UPDATE 8
Agli subah main ready ho raha tha
tabhi mujhe bahar se awajein sunayi di
jhagda ho raha tha
main ready hoke bahar nikla
toh dekha
daadi jaya aur rekha chachi ko maar rahi thi
maa unhein bachane gayi
toh unhein bhi maarne lagi
main wahan pahunch gaya
main..kya kar rahi hain yeh aap
daadi..apni maa ko samjha de lalla
mere beech mein na bola kare
main.. lekin hua kya
daadi..kya hua
yeh dono daayan nahi chahti
ki mera beta kabhi khush rahe
kehti hain ki apne pati ki shaadi nahi hone dengi
main..achcha ab chhod bhi dijiye
aur jaake aaram kijiye
daadi..tu keh raha hai
isi liye chhod rahi hoon
aur phir daadi ne sheetal ki taraf dekha
daadi..chal mere sath
sheetal daadi ke sath chali gayi
aur phir main maa ki taraf dekha
main..aapko kisne bola tha beech mein aake maar khaane ko
aap kya chahti hain
main daadi ke sath kuchh kar baithu
yeh sunte hi maa ne mujhe thappad maar diya
maa..zubaan kheench lungi
agar maa jee ke baare mein tune kuchh bhi galat kaha toh
kya yahi seekhaya hai maine tujhe
madhuri..maa kyun subah subah mere bhai ko maar rahi ho
chal betu main tujhe nashta deti hoon
main khaat pe baith gaya
aur didi mujhe nashta laake di
tabhi reena mere paas aagayi
reena..bhaiya mujhe bhi school jaana hai
daadi aapki baat nahi taalti
unse kahiye na school jaane de mujhe
main..keh dunga
reena..aap bahut achche hain bhaiya
yeh bolke woh mujhse lipat gayi
meena..jaldi khaa
school late se pahunchne ka iraada hai kya
main..khaa toh raha hoon
meena..jaldi khaa
sadhna.. kya hai meena
kyun subah subah use pareshan kar rahi hai
meena..main kahan pareshan kar rahi hoon maa
Sadhna..tu aaram se khaa lalla
iski toh aadat hai chapad chapad karne ki
meena didi ne munh bana liya
main khaake bahar nikla
aur school ki taraf chal diya
thakur ke aadmi gaon waalo se puchhtachh kar rahe the
kuchh logo ko peet bhi rahe the
inspector side mein khada dekh raha tha yeh sab
main school pauncha
toh school ke bahar sejal khadi mili mujhe
sejal..aaj itna late Kyu ho gaye
main..tu bahar kyun khadi hai
sejal..main bhi abhi hi aayi hoon
main..achcha
aur main aage badh gaya
woh bhi mere peechhe aane lagi
main apni jagah baith gaya
mere bagal mein sejal aake baith gayi
kuchh der baad teacher aaye aur padhane lage
lekin jab math teacher ki entry hui
toh main chaunk gaya
kyunki pehle jo teacher aate the padhane woh nahi aaye the
aur na shamita madam aayi thi
koi nayi teacher aayi thi
woh shamita madam se bhi jyada khubsurat thi
hello bachcho
mera naam reema hai
main tumhari nayi math teacher hoon
ab sab apna apna naam batao
taaki main tum sabko achche se jaan saku
sab bachche apna naam batane lage
aur aakhir mein meri baari aayi
main bhi apna naam bata diya
ladko ki toh palkein nahi jhapak rahi thi
nayi madam itni khubsurat thi
unki toh aatma tript ho gayi thi
aur ab mujhe shamita madam ki yaad aane lagi
math period khatam ho gaya
aur phir dusre teacher aake padhane lage
school ki chhutti hone ke baad
main jaane laga
toh sejal mere peeche aane lagi
main..kya hai
Sejal..kuchh nahi
apne ghar jaa rahi hoon
main..tera ghar toh dusri taraf hai
Sejal..oh main toh bhool hi gayi
ab sejal se main peechha chudaya
toh aashi peeche pad gayi
main..ab tujhe kya hai
aashi..mera ghar toh isi taraf hai
main..oh
aashi..ek film lagi hai
dekhne chaloge
main use ghurke dekha
main.. apne maa baap se keh de
ki Teri shaadi karwa dein
ab tujhe keede kaatne lage hain
yeh sunke woh munh bana li
aur phir jaane lagi
shayad main jyada bol diya
aisa nahi bolna chahiye tha
main ghar pahuncha
toh dekha kuchh mehmaan aaye hue the
daadi ne mujhe unse milwaya
chhote chacha ko dekhne aaye the woh
dikhne mein hi gareeb ghar ke lag rahe the
baat saaf thi
do biwi waale aadmi ko kaun apni ladki dega
wohi dega jo gareeb hoga
main apne room mein aagaya
wohin jaya aur rekha chachi dono kamre mein baithi hui thi
Jaya..tune hi kaha tha
ki ek aakhri Koshish Karke dekh lete hain
humne ki
lekin badle mein maa jee ki maar padi humein
ab kya karna hai
Rekha..main karungi ho AAP kahogi
mujhe bas us daayan budhiya ka munh band karna hai
aur phir dekhte hi dekhte raat ho gayi
raat mein jab main akayla baitha tha
tab jaya chachi mere paas aayi
Jaya..lalla jab sab so jaayein toh chhat pe aajana
main.. Kyu chachi
Jaya..baat karni hai tumse
jab sab so gaye
toh main pahunch gaya chhat pe
seedhiyo PE mujhe
rekha chachi dikh gayi
woh bahut ghabrayi hui dikh rahi thi
main.. aapko kya hua chachi
Rekha..kuchh nahi
main.. Jaya chachi kahan hain
Rekha..chhat pe
main chhat pe pahunch gaya
Jaya khaat pe baithi hui thi
main unke paas pahuncha
main..kahiye chachi kya baat karni thi aapko
Jaya..lalla pehle kasam khaao maa ki
jo main tumse kahungi
woh tum kisi ko nahi bataoge
main..maa ki kasam khaata hoon
kisi ko kuchh nahi bataunga
Jaya..lalla tum toh jaante ho
ki main aur rekha maa nahi ban sakte
main..jaanta hoon
Jaya..kya tum yeh bhi jaante ho
ki kami tumhare chacha mein hai
main.. yeh bhi jaanta hoon
Jaya.. tumhein pata hai
main..haan
Jaya..ab tumhare chacha ki teesri shaadi hone waali hai
main..kaam ki baat kijiye na
Jaya..lalla main rekha chahte hain
ki tum humein maa banao
main saari baat samajh gaya
Jaya..kya soch rahe ho
main.. lekin usse kya hoga
agar aap achanak maa ban gayi.toh sabko shakk ho jaayega
chachi buri tarah se chaunk gayi thi
meri baat sunke
unhein laga tha main yeh baat hazam nahi kar paaunga
lekin maine kuchh kaha hi nahi
jaya..woh sab main dekh lungi
kya tum tayyar ho
main..kya koi dusra raasta hai
Jaya..nahi lalla
agar hum virodh karenge
toh tumhare chacha humein maar denge
ya phir chhod denge
aur is umar mein humara kya hoga
main..theek hai
main tayyar hoon
Jaya.. tumhein behoshi ki dawa laani hogi
humare liye
main.. laa dunga
jaya..woh main tumhare chachi ko de dungi
jab woh so jaayenge
toh tum yahin chhat pe aajana
chhat pe jo kamra hai
hum usi mein
unke kehne ka matlab yeh tha
ki chhat pe jo kamra bana hai
hum usi mein chudai karenge
main..theek hai Chachi ab main jaata hoon
aur phir main apne room mein aake let gaya
pata nahi Kyu maine unse haan keh diya
yeh meri hawas thi
ya phir unki zindagi bachane ka tareeka
tabhi Madhuri didi ki aankh khul gayi
Madhuri..soye kyun nahi
main..so hi raha hoon
didi uth gayi
aur mere sar ko sehlane lagi
main..rehne dijiye so jaaunga
Madhuri..shh
aur woh mere sar ko sehlati rahi
main so gaya
subah uthke tayyar hoke bahar nikla
toh chacha ne mujhe tok diya
hardev.. thakur sahab ne tumhein bulaya hai
abhi
main.. school ke baad aaunga
hardev..abhi bulaya hai prem
main..main koi uska ghulam nahi hoon
yeh bolke main nikal gaya school ki taraf...