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raste bhar kajal bar bar apni badi gand Karan ke land par rakhti rahi bechara Karan Ka land Maharaj pinjde ke ander fufkar mar rahe the our Karan apne land ke dard se parsan tha Karan ko rahat tab Mili jab Kajal ye kahte huwe apni gand Karan ke land se utar gayi chalo Bhai ham aa gaye
kajal : karan chal pahle tere liye kuch lete hai
karan : didi pahle aap apni shopping kar lijiye mujhe bas 1 2 sirf sart lena wah jate wakat bhi le lenge ..... karan apne land se parsan tha jo bar bar use apne hanth se idhar udher kar rahi tha jo taite khada tha jenas ke ander kajal nazer chora kar dekh kar muskora rahi thi
kajal : chal thik hai bhai pahle main hi shopping kar leti huin chal mere sath
karan : didi aap chalo main abhi wasroom se ata huin
kajal : thik hai bhai main waha pe jaa rahi huin wahi ana
hii kajal kaun hai wah hansoom ladka bahut chikna hai sells girl ne kaha ..... kajal apne kapde yehi leti thi tu us ki achchi pahchan ho gayi thi sells girl se
kajal : soon tujhe ye janne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai bas mera ek kaam kar de
karan wasroom se main jaa kar mutne laga tab jakar use thudi rahat mili our land bhi thudi dhila huwa tu wah kajal ke pass gaya jaha kajal apne liye kapde pasand kar rahi thi
kajal : bhai dekh ye jenas kaisa hai
karan : achcha hai didi le lo our wah wali bhi aap pe achchi lagegi
kajal karan ki pasand ki huwe hi sab kapde leti rahi kapde le kar karan caunter pe jane laga
sells girl : sir medam ne abhi bra penty tu li hi nahi our aap jane nhi lage lagta hai aap inhe aise hi rakhte hai .................... jab karan ne sells girl ke munh se bra penty ka naam sona tu wah idhar udher dekhne laga our karan ko sells girl pe gussa our apne aap pe saram bhi aa raha tha wah abhi kahne hi wala tha ye meri didi hai magar kajal karan ko chup rahane ka ishara kiya
kajal : oh main tu bhol hi gayi thi achcha kiya aap ne yaad dila di thik hai wah bhi dekha du
sells girl : thik hai mem main abhi dekha deti huin aap ka size kay hai
karan ko sarm bhi aa raha thi is liye wah jane laga waha se tab tak kajal apni size bindas bata di jise soon kar karan ka munh khol gaya
sells girl : waw kay size hai mem aap ka lagta hai bahut jayeda hi mehanat karte hai sir aap pe oh sorry sir bura lage tu manaf kar dijiye ga
kajal : nahi koi baat nahi ye zara kam bolte hai our sells girl ko aankh mar diya ........ karan bas waha se jaldi jana chahta tha us ne apne liye bhi kuch nahi liya our duno bhai bahan ghar ke liye nikal gaye magar is bar kajal karan ko jayeda tang nahi kiya wah kuch dur hi bath kar baike chalati huwi ghar aa gayi
geeta : kajal zara mere room main aa kuch baat karni hai
kajal : ha didi main aa gayi bolo kay kaam hai
geeta : aaj badi khush lag rahi hai izhar kar diya kay karan se
kajal : kaha didi abhi tu izhar nahi kiya magar waha sells girl ne bhai ko meri husband samjha rahi thi our mujhe bahut maja aa raha tha is liye mujhe bar bar hasi aa rahi hai
geeta : ye tu achchi baat hai is tarh tu khush raha kar .. thik hai main kuch kaam se bahar jaa rahi huin tum bhi ghar pe rah kar thudi payal ki bhi madad kar dr bechari din bhar akeli kaam karti rahti hai
kajal : thik hai meri sabse achchi didi uuuuuumm I love you didi
karan : badi maa main apne dost se milne jaa raha huin kal subah aa jaunga
maya : karan tune kab dost bana liya jhot mat bol chal tu kahi nahi jayega chal bath mere sath
karan : are badi maa us din aap ko bataya tha ke mera ek dost gaao se yeha rahta hai puch lijiye kajal didi se
