Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)written by vj4u

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SAM SHARTH KE MUTABIK KHANAK SE FLIRT KARTA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY APNE SABHI DOSTON KO DUSHYANT AUR USKE DOSTON SE BACHA LETA HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-7


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-WELL CARE HOSPITAL


7 SAAL PEHLE:-





35 LAKH...!!!!!!PAR DOCTOR SAHAB,MERE PAAS SIRF 20 LAKH RUPAY HI HAIN....

IDHAR UDHAR SE AUR 5 LAKH TAK MAI PRABANDH AUR KAR SAKTA HUN...

AUR AAPNE TOH KAHA BHI THA KI KIDNEY TRANSPLANT 20 SE 25 LAKHS TAK HO JAAYEGA PHIR YE 35 LAKHS KAISE...!!!


SHRIKANT DUBE, SIRIUS ke HINDI teacher ne kahi thi ye baat dehradun ke sabse bade hospital,WELL CARE ke NEPHROLOGIST doctor se..

REASON...

aaj se do saal pehle ek car accident me jisme MR SHRIKANT DUBE ke bete,unki bahu aur 5 saal ki poti bhi saamil thi,usme unke bete aur bahu,dono ki death ho gayi thi...

bahu toh on the spot guzar gayi thi aur beta 3 din tak hospital me zindagi ki jung ladne ke baad finally haarkar mout ki neend so gaya tha..

bach paayi sirf unki poti thi par condition uski bhi kaafi kharab ho gayi thi...

darasal SHRIKANT DUBE ke poti ki kidney uske paida hone ke baad se hi weak thi par us accident me dash board ke pure mid area ko hit hone ki wajah se unki poti ke internal organs me bhi damage aaya tha..

baaki pura sharir toh recover ho gaya par uski ek KIDNEY kaafi zyada damage ho chuki thi jiski wajah se usse regular dialysis lena padh raha tha..

tab tak jab tak uska woh damaged kidney transplant nahi ho jaata...

aur aaj finally woh din aa chuka tha jab SHRIKANT DUBEY ki poti ke liye KIDNEY donar mil chuka tha but jisse sun jahan ek taraf woh behadh khush hue the,wahin dusri taraf KIDNEY TRANSPLANT me lagne waale paise ko sun unki khushi gum me badal chuki thi....

SHRIKANT DUBEY, SIRIUS ke behadh purane teachers me se ek the aur SALARY bhi unki kaafi achi thi...

60 k kamate the woh har mahine ke par poti ke har month ka dialysis kharch hi itna mehenga tha ki pichle 2 saalon se savings unki naa ke barabar ho rahi thi..

uske upar 2 saal pehle hue accident me apne bete ko bachane ke liye apne pure jeeven ki jama punji paani ki tarah baha di thi unhone..

unke bete ki savings ka ek bada hissa bhi us dauran khatm ho chuka tha....

ab le dekar bas ek 20 lakh ki kul savings thi unke pass jo ab unki poti ko nayi zindagi dene ke liye kam padh chuki thi..

swabhimani SHRIKANT DUBEY ke haath bhi aaj us doctor ke saamne jude hue the jo aankhon me aansu liye bas ek ummid liye us doctor ko dekh rahe the jo unki baatein sunane ke baad..


DOCTOR-sorry sir par mai chah kar bhi kuch nahi kar sakta...aapki poti ko jo kidney transplant hone waala hai,uska arrangement yahan se nahi hua hai..

humne aapki poti ke reports bohot se hospitals me bheje the aur cross match, HLA testing ke according jahan par se result aaya hai woh delhi ke indraprastha Apollo hai..

aapki poti ko operate karne ke liye jo doctor aa rahe hain,woh bhi ussi hospital se hain...

isiliye is transplant me jo amount quote kiya gaya hai,ye unka hi bataya gaya payment hai joki non bargaining hai...

aapko pure 35 lakhs arrange karne hi honge aur woh bhi 48 ghante ke andar...so please hurry up....

ek kaam kijiye,20 lakhs aap aaj hi advance amount ke tour par reception me jama karwa dijiye aur operation se pehle baaki ke 15 lakhs arrange karke submit kar dijiyega...


kuch patients ke reports check karte hue chalte chalte hi WELL CARE HOSPITAL ke hallway me hi ye saari baat jiske baad woh doctor ek dusri section ki taraf badh gaya aur piche chhod gaya niraash khade hue SHRIKANT DUBEY ko...

ab ek hi chaara tha unke paas..apne purkhon ke makaan ko bechne ka par itne kam waqt me waisa ho paayega bhi ki nahi,ye confirm nahi tha...

khair,T.A.T..THREE ACCOUNTS TRANSACTION. us time ki bank dwara shuru ki gayi ek Internet banking ki suvidha jiske antargath aap apne accounts se kul teen accounts me jitne chaahe paise, transfer kar sakte the..

issi service ke through apne account se 20 lakhs pay kar reception se us payment ki receipt lete hue bojhil kadmo ke saath SHRIKANT DUBEY hospital se nikal apne ghar ki taraf chal pade..

abhi kuch dino pehle hi unki poti ka last dialysis session hua tha aur isiliye woh filhal ghar par aaram kar rahi thi..

apne ghar pahunch apne poti ke paas hi baith jo abhi so rahi thi, halke aansu baha rahe the SHRIKANT DUBEY par tabhi unka dhyan tuta..

unhone gour kiya ki kaafi der se unka mobile jisse apni poti ko sote dekh unhone vibration me rakh diya tha,vibrate ho raha tha..

WELL CARE HOSPITAL...yahi naam flash jo raha tha mobile ke display par jisse bujhe man se recieve button swipe karte hue apne kaan me lagaya unhone par khudke hello kehne ke baad saamne se jo baatein kahi gayi,usse sun unka pura facial expression hi change ho chuka tha..

aansu toh ab bhi unki aankhon me the par chehra khushi se damak raha tha..


SIR,THE REST LEFT 15 LAKHS JAMA HO CHUKA HAI...AAP APNI GRAND DAUGHTER KO LEKAR HOSPITAL AA JAAIYE...

SHAAM TAK DELHI SE JO DOCTOR AAPKI GRAND DAUGHTER KO OPERATE KARNE WAALE HAIN,WOH YAHAN AA JAAYENGE...

AS SOON AS HE ARRIVES,WE WILL START THE TRANSPLANTATION...


ye the doctor ke woh shabd jinhe saaf saaf sunkar bhi SHRIKANT DUBEY yakin nahi kar paa rahe the...

khair,khudki khushi ko niyantrit kar is chamatkar ko hazam karte hue unhone apni poti ko uthaya aur apne purane ambassador car me usse baithakar woh turant pahunche hospital..

turant hi unki poti ko admit kar diya gaya aur pre-transplant ke saare procedures bhi shuru ho gaye..

wahin SHRIKANT DUBEY SIR pahunche DOCTORS cabin me aur..


DUBEY-doctor sahab..ye sab kaise..???baaki ke paiso ki vyavastha kaise hui,kisne ki..???


DUBEY sir ke sawal aur unke face par dikh rahe aascharya ko dekh muskuraye doctor aur..


DOCTOR-ki hai kisi ne...unhe apne liye GOD'S sent ANGEL hi samajh lijiye..dekhiye,naam toh nahi bata sakta mai..jisne aapki madad ki,mana kiya hai unhone..

par haan,ye zaroor bata sakta hun mai aapko ki jisne bhi ye kiya hai,usne aapki madad sirf financially nahi ki hai par saath hi saath DELHI se jo doctor aaj shaam tak yahan pahunchenge, aisa possible bhi unhone hi kiya hai..

warna un doctor ka yahan aana toh day after tomorrow ka fixed tha but the guy who helped you,unhone mere saamne hi kuch phones kiye jiske baad indraprastha Apollo se call aaya mujhe ki the appointed NEPHROLOGIST DOCTOR is arriving here today itself..


doctor ki baat sun ek baar phirse haath jud gaye SHRIKANT DUBEY ke jiske baad bade hi anurodhmaya awaaz me...


DUBEY-doctor sahab... meri poti hi mere jeene ka ek maatra sahara hai..

aur jinse mere us sahare ke liye itna kuch kiya hai,kripa karke mujhe uska naam batayen..

aise bade hruday waale vyakti ka agar mai saamne se dhanyawad naa kar sakun,toh mujhe ye baat jeevan bhar kasotegi...


jis chehre aur bhaavna ke saath kahi thi ye baat SHRIKANT DUBEY ne,ek halki si smile aa gayi doctor ke face par aur..


DOCTOR-fine...SANEEL AHARYA...


EXCUSE ME SIR...


peon ki awaaz thi ye jisse sun apne khayalon aur beeti yaadon se bahar nikle DUBEY SIR jiske baad...


DUBEY SIR-bolo..

PEON-SAMEER CHANDER... EKPREET SINGH BAL...RAJAT AGRAWAL...NITENDRA BHATNAGAR.... SONU SHRIVASTAV.....SANVEER AHARYA.....

in sabko PRINCIPAL MA'AM ne office me bulaya hai..


us parchi me jisme hum sabka naam likha tha,padhte hue kaha peon ne jispar..


DUBEY-toh farmaan aa hi gaya...jaaiye aap sab...jis bhi krida me bhaag liya tha aap sabne,uska puraskar lene ko ghadi aa chuki hai....

hum sabko ghurte hue kahi ye baat SIR ne jispar ek ek kar hum sab apni jagah se uth nikalne lage..

waise mujhe chhod SAM, EKPREET,RAJAT,NITS aur SONU ke haath me plasters aur sir par lagi patti ko dekh sir kya baaki sab bhi samajh chuke the ki koi kaand hua hai...

sirf ANJALI,NAISHA,KHANAK aur RASHI hi the jinhe kal se hi pata tha hamare kaand ke baare me isiliye unke faces par bas fikr jhalak rahi thi par baaki ki class jinhe kuch bhi idea nahi tha,un sabke chehre par sawal naach uthe the..

khair,SAM,RAJAT, EKPREET,NITS aur SONU,joki mujhse aage the,sir ko cross karte hue aage badh chuke the par jab aisa hi maine kiya toh...


SIR-SANVEER MAHODAYA....kya aap batane ka kasht karenge ki is baar kaun sa utpaath machaya hai aapne...???

MAI-ishwar shakshi hai MAANANIYA SHIKSHAK MAHODAYA....aapki saaf vaani ki tarah mera bhi har karya swatch hota hai...

"kintu us vinashkaari antha man chaap kano dwara buna hua samay chakshayu yantr mere har vighn ka adhaar hai"....


ek baar phir meri kahi gayi baat ka matlab naa toh kisi student ko samajh aaya aur naahi sir ko par is baar sir pehle se hi muskurane lage aur...


DUBEY-ab apni is atti gehri avum mahan vishleshan ka saral arth bhi bata dijiye...

MAI-"kismat" sir...

hahahahaha.....

zor se has padi puri class mere us line ka single word answer aur matlab jaankar..


SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT, NITS aur SONU joki PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE jaane ke naam se halke nervous the,woh bhi has pade the..

par sabse badi smile naach uthi thi DUBEY sir ke chehre par jinhone aage badhkar mere kaan pakde aur..


DUBEY-ab kya hi kahen tumhe..jab koi vyakti ek hi samay me maha murkh aur prakhyand pandit ki tarah ek mishrit vyavhaar karne lage toh ya toh woh thug hota hai yaa koi tejasvi sidh purush...

kintu sidh purush hone ke liye tumhari aayu bohot kam hai aur thug hone ke liye tumhara hriday behadh saaf...


kaan chhod mere kandhe ko thapthapate hue kahi ye baat sir ne aur hum sabko jaane ka ishara kiya jiske baad hum sab class se nikal gaye..

wahin hume yaa phir ye kahun ki mujhe jaate dekh...

us purani yaad me jiske baare me peon ke aane se pehle woh khoye hue sir,us drishya ka antim sira unhe phir se yaad aane laga...

us din doctor ne sirf DUBEY sir ko SANVY ke dad ka naam hi nahi bataya tha balki kyunki apne credit card se pending amount pay kiya tha SANEEL AHARYA ne, isiliye unka kuch info bhi tha reception ke computer par jiske through unke adress par pahunche the DUBEY sir aur unhe personally mil thanks kaha tha unhone..

ussi dauran unhe ye bhi pata chala tha ki unka beta matlab SANVY ka SIRIUS me hi new admission hua hai aur SANEEL ne DUBEY SIR ko wahin school me bhi ek do baar dekha hai..

SANVY me puri uski dad ki jhalak thi..

yahi wajah thi ki uski har badmashi ko naa sirf maaf karna balki man hi man unhe enjoy bhi karte the DUBEY sir..

aaj bhi SANVY ko dekh uske LATE PITAH ki yaad aa gayi unhe jiske baad unki aankhon ke kinaare halke bheeg se gaye jinhe saaf karte hue man hi man ek dua si maangi unhone...


DUBEY SIR-upar waala tumhare PITAH ko swarg pradan kare mere bacche aur tumhe sansaar ka har sukh mile...


SANVY ke face ko feel kar man hi man ye dua si padhi DUBEY sir ne aur class se nikal pade...




OUT SIDE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE:-




BHAI,SACH ME GAAND FATH RAHI HAI YAAR...

gaandu sa mooh banate hue kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar...


MAI-accha..kal jab chowda hokar bhidne lag pada tha un SAMRAT ke madarchodon se tab gaand teri sil gayi thi kya bhosdike...???

NITS-bhai,10 se zyada baar alag alag tarike se suna chuka hai tu,ab jaane dena..

saala ek toh kal tooti haalath me jab ghar pahuncha toh dukh jatana chhodkar aisi aisi gaali di mere baap ne jo saala mai bhi aaj tak kisi ko nahi baka hun...

SONU-mmeri bbhi ssame hhalat hhui bbhai...bbohot sunnaya mmom ddad ne..cchutki ttoh rone lag ggayi tthi...

SAM-sabka scene same tha bhai..meri mom ne bhi jam ke khaatir dari ki..

EKPREET-mera baap toh bahar hai aur mom bhi mumbai gayi hui hai...par mere chacha ne bata diya hai dono ko..

dono ke aane ke baad class lagegi meri..

RAJAT-mere parents bhi bahar hain bhai..par pata unhe hi chal chuka hai.

GOD knows kya punishment denge...???

MAI-beta pehle PRINCI se nipat lo tum sab...

NITS-dara mat be...saala PRINCI se toh eye contact me bhi faththi hai meri..

aisa lagta hai jaise aankhon se andar ke woh secrets bhi nikaal legi jo khud tak se nahi bola maine kabhi...

JAAIYE...


NITS ki baat par koi kuch kehta ki tabhi PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE ka door khula aur peon ne bahar aate hue hum sabko andar jaane ke liye kaha...

mai toh bedhadak andar ghus gaya par baaki sab halke sehme hue dheere dheere enter hue.

PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS...joki is waqt apni chair par baith apne laptop me kuch type kar rahi thi..

mere aur mere baad baaki sabke aane ke baad bhi unki nazar apne laptop par hi rahi aur kuch der tak uspar work karne ke baad usse band kar unki nazar sabse pehle padi mujhpar joki right end me khada tha..

par ye nazar fraction of the second ke liye hi meri taraf gayi thi jiske baad unki nazar baaki paanchon par padi aur aisa hote hi un sabki bigdi haalath aur kharab ho gayi..

yahan tak ki SAM joki SIRIUS ka sabse popular banda tha,ek PRINCI hi thi jiske aage uski bhi fath kar haath me aa jaati thi..

anyways,kuch der un sabko dekhne ke baad....


PRINCI-i know every single detail of what happened yesterday..

isiliye,SAMEER, EKPREET, RAJAT, NITENDRA & SONU...you all are suspended for a weak...


PRINCI ki baat sun ek dum se hadbada gaye woh paanchon aur..


SAM-but ma'am...!!!this was all ROHAN'S fault...hum toh...

PRINCI-ROHAN has also been suspended for a weak...

tum aisa kuch nahi keh sakte SAMEER jiska mujhe andaza nahi hai..

par agar phir bhi tumne koi naya explanation diya joki completely worthless hi hoga, toh tum sabka suspension period badh jaayega...


ab iske aage SAM yaa phir baaki chaaron bhi kya hi kehte..

woh jaante the ki PRINCI ke faisle badalne ki kuvvat unme toh kya unke parents me bhi nahi thi...

isiliye apne apne sir ko drop kiye hue woh paanchon palatne lage par tabhi..


MAI-excuse me MA'AM...this is not fair...

PRINCI-and how'z that...???


ye bolte hue PRINCI wapas apne chair ki taraf ghum uspar baith gayi jiske baad...


MAI-because these guyz are getting suspended but not me..

PRINCI-kyunki in paanchon ki tarah apna machismo,fake virility, manliness dikhane nahi gaye the tum...

you went their to save your friends...and because of that,you are not at fault, atleast not this time...

MAI- MA'AM,mai wahan sirf apne doston ko nahi balki SIRIUS ki reputation ko bhi bachane gaya tha..

woh reputation jisse SAMRAT ke students hamare hi ek school ke student ke saath milkar kharab karne waale the...

aapne ROHAN ko in sabki tarah ek week ke liye suspend kiya jabki asli culprit wahi hai...

MA'AM,jo kal hua,woh koi normal teenage brawl nahi tha,balki ek pre-planned attack tha jisme aapke school ke champion ko SAMRAT waale hamesha ke liye apahij banana chahte the..

aur in sab ki jadh hai ROHAN...jisse sirf suspension mila hai aur woh bhi in sabki tarah,same duration ka..

aur ye sab meri hi tarah SAMRAT waalon se sirf isiliye bhidne chale gaye the kyunki un sabne yahan SIRIUS ki mitti me aakar yahin ke students ko gaali di thi...

machismo,fake virility, manliness ke saath saath ek aur bhi chiz thi jiske liye kal ye sab ladhe the..

THE PRIDE OF SIRIUS...

aur isiliye sorry to say ma'am but for me,your decision is not justified...


jis tarah MA'AM ki aankhon me direct dekhte hue joki koi bhi SIRIUS ka banda nahi kar sakta tha,kahi thi maine ye saari baatein, aankhein badi ho chali thi mere doston ki...

par mera un sabke liye yun stand lena, isse behedh khush bhi the woh sab...

wahin meri baat sun kuch pal mujhe dekhte rehne ke baad...


