur se chhed chhad ho rahi thi, iss karan se jaldi hi chudasi ho gayi...uske chudasi hote hi maine lund ko bur ke chhed me tikaya aur ek full stroke dhakka uski bur me jad diya jisse uski bur ko kakdi ki tarah phadte huye lund aadha ghus gaya..vo jor se cheekh padi..uski cheekh sunte hi uska beta thoda sa piche palta aur phir apni maa ki bur me mera lund dekhte hi uski gaand phat gayi..usne dar kar jaldi se apna munh ghuma liya jaise ki usne koi bahut bada azgar dekh liya ho.
Maine uski maa ke dono doodh pakad kar unhe dabate huye ek aur karara dhakka mara aur poora lund jad tak bur ke bhitar pel diya...uske baad kuch der tak to vah behoshi jaisi halat me padi rahi..bur se khoon bahne laga tha, akhir pahli baar itna mota lund jo uski bur me gaya tha.
Kuch der tak main use dhire dhire chodta raha..jab hosh me aane ke baad use bhi maza aane laga aur vo apni gaand upar uthane lagi to maine chodne ki speed badha di.
Aurat—aaahhhh...aise hi chodo...phad dalo meri bur ko....aaahhhhh....itna maza to mujhe kabhi pujari ji ko bhi apni bur dene me nahi aaya tha jitna ki aaj tumhe bur dene me aa raha hai beta...aaaahhhh...aise hi pelo mujhe...jee bhar ke lelo meri bur...aaaahhhhh...kaisi maa hu main jo apne hi bete ke samne kisi paraye mard se apni bur chudwa rahi hu..aahhh lekin maza bahut aa raha hai aaj pahli baar bur dene me..aaaahhhh..meri phati huyi bur ko aur phad do beta..chod chod kar khoob choudi kar do aaj meri bur...aaahhhhhh
Karib paanch minute me hi uski bur ne pani phenk diya aur vo jhad gayi...lekin mera abhi nahi hua tha to main use chodta raha..jaldi hi vo dusri baar bhi jhad kar bejaan laash ho gayi aur chhodne ki minnat karne lagi.
Aurat—aahhhhh...main thak gayi hu raj beta...ab mujhse nahi hoga...meri bur me jalan hone lagi hai..ab to chhod do.. chahe to phir baad me le lena meri bur..jitna chodna ho chod lena meri bur ko..main ab kabhi tumhe apni bur dene se mana nahi karungi..jab man kare le lena meri bur..aahhh..par abhi chhod do...aaahhhh..main phir se gayi..aahahhh
Raj—lekin mera abhi nahi hua hai..
Aurat—main hath se kar dungi..beta..ab bur me jhelne ki himmat nahi hai ..
Raj—theek hai..lekin apne dono pair phaila kar aur apni bur mere samne khol kar baithna..
Phir maine apna lund uski bur se bahar kheench liya aur vo apne dono pair phailaye baith kar mujhe apni bur dikhate huye meri mutth maarne lagi..jab mera hone ke nazdeek aaya to maine use rok diya..
Raj—aaahhhh..Hath Se Kitna Mutth Maaregi Madarchod, Warna Abhi Lund Se Pichkari Nikal Kar Sidhe Teri Bur Ke Chhed Me Giregi Aur Tera Pati Swarg Me Baithe Baithe Free Me Baap Ban Jayega.
Meri baat sun kar usne hath se hilana band kar diya to maine munh me lene ka ishara kiya..thodi na nukur ke baad vo maan gayi aur chusne lagi..thodi hi der me main uske munh me jhad gaya..lund ka pani nikalte hi mere dimag me jami dhool bhi saaf ho gayi.
Usne jaldi se apna munh pocha aur apni bur ki haalat dekhne lagi jo ki phool kar kuppa ho gayi thi..hosh me aane ke baad vo apne bete se nazre nahi mila rahi thi..dono ke sir jhuke huye the..lekin mere dimag me kuch aur hi chal raha tha.
Raj—vaise ye hai koun si jagah ?
Aurat (sir jhukaye)—ye girinar ka jungle hai..pujari ji ne bataya tha ek baar..yaha ke baare me..
Raj (chounk kar)—kyaaaa...girinar ka rahasyamayi jungle hai ye ?
Aurat—hmmm
Raj (mann me)—ye girinar ka jungle hai.. ! akhir har baar ye jungle mere samne kyon aa jata hai ? pahli baar madarchod vo adiwasi mujhe uss jungle me pakad le gaye the aur phir saand se ladwaya tha..phir uss ghar ki surang me jab ghusa tha tab bhi vahi pahuch gaya tha..ab yaha aane par bhi vahi pahuch gaya hu…akhir kya rahasya hai ye ? ya phir kahi aisa to nahi ki har surang ka antim chhor, yahi jungle ho ? par kyon ? iss jungle ka iss chakravyuh se kya sambandh ? ya phir kahi aisa to nahi hai ki ‘Wasiyat’ iss jungle me hi ho ?
Aur tabhi jaise mere dimag ki batti achanak jali..jaise ki kuch bahut important baat achanak manas patal par ubhar aayi ho..mere dimag me achanak hi girinar ke jungle me uss budhiya ki diya hua lakdi ka chota sa tukda yaad aaya.
Raj (mann me)—arrey haan, pichli baar uss budhiya ne bhi to mujhe ek lakdi ka tukda diya tha..sabki chori se..kaha hai vo ? aur to aur vo gaana bhi mujhe iss jungle me hi kahi sunayi deta hai, yaha aane par..ho na ho..wasiyat ka kuch to sambandh jarur hai iss khatarnak jungle se…
Kafi der tak sochne ke baad jab mere mann me adiwasiyo ka khyal aaya to uske sath hi uss adiwasi aurat dwara diye gaye uss lakdi ke tukde ka bhi dhyan aa gaya. Maine turant uss lakdi ke tukde ko apni jeb se nikala aur usme lagi huyi mitti ko saaf karne laga.
Jaise jaise lakde ke tukde me lagi mitti ki parat saaf hoti ja rahi thi vaise vaise usme kuch akshar ubharte ja rahe the. Poori mitti saaf hote hi main uss par likhe shabdo ko dhyan se padhne laga.
“Jo Sab Ka Path Prakashit Karta Hai, Vahi Tumhe Bhi Rasta Dikhayega.”
Raj—madarchod, abhi ek paheli suljhi nahi ki ye dusri ek aur dimag chatne ko aa gayi, iski maa ko chodu, ab iska bhala kya matlab hua…?
Maine lakdi ke tukde ko palta kar dekha to dusri taraf bhi kuch likha hua tha. Pahle ek shayari likhi huyi thi jise padhne laga lekin uske niche kuch aisa likha tha jise padhte hi main chounk gaya.
Vah tezi se jhopdi ki taraf lapki…aur jaise hi uske karib pahuchi to use jhopdi ki chhat par ek ullu baitha dikhayi diya.. iss ullu ko vah bahut achchi tarah se pahchanti thi..ullu ko dekhte hi uske dil khauf se joro se dhadakne laga tha.
Himmat batot kar jab vah jhopdi ke thoda aur nikat pahuchi to jhopdi ke darwaje par use saanp bhi dikhayi dene laga..ye saanp abhi jhopdi ke andar se nikla tha aur darwaje par kundali maar kar aur fun utha kar baith gaya tha.
Aaj tak ke khwab ka poora drishya hi ab ek haqiqat ke roop me sadhana ke samne tha…saanp ne use apne samne dekh kar ek jordar fufkar mari..uske fufkar maarte hi chhat par baitha ullu ud gaya…saanp jhapat kar sadhana ki taraf badha..use apni taraf badhte dekh kar sadhana khaufjada ho kar palat kar vaha se phir bhagna hi chahti thi ki tabhi….jhopdi ke andar se awaz aayi jise sunte hi sadhana ke hosh ud gaye uske kadam khud-ba-khud ruk se gaye.
“aaahhhh….didi..mujhe bacha lo..didi..aaahhh”
Sadhana (shocked)—arrey..yahi to mujhe sapne me bhi sunayi deta tha…kiski dard bhari pukar hai ye aur kisko pukar raha hai ?
