Adultery LAVISH...

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....meri seedhi saadi si zindagi me ek toofan sa aane wala tha aur main is toofan se bekhabar tha. Pata nahi kahan le jane wala tha mujhe ye toofan........


"Abe uth na, kab tak sota rahega? 9 baj rahe hain, aaj ka tera wada hai ,bhoolna nahi"
Ye ambar tha jo last 10 mins se mujhe jagane ki koshish kar raha tha. Aur main tha ki jaise ghode bech kar soya hua tha. Shayad ye kal ki tiredness ki wajah se tha, kal main bahot zyada busy tha ghar ke kaam me, to jab soya to aisa soya ki subah tak sota hi raha.maine apni ankho ko thoda sa rub kiya aur left eye ko zara sa kholkar dekha to ambar mere bed par baitha hua muskura raha tha.
Atif:- abe tu is time yahan kya kar raha hai ?
Ambar:- main yahan kya kar raha hun? Kya main tere ghar nahi aa sakta ?
Atif:- O bhai tujhe kisne mana kiya hai yahan aane se, bilkul aa sakta hai, but itni subah subah kaise ?
Ambar:- abe ullu pahle dono eyes open kar aur fir samne lagi wall clock par ek nazar daal aur dekh kya time ho raha hai.
Atif:- ohhh shit !!! Abe 9 baj gaye, aur mujhe kisi ne uthaya hi nahi.
Ambar:- shukr kar ki tujhe main uthane aa gaya aur teri heartbeats start ho gayi warna thodi der me main teri family walo ko bulane wala tha aur fir chaar kandhe utha ke le jate tujhe...hahahaha.
Atif:- teri to saale, chal bhaag yahan se.
Ambar:- haan haan ja raha hun aur jaldi se fresh hoke room se bahar aa ja tab tak main tere ghar ki subah ki chaai k maze leta hun☕☕☕

Uske bad ambar room se bahar chala jata hai aur main apne room me bane washroom ki taraf kadam badha deta hun fresh hone ke liye.
Next 15-20 mins me main apne room se ready hokar nikalta hun ekdum tiptop hokar. Mere dimaag me bhi yahi baat chal rahi thi ki aaj ek lambe arse bad haveli ko dekhunga andar se, to zara sahi se ready hokar jana chahiye, pata nahi jab main andar jaunga to wahan par sab log kis tarah se pesh ayenge, kaun-kaun hoga haveli me, haveli me jo choti choti girls thi wo ab kitni badi ho gayi hongi. Agar meri family aur haveli wali families ke beech koi problem na hoti to shayad main aaj bhi haveli me hi khel raha hota. Anyway, in yadon se bahar aakar jab maine samne dekha to ambar ghode ki tarah nashte par toota pada tha.
( sorry guys, main apni family ka koi zikr nahi karunga, jaise ki ambar ko ye nashta kisne banakr diya etc. I hope you all can understand?)
Atif:- abe insaan ban aur tameez se baith ke kha, kyu jaanwar bana hua hai?
Ambar:- bas ek yahi to ghar hai yaar pure sahanpur me jahan main apne mann ki kar sakta hun, warna mere khud ke ghar me to meri koi aukat hi nahi hai.
Atif:- hahaha ...sahi hai beta sahi hai agar tuje baki gharon me bhi aisi hi chhoot mil gayi to pure sahanpur ko jungle bana dega tu jaanwar kahin ka...hahaha.
Isi tarah se hasi khel me thoda aur waqt guzra , hum dono ne nashta kiya aur fir chal diye haveli ki taraf...maine apne ghar me kisi ko nahi bataya tha ki main haveli ja raha hun, agar bata deta to shayad na ja pata aur ambar ko bhi bol diya tha ki kisi ko na bataay...
