UPDATE- 56
(Part - 2)
mein bhi chup chaap wapas akar angan me baith gya to km mere liye chai laayi
km- lo yuvi chai pi lo
me- kyu dudh ni hai kya( unki chuchiyo ko ghurte hue)
km- tumhari daya dristi rahi to vo bhi aa jayega
me- aane ke pilana mat bhul jaana
km- ab to tumhare naam likh diya hai khud ko to mein mana karne wali kon hu
me- aacha ji kya baat hai ek hi raat me
km- es ek raat ne hi to aurat hone ka ehsaas de diya mujhe sach yuvi mein gulaam ho gayi teri
me- gulaam nahi maami ho aap meri vo bhi pyari wali
abhi hum baat kar hi rahe the ki amit andar aaya or mujhe dekhte hue wahi paas me baith gya
km- chai laau kya amit bhai tumhare liye
amit- abhi to pi thi kya sirf chai ke liye hi bulaya hai yaha
km- bhaiya ye kta tarika hai baat karne ka
me- koi ni maami bade hai aap banao hum to bhuke hai aapke hath ke parthe khaane ke liye
amit- bade bhai se jabaan lada rahi hai yahi sikhaya hai hum ne or haa pani rakh diya tha bathroom me
km- ab tanki lagi hui hai or pehle khud bhi bolne ki tamiz rakhho
maami ki baat sunkar vo waha se gusse me chala gya
km- mein maafi mangti hu yuvi
me- koi ni maami jaan es ka badla raat ko lenge aap se
km- uske liye to me har waqt ready hu
me- acha ji per din me kaise
km- ghar ke piche bagicha hai na jo us ke baad hi ek kamra bnaya tha naukar ke liye vo chala gya kaam chodd kar wahaa koi ni jaata to waha kabhi bhi kar sakte hai bus kundi lagi hai waha
main maami ki baat bhi sun raha tha or amit ke kamre ki taraf bhi dekh raha tha ki tabhi vo mujhe bathroom me jaata dikha to mein maami ko parathe bana ne ki bol ke uske kamre me ghus gya or kismat se uska phone wahi charging pe lga hua mil gya
to maine jaldi se phone khola or video dekhne lga us me kayi video thi to sab ko dekhne ka time nahi tha ek ek karke to main jaldi se video apne phone me le li koi 20 video thi 2- 2 min ki or 3 video 10 min ki
jaise video mere phone me transfer hui maine uske phone ko hi format maar diya or sab clean karne ke baad wapas charging pe lga ke bahar nikal or sidha naani ke kamre ki taraf chal diya unke kamre ka darwaza lga hua tha per mere hath lagate hi khul gya or mein ander ghus gya jaha ek alag hi nazara tha
jaha naani nangi khadi hui thi shise ke samne or apne baal bana rahi thi meri nazar to sidha unki gand pe gayi jo side se bhi dekhne me bahut badi lag rahi thi or vo baalo se bhari dhaki chut uuuuuufffff chuche bhi kafi mote the bus umar ki vajah se jhuke hue the
per itne bhi bure nahi the mein to unhe es halaat me dekh kar kho hi gya tha ki naani ki nazar mujh per padi to vo ek dum se ghum gayi or boli
yuvi- bahar jaao jaldi
me- ji sorry naani mein jaata hu
or phir me bahar nikal gya unki gaand ko dekhte hue uuuuuffffffff es umar me bhi jaan leva hai kasam se aaaaahhhh or jakar khaat pe baith gya or mere jaate hi maami ne parathe diye per ek baat thi ki didi or kamya nazar nahi aayi thi mujhe to maine maami se hi pucha
me- maami didi niche aayi thi dikhi nahi
km- vo tere chote mama le gye unhe bazaar ladys samaan laane or jiji inke sath card dene gayi hai ab kal baraat jaayegi to sab ready rakhna hai na
me- hmm waise kitni dur jayegi baraat
km- are yahi paas me hi hai koi 20/25 min ka rasta hai tum parathe khaao
me- bus or nahi phir me waha se khada hua or naani ke room ke paas jaa kar gate khatkhatya
naani- ajao kon hai
naani kapde pehan chuki thi per pallu niche latka hua tha jis se chuchi ki jhalki abhi bhi nazar aa rahi thi
mujhe dekhte hi naani boli
naani- jab khat khatana chahiye tha tab to andar agya sidha
naani ki bato se mujhe vo naraaz nahi lagi