PRINCI-writing me denge aap paanchon ki dobara aisi galti nahi hogi...

suspension aap paanchon ka cancel kiya jaata hai but saza toh aap sabko milegi hi..

agle ek hafte tak aap paanchon school hours ke baad ek ghanta community class me bitayenge jahan aapko proper behaviour ke lessions padhaye jaayenge..

saath hi saath, Saturday ko aap paanchon ART HALL aur PLAY HALL ki puri safayi karenge..

got it...!!!

SAB-yes MA'AM and thank you..we promise,this wont happen next time...

PRINCE-for your own good,i hope so..jaa sakte hain aap sab..aap nahi SANVEER..


mai bhi baaki sab ke saath nikal hi raha tha ki MA'AM ki baat sun mai rook gaya..

baaki sab ek baar mujhe dekh cabin se nikal gaye jiske baad MA'AM apni seat se uthkar theek mere saamne aakar khadi ho gayi aur...


PRINCI-khud ke liye suspension maang rahe the tum...de dun..???


MA'AM ki baat sun sir halka neeche kar halka sa muskuraya mai jisse dekh...


MA'AM-did a said something funny...???

MAI-no ma'am...

MA'AM-fir smile ki wajah..???

MAI- MA'AM,aap un paanchon ko bhi suspend nahi karne waali thi toh phir mujhe kaise karti..????

MA'AM-kaan kharab ho gaye hain kya aapke SANVEER AHARYA...??

maine un paanchon ko suspend kar diya tha..

MAI-woh jhuth tha..

aur waisa aapne isiliye kaha tha kyunki ROHAN ko resticate nahi kiya jaa sakta tha as uske dad SIRIUS ki school division ke TRUSTEES me se ek hain..

waise toh usse suspend karna bhi bohot badi baat thi par itna aap kar sakti thi jo aapne kar bhi diya tha par deep down aap jaanti thi,ki kal jo hua,usme main culprit ROHAN hi tha isiliye mere friends ko uske barabar hi saza dena GALATH tha...

par ek valid likhit ya phir moukhik maanya tark aapko chahiye tha par kisi teacher ka nahi balki STUDENT ka taaki agar aage koi problem ho toh aap us tark ko joki maine de diya sur jo aapke is cabin ke camara me record bhi ho chuka hai,usse dikha aur suna saken..

mere explanation se pehle jo aap wapas apni seat par jakar baithi thi woh yunhi nahi tha...

tab aapne apne laptop se wall par lage camara ka face thik mujhpar focus kiya tha taaki mera statement perfectly record ho sake...


jahan ye saari detailing dekar mai sir neeche kar khada ho gaya wahin MA'AM ke face par ek bright smile naach uthi thi..


MA'AM man me-absoloutly brilliant...


man hi man ye bol ma'am wapas apne laptop ki taraf gayi aur usse apni taraf ghuma unhone ek video play karkar meri taraf kar diya...

ROHAN ke saath kal gate se hokar bike bhagate hue jo mai nikla tha,ussika ka video chal raha tha is waqt us laptop me..

darasal hamare school ke aas paas ki 5 kilometres ki radius tak lagatar surveillance cameras lage hue the jinme mai capture ho chuka tha..

kuch waqt us video ko play rakhne ke baad usse pause kar PRINCI wapas meri taraf ghumi aur...


PRINCI-stuntman banane ke liye school college ya kisi degree ki zaroorat nahi padti SANVEER....

aur limelight me dikhne ke liye bhi ye hunar kaafi acha hai...


ma'am ki baat sun ek pal ke liye dekha maine par phir...


MAI-sorry ma'am...it won't happen next time...

MA'AM-hmm..you can leave...


MA'AM ki baat sun mai palta aur cabin se bahar nikal gaya jiske baad....


MA'AM-SANVEER AHARYA...galti tumhari bhi kahan hai...???



jaise fasal ugaane ke liye beej toh BONA HI HAI...

jab aakhein bojhil hone lage,unhe toh SONA HI HAI....

raat apne saath beshak laata hai andhera magar...

TUM woh suraj ho jisse aakhirkaar, ROSHAN toh HONA HI HAI...












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI.....











AAPKA APNA V...J....

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF DUBEY SIR SANEEL AHARYA KE UNPAR KIYE EHSAAN KO YAAD KARTE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY APNE DOSTON KO SUSPEND HONE SE BACHA LETA HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-8


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS




OH BHAI...KASAM SE YAAR..AGAR YAHAN YE BAALIKAAYEN NAHI HOTI NAA TOH THREE IDIOTS ME THANKS KEHNE KA RIWAZ" JAHAN PANAH,TUSSI GREAT HO,"TOUFA KUBOOL KARO" ABHI KE ABHI LAAGU KAR DETA MAI....


mujhe zabardasti hug karte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..

PRINCI ke office se aate aate recess khatm ho chuki thi isiliye class me toh hum mese kisine koi baat nahi ki par jaise hi baaki ki teen classes ke baad school over hone ki bell baji toh mere sabhi friends lapke meri taraf aur NITS ,joki mere baaju me hi baitha hua tha,usne turant hug kar liya tha mujhe..

wahin us gale padu ko khudse hataya maine aur..


MAI-hath be CHO.......MU.....

abbe kya kar rahe ho..???hato be sabke sab...


DU ko MU karna pada mujhe kyunki ANJALI,NAISHA,RASHI ke saath KHANAK bhi hamare paas aa chuke the..

wahin ,mere NITS ko hathaate hi SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SONU bhi sidha kood hi pade the mujhpar jispar chidhte hue un sabko hatane laga mai par saalon ko fark hi nahi pada..

kuch time mujhe chaaron taraf se hug karne ke baad khud hi alag hue sab ke sab jiske baad...


EKPREET-sach me bhai..aaj ek baar phirse bacha liya tune...

RAJAT-aur woh bhi PRINCI se...i mean, it's like a next to impossible thing yaar..

pichle 6 saal se RANJANA MATTHEWS hamari PRINCI hain par maine aaj tak nahi suna ki unhone apna koi faisla aise badla ho..

SONU-kkyunki aaj sse ppehle unkke kkisi ffaisle kke bbeech appna SANVY bhi toh nnahi aayya nna..

MAI-beta ye zyada ho gaya...

SAM-naa, it's true buddy...jis tarah se tu ghumata hai,bhale woh haath ho,laath ho yaa phir dimag, it's mesmerizingly rare...

EKPREET-haan yaar, uncountables baar you have saved our asses man...

just like yesterday..un SAMRAT waalon ko kya pela bhai tu.. DUSHYANT ki puri dushtatha ki nichod di..

MAI-tumhe kya hua...??


baaton ka rukh modne ke liye KHANAK se kahi maine ye baat joki halki sad dikh rahi thi jispar...


RASHI-kuch nahi yaar..aaj morning hi apne dad se daant khaayi hai isne... isiliye madam ka mood subah se hi thoda off hai..

NITS-baap ki daant se bhi mood off hota hai...??? gazab...mere saath bhi aisa hota toh mai saala ab tak depression me hi chala gaya hota..

apna toh ulta hi hai..jis din bhi mere baap ne mujhe gaali nahi di hai,mujhe lagta hai woh mera baap hi nahi hai..


HAHAHA..


NITS ki baat par sabhi has pade the aur khaaskar KHANAK ke face par bhi ek halki si smile naach uthi jisse dekh..


MAI-bina chaand ke din me hi "EID MUBARAK" ho gaya aaj toh...

NITS-hain....!!!ab ye kya bakwas ki tune...???


KHANAK ko halka sa dekh kahi thi woh baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf NITS ke sawal se sehmat baaki sabhi mujhe dekhne lage, dusri taraf SAM jisne meri baat aur meri nazar, dono ka rukh dekh liya tha,woh halke se muskurane laga wahin teesri taraf KHANAK jisne mera ishara aur meri nazar, dono hi padh li thi,uski smile sharam me badal chuki thi..

anyways,sabko mujhe ghurta paakar...


MAI-abbe,kal suni thi kisi se ye line..achi lagi thi par bhool gaya tha mai...

subah se yaad karne ki koshish kar raha tha mai,abhi achanak se yaad aa gayi toh mooh se nikal gaya....

ANJALI-bas faaltu chizen hi toh yaad karni hoti hai tujhe...kabhi book ka, syllabus ka kuch yaad kiya hai tune...

MAI-kuch chizen kabhi nahi ho sakti ANJALI UDAASI...mera syllabus mese kuch yaad karna utna hi naamumkin hai jitna tera meri baaton ke beech bina apni chonch ghusaye rehna..


SANVEER AHARYA..AAPKO PRINCIPALS OFFICE ME BULAYA GAYA HAI...


meri baat par ANJALI kuch kehti ki ek baar phirse peon ne classroom ki entrance me aakar ye baat kahi jispar..


SAB-phirse..

RAJAT-ab kya ho gaya yaar..??

BHAI,WOH ROHAN KA BAAP DEVANG MALHOTRA AAYA HAI..USSINE SANVEER AHARYA KO BULWAYA HAI...


ye tha apna SATTU jisne peon ke saath khade hote hue apni baat kahi thi aur jisse sun mere sabhi dost khade ho gaye...


EKPREET-what the fuck..woh kisliye aaya hai aur usse SANVY se kya kaam....???

RAJAT-aur kya kaam hoga..???us ROHAN ne bata diya hoga ki SANVY ne kal usse bhi maara tha..

ab ye DEVANG MALHOTRA thehra SIRIUS ka TRUSTEE... zaroor apne bete ki kutaayi ke liye SANVY ko dhamkaane aaya hoga..

MAI-nopes...tum sabka suspension rok diya gaya hai but ROHAN ab bhi SUSPENDED hai..

aur reason mera statement hai jisme kal jo hua,usme woh sole culprit hai isiliye aaya hai uska baap..

SAM-jo bhi ho..hum sab saath jaayenge tere... bhale hi tu sahi tha,par hai toh woh trustee hi.

apni dhouns zaroor dikhayega woh..

MAI-relax dude..kuch nahi kar sakta woh mera..

NITS-abbe woh TRUSTEE hai... kuch bhi kar sakta hai..

MAI-GALATH..woh trustee zaroor hai par akela nahi..their are three bodies that run SIRIUS...woh akela kuch nahi kar sakta, isiliye as i said,relax..kuch nahi hoga mujhe...

SAM-bhai,hum toh saath chalenge...aur tu isme behes nahi karega..


ANJALI,NAISHA,KHANAK,RASHI.tum sab ghar niklo...hum sabko thoda late ho jaayega..

chalo guyz..


apni baat bol bina meri sune SAM aur uske saath EKPREET, RAJAT, NITS aur SONU princi ke office ki taraf badh gaye jiske baad mai bhi muskurakar sir ko shake karta hua un sabke piche ho liya...



PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE:-



KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK..

PRINCI-come in..


ma'am ki permission milte hi mai, mere saath saath SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT aur NITS bhi unki cabin me enter kar gaye..

is waqt apni chair par PRINCIPAL MA'AM baithi hui thi aur unke saamne chair par puri akad ke saath three piece suit pehne ek aadmi joki ROHAN ke dad DEVANSH MALHOTRA the,ek pair par dusri pair chadhaye baithe hue the..

unke theek piche ek 6 feet 2 inch lamba aur kaafi tagda black safari pehne middle aged aadmi khada tha joki DEVANSH MALHOTRA ka body guard tha.

waise is waqt uske 5 body guards aur bhi the par woh sab PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE ke bahar khade the..

anyways,hum sabke andar aate hi jahan ek taraf DEVANSH MALHOTRA ghumkar hume dekhne lage wahin dusri taraf jab ma'am ne mere saath mere doston ko dekha toh woh samajh gayi ki meri fikr thi un sabko aur isiliye woh bhi mere saath yahan aaye hue hain.

ye jaan ek smile naach uthi unke face par jiske baad..


MA'AM-SIR...kal jo bhi hua,ye sabhi students uske victims bhi hain aur witness bhi...

aap khud hi puch lijiye...

DEVANSH-mujhe sirf SANVEER AHARYA se baat karni hai...baaki sab bahar jaaiye...


mujhe ghurte hue kahi ye baat us DEVANSH MALHOTRA ne jispar..


SAM-sorry sir but jis reason se SANVY ko yahan bulaya gaya hai,usme hum sab bhi shaamil hain..

in fact,humari wajah se hi SANVY kal ki incident ka part bana tha..so,if he is gonna be here, than so are we...


SAM ki baat sun ab DEVANSH MALHOTRA ki ghurti nazar mujhse hath uspar tik gayi jiske baad...


DEVANSH-SMRITI CHANDER ke bete ho naa tum...!!!

(SMRITI CHANDER.SAM'S MOM.one of Uttarakhand's leading DIAMOND MANUFACTORS COMPANY,"GLITTERS" ki C.E.O...pure uttarakhand me lagbhagh 50 branches hain GLITTERS ke)


SAM-yes sir...

DEVANSH-isiliye itni akad hai...

MAI-akad ka reason kuch aur hai sir...actually, SAM is the champion of SIRIUS...

kayi wannabe iski jagah lena chahte hain par le nahi paa rahe..

ab aise me thodi akad toh hogi hi..

you can ask your son about it..usse ache se pata hai...


HHHHNNNH.

meri aakhri baat sun mere sabhi dost sir neeche kar halka sa has diye jisse dekh DEVANSH MALHOTRA ka woh ghussa jo woh badi mushkil se dabaye hue the,woh bhadak gaya aur...


DEVANSH-i very well know about SAMEER and his background...but the question is who the hell are you jo pehle toh mere bete par ilzaam lagate ho aur phir is school ke trustee ke aage zubaan chalate ho...

you will pay for this..aur woh bhi abhi...your are resticated...right now..

PRINCI-no,he is not...


DEVANSH ki baat sun turant halke zor se kahi ye baat PRINCI ne jispar DEVANSH unki taraf palta aur..


DEVANSH-what did you say..???maine pucha nahi hai PRINCIPAL tumhe ki isse nikalna hai ki nahi..bataya hai..

and don't you forget ki mai SIRIUS ka TRUSTEE hun aur tum sirf ek PRINCIPAL...so don't dare to overtalk on my decisions....

PRINCI-correction sir...you are one of the TRUSTEE..you don't hold full authority of SIRIUS...

infact,baaki TRUSTEE'S bhi full authority hold nahi karte..

SIRIUS kul teen pillars par khada hai.. pehla pillar aapka hai as in TRUSTEE'S..

dusra hai STUDENT'S BODY ka aur teesra hai TEACHER'S BODY ka jiski head mai hun...

aur kyunki STUDENTS BODY bhi hamare antargath hi aati hai, isiliye kisi bhi student par koi faisla lene ka adhikar mera zyada hai..

agar aapko yaad ho toh issi sharth par maine SIRIUS join kiya tha ki STUDENTS affair ka pura hold aur zimmedari meri hogi..

toh agar SANVEER ya kisi aur students actions ke liye unke saath kuch bhi karna hai,toh woh sirf mai karungi..

aur agar as a TRUSTEE aap apni power ka misuse karenge toh phir i am sorry...

i have to resign from my post...


ab yahan fati DEVANSH MALHOTRA ki..RANJANA MATTHEWS koi normal PRINCIPAL nahi thi..

pichle 6 saal se woh is school ki principal hain..

par unhone SIRIUS ka PRINCIPAL banane ke liye koi interview nahi diya tha balki unki achievements aur talent ko dekh SIRIUS ne saamne se unhe ye job offer ki thi aur woh bhi unki saari sharton ke saath...

baaki ke TRUSTEES RANJANA MATTHEWS se aur unke aane ke baad SIRIUS ke har department me jo speed growth hui hai, usse behadh khush the..

aise me unka yun resign karna bohot bada issue create kar deti jo SIRIUS ke reputation ke liye kaafi bura hota..

ye jaanta tha DEVANG MALHOTRA aur isiliye..


DEVANG-fine...you will stay kid.. atleast for now,in school....

can we have a moment alone PRINCIPAL..


DEVANG MALHOTRA ki baat sun PRINCI kuch bolne ko hui par tabhi...


DEVANG-dont you worry PRINCIPAL...bilkul fikr mat kijiye..kuch nahi karunga mai aapke is student ko..

HMMMNNN...


DEVANG MALHOTRA ki baat sun ek baar firse mere sabhi doston ki halki si hi sahi,par hasi chhut gayi jiske baad un sabko dekha DEVANG MALHOTRA ne aur...


DEVANG-have i joked or something...??

NITS-joke hi toh kiya hai sir...aapne kaha,aap kuch nahi karenge SANVY ko..

actually sir,ye iska nahi aapka health insurance hai...

HMMMMNNN..


ek baar phir has diye mere baaki sab dost NITS ki baat sun par DEVANG ke just piche khada uska body guard NITS ki baat sun taav me aa gaya aur aage badhne ko hua par tabhi DEVANG ne haath upar kar usse rookne ka ishara kiya..

aisa kar piche mood DEVANG MALHOTRA ne ek baar princi ko dekha jiske baad woh apne hi cabin se bahar nikal gayi.

maine bhi baaki sabko bahar jaane ko bola jiske baad mere sabhi friends bhi ma'am ke piche piche cabin se bahar nikal gaye aur phir...


DEVANG-aakhri mouka de raha hun.school se,infact apne parents ke saath dehradun se nikal jaa ladke..zinda rahega...

MAI-parents...mere parents ke baare me kya jaante hain aap...???

DEVANG-kyun,jaanana chahiye tha..

ek average ghar se hai tu...bas itna pata chala mujhe jiske baad jaanane ke liye kuch bacha hi nahi..

har average middle class ghar ki typical kahani ka hissa hai tu..

apni aam si kamayi ka har aakhri ounce jodkar tere mom dad SIRIUS me bhej paate hain tujhe...

MAI-correction...mom dad nahi,sirf mom...dad guzar chuke hain mere..

par jab woh zinda the, you have met him once..yaad hoga aapko...???

DEVANG-do you even know,who i am...i am DEVANG MALHOTRA...har din saikdon logon se milta hun mai...

some of them are V.I.P'S...jab unhe yaad nahi rakhta mai toh who the hell was your father jisse mai...


MAI-SANEEL AHARYA...HUSBAND OF VERONICA PAUL AHARYA....

bohot kareeb se mile ho aap mere dad se...


naam hi kaafi hai..is jumle ka practical matlab abhi dekh raha tha mai apne saamne...

mere dad aur phir mom ka naam sun kuch pal puri tarah chup hi ho gaye DEVANG MALHOTRA....

par phir achanak..


DEVANG-and your dad is..