Khair....ambar aur maine haveli me entry ki aur mere dil me bahot tez dhak dhak si hone lagi andar jate waqt...us waqt main soch raha tha ki pata nahi kitna kuch change ho gaya hoga but jaisa main soch raha tha aisa kuch bhi nahi tha...sab kuch waisa hi tha jaisa mere bachpan me hua karta tha...sabhi families aur relatives k ghar usi tarah se bane hue the jaise pahle the.. kuch gamle jinme chhote chhote paudhe lage hue hote hain wo bhi usi tarah se apni hi jagah par rakhe hue the aur shayad wo paudhe mujhe dekhkar muskura kar jhoomne lage the. Shayad mera welcome kar rahe the. Haveli k beech me ek amrood ka ped laga hua tha wo aaj bhi hara bhra tha..ye sab dekhkar main nostalgic ho gaya aur purani yaadon me jaise kho sa gaya...hosh to tab aya jab ambar ne mujhe zor se hilaya...
Ambar:- abe khade khade so gaya kya ? Abhi bhi neend puri nahi hui kya teri.
Ambar ki is baat par main halke se muskura diya par kuch bola nahi aur usko apne haath se aage chalne ka ishara kiya. Wo bhi chupchap aage aage chalne laga aur left hand par bane ek kamre me chala gaya...main bhi uske piche piche kamre me ghus gaya...itna to mujhe acche se yaad hai ki ye kamra kolkata wali aunty ka tha. Aur meri ummid ke mutabiq chaarpaayi par dadi baithi hui thi...
( ye kis rishte se meri dadi hain ye to samajh me nahi aata but itna kah sakta hun ki inse koi hamara dur ka rishta hai..sabhi log inhe dadi kaha karte the to main bhi isi tarah se dadi bolta tha)
Maine unke pas jakar unko wish kiya aur unke saamne apna sar jhuka diya..unhone bade pyar se mere sar par apna haath phera aur mujhe pahchanne ki koshish karne lagi fir ambar ne unhe bataya...
Ambar:- dadi ye atif hai xyz ka beta.
Dadi:- are mera baccha, kahan tha tu itne dino se, meri aankhe taras gayi apne bacche ko dekhne ke liye. Tujhe dadi ki yaad nahi aayi bilkul bhi ?
Atif:- bas dadi apko to sab kuch pata hi hai mere na aane ki wajah.
Mera bas itna bolna hi tha ki dadi bhi apni yaadon me kahin gum ho gayi aur unki aankho se aansu bahne lage..shayad unhe kuch yaad aaya jo saalo pahle meri family aur haveli walo ke beech hua tha.
Anyway...hum thodi der dadi k paas baithe rahe fir ambar mujhe apne portion me le gaya.
( Ab yahan par bhi lambi baatein hui ambar ki family se but main uska zikr nahi karunga).
Fir wo mujhe roof par le gaya...maine us roof ko bahot acche se nihara uski deewaro ki ek ek eint (brick) ko apne haatho se sahlaya aur kuch yaad karne laga ki is roof par hum sab baccho ne kitna cricket khela hai aur garmiyon ki raat me sab milkar isi roof par soya karte the. Bahot kuch tha jo aaj bhi sab kuch waisa hi tha aur mujhe ek bar firse wohi chhota sa baccha banne par majboor kar raha tha. But wo waqt to guzar chuka tha aur wapas nahi aane wala tha..
Isi beech ambar ne firse mujhe hilaya.
Ambar:- abe pagal ho gaya hai kya tu ? Itni der se kutte ki tarah bhaunke ja raha hun main tuje kuch sunayi bhi de raha hai ya nahi..aur ye deewar ko kyu ghoor raha hai itni der se? Apni aankho se chhed karega kya ghoor ghoor ke ?
Atif:- sorry yaar wo kuch soch raha tha main.
Ambar:- chal chhod is bat ko, main tujhe kuch dikhane ke liye bol raha tha.
Atif:-kya ?
Ambar:- chal mere sath...