Sadhana abhi iss dard bhari awaz ko sun kar hairan thi, jo ki vah nirantar apne khwabo me dekhti aur sunti aayi hai..aaj vahi sab khwab ,me dikhayi dene wali ghatnaye uske samne haqiqat ka roop lekar aa khadi ho gayi thi..vah abhi hairani me khoyi huyi hi thi ki tabhi dubara uss dard bhari awaz ko sun kar uski tandra bhang ho gayi.
Sadhana (shocked)—akhir iss jhopdi aur iss dard me pukar rahe admi ka mere khwabo se aur meri zindagi se kya sambandh hai ? agar mujhe apne sawalo ke jawab chahiye to mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga..aur iske liye mujhe jhopdi ke andar ja kar dekhna hoga….haan, yahi theek rahega..
Sadhna ne mann me jhopdi ke bhitar jane ka faisla karke uski taraf kadam badhaye hi the ki uss saanp ko dekh kar ek baar phir se vah darr gayi..akhir darti bhi kaise nahi, vah khaufnak saanp tezi se uski taraf badh raha tha.
Sadhana uss saanp se bhaybheet ho kar abhi kuch ek kadam hi piche hati thi ki tabhi usne dekha ki vah saanp uski taraf aane ki bajaaye dusri taraf mud gaya aur ghoom kar jhopdi ke piche gayab ho gaya…ab jhopdi ki chhat par koi cheez nahi thi aur na darwaje par hi kuch tha.
Sadhana hairan ho kar kabhi jhopdi ke darwaje ko to kabhi uski chhat ko dekh rahi thi aur soch rahi thi ki kya kare aur kya na kare ?..tabhi andar se phir awaz aayi.
“aaahhhh….didi..mujhe bacha lo..didi..aaahhh”
Aur iss baar ye awaz sunte hi vah jhopdi ke chhote se darwaje ki taraf badh gayi…aur phir abhi vah jhopdi ke bhitar jane ke liye jhuki hi thi ki tabhi kisi ne uske kandhe par hath rakh kar use bhitar jane se rok liya.
Sadhana ne piche mud kar dekha to hath rakhne wale ne uske kandhe se hath hata liya…na sirf hath hata liya balki do kadam piche hatkar bhi khada ho gaya…suraj ki roshni sidhe uske chehre par pad rahi thi..dheele dhaale kaale libaas me uski sanwli rangat chamak rahi thi…kandho par jhulte lambe lambe baal,kaano me chaandi ki baaliya, ek hath me mota kada, ungli me chaandi ki patthar lagi anguthi pahne huye tha…kaali chamakti ankhe,ajib shakhsiyat thi uski…use dekh kar khauf bhi aata tha aur dekhte rahne ko bhi ji chahta tha…
Vah dono hath baandhe dilchaspi bhari nigaho se sadhana ko dekh raha tha.
Sadhana—koun ho tum ?
“BLACK STAR” vah bola to uske safed motiyo se chamakdar daant dikhayi diye.
“Ohh ! Achchha to vo aap hain.” Sadhana ke lahze me utsukta bhar aayi thi—“main aaj tak aapke baare me sunti rahi hu, aaj darshan bhi ho gaye.”
“main iss registan me tumhara swagat karta hu, main ek muddat se tumhare aane ki pratiksha me tha.” Usne kaha.
Sadhana (hairan)—par kyon ? akhir kyon ?
“Yahi batane ke liye maine tumhe andar jane se roka hai.” Usne jawab diya.
Sadhana—andar koun hai ?
‘’Andar ek aisa vyakti moujud hai jise tumhari madad ki sakht jarurat hai.’’ Usne kaha.
Sadhana—main to andar hi ja rahi thi, phir aapne mujhe andar jane se kyon rok diya ?
‘’Tum use dekhogi to tumhe bahut kasht hoga, bahut dukh hoga..main chahta hu ki use dekhne se pahle tum meri baat sun lo.’’ Usne prattyuttar me kaha.
Sadhana—andar koun hai ? akhir kuch pata to chale.
‘’Tumhara bhai, Raj’’ usne bade hi sahaz bhav se jawab diya.
Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….meraaa…bhaiiii ? Rajjjj ? (mann me)..to kya mere sapno me jis ladke ka chehra dikhta tha, vo mera bhai hai ? uska naam raj hai ? mera bhai hai vo..?
‘’hmmmm.., vo tumhara chhota bhai raj hai….aur haan, tumhara naam sadhana nahi balki sheetal hai’’ Usne kaha.
Itna sunte hi sadhana behad bhavuk ho gayi…aaj pahli baar uske khwabo se juda koi rahasya ujagar hua tha, use apni asli pahchan mil rahi thi, apne pariwar ka pata chal raha tha…sadhana yakayak hi bahut bechain ho uthi thi …bhavukta vash uski ankho se khushi aur dard ke mishrit aanshu bah chale the.
Sadhana (bhavuk)—Mera Bhai ? Raj ! Andar mera bhai hai aur aap mujhe andar jane se rok rahe hain ? ye to zulm hai.. mujhe andar jane do...main apne bhai ko dekhna chahti hu.
“Tumhara bhai andar jis haalat me hai, use dekh kar tumhe bahut dukh hoga.” Usne gambhirta ke sath kaha.
Sadhana (hath jod kar)—(nam ankhe)..aap mujhe andar jane do, pls..mujhe apne bhai ko dekhna hai..
“Tum andar na jao, mere sath aao.” Kahte huye vah muda, “tumhara bhai kisi ki qaid me hai.”
Sadhana (shocked)—qaid me ? (cheekhte huye)..kisne qaid kiya hai mere bhai ko ?
Itna kahte kahte ghanshyam achanak ruk gaya..maine kuch der uski taraf takta raha ki ab aage kuch bolega lekin jab usne kuch nahi kaha to mujhse nahi raha gaya..mera dil joro se dhadak raha tha.
Ghanshyam (lambi saans lekar)—sadhana, isse aage kuch batati ki usse pahle hi black army ka ek admi aa gaya aur sadhana ke hath me uss samay ek diary thi, jise vah usse chheenne ki koshish karne laga…lekin sadhana ek badi hi bahadur ladki thi, usne uska muqabla karte huye uss gunde ki taango ke beech me jor se apna ghutna maar diya jisse vah kuch der ke liye dard me tadapne laga..iss mouke ka fayda utha kar vah jaldi se iss surang ka dusra darwaja khol kar yaha se bhag gayi..na jane kaise sadhana ne dusra darwaja khola kyonki isko kholne ka code to khud black star ko bhi malum nahi hai…use yaha na dekh kar unhe yakin ho gaya ki mujhe sadhana ne wasiyat ke baare me sab kuch bataya hoga, natiza unhone mujhe ulta latka diya jisse ki main kahi bhag na saku.
Raj (nirash)—ohh shitt ! ek baar phir main apni sadhana se milte milte rah gaya..vo dubara mujhse bichhad gayi..
Ghanshyam—vo kaha aur kaisi hogi, ye to main nahi janta..lekin haan, unn dono ki hathapayi me sadhana ki uss diary ke kuch page phat gaye aur niche gir gaye the…lekin vo page ekdam kore hain, tumhare kisi kaam ke nahi hain, uss admi ne bhi unhe kora samajh kar phenk diya tha.
Raj (dard)—kaha hain vo page ? mujhe dikhao..
Ghanshyam—ruko main abhi deta hu, bhale hi vo kore hain lekin maine unhe badi hifazat se sambhal kar rakha hai..ye soch kar ki shayad mere kuch likhne ke kaam aayenge kuch.
Ghanshyam ne apni jeb se kuch kagaz nikal kar mujhe diye, maine jaldi se unhe lekar dekhne laga jo ki bilkul kore the, unme ek shabd bhi nahi likha hua tha..par tabhi mujhe ragini didi ke yaha mili diary ka khyal aaya jiske pages bhi aise hi kore the kintu unme bahut kuch likha hua tha...ye khyal aate hi maine turant jeb se lighter nikal kar jalaya aur unn pages ko garam karne laga...kuch hi der me uss par akshar ubharne lage..sath hi sath dusre page par kuch sketch ubhar kar samne aaye..jinhe dekhte hi mera sir ghum gaya..sath me dil me dard bhi umad aaya...
Raj (shocked)—itna bada dhokha ! lekin kyon ?
Ghanshyam (hairan)—ohh my god, inme to likha hua hai aur ye chitra kiske hain ? kya aap inhe jante hain ?
Raj—nahi..aur shayad haan bhi..abhi mere paas time nahi hai, baad me baat karenge..abhi aap mere sath yaha se chalo..
