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Ab waha par ghar ke sab member aa gye the aur sab ke sab aankhe neeche kiye huye baaten sun rahe the…jaise un sab ko sarmindgi ho kisi baat par…
Aunty - pllzz…bataiye na…kkya kiya..maine…
Uncle- rajni mujhe tum se aisi ummeed nahi thi….chhee
Aunty (subakte huye)- aisa kya kiya maine…batao to…plzzz
Uncle- mujhe to kahne me bhi sharm aa rahi hai…
Main(man me)- are baap re..lagta hai uncle ko aunty ki chudaai ka program pata chal gaya…par kaise…????.... aur agar aisa hua bhi to meri to mar hi gai samjho….hey bhagwan bacha lo…
Aunty (rote huye)- plzz…batao na …aisa maine kya kiya …???
Uncle- mujhse sun na chahti ho…to suno….maine tumhe manu ke ghar ke bahar dekh liya tha…kya pahna tha tumne…or ab ye saadi kaise pahan li…
Main(man me)- oh..to dress ki baat hai…thank god….bach gaya…isme jyada lafda nahi hai…
Aunty (aankhe nichi kiye huye)-aapne dekh liya..??
Uncle- ha…kaisi dress pahni thi…pata bhi hai tumhe…
Aunty - maaf kar do…wo kamini…
Uncle- kamini kya….????
Maine socha ki chalo accha hai ye chudaai ka matter nahi hai ..rahi dress ki baat to main uncle se baat karta hu…ha yhi sahi rahega..aunty to bol hi nahi pa rahi…
Main-uncle ..
Uncle- beta tum kuch mat kaho…
Main-uncle plzz…1 minute meri baat sun lijiye fir main kuch nahi boluga….
Uncle- ok..kya kahna hai tumhe…
Main- uncle ,aap isi baat se gussa hai na ki aunty ne waisi dress pahni thi…
Uncle-hmm…
Main- uncle par aunty ki koi galti nahi …saari galti unki frnd ki hai..
Aunty mujhe dekhne lagi..jaise kah rahi ho ki tu kahne kya wala hai…
Uncle- frnd ki..wo kaise..???
Main- uncle kamini ke ghar sadi me western dress ki theam thi…aunty ne mana bhi kiya par sab aourten aisi dress pahne hui thi to fir aunty ko bhi pahan ni padi….
Uncle-wo theek hai..maan liya…par sadi ke baad to..
Main(beech me)- uncle...wo meri galti hai…
Aunty fir mujhe dekhne lagi….
Uncle- tumhari galti…wo kaise…
Main- sorry uncle par maine hi aunty ko kaha tha ki aap isi dress me chalo…or ghar jate hi saadi pahan lena…
Uncle- par kyo…???
Main- uncle mujhe lagta hai ki aunty is dress me jyada acchi lagti hai..or main ye nahi chahta tha ki meri aunty kisi ke saamne gaon wali ki tarah saadi me rahe…
Uncle- par beta…isme gaon or sahr ki baat kaise aa gai…
Main- uncle…aap sahi hai sayad …fir bhi aaj –kal saadi pahan ne walo ko gaon ki hi samjhte hai jyadatar log…
Uncle- ye sahi nahi hai…
Main- uncle …agar meri maa hoti to bhi main yahi karta…
Aunty or uncle ke sath sab log meri baat ko dhyaan se sunte huye sahmat hote ja rahe the…
Uncle- theek hai beta par mujhse chipane ki kya jarurat thi..
Aunty (beech me )- kyoki aapse dar lagta hai..apko ye sab pasand nahi na…
Uncle- aisa nahi hai..mujhe pasand nahi tha..par ab main bhi change ho raha hu jamane ke sath…
Aunty - matlab…
Uncle(muskura kar)- are main gussa nahi hu…bas majak kar raha tha..
Main or aunty ye sun kar shocked ho gaye or baki saare log hasne lage……
Aunty - aap log...has kyo rahe ho...??
Main samjh gaya ki ye sabki milibhagat hai...aur ye sab drama kar rahe hai...
Main- uncle ..itna drama kis liye….???
Uncle- sorry beta…main to yahi chahta hu ki rajni aisi hi dress pahne …or aaj maine dekha to mujhe laga ki meri biwi mujhse chip kar ye kar rahi hai or mujhe dukh hua…to maine tumhe bhi sabak sikhane ko thoda drama kiya…
Aunty - par kyo…aap aise bhi bol sakte the na
Uncle- ye sab plan tumhari devrani or baccho ka tha…
Mian- oh ye baat hai…uncle par aapne to aunty ko rula hi diya…
Uncle- sorry rajni…main bas yahi chahta hu ki tum sab apni marji se life jiyo aur jaisi dress chaho pahno par chhip ke nahi...
Aunty - matlab
Uncle- matlab ye ki aaj se is ghar me sab log jaise chahe waisi dress pahan sakte hai..ok
Main- kyo aunty ok na....