Wo muje roof ki chaar deewari k pas le gaya aur niche haveli ke sehan me dekhne ke liye bola...jab maine niche dekha to bas main dekhta hi rah gaya...ek bala ki khoobsurat ladki jhoola jhool rahi thi, usne apne door KI Chaukhat ki kundi me jhoole ka huk atkaya hua tha aur koi bollywood ka old song gunguna rahi thi. Usne pink colour ka suit pahna hua tha, baal khule hue the aur geele bhi the wo shayad naha kar abhi abhi aayi thi. Pink colour k suit me uske gore gore haath aur un par red colour ki bangles me wo itni Khoobsurat lag rahi thi ki bas shabdo me bayaan nahi kiya ja sakta. Shayad maine usse zyada khoobsurat ladki aaj se pahle kabhi nahi dekhi thi.
Ambar:-pahchana kaun hai ?
Atif:- dekh bhai itna to main janta hun ki ye kolkata wali aunty ki ladki nahi hai kyuki unki age i think around 35 hai aur ye ladki 20-22 ke kareeb ki lagti hai. Sirf meerut wali aunty ki hi 3 betiyan thi. Unhi me se ek ho sakti hai.
Ambar:- Bilkul thik samjha ye unki 2nd number ki beti hai LAVISH.
LOVELY ki chhoti bahan...
(ji haan, ye lovely wohi hai jiski chudai aap 1st update me padh chuke hain)
Wo kahte hain na LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. Bas aisa hi kuch mere sath bhi ho gaya tha. Main fauran ambar ki taraf ghooma aur bola...
Atif:- Bhai ye ladki mujhe chahiye hai mujhe isse pyar ho gaya hai mujhe isse shadi karni hai.
Ambar:- Abe ruk ruk thoda break maar itni jaldi mat kar warna accident ho jayega. Pahle uske bare me kuch jaan to le.
Atif:- Haan to tu kisliye hai fir tu help kar meri.
Ambar:- sabse pahle to ye sunle kuch din pahle tak uska ek boyfriend tha rocky. Wo ab hai ya nahi ye mujhe nahi pata.
Atif:- To pata Karke bata na bhai rocky ab hai uski life me ya nahi. Agar nahi hai to ab main aunga.
Ambar:- Sorry bhai ye to main pata nahi kar sakta but 2 tarah se teri help kar sakta hun aur uske bad tujhe khud apni help karni padegi.
Atif:-aur wo kaise bhla?
Ambar:-sabse pahle main tujhe lavish ka mobile number dunga. Aur dusra tujhe kolkata wali aunty ko patana hoga.
Atif:- lavish ka mobile number to thik hai but aunty ko kyu patana padega?
Ambar:-wo isliye kyuki ye dono chachi-bhatiji Kam aur dost zyada hain. Kya tune filmo me nahi dekha ki ladki patane se pahle uski dost se setting karni padti hai. Aur waise bhi ye dono ek dusre se open hain ekdum to aunty teri puri help kar sakti hain. Aur ho sakta hai ki tujhe ek k sath ek free mil jaaye.
Atif:-kya matlab ?
Ambar:- matlab ye ki ab tu apni zindagi k 10-12 saal piche jaa aur yaad kar ki aunty hum dono ko kamre me band karke hamare sath kya kya khela karti thi. Ho sakta hai ki agar tu ab unke thoda kareeb jaay to tu aunty ke bhi maze le sakta hai. Waise bhi wo tujh par zyada fida thi mujh par nahi.
Atif:- are yar tab hum itne samajhdar nahi the.
Ambar:-exactly, tab hame kuch nahi pata tha but ab hum us sab ka maza acche se le sakte hain.
Atif:- Chal thik hai teri baat maan kar ek bar try karke dekhta hun. Ab hum niche chalte hain tu lavish ko kahin aur busy kar main aunty se apni baat badhata hun.