Ghanshyam—lekin yaha se nikalna sambhav nahi hai..hame iss surang ko kholne ka code nahi malum..
Raj—mujhe malum hai..
Ghanshyam—lekin kaise ? aap to yaha pahli baar aaye ho na phir ?
Raj—vo sab chhodo aur chalo yaha se..
Maine ghanshyam ko liya aur vaha se nikalne ke liye uss surang ke agle dwar ki taraf chal pada...vaha pahuch kar main uss code detector device ko idhar udhar dekhne laga...kafi khoj been ke baad ek jagah vo nazar aaya...jisme maine password type karne laga.
Raj—password type.. ‘Burchoda’
Response—wrong password
Raj—madarchod pahle to dusra surang ka darwaja isse khul gaya tha, ab kya hua..? chalo dusra dekhta hu..type ‘Madarchod’
Response—wrong password
Raj—type ‘bhosdika’
Response—wrong password
Raj—type ‘bahanchod’
Response—wrong password
Raj—madarchod ye bhi nahi hai..kuch alag dekhta hu…type ‘Raj’
Response—wrong password
Raj—iski maa ko chodu, ye bhi nahi hai..type ‘saand’
Response—wrong password
Raj—sala ye bhi nahi..ab kya type karu ?..haan, shayad unn paheliyo me se hi koi ho, jo mujhe mili thi chhamiya ke paas se..
Phir maine unn sabhi paheliyo ko type kar ke bhi dekh liya lekin password sahi nahi nikla..main hatash ho chuka tha, kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya karu ?
Ghanshyam (tension)—ab kya hoga ? maine pahle hi kaha tha ki yaha se nikalna namumkin hai..ab to lagta hai ki baki ki zindagi yahi ghut ghut bitani padegi.
Raj (pareshan)—sala khul hi nahi raha hai..pata nahi kya hoga code ?
Ghanshyam—ye sab uss manhoos ‘Kaale Kamre’ ki vajah se ho raha hai..bahut hi manhoos kamra hai vo..sadhana ne bhi uski manhoosiyat ke baare me bataya tha.
Raj (chounk kar)—kyaa kaha..Kala Kamra….sahi kaha tumne…ye sab kahani uss kaale kamre se hi start hoti hai..
Raj—type..’Kaala Kamra’
Response—password successful.
Raj (chilla kar)—yeehhh…khul gayaaa…
Ghanshyam (khush)—omg..ye hai iska password..thank god..
Ye dekh kar hum dono ke chehre par chhayi huyi nirasha ekdam se khushi me badal gayi..agle hi pal vaha bani pattharo ki deewar ek taraf hatne lagi aur ek chota sa surangnuma darwaja banta chala gaya.
Ghanshyam—jaldi nikalo yaha se ab isse pahle ki koi aa jaye..
Raj—hmm, chalo..
Hum turant uss darwaje se ghus kar yaha se nikalna hi chahte the ki tabhi meri nazar vaha lage teen camera par gayi, jinka focus ki uss password machine ke keyboard ki taraf tha..ek to bilkul paas me laga hua tha, vo bhi micro size me, ye dekh kar mera maatha thanak gaya.
Raj (mann me)—ohh, to madarchod ne yaha camera laga rakhe hain, jisse ki inki madad se samajh sake ki maine keyboard ki koun koun si button press ki thi jab ye gupt darwaja khula tha tab…jarur madarchod kahi baitha meri har harkat par nazar rakh raha hoga…ruk, abhi batata hu tujhe madarchod.
Ghanshyam—ruk kyon gaye, chalna nahi hai kya ?
Raj—haan chalna hai bas do minute..
Maine turant palat kar uska password change kar diya aur ghanshyam ke sath vaha se nikal gaya..mera sochna ekdam sahi tha, black star ek jagah baith kar camera ke jariye ye sab dekh raha tha..uski nazre password type karte samay meri fingers par hi tiki huyi thi..jaise hi darwaja khula vah khushi se uchhal pada.
Lekin usse yaha ek galti ye ho gayi ki usne mujhe password change karte huye nahi dekha balki darwaja khulte hi fauran uth kar uss surang wali jagah par chala gaya..halanki code to maine iss surang ke starting point ka bhi change kiya tha kintu vaha lage cameras ki madad se usne code pata kar liya tha isliye usko andar ghusne me koi dikkat nahi huyi.. ya phir shayad vah chhup kar hamara picha karna chahta tha…isliye hi sab dekhte huye bhi usne apne admiyo ko hame rokne ya pakadne ke liye nahi bheja.
Lekin vaha pahuch kar jab usne password type kiya to vah galat batane laga..usne kayi baar koshish ki magar vah accept nahi hua..jisse use hairani huyi..usne turant lout kar dubara recording check ki to use samajh aaya.
Black star—ohhh ! to harami ne jate jate password bhi change kar diya…lekin kaise ? yaha to dubara new password to usne enter kiya hi nahi, phir change kaise kiya ? khair koi baat nahi beta, tera poora khandan mere kabze me hai…agar tujhe sabki jaan aur sheetal ko bachana hai to mujhe wasiyat ka raaz batana hi hoga aur sath me code bhi..
Usne apni black army se kuch baat ki aur uske baad mere mobile par call lagane laga..uss surang ke dusre darwaje me ghuste hi hum uske bhitar chalte rahe..lagbhag ek ghante tak chalne ke baad hame uska antim chhor nazar aaya to hum usse bahar nikal aaye.
Kintu vaha se nikalte hi hamne khud ko ek jungle ke beech me paya..ye dekh kar hame behad hairani huyi..main abhi kuch samajh pata ki prem pujari ka call aa gaya..usne mujhe sari ghatna ki jankari di to main bhi chounk gaya lekin jab usne iske aage jo bataya, use sunte hi mera khoon khoul utha…
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Vah tezi se jhopdi ki taraf lapki…aur jaise hi uske karib pahuchi to use jhopdi ki chhat par ek ullu baitha dikhayi diya.. iss ullu ko vah bahut achchi tarah se pahchanti thi..ullu ko dekhte hi uske dil khauf se joro se dhadakne laga tha.
Himmat batot kar jab vah jhopdi ke thoda aur nikat pahuchi to jhopdi ke darwaje par use saanp bhi dikhayi dene laga..ye saanp abhi jhopdi ke andar se nikla tha aur darwaje par kundali maar kar aur fun utha kar baith gaya tha.
Aaj tak ke khwab ka poora drishya hi ab ek haqiqat ke roop me sadhana ke samne tha…saanp ne use apne samne dekh kar ek jordar fufkar mari..uske fufkar maarte hi chhat par baitha ullu ud gaya…saanp jhapat kar sadhana ki taraf badha..use apni taraf badhte dekh kar sadhana khaufjada ho kar palat kar vaha se phir bhagna hi chahti thi ki tabhi….jhopdi ke andar se awaz aayi jise sunte hi sadhana ke hosh ud gaye uske kadam khud-ba-khud ruk se gaye.
“aaahhhh….didi..mujhe bacha lo..didi..aaahhh”
Sadhana (shocked)—arrey..yahi to mujhe sapne me bhi sunayi deta tha…kiski dard bhari pukar hai ye aur kisko pukar raha hai ?
Sadhana abhi iss dard bhari awaz ko sun kar hairan thi, jo ki vah nirantar apne khwabo me dekhti aur sunti aayi hai..aaj vahi sab khwab ,me dikhayi dene wali ghatnaye uske samne haqiqat ka roop lekar aa khadi ho gayi thi..vah abhi hairani me khoyi huyi hi thi ki tabhi dubara uss dard bhari awaz ko sun kar uski tandra bhang ho gayi.
Sadhana (shocked)—akhir iss jhopdi aur iss dard me pukar rahe admi ka mere khwabo se aur meri zindagi se kya sambandh hai ? agar mujhe apne sawalo ke jawab chahiye to mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga..aur iske liye mujhe jhopdi ke andar ja kar dekhna hoga….haan, yahi theek rahega..
Sadhna ne mann me jhopdi ke bhitar jane ka faisla karke uski taraf kadam badhaye hi the ki uss saanp ko dekh kar ek baar phir se vah darr gayi..akhir darti bhi kaise nahi, vah khaufnak saanp tezi se uski taraf badh raha tha.
