एक लड़की ने अपने पेट के नीचे चिड़िया का टैटू बनवाया।
लड़की ने अपने बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ सेक्स करने के बाद
पूछा :-“तुमने चिड़िया देखी क्या?
लड़का :- नहीं, मेरा सारा ध्यान तो घोंसले पे था।![]()
एक लड़की ने अपने पेट के नीचे चिड़िया का टैटू बनवाया।
लड़की ने अपने बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ सेक्स करने के बाद
पूछा :-“तुमने चिड़िया देखी क्या?
लड़का :- नहीं, मेरा सारा ध्यान तो घोंसले पे था।![]()
UPDATE - 52
Kitne dino baad aaj gori ko sakoon ki neend aayi thi apne laadle bhai ki baaho me jaha ravi bhi use khud se chipkaye hue abhi bhi soya hua tha agar koi inhe aise dekh leta to bhai behan to bilkul nahi samjh ne wala tha
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bahar se aati awaazo se gori ki neend khul chuki thi per ravi ke jism ki khusboo use uth ne nahi de rahi thi vo to 2 saal piche chali gayi thi jab vo ravi ke sath aise lipat kar soti thi vo aaj bahut khush thi us ehsaas ko dobara pa kar per uski tez hui garam saanso ne ravi ko utha diya tha jo gori ko baaho me liye dheere se bola
Ravi- aap ki adat gayi nahi na abhi bhi uth ne ke baad bhi mujhse chipke rehne ki
ravi ki baat sunkar gori ke hotho per muskurahat aa gayi or vo haste hue ravi se boli
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Gori- tu bhi to nahi badla na jaag to tu bhi gya tha phir kyu nahi uthaya tune mujhe
Ravi- vo to maine kabhi kiya hi nahi aap bhi ye jaanti ho tabhi to aap bhi nahi uthati thi mujhe or hum na jaane kitni der yuhi chup chaap lete rehte the anjaan ban kar
Gori- yahi to miss kiya hai maine en 2 saalo me per ab or nahi dur reh sakti mein tujhse or tu bhi mujhe khud se dur mat karna ( ravi ko baaho me bharte hue boli)
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Ravi- aisa kabhi nahi hoga didi per ek baat puchu aap se
Gori- ab tujhe bhi mujhse puchna padega kuch keh ne liye chal puch jo bhi puch na hai
Ravi- jab se aap aayi ho mujhe tab se lag raha hai ki apki ankhe kuch kehna chahti hai per kya vo samjh nahi paa raha
Gori- sab bataungi per abhi nahi abhi mujhe tere sath aise hi laite rehna hai bahut dino baad to sakoon mila hai mujhe or mein use khona nahi chahti
plz ( ravi ko or jor se baaho me bharte hue boli)
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apni pyari didi baat bhala ravi kaise taal sakta tha esliye gori ko baaho me bhar kar ek bar phir se ankhe band kar ke lait gya per sath jald hi chhut gya bahar darwaze per knock ho ne se to ravi gori ko alag karke fresh ho ne ka bol kar sidha rani ke room me ghus gya apne bechain ho chuke dil ko shant kar ne liye rani kuch kaam kar rahi thi jise piche se apni baaho me bhar kar ravi uske muskurate chahre ko dekhte hue bola
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Ravi- good morning meri jungli billi kya kar rahi thi
Rani- apne pati ka intzaar kar rahi thi or dekho aap aa gaye waise itni der se uthe kyu uthe aaj
Ravi- vo gori didi uth ne nahi de rahi thi
Gori- ye to unki purani adat hai pehle bhi vo aise hi karti thi or apko yaad hai apni shaadi ke waqt bhi vo sabse jayda apke gale lag kar royi thi bahut pyar karti thi vo tumhe
Ravi- hmm yaad hai rani or unki ankhe aaj bhi waisi hi dikhti hai mujhe jaisi vidayi ke waqt thi jaise kitne raaz chupe ho us me jinhe mein pehle bhi nahi samjh paaya tha or na aaj hi samajh paa raha hu
Rani- apko yakeen nahi hoga per ek ladki hone ke naate mein ye yakeen se keh sakti hu ki vo aap ko bahut pyar karti hai per shayad kabhi keh ne ki himmat nahi juta paayi or vo hi laachari unki ankho me nazar aati hai or aap na mujhe naam se hi pukara karo bahut acha lagta hai mujhe
Ravi- tum keh rahi ho to sach hi hoga per mein tumhara pati hu phir bhi tum itne saral bhaav se mujhe ye sab kaise bta rahi ho
Rani- kyuki hakikat apko bhi pta hai ki pati patni ho kar bhi hum sabke samne ye kabool nahi kar sakte vo alag hai ki mujh per sirf apka hi haq rahega shaadi to waise bhi naam ki hi hai kyu mere bhole balam( pyar se ravi ke gaal ko hath me lete hue boli)
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Ravi-agar tum chaho to mein sab ko chhod kar bhaag bhi sakta hu phir chahe
jo bhi ho
Rani- nahi jaan ek rishte ke liye mein sabko dard nahi de sakti or waise bhi mujhe to aap mil hi gaye ho or phir kabhi mein yaha to kabhi aap mere paas or ab apka admission me bhi sehar me ho raha hai to tension kaisi