MAI-dead..par sher ki dahad uske khamosh hone ke baad bhi kaafi der tak gunjti hai,and i think you know it too...

meri baat ka matlab badi achi tarah se samajh rahe the DEVANG MALHOTRA..

mere dad ki death ke 2 mahine baad jab unhe is baare me pata chala tha tab unhone meri mom ko unki post se hatane aur saath hi hamare ghar ko avaidhya dikhate hue giraane ki bohot koshish ki thi but asar kuch alag hi ho gaya..

kyunki unke waisa karne ki koshish karte waqt hi unke company ke 6 branches me INCOMETAX ki raid padi..

kisi bhi corporation me lagne waale corporate tax ya phir A.M.T jisme har company net taxable income ko manupalate kar profit leti hai,DEVANG ENTERPRISES ke un saari tax filings aur unme dikhaye gaye frauds saamne aane lage the..

itna hi nahi, DEVANG ke jitne bhi political connections the,woh bhi without reason bataye cut hone lage jiske baad unki fati aur unhone hamari taraf kabhi mood kar dekha bhi nahi...

par aaj SANVEER AHARYA yaani ki mere roop me woh naam,SANEEL AHARYA,jinse hui bhar ek direct mulakat woh bhi bas 5 minute ki,taaza ho chuki thi DEVANG MALHOTRA ke zehen me....

woh memory jisse apne conscious brain se toh bhula chuke the woh par unke subconscious brain me ye do naam aur inke saath unki hui bas woh ek mulakat jaise permanant tattoo ki tarah imprint ho chuki thi..


MAI-i will take your leave sir...


DEVANG MALHOTRA ko unke us paused haalath me chhod me muskurata hua cabin se bahar nikal chuka tha..

waise mere baad chal toh DEVANG MALHOTRA bhi pade the par dimag me unke ab bhi chal raha tha mere dad ke saath unki hui pehli mulakat ka drishyam...




SAATH SAATH PEHLE:-



CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-MEAL CAGE(RESTURANT)





KAISA CHAMP HAI YAAR TU...???ITNI DISHES RAKHI HAI SAAMNE PAR TUJHE BAS KETCHUP HI CHAKHNA HAI AUR WOH BHI CHILLI....!!!!

apni godh me lekar baithe chote se SANVEER ko dekh muskurate hue ek mithi si shikayat ki uske dad SANEEL ne..


(SANEEL AHARYA:-exact 6 feet lambe behadh aakarshak chehre aur khudki mehnet se banaye lajawab sharir ke maalik..aankhein itni gehri maano saamne waale ko hypnotize karne ke liye banayi gayi ho..

har waqt face par smile par kaaran har baar alag.peshe se toh ye ek investor banker hain par saath me aur bhi kayi kaam aur pehchaan hai inke... personality itni lajawab hai inki ki agar VERONICA ke saath khada koi unhe match kar sakta tha toh woh the SANEEL)

anyways,apne dad ki baat sun bina kuch kahe bas saamne plate par rakhi chilli sauce ko me finger chips ka ek behadh chota sa tukda thodi der tak ghumata raha SANVEER aur phir usse mooh me daal zor zor se chabane laga....

PANEER RAJDARBARI, CHICKEN MUGLAYI aur aise hi kuch aur lazzatdaar dishes rakhi hui thi table par lekin apne chote se SANVEER ko bas chilli sauce hi bhaaya tha...

kabhi finger chips ke saath par zyadatar aise hi lick kar raha tha woh us chilli sauce ko jispar uske dad SANEEL ne ek mitthi si shikayat ki par phir khud hi halka sa sauce lekar khud bhi chakhne lage jispar saath baithi unki wife aur SANVEER ki mom VERONICA bas muskura uthi...

aisa har baar hota tha jab SANVEER kuch alag karta tha tab uske dad pehle toh usse tokte the par phir uske saath milkar woh khud bhi wahi kaam karne lagte..


SANEEL-arre yaar...jeans gayi meri...


sauce jo SANVEER ne khaate khaate apne dad ki jeans par gira diya tha,usse dekh ye baat kahi unhone jiske baad..


SANEEL-pakdiye apne laadle ko madam..mai zara washroom se aaya...

VERONICA-bhuliyega mat.. sirf sauce saaf karne jaa rahe hain aap...

hair set karte aur chehra dekhte mat khade reh jaana varna yahan khaana thanda ho jaayega..


SANEEL ki washroom jaane par ki jaane waali har baar ki harkat ko yaad dilaate hue ek taana sa maara VERONICA ne jispar..


SANEEL-begum saahiba,hamara aayna aapki aankhein hain..

agar ghanton dekhna hi hai toh inme khud ko naa dekhe hum...

VERONICA-jo mahine me ek baar apna chehra dikhate hon,unke ek do ghante ki didaar-e-talab zyada maayne nahi rakhte..


ek mithi shikayat si thi VERONICA ke is tanz me jispar...


SANEEL-aapke hi hukm ki taamil kar rahe hain hum jaan..warna agar hum apni chalane lage toh ek mahine kya,ek din bhi alag naa ho hum aapse...

VERONICA-baatein banana ho gaya ho toh apni jeans ka khayal kar lijiye...

ek minute aur ye daag apni jagah raha toh sirf paani se saaf nahi hoga..


jahan VERONICA ki is baat par bas smile dete SANEEL washroom ki taraf badh gaye wahin unke jaate hi ab VERONICA apni godh me baithe SANVY ko finger chips khilane lagi par tabhi...


EXCUSE ME...YOU ARE MISS VERONICA PAUL RIGHT..B.O.B'S newly oppointed FIELD OFFICER..


ek roubdar awaaz padi VERONICA ke kaano par jispar jab unhone apne saamne dekha toh ek anjaana chehra unke saamne tha..

TOM FORD ki ek behadh mehengi grey colour ke suit pehne ek above average lookin middle aged banda khada tha VERONICA ke saamne jiske kuch zyada hi rahees hone ka saboot the uske piche khade 6 hatte katte bodyguards...

chehre se ghaagh aur ghamand,dono hi tapak raha tha us bande ke jisse analyse karte hue..


VERONICA-jee..but MISS nahi MRS VERONICA PAUL AHARYA... that's my name and the right introduction...


HELLO, MYSELF DEVANG MALHOTRA...DEVANG ENTERPRISES KA CHAIRMAN..

haath aage badhate hue kahi ye baat DEVANG ne jispar...


VERONICA-DEVANG ENTERPRISES...aap hi ki company ke DEHRADUN branch ke manager se kal meeting hui thi meri..


bina haath milaye SANVY ko liye baithe baithe hi kahi ye baat VERONICA ne jispar apne us badhaye haath ko rub karta hua neeche kiya DEVANG ne aur...


DEVANG-jee,mai ussi enterprise ka owner hun...loan proposal ke liye aaya tha mera manager aapke bank me par mujhe bataya gaya hai ki aapne loan ke liye mana kar diya...

VERONICA-loan nahi paas karne ka reason mai aapke manager ko bata chuki hun..aap unse details le lijiyega..

now if you will excuse me...is waqt mai apni family ke saath hun..toh abhi mai work related baatein nahi kar paaungi...

DEVANG-oh come on VERONICA ji...aap jaisi khubsoorat shaksiyat kaam ki baat bhi kare toh woh pleasure se kam nahi hoti...

chaliye,aapke bacche ko ghar drop karte hai aur phir aaj ki raat i mean shaam saath guzaarte hain..

aur zyada sochiyega mat..DEVANG MALHOTRA ki company har kisiko naseeb nahi hoti...


DEVANG ki baat sun ek second ke liye VERONICA ka face sakht ho gaya par phir achanak se hi unke face par smile naach uthi...

apne bete ko jiska face is waqt DEVANG ki taraf hi tha,usse ghumate hue unhone apni taraf kar liya..

wahin dusri taraf jab DEVANG ne VERONICA ko smile karte dekha toh uske face par ek proud smile naach uthi aur woh VERONICA ki taraf badhne ko hua par tabhi...


DHABBB..DHABBB...KHATTT..DHAAKKKK...AHHHHHHHH...


6 baar ajeeb si awaazein aayi jinke saath dabi awaaz me cheekhein bhi thi jiske baad naa sirf DEVANG ke badhte kadam rook gaye balki woh turant piche ghum bhi gaya aur aisa karte hi uski aankhein hairat se badi ho gayi...

uski hi kya,is waqt resturant me moujud har shakhs apni jagah me khada aankhein faade is taraf hi dekh raha tha...

reason...

uske 6 bodyguards neeche zamin par behosh pade the aur un sabke beech ek behadh hi aakarshak aadmi apni aastin ko theek karte hue neeche kar raha tha jiske baad woh DEVANG ki taraf badha aur theek uske saamne pahunch...


SANEEL AHARYA... VERONICA'S HUSBAND...

raatein guzarni hai aapko...aur koi farmaish...???

DEVANG-you..who the hell do you think you are..???

SANEEL-maara tere aadmiyon ko hai,kaan tere band ho gaye..

DEVANG-tu jaanta hai tu kisse baat kar raha hai..???

SANEEL-DEVANG MALHOTRA..cosmetic goods ka dhandha hai tera..pure uttarakhand ko make-up karata hai tu..

election ke waqt moujuda C.M ko bhi acha khaasa chanda diya tha tune...

masoori,shimla aur manali me kuch hotels, resorts bhi hain tere...ye tha tera intro jiske hone naa hone se koi fark nahi padta..

main sawal ye hai ki meri biwi ke saamne kyun khada hai tu..???

VERONICA-200 crore ka ek loan approval chahiye tha inhe jiske liye mana kar diya tha maine..

ussike baare me baat karni thi inhe...

SANEEL-200 crore...hmm..jaisi teri company ki production aur distribution hai,har saal kamsekam jitna tune maanga hai,200 crores, utne ka toh clear profit hota hai tujhe...

2000 crore se upar toh araam se sirf pure asset savings hogi teri..

phir bhi loan lekar nayi production karni hai tujhe..

taaki AT,BT tax par overall kamsekam 70 crore ki funding bacha sake aur damaged goods jisse tum log wrapers me kam keemat lagakar quantity wise,zyada paise me bechte ho,uske through 50 crores tax deductible amount se kam karwa sake..

kamsekam teen banks se toh tune already ye kaam kar bhi liya hoga but peth nahi bharta naa tum brasht logon ka...

kutte saale..jitna mila,jahan se mila,khaate jaayenge...

DEVANG-you mother fu..

CHATAKKHHHH... CHATAKKHHHH.. CHATAKKHHHH...


DEVANG angrezi me maa ki gaali puri kar paata,usse pehle hi teen baar chala SANEEL ka haath aur jab woh haath ruka toh DEVANG ke honth,naak aur kaan ke kinaaron se khun nikalne laga tha.

wahin restaurant me baithe log DEVANG MALHOTRA ko joki dehradun hi kya,pure uttarakhand ka ek naami hasti tha,ache se jaante the,usse yun maar khaate dekh bhouchhake se reh gaye the...

wahin jo teen thappad pade the,unke asar se bahar aane me hi DEVANG ko kuch seconds lag gaye par jab woh kuch sthir hua toh uski aankhein ghusse aur apmaan se jal uthi aur..


DEVANG-i will bloody destroy your life...


ye bol apna mobile nikal ek number dial karne laga DEVANG par screen par flash hote naam joki yahan DEHRADUN DISTRICT ke superintendent ka tha,dekh liye tha SANEEL ne jiske baad bijli ki speed se DEVANG ke haath se phone chhin liya usne...


ye dekh jahan DEVANG smile karne laga sochte hue ki SANEEL dar gaya wahin S.P ke dialed number ko kaat uski mobile directory check karne laga tha SANEEL jiske baad ek number par atka woh aur usse dial kar diya..


C.M.....

yahi number flash ho raha tha is waqt DEVANG ke mobile screen par jisse dekh DEVANG ki smile hairangi me badal gayi aur ye dekh..


SANEEL-abbe phone lagana hai toh kisi aise ko laga jisse baat karte waqt SANEEL AHARYA ko insult feel naa ho..


HELLO,JI DEVANG SIR...


phone ke dusri taraf tha C.M ka P.A jiski awaaz aate hi SANEEL AHARYA ne mobile speaker par kar usse DEVANG ke saamne kar diya jo waise hi surprised reaction ke saath..


DEVANG- C.M sahab se baat karwaiye...

P.A-C.M sahab toh abhi ek meeting me baithe hain...agar kuch important kaam hai toh aap mujhe bata dijiye ya phir jaise hi woh free hote hain,mai unki aapse baat karwa deta hun...


SANEEL AHARYA bol raha hun..

P.A-maaf kijiyega SANEEL AHARYA JI...mujhe maalum nahi tha..ek minute rukiye,mai baat karata hun...


DEVANG kuch kehta,usse pehle SANEEL ne apna naam bataya.. sirf apna naam par shayad utna hi kaafi tha kyunki naam sunte hi hadbadate hue jo turant jawab aaya P.A ka usse sun DEVANG ki aankhein apni aakhri hadh tak faile chuki thi..

is beech P.A pahunch chuka tha C.M ke paas jiske baad..


C.M-M.R SANEEL AHARYA..what a pleasant surprise..kahiye,kya kar sakta hun mai aapke liye...???

SANEEL-mere saamne DEVANG MALHOTRA khada hai...and he wants to destroy me... isiliye phone lagaya hai aapko...

zara help kar dijiye iski...

C.M-kyun mazak kar rahe hain SANEEL JI...???

SANEEL-mazak me hi sahi..kar dijiye help..baat kijiye..


ye bol SANEEL ne phone pakda diya DEVANG ko jiske baad phone speaker se hata kaan se lagaya hi tha usne ki..


C.M-DEVANG...ye kya bol rahe hain MR SANEEL..??? it's all a joke, right...???

DEVANG-pehle aap batao,hain kaun ye jisse itne salike se baat kar rahe hain aap...???

C.M-dhyan se suno DEVANG...???agar ye sab mazak hai toh koi baat nahi par agar tumne MR SANEEL se kuch bhi ulta sidha bola hai toh turant maafi maango unse...

trust me,you will not want to go in his bad books..

DEVANSH-what...???kya bol rahe hain C.M sahab...i am bloody DEVANG MALHOTRA...

aur aap keh rahe hain ki mai kisi raah chalte se maafi maangu..!!!

C.M-raah chalta!!!kisi raah chalte se ek C.M apni zaroori meeting ko hold me rakh baat nahi karta DEVANG..

ek baat aur.unhe sirf ek hafta lagega...sirf ek..tumhari woh position,tumhari company jiske dum par tum khudko bada samajh rahe ho,usse khatm karne me..

and trust me, kuch nahi kar paaoge tum... isiliye phir kehta hun,maafi maango aur unse apna rasta badal lo...

beep....


jahan itna bol phone cut kar diya C.M ne wahin apne face par wahin purani hairat jo ab kuch aur badh chuki thi,usse liye palta DEVANG par tabhi...

apne just saamne SANEEL ko dekh hadbadakar piche hath gaya DEVANG..

is waqt SANEEL ki godh me unka chota sa beta tha jo apne pitah ki hi tarah DEVANG ko dekh raha tha..

SANVY ke baalon ko sehlate hue halke se muskura rahe the SANEEL jisse dekh..


DEVANG-who are you...???

SANEEL-ek aam aadmi...

DEVANSH-what...?????

SANEEL-kyun...???aam aadmi ko kamzor maanta hai tu...!!!

aam aadmi se khaas koi nahi hota...sarkaaren badal jaati hain jab aam aadmi apni raay badal deta hai..

hum bhi waise hi aam hai,par apne aap me khaas..


paani hai hum,magar samandar ke jisse PIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA...

dard hai hum,aur dard ko dard DIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA...

aam bande ki sateek paribhasha hain hum....

bina humare kaam KIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA aur,

bhid kar humse JIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA....












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....











AAPKA APNA V...J....

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF PRINCIPAL SANVY KO RESTICATE HONE NAHI DETI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF DEVANG WOH WAQT YAAD KARTA HAI JAB SANEEL NE USKI HAALATH KHARAB KAR DI THI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-9


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE



MORNING CHAMP...UMMHH...


mujhe piche se hug kar mere gaal ko chum baalon ko bigaadte hue kahi ye baat MAA ne jispar bas ghur kar dekha maine unhe.

par unpar kya asar hona tha....???mere baalon ki bigaad MAA sidhe kitchen ki taraf chal padi jisse dekh mai halka muskura diya..

REASON...

subah ka waqt hai...to be exact, morning ke 6.30 baje hain aur normally is waqt mai bahar jog par rehta hun lekin aaj aisa naa tha..

neend meri as usual 5.30 ko khul chuki thi par fresh hone ke baad mai sofe par sir pakad kar baitha hua tha..

sir bhaari tha mera joki har mahine kamsekam ek baar toh hota hi tha..

aur mujhe dekhte hi MAA is baat ko samajh chuki thi...

MAA kabhi bhi kitchen bina fresh hue nahi ghusti thi siway aaj jaisi condition ke...


MOM-here you go champ..ek baar me khatm karo...


apne sir ko apne hi haathon se halka halka daba raha tha ki tabhi mere aage cup karte hue kahi ye baat mom ne...

adrak aur nibu ke barabar maatra aur mishran se bana juice tha ye joki mere is sir dard ka best ilaaj tha..

saath hi saath
benzodiazepines aur clonazepam se bana ek khass mixture powder bhi tha mom ke haathon me jisse us juice ke baad mai nigal gaya jiske baad..


MAI-MAA...

MAA-nopes... school jaayega tu aaj...


mere request karne se pehle hi usse deny kar diya tha MAA ne jispar mooh ban gaya aur ye dekh mere gaalon ko kheench mere paas baithe hue...


MAA-tujhe P.T classes se itni elergy kyun hai....

MAI-what elergy...???

MAA-tabhi lagbhag har saturday tu school nahi jaane ke bahane banata hai...

MAI-arre complusion jaisa lagta hai MAA...same old 8 drills har saturday repeat karwate hain jisme seriously, health sahi rakhne ko chhodkar sab kuch hota hai..

it's frustratingly exausting...upar se aaj inter school level ke liye cricket trials ki practice bhi start ho jasyegi jisme hamare teeno SPORTS TEACHER aise react karenge jaise kisi scool competition ke liye nahi balki army ke liye soldiers train kar rahe hon..

complete crap...

MAA-nahi khelna hai toh mana kar dena...

MAI-khelne ke liye mana karne ki zaroorat hi nahi hai...mai aur NITS waise hi team me naa hain,naa honge..

hamari taraf se CHARLIE SIR ne hi confirm kar diya hai is baat ko...

par phir bhi, jabran mehnet puri karwate hain...idhar se udhar fielding positions change karkar double P.T karwa dete hain..