maya : phir bhi beta main tujhe akele kahi nahi jane dene wali mujhe achcha nahi lag raha hai ek tu hi to hai ham sab ka sahara jaa kitchen se chuti se puch le main tu tujhe jane ki Parmesan nahi dene wali akele wah bhi raat ko bilkul nahi ....... tab tak waha shanti bhi aa gayi our duno ne saaf mana kar diya jane se karan ko ab samajh main nahi aa raha tha wah ab ghar se kaise jaye tabhi kajal taiyar ho kar karan se kaha
kajal : chal bhai chalte hai meri dost ati hi hugi bay mommy bay badi maa . .. karan bhi ye mokka kaha chodne wala tha jhat se uth gaya jane ke liye
karan : ab tu main ja sakta huin n maa badi maa didi ke sath bay bay .... our duno chal diye jo kajal ki dost bhi bahar hi mil gayi
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geeta ghar se nikal kar ek hotal main gayi waha bahut badi party chal rahi thi
shita : are geeta kaha rah gayi thi kab se sir tera intar kar rahe hai chal jaldi .... geeta our shital hotal ke ek room me gayi
geeta : sorry sir raste main meri gadi kharab ho gayi thi
sir : chalo koi baat nahi 1 aa tu gayi ye lo ise ab marna bahut hi zaroori ho gaya hai ise abhi nahi mara gaya tu ye hamare desh ko barbaad kar dega ... our ek fail geeta ko diya
geeta : thik hai sir main aap ko nirash nahi karungi ok sir ..... our waha se nikal kar geeta party main chali gai
geeta : kuch pata chala shital kaun tha wah ladka jo kawita ko legya tha
shital : abhi to nahi magar ham jald hi use dhund lenge
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naina : payal didi main aap se ek baat pucho aap gussa to nshi hungi
Payal : kay puchna hai meri gudiya rani ko pucho main bhala q gussa hone lagi apni peyari nanhi si bahan pe
naina : didi aap ke ye itne bade kaise ho gaye hai meri to itni choti hai aap kay karti hai in ke sath jo itni badi ho gayi hai . our payel ke bobbs pe hanth rakh kar daba diya
payal aauch kay kar rahi hai tujhe ye sab q janna hai our tu collage main yehi sab karne jati hai kaun tujhe ye sab bata raha hai badmash ladki abhi tu chop chap apni padhai pe dhyan de pagal ladki .. payal achank naina ke sawal pe saham gayi
naina : didi jaiye main aap se baat nahi karungi aap ne kaha tha aap gussa nahi karengi our manish ho gayi
payal : oh oh sorry sorry mujhe manaf kar du main gussa nahi huin aa bath mere pass
naina : nahi aap ne abhi mujhe data hai main geeta didi se puch lungi wah mujhe bahut peyar karti hai didi mujhe bata dengi
payal naina ke bachpana dekh kar danav rah gayi our na chah kar use batana hi pada
payal : thik main tujhe batati huin tum didi se nshi puchna main ab badi ho gayi huin n tu meri bhi ye badi ho gayi hai our jab meri gudiya bhi badi ho jayegi tu tumhari bhi badi ho jayegi
naina : didi main kab badi hungi
geeta : gudiya tu bhi ab jald hi badi ho jayegi ab our koi sawal nahi chal so ja
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kajal tera bhai kaha hai kajal ki dost ne pucha jo karan nahi dekhai de raha tha
kajal : kay majak kar rahi hai wah tu tere sath hi tu gaya tha rina
rina : are yaar wah tu mujhe bol kar aa gaya ki wah tere paas jaa raha hai tu maine use ruka nahi
ab kajal parsan hone lagi our usne jaldi se karan ko phone laga diya jo karan ne ek hi ring main utha liya
karan : ha didi kay huwa
kajal :bhai tu kaha hai mujhe tu yeha nahi dikh raha hai
karan : didi sorry main app ko nahi bataya main ek dost se milne aya huin aap wahi raho main jald hi aa jaunga
raste bhar kajal bar bar apni badi gand Karan ke land par rakhti rahi bechara Karan Ka land Maharaj pinjde ke ander fufkar mar rahe the our Karan apne land ke dard se parsan tha Karan ko rahat tab Mili jab Kajal ye kahte huwe apni gand Karan ke land se utar gayi chalo Bhai ham aa gaye
kajal : karan chal pahle tere liye kuch lete hai
karan : didi pahle aap apni shopping kar lijiye mujhe bas 1 2 sirf sart lena wah jate wakat bhi le lenge ..... karan apne land se parsan tha jo bar bar use apne hanth se idhar udher kar rahi tha jo taite khada tha jenas ke ander kajal nazer chora kar dekh kar muskora rahi thi