me- ab mujhe thodi pta tha ki aap andar nangi khadi ho or apko bhi to band karna chachiye tha na gate phir apko bura lga to sorry
naani- bura kya lgna ab mujh buddhi me bcha hi kya hai per phir acha nahi lagta na beta
me- chahe jo keh lo per budhhi na kaho aaj to bhagwaan ne apsara ke darsan kra diye vo bhi bina kapdo ke uuuufffff kya haseen nazara tha kash roz dekhne ko mile( kal raat ye to pta chal hi gya tha ki naani pyaasi waise bhi nana ko abhi 1.5 saal hi hua tha mare hue to kahi na kahi abhi pyaas baki thi)
naani- badmash apni naani ko hi ched raha hai or budhhi ko budhhi na kahu to kya kahu
me- abhi to aap me bahut aag baki hai jo kisi ko bhi jalane ke liye kafi hai naani
naani- gande bachhe tu bahut bigad gya hai aaj pehli baar tere nana ke siwa kisi ne mujhe aise dekha hai or ab sirf raakh hai smjha
me- pehli nahi dusri baar or es aag ko jalte hue bhi dekha hai maine to
naani- dusri baar matlab tune pehle bhi mujhe per kab ( or mujhe dekhne lagi)
unki baat sunke me bilkul unke paas chala gya or dheere se kaan me bola
me- kal raat ko jab aap apni angithi me ungli daal kar aag bhujane ki kosish kar rahi thi per naani us aag ko bhujane ke liye ungli nahi garam paani ki jarurat hai
meri baat sunke naani sharama gayi or sharam se sir jhukaye apna pallu thik karne lagi
me- kya hua naraaz ho gayi aap
naani- naaraz nahi hu bus tune mujhe vo sab karte hue kyu dekha ye achi baat nahi hai tu mera laadla hai esliye kuch keh bhi nahi sakti
me- laadla hu tabhi to dekha or chup chaap chala gya kyuki mujhse apka tadpana nahi dekha gya
naani- ab to yahi meri kismat hai or kya kar sakti hu ab to aise hi baaki ki zindagi kaat ni hai
me- jaruri to nahi na naani agar kuch pal mile khusiyo ke to unhe hath se jaane mat do( or ek hath unki chuchiyo per rakh diya or unke hotho ki taraf badhne lga)
naani- nahi yuvi ye galat hai tu meri beti ka beta hai agar kisi ko pta chal gya to mein jeete ji mar jaungi
me- kisi ko kuch ni pta chalege naani maan jaao aap sach me bahut pyaasi ho or mein vo paani ban na chahta hu jo apki pyaas ko bujha de ( or unki dono chuchiyo ko hath me pakad ke baith or unke pait per muh lga diya)
naani- aaaahh nahi yuvi ruk jaa mere laal aisa na ho hum dono kuch galat kar baithe
naani bol rahi thi per naa to virodh me vo shakti na hi jaan chahti vo bhi thi bus dar rahi thi to maine gate andar se band kiya or naani ko bed per lita diya naani halki halki madhosh ho chali thi
mein pura naani pe chaa gya tha or unke pait ko chume jaa raha tha
naani- yuvi koi aaa jayega beta samjha kar na abhi subah hai tera mama bhi aane wala hai maan ja
per mein tab tak naani ka blouse khol chuka tha or unki bra me kaid chuchiya mere samne thi
or mere hoth unki gardan ko chum rahe the jis naani ki aankhen band ho chuki thi per jaise hi unhe apne nange pait per mere hath ka ehsaas hua unke jism ne jhatka khaya or
naani- nahi yuvi ye beta hat koi aagya to bawaal ho jayega tu mera raja beta hai na to apni naani ki baat maan or bahar ja
me- per naani mein sach me tumhe paana chahta hu tumhara jism dekhne ke baad me pagal ho gya apne laadle kyu na tadpao
naani- dekh beta abhi koi bhi aa sakta hai hum es baare me baad me baat karte hai
me- thik hai naani mein bhi jabardasti nahi karta per yaad rakhna koi or nahi aayega apki pyaas bujhane or na hi itna safe rasta hoga jaha hum sab kuch kar bhi sakte hai or koi shak bhi ni karega
naani- mujhe sochne de mein tujhe khud bta dungi mere bachhe
abhi hum or kuch kehte ki bahar se kuch awaaze aane lagi to naani jaldi se khadi hui or mujhe bahar jaane ko bola jab mein bahar aaya to amit sb or km se lad raha tha
amit- sach sach btao mera phone kis ne cheda hai mere sare number uad gye
sb- mujhse kya puch rahe ho mein to tumhare samne niche aayi hu or waise bhi tumhare phone me pin lga hua to mujhse behas bhi mat karna
amit- saali mujhe pta hai ye tera hi kaam hoga pehle bhi kayi baar tune mere phone se chaid chaad ki hai
km- bhaiya ye mera sasural hai aapka ghar nahi awaaz niche rakh ke baat karo or mein yahi niche thi koi bhi apke kamre me nahi gya
amit- to kya bhoot ne cheda hai phone ko haa
mere bahar aate hi sb ki nazar mujh per gayi or vo meri ankho me dekhte hi samjh gayi ki ye mera hi kaam hai tabhi amit mujhe dekhte hue bola ye bhi to niche hi tha na or meri taraf aane lga tab tak chote mama bhi agye didi or kamya ke sath
amit- tu bhi to niche tha na tu hi gya na mere kamre me
me- dekhiye aap bade hai eska ye matlab nahi ki kuch bhi bolte rahoge or mein kyu jaunga apke kamre me
chotemama- baat kya hai amit kyu halla kar rahe ho or ye kis tarah se baat kar rahe ho tum yuvi se
amit - mera phone ka pura software restart ho gya hai or us waqt ye yahi tha
didi- to ye yahi tha kya matlab hai hamara ghar hai hum yaha ni to kaha honge
amit- acha dekho kya sanskaar hai kaise jeebh lda rahi hai bado se baat karne ki tamiz nahi hai bilkul bhi
me- ab jayda ho raha hai mujh tak to thik tha didi ke baare me kuch bhi bola na
chotemama- tum shant raho yuvi me hu na yaha
amit- haa ye hai yaha fakirchand pta ni mere baap ne kaise ghar me rishta kar diya bus haweli dekhi or de di meri behan or tu kya jayada chilla raha hai es ki aisi hi harkato ki wajah se hi talaak hua hoga eska
chaattttaaackk cchaatttaaccckkk khich ke thappad maare saale ko
me- sun be sanskaar ki gandi paidaish ab agar kuch bhi bola na to tujhe yahi zinda gaad dunga zameen me samjha na
amit- tune mujh per hath uthaya dekh ab mein tera kya haal karta hua zinda nahi jayega tu yaha se
abhi vo bola hi tha ki maa or mama bhi agye
bmama- kya baat hai sab angan me hi ho taiyaari ni karni kya kuuch bhi
amit- taiyaari to kar jije tu apne bhanje ki aarthi ki kyuki ye yaha se zi...
pura hota us pehle hi bade mama ne khench ke jhapad maara
Bmama- aukaat me rehkar baat kar samjha na warna khaal me bhusa bhar dunga teri mera bhanje ki taraf aankh bhi uthayi na khandaan me diya ni jalega kabhi bhi ab chup chaap ya to kamre ja ya chahe to apne ghar nikal
bade mama ke gusse ko dekh ke amit ki gaand fat gayi or vo chup chaap andar chala gya.
bmama- kya hua tha yaha yuvi
sb- kuch nahi jija ji baat ye thi( or phir unhone sab bta diya jo bhi hua abhi tak)
bmama- thik kiya darna nahi yuvi tera mama hai tere sath
me- nahi mama es se kya darna mein to bus apke liye hi chup tha
bmama- chalo bhai sab kaam me lag jao or tu yuvi khet per chala ja jra pani chala diyo bus pehle khet me mein tab tak halwaiyo se mil lu or mujhe bazaar bhi jaana hai
sb- jija ji mein bhi chali jau isi bahane khet bhi dekh lungi
bmama- ha jarur yuvi bhi bor nahi hoga
mama se keh ke hum dono khet ke liye nikal gaye to raste me sarita bhabhi boli
sb- kya tumne sach me vo video delete kar diya uske phone se
me- sirf vo hi nahi na jaane kitne video delete kar diye ab uska phone sirf dabba hai
sb - tum sach ek ache insaan ho yuvi tumhare dil me pyar ke sath izzat bhi hai aurat ke liye
me- ye to mujhe nahi pata ki main acha hu ya nahi haa per mujhe jabardasti pasand nahi mein to bus ek baat janta hu jo kahi suni thi ki
maango usi se jo de de khushi se
or kahe na kisi se
sb- achi line hai waise me bhi kisi se nahi kahungi
me- tabhi to lunga aapki aaj
sb- to le lena mna kaha kiya hai bus ek bar khet aa jaye...