Aunty (muskura kar)- thank you sanju ke papa…
Jab sab baat clear ho gai to hum sab aapas me mile or haste huye baate hone lagi…aunty ne parul ko bhi sabse milwa diya …
Fir hum sab coffee pi kar apne–apne room me aa gaye or main sanjeev ke sath uske room me jane laga…parul bhi anu logo ke sath uske room me chali gai…
Main soch raha tha ki uncle achanak badal kaise gaye..or ye sab plan kiska tha…khair jo bhi ho….uncle ne sahi faisla kiya…aaj ke baad sab apni marji ke dress me rahege....
Aur mujhe gaand dekhne me jyada maza aayga….or ye bhi sahi hua ki aunty ki chudaai ka uncle logo ko kuch bhi nahi pata chal..
Aise hi sochte huye hum sanjeev ke room me aa gyae…or aate hi sanjeev ne gate andar se band kiya or mujhse kaha…
( Yaha sanjeev ko sanju likh raha hu ..mera friend…taki confusion na ho..)
Sanju- bhai kaam hua ki nahi…
Main- abe chup kar yaar…kaam ho jayga …pahle ek baat bata…
Sanju- ha bol…
Main- ye sab jo drama hua…wo kis ka plan tha…
Sanju- bhai wo hum sab ka plan tha…..par suruwat aunty ne ki thi….(aunty matlab sonu ki aunty)
Main- mujhe puri baat bata…
Sanju- to sun …hua ye ki papa ne maa ko us western dress me dekha tha manu aunty ke ghar ke bahar…
Main- haa wo pata hai…...
Sanju– tu sun to…
Main- ha bol
Fir sanju ne mujhe saari baat batai…ki hua kya tha….hua ye tha ki…
Sanju ke papa uski maa ko is dress me dekh kar gussa ho gaye or ghar par aay…ghar par jab unse gussa ka reason pucha to unhone sab bata diya…
To sanju ki chachi ne aunty ka bachaw kiya ye kah kar ki aaj kal ye sab chalta hai…or uski chachi ke sath sonu, poonam,anu or raksha bhi thi….yaha tak ki sanju ke chacha ne bhi kaha…ki humare ghar me bhi sabko westrn dress pahan ne dena chahiye…
Sabki baat ko sun kar uncle bhi pighal gye or unhone decide kiya ki ab sab apni marji se dress pahanege…
Sab uncle ke decision se khush the aur fir sanju ki chachi ne sabke sath mil kar aunty ko darane ke liye ye sab plan kiya or sabne sath diya….
Jab maine saari baat sun li to mujhe sanju ki chachi par bahut gussa aaya…kyoki unhi ki wajah se aunty ko itna sunna pada or sath me rona bhi pada…
Main- yaar tum sab ne ye galat kiya…aunty ko darana nahi chahiye tha…
Sanju- yaar main kya karta..sab ka plan tha..
Main- kuch bhi ho..tumhari chachi ne galat kiya….
Sanju- bhai bhool ja...jo hua so hua..ab apni baat kare...
Maine man me socha ki sanju ki chachi ko iski keemat to chukani padegi..or kaise chukani hai ..ye main tay karuga...filhaal ise chhodte hai or sanju par dhyaan dete hai...
Sanju- oh, hello ..kaha kho gaya..
Main- kahi nahi ..bol kya kah raha tha…
Sanju- bhai mere liye kuch kiya ki nahi…..
Main- yaar teri maa mujhse pat to gai par puri tarah nahi..
Sanju- matlab
Main- matlab abhi chudaai tak baat nahi pahuchi…
Sanju- are yaar...kab pahuchegi..
Main- don’t worry..tere ghar se jane ke pahle set kar duga…
Sanju- ohk..par apne exam bhi hai…yaad hai na..
Main- haa…bilkul…or main ready bhi hu..
Sanju- tera dimaag tej hai par mujhe padna padega…
Main- to tu padaai kar...or maine teri maa ko chudaai ke liye manata hu..ok
Sanju- ok..par yaar abhi kya karu...bahut man ho raha hai...
Main- hmm..tu uski tention bhi mat le...ek choot ka intzaam karwa duga...kal.
Sanju- kiski..???
Main- ye to jab milega tab dekh lena..
Sanju- yaar bol to…
Main- ab koi sawaal nahi ..mujhe sona hai…
Sanju- ok tu rest kar ..main padai karta hu…
ye kah kar sanju apni books le kar neeche padai karne chala gaya or main aankhe band karke rest karne laga….
fir mujhe pata nahi kyo need aa gai or main so gaya….meri naad tab khuli jab anu mujhe jagane aai…
Anu- uthiye bhaiya…bahut so liya…
Main(aakhe khol kar)- hmmm..kya hai…sone de na..
Anu(mere sir par hath fer kar)- nahi..uthiye ...diinner ready hai..sab aapka wait kar rahe hai...
Main- oh…dinner..theek hai…uth jata hu…
Anu- bhaiya..aap to saadi me ja kar hume bhool hi gaye...
Main- aisa kyo bol rahi hai…
Anu- bhaiya yaad hai na…aapne math padane ka bola tha…
Main-oh haa…sorry beta..kal se tumhari tution start…
Anu- kal se kyo..aaj se kyo nahi..
Main- yaar aaj thak gaya hu na..isliye..kal fresh mind se suru karege na...
Anu- ok…ab aap ready ho kar neeche aa jao…main chalti hu…
Iske baad anu chali gai or main bhi fresh ho kar neeche aa gaya…aur hum dinner karne lage…
Dinner ke baad hum sab saadi or yaha –waha ki baate karte rahe or fir apne-apne room me aa gaye…
Room me aate hi sanjeev padne laga or main let kar sochne laga ki kya aaj wo lund choosne wali aaygi ya nahi…hmmm dekhte hai…aur yahi sochte huye maine kapde nikaal kar let gaya……
Mujhe ab bhi badi tej need aa rahi thi but sanju padaai kar raha tha aur light me mujhe need nahi aati….
Aur mujhe ye tention bhi thi ki agar sanju jagta raha to mera lund choosne wali nahi aa paygi…isliye sanju ko ya to sulana padega ya fir room se bahar bhejna hoga…
yahi soch kar maine thode gusse me sanju se kaha….
Main- yaar sanju…ye light band kar ..mujhe sona hai…
Sanju- yaar light band kar duga to padaai kaise karuga..
Main- wo mujhe nahi pata ..subah padh lena…abhi so ja…
Sanju- bhai maine kuch bhi nahi padha aur exam aane wale hai….plz padne de na…
Main- to kahi aur ja kar padaai kar...mujhe sona hai bas...
Sanju- yaar aaj light me so ja na...
Main- nahi…mujhe need nahi aati…tu ya to so ja ya fir kahi aur ja…
Sanju- tujhe samjhana bekaar hai..accha main neeche jata hu…guest room me…
Main- ha jaldi ja…mujhe sone de..
Sanju ne apni books li aur neeche jane laga..aur jate huye kaha...
Sanju- ab so ja..main ja raha hu....wahi so jauga..tu room band kar le , karna ho to...
Main- ha tu nikal ,, main kar luga…
Sanju ke jane ke baad main man me khush ho gaya ki ab kam se kam lund ki chusaai to ho hi jaygi....par kya wo aaj aaygi...aana to chahiye....itne din se wo bhi tadap rahi hogi....
Aa jay to maza hai...nahi to sanju ko bhagane ka matlab nahi niklega...
Yahi sab sochte huye main leta tha ki pata hi nahi chala ki kab aankh lag gai or main so gaya...
Meri need tabhi khuli jab mujhe apne lund par kuch harkat mahsus hui….
Main(man me)- kismat ne sath de diya….aa gai lund choosne ….par hai koun….???
Maine apne man me baate kar raha tha aur wo ladki ya aourat jo bhi thi…mera lund pura muh me aage piche karti hui choose rahi thi….
Main(man me)- iska pata to lagana hi hai…ye lund mast choosti hai…to chudaai bhi aachi hogi iski…..
Main aaram se lund chuswate huye sant hi leta raha aur wo mere lund ko pure pyaar , aur tasaali se choosti rahi…
Uski mast chussai se mera lund jhadne ke kareeb aa gaya tha…ab dekhna ye tha ki aaj ye mera lund ras peeti hai ya nahi…
Main jhadne laga to wo mere lund ko muh me hi bhare huye lund ras gata-gat pi gai or mere lund ko chusna jaari rakha.....
Jab mere lund ka pura ras wo pi gai or lund choose ke saaf kar diya to fir usne badi sarafat se mere lund ko underwere me dala aur chup-chap bahar nikal gai….
Main aaj bhi uska pata nahi laga paya…fir socha ki yaha se jane ke pahle iska pata laga kar rahuga…
Wo to mere lund ka ras paan karke chali gai par mere lund me khujli paida kar gai…ab mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki kisi ko chodne mil jay bas…par kise choduga….???
Poonam ke kamre me to parul bhi hai…..main dono ko chod chukka hu par…abhi ye baat unhe pata nahi chalna chahiye….aur aunty to uncle ke sath hogi…kya karu…
Main soch raha tha ki kamini ke ghar mast tha ..itni choot thi ki kisi ko bhi bula kar chod lo…par yaha to choot hote huye bhi kuch idea nahi aa raha…kya karu…??
Yahi sochte huye main idea dhudne laga ki kaise apne lund ki khujli milaai jay…
Kuch sochne ke baad maine time dekha to abhi sirf 11.30 hi huye the raat ke…maine socha ki sab ya to so gaye hoge ya sone wale hoge…isse pahle ki sab so jay kuch karna hoga….yahi soch kar maine apna cell nikal or msg karne laga…...
Ye msg maine aunty ko kiya tha...maine msg me ek joke bheja...taki agar uncle bhi padh le to problem na ho....
Thodi der wait karne ke baad aunty ka reply aaya ki....
"" ha main hi hu beta..ab baat karo...""
Aunty msg padh ke hi samjh gai ki maine joke sirf ye jan ne bheja ki phon kiske pass hai aur msg kisne dekha...
Jab confirm ho gaya ki aunty ne hi msg dekha...to maine msg se baat suru kar di....
( Msg se chat)
Main- aunty ..jaag rahi ho…??
Aunty - haa..tune msg kyo kiya ..neeche aa jata koi kaam tha to…
Main- kaam hi aisa tha ki neeche nahi aa sakta tha…
Aunty - aisa kya kaam hai beta..bol na..??
Main- aunty aapse itni raat me kya kaam hoga ..samjh jao...
Aunty - ha..samjh rahi hu…aadat pad gai hai na rooj-rooj ki.....
Main- haa..aunty …need nahi aa rahi …kuch karo na…
Aunty - beta tere uncle sath me hai..
Main- uncle jag rahe hai kya…??
Aunty - nahi abhi-abhi soye hai…
Main- to ab kya karu..aapse ummeed thi aur aap bhi....
Aunty - aisa mat bol…main teri hu…tu kahe aur main na aau..aisa sochna bhi mat...
Main- par uncle...??
Aunty - unki chinta mat kar...wo so jayge ghode bech kar..mujhe to sonu ki tention hai....
Main- matlab…
Aunty - tere sath sonu hoga…to karege kaha….
Main- aunty sonu ki tention mat lo…wo guest room me padaai kar raha hai or raat me wahi so jayga…aap aa jao…
Aunty - to fir thoda ruk main 10 minute me aati hu…
Maine cell ko side me rakha aur sochne laga ki..aunty jaisi maal meri randi ban gai ..kya baat hai…apne hi ghar me apne pariwar ke hote huye bhi wo mujhe chudne aa rahi hai..sach me ab wo meri ho chuki hai….
Fir maine socha ki jab tak aunty aati hai tab tak ek peg laga liya jay…..
main janta tha ki sanjeev apne room me whisky chipa kar rakhta hai…aur sanjeev ke alawa sirf mujhe wo jagah pata hai...
Maine fir whisky ka ek strong peg banaya or chips lekar sofe par baith gaya…or whisky ka maza lete huye aunty ka wait karne laga…
Thodi der main aunty dheere se room ka gate khol kar anadar aai or gate ko band karke mere baju me aa kar baith gai…
Main- kafi der laga di…
Aunty - kya kru..sabko dekh ke aana pada..ye ghar hai..kamini ki haweli nahi..
Main(muskura kar)-accha...to aaj aap apne ghar me , apne bete ke bedroom me chudne aa gai....
Aunty (mere seene se lag kar)- beta, tumse se to main bete ke saamne bhi chud jaau…fir bete ka badroom to cheej hi kya hai…
Main(ek hath aunty ki peeth par rakh kar)-hmm..meri pyaari aunty…aise hi rahna…
Aunty (kas kar seene se lag kar)- haa beta…hamesha…
Iske baad aunty ne mujhe choda aur boli…
Aunty - par ye kya..tum drink kyo kar rahe ho…kaha tha na ki kam piya karo…or ye mili kaha se…??
Main- wo aunty ..main laya tha..or haa ye to aapki judaai me pi raha tha…
Aunty -accha…to ab pina band karo..main aa gai na…
Main- hmmm…khatm karne do bas…waise aapki nighty mast hai…
Aunty - are ye nighty to aate huye pahan li..aaj to tere uncle ne kuch aur hi pahnaya tha…
Main-kya..hume bhi batao…
Aunty - batao kya..abhi dikhati hu….
Ye kah kar aunty mere saamne khadi hui or apni nighty nikaal di….
Andar aunty ne sirf bra aur panty pahni hui thi.…jo kafi stylish thi...
Main-wow aunty..aap aise soti ho…ye pahan kar…
Aunty - are nhi beta..wo aaj tere uncle ne bola tha...
Main- par aapke pass ye aai kaha se …
Aunty - wo tere uncle ne dilaya tha bahut pahle jab hum ghoomne gaye the..par ghar par kabhi pahni hi nhi .....
Main- wow aunty..ab to aap kush hai na...aap apne man ki dress pahan sakti hai...
Aunty - ha beta..or ye sab tumhari wajah se hua hai…thank you beta…
Mian- tab to aaj uncle ne aapko choda hoga..kyo..??
Aunty - kya khak choda bas khud thande ho gaye or mujhe garam chhod diya…
Main- koi baat nahi main hu na..aapka khyaal rakhne…
Aunty - ha beta..tu hi mera khyaal rakhna hamesha…
Main- ok aunty ..par ab aap mera khyaal to karo…
Aunty - isi liye to aai hu…tum hi pine me busy ho…
Main- hmm..to aaj main ek naya drink pita hu….
Aunty - kya..???