MAA-toh kar lena...itna ehsaan toh kar hi sakte hain SANVEER AHARYA sabpar...

aur kya pata, fielding position boundry par lage teri jahan stands par beautiful girls tere liye hooting karen..

MAI-hahaha..very funny...girls ki hooting sirf SAM aur us ROHAN ke liye hoti hai MAA...

humare liye ekaki hi bani hai...aur hum ussime khush hain...

mai chala nahane...


wall clock dekh kahi maine aakhri baat jiske baad mai sofe se uth apne room ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin peeche se mujhe jaate hue dekhti rahi mom aur jab mai apne room me ghus gaya toh...


MOM-mere bacche...

"tera wajood itna khaas hai ki,
teri shaksiyat taaliyon ki mohtaj nahi'....




PLACE-SIRIUS




ABBE MAADARCHOD,GAAND KA GODAM HO GAYA HAI LOUDA...

BACHA LO RE KOI, KUCH DER AUR YE KUDAM KUDAYI CHALTI RAHI TOH MERA HI LUND MERE GAAND ME GHUS JAAYEGA...


lagatar ucchalne ke beech haafte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...

aaj saturday hai..total 5 classes hi hote hain aaj par study ke naam par sirf first class hi lagti hai SIRIUS me,uske baad ki saari class P.T aur sports ki hoti hai...

sports se yaad aaya..SIRIUS ke school aur college, dono hi division me acadamics aur sports ke maamle me saare students kul 4 houses me baate jaate hain jinhe hum GROW kehte hain...

G-GREEN
R-RED
O-ORANGE
W-WHITE

inhi chaar houses ke saal bhar me kiye gaye acadamics aur sports me pradarshan ke according aakhir me sabse zyada points gain karne waali house ko best house ke saath house cup se nawaza jaata hai...

anyways, filhal toh chal rahi thi hamari P.T class jisme hum JUMPING JACK,LUNGE, SQUATS aur aise hi 5 aur barso se chale aa rahe wahi ghise peete exercises karte aa rahe the par continously..

aur isiliye thakte aur khanjaate hue kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


BETA,KAUN SHOR KAR RAHA HAI...

(SAMSON DAS...hamare school division ke 3 sports teachers me se ek...national level boxing champion hain ye aur ek trained physical trainer bhi..inki ek aadat hai ki ye ghussa hon yaa shaant,har baat ke aage aur kabhi kabhi aakhir me BETA shabd zaroor lagate hain.)

NITS beta..tum ho kya...???


khud hi sawal kar khudhi guess karte hue DAS sir NITS ke saamne aakar khade ho gaye jispar...


NITS-nahi sir..maine toh kuch nahi bola...

DAS-beta, exercise chaalu rakho...


apni jumping exercise band karte hue kahi thi apni baat NITS ne par DAS sir ki baat sun bujhe man se phir ucchalne laga NITS jisse dekh..


DAS-beta,shaabash beta...tumhe andaza nahi hai beta ki ye exercise kitni zaroori hai tumhare healthy rehne ke liye...

beta SANVEER,thoda upar ucchlo beta...ye kya halke halke hil rahe ho...

beta,tumhari umar me mai 2,2 ghante puri energy se har exercise kiya karta tha...


mai jo dheere dheere bas apni jagah par hil bhar raha tha,ye dekh mere paas aa kahi ye baat sir ne jispar...


MAI-sir,aap kahan aur mai kahan...???aapki fitness toh aaj bhi admirable hai..

tabhi toh sabhi teachers tak aapse itne inspired rehte hain..

infact kal hi kisi fitness topic par SHAIFALI MISS students ko aapka example de rahi thi...

(SHAIFALI SHUKLA.. ANSHUMALA MISS KI TARAH EK BEHADH KHUBSOORAT SHAKSIYAT AUR PHYSICS TEACHER..LAGBHAGH SABHI MIDDLE AGED MALE TEACHERS INKE DIWAANE HAIN JINME HAMARE DAS SIR KA NUMBER SABSE PEHLE LAGTA HAI)

yahi wajah thi ki meri baat sun aankhein chamak uthi DAS sir ki aur...


DAS-beta,kya bol rahi thi SHAIFALI MISS...???

MAI-sir,mai bas jahan woh thi,wahan se guzar raha tha.. isiliye clearly toh nahi sun paaya mai par kuch lazy students the unke saamne..

woh bas unhe aapka example dekar motivate kar rahi thi...


ek proud smile naach uthi DAS sir ki meri baat sun jiske baad woh palath kar chale gaye aur mai waise hi dheere dheere hilta hua khada raha aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhosdike..bas apna jugaad laga tu.. khud toh bas hil raha hai aur hum bandar ki tarah ucchhalte jaa rahe hain..

MAI-apna pichwada khud dho loudu...har baar teri chhutad naa bachane waala mai...

NITS-bas bhai,yahi dosti naa..

MAI-haun..yahi dosti..


TTRRRRRRRRR...


meri baat par bhadak kar kuch bolne hi waala tha NITS ki tabhi class off hone ki bell baj gayi jiska turant asar hua uspar..

NITS ke, NITS kya sabhi ke chehre par aisi khushi chha gayi jaise result nikal gaya ho aur sabhi merit se paas hue hon..


NITS-bach gaye bhai..agar ye kudna aur kuch minutes chalta toh nipat hi jaana tha apne ko.

MAI-bas rota reh reh gandu..SONU ko dekh...aaj tak kabhi kisi P.T class me ek shabd bhi complaint nahi ki isne..

NITS-ab bhai, sportsman hai ye..saale ko 2 ghante aur bhi ucchalwa lo,lund naa padega fark isko...

SONU-llund kka ssportsmman..abbe,wwaise hi hakklatta hun mmai,kuddte waqt bbhi bbolne kki kkoshish kki ttoh mmooh sse kkuch nniklega hi nnahi..

HAHAHAHAHA..


SONU ki baat sun mai aur NITS dono hi zor se has pade jispar..


SONU-ggand mmarwallo bbhosdo kke jjano..

ALRIGHT STUDENTS...AAJ SE AAP SABKE CRICKET TRIALS SHURU HONGE...SO,THE INTERESTED STUDENTS,SAMEER CHANDER KE PAAS NAAM LIKHWA LIJIYE APNA...

NEW STUDENTS,AAPKE RESPECTIVE HOUSE KE NAAM BHI AAP SAMEER SE JAAN SAKTE HAIN...

GIRLS,AAPKE SPORTS TRIAL NEXT WEEK SE SHURU HONGE THAT MEANS YOU ALL ARE FREE TODAY..

AAP CHAAHEN TOH APNI CLASS ME BAITH SAKTI HAIN OR ELSE,STANDS PAR BAITH BOYS KI CRICKET TRAIL BHI DEKH SAKTI HAIN...


CHARLIE sir joki hamare cricket aur baaki sabhi outdoor games including race, specialist teacher the, unhone saamne aakar kahi ye saari baat jispar jitne bhi naye students is baar aaye the,woh sab toh super interested dikhne hi lage par jo purane regular players hain yahan ke,woh sab bhi turant SAM ki taraf badh chale the..

apna SONU bhi kamaal ka fast bowler tha isiliye woh bhi aage badh chala tha aur bache mai aur NITS.. hamara toh bhai cricket ke C se bhi door door tak naata nahi tha isiliye hum dono class ki taraf badh gaye par tabhi CHARLIE SIR ki nazar padi hum par aur..


CHARLIE SIR-gender change ho gaya hai kya tum dono ka..girls ko class jaane ka option diya hai,tum dono ussi catagory me aate ho kya...???

HAHAHAHA..


jahan sir ki baat sun sabhi has pade wahin...


MAI-sir,girl hona toh respect ki baat hoti hai..i dont mind to change my gender...but for now, hum toh sir aapke hi suggestions par amal kar rahe hain...

CHARLIE SIR-really..aisa kaun sa suggestion hai jo maine diya aur mujhe hi nahi pata..

MAI-nahi,aapne bola nahi sir,par humne samajh liya..aapne interested students ko call out kiya jo hum dono hi nahi hain.

toh hum class jaakar aapka view clear kar rahe hain...

CHARLIE SIR-aisa hai naa SANVEER AHARYA ki aaj cricket team ka selection nahi hona, sirf trails hain jisme aap dono ka hona bohot zaroori hai isiliye aap dono kahin nahi jaa rahe..

NITS-lag gaye loude..ye CHARLIE firse hume fielding karwane ke liye rukwa raha hai..


dheere se kahi ye baat NITS jispar..


MAI-sir,mere pair ki nas chaddhi hui hai..

NITS-aur mere haath ki sir..

CHARLIE SIR-woh toh aaj ki baat hai naa...dimag ki nas toh tum dono ki shuru se hi chaddhi hui hai..

phir bhi school toh aa hi rahe ho naa...

HAHAHAHAHA...


ek baar phir sabhi students hasne lage jispar sabse loud hasi ANJALI ki thi jisse dekh...


MAI-apne sur name ki toh izzat rakh le ANJALI..UDAASI hai tu aur hase jaa rahi hai..kya beetegi tere surname par..

ANJALI-aaj toh hasna banta hai..aakhir tha great SANVEER cricket trials jo dene jaa rahe hain..

KHANAK-really..??is SANVY that good...!!!

ANJALI-good.. sports channel par cartoon network pehli baar dekhegi tu...

iski aur NITS ki fielding agar jonty rhoedes dekh le toh khudko hi faansi chadha le...

HAHAHAHA...


ANJALI ki baat par KHANAK aur RASHI has pade jispar..


MAI-arre waah..shakal muttiah muralitharan jaisi aur baatein jonty rhoedes ki...

HAHAHAHA...


meri baat par RASHI, KHANAK ke saath baaki saare students toh hase hi par charlie aur das sir,woh dono bhi dheere se hi sahi,par has pade aur ye sab dekh bhadak gayi ANJALI maata..

ghusse se ghur meri taraf badhi aur...


ANJALI-SANVY ke bacche.tu toh gaya aaj...


ye bol mujhe maarne aage badhi ANJALI jispar..


MAI-dekhiye sir..aap dono ke saamne,hamare respected teachers ke aage bhi ye mujhe dhamka rahi hai...

ho kya gaya hai SIRIUS ki discipline ko...

CHARLIE SIR-enough..ANJALI, get back...ya toh class me jaao ya stands par baitho...

school ke baad premises ke bahar maar lena isse...

MAI-what...??sir...

CHARLIE-enough of your drama SANVEER...i know tum kya kar rahe ho.. waqt zaaya kar rahe ho tum taaki school timing khatm ho jaaye aur next drill se bach jaao tum.

but don't worry.. PRINCIPAL MA'AM se extra time le liya hai maine....aaj ki practice khatm hote tak koi bhi kahin nahi jaa raha...

aaj practice ka part toh banoge hi tum..tumhari koi tikdam kiam nahi aane waali...

toh shuru karen yaa aaj ghar shaam ko jaana hai...

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED SIR..


man hi man bola maine ye jiske baad...


MAI-raat ko jaayenge sir..after all,pehla trial hai,extra time toh hona hi chahiye...


meri baat par NITS ke saath baaki saare bande bhi ghoorne lage mujhe jispar mai bhi warm up karne ke bahane idhar udhar hone laga aur ye dekh...


CHARLIE SIR-arre waah..chalo koi toh hai jo first drill ke liye excited hai..

students,sabse pehle aap sab 1500 metres ka ek fast jog lenge..

jog ke baad ground me beech assemble hona hai aap sabko...

NITS-1500 metres..sir,abhi toh pure 40 minutes P.T kiya hai..

DAS-beta, woh P.T alag chiz hai aur cricket alag... jogging se head to tow,pura body khul jaayega aap sabka..

NITS-kuch khule naa khule,gaand zaroor khul jaana hai aaj...


khudse hi kahi ye baat NITS ne..wahin saare male students group ke hisaab se line up hone lage..


ANJALI-dekh ke..kahin daudte daudte saansein naa atak jaaye...


mai bhi NITS ke saath sabse piche ki taraf jaakar khada ho gaya ki tabhi ANJALI mere kareeb aayi aur kahi ye baat jispar uski taraf palat...


MAI-jahan hum hote hain,wahan hamari kya,hamare saamne waale ki saans bhi hamare isharon par chalti hai...

isiliye meri nahi, apni saanson ki fikr kar..kahin galti se hamari zadh me aa gayi toh khudka hi wajood udhaar ka ho jaayega...


ANJALI ki aankhon me dekh kahi thi maine ye baat jispar woh bina kuch kahe,turant ghumi aur RASHI aur KHANAK ke saath stands ki taraf badh chali...


PHHHHHHRRRRR..

DAS sir ne baja di whistle jiske baad shuru hua hum sabhi ka woh 1500 metre ka jog..

waqt aur doori kam hoti gayi aur saath saath hum sabki haalath bhi glucose level ke saath niche girti gayi..

abhi 500 metres hi hue the ki aadhe se zyada students toh daudne ki jagah chalne lage the..

mai aur NITS bhi shaamil the is list me jisse dekh CHARLIE SIR ne bajayi sitti aur...


CHARLIE SIR-chalna nahi hai students..1500 metre se pehle jiski running ruki,usse 3000 metres cover karna padega...

NITS-bhaago re bhosdoke logon..ye CHARLIE aaj khade lund ke saath aaya hai..

bina gaand maare chain nahi aayega isko..

abbe maadarchod,hath loude.. hath...bohot maarunga bhosdike.

kutiya hun mai jo piche se chodne chaddha hai..


mai kudkar piche latak gaya tha NITS ke isiliye kahi ye baat usne jispar...


MAI-chal na loude...20 metre utha mujhe...50 metre tak mai dhounga tujhe...

NITS-louda dhoyega tu...chutiya mat samajh gaandu...

MAI-abbe mazak nahi kar raha..pakka..ek dum waala...

NITS-mat dho phir batata hun loudu tujhe...


ye bol kisi tarah haanfte haanfte mujhe dhoye 20 metre tak doudne laga NITS aur jab uska distance khatm hone ko hua toh...


NITS-ab teri baari..beta,bhaagne ka sochiyo bhi mat..kuda kuda ke maarunga..

MAI-dekh,mai thoda tez pick up lunga,tu lapak kar chhadh jaana mere piche...

NITS-ab ye kya naya chutiyapa hai...

MAI-bhai,50 metre doudna hai..thoda tez start lunga tabhi toh distance cover kar paaunga..

NITS-chal theek hai...gira mat diyo bas...

MAI-baap par shak nahi karte bacche..chal aaja ab..


NITS ke 20 metre pure ho chuke the aur isiliye mere uske back se utarte hi behadh khushi khushi apne haath pair jhatakne laga woh..

wahin mai bhi halka speed pakad doudne laga jisse dekh NITS badi tezi se mere piche lapka aur meri back par kudne ko hua lekin tabhi..

NITS ki pant jiska lock button khul gaya tha ya fir ye kahun ki maine khol diya tha,woh slip hokar neeche gir gaya aur ye feel kar liya tha NITS ne jiski wajah se hadh se zyada hadbada gaya woh aur apni pant pakadne ke chakkar me uska pair mere pair ke beech fas gaya aur..


DHAMMMM.....


ek saath gutham guthayi karte hue hum dono hi tezi se neeche gire...

dekhne waalo ke liye ye collision behadh solid tha..jahan mai sidhe ground par ghisadte hue gira tha wahin NITS ka sir pehle meri body se aur phir ek jhatka khaate hue woh meri left par gira tha..

ye sab CHARLIE SIR,DAS SIR aur stands par baithe students ne bhi dekha tha aur isiliye woh sab tezi se hamari taraf badhe...


MAI-chup chaap pada reh gaandu... gardan aur chest masalte hue slow par asal dard ki awaaz nikaliyo...


NITS jo girne ke baad uthne hi waala tha ki tabhi mai dheere se gurraya jisse sun turant wapas neeche dher ho gaya NITS aur apni acting ka ek behadh umda namuna dikhate hue halke halke AAH,AHH karne laga...

aur mera toh halka hi sahi,haath chilla gaya tha jisse zyada intense dikha rahi thi woh ghaans ki parathen jo ragdane ki wajah se mere haath par chipak gayi thi..


CHARLIE-abbe,kaise kaise chutiyape karte rehte ho be tum dono namune...


hamare paas aakar hume closely dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat sir ne..

girte waqt NITS ka gala aur chest tezi se hit hue the meri back par,ye dekha tha unhone..

saath hi saath mera woh slide aur haathon ka garshan bhi nahi chuppa tha sir se..


CHARLIE SIR-hey you come here.. NITENDRA ko medical room le jaao...

SANVEER...you just got some scratches...hand wash kar lo, apply some dettol aur class me jaa kar rest karo....


NITS ke liye ek student ko kaha sir ne jispar woh turant aage aaya aur NITS ko sahara dete hue usse uthakar aage badh gaya...

is beech sabse chhupakar aankh maari mujhe NITS ne jisse mere saath saath SONU, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM jo ab tak hum dono ke liye concerned faces ke saath khade the,dekh liya unhone aur sir shake kar smile karne lage woh sab...


wahin mere liye jo sir ne kaha,usse sun...


MAI-sir,i am good...

CHARLIE-matlab trail doge..

MAI-utna bhi good nahi sir..i mean mai yahin stands me baith jaata hun...

CHARLIE-ok par pehle haath dho lo aur dettol se scratches saaf karne hi padenge..

MAI-sure sir...

CHARLIE-SAMEER,dettol mere medical kit me hi hai...get it and give it to him.cotton mat bhulna..

SAM-right away sir..


SAM lene gaya dettol aur itne waqt me stands ke paas hi lage taps se haath dho liya maine aur jab palta toh SAM dettol aur cotton liye mere saamne khada tha..


SAM-bohot kamina hai be tu.. practice se bachne ke liye kya kya jugath laga leta hai..

saale,sach me lag gayi hoti toh...

MAI-beta,jab risk calculated ho toh nuksaan bhi apni marzi ke jitna hi hota hai...


meri baat sun hasa SAM aur mujhe dettol,cotton pakdakar chal diya..


wahin mai bhi dettol pakad stands par naa jaate hue ground ke side me hi hari ghaans par baith gaya..

april ka mahina tha par hill area hone ki wajah se weather extreme nahi hota tha idhar aur aaj toh mousam kaafi sahi tha..

halki cool breeze chal rahi thi jisme ghaans par baithne ka maza hi kuch aur hota hai...

araam se pair failakar ghaas me kulle tika chuka tha mai par tabhi...


MAI KAR DUN...!!!


dettol cap khola hi tha maine ki tabhi KHANAK joki mere piche khadi thi,uski awaaz padi mere kaano par jispar..