Sadhana uss saanp se bhaybheet ho kar abhi kuch ek kadam hi piche hati thi ki tabhi usne dekha ki vah saanp uski taraf aane ki bajaaye dusri taraf mud gaya aur ghoom kar jhopdi ke piche gayab ho gaya…ab jhopdi ki chhat par koi cheez nahi thi aur na darwaje par hi kuch tha.
Sadhana hairan ho kar kabhi jhopdi ke darwaje ko to kabhi uski chhat ko dekh rahi thi aur soch rahi thi ki kya kare aur kya na kare ?..tabhi andar se phir awaz aayi.
“aaahhhh….didi..mujhe bacha lo..didi..aaahhh”
Aur iss baar ye awaz sunte hi vah jhopdi ke chhote se darwaje ki taraf badh gayi…aur phir abhi vah jhopdi ke bhitar jane ke liye jhuki hi thi ki tabhi kisi ne uske kandhe par hath rakh kar use bhitar jane se rok liya.
Sadhana ne piche mud kar dekha to hath rakhne wale ne uske kandhe se hath hata liya…na sirf hath hata liya balki do kadam piche hatkar bhi khada ho gaya…suraj ki roshni sidhe uske chehre par pad rahi thi..dheele dhaale kaale libaas me uski sanwli rangat chamak rahi thi…kandho par jhulte lambe lambe baal,kaano me chaandi ki baaliya, ek hath me mota kada, ungli me chaandi ki patthar lagi anguthi pahne huye tha…kaali chamakti ankhe,ajib shakhsiyat thi uski…use dekh kar khauf bhi aata tha aur dekhte rahne ko bhi ji chahta tha…
Vah dono hath baandhe dilchaspi bhari nigaho se sadhana ko dekh raha tha.
Sadhana—koun ho tum ?
“BLACK STAR” vah bola to uske safed motiyo se chamakdar daant dikhayi diye.
“Ohh ! Achchha to vo aap hain.” Sadhana ke lahze me utsukta bhar aayi thi—“main aaj tak aapke baare me sunti rahi hu, aaj darshan bhi ho gaye.”
“main iss registan me tumhara swagat karta hu, main ek muddat se tumhare aane ki pratiksha me tha.” Usne kaha.
Sadhana (hairan)—par kyon ? akhir kyon ?
“Yahi batane ke liye maine tumhe andar jane se roka hai.” Usne jawab diya.
Sadhana—andar koun hai ?
‘’Andar ek aisa vyakti moujud hai jise tumhari madad ki sakht jarurat hai.’’ Usne kaha.
Sadhana—main to andar hi ja rahi thi, phir aapne mujhe andar jane se kyon rok diya ?
‘’Tum use dekhogi to tumhe bahut kasht hoga, bahut dukh hoga..main chahta hu ki use dekhne se pahle tum meri baat sun lo.’’ Usne prattyuttar me kaha.
Sadhana—andar koun hai ? akhir kuch pata to chale.
‘’Tumhara bhai, Raj’’ usne bade hi sahaz bhav se jawab diya.
Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….meraaa…bhaiiii ? Rajjjj ? (mann me)..to kya mere sapno me jis ladke ka chehra dikhta tha, vo mera bhai hai ? uska naam raj hai ? mera bhai hai vo..?
‘’hmmmm.., vo tumhara chhota bhai raj hai….aur haan, tumhara naam sadhana nahi balki sheetal hai’’ Usne kaha.
Itna sunte hi sadhana behad bhavuk ho gayi…aaj pahli baar uske khwabo se juda koi rahasya ujagar hua tha, use apni asli pahchan mil rahi thi, apne pariwar ka pata chal raha tha…sadhana yakayak hi bahut bechain ho uthi thi …bhavukta vash uski ankho se khushi aur dard ke mishrit aanshu bah chale the.
Sadhana (bhavuk)—Mera Bhai ? Raj ! Andar mera bhai hai aur aap mujhe andar jane se rok rahe hain ? ye to zulm hai.. mujhe andar jane do...main apne bhai ko dekhna chahti hu.
“Tumhara bhai andar jis haalat me hai, use dekh kar tumhe bahut dukh hoga.” Usne gambhirta ke sath kaha.
Sadhana (hath jod kar)—(nam ankhe)..aap mujhe andar jane do, pls..mujhe apne bhai ko dekhna hai..
“Tum andar na jao, mere sath aao.” Kahte huye vah muda, “tumhara bhai kisi ki qaid me hai.”
Sadhana (shocked)—qaid me ? (cheekhte huye)..kisne qaid kiya hai mere bhai ko ?
Itna kahte kahte ghanshyam achanak ruk gaya..maine kuch der uski taraf takta raha ki ab aage kuch bolega lekin jab usne kuch nahi kaha to mujhse nahi raha gaya..mera dil joro se dhadak raha tha.
Ghanshyam (lambi saans lekar)—sadhana, isse aage kuch batati ki usse pahle hi black army ka ek admi aa gaya aur sadhana ke hath me uss samay ek diary thi, jise vah usse chheenne ki koshish karne laga…lekin sadhana ek badi hi bahadur ladki thi, usne uska muqabla karte huye uss gunde ki taango ke beech me jor se apna ghutna maar diya jisse vah kuch der ke liye dard me tadapne laga..iss mouke ka fayda utha kar vah jaldi se iss surang ka dusra darwaja khol kar yaha se bhag gayi..na jane kaise sadhana ne dusra darwaja khola kyonki isko kholne ka code to khud black star ko bhi malum nahi hai…use yaha na dekh kar unhe yakin ho gaya ki mujhe sadhana ne wasiyat ke baare me sab kuch bataya hoga, natiza unhone mujhe ulta latka diya jisse ki main kahi bhag na saku.
Raj (nirash)—ohh shitt ! ek baar phir main apni sadhana se milte milte rah gaya..vo dubara mujhse bichhad gayi..
Ghanshyam—vo kaha aur kaisi hogi, ye to main nahi janta..lekin haan, unn dono ki hathapayi me sadhana ki uss diary ke kuch page phat gaye aur niche gir gaye the…lekin vo page ekdam kore hain, tumhare kisi kaam ke nahi hain, uss admi ne bhi unhe kora samajh kar phenk diya tha.
Raj (dard)—kaha hain vo page ? mujhe dikhao..
Ghanshyam—ruko main abhi deta hu, bhale hi vo kore hain lekin maine unhe badi hifazat se sambhal kar rakha hai..ye soch kar ki shayad mere kuch likhne ke kaam aayenge kuch.
Ghanshyam ne apni jeb se kuch kagaz nikal kar mujhe diye, maine jaldi se unhe lekar dekhne laga jo ki bilkul kore the, unme ek shabd bhi nahi likha hua tha..par tabhi mujhe ragini didi ke yaha mili diary ka khyal aaya jiske pages bhi aise hi kore the kintu unme bahut kuch likha hua tha...ye khyal aate hi maine turant jeb se lighter nikal kar jalaya aur unn pages ko garam karne laga...kuch hi der me uss par akshar ubharne lage..sath hi sath dusre page par kuch sketch ubhar kar samne aaye..jinhe dekhte hi mera sir ghum gaya..sath me dil me dard bhi umad aaya...
Raj (shocked)—itna bada dhokha ! lekin kyon ?
Ghanshyam (hairan)—ohh my god, inme to likha hua hai aur ye chitra kiske hain ? kya aap inhe jante hain ?
Raj—nahi..aur shayad haan bhi..abhi mere paas time nahi hai, baad me baat karenge..abhi aap mere sath yaha se chalo..
Ghanshyam—lekin yaha se nikalna sambhav nahi hai..hame iss surang ko kholne ka code nahi malum..
Raj—mujhe malum hai..
Ghanshyam—lekin kaise ? aap to yaha pahli baar aaye ho na phir ?
Raj—vo sab chhodo aur chalo yaha se..
Maine ghanshyam ko liya aur vaha se nikalne ke liye uss surang ke agle dwar ki taraf chal pada...vaha pahuch kar main uss code detector device ko idhar udhar dekhne laga...kafi khoj been ke baad ek jagah vo nazar aaya...jisme maine password type karne laga.
Raj—password type.. ‘Burchoda’
Response—wrong password
Raj—madarchod pahle to dusra surang ka darwaja isse khul gaya tha, ab kya hua..? chalo dusra dekhta hu..type ‘Madarchod’
Response—wrong password
Raj—type ‘bhosdika’
Response—wrong password
Raj—type ‘bahanchod’
Response—wrong password
Raj—madarchod ye bhi nahi hai..kuch alag dekhta hu…type ‘Raj’
Response—wrong password
Raj—iski maa ko chodu, ye bhi nahi hai..type ‘saand’
Response—wrong password
Raj—sala ye bhi nahi..ab kya type karu ?..haan, shayad unn paheliyo me se hi koi ho, jo mujhe mili thi chhamiya ke paas se..
Phir maine unn sabhi paheliyo ko type kar ke bhi dekh liya lekin password sahi nahi nikla..main hatash ho chuka tha, kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya karu ?
Ghanshyam (tension)—ab kya hoga ? maine pahle hi kaha tha ki yaha se nikalna namumkin hai..ab to lagta hai ki baki ki zindagi yahi ghut ghut bitani padegi.
Raj (pareshan)—sala khul hi nahi raha hai..pata nahi kya hoga code ?
Ghanshyam—ye sab uss manhoos ‘Kaale Kamre’ ki vajah se ho raha hai..bahut hi manhoos kamra hai vo..sadhana ne bhi uski manhoosiyat ke baare me bataya tha.
Raj (chounk kar)—kyaa kaha..Kala Kamra….sahi kaha tumne…ye sab kahani uss kaale kamre se hi start hoti hai..
Raj—type..’Kaala Kamra’
Response—password successful.
Raj (chilla kar)—yeehhh…khul gayaaa…
Ghanshyam (khush)—omg..ye hai iska password..thank god..
Ye dekh kar hum dono ke chehre par chhayi huyi nirasha ekdam se khushi me badal gayi..agle hi pal vaha bani pattharo ki deewar ek taraf hatne lagi aur ek chota sa surangnuma darwaja banta chala gaya.
Ghanshyam—jaldi nikalo yaha se ab isse pahle ki koi aa jaye..
Raj—hmm, chalo..
Hum turant uss darwaje se ghus kar yaha se nikalna hi chahte the ki tabhi meri nazar vaha lage teen camera par gayi, jinka focus ki uss password machine ke keyboard ki taraf tha..ek to bilkul paas me laga hua tha, vo bhi micro size me, ye dekh kar mera maatha thanak gaya.
Raj (mann me)—ohh, to madarchod ne yaha camera laga rakhe hain, jisse ki inki madad se samajh sake ki maine keyboard ki koun koun si button press ki thi jab ye gupt darwaja khula tha tab…jarur madarchod kahi baitha meri har harkat par nazar rakh raha hoga…ruk, abhi batata hu tujhe madarchod.
Ghanshyam—ruk kyon gaye, chalna nahi hai kya ?
Raj—haan chalna hai bas do minute..
Maine turant palat kar uska password change kar diya aur ghanshyam ke sath vaha se nikal gaya..mera sochna ekdam sahi tha, black star ek jagah baith kar camera ke jariye ye sab dekh raha tha..uski nazre password type karte samay meri fingers par hi tiki huyi thi..jaise hi darwaja khula vah khushi se uchhal pada.
Lekin usse yaha ek galti ye ho gayi ki usne mujhe password change karte huye nahi dekha balki darwaja khulte hi fauran uth kar uss surang wali jagah par chala gaya..halanki code to maine iss surang ke starting point ka bhi change kiya tha kintu vaha lage cameras ki madad se usne code pata kar liya tha isliye usko andar ghusne me koi dikkat nahi huyi.. ya phir shayad vah chhup kar hamara picha karna chahta tha…isliye hi sab dekhte huye bhi usne apne admiyo ko hame rokne ya pakadne ke liye nahi bheja.
Lekin vaha pahuch kar jab usne password type kiya to vah galat batane laga..usne kayi baar koshish ki magar vah accept nahi hua..jisse use hairani huyi..usne turant lout kar dubara recording check ki to use samajh aaya.
Black star—ohhh ! to harami ne jate jate password bhi change kar diya…lekin kaise ? yaha to dubara new password to usne enter kiya hi nahi, phir change kaise kiya ? khair koi baat nahi beta, tera poora khandan mere kabze me hai…agar tujhe sabki jaan aur sheetal ko bachana hai to mujhe wasiyat ka raaz batana hi hoga aur sath me code bhi..
Usne apni black army se kuch baat ki aur uske baad mere mobile par call lagane laga..uss surang ke dusre darwaje me ghuste hi hum uske bhitar chalte rahe..lagbhag ek ghante tak chalne ke baad hame uska antim chhor nazar aaya to hum usse bahar nikal aaye.
Kintu vaha se nikalte hi hamne khud ko ek jungle ke beech me paya..ye dekh kar hame behad hairani huyi..main abhi kuch samajh pata ki prem pujari ka call aa gaya..usne mujhe sari ghatna ki jankari di to main bhi chounk gaya lekin jab usne iske aage jo bataya, use sunte hi mera khoon khoul utha…
Prem—black army ne tumhare sabhi ghar walo ke sath sath poore gaon ko hi kidnap kar liya hai…thakurain ne unka bahaduri se muqabla kiya lekin vah kab tak itne logo ka samna karti, akhir vah bhi buri tarah se ghayal ho gayi..maine aur iron man unhe bachana chaha lekin vo log 2000 ke karib the upar se hathiyaro sahit isliye hamne unka picha karna hi theek samjha…lekin vo log sabhi ko jungle wale uss purane ghar me lekar jane ke baad na jane kaha gayab ho gaye ? upar se hamari chodu gang ka bhi kuch pata nahi hai..ho na ho, vo bhi aise hi gayab huye honge..
Raj (gusse me)—unn sabki aaj maa chudegi..black star shayad bhul gaya ki aaj uski terahvi hai…
Prem—lekin hum kya kare ab ? iss ghar me to kuch bhi nahi hai ?
Raj—main jaisa batata hu, vaisa karo..
Phir maine prem ko vaha ke bathroom wali surang ke vishay me code sahit bata kar jaldi pahuchne ko kaha..prem ka call cut hote hi kisi unknown number se call aane laga..mujhe samajhte der nahi lagi ki ye call kiska ho sakta hai.
Raj (gusse me)—haan, madarchod bol..
‘’kya baat hai bade gusse me lag rahe ho ? ye bhi nahi pucha ki samne se bol koun raha hai, sidhe,gaali ? kisi ne maar to nahi li teri ?..hahaha’’ dusri taraf se awaz aayi.
Raj (gusse me)—tere jaise hinjde kutte ki badbu hi bahut hai teri pahchan karaane ke liye, puchne ki jarurat nahi hai... aur ek baat samajh le, saand ki gaand koi nahi maarta, ulta saand sabki maarta hai aur aaj teri baari hai..
‘’uss surang se bahar nikalne ka code kya hai jise tune change kiya hai ?’’ dusri tarah se usne kaha.
Raj—khud pata kar le, agar teri gaand me dum hai to ?
Black star—meri gaand me kitna dum hai, ye to tujhe aaj pata chal hi jayega...teri jankari ke liye bata du ki sadhana aur sheetal ke sath sath ab teri poori family aur poora gaon mere kabze me hai...shayad tu apna vada bhool gaya hai, agar vaade ke mutabik aaj tune wasiyat mere hawale nahi ki to tu soch bhi nahi sakta ki main sabke sath kya kya karunga..aur specially sheetal aur sadhana ke sath..
Raj (dimag kharab)—agar sadhana aur meri sheetal didi ko kuch bhi hua to main teri aisi haalat karunga ki khud mout bhi kaamp uthegi...aur jaha tak vaade ki baat hai to shayad tu bhool gaya hai ki maine tujhe 13 din ka time diya tha..aur aaj uska 13 va din matlab ki teri mout ka din hai...aaj iss saand me tujhe apni mout nazar ayegi..
Black star (tez awaz me)—tu mujhe wasiyat aur code batata hai ki nahi ya phir main apni black army ko sheetal aur sadhana ke sath sath sabki izzat ke chithde udane ko bol du ?
Raj (gusse me jor se)—madarchoddd, agar meri family me ya kisi bhi gaon wale ko kuch bhi hua to teri maa chod dalunga..
Black star—to phir seedhi tarah se wasiyat aur yaha ka code bata …warna…tu ye bahut achchi tarah se janta hai ki main jo kahta hu, vo karta bhi hu..khali kori dhamki nahi deta…
Raj (gusse me)—wasiyat ke baare me mujhe abhi kuch bhi pata nahi hai..aur jaha tak uss surang ke code ki baat hai to uska code hai…..”Roti Kha Ke Potti Jao…Potti Ja Ke Roti Khao”…aur haan, vo darwaja tabhi khulega jab koi iss code ko uss machine ke samne ek hi saans me 108 baar kahega, vah bhi ekdam sahi sahi…galat hone par ya 108 baar poora na kah paane par ya beech me saans lene par dubara se start se bolna padega…
Black star (kheejh kar)—WTF ! ye kya hai madarchod, kaisa password hai ye…?
Raj—jo sahi password hai, maine tujhe bata diya…ab aage teri marji..aur haan, password likhna nahi hai sirf bolna hai ek hi saans me 108 baar…
Black star—khair, chal theek hai…aur mujhe aaj shaam tak wasiyat chahiye warna…dubara phone karunga..
Raj (gusse me)—warna, main aaj teri maa chodunga madarchod..taiyar rahna…
Iske baad call cut ho gaya…black star ne uss password ko bolkar darwaja kholne ki koshish karne laga lekin har baar vah galat bol jata tha..kayi baar koshish karne ke baad bhi jab vah sahi sahi nahi bol paya to use gussa aane laga tha raj ke upar.
Black star (jaldi jaldi bolte huye)—roti kha ke potti jao, potti ja ke roti khao…. Roti kha ke potti jao, potti kha ke roti jao.
Response—teri maa ka bhosda…madarchod galat password..
Black star har baar bolne me galti kar jata aur har baar machine se yahi jawab milta..jisse vah behad gussa ho gaya aur phir se call laga diya..
Main abhi uss jungle me idhar se udhar bhatak raha tha, koi rasta hi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kidhar jaau..ki tabhi phir se phone bajne laga…phone uthate hi samne wala chillane laga.
Black star (gusse me)—madarchod, ye kya password dala hai tune ? dikha diya na tune apna kaminapan..ab dekh main kitna kamina hu…apne aap ko bahut hoshiyar samajhta hai na tu to ja bacha le apni sheetal didi ko mere admiyo ke hatho chudne se..tere paas sirf aadhe ghante ka samay hai…ab se har aadhe ghante me teri family me se kisi na kisi ki izzat lutti rahegi, jab tak ki mujhe wasiyat nahi mil jati….and its starts from sheetal….time starts now..
Raj (gusse se chilla kar)—madarchoddddddddd….agar meri didi ko kuch bhi hua to….
Black star (gusse me)—jab tak tu mujhse baat karne me samay barbad karega tab tak sheetal chud chuki hogi…mere admiyo ne teri sheetal didi ke kapde utarne shuru bhi kar diye hain….yakin nahi aata to main uski ek jhalak bhejta hu, khud hi dekh le….
Agle hi pal mere mobile par ek mms aaya..maine jaldi se khol kar dekha to dekhte hi dimag out of control ho gaya
Vah tezi se jhopdi ki taraf lapki…aur jaise hi uske karib pahuchi to use jhopdi ki chhat par ek ullu baitha dikhayi diya.. iss ullu ko vah bahut achchi tarah se pahchanti thi..ullu ko dekhte hi uske dil khauf se joro se dhadakne laga tha.
Himmat batot kar jab vah jhopdi ke thoda aur nikat pahuchi to jhopdi ke darwaje par use saanp bhi dikhayi dene laga..ye saanp abhi jhopdi ke andar se nikla tha aur darwaje par kundali maar kar aur fun utha kar baith gaya tha.
Aaj tak ke khwab ka poora drishya hi ab ek haqiqat ke roop me sadhana ke samne tha…saanp ne use apne samne dekh kar ek jordar fufkar mari..uske fufkar maarte hi chhat par baitha ullu ud gaya…saanp jhapat kar sadhana ki taraf badha..use apni taraf badhte dekh kar sadhana khaufjada ho kar palat kar vaha se phir bhagna hi chahti thi ki tabhi….jhopdi ke andar se awaz aayi jise sunte hi sadhana ke hosh ud gaye uske kadam khud-ba-khud ruk se gaye.
“aaahhhh….didi..mujhe bacha lo..didi..aaahhh”
Sadhana (shocked)—arrey..yahi to mujhe sapne me bhi sunayi deta tha…kiski dard bhari pukar hai ye aur kisko pukar raha hai ?
Sadhana abhi iss dard bhari awaz ko sun kar hairan thi, jo ki vah nirantar apne khwabo me dekhti aur sunti aayi hai..aaj vahi sab khwab ,me dikhayi dene wali ghatnaye uske samne haqiqat ka roop lekar aa khadi ho gayi thi..vah abhi hairani me khoyi huyi hi thi ki tabhi dubara uss dard bhari awaz ko sun kar uski tandra bhang ho gayi.
Sadhana (shocked)—akhir iss jhopdi aur iss dard me pukar rahe admi ka mere khwabo se aur meri zindagi se kya sambandh hai ? agar mujhe apne sawalo ke jawab chahiye to mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga..aur iske liye mujhe jhopdi ke andar ja kar dekhna hoga….haan, yahi theek rahega..
Sadhna ne mann me jhopdi ke bhitar jane ka faisla karke uski taraf kadam badhaye hi the ki uss saanp ko dekh kar ek baar phir se vah darr gayi..akhir darti bhi kaise nahi, vah khaufnak saanp tezi se uski taraf badh raha tha.
Sadhana uss saanp se bhaybheet ho kar abhi kuch ek kadam hi piche hati thi ki tabhi usne dekha ki vah saanp uski taraf aane ki bajaaye dusri taraf mud gaya aur ghoom kar jhopdi ke piche gayab ho gaya…ab jhopdi ki chhat par koi cheez nahi thi aur na darwaje par hi kuch tha.
Sadhana hairan ho kar kabhi jhopdi ke darwaje ko to kabhi uski chhat ko dekh rahi thi aur soch rahi thi ki kya kare aur kya na kare ?..tabhi andar se phir awaz aayi.
“aaahhhh….didi..mujhe bacha lo..didi..aaahhh”
Aur iss baar ye awaz sunte hi vah jhopdi ke chhote se darwaje ki taraf badh gayi…aur phir abhi vah jhopdi ke bhitar jane ke liye jhuki hi thi ki tabhi kisi ne uske kandhe par hath rakh kar use bhitar jane se rok liya.
Sadhana ne piche mud kar dekha to hath rakhne wale ne uske kandhe se hath hata liya…na sirf hath hata liya balki do kadam piche hatkar bhi khada ho gaya…suraj ki roshni sidhe uske chehre par pad rahi thi..dheele dhaale kaale libaas me uski sanwli rangat chamak rahi thi…kandho par jhulte lambe lambe baal,kaano me chaandi ki baaliya, ek hath me mota kada, ungli me chaandi ki patthar lagi anguthi pahne huye tha…kaali chamakti ankhe,ajib shakhsiyat thi uski…use dekh kar khauf bhi aata tha aur dekhte rahne ko bhi ji chahta tha…
Vah dono hath baandhe dilchaspi bhari nigaho se sadhana ko dekh raha tha.
Sadhana—koun ho tum ?
“BLACK STAR” vah bola to uske safed motiyo se chamakdar daant dikhayi diye.
“Ohh ! Achchha to vo aap hain.” Sadhana ke lahze me utsukta bhar aayi thi—“main aaj tak aapke baare me sunti rahi hu, aaj darshan bhi ho gaye.”
“main iss registan me tumhara swagat karta hu, main ek muddat se tumhare aane ki pratiksha me tha.” Usne kaha.
Sadhana (hairan)—par kyon ? akhir kyon ?
“Yahi batane ke liye maine tumhe andar jane se roka hai.” Usne jawab diya.
Sadhana—andar koun hai ?
‘’Andar ek aisa vyakti moujud hai jise tumhari madad ki sakht jarurat hai.’’ Usne kaha.
Sadhana—main to andar hi ja rahi thi, phir aapne mujhe andar jane se kyon rok diya ?
‘’Tum use dekhogi to tumhe bahut kasht hoga, bahut dukh hoga..main chahta hu ki use dekhne se pahle tum meri baat sun lo.’’ Usne prattyuttar me kaha.
Sadhana—andar koun hai ? akhir kuch pata to chale.
‘’Tumhara bhai, Raj’’ usne bade hi sahaz bhav se jawab diya.
Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….meraaa…bhaiiii ? Rajjjj ? (mann me)..to kya mere sapno me jis ladke ka chehra dikhta tha, vo mera bhai hai ? uska naam raj hai ? mera bhai hai vo..?
‘’hmmmm.., vo tumhara chhota bhai raj hai….aur haan, tumhara naam sadhana nahi balki sheetal hai’’ Usne kaha.
Itna sunte hi sadhana behad bhavuk ho gayi…aaj pahli baar uske khwabo se juda koi rahasya ujagar hua tha, use apni asli pahchan mil rahi thi, apne pariwar ka pata chal raha tha…sadhana yakayak hi bahut bechain ho uthi thi …bhavukta vash uski ankho se khushi aur dard ke mishrit aanshu bah chale the.
Sadhana (bhavuk)—Mera Bhai ? Raj ! Andar mera bhai hai aur aap mujhe andar jane se rok rahe hain ? ye to zulm hai.. mujhe andar jane do...main apne bhai ko dekhna chahti hu.
“Tumhara bhai andar jis haalat me hai, use dekh kar tumhe bahut dukh hoga.” Usne gambhirta ke sath kaha.
Sadhana (hath jod kar)—(nam ankhe)..aap mujhe andar jane do, pls..mujhe apne bhai ko dekhna hai..
“Tum andar na jao, mere sath aao.” Kahte huye vah muda, “tumhara bhai kisi ki qaid me hai.”
Sadhana (shocked)—qaid me ? (cheekhte huye)..kisne qaid kiya hai mere bhai ko ?
Itna kahte kahte ghanshyam achanak ruk gaya..maine kuch der uski taraf takta raha ki ab aage kuch bolega lekin jab usne kuch nahi kaha to mujhse nahi raha gaya..mera dil joro se dhadak raha tha.
Ghanshyam (lambi saans lekar)—sadhana, isse aage kuch batati ki usse pahle hi black army ka ek admi aa gaya aur sadhana ke hath me uss samay ek diary thi, jise vah usse chheenne ki koshish karne laga…lekin sadhana ek badi hi bahadur ladki thi, usne uska muqabla karte huye uss gunde ki taango ke beech me jor se apna ghutna maar diya jisse vah kuch der ke liye dard me tadapne laga..iss mouke ka fayda utha kar vah jaldi se iss surang ka dusra darwaja khol kar yaha se bhag gayi..na jane kaise sadhana ne dusra darwaja khola kyonki isko kholne ka code to khud black star ko bhi malum nahi hai…use yaha na dekh kar unhe yakin ho gaya ki mujhe sadhana ne wasiyat ke baare me sab kuch bataya hoga, natiza unhone mujhe ulta latka diya jisse ki main kahi bhag na saku.
Raj (nirash)—ohh shitt ! ek baar phir main apni sadhana se milte milte rah gaya..vo dubara mujhse bichhad gayi..
Ghanshyam—vo kaha aur kaisi hogi, ye to main nahi janta..lekin haan, unn dono ki hathapayi me sadhana ki uss diary ke kuch page phat gaye aur niche gir gaye the…lekin vo page ekdam kore hain, tumhare kisi kaam ke nahi hain, uss admi ne bhi unhe kora samajh kar phenk diya tha.
Raj (dard)—kaha hain vo page ? mujhe dikhao..
Ghanshyam—ruko main abhi deta hu, bhale hi vo kore hain lekin maine unhe badi hifazat se sambhal kar rakha hai..ye soch kar ki shayad mere kuch likhne ke kaam aayenge kuch.
Ghanshyam ne apni jeb se kuch kagaz nikal kar mujhe diye, maine jaldi se unhe lekar dekhne laga jo ki bilkul kore the, unme ek shabd bhi nahi likha hua tha..par tabhi mujhe ragini didi ke yaha mili diary ka khyal aaya jiske pages bhi aise hi kore the kintu unme bahut kuch likha hua tha...ye khyal aate hi maine turant jeb se lighter nikal kar jalaya aur unn pages ko garam karne laga...kuch hi der me uss par akshar ubharne lage..sath hi sath dusre page par kuch sketch ubhar kar samne aaye..jinhe dekhte hi mera sir ghum gaya..sath me dil me dard bhi umad aaya...
Raj (shocked)—itna bada dhokha ! lekin kyon ?
Ghanshyam (hairan)—ohh my god, inme to likha hua hai aur ye chitra kiske hain ? kya aap inhe jante hain ?
Raj—nahi..aur shayad haan bhi..abhi mere paas time nahi hai, baad me baat karenge..abhi aap mere sath yaha se chalo..
Ghanshyam—lekin yaha se nikalna sambhav nahi hai..hame iss surang ko kholne ka code nahi malum..
Raj—mujhe malum hai..
Ghanshyam—lekin kaise ? aap to yaha pahli baar aaye ho na phir ?
Raj—vo sab chhodo aur chalo yaha se..
Maine ghanshyam ko liya aur vaha se nikalne ke liye uss surang ke agle dwar ki taraf chal pada...vaha pahuch kar main uss code detector device ko idhar udhar dekhne laga...kafi khoj been ke baad ek jagah vo nazar aaya...jisme maine password type karne laga.
Raj—password type.. ‘Burchoda’
Response—wrong password
Raj—madarchod pahle to dusra surang ka darwaja isse khul gaya tha, ab kya hua..? chalo dusra dekhta hu..type ‘Madarchod’
Response—wrong password
Raj—type ‘bhosdika’
Response—wrong password
Raj—type ‘bahanchod’
Response—wrong password
Raj—madarchod ye bhi nahi hai..kuch alag dekhta hu…type ‘Raj’
Response—wrong password
Raj—iski maa ko chodu, ye bhi nahi hai..type ‘saand’
Response—wrong password
Raj—sala ye bhi nahi..ab kya type karu ?..haan, shayad unn paheliyo me se hi koi ho, jo mujhe mili thi chhamiya ke paas se..
Phir maine unn sabhi paheliyo ko type kar ke bhi dekh liya lekin password sahi nahi nikla..main hatash ho chuka tha, kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya karu ?
Ghanshyam (tension)—ab kya hoga ? maine pahle hi kaha tha ki yaha se nikalna namumkin hai..ab to lagta hai ki baki ki zindagi yahi ghut ghut bitani padegi.
Raj (pareshan)—sala khul hi nahi raha hai..pata nahi kya hoga code ?
Ghanshyam—ye sab uss manhoos ‘Kaale Kamre’ ki vajah se ho raha hai..bahut hi manhoos kamra hai vo..sadhana ne bhi uski manhoosiyat ke baare me bataya tha.
Raj (chounk kar)—kyaa kaha..Kala Kamra….sahi kaha tumne…ye sab kahani uss kaale kamre se hi start hoti hai..
Raj—type..’Kaala Kamra’
Response—password successful.
Raj (chilla kar)—yeehhh…khul gayaaa…
Ghanshyam (khush)—omg..ye hai iska password..thank god..
Ye dekh kar hum dono ke chehre par chhayi huyi nirasha ekdam se khushi me badal gayi..agle hi pal vaha bani pattharo ki deewar ek taraf hatne lagi aur ek chota sa surangnuma darwaja banta chala gaya.
Ghanshyam—jaldi nikalo yaha se ab isse pahle ki koi aa jaye..
Raj—hmm, chalo..
Hum turant uss darwaje se ghus kar yaha se nikalna hi chahte the ki tabhi meri nazar vaha lage teen camera par gayi, jinka focus ki uss password machine ke keyboard ki taraf tha..ek to bilkul paas me laga hua tha, vo bhi micro size me, ye dekh kar mera maatha thanak gaya.
Raj (mann me)—ohh, to madarchod ne yaha camera laga rakhe hain, jisse ki inki madad se samajh sake ki maine keyboard ki koun koun si button press ki thi jab ye gupt darwaja khula tha tab…jarur madarchod kahi baitha meri har harkat par nazar rakh raha hoga…ruk, abhi batata hu tujhe madarchod.
Ghanshyam—ruk kyon gaye, chalna nahi hai kya ?
Raj—haan chalna hai bas do minute..
Maine turant palat kar uska password change kar diya aur ghanshyam ke sath vaha se nikal gaya..mera sochna ekdam sahi tha, black star ek jagah baith kar camera ke jariye ye sab dekh raha tha..uski nazre password type karte samay meri fingers par hi tiki huyi thi..jaise hi darwaja khula vah khushi se uchhal pada.