Main- aap bra-panty nikaal do fir dikhata hu…
Ab waha par ghar ke sab member aa gye the aur sab ke sab aankhe neeche kiye huye baaten sun rahe the…jaise un sab ko sarmindgi ho kisi baat par…
Aunty - pllzz…bataiye na…kkya kiya..maine…
Uncle- rajni mujhe tum se aisi ummeed nahi thi….chhee
Aunty (subakte huye)- aisa kya kiya maine…batao to…plzzz
Uncle- mujhe to kahne me bhi sharm aa rahi hai…
Main(man me)- are baap re..lagta hai uncle ko aunty ki chudaai ka program pata chal gaya…par kaise…????.... aur agar aisa hua bhi to meri to mar hi gai samjho….hey bhagwan bacha lo…
Aunty (rote huye)- plzz…batao na …aisa maine kya kiya …???
Uncle- mujhse sun na chahti ho…to suno….maine tumhe manu ke ghar ke bahar dekh liya tha…kya pahna tha tumne…or ab ye saadi kaise pahan li…
Main(man me)- oh..to dress ki baat hai…thank god….bach gaya…isme jyada lafda nahi hai…
Aunty (aankhe nichi kiye huye)-aapne dekh liya..??
Uncle- ha…kaisi dress pahni thi…pata bhi hai tumhe…
Aunty - maaf kar do…wo kamini…
Uncle- kamini kya….????
Maine socha ki chalo accha hai ye chudaai ka matter nahi hai ..rahi dress ki baat to main uncle se baat karta hu…ha yhi sahi rahega..aunty to bol hi nahi pa rahi…
Main-uncle ..
Uncle- beta tum kuch mat kaho…
Main-uncle plzz…1 minute meri baat sun lijiye fir main kuch nahi boluga….
Uncle- ok..kya kahna hai tumhe…
Main- uncle ,aap isi baat se gussa hai na ki aunty ne waisi dress pahni thi…
Uncle-hmm…
Main- uncle par aunty ki koi galti nahi …saari galti unki frnd ki hai..
Aunty mujhe dekhne lagi..jaise kah rahi ho ki tu kahne kya wala hai…
Uncle- frnd ki..wo kaise..???
Main- uncle kamini ke ghar sadi me western dress ki theam thi…aunty ne mana bhi kiya par sab aourten aisi dress pahne hui thi to fir aunty ko bhi pahan ni padi….
Uncle-wo theek hai..maan liya…par sadi ke baad to..
Main(beech me)- uncle...wo meri galti hai…
Aunty fir mujhe dekhne lagi….
Uncle- tumhari galti…wo kaise…
Main- sorry uncle par maine hi aunty ko kaha tha ki aap isi dress me chalo…or ghar jate hi saadi pahan lena…
Uncle- par kyo…???
Main- uncle mujhe lagta hai ki aunty is dress me jyada acchi lagti hai..or main ye nahi chahta tha ki meri aunty kisi ke saamne gaon wali ki tarah saadi me rahe…
Uncle- par beta…isme gaon or sahr ki baat kaise aa gai…
Main- uncle…aap sahi hai sayad …fir bhi aaj –kal saadi pahan ne walo ko gaon ki hi samjhte hai jyadatar log…
Uncle- ye sahi nahi hai…
Main- uncle …agar meri maa hoti to bhi main yahi karta…
Aunty or uncle ke sath sab log meri baat ko dhyaan se sunte huye sahmat hote ja rahe the…
Uncle- theek hai beta par mujhse chipane ki kya jarurat thi..
Aunty (beech me )- kyoki aapse dar lagta hai..apko ye sab pasand nahi na…
Uncle- aisa nahi hai..mujhe pasand nahi tha..par ab main bhi change ho raha hu jamane ke sath…
Aunty - matlab…
Uncle(muskura kar)- are main gussa nahi hu…bas majak kar raha tha..
Main or aunty ye sun kar shocked ho gaye or baki saare log hasne lage……
Aunty - aap log...has kyo rahe ho...??
Main samjh gaya ki ye sabki milibhagat hai...aur ye sab drama kar rahe hai...
Main- uncle ..itna drama kis liye….???
Uncle- sorry beta…main to yahi chahta hu ki rajni aisi hi dress pahne …or aaj maine dekha to mujhe laga ki meri biwi mujhse chip kar ye kar rahi hai or mujhe dukh hua…to maine tumhe bhi sabak sikhane ko thoda drama kiya…
Aunty - par kyo…aap aise bhi bol sakte the na
Uncle- ye sab plan tumhari devrani or baccho ka tha…
Mian- oh ye baat hai…uncle par aapne to aunty ko rula hi diya…
Uncle- sorry rajni…main bas yahi chahta hu ki tum sab apni marji se life jiyo aur jaisi dress chaho pahno par chhip ke nahi...
Aunty - matlab
Uncle- matlab ye ki aaj se is ghar me sab log jaise chahe waisi dress pahan sakte hai..ok
Main- kyo aunty ok na....
Aunty (muskura kar)- thank you sanju ke papa…
Jab sab baat clear ho gai to hum sab aapas me mile or haste huye baate hone lagi…aunty ne parul ko bhi sabse milwa diya …
Fir hum sab coffee pi kar apne–apne room me aa gaye or main sanjeev ke sath uske room me jane laga…parul bhi anu logo ke sath uske room me chali gai…
Main soch raha tha ki uncle achanak badal kaise gaye..or ye sab plan kiska tha…khair jo bhi ho….uncle ne sahi faisla kiya…aaj ke baad sab apni marji ke dress me rahege....
Aur mujhe gaand dekhne me jyada maza aayga….or ye bhi sahi hua ki aunty ki chudaai ka uncle logo ko kuch bhi nahi pata chal..
Aise hi sochte huye hum sanjeev ke room me aa gyae…or aate hi sanjeev ne gate andar se band kiya or mujhse kaha…
( Yaha sanjeev ko sanju likh raha hu ..mera friend…taki confusion na ho..)
Sanju- bhai kaam hua ki nahi…
Main- abe chup kar yaar…kaam ho jayga …pahle ek baat bata…
Sanju- ha bol…
Main- ye sab jo drama hua…wo kis ka plan tha…
Sanju- bhai wo hum sab ka plan tha…..par suruwat aunty ne ki thi….(aunty matlab sonu ki aunty)
Main- mujhe puri baat bata…
Sanju- to sun …hua ye ki papa ne maa ko us western dress me dekha tha manu aunty ke ghar ke bahar…
Main- haa wo pata hai…...
Sanju– tu sun to…
Main- ha bol
Fir sanju ne mujhe saari baat batai…ki hua kya tha….hua ye tha ki…
Sanju ke papa uski maa ko is dress me dekh kar gussa ho gaye or ghar par aay…ghar par jab unse gussa ka reason pucha to unhone sab bata diya…
To sanju ki chachi ne aunty ka bachaw kiya ye kah kar ki aaj kal ye sab chalta hai…or uski chachi ke sath sonu, poonam,anu or raksha bhi thi….yaha tak ki sanju ke chacha ne bhi kaha…ki humare ghar me bhi sabko westrn dress pahan ne dena chahiye…
Sabki baat ko sun kar uncle bhi pighal gye or unhone decide kiya ki ab sab apni marji se dress pahanege…
Sab uncle ke decision se khush the aur fir sanju ki chachi ne sabke sath mil kar aunty ko darane ke liye ye sab plan kiya or sabne sath diya….
Jab maine saari baat sun li to mujhe sanju ki chachi par bahut gussa aaya…kyoki unhi ki wajah se aunty ko itna sunna pada or sath me rona bhi pada…
Main- yaar tum sab ne ye galat kiya…aunty ko darana nahi chahiye tha…
Sanju- yaar main kya karta..sab ka plan tha..
Main- kuch bhi ho..tumhari chachi ne galat kiya….
Sanju- bhai bhool ja...jo hua so hua..ab apni baat kare...
Maine man me socha ki sanju ki chachi ko iski keemat to chukani padegi..or kaise chukani hai ..ye main tay karuga...filhaal ise chhodte hai or sanju par dhyaan dete hai...
Sanju- oh, hello ..kaha kho gaya..
Main- kahi nahi ..bol kya kah raha tha…
Sanju- bhai mere liye kuch kiya ki nahi…..
Main- yaar teri maa mujhse pat to gai par puri tarah nahi..
Sanju- matlab
Main- matlab abhi chudaai tak baat nahi pahuchi…
Sanju- are yaar...kab pahuchegi..
Main- don’t worry..tere ghar se jane ke pahle set kar duga…
Sanju- ohk..par apne exam bhi hai…yaad hai na..
Main- haa…bilkul…or main ready bhi hu..
Sanju- tera dimaag tej hai par mujhe padna padega…
Main- to tu padaai kar...or maine teri maa ko chudaai ke liye manata hu..ok
Sanju- ok..par yaar abhi kya karu...bahut man ho raha hai...
Main- hmm..tu uski tention bhi mat le...ek choot ka intzaam karwa duga...kal.
Sanju- kiski..???
Main- ye to jab milega tab dekh lena..
Sanju- yaar bol to…
Main- ab koi sawaal nahi ..mujhe sona hai…
Sanju- ok tu rest kar ..main padai karta hu…
ye kah kar sanju apni books le kar neeche padai karne chala gaya or main aankhe band karke rest karne laga….
fir mujhe pata nahi kyo need aa gai or main so gaya….meri naad tab khuli jab anu mujhe jagane aai…
Anu- uthiye bhaiya…bahut so liya…
Main(aakhe khol kar)- hmmm..kya hai…sone de na..
Anu(mere sir par hath fer kar)- nahi..uthiye ...diinner ready hai..sab aapka wait kar rahe hai...
Main- oh…dinner..theek hai…uth jata hu…
Anu- bhaiya..aap to saadi me ja kar hume bhool hi gaye...