MAI-soch lo..kahin DETTOL COMPANY khudhi ko sue naa kar de...

KHANAK-excuse me...???kya...???

MAI-dettol ke touch se infected part me jalan hoti hai...par jo tumhare haath se lagi toh apni ye khaasiyat kho baithegi ye...

KHANAK-SANVY...i must say,you are quiet a flirt,haan....


muskurate hue mere paas baith kahi ye baat KHANAK ne jiske baad mere haath se dettol aur cotton le liya usne aur mere haath ke us chille hue part par usse apply karne lagi par jab dettol ke touch hone ke baad bhi mai normal hi raha toh blush karne lagi woh..

meri kahi baat yahan sach jo ho rahi thi uske liye....


KHANAK-ek baat puchun...???

MAI-jawab sahi lagne par yahi smile dobara dogi toh jitne chaahe,utne sawal puch lo...

KHANAK-please SANVY...

MAI-arre..puch lo..smile toh mai nikalwa hi lunga...

KHANAK-tumne kabhi koi G.F kyun nahi banayi...???

MAI-ohho...toh koi inquiry kar raha hai mere baare me...


meri is baat par KHANAK apni pehle se badi aankhein aur badi kar dekhne lagi mujhe jispar..


MAI-dil nahi kiya..

KHANAK-kyun...??? relationship se dar lagta hai...

MAI-shayad...

KHANAK-wow...the great SANVY jo akela 5,5 logon se bhidne se nahi ghabrata,woh relationship se darta hai..

MAI-mera sabse gehra rishta mere hi wajood se hai jo mujhe kabhi akela nahi chhodta..

aur isiliye saamne 7 hon ya 17,mai nahi darta...

jo yakin mera khudpar hai, utna kisi aur par hua hi nahi isiliye dil ab tak mera sirf mujhe zinda rakhne ke liye dhadakta hai,kisi aur ke liye nahi...

KHANAK-ab tak...?? matlab aage chances hain jab janab ka dil kisi aur ki dhadkan mehsoos karne liye dhadke...

MAI-apne dil-e-haalath par itne sawal toh maine aaj tak khudse nahi puche jitne in kuch lamho me tum puch chuki ho mujhe..

koi khaas wajah...!!!!


mere is sawal par sir halka neeche kar ghaas ko todte hue phirse blush karne lagi KHANAK jispar..


MAI-same sawal mai puchun toh..do you have a boyfriend ya pehle tha koi...???


naa me sir bhar hilaya KHANAK ne mere sawal par jisse dekh..


MAI-kyun..???

KHANAK-apne dil se sawal naa puchne ki aadat sirf tumhari ho ye zaroori hai kya...???

MAI-kya baat hai...itni saadgi se mere saamne hi mera jawab chura liya aapne...

jisse wakayi chaahogi tum, woh khaas hi hoga..waise,kaisa ladka chahiye tumhe apne liye...???


mere is sawal par nazar turant uthi KHANAK ki, kuch pal apni badi badi aankhon se dekha usne mujhe aur phir...


KHANAK-jo sirf mera ho..mera khayal rakhe..mujhe hasaye..most importantly,meri hifazat kare..


SANVY......WATCH OUT....DHABBB.....


apni baat bol hi rahi thi KHANAK ki tabhi chal rahe trial me use ho rahi duce ball sidhe uske face ki taraf aayi jisse bina dekhe hi catch kar liya tha maine...

KHANAK ne last moment me feel kar liya us ball ko aur isiliye aankhein band kar li thi usne apni par jab kuch seconds baad aakhein khuli uski toh mere haath me joki uske gaalon ke theek saamne tha,usme hold kiye ball ko dekh raahat ki saans li usne...

SAM kar raha tha batting aur ussine shot maarne ke baad jab dekha ki ball sidhe KHANAK aur mere taraf aa rahi hai toh chillaya tha woh par tab tak ball catch kar liya tha maine aur ye dekh kayi khel rahe students aur CHARLIE sir ki aankhein badi ho chuki thi..

same haalath ANJALI ki bhi thi jisne kuch der pehle mujhe fielding ka hi taana diya tha..

khair,ball catch kar usse paas hi khade bande ki taraf feka maine aur wapas KHANAK ki taraf palta jo ek tak mujhe hi dekhe jaa rahi thi...


KHANAK-thanks...

MAI-ab har baar ki tarah muskura mat dena bas...

KHANAK-kyun..???

MAI-ek baar me ek hi tohfa leta hun mai..yaa toh thanks de do,yaa phir smile...

KHANAK-aur agar smile aur thanks ke saath saath maine kuch aur bhi de diya toh...

MAI-kya..???

KHANAK-mera dil...


KHANAK ki baat sun chup reh gaya mai jisse dekh KHANAK apni khankili hasi has padi aur..


KHANAK-relax yaar..mazak kar rahi thi..but finally, maine THE SANVEER AHARYA ko jiske paas har sawal ka koi na koi counter jawab toh hota hi hai,usse chup kara diya...

MAI-jawab diya tha maine,tum sun nahi paayi.

acha hua jo mazak tha,sach hota toh GALATH ho jaata...

KHANAK-really..!!jawab diya tumne...kaise..???tum toh chup hi the...


KHANAK ke sawal par uske kareeb gaya mai aur uski aankhon me jhaank....





manzil mil bhi gayi toh kya agar raahgir ne SUKOON NAHI PAAYA...

chamkile saare patthar the,unme se asal heera CHUN NAHI PAAYA...

DIL ki baat ki tune toh jawab bhi mere DIL ne diya...par afsos...

taiyar nahi tha tera DIL,isiliye SUN NAHI PAAYA....












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J.....

 

[Aakesh.]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF PRINCIPAL SANVY KO RESTICATE HONE NAHI DETI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF DEVANG WOH WAQT YAAD KARTA HAI JAB SANEEL NE USKI HAALATH KHARAB KAR DI THI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-9


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE



MORNING CHAMP...UMMHH...


mujhe piche se hug kar mere gaal ko chum baalon ko bigaadte hue kahi ye baat MAA ne jispar bas ghur kar dekha maine unhe.

par unpar kya asar hona tha....???mere baalon ki bigaad MAA sidhe kitchen ki taraf chal padi jisse dekh mai halka muskura diya..

REASON...

subah ka waqt hai...to be exact, morning ke 6.30 baje hain aur normally is waqt mai bahar jog par rehta hun lekin aaj aisa naa tha..

neend meri as usual 5.30 ko khul chuki thi par fresh hone ke baad mai sofe par sir pakad kar baitha hua tha..

sir bhaari tha mera joki har mahine kamsekam ek baar toh hota hi tha..

aur mujhe dekhte hi MAA is baat ko samajh chuki thi...

MAA kabhi bhi kitchen bina fresh hue nahi ghusti thi siway aaj jaisi condition ke...


MOM-here you go champ..ek baar me khatm karo...


apne sir ko apne hi haathon se halka halka daba raha tha ki tabhi mere aage cup karte hue kahi ye baat mom ne...

adrak aur nibu ke barabar maatra aur mishran se bana juice tha ye joki mere is sir dard ka best ilaaj tha..

saath hi saath
benzodiazepines aur clonazepam se bana ek khass mixture powder bhi tha mom ke haathon me jisse us juice ke baad mai nigal gaya jiske baad..


MAI-MAA...

MAA-nopes... school jaayega tu aaj...


mere request karne se pehle hi usse deny kar diya tha MAA ne jispar mooh ban gaya aur ye dekh mere gaalon ko kheench mere paas baithe hue...


MAA-tujhe P.T classes se itni elergy kyun hai....

MAI-what elergy...???

MAA-tabhi lagbhag har saturday tu school nahi jaane ke bahane banata hai...

MAI-arre complusion jaisa lagta hai MAA...same old 8 drills har saturday repeat karwate hain jisme seriously, health sahi rakhne ko chhodkar sab kuch hota hai..

it's frustratingly exausting...upar se aaj inter school level ke liye cricket trials ki practice bhi start ho jasyegi jisme hamare teeno SPORTS TEACHER aise react karenge jaise kisi scool competition ke liye nahi balki army ke liye soldiers train kar rahe hon..

complete crap...

MAA-nahi khelna hai toh mana kar dena...

MAI-khelne ke liye mana karne ki zaroorat hi nahi hai...mai aur NITS waise hi team me naa hain,naa honge..

hamari taraf se CHARLIE SIR ne hi confirm kar diya hai is baat ko...

par phir bhi, jabran mehnet puri karwate hain...idhar se udhar fielding positions change karkar double P.T karwa dete hain..

MAA-toh kar lena...itna ehsaan toh kar hi sakte hain SANVEER AHARYA sabpar...

aur kya pata, fielding position boundry par lage teri jahan stands par beautiful girls tere liye hooting karen..

MAI-hahaha..very funny...girls ki hooting sirf SAM aur us ROHAN ke liye hoti hai MAA...

humare liye ekaki hi bani hai...aur hum ussime khush hain...

mai chala nahane...


wall clock dekh kahi maine aakhri baat jiske baad mai sofe se uth apne room ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin peeche se mujhe jaate hue dekhti rahi mom aur jab mai apne room me ghus gaya toh...


MOM-mere bacche...

"tera wajood itna khaas hai ki,
teri shaksiyat taaliyon ki mohtaj nahi'....




PLACE-SIRIUS




ABBE MAADARCHOD,GAAND KA GODAM HO GAYA HAI LOUDA...

BACHA LO RE KOI, KUCH DER AUR YE KUDAM KUDAYI CHALTI RAHI TOH MERA HI LUND MERE GAAND ME GHUS JAAYEGA...


lagatar ucchalne ke beech haafte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...

aaj saturday hai..total 5 classes hi hote hain aaj par study ke naam par sirf first class hi lagti hai SIRIUS me,uske baad ki saari class P.T aur sports ki hoti hai...

sports se yaad aaya..SIRIUS ke school aur college, dono hi division me acadamics aur sports ke maamle me saare students kul 4 houses me baate jaate hain jinhe hum GROW kehte hain...

G-GREEN
R-RED
O-ORANGE
W-WHITE

inhi chaar houses ke saal bhar me kiye gaye acadamics aur sports me pradarshan ke according aakhir me sabse zyada points gain karne waali house ko best house ke saath house cup se nawaza jaata hai...

anyways, filhal toh chal rahi thi hamari P.T class jisme hum JUMPING JACK,LUNGE, SQUATS aur aise hi 5 aur barso se chale aa rahe wahi ghise peete exercises karte aa rahe the par continously..

aur isiliye thakte aur khanjaate hue kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


BETA,KAUN SHOR KAR RAHA HAI...

(SAMSON DAS...hamare school division ke 3 sports teachers me se ek...national level boxing champion hain ye aur ek trained physical trainer bhi..inki ek aadat hai ki ye ghussa hon yaa shaant,har baat ke aage aur kabhi kabhi aakhir me BETA shabd zaroor lagate hain.)

NITS beta..tum ho kya...???


khud hi sawal kar khudhi guess karte hue DAS sir NITS ke saamne aakar khade ho gaye jispar...


NITS-nahi sir..maine toh kuch nahi bola...

DAS-beta, exercise chaalu rakho...


apni jumping exercise band karte hue kahi thi apni baat NITS ne par DAS sir ki baat sun bujhe man se phir ucchalne laga NITS jisse dekh..


DAS-beta,shaabash beta...tumhe andaza nahi hai beta ki ye exercise kitni zaroori hai tumhare healthy rehne ke liye...

beta SANVEER,thoda upar ucchlo beta...ye kya halke halke hil rahe ho...

beta,tumhari umar me mai 2,2 ghante puri energy se har exercise kiya karta tha...


mai jo dheere dheere bas apni jagah par hil bhar raha tha,ye dekh mere paas aa kahi ye baat sir ne jispar...


MAI-sir,aap kahan aur mai kahan...???aapki fitness toh aaj bhi admirable hai..

tabhi toh sabhi teachers tak aapse itne inspired rehte hain..

infact kal hi kisi fitness topic par SHAIFALI MISS students ko aapka example de rahi thi...

(SHAIFALI SHUKLA.. ANSHUMALA MISS KI TARAH EK BEHADH KHUBSOORAT SHAKSIYAT AUR PHYSICS TEACHER..LAGBHAGH SABHI MIDDLE AGED MALE TEACHERS INKE DIWAANE HAIN JINME HAMARE DAS SIR KA NUMBER SABSE PEHLE LAGTA HAI)

yahi wajah thi ki meri baat sun aankhein chamak uthi DAS sir ki aur...


DAS-beta,kya bol rahi thi SHAIFALI MISS...???

MAI-sir,mai bas jahan woh thi,wahan se guzar raha tha.. isiliye clearly toh nahi sun paaya mai par kuch lazy students the unke saamne..

woh bas unhe aapka example dekar motivate kar rahi thi...


ek proud smile naach uthi DAS sir ki meri baat sun jiske baad woh palath kar chale gaye aur mai waise hi dheere dheere hilta hua khada raha aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhosdike..bas apna jugaad laga tu.. khud toh bas hil raha hai aur hum bandar ki tarah ucchhalte jaa rahe hain..

MAI-apna pichwada khud dho loudu...har baar teri chhutad naa bachane waala mai...

NITS-bas bhai,yahi dosti naa..

MAI-haun..yahi dosti..


TTRRRRRRRRR...


meri baat par bhadak kar kuch bolne hi waala tha NITS ki tabhi class off hone ki bell baj gayi jiska turant asar hua uspar..

NITS ke, NITS kya sabhi ke chehre par aisi khushi chha gayi jaise result nikal gaya ho aur sabhi merit se paas hue hon..


NITS-bach gaye bhai..agar ye kudna aur kuch minutes chalta toh nipat hi jaana tha apne ko.

MAI-bas rota reh reh gandu..SONU ko dekh...aaj tak kabhi kisi P.T class me ek shabd bhi complaint nahi ki isne..

NITS-ab bhai, sportsman hai ye..saale ko 2 ghante aur bhi ucchalwa lo,lund naa padega fark isko...

SONU-llund kka ssportsmman..abbe,wwaise hi hakklatta hun mmai,kuddte waqt bbhi bbolne kki kkoshish kki ttoh mmooh sse kkuch nniklega hi nnahi..

HAHAHAHAHA..


SONU ki baat sun mai aur NITS dono hi zor se has pade jispar..


SONU-ggand mmarwallo bbhosdo kke jjano..

ALRIGHT STUDENTS...AAJ SE AAP SABKE CRICKET TRIALS SHURU HONGE...SO,THE INTERESTED STUDENTS,SAMEER CHANDER KE PAAS NAAM LIKHWA LIJIYE APNA...

NEW STUDENTS,AAPKE RESPECTIVE HOUSE KE NAAM BHI AAP SAMEER SE JAAN SAKTE HAIN...

GIRLS,AAPKE SPORTS TRIAL NEXT WEEK SE SHURU HONGE THAT MEANS YOU ALL ARE FREE TODAY..

AAP CHAAHEN TOH APNI CLASS ME BAITH SAKTI HAIN OR ELSE,STANDS PAR BAITH BOYS KI CRICKET TRAIL BHI DEKH SAKTI HAIN...


CHARLIE sir joki hamare cricket aur baaki sabhi outdoor games including race, specialist teacher the, unhone saamne aakar kahi ye saari baat jispar jitne bhi naye students is baar aaye the,woh sab toh super interested dikhne hi lage par jo purane regular players hain yahan ke,woh sab bhi turant SAM ki taraf badh chale the..

apna SONU bhi kamaal ka fast bowler tha isiliye woh bhi aage badh chala tha aur bache mai aur NITS.. hamara toh bhai cricket ke C se bhi door door tak naata nahi tha isiliye hum dono class ki taraf badh gaye par tabhi CHARLIE SIR ki nazar padi hum par aur..


CHARLIE SIR-gender change ho gaya hai kya tum dono ka..girls ko class jaane ka option diya hai,tum dono ussi catagory me aate ho kya...???

HAHAHAHA..


jahan sir ki baat sun sabhi has pade wahin...


MAI-sir,girl hona toh respect ki baat hoti hai..i dont mind to change my gender...but for now, hum toh sir aapke hi suggestions par amal kar rahe hain...

CHARLIE SIR-really..aisa kaun sa suggestion hai jo maine diya aur mujhe hi nahi pata..

MAI-nahi,aapne bola nahi sir,par humne samajh liya..aapne interested students ko call out kiya jo hum dono hi nahi hain.

toh hum class jaakar aapka view clear kar rahe hain...

CHARLIE SIR-aisa hai naa SANVEER AHARYA ki aaj cricket team ka selection nahi hona, sirf trails hain jisme aap dono ka hona bohot zaroori hai isiliye aap dono kahin nahi jaa rahe..

NITS-lag gaye loude..ye CHARLIE firse hume fielding karwane ke liye rukwa raha hai..


dheere se kahi ye baat NITS jispar..


MAI-sir,mere pair ki nas chaddhi hui hai..

NITS-aur mere haath ki sir..

CHARLIE SIR-woh toh aaj ki baat hai naa...dimag ki nas toh tum dono ki shuru se hi chaddhi hui hai..

phir bhi school toh aa hi rahe ho naa...

HAHAHAHAHA...


ek baar phir sabhi students hasne lage jispar sabse loud hasi ANJALI ki thi jisse dekh...


MAI-apne sur name ki toh izzat rakh le ANJALI..UDAASI hai tu aur hase jaa rahi hai..kya beetegi tere surname par..

ANJALI-aaj toh hasna banta hai..aakhir tha great SANVEER cricket trials jo dene jaa rahe hain..

KHANAK-really..??is SANVY that good...!!!

ANJALI-good.. sports channel par cartoon network pehli baar dekhegi tu...

iski aur NITS ki fielding agar jonty rhoedes dekh le toh khudko hi faansi chadha le...

HAHAHAHA...


ANJALI ki baat par KHANAK aur RASHI has pade jispar..


MAI-arre waah..shakal muttiah muralitharan jaisi aur baatein jonty rhoedes ki...

HAHAHAHA...


meri baat par RASHI, KHANAK ke saath baaki saare students toh hase hi par charlie aur das sir,woh dono bhi dheere se hi sahi,par has pade aur ye sab dekh bhadak gayi ANJALI maata..

ghusse se ghur meri taraf badhi aur...


ANJALI-SANVY ke bacche.tu toh gaya aaj...


ye bol mujhe maarne aage badhi ANJALI jispar..


MAI-dekhiye sir..aap dono ke saamne,hamare respected teachers ke aage bhi ye mujhe dhamka rahi hai...

ho kya gaya hai SIRIUS ki discipline ko...