kajal : chal thik hai bhai pahle main hi shopping kar leti huin chal mere sath
karan : didi aap chalo main abhi wasroom se ata huin
kajal : thik hai bhai main waha pe jaa rahi huin wahi ana
hii kajal kaun hai wah hansoom ladka bahut chikna hai sells girl ne kaha ..... kajal apne kapde yehi leti thi tu us ki achchi pahchan ho gayi thi sells girl se
kajal : soon tujhe ye janne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai bas mera ek kaam kar de
karan wasroom se main jaa kar mutne laga tab jakar use thudi rahat mili our land bhi thudi dhila huwa tu wah kajal ke pass gaya jaha kajal apne liye kapde pasand kar rahi thi
kajal : bhai dekh ye jenas kaisa hai
karan : achcha hai didi le lo our wah wali bhi aap pe achchi lagegi
kajal karan ki pasand ki huwe hi sab kapde leti rahi kapde le kar karan caunter pe jane laga
sells girl : sir medam ne abhi bra penty tu li hi nahi our aap jane nhi lage lagta hai aap inhe aise hi rakhte hai .................... jab karan ne sells girl ke munh se bra penty ka naam sona tu wah idhar udher dekhne laga our karan ko sells girl pe gussa our apne aap pe saram bhi aa raha tha wah abhi kahne hi wala tha ye meri didi hai magar kajal karan ko chup rahane ka ishara kiya
kajal : oh main tu bhol hi gayi thi achcha kiya aap ne yaad dila di thik hai wah bhi dekha du
sells girl : thik hai mem main abhi dekha deti huin aap ka size kay hai
karan ko sarm bhi aa raha thi is liye wah jane laga waha se tab tak kajal apni size bindas bata di jise soon kar karan ka munh khol gaya
sells girl : waw kay size hai mem aap ka lagta hai bahut jayeda hi mehanat karte hai sir aap pe oh sorry sir bura lage tu manaf kar dijiye ga
kajal : nahi koi baat nahi ye zara kam bolte hai our sells girl ko aankh mar diya ........ karan bas waha se jaldi jana chahta tha us ne apne liye bhi kuch nahi liya our duno bhai bahan ghar ke liye nikal gaye magar is bar kajal karan ko jayeda tang nahi kiya wah kuch dur hi bath kar baike chalati huwi ghar aa gayi
geeta : kajal zara mere room main aa kuch baat karni hai
kajal : ha didi main aa gayi bolo kay kaam hai
geeta : aaj badi khush lag rahi hai izhar kar diya kay karan se
kajal : kaha didi abhi tu izhar nahi kiya magar waha sells girl ne bhai ko meri husband samjha rahi thi our mujhe bahut maja aa raha tha is liye mujhe bar bar hasi aa rahi hai
geeta : ye tu achchi baat hai is tarh tu khush raha kar .. thik hai main kuch kaam se bahar jaa rahi huin tum bhi ghar pe rah kar thudi payal ki bhi madad kar dr bechari din bhar akeli kaam karti rahti hai
kajal : thik hai meri sabse achchi didi uuuuuumm I love you didi
karan : badi maa main apne dost se milne jaa raha huin kal subah aa jaunga
maya : karan tune kab dost bana liya jhot mat bol chal tu kahi nahi jayega chal bath mere sath
karan : are badi maa us din aap ko bataya tha ke mera ek dost gaao se yeha rahta hai puch lijiye kajal didi se
maya : phir bhi beta main tujhe akele kahi nahi jane dene wali mujhe achcha nahi lag raha hai ek tu hi to hai ham sab ka sahara jaa kitchen se chuti se puch le main tu tujhe jane ki Parmesan nahi dene wali akele wah bhi raat ko bilkul nahi ....... tab tak waha shanti bhi aa gayi our duno ne saaf mana kar diya jane se karan ko ab samajh main nahi aa raha tha wah ab ghar se kaise jaye tabhi kajal taiyar ho kar karan se kaha
kajal : chal bhai chalte hai meri dost ati hi hugi bay mommy bay badi maa . .. karan bhi ye mokka kaha chodne wala tha jhat se uth gaya jane ke liye
karan : ab tu main ja sakta huin n maa badi maa didi ke sath bay bay .... our duno chal diye jo kajal ki dost bhi bahar hi mil gayi
............................................................
geeta ghar se nikal kar ek hotal main gayi waha bahut badi party chal rahi thi
shita : are geeta kaha rah gayi thi kab se sir tera intar kar rahe hai chal jaldi .... geeta our shital hotal ke ek room me gayi
geeta : sorry sir raste main meri gadi kharab ho gayi thi
sir : chalo koi baat nahi 1 aa tu gayi ye lo ise ab marna bahut hi zaroori ho gaya hai ise abhi nahi mara gaya tu ye hamare desh ko barbaad kar dega ... our ek fail geeta ko diya
geeta : thik hai sir main aap ko nirash nahi karungi ok sir ..... our waha se nikal kar geeta party main chali gai
geeta : kuch pata chala shital kaun tha wah ladka jo kawita ko legya tha
shital : abhi to nahi magar ham jald hi use dhund lenge
............................................................
naina : payal didi main aap se ek baat pucho aap gussa to nshi hungi
Payal : kay puchna hai meri gudiya rani ko pucho main bhala q gussa hone lagi apni peyari nanhi si bahan pe
naina : didi aap ke ye itne bade kaise ho gaye hai meri to itni choti hai aap kay karti hai in ke sath jo itni badi ho gayi hai . our payel ke bobbs pe hanth rakh kar daba diya
payal aauch kay kar rahi hai tujhe ye sab q janna hai our tu collage main yehi sab karne jati hai kaun tujhe ye sab bata raha hai badmash ladki abhi tu chop chap apni padhai pe dhyan de pagal ladki .. payal achank naina ke sawal pe saham gayi
naina : didi jaiye main aap se baat nahi karungi aap ne kaha tha aap gussa nahi karengi our manish ho gayi
payal : oh oh sorry sorry mujhe manaf kar du main gussa nahi huin aa bath mere pass
naina : nahi aap ne abhi mujhe data hai main geeta didi se puch lungi wah mujhe bahut peyar karti hai didi mujhe bata dengi
payal naina ke bachpana dekh kar danav rah gayi our na chah kar use batana hi pada
payal : thik main tujhe batati huin tum didi se nshi puchna main ab badi ho gayi huin n tu meri bhi ye badi ho gayi hai our jab meri gudiya bhi badi ho jayegi tu tumhari bhi badi ho jayegi
naina : didi main kab badi hungi
geeta : gudiya tu bhi ab jald hi badi ho jayegi ab our koi sawal nahi chal so ja
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kajal tera bhai kaha hai kajal ki dost ne pucha jo karan nahi dekhai de raha tha
kajal : kay majak kar rahi hai wah tu tere sath hi tu gaya tha rina
rina : are yaar wah tu mujhe bol kar aa gaya ki wah tere paas jaa raha hai tu maine use ruka nahi
ab kajal parsan hone lagi our usne jaldi se karan ko phone laga diya jo karan ne ek hi ring main utha liya
karan : ha didi kay huwa
kajal :bhai tu kaha hai mujhe tu yeha nahi dikh raha hai
karan : didi sorry main app ko nahi bataya main ek dost se milne aya huin aap wahi raho main jald hi aa jaunga