Main- aisa kyo bol rahi hai…
Anu- bhaiya yaad hai na…aapne math padane ka bola tha…
Main-oh haa…sorry beta..kal se tumhari tution start…
Anu- kal se kyo..aaj se kyo nahi..
Main- yaar aaj thak gaya hu na..isliye..kal fresh mind se suru karege na...
Anu- ok…ab aap ready ho kar neeche aa jao…main chalti hu…
Iske baad anu chali gai or main bhi fresh ho kar neeche aa gaya…aur hum dinner karne lage…
Dinner ke baad hum sab saadi or yaha –waha ki baate karte rahe or fir apne-apne room me aa gaye…
Room me aate hi sanjeev padne laga or main let kar sochne laga ki kya aaj wo lund choosne wali aaygi ya nahi…hmmm dekhte hai…aur yahi sochte huye maine kapde nikaal kar let gaya……
Mujhe ab bhi badi tej need aa rahi thi but sanju padaai kar raha tha aur light me mujhe need nahi aati….
Aur mujhe ye tention bhi thi ki agar sanju jagta raha to mera lund choosne wali nahi aa paygi…isliye sanju ko ya to sulana padega ya fir room se bahar bhejna hoga…
yahi soch kar maine thode gusse me sanju se kaha….
Main- yaar sanju…ye light band kar ..mujhe sona hai…
Sanju- yaar light band kar duga to padaai kaise karuga..
Main- wo mujhe nahi pata ..subah padh lena…abhi so ja…
Sanju- bhai maine kuch bhi nahi padha aur exam aane wale hai….plz padne de na…
Main- to kahi aur ja kar padaai kar...mujhe sona hai bas...
Sanju- yaar aaj light me so ja na...
Main- nahi…mujhe need nahi aati…tu ya to so ja ya fir kahi aur ja…
Sanju- tujhe samjhana bekaar hai..accha main neeche jata hu…guest room me…
Main- ha jaldi ja…mujhe sone de..
Sanju ne apni books li aur neeche jane laga..aur jate huye kaha...
Sanju- ab so ja..main ja raha hu....wahi so jauga..tu room band kar le , karna ho to...
Main- ha tu nikal ,, main kar luga…
Sanju ke jane ke baad main man me khush ho gaya ki ab kam se kam lund ki chusaai to ho hi jaygi....par kya wo aaj aaygi...aana to chahiye....itne din se wo bhi tadap rahi hogi....
Aa jay to maza hai...nahi to sanju ko bhagane ka matlab nahi niklega...
Yahi sab sochte huye main leta tha ki pata hi nahi chala ki kab aankh lag gai or main so gaya...
Meri need tabhi khuli jab mujhe apne lund par kuch harkat mahsus hui….
Main(man me)- kismat ne sath de diya….aa gai lund choosne ….par hai koun….???
Maine apne man me baate kar raha tha aur wo ladki ya aourat jo bhi thi…mera lund pura muh me aage piche karti hui choose rahi thi….
Main(man me)- iska pata to lagana hi hai…ye lund mast choosti hai…to chudaai bhi aachi hogi iski…..
Main aaram se lund chuswate huye sant hi leta raha aur wo mere lund ko pure pyaar , aur tasaali se choosti rahi…
Uski mast chussai se mera lund jhadne ke kareeb aa gaya tha…ab dekhna ye tha ki aaj ye mera lund ras peeti hai ya nahi…
Main jhadne laga to wo mere lund ko muh me hi bhare huye lund ras gata-gat pi gai or mere lund ko chusna jaari rakha.....
Jab mere lund ka pura ras wo pi gai or lund choose ke saaf kar diya to fir usne badi sarafat se mere lund ko underwere me dala aur chup-chap bahar nikal gai….
Main aaj bhi uska pata nahi laga paya…fir socha ki yaha se jane ke pahle iska pata laga kar rahuga…
Wo to mere lund ka ras paan karke chali gai par mere lund me khujli paida kar gai…ab mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki kisi ko chodne mil jay bas…par kise choduga….???
Poonam ke kamre me to parul bhi hai…..main dono ko chod chukka hu par…abhi ye baat unhe pata nahi chalna chahiye….aur aunty to uncle ke sath hogi…kya karu…
Main soch raha tha ki kamini ke ghar mast tha ..itni choot thi ki kisi ko bhi bula kar chod lo…par yaha to choot hote huye bhi kuch idea nahi aa raha…kya karu…??
Yahi sochte huye main idea dhudne laga ki kaise apne lund ki khujli milaai jay…
Kuch sochne ke baad maine time dekha to abhi sirf 11.30 hi huye the raat ke…maine socha ki sab ya to so gaye hoge ya sone wale hoge…isse pahle ki sab so jay kuch karna hoga….yahi soch kar maine apna cell nikal or msg karne laga…...
Ye msg maine aunty ko kiya tha...maine msg me ek joke bheja...taki agar uncle bhi padh le to problem na ho....
