dirty jokes

Jokes kissko aacha nahi lagta!! Kabhi kabhi hum jeene ki chakar me ......hasna bool jaate hain. Toh kyu na hum wapis hasneko seekhen.....The jokes here will be in English and Hindi. You are free to add your own jokes here. A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have SEX with you I will make...

अगर आसमान तक मेरे हाथ जाते, अगर आसमान तक मेरे हाथ जाते, तो चाँद तारे तोड़ना तो छोटी बात है, हम तो परियों की गांड में भी उंगली कर आते।