CHARLIE SIR-enough..ANJALI, get back...ya toh class me jaao ya stands par baitho...

school ke baad premises ke bahar maar lena isse...

MAI-what...??sir...

CHARLIE-enough of your drama SANVEER...i know tum kya kar rahe ho.. waqt zaaya kar rahe ho tum taaki school timing khatm ho jaaye aur next drill se bach jaao tum.

but don't worry.. PRINCIPAL MA'AM se extra time le liya hai maine....aaj ki practice khatm hote tak koi bhi kahin nahi jaa raha...

aaj practice ka part toh banoge hi tum..tumhari koi tikdam kiam nahi aane waali...

toh shuru karen yaa aaj ghar shaam ko jaana hai...

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED SIR..


man hi man bola maine ye jiske baad...


MAI-raat ko jaayenge sir..after all,pehla trial hai,extra time toh hona hi chahiye...


meri baat par NITS ke saath baaki saare bande bhi ghoorne lage mujhe jispar mai bhi warm up karne ke bahane idhar udhar hone laga aur ye dekh...


CHARLIE SIR-arre waah..chalo koi toh hai jo first drill ke liye excited hai..

students,sabse pehle aap sab 1500 metres ka ek fast jog lenge..

jog ke baad ground me beech assemble hona hai aap sabko...

NITS-1500 metres..sir,abhi toh pure 40 minutes P.T kiya hai..

DAS-beta, woh P.T alag chiz hai aur cricket alag... jogging se head to tow,pura body khul jaayega aap sabka..

NITS-kuch khule naa khule,gaand zaroor khul jaana hai aaj...


khudse hi kahi ye baat NITS ne..wahin saare male students group ke hisaab se line up hone lage..


ANJALI-dekh ke..kahin daudte daudte saansein naa atak jaaye...


mai bhi NITS ke saath sabse piche ki taraf jaakar khada ho gaya ki tabhi ANJALI mere kareeb aayi aur kahi ye baat jispar uski taraf palat...


MAI-jahan hum hote hain,wahan hamari kya,hamare saamne waale ki saans bhi hamare isharon par chalti hai...

isiliye meri nahi, apni saanson ki fikr kar..kahin galti se hamari zadh me aa gayi toh khudka hi wajood udhaar ka ho jaayega...


ANJALI ki aankhon me dekh kahi thi maine ye baat jispar woh bina kuch kahe,turant ghumi aur RASHI aur KHANAK ke saath stands ki taraf badh chali...


PHHHHHHRRRRR..

DAS sir ne baja di whistle jiske baad shuru hua hum sabhi ka woh 1500 metre ka jog..

waqt aur doori kam hoti gayi aur saath saath hum sabki haalath bhi glucose level ke saath niche girti gayi..

abhi 500 metres hi hue the ki aadhe se zyada students toh daudne ki jagah chalne lage the..

mai aur NITS bhi shaamil the is list me jisse dekh CHARLIE SIR ne bajayi sitti aur...


CHARLIE SIR-chalna nahi hai students..1500 metre se pehle jiski running ruki,usse 3000 metres cover karna padega...

NITS-bhaago re bhosdoke logon..ye CHARLIE aaj khade lund ke saath aaya hai..

bina gaand maare chain nahi aayega isko..

abbe maadarchod,hath loude.. hath...bohot maarunga bhosdike.

kutiya hun mai jo piche se chodne chaddha hai..


mai kudkar piche latak gaya tha NITS ke isiliye kahi ye baat usne jispar...


MAI-chal na loude...20 metre utha mujhe...50 metre tak mai dhounga tujhe...

NITS-louda dhoyega tu...chutiya mat samajh gaandu...

MAI-abbe mazak nahi kar raha..pakka..ek dum waala...

NITS-mat dho phir batata hun loudu tujhe...


ye bol kisi tarah haanfte haanfte mujhe dhoye 20 metre tak doudne laga NITS aur jab uska distance khatm hone ko hua toh...


NITS-ab teri baari..beta,bhaagne ka sochiyo bhi mat..kuda kuda ke maarunga..

MAI-dekh,mai thoda tez pick up lunga,tu lapak kar chhadh jaana mere piche...

NITS-ab ye kya naya chutiyapa hai...

MAI-bhai,50 metre doudna hai..thoda tez start lunga tabhi toh distance cover kar paaunga..

NITS-chal theek hai...gira mat diyo bas...

MAI-baap par shak nahi karte bacche..chal aaja ab..


NITS ke 20 metre pure ho chuke the aur isiliye mere uske back se utarte hi behadh khushi khushi apne haath pair jhatakne laga woh..

wahin mai bhi halka speed pakad doudne laga jisse dekh NITS badi tezi se mere piche lapka aur meri back par kudne ko hua lekin tabhi..

NITS ki pant jiska lock button khul gaya tha ya fir ye kahun ki maine khol diya tha,woh slip hokar neeche gir gaya aur ye feel kar liya tha NITS ne jiski wajah se hadh se zyada hadbada gaya woh aur apni pant pakadne ke chakkar me uska pair mere pair ke beech fas gaya aur..


DHAMMMM.....


ek saath gutham guthayi karte hue hum dono hi tezi se neeche gire...

dekhne waalo ke liye ye collision behadh solid tha..jahan mai sidhe ground par ghisadte hue gira tha wahin NITS ka sir pehle meri body se aur phir ek jhatka khaate hue woh meri left par gira tha..

ye sab CHARLIE SIR,DAS SIR aur stands par baithe students ne bhi dekha tha aur isiliye woh sab tezi se hamari taraf badhe...


MAI-chup chaap pada reh gaandu... gardan aur chest masalte hue slow par asal dard ki awaaz nikaliyo...


NITS jo girne ke baad uthne hi waala tha ki tabhi mai dheere se gurraya jisse sun turant wapas neeche dher ho gaya NITS aur apni acting ka ek behadh umda namuna dikhate hue halke halke AAH,AHH karne laga...

aur mera toh halka hi sahi,haath chilla gaya tha jisse zyada intense dikha rahi thi woh ghaans ki parathen jo ragdane ki wajah se mere haath par chipak gayi thi..


CHARLIE-abbe,kaise kaise chutiyape karte rehte ho be tum dono namune...


hamare paas aakar hume closely dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat sir ne..

girte waqt NITS ka gala aur chest tezi se hit hue the meri back par,ye dekha tha unhone..

saath hi saath mera woh slide aur haathon ka garshan bhi nahi chuppa tha sir se..


CHARLIE SIR-hey you come here.. NITENDRA ko medical room le jaao...

SANVEER...you just got some scratches...hand wash kar lo, apply some dettol aur class me jaa kar rest karo....


NITS ke liye ek student ko kaha sir ne jispar woh turant aage aaya aur NITS ko sahara dete hue usse uthakar aage badh gaya...

is beech sabse chhupakar aankh maari mujhe NITS ne jisse mere saath saath SONU, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM jo ab tak hum dono ke liye concerned faces ke saath khade the,dekh liya unhone aur sir shake kar smile karne lage woh sab...


wahin mere liye jo sir ne kaha,usse sun...


MAI-sir,i am good...

CHARLIE-matlab trail doge..

MAI-utna bhi good nahi sir..i mean mai yahin stands me baith jaata hun...

CHARLIE-ok par pehle haath dho lo aur dettol se scratches saaf karne hi padenge..

MAI-sure sir...

CHARLIE-SAMEER,dettol mere medical kit me hi hai...get it and give it to him.cotton mat bhulna..

SAM-right away sir..


SAM lene gaya dettol aur itne waqt me stands ke paas hi lage taps se haath dho liya maine aur jab palta toh SAM dettol aur cotton liye mere saamne khada tha..


SAM-bohot kamina hai be tu.. practice se bachne ke liye kya kya jugath laga leta hai..

saale,sach me lag gayi hoti toh...

MAI-beta,jab risk calculated ho toh nuksaan bhi apni marzi ke jitna hi hota hai...


meri baat sun hasa SAM aur mujhe dettol,cotton pakdakar chal diya..


wahin mai bhi dettol pakad stands par naa jaate hue ground ke side me hi hari ghaans par baith gaya..

april ka mahina tha par hill area hone ki wajah se weather extreme nahi hota tha idhar aur aaj toh mousam kaafi sahi tha..

halki cool breeze chal rahi thi jisme ghaans par baithne ka maza hi kuch aur hota hai...

araam se pair failakar ghaas me kulle tika chuka tha mai par tabhi...


MAI KAR DUN...!!!


dettol cap khola hi tha maine ki tabhi KHANAK joki mere piche khadi thi,uski awaaz padi mere kaano par jispar..


MAI-soch lo..kahin DETTOL COMPANY khudhi ko sue naa kar de...

KHANAK-excuse me...???kya...???

MAI-dettol ke touch se infected part me jalan hoti hai...par jo tumhare haath se lagi toh apni ye khaasiyat kho baithegi ye...

KHANAK-SANVY...i must say,you are quiet a flirt,haan....


muskurate hue mere paas baith kahi ye baat KHANAK ne jiske baad mere haath se dettol aur cotton le liya usne aur mere haath ke us chille hue part par usse apply karne lagi par jab dettol ke touch hone ke baad bhi mai normal hi raha toh blush karne lagi woh..

meri kahi baat yahan sach jo ho rahi thi uske liye....


KHANAK-ek baat puchun...???

MAI-jawab sahi lagne par yahi smile dobara dogi toh jitne chaahe,utne sawal puch lo...

KHANAK-please SANVY...

MAI-arre..puch lo..smile toh mai nikalwa hi lunga...

KHANAK-tumne kabhi koi G.F kyun nahi banayi...???

MAI-ohho...toh koi inquiry kar raha hai mere baare me...


meri is baat par KHANAK apni pehle se badi aankhein aur badi kar dekhne lagi mujhe jispar..


MAI-dil nahi kiya..

KHANAK-kyun...??? relationship se dar lagta hai...

MAI-shayad...

KHANAK-wow...the great SANVY jo akela 5,5 logon se bhidne se nahi ghabrata,woh relationship se darta hai..

MAI-mera sabse gehra rishta mere hi wajood se hai jo mujhe kabhi akela nahi chhodta..

aur isiliye saamne 7 hon ya 17,mai nahi darta...

jo yakin mera khudpar hai, utna kisi aur par hua hi nahi isiliye dil ab tak mera sirf mujhe zinda rakhne ke liye dhadakta hai,kisi aur ke liye nahi...

KHANAK-ab tak...?? matlab aage chances hain jab janab ka dil kisi aur ki dhadkan mehsoos karne liye dhadke...

MAI-apne dil-e-haalath par itne sawal toh maine aaj tak khudse nahi puche jitne in kuch lamho me tum puch chuki ho mujhe..

koi khaas wajah...!!!!


mere is sawal par sir halka neeche kar ghaas ko todte hue phirse blush karne lagi KHANAK jispar..


MAI-same sawal mai puchun toh..do you have a boyfriend ya pehle tha koi...???


naa me sir bhar hilaya KHANAK ne mere sawal par jisse dekh..


MAI-kyun..???

KHANAK-apne dil se sawal naa puchne ki aadat sirf tumhari ho ye zaroori hai kya...???

MAI-kya baat hai...itni saadgi se mere saamne hi mera jawab chura liya aapne...

jisse wakayi chaahogi tum, woh khaas hi hoga..waise,kaisa ladka chahiye tumhe apne liye...???


mere is sawal par nazar turant uthi KHANAK ki, kuch pal apni badi badi aankhon se dekha usne mujhe aur phir...


KHANAK-jo sirf mera ho..mera khayal rakhe..mujhe hasaye..most importantly,meri hifazat kare..


SANVY......WATCH OUT....DHABBB.....


apni baat bol hi rahi thi KHANAK ki tabhi chal rahe trial me use ho rahi duce ball sidhe uske face ki taraf aayi jisse bina dekhe hi catch kar liya tha maine...

KHANAK ne last moment me feel kar liya us ball ko aur isiliye aankhein band kar li thi usne apni par jab kuch seconds baad aakhein khuli uski toh mere haath me joki uske gaalon ke theek saamne tha,usme hold kiye ball ko dekh raahat ki saans li usne...

SAM kar raha tha batting aur ussine shot maarne ke baad jab dekha ki ball sidhe KHANAK aur mere taraf aa rahi hai toh chillaya tha woh par tab tak ball catch kar liya tha maine aur ye dekh kayi khel rahe students aur CHARLIE sir ki aankhein badi ho chuki thi..

same haalath ANJALI ki bhi thi jisne kuch der pehle mujhe fielding ka hi taana diya tha..

khair,ball catch kar usse paas hi khade bande ki taraf feka maine aur wapas KHANAK ki taraf palta jo ek tak mujhe hi dekhe jaa rahi thi...


KHANAK-thanks...

MAI-ab har baar ki tarah muskura mat dena bas...

KHANAK-kyun..???

MAI-ek baar me ek hi tohfa leta hun mai..yaa toh thanks de do,yaa phir smile...

KHANAK-aur agar smile aur thanks ke saath saath maine kuch aur bhi de diya toh...

MAI-kya..???

KHANAK-mera dil...


KHANAK ki baat sun chup reh gaya mai jisse dekh KHANAK apni khankili hasi has padi aur..


KHANAK-relax yaar..mazak kar rahi thi..but finally, maine THE SANVEER AHARYA ko jiske paas har sawal ka koi na koi counter jawab toh hota hi hai,usse chup kara diya...

MAI-jawab diya tha maine,tum sun nahi paayi.

acha hua jo mazak tha,sach hota toh GALATH ho jaata...

KHANAK-really..!!jawab diya tumne...kaise..???tum toh chup hi the...


KHANAK ke sawal par uske kareeb gaya mai aur uski aankhon me jhaank....





manzil mil bhi gayi toh kya agar raahgir ne SUKOON NAHI PAAYA...

chamkile saare patthar the,unme se asal heera CHUN NAHI PAAYA...

DIL ki baat ki tune toh jawab bhi mere DIL ne diya...par afsos...

taiyar nahi tha tera DIL,isiliye SUN NAHI PAAYA....












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J.....

Finally i found a story plot which is diiferent from other.
Keep it up brother.
Waiting for next update.

 

[Rahul]

Aap jaisa koi nai bro aapke har update ke baad agle update ka utna hi besabri se intzaar rahta hai

 

[XP 007]

Mast shaandaar mazedaar update

 

[Big fan~vj4u~]

Mast shaandaar mazedaar update

Finally i found a story plot which is diiferent from other.
Keep it up brother.
Waiting for next update.

Aap jaisa koi nai bro aapke har update ke baad agle update ka utna hi besabri se intzaar rahta hai

thanks brothers..saath bane rahiye

 

[Big fan~vj4u~]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY KHUDKO AUR NITS KO CRICKET TRIALS SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF USKE AUR KHANAK KE BEECH KUCH ROMANTIC CONVERSATIONS HOTI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-10


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-NITS HOUSE





"UMR DHALNE SE PEHLE HI AGAR DHADKANE THAK JAAYEN...!!!!

MOUT BHI KUBOOL HAI HUME JO AAKHRI-DIDAARE-RUKHSAAR TERA HO"....


haathon me gulaab liye,entrance door par apne ek ghutne ke bal baith thik propose karne ki position me saamne dekh kahi thi ye baat maine LAKSHMI aunty se..(NITS MOM)


(LAKSHMI BHATNAGAR:-a beautiful women but more importantly,ek aadarsh patni aur maa...apne SANVY ko bhi NITENDRA se kam pyar nahi karti hain ye aur SANVY,uske liye toh LAKSHMI uski aunty/g.f hain..hamesha flirt karta rehta hai inse jaisa ki abhi kar raha hai)


AHHHHH...

bade pyar se meri taraf badh ek haath se rose accept kiya aunty ne par agle hi pal dusre haath se kaan kheench liya unhone jispar jhuthe dard ki karah nikalta hua khada hua ma...


AUNTY-beta,teri ye noutanki,tera ye charm aaj kaam nahi aayega...

1 mahine baad shakal dikha raha hai tu... tera toh keema banaungi aaj mai...

MAI-hain..!!!khaane par toh mai aaya tha aur aap mera hi khaana banane waali ho...

koi naa...ishq kiya hai aapse...ab aapke hi zulm naa seh paaya toh phir ishq kaisa...????

AUNTY-sudhar jaa re SANVY,sudhar jaa...


meri baat sun haste hue kahi ye baat aunty ne jiske baad mai bhi unhe side se hug karta hua andar enter kar gaya aur phir...


MAI-uncle nahi aaye abhi tak....????8 p.m usual time hai naa unka...

AUNTY-haan,par aaj camp ke order ka aakhri din hai naa... isiliye thoda late ho gaye hain..

abhi aa jaayenge..kyun,tujhe abhi se bhook lag rahi hai kya..???rook,mai snacks lekar aati hun...

MAI-arre bhook wook kuch nahi lagi hai aunty....mai toh isiliye inquiry kar raha tha kyunki kya hai, uncle ke saamne aapse apni mohobbat ka izhar karta toh unhe bura lagta naa..

AUNTY-hahaha....tu toh unke saamne bhi baaz nahi aata...lekin unhe maalum hai...

MAI-aur kya maalum hain unhe...

AUNTY-yahi ki teri daal nahi galne waali... teri aunty bas tere uncle ki hi hai...


mujhe chidhate hue kahi ye baat AUNTY ne jispar..


MAI-aunty, mohobbat jab puri ek tarfa ho jaaye toh uski taakat kayi guna tak badh jaati hai...


DHAKKK...


meri baat par aunty kuch kehti ki tabhi ek sofa pillow aakar meri peeth par pada joki NITS ne pheka tha aur is waqt mujhe ghur raha tha...


AUNTY-dekho..jitna ladna hai lado par agar sofa ya kisi bhi table cloth ko kharab kiya toh pure ghar ki safayi karaungi tum dono se...


aunty jaanti thi ki ab hum dono ladenge aur isiliye ye bol kitchen ki taraf badh gayi woh aur jaise hi aunty hamare view se disappear hui toh...


NITS-bhosdike,meri maa ko line maarta hai...!!!


mujhe ghoorkar dheere par gurrate hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar...


MAI-chi chi chi..meri paak mohobbat ko line maarne jaisi tuche shabd ke saath jodta hai gaandu..

NITS-behenchod...


ye bol kooda mere upar NITS jispar sofe ki dusri taraf uchla mai aur tezi se bhaagte hue NITS ke room me ghus gaya..

NITS bhi bhaaga mere piche aur jab mai bed ke saamne pahuncha toh piche se kuda woh mere upar lekin uski movement bhaamp gaya tha isiliye turant side hath gaya mai jisse mere baaju se hota hua aage bed par gira woh aur isse pehle ki woh palathta,mai kood gaya uske upar..


AHHHHH...

NITS-bhosdoke...hath saale loudu..aahhh..abbe dukh raha hai chutiye...


uske upar kood NITS ke dono haath modte hue piche ki taraf jod se diye the maine jispar dard se chillata hua mujhe gaali dene laga woh par tabhi..


HEY BBHAGWAN..KKITNA BBADAL GGAYA INSSAAN....SSAALE MMUJHE PPEHLE SE HI MMALUM THA KKI TTUM DDONO GGAY HO...


SONU jo abhi abhi room me aaya tha,meri aur NITS ki position dekh kahi thi ye baat usne...


MAI-aaja phir.. threesome karte hain...

SONU-hath bbe loude...

NITS-abbe upar mere hai ye aur hata tu raha hai.. hath na chuth maarike...


NITS ke upar se hata mai par mere aisa karte hi NITS turant palta aur mere upar kood gaya...


NITS-teri chuth ka bhosda maaru saale..ab bata,lega baap se panga...

MAI-utar saale nahi toh patak dunga..

NITS-ghanta patkega tu.betal hun mai,jitna chhitkega ,utna chipkunga mai...HAHAHAHAHA...


NITTUUUU...YE KYA CHUTIYAPA HAI BE...NEECHE UTAR JAAHIL...


daanavon ki tarah haste hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat NITS ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi mere aur SONU ke priya JAGATH uncle prakat hue jinko dekh jahan mai aur SONU smile karne lage wahin humse ulath NITS ka mooh chota ho gaya aur woh turant mere peeth se utar gaya..


JAGATH UNCLE-mand hi reh buddhi se tu bhokwe...bandar hi rehna hai toh kaahe insaano ke school me padhne jaata hai re tu..

dehradun me pedon ki kami toh hai nahi...kudna utarna wahin theek se seekh le tu..

phir de dunga tujhe kisi madari ko,ghar me do paise toh aa jaayenge....


NITS ko uske future carrier par advise dene ke baad mere aur sonu ke sir par haath ferte hue ek baar phir NITS ko ghur uncle room se nikal gaye..


NITS-saala aaj toh confirm ho gaya,naa nikla mai inke lund ke paani se...

godh hi liya hoga mujhe pakka...

HAHAHAHA.....

BAAP ka jo anokha description abhi abhi NITS ne hume diya tha,usse sun peth pakad kar hasne lage the mai aur SONU...

wahin mooh fulaye ek takiye ko zor se jakade baitha NITS hume yun hasta dekh ghurne laga par kuch kaha nahi usne jispar..


MAI-waise baat sahi hai teri...

mai bhi kayi baar sochta hun ki aunty jaisi hoor ka beta tere jaisa langoor kaise ho sakta hai..????

NITS-betichod,teri toh.... phir shuru ho gaya tu...???

aunty-aajao baccho...dinner lag gaya hai...


mere upar chaddhte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne par tabhi aayi aunty ki awaaz jisse sun NITS utarne laga mere upar se aur tabhi..


MAI-dekha...majnu ke khatre me aate hi laila ne awaaz laga di..ab ye ishq nahi toh aur kya hai..??


NITS-bhosadchodike...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan meri baat sun zor se has pada SONU wahin khud ko loose chhod chuka NITS,meri baat sun phir bhadak gaya woh aur mujhe dabane ko hua par mai taiyar tha..

isse pehle ki woh mujhe dobochta,apne ghutne ko modte hue di maine saale ke gaand par ek laath jisse mere upar se hota hua NITS aage nikal gaya aur aisa hote hi mai aur SONU turant room se nikal hall ki taraf bhaag gaye...


AUNTY-arre arre arre...ghode ho gaye ho teeno par bachpana nahi gaya tum teeno ka...

jaao haath dho lo fatafat.....

MAI-as my queen commands...


hum teeno ki udham dekh sir par haath rakh kahi thi ye woh baat aunty ne par meri baat sun jahan woh has padi wahin mere peeth par ek chipka hi diya NITS ne aur..


NITS-saale meri hi maa milti hai tujhe har baar flirt karne ke liye..

MAI-haun..chal papa bol..

NITS-teri toh...


kitchen ke just bahar bhi ek wash basin tha jahan hand wash karte hue apni baat bol bhaag liya tha mai wahin meri aakhri baat sun gaali bakte hue mere piche aane ko hua NITS par saamne se chale aa rahe apne baap ko dekh uska mooh aur pair dono hi tight ho gaye...

ab tak mai dining table par baith chuka tha..mujhe ghurta hua NITS bhi theek mere opposite saamne waali chair par baith gaya..

SONU mere hi baaju me baitha tha aur NITS ko dekh dheere dheere hase jaa raha tha...

uncle joki head of the family the,table ke start matlab ki centre chair me baithe the aur aunty ne serve karna shuru kar diya tha..

is waqt table ke beech green salad jiske uske ird gird zeera rice aur daal makhni ke saath baigan bharta,matar paneer,malayi kofta,karari bheendi aur aalu jeera saja sa hua tha...

kitchen par kadhayi me just complete hua moong ka halwa bhi bana tha jisne dhake hone ke baawjud apni mehek bhar se hum sabke taste buds me paani bhar diya tha..

ye saare ke saare dishes mere favourite the aur aaj mere idhar dinner karne ki khushi me aunty ne bana diye the..

abhi bhi uncle se pehle aunty rice daalne ke baad side me saare dishes ko thoda thoda karte hue meri plate me hi saja rahi thi aur ye dekh...


UNCLE-lagta hai aaj hum sabka khaana bhi SANVY tere khaane ke baad hi shuru hoga...


UNCLE ke mazak par ghur kar dekha aunty ne unhe par is beech bhi karari bhindi ke baad kofte ko meri plate ke side me bin dekhe hi perfectly serve kar chuki thi woh..


MAI-wow... you the are best aunty...aise dishes daily banayengi toh yahi dera daal lena hai maine...

AHHHH...

meri baat sun jhat se kaan pakde aunty ne mere aur..


AUNTY-daily,haan...???aaj ek mahine ke baad shakal dikha raha hai apni aur woh bhi isiliye kyunki VERONICA out of town hai..

usme bhi dinner khud hi banane nikle the nawabzaade..woh toh acha hua ki NITTU ne bata diya mujhe aur bolne nahi,dhamki dene ke baad aaye hain janab...


aakhri baat yaa phir ye kahun ki meri complaint uncle ko dekh kar kahi thi aunty ne jispar..


UNCLE-ye kya sun raha hun bhai...??? humse kuch galti ho gayi hai kya jo idhar aana ab pasand nahi tumhe...!!!

MAI-galti toh hui hai aapse uncle par haal filhal me nahi,balki kayi saal pehle...

UNCLE-hain..!!!kayi saal pehle galti hui hai..!!!kaun si galti aur tumhara us galti se kya saarokaar...???

MAI-bilkul matlab hai uncle..mere paida hone se pehle hi meri mohobbat chinni hai aapne mujhse..

aur ab kehte hain ki aapko apni mohobbat ke saath dekh jalta rahun mai..naa,itna bada parwana nahi hun mai..

HAHAHAHAHA....

pehle aunty ko dekh aur phir haath aage kar naa me hilate hue kahi aakhri baat maine jisse sun jahan ek taraf uncle joki mera aunty ke saath mazak jaante bhi the aur enjoy bhi karte the, SONU ke saath has pade,aunty ne ek baar phir apne sir par haath maar diya wahin NITS pehle ghurta raha mujhe par phir woh bhi muskura diya...


AUNTY-chalo,bohot hua mazak..ab chupchaap khana khaao...

mere baad sabko parosne ke baad khudke liye bhi khaana nikala aunty ne aur uncle ke sabse kareeb ki chair par baith gayi..

meri mom ki tarah uncle aunty ki bhi aadat thi,khaana khaate waqt baat naa karne ki..

mai bhi khaate waqt sirf khaane par hi dhyan deta tha aur SONU bhi..

haan NITS ko is time bhi chapar chapar karna acha lagta tha but apne baapu ke dar se unke saamne chupchaap hi khaata tha woh...

agle 10 se 15 minute hall me bas chammach ke plates se touch hone ki hi awaaz aati rahi..

haan,is beech SONU aur NITS ke mobiles ka message tone ek saath beep zaroor hua tha par khaane ke beech me hone ki wajah se un dono ne hi dhyan nahi diya...


MAI-wow..as always,food was amazing aunty...

AUNTY-thank you..baithe raho,halwa lekar aati hun...

MAI-oh yeah...


apni baat bol aunty toh kitchen ki taraf badh gayi jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh baccho..kya chal raha hai phir school me aaj kal..is saal ke sports trial shuru hue ki nahi...

tumhare school me toh season arrival se hi ye sab shuru ho jaata hai naa...!!!

SONU-jji unncle..aaj hi sse sshuru hua hai...

MAI-waise uncle,apne teenage me aap sports khelte the...??

UNCLE-arre puch mat beta..hockey,football, kabaddi,sab khela hai maine...

cricket ka toh puch hi mat..school me toh mere hockey hi zyada chalti thi par apne mohalle ka best player tha mai cricket me..

aur ek ye hai... sports ka naam sunte hi bhaag khada hota hai...

bas naam hi kharab kar tu mera...


NITS ko ghurte hue kahi aakhri baat uncle ne jispar...


NITS-papa,sirf mai nahi,ye SANVY bhi sports ke naam se door bhaagta hai...

UNCLE-ab beta,kharbuje ko dekh kar hi dusra kharbuja rang badalta hai...teri sangati ka kuch toh bura asar padega hi naa ispar bhi..

HAHAHAHA...


meri burayi kar NITS ko laga tha ki uncle mujhe bhi daatenge par unki baat sun SONU has pada aur NITS ka mooh bigad gaya...

wahin paani ke glass ko haath me lete hue apni baat aage badhayi uncle ne...


UNCLE-waise kaun se sports ka trail shuru hua aaj..???

MAI-wahi uncle..

"lumb dund,gol pind,chatayi me dhakadhak pratiyogita"..

PHOOOO...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

paani pee hi rahe the uncle ki meri baat sun woh paani sidhe NITS ke chehre par udel diya unhone aur ye dekh SONU apne pet pakde hasne laga..

NITS-PAPA...yuk...

mouth shower se bheega NITS ghusse se uncle ko ek baar dekh bathroom ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin paani mooh se toh nikla hi uncle ke par shayad kuch gale me fas bhi gaya tha aur isiliye halka khaanskar us paani ko nigalte hue aankhein badi kar dekhne lage mujhe woh jispar...


MAI-cricket uncle,cricket...lumb dand, matlab bat,gol pind,as in ball, chatayi hota hai mat aur dhakadhak pratiyogita yaani match..

UNCLE-beta,kaan sidhe pakadne ki jagah yun ghumakar pakadne ka kaaran...!!!

MAI-ab aap champ thehre uncle..socha bouncer maarun..

UNCLE-dhanya ho beta tum...

SONU-shit...


mere aage haath jodte hue naatakiya tarike se kahi ye baat uncle ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi apni jagah par ek jhatke se khade hote hue kahi ye baat SONU ne jisse dekh..


UNCLE-kya hua SONU beta..???kiska message hai jo pareshan dikhne laga tu...

SONU-uncle,hamare ek friend ka accident ho gaya hai...

UNCLE-oh..kaun sa dost..aur abhi kahan hai woh...???

SONU-SATISH naam hai uska uncle.aap nahi jaante usse..abhi hospital me hai woh...

UNCLE-toh chalo..mai chhod deta hun tum teeno ko..

MAI-nahi uncle.. hum chale jaayenge...haan,ek help chahiye hogi aapki..

UNCLE-kuch bhi beta...

MAI-aapko khudse help karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..help hote hi thanks bolta hun aapko..

UNCLE-hain...!!!help hote hi thanks bolta hun..!!!ab iska kya matlab hua...???


apni tedhi baat se uncle ko confused chhod unhe smile dete hue SONU ko apne saath aane ka ishara kiya maine aur washroom ki taraf badh gaya..

NITS bhi hand wash kar hamari taraf hi aa raha tha jisse wapas ghuma diya maine aur isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..


MAI-panga hua hai..???


SONU se puchi ye baat maine..woh bhi jaanta tha ki uske SATISH ka naam lete hi mai samajh gaya tha ki baat kuch aur hai isiliye woh bhi surprise nahi hua..

par NITS ko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya tha par mera serious thobda dekh woh bhi kuch bola nahi...

khair,mere sawal ko sun SONU ne kuch kaha nahi, bas apna phone meri taraf kar diya...


"ARZ KIYA HAI DOSTON"...

IRSHAD,IRSHAD....


"badan se badan takraye toh tu bhi MACHALTI HOGI"...

ek baar hume bhi practical karwa de,jaisa apne bande ke upar baith UCCHALTI HOGI"....

waah waah,waah waah..


ye ek whatsapp video message tha jo SAM ne SONU aur NITS ko bheja tha jisse dekh mujhe aur NITS ko saara maajra samajh me aa gaya...


NITS-behenchod..ye SAMRAT waale lounde hain naa...!!!

aur ye kariya jo woh behuda shayri bol raha hai,ye toh NAMITH KASHYAP hai...woh DUSHYANT,jisse pela tha tune,uska best friend...

MAI-hmm...video SAM ke paas se aaya hai matlab usse ANJALI ne bheja hai...NAISHA bhi saath hogi uske..

that means,ye behuda comment un dono ko hi dekh kar bol raha hai woh...

NITS-inki maa ka chodu...aaj toh saalon ka pura hisaab kar hi dete hain..

MAI-rook be...woh NAMITH bhi yahi chahta hai...

NITS-matlab???

MAI-video phir se chala...


SONU ne woh video phir se chalaya jispar..


MAI-dhyan se dekh... ANJALI ne chhupkar nahi, normally ye video capture kiya hai aur ye NAMITH, ANJALI ke saath saath mobile ko dekhte hue woh saari baatein kar raha hai..

SONU-iskka mmatlab woh cchahta hai ki ANJJALI wwoh vvideo bbanaye aur ssend kkare..

MAI-yup..SAM ko call kar...bol hero naa bane...SAMRAT ke bohot bande honge wahan...

NITS-bohot..abbe 4 hi toh dikh rahe hain...

MAI-chutiya hi rahiyo tu...zyada laundo ko dekh pehle haath nahi chhodega SAM...

aur yahi plan hai un sabka..BAMBOOZA me baithe hain ye sab...CLOCK TOWER area ke paas ka food square hai ye..

but sabse important baat,ye jagah issi NAMITH ke baap ki hai..

C.C.T.V'S se lais...haath agar SAM ya hamare bando me se kisi ne pehle uthaya toh baaki chhupe bando se toh maar khaayenge hi par maar peet shuru karne ke liye official charge bhi lagega...


mere NITS ko situation ka saari ganit samjhaate tak SONU ne SAM ko call laga maar peet naa karne ke liye bata diya tha aur aisa karne ki timing ekdum sahi baithi thi..

kyunki SAM aur uske saath EKPREET aur RAJAT is waqt BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...


MAI-thanks for the help uncle...


haath dhokar bahar jaane ke liye nikal chuka tha mai aur hall par baithe uncle ko dekh smile dete hue kahi ye baat maine aur main door se bahar nikal gaya..

SONU aur NITS bhi saath the mere....


UNCLE-phir thanks...arre ab toh bata,kis baat ke liye thanks....

aunty ke saath jinke haath me ab bhi mera favourite moong ka halwa tha aur jiska lutf mai ab utha nahi sakta tha, hamare piche aate hue pucha tha unhone ye sawal par aage bol nahi paaye woh..


REASON..


mere thanks ka reason practically dekh jo rahe the woh..

is waqt mai,NITS aur SONU uncle ki HONDA CITY me baithe the..

chaabi maine pehle hi nikal li thi jo ab car ki ignition ko start bhi kar chuki thi aur ye dekh aankhein badi karte hue..


UNCLE-oye,gaadi aati bhi hai chalani ya apne friend se seekh ek aur accident karani hai tujhe...


aage bhi kehte uncle par keh nahi paaye kyunki bade araam se pehle car ko halke right ki taraf back kar tezi se stearing ghumakar maine car ko sahi disha dete hue aage di thi..

NITS ke ghar ke main gate ka complete diameter gap kareeb 8 feet ka tha jisme uncle bade araam se car ko enter aur exit karwaate the par maine ek achi speed ke saath gate cross kiya aur car road par utaar di thi jisse dekh ek thandi saans chhodi uncle ne aur...


UNCLE-ye ladka ek din apne baap ka bhi baap banega...

AUNTY-kya matlab...???kya SANEEL bhai sahab bhi aise hi the...!!!

UNCLE-woh kya the,ye toh mai bhi kabhi samajh nahi paaya tha..

bhabhi ki tarah kisi tarah ke banker the woh par meri bigdi kismat ek phone se hi chamka di thi unhone..

kahan apna mill band kar kisi aur jagah jaane ka sochne laga tha mai aur unke ek baar kehne bhar se yahan ke saare camps ka life time tender mil gaya mujhe...

AUNTY-par in sabme SANVY ko kaise joda aapne...???

UNCLE-yaad hai pehle har sunday piche waale maidan me football khelta tha mai..

AUNTY-haan...

UNCLE-ek din hamare khelne ke douran SANEEL JI wahan se guzre the toh maine unhe hamare saath khelne ka pucha tha jispar kaha tha unhone ki "football hamare bas ki baat nahi"...

phir ek din pisaan (atta)delivery ke liye camp gaya tha mai aur tab wahan ke afsaron ke saath SANEEL JI ko football khelte dekha tha maine...

jiske bas ki football nahi thi,us din maine usse 5,5 logon ko akele hi nachate dekha tha..

wahan moujud kuch aur afsaron se pata chala tha mujhe ki woh paanch log jinhe SANEEL JI baccho ki taraf jhaka rahe the, unme se teen ne state aur 2 ne division level tak khela hua tha football..

unke pair se ho rahe chamatkar ko dekh lag gaya tha mujhe ki samandar hai SANEEL AHARYA jiski gehrayi ka sirf andaza hi lagaya jaa sakta hai par usse naapa nahi jaa sakta..

aur ab wahi ehsaas mujhe SANVY ko bhi dekhkar aati hai...iski aankhein, unme dikhta beshumar confidence kuch aisa hai jisse agar koi pratidwandi dekh aur samajh le toh maidan me utarne se pehle hi bhaag khada ho..




BACK TO SANVEER:-




BHOSDIKE,GAANDU,LOUDE KE BAAL...SAALE, MOUT KE KUEN ME CHALA RAHA THA KYA BHOSDIKE CAR...


theek BAMBOOZA ki parking ke saamne car roki maine jiske baad abtak meri driving se dar aankh band kiye baithe NITS ne kholi apni aankhein aur seedhe bakne laga mujhe jispar bina uski taraf dhyan diye car se utar gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhoshdike,agar gaadi thuk jaati toh mera baap tujhe toh kuch bolta nahi,mujhe zaroor thok deta..

MAI-thuk jaati toh naa.thuki kya...!!!???

NITS-haan,ehsaan kar diya bhosdoke tune..saale,agar dobara MICHAEL SCHUMACHER bana na tu toh bata dunga aunty ko ki unki bank ki car tu hi raat ko bhaskakar sikhne jaata tha...

MAI-ye bhi bata dena ki keys churane unke room tu hi ghusta tha...

SONU-abbe,yye ttoh kkitne llog hhain..


meri baat par NITS react karta ki tabhi SONU ki kahi baat sun uski nazar padi saamne..

is waqt hum teeno BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...

glass covering se bana tha BAMBOOZA ka wall isiliye andar ka scenes hume saaf dikh rahe the..

is waqt left corner seats par baithe the ANJALI, NAISHA, RASHI jinke paas hi khade the SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT..

jabki right ka pura area covered tha SAMRAT ke loundo se..

koi aur customer nahi tha wahan..

un sabhi SAMRAT waasiyon ke beech me baitha tha woh kariya NAMITH jo lagatar kuch na kuch bol raha tha joki i am sure ki waisi hi nonveg below the belt shayriyan aur slangs thi jiska ek sample mai SONU ke phone par dekh chuka tha....


(NAMITH-height lagbhagh mere hi jitni par rang gehra saawla...BAMBOOZA jaisi behatarin food square ka owner hai matlab paise waali party par chehre ki taraf dil se bhi kaala..iske baare me kaha jaata hai ki ye mooh chod bohot bada hai...sabko chholte rehne aur khud ko superior dikhane me bada maza aata hai isse)


anyways, NAMITH ki ghatiya comments ke baad bhi naa toh SAM kuch react kar raha tha aur naahi EKPREET, RAJAT...

ab ye ek sahi cheez thi kyunki un teeno ko bhadkana aur ladhayi shuru karwana hi toh us NAMITH aur uske doston ka maksad tha...

par un teeno ke shaant rehne ke kaaran hi ab SAMRAT ke woh chuppe bande bhi saamne aakar un teeno ka mazak udaa rahe the...

in sabke beech ANJALI,RASHI aur NAISHA bhi shaant hi baithe the but mujhe pata tha ki jis tarah ki baatein NAMITH kar raha tha,usse kitne uncomfortable feel kar rahe honge woh teeno...

par phir bhi woh wahin the..

REASON...

SIRIUS....

school ke andar ho ya bahar..mudda sahi ho ya GALATH...

SIRIUS waale haar maanana nahi jaante the..

competition me un sabke liye SAM akela kaafi tha aur yahan jo situation thi,uske liye mai un sabke liye zaroorat se zyada taklif deh tha..

aur mai aa raha hun,ye jaante the girls isiliye badi himmat aur sabr se baithe the woh teeno us gandagi ke beech..


NITS-dekh kya raha hai be..chal,chalkar maa chodte hai sabki...

MAI-maar peet yahan nahi kar sakte apan.. reason pehle hi bata chuka hun mai..

par agar kar bhi sakte, toh bhi filhal haath pair naa chalata mai...

SONU-kkyun...ahhiinsa kka vvrat llaga hai ttera abhi...


MAI-talwar ki nok ke aage bandookh ki nali nahi rakhi jaati...

jab ladhayi zubani shuru ki gayi ho toh palatwar bhi zubaani ki jaati hai beta...

shabdon se khelne ka bohot shouk hai lounde ko..

aur har shouk ko shock me badalna SANVY ko ache se aata hai..

rahi baat iski kutayi ki,toh woh bhi hoga aur woh bhi issike bune jaal me isse fasaane ke baad...


ye bol mai,NITS aur SONU BAMBOOZA ke us kaanch ki pardarshi gate ko kholte hue andar ghus gaye aur tabhi...

ek saath do reaction hue..

jahan ek taraf mere dost aur teeno girls hume dekh khush hote hue smile karne lage wahin dusri taraf BAMBOOZA ke teen chowthayi bhaag ko ghere baithe aur bhadde mazak karte SAMRAT ke bando ka khema jo kareeb 25 ke aas paas tha,woh khamosh sa ho gaya..

un sabke mujhe ghurte chehre khud hi ye gawahi de rahe the ki waakif the woh sab mujhse..

par un sab ghurti nazaron ke beech do 4 nazarein, 2 chehre aise bhi the jinme mujhko dekh ghusse se zyada dar tha...

ye dono un sab loundo me se the jinki kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath pelayi thi maine..

maathe par patti aur haath me plasters chhadhe hone ka baawjud unka yahan hona is baat ka saboot tha ki maar phir bhi kam hi padi thi in dono ko aur gaand me chul kuch zyada hi thi isiliye sabak ab bhi naa sikha tha inhone..

khair,enter karte hi apne group ke paas pahunch gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NAMITH-toh tu hai SANVEER..saala,mai toh socha tha ki koi maacho,hatta katta banda hoga tu lekin sukhe hue chhuware se zyada toh nahi lagti teri body...

MAI-aag ki ek halki lou bhi jalan puri paida karti hai... yakin na ho toh haath laga ke dekh...

ye sukha hua chhuawara tere sharir ke maans ko unke andar chuppi haddiyon ke saath milakar dikha dega...

NAMITH-yahi toh baat hai..!!!!maarna hota toh ab tak tere in teen doston ki har haddi ko tod chuke hote hum...

aur is waqt mujhe kori dhamki dene ki jagah in teeno ko hospital le jaane ke jugaad me laga hota tu...

MAI-maksad tera yahi tha beta jo pura sirf isiliye nahi hua kyunki teri jaahiliyat se bhari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi reaction kuch naa mila tujhe...

aur bina inke pehle waar kiye yahan khudse toh nahi naa maar sakte tum inhe..

ek aur baat me thoda GALATH hai tu...ho sakta hai ki agar ye teen saamne se bhidte toh tum sab milkar inki hospital pahunchane waali haalath kar dete..

par agar aisa hota toh agle 24 ghanton me tum sab bhi ussi hospital me in teeno ko company de rahe hote..

yakin naa ho toh apne dost DUSHYANT se puch lena..waise gawah yahan bhi hain....

kyun be, jhuth toh nahi bol raha mai..???


unhi dono loundo se jinhe kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath kuta tha maine,dekh kar bola mai jispar woh dono hi idhar udhar dekhne lage..

wahin DUSHYANT ka naam sun kuch pal ghura mujhe NAMITH ne par phir..


NAMITH-us baat ko naa DUSHYANT bhula hai,naa mai aur naahi SAMRAT...

waise bataya mujhe DUSHYANT ne ki usse maarne ke baad koi shayri,koi dialogue bola tha tu..

hume bhi toh suna kuch..

MAI-kahin bahar mil..uske jaisi teri bhi haalath kar deta hun aur phir jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

SAMRAT-see now that's the thing i am talking about...tum SIRIUS waalon ke paas har problem ka bas ek hi solution hota hai..

maar peet...

baat mai shabdon ki kar raha hun, samajh tujhe haath pair chalane ki aa rahi hai...

beta,zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..

par shayad SIRIUS waalon ke paas baaki sab toh hai bas dimag nahi..

isiliye hi toh itni der se tere in SIRIUS ke superstars ke saamne unki girls ki izzat utaar raha hun mai par bebas goongo ki tarah ghurne ke alawa kuch bol hi nahi paaye ye...

MAI-EKPREET SINGH BAL... INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SWIMMING CHAMP...

RAJAT AGRAWAL-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL LONG TRACKS,POOL AND T.T CHAMP..

& SAM-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL CHAMPION..

jis bhi sports, acadamics me participate kiya hai isne,jeet SIRIUS ki hi hui hai...

aisa koi bhi qualification, achievement gina de tere SAMRAT waale kisi bhi ek bande ka toh sir jhuka lega SANVEER AHARYA tere aage...

beta, kisi bhi department ke koi bhi competition me jisse SIRIUS jeetathi hai,SAMRAT ka us list ke runner-ups me bhi naam nahi hota aur tu hume,SIRIUS waalon ko judge kar raha hai...

NAMITH-isiliye mere aage mooh band....

MAI-band isiliye tha inka mooh kyunki tu jo kar raha tha,woh inka criteria nahi hai...

SIRIUS ko illegal aur avaidhya tarike se push karne waale se nipatne ki zimmedari SANVEER AHARYA ki hai...

kuch din pehle yahi kaam tere dost DUSHYANT ne kiya tha aur us kachre ko saaf kar usse uski sahi jagah maine hi dikhayi thi..

aaj teri baari...

NAMITH-kaise,mujhe maarke..dude,maine bola naa ki..

MAI-zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..yaad hai mujhe..

NAMITH-aur tujhe lagta hai ki you can beat me in words...???

BETA,NAMITH IS THE DEBATE CHAMPION OF SAMRAT... OFFICIALLY AUR NON OFFICIALLY,NAMITH KING HAI SHABDON KE SAATH KHELNE ME...


NAMITH ke ek friend ne aage aakar kahi ye baat jispar NAMITH smile karne hi waala tha ki tabhi..


HAHAHAHAHA..

SONU aur NITS ke saath itne der se khamosh khade hue SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT zor se has pade..

ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ke faces par bhi smile thi jispar un sabko halki hairani se dekhne laga NAMITH...


NITS-kya bola tu...KING OF WORDS... CHAMPION OF DEBATE...

tutututu..waise galti bhi naa hai teri...kuwen ke mendhak ko toh yahi lagta hai kuwen se gehra kuch nahi...

but let me tell you something...

beta, SANVY ke saamne khada hai tu..bina haath lagaye, sirf bolkar teri pichwade me fase mendhak ko samandar ki gehrayi napwa dega ye..

KING se kata hua LING banaane me waqt nahi lagata ye...

EKPREET-oh beta ji,laaya bhai,laaya...


jahan NITS ki baat sun taali maarte hue kahi ye baat EKPREET ne wahin ek baar un sabko aur phir mujhe ghurne ke baad...


NAMITH-dekhte hain..kaun kisko gehrayi napwata hai..

toh pesh hai aap teeno ki taarif me ek desi aur jungli RAP...


ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jiske baad..


NAMITH-give me the beat guyz...

FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK...


NAMITH-


chehre par teri LAALI THI..
tu piya se chudne WAALI THI...

koi aur aaya CHOD GAYA..
lehenge pe lauda POCH GAYA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


tum humse chudo ya GHODE SE..
ya guptaji ke LOUDE SE..

tumhe chudna hoga RAAT ME..
phir roti rehna BAAD ME....


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


yahan dhol nagaade BIN BIN...
yahan ek ke upar TEEN TEEN...

tujhe patak ke chodu MASTI ME..
mujhe mili randiyan SASTI ME....


kaisa laga...???

awesome man,just awesone...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


apne us achopan ki hadh ko chhune waali baaton ko jisse NAMITH rap keh raha tha,kehne ke baad ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh pucha ye sawal NAMITH ne jispar jahan ek taraf uske dost uski taarif karte hue hume dekh hasne lage wahin girls aur unke saath hamare saare boys ke bhi jabde sakhti se bheenche hue the..

NAMITH-your turn man..show me what you got...???


dono baahein failate hue kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jispar mai palath girls ko dekhne laga jispar...


NAISHA-hume kya dekh raha hai...teri shudh vaani sunane ke liye hi ab tak in do tuke ke defaulters ke beech baithe hue the hum...

RASHI-bohot suna hai maine ki SANVY sirf apni zubaan se saamne waale ki kaan se khoon nikal deta hai...

dekhna hai aaj mujhe...

ANJALI-aur is baar beat hum denge...girls...!!!

DONO-oh yeah..


teeno ki baat sun halki smile karte hue wapas saamne NAMITH ko dekha maine aur...


MAI-ok then..give me the beat girls...


TEENO-


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK



teri gaand jo itni KAALI HAI...
CHUTTAD ke naam pe GAALI HAI...

kabhi nunu thi,aaj LOUDA HAI...
phir bhi tu gandu THODA HAI...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


jahan paani tha us GOTTE SE..
tu nikla hai loude MOTE SE...

tu paidaish ek RAAND KA..
par chut nahi re GAAND KA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


kutte ki nikli TATTI TU....
suwar ke lund ki HADDI TU....

tere ghar me pada tha CHAAPA HAI..
100 se zyada tere PAPA HAIN....


kaisa laga..???

prabhu,prabhu,prabhu....nailed it bro..u just nailed it...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...


jahan apne haath jode mere paas aakar jhukne lage the mere sabhi dost wahin girls zoron se has padi thi...


NAMITH- CCTV band karo re...

behadh tez awaaz me chillaya NAMITH jiske baad laptop par baitha banda turant harkat me aaya...


wahin NAMITH ki baat sun ek behadh halki smile naach uthi thi mere face par jisse woh mere saamne khade hone ke baad bhi dekh nahi paaya....

DONE...

jaise hi laptop waale bande ne ye shabd bola...


MADAR.......


lagatar mujhe khunnas se ghurte NAMITH ne gaali se shuruat karte hue mere mooh par punch maarne ki koshish ki par naa toh uski gaali puri ho paayi aur naahi uska punch apna kaam kar paaya...

KRR...AHHHHHH

tezi se halka right ki taraf ghuma mai aur agle hi pal NAMITH ka haath uske elbow se hold hokar meri grip me tha aur aisa hote hi apne dusre hatheli se uske haath ke jod par pressure banate hue ek jhatka sa diya maine jiske baad halki awaaz ubhri NAMITH ke kandhe se jiske baad ek gaand faad cheekh uske mooh se nikal gayi..

shoulder dislocate kar diya tha maine uska par uske baad bhi uske ussi har pal soojte haath ke sahare NAMITH ko apni taraf ghumaya maine aur back to back 4 punches maare maine uske mooh par..

naak,gaal aur honth ke neeche aur side se khoon ki ek moti dhaar si nikal padi uske.

wahin ye sab itni tezi se hua tha ki NAMITH ke doston ko kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya tha..

upar se NAMITH ke mooh se nikli zordar cheekh aur phir khoon se sane chehre ko dekh gaand fath gayi thi un sabki par quantity zyada thi unki..

issi criteria se khudko benifit of doubt dete hue meri taraf tezi se badhne ko hue woh sab par tabhi....


DHAKKKHHH...

entrance door khol andar bhadbhadkar daakhil hue SIRIUS ARMY...

kareeb 40 students the woh sab jinhe car me baiththe waqt hi SONU ne yahan bulwa liya tha.

par jab SAMRAT ka koi banda humpar saamne se waar nahi karta,tab tak unhe chuppe rehne ke liye kaha tha maine aur NAMITH ke mujhpar waar karte hi woh bandish toot chuki thi..

sabhi ke haath me hockey,road stick,chains aur koi na koi pelna ka zariya tha jisse dekh naa sirf SAMRAT waale bando ke aage badhte kadam apni jagah rook gaye balki ab un sabke faces par dar dikhne laga tha...


MAI-pent,chaddi,dono kholo apni apni aur nange ho jaao loudo...


meri baat sun chupchaap hi khade rahe woh sab jispar mere pass hi SIRIUS ke ek bande se maine turant chinni uski hockey stick aur...


DHADHHH...DHADHHH...DHADHHH...

NAMITH-ahhhh...bhai,bhai,bhai...maaf kar de...maaf kar de bhai..aahhhhh...maa kasam, phir kabhi nahi karunga..ahhhh..bhai..

please bhai....aahhhhh....

MAI-maine bola maadarchod nahi karne..

DHADDHHHH..

kar na tu.. DHADHHHH..jitna man kare kar...


tezi se chali meri hockey stick NAMITH ke sharir par jispar maafi ki guhaar lagane laga woh par mai saale ko maarta hi raha..

par kuch der baad jab apni hockey stick ko rok saamne dekha maine toh aadhe se zyada SAMRAT waasi apni pent khol chuke the...

kuch ne chaddi bhi khol di thi par mere unki taraf dekhte hi baaki bache sab bhi jaldi se khudko unchain karne lage..

ek minute ke andar BAMBOOZA me moujud sabhi SAMRAT ke lounde neeche se nange the..

wahin NAMITH neeche zamin par pada karaah raha tha par jab meri nazar uspar padi toh apne bache ek sahi salamat haath se woh bhi apni pent utarne laga...

is beech itne saare nange ladko ko dekh ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI toh pehle hi yahan se haste hue nikal chuke the..

ANJALI ne toh nahi par yahan se jaate waqt baaki dono ne aankhon hi aankhon me thanks kaha tha mujhe...

RAJAT, EKPREET,SAM,SONU aur NITS toh ardh nange SAMRAT ke bando ko dekh pet pakadkar has rahe the...

ab tak kisi tarah NAMITH ne bhi apni pant aur underwear utaar di thi jiske baad...


MAI-NITS,bana be video sabki..

NITS-bana li bhai....is saale NAMITH kariya ki toh lulli itni kaali hai ki VIDEO me invisible dikh raha hai...


pehle meri aur phir NITS ki baat sun saare SAMRAT waalon ke mooh khul gaye the..

kuch bolne ko hue woh sab par meri haathon me ghumti hockey stick ko dekh chup reh gaye.

AHHHHH...

NAMITH ke baal pakad unhe kheenchte hue uthaya maine usse jispar dard se chattpatatha hua kisi tarah khada ho gaya woh.

par jitni maar maine usse maari thi, uske upar uska dislocated shoulder...

accesive pain ho raha tha NAMITH ko jo ab uske bardasht se bahar hone laga tha...

isiliye dheere dheere behoshi ki taraf jaane laga tha woh jisse dekh maine smile kiya aur...


MAI-yaad hai,kya kaha tha maine....

tere us dost DUSHYANT ki tarah jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

toh sun ab...


jitne bhi bhide hain humse,sabke sab MARE HAIN...

SIRIUS waale hain hum,naa kisi ke aage jhuke hain aur naa kisise DARE HAIN...

humare saamne aane se pehle kadh toh naapa hota apna...

jeetna chhod,hamari race me hissa lena bhi teri aukaad se PARE HAI...











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