Thodi der wait karne ke baad aunty ka reply aaya ki....
"" ha main hi hu beta..ab baat karo...""
Aunty msg padh ke hi samjh gai ki maine joke sirf ye jan ne bheja ki phon kiske pass hai aur msg kisne dekha...
Jab confirm ho gaya ki aunty ne hi msg dekha...to maine msg se baat suru kar di....
( Msg se chat)
Main- aunty ..jaag rahi ho…??
Aunty - haa..tune msg kyo kiya ..neeche aa jata koi kaam tha to…
Main- kaam hi aisa tha ki neeche nahi aa sakta tha…
Aunty - aisa kya kaam hai beta..bol na..??
Main- aunty aapse itni raat me kya kaam hoga ..samjh jao...
Aunty - ha..samjh rahi hu…aadat pad gai hai na rooj-rooj ki.....
Main- haa..aunty …need nahi aa rahi …kuch karo na…
Aunty - beta tere uncle sath me hai..
Main- uncle jag rahe hai kya…??
Aunty - nahi abhi-abhi soye hai…
Main- to ab kya karu..aapse ummeed thi aur aap bhi....
Aunty - aisa mat bol…main teri hu…tu kahe aur main na aau..aisa sochna bhi mat...
Main- par uncle...??
Aunty - unki chinta mat kar...wo so jayge ghode bech kar..mujhe to sonu ki tention hai....
Main- matlab…
Aunty - tere sath sonu hoga…to karege kaha….
Main- aunty sonu ki tention mat lo…wo guest room me padaai kar raha hai or raat me wahi so jayga…aap aa jao…
Aunty - to fir thoda ruk main 10 minute me aati hu…
Maine cell ko side me rakha aur sochne laga ki..aunty jaisi maal meri randi ban gai ..kya baat hai…apne hi ghar me apne pariwar ke hote huye bhi wo mujhe chudne aa rahi hai..sach me ab wo meri ho chuki hai….
Fir maine socha ki jab tak aunty aati hai tab tak ek peg laga liya jay…..
main janta tha ki sanjeev apne room me whisky chipa kar rakhta hai…aur sanjeev ke alawa sirf mujhe wo jagah pata hai...
Maine fir whisky ka ek strong peg banaya or chips lekar sofe par baith gaya…or whisky ka maza lete huye aunty ka wait karne laga…
Thodi der main aunty dheere se room ka gate khol kar anadar aai or gate ko band karke mere baju me aa kar baith gai…
Main- kafi der laga di…
Aunty - kya kru..sabko dekh ke aana pada..ye ghar hai..kamini ki haweli nahi..
Main(muskura kar)-accha...to aaj aap apne ghar me , apne bete ke bedroom me chudne aa gai....
Aunty (mere seene se lag kar)- beta, tumse se to main bete ke saamne bhi chud jaau…fir bete ka badroom to cheej hi kya hai…
Main(ek hath aunty ki peeth par rakh kar)-hmm..meri pyaari aunty…aise hi rahna…
Aunty (kas kar seene se lag kar)- haa beta…hamesha…
Iske baad aunty ne mujhe choda aur boli…
Aunty - par ye kya..tum drink kyo kar rahe ho…kaha tha na ki kam piya karo…or ye mili kaha se…??
Main- wo aunty ..main laya tha..or haa ye to aapki judaai me pi raha tha…
Aunty -accha…to ab pina band karo..main aa gai na…
Main- hmmm…khatm karne do bas…waise aapki nighty mast hai…
Aunty - are ye nighty to aate huye pahan li..aaj to tere uncle ne kuch aur hi pahnaya tha…
Main-kya..hume bhi batao…
Aunty - batao kya..abhi dikhati hu….
Ye kah kar aunty mere saamne khadi hui or apni nighty nikaal di….
Andar aunty ne sirf bra aur panty pahni hui thi.…jo kafi stylish thi...
Main-wow aunty..aap aise soti ho…ye pahan kar…
Aunty - are nhi beta..wo aaj tere uncle ne bola tha...
Main- par aapke pass ye aai kaha se …
Aunty - wo tere uncle ne dilaya tha bahut pahle jab hum ghoomne gaye the..par ghar par kabhi pahni hi nhi .....
Main- wow aunty..ab to aap kush hai na...aap apne man ki dress pahan sakti hai...
Aunty - ha beta..or ye sab tumhari wajah se hua hai…thank you beta…
Mian- tab to aaj uncle ne aapko choda hoga..kyo..??
Aunty - kya khak choda bas khud thande ho gaye or mujhe garam chhod diya…
Main- koi baat nahi main hu na..aapka khyaal rakhne…
Aunty - ha beta..tu hi mera khyaal rakhna hamesha…
Main- ok aunty ..par ab aap mera khyaal to karo…
Aunty - isi liye to aai hu…tum hi pine me busy ho…
Main- hmm..to aaj main ek naya drink pita hu….
Aunty - kya..???
Main- aap bra-panty nikaal do fir dikhata hu…