Ravi- ye to sach hai per mein gori didi ki ankho me dikh rahi baato se pareshaan hu or agar unhe mujhse pyar tha to bua se keh ke mujhse shaadi kar sakti thi
Rani- kar sakti thi per aap chote the mere pati dev waise sach me jodi jachti bahut hai aap dono ki kasam se
Ravi- tum aisa kaise kar leti ho rani meri to halat kharab ho gayi thi jab tum rajesh ke sath kamre me gayi thi baat karne ke liye or ek tum ho ki mujhe kabhi tokti tak nahi
Rani- kyuki mein aaj me jeeti hu kal kya hoga kise pta or phir mujhe mere hisse ka pyaar bina kahe mil jaata hai mujhe or kya chahiye or waise bhi apki khushi me hi meri khushi hai
Ravi- you r owsome meri jaan per mein gori didi se kya kahunga agar unhone aisa kuch kaha jaisa tumhe lagta hai
Rani- aap unhe shak bhi nahi hone doge ki aap ko kuch pta hai kyuki mujhe pyar aap ke sath vo sab kar ne ke baad hua per vo bechari to na jaane kab se apko chahti aa rahi hai bina kisi lobh lalach ke or ek vaada karoge mujhse
Ravi- tum kaho to sahi jo tum kahogi me wahi karunga
Ravi ki baat sunkar rani uska hath apne hatho me lekar uski ankho me dekhte hue kehti
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Rani- gori didi bahut saaf dil ki ladki hai plz unke sath koi bhi jaldbaazi mat kar na agar baat aage badhe to kyuki vo tumhe sache dil se mohabbat karti hai jo shayad sabko naseeb nahi hoti
Ravi- mein bahut lucky hu ki tum meri biwi ko or mein aisa kuch nahi karunga jis se unhe dukh ho or tumhe bhi bura lage per tumhare sath mein kabhi bhi kuch bhi kar sakta hu na ( kehte hi apne hoth rani ke hotho se jod diye jis me rani ne use baaho me bhar kar pura sahyog kiya)
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dono miya biwi ek dusre ke hotho ka raspaan karte hue apne jajbaat zahir kar rahe the jis me aage badhte hue ravi rani ki gardan ko chumta hua use uttejit kar raha tha purn milan ke liye jis me doobti hui rani bhi uske baalo me hath firaati hui siskiya bhar rahi thi
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Rani- uuuuffffff ye aap kya kar rahe hai subah subah aaaaahhhhhhhhhplzzz baad me kar lena na mein mna thodi karungi aap ko per abhi time nahi aaaoooouuchh
rani ki baato ko ansuna karta ravi rani ko bed per lita kar uske upar chadte hue pyar se uski ankho me dekhte hue bola
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Ravi- apni biwi ko pyar karne ke liye ab mujhe time dekhna hoga or tum mujhe aise rok nahi sakti samjhi tum
Rani- mein apko rok nahi rahi bus samjha rahi hu ki laaprawahi humein humesha ke liye dur kar sakti hai plz samjho ek galti or sab khatam
Ravi- thik hai kuch nahi kar raha per kam se kam ek kiss to or de do apne pati ko ( jaati hui rani ka hath pakad kar apni taraf khichte hue bola)
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ravi ke aisa karne se rani ek dum se ravi ki baaho me jaa giri or haste hue ravi se boli
Rani- aap na bahut shaitaan hote jaa rahe hai din per din aise bhi koi karta hai
Ravi- jiski tumhare jaisi biwi ho to vo or kya kare meri jaan ab jaldi se ek kiss de do verna agar maine li to tumhe pta hi hai
Rani- aap nahi maan ne waale bahut ziddi ho gaye ho ab aao idhar mujhe or bhi kaam hai
itna kehte hi dono ke hoth ek dusre se mil gaye
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jald hi dono alag hue or ravi fresh ho kar niche bhaag gya jaha gori pehle se baithi thi or ravi ko dekh kar boli
Gori- keh rah gaye the badi der lga di pta hai kab se tumhara wait kar rahi hu
ravi jo gori ke khoobsurat chahre me khoya tha jaldi se us se bahar aata hua bola
Ravi- vo rani di thi na bathroom esliye der ho gayi waise aap in khule baalo me bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho ( gori ke face per aate baalo ko hata te bola)
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Gori- thank you ji ab agar kahe to nasta kar le bahut tez bhuk lagi hai ( bilkul normal rehkar boli)
Ravi- are to aap mere liye ruki kyu aap kar leti na
Gori- acha pehle kabhi kiya hai maine tumhare bina jab yaha rehti thi to aaj kaise kar leti
Ravi- aap bhi na kabhi nahi badal sakti pta nahi waha kaise rehti thi aap
Gori- mein badal na bhi nahi chahti or ab to tere sath aise hi jeena chahti hu or waha ke baare me mujhe koi baat nahi karni filhaal
Ravi- ji bilkul per pehle nasta kar lo baate bahut hai per unhe baad me karenge
ravi ki baat sunkar gori boli to kuch nahi siwaye ravi ko pyar se dekh ne ke siwa
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