Lekin usse yaha ek galti ye ho gayi ki usne mujhe password change karte huye nahi dekha balki darwaja khulte hi fauran uth kar uss surang wali jagah par chala gaya..halanki code to maine iss surang ke starting point ka bhi change kiya tha kintu vaha lage cameras ki madad se usne code pata kar liya tha isliye usko andar ghusne me koi dikkat nahi huyi.. ya phir shayad vah chhup kar hamara picha karna chahta tha…isliye hi sab dekhte huye bhi usne apne admiyo ko hame rokne ya pakadne ke liye nahi bheja.
Lekin vaha pahuch kar jab usne password type kiya to vah galat batane laga..usne kayi baar koshish ki magar vah accept nahi hua..jisse use hairani huyi..usne turant lout kar dubara recording check ki to use samajh aaya.
Black star—ohhh ! to harami ne jate jate password bhi change kar diya…lekin kaise ? yaha to dubara new password to usne enter kiya hi nahi, phir change kaise kiya ? khair koi baat nahi beta, tera poora khandan mere kabze me hai…agar tujhe sabki jaan aur sheetal ko bachana hai to mujhe wasiyat ka raaz batana hi hoga aur sath me code bhi..
Usne apni black army se kuch baat ki aur uske baad mere mobile par call lagane laga..uss surang ke dusre darwaje me ghuste hi hum uske bhitar chalte rahe..lagbhag ek ghante tak chalne ke baad hame uska antim chhor nazar aaya to hum usse bahar nikal aaye.
Kintu vaha se nikalte hi hamne khud ko ek jungle ke beech me paya..ye dekh kar hame behad hairani huyi..main abhi kuch samajh pata ki prem pujari ka call aa gaya..usne mujhe sari ghatna ki jankari di to main bhi chounk gaya lekin jab usne iske aage jo bataya, use sunte hi mera khoon khoul utha…
Prem—black army ne tumhare sabhi ghar walo ke sath sath poore gaon ko hi kidnap kar liya hai…thakurain ne unka bahaduri se muqabla kiya lekin vah kab tak itne logo ka samna karti, akhir vah bhi buri tarah se ghayal ho gayi..maine aur iron man unhe bachana chaha lekin vo log 2000 ke karib the upar se hathiyaro sahit isliye hamne unka picha karna hi theek samjha…lekin vo log sabhi ko jungle wale uss purane ghar me lekar jane ke baad na jane kaha gayab ho gaye ? upar se hamari chodu gang ka bhi kuch pata nahi hai..ho na ho, vo bhi aise hi gayab huye honge..
Raj (gusse me)—unn sabki aaj maa chudegi..black star shayad bhul gaya ki aaj uski terahvi hai…
Prem—lekin hum kya kare ab ? iss ghar me to kuch bhi nahi hai ?
Raj—main jaisa batata hu, vaisa karo..
Phir maine prem ko vaha ke bathroom wali surang ke vishay me code sahit bata kar jaldi pahuchne ko kaha..prem ka call cut hote hi kisi unknown number se call aane laga..mujhe samajhte der nahi lagi ki ye call kiska ho sakta hai.
Raj (gusse me)—haan, madarchod bol..
‘’kya baat hai bade gusse me lag rahe ho ? ye bhi nahi pucha ki samne se bol koun raha hai, sidhe,gaali ? kisi ne maar to nahi li teri ?..hahaha’’ dusri taraf se awaz aayi.
Raj (gusse me)—tere jaise hinjde kutte ki badbu hi bahut hai teri pahchan karaane ke liye, puchne ki jarurat nahi hai... aur ek baat samajh le, saand ki gaand koi nahi maarta, ulta saand sabki maarta hai aur aaj teri baari hai..
‘’uss surang se bahar nikalne ka code kya hai jise tune change kiya hai ?’’ dusri tarah se usne kaha.
Raj—khud pata kar le, agar teri gaand me dum hai to ?
Black star—meri gaand me kitna dum hai, ye to tujhe aaj pata chal hi jayega...teri jankari ke liye bata du ki sadhana aur sheetal ke sath sath ab teri poori family aur poora gaon mere kabze me hai...shayad tu apna vada bhool gaya hai, agar vaade ke mutabik aaj tune wasiyat mere hawale nahi ki to tu soch bhi nahi sakta ki main sabke sath kya kya karunga..aur specially sheetal aur sadhana ke sath..
Raj (dimag kharab)—agar sadhana aur meri sheetal didi ko kuch bhi hua to main teri aisi haalat karunga ki khud mout bhi kaamp uthegi...aur jaha tak vaade ki baat hai to shayad tu bhool gaya hai ki maine tujhe 13 din ka time diya tha..aur aaj uska 13 va din matlab ki teri mout ka din hai...aaj iss saand me tujhe apni mout nazar ayegi..
Black star (tez awaz me)—tu mujhe wasiyat aur code batata hai ki nahi ya phir main apni black army ko sheetal aur sadhana ke sath sath sabki izzat ke chithde udane ko bol du ?
Raj (gusse me jor se)—madarchoddd, agar meri family me ya kisi bhi gaon wale ko kuch bhi hua to teri maa chod dalunga..
Black star—to phir seedhi tarah se wasiyat aur yaha ka code bata …warna…tu ye bahut achchi tarah se janta hai ki main jo kahta hu, vo karta bhi hu..khali kori dhamki nahi deta…
Raj (gusse me)—wasiyat ke baare me mujhe abhi kuch bhi pata nahi hai..aur jaha tak uss surang ke code ki baat hai to uska code hai…..”Roti Kha Ke Potti Jao…Potti Ja Ke Roti Khao”…aur haan, vo darwaja tabhi khulega jab koi iss code ko uss machine ke samne ek hi saans me 108 baar kahega, vah bhi ekdam sahi sahi…galat hone par ya 108 baar poora na kah paane par ya beech me saans lene par dubara se start se bolna padega…
Black star (kheejh kar)—WTF ! ye kya hai madarchod, kaisa password hai ye…?
Raj—jo sahi password hai, maine tujhe bata diya…ab aage teri marji..aur haan, password likhna nahi hai sirf bolna hai ek hi saans me 108 baar…
Black star—khair, chal theek hai…aur mujhe aaj shaam tak wasiyat chahiye warna…dubara phone karunga..
Raj (gusse me)—warna, main aaj teri maa chodunga madarchod..taiyar rahna…
Iske baad call cut ho gaya…black star ne uss password ko bolkar darwaja kholne ki koshish karne laga lekin har baar vah galat bol jata tha..kayi baar koshish karne ke baad bhi jab vah sahi sahi nahi bol paya to use gussa aane laga tha raj ke upar.
Black star (jaldi jaldi bolte huye)—roti kha ke potti jao, potti ja ke roti khao…. Roti kha ke potti jao, potti kha ke roti jao.
Response—teri maa ka bhosda…madarchod galat password..
Black star har baar bolne me galti kar jata aur har baar machine se yahi jawab milta..jisse vah behad gussa ho gaya aur phir se call laga diya..
Main abhi uss jungle me idhar se udhar bhatak raha tha, koi rasta hi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kidhar jaau..ki tabhi phir se phone bajne laga…phone uthate hi samne wala chillane laga.
Black star (gusse me)—madarchod, ye kya password dala hai tune ? dikha diya na tune apna kaminapan..ab dekh main kitna kamina hu…apne aap ko bahut hoshiyar samajhta hai na tu to ja bacha le apni sheetal didi ko mere admiyo ke hatho chudne se..tere paas sirf aadhe ghante ka samay hai…ab se har aadhe ghante me teri family me se kisi na kisi ki izzat lutti rahegi, jab tak ki mujhe wasiyat nahi mil jati….and its starts from sheetal….time starts now..
Raj (gusse se chilla kar)—madarchoddddddddd….agar meri didi ko kuch bhi hua to….
Black star (gusse me)—jab tak tu mujhse baat karne me samay barbad karega tab tak sheetal chud chuki hogi…mere admiyo ne teri sheetal didi ke kapde utarne shuru bhi kar diye hain….yakin nahi aata to main uski ek jhalak bhejta hu, khud hi dekh le….
Agle hi pal mere mobile par ek mms aaya..maine jaldi se khol kar dekha to dekhte hi dimag out of control ho gaya
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