Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..
AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.
Ab dono undergarments bhi utaar do.
Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to
Ek Aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke doctor ke paas gayi aur boli, Kya mere pati ko viagra tum ne di thi?
Dr: Ji Memsaab...