Uske bad hum dono niche jate hain, main aunty ke kamre ki taraf jata hun aur ambar lavish ko busy karne me lag jata hai. Main jaise hi unke room me entry karta hun to dekhta hun ki wo aaj bhi apni adat ke mutabiq rangeen kahaniyo ki koi novel padh rahi thi. Aur mujh par nazar padte hi fauran novel ko takiye ke niche rakh deti hain. Main samajh gaya ki ambar ki advice bilkul sahi hai. Aaj bhi aunty me sex ki aag bahot zyada hai aur wo isliye hai kyuki inka jo husband hai wo inhe sukoon nahi de pata kyuki wo meele (chhakka) type ke hain. Mujhe dekhkar aunty bahot zyada khush ho gayi aur jaldi se apni wo rangeen kitab ko takiye ke niche rakhkar bhaag kar mere pas aa gayi aur mujhe gale se laga liya.
AUNTY:- Haaye mere bacche tu kahan tha itne dino se apni Aunty ki yaad nahi aayi tuje...
Bas itna kahkar fir aunty ne mere pure face par apni kisses ki baarish kardi yahan tak ki 2-3 bar mere lips ko bhi kiss kar liya unhone.mera pura face unki red lipstick se red ho gaya tha, fir unhone mujhe apne gale se laga liya,mujhe laga ki aunty aaj bhi kitni hot hain, Aaj bhi unke andar sex ki chahat puri tarah se barkarar thi.maine bhi aunty ko tight hug kar liya aur unki kamar par dhire dhire hath ferne laga,mujhe laga ki mera kaam to khud bakhud aasaan ho gaya mujhe kuch karna hi nahi pada,but kuch hi der me mera aisa sochna galat sabit ho gaya,kyuki tabhi mujhe aunty k rone ki halki halki aawaz apne kaano me padi,maine fauran aunty ko kandhe se pakadkar apne samne kiya to dekha ki unki khoobsurat aankho se moti jaise aansu bah rahe hain, to maine aunty se pucha...
Atif:-aunty kya hua aap ro kyu rahi hain ?
Aunty:-kuch nahi bas, aaj tu itne dino bad yahan aya hai to khud par kaabu na kar saki, waise to tuje maine kafi bar window se ambar k sath road par jate hue dekha hai, but teri family ki wajah se kabhi tujhe awaz dene ki bhi himmat na kar saki, lekin tu aaj yahan aya hai to khud ko rok bhi na paayi...
Mujhe feel hua ki jab aunty mujhe kisses kar rahi thi us waqt main jo bhi soch raha tha wo sab galat tha, aunty ka mujhe hug karna aur kisses karna ye sab unki hawas nahi thi, balki ye to unka pyar tha jo itne saalo bad mujh par baras raha tha..fir maine aunty ko aram se bed par bithaya aur unke piche deewar par lage hue mirror me jab khud ko dekha to chaunk gaya.mera pura face laal ho chuka tha unki lipstick se...



To be continued.......
 
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..fir maine aunty ko aram se bed par bithaya aur unke piche deewar par lage hue mirror me jab khud ko dekha to chaunk gaya.mera pura face laal ho chuka tha unki lipstick se...

Atif:- aunty ye kya kiya aapne, mera pura face laal kar diya, ab main ghar kaise jaunga ?
Aunty:- are to wash karle isme itna ghabrane wali kya baat hai.
Uske bad aunty ne mujhe apne room me bane huye washroom ki taraf ishara kiya. Main bhi chupchap washroom me jakar aur muh dhokar wapas aa gaya aur aunty ke samne jakar baith gaya...
Aunty :- to beta ab ye btao ki itne time k bad aaj yahan ka chakkar kaise lag gaya ?
Yahan maine socha ki ek bar apne lafzo ka jaal bichakr dekhta hun to shayad bat ban jaay...
Atif:- aunty sach bataun ya jhuth ?
Aunty:-jhuth kyu bhla sach hi bata.
Atif:- to aunty aap yakeen kare ya na kare main aaj sirf aur sirf apki muhabbat me yahan aya hun, main apko bahot miss kar raha tha aur kafi time se aane ki soch raha tha but himmat nahi kar pata tha but is bar maine soch hi liya tha ki chahe jo ho main aaj apse milne zaroor jaunga, aur lo main aa gaya...aur mujhe yahan aane ka inaam bhi mil gaya.
Aunty:- kaisa inaam ?
Atif:- Apka itna sara pyar jo mila hai, itni sari kisses jo mili hain...hahaha
Aunty:- chal hatt badmash, wo to bas aise hi kardi maine..
Atif:- ab chahe jaise bhi kari ho but mujhe bahot accha laga.
Aunty:- sach me kya ?
Atif:- apki kasam, mujhe itni kisses aur wo bhi ek sath kisi ne nahi ki..kuch kisses to apki aisi thi jo sirf apko apne husband ko karni chahiye thi..
Aunty:- matlab? Konsi kisses ?
Atif:- 3-4 bar aapne mere lips ko bhi kiss kiya tha...shayad dhoke me kar diya ho. But mujhe bahot accha laga.
Aunty:- accha ji...to janab ko lips wali kisses acchi lagi...ek bat bataun...wo kisses maine dhoke me nahi ki, main bas tujhe choomti ja rahi thi kyuki mujhe tujh par bahot pyar aa raha tha to lips par bhi kardi.
Atif :- ( main dheere se unke kaan k pas jakar bola) aunty apke lips bahot soft hain mujhe bahot accha laga. Agar aap ijazat dein to....
Aunty:- to kya ?
Atif:- to...
Aunty:- to kya...?
Atif:- aap naraz to nahi hongi na ?
Aunty:- pagal hai kya, tu itne dino bad aya hai kya main ab bhi tujhse naraz rahungi ?
Atif:- promise na ?
Aunty:- arre haan baba pakka promise, ab bol bhi de...
Atif:- kya main bhi apko kiss kar sakta hun ?
Pahle unhone badi badi aankhe karke mujhe dekha fir halke se muskura kar boli...
Aunty:- ale le le mela baccha, aaja mere pas aa aur karle...
Itna bolkar aunty ne apna right gaal mere aage kar diya, tab main bola...
Atif:- aunty gaal par nahi...
Aunty:- to aur kahan ?
Atif:- lips par...
Aunty:- nahi beta lips par nahi kisi ne dekh liya to kya sochega ?
Atif:- accha ji jab aap mere face par apne lips se painting kar rahi thi tab nahi socha ki koi dekh lega to kya kahega.
Aunty:- fir bhi beta wo ek moment tha main thoda imotional si ho gayi thi to wo sab ho gaya.
Atif:- aur main wo moment dobara chahta hun aunty please...
Wo meri taraf bade pyar se dekh rahi thi aur fir unhone kuch socha aur door ki taraf dekha jo khula hua tha fir mujhe halke se ishara kiya ki main door thoda close kar dun...main fauran uthkar gaya aur door ko halka sa bhida diya aur wapas aa gaya, wo bhi bed se khadi ho gayi aur meri aankho me dekhne lagi...lagbhag 1 min tak hum dono ek dusre ko dekhte rahe aur dono yahi sochte rahe ki kaun pahle aage badhe...tabhi aunty boli....
Aunty:- ab kya tujhe invitation card chhapwa ke dun ?
Bas maine itna sunna tha aur aunty ke gore gore gaalo ko apne haatho me le liya aur unhe kiss karne ke liye apne lips unke lips ke kareeb le jane laga, unhone apni aankhe band kar rakhi thi, aur jaise hi mere lips unke lips se touch huye unhone apna muh thoda sa khol diya aur maine unke uper wale lip ko apne lips me qaid karke halka sa choosa to unhone bhi der na karte huye mere niche wale lips ko choosa fir maine unke gaal se apne haath hatakar unki kamar par rakhe aur unhe apne seene se lagakar kiss karne laga. Mujhe apne chest par unke 38 size k boobs bahot acche se feel ho rahe the, aur wo shayad madhosh hoti ja rahi thi, tabhi mere dimaag me ghanti baji aur maine socha ki thoda sa risk aur liya jaay. Main unki kamar sahlate sahlate apne haath niche le jane laga unki gaand ki taraf, unhone tabhi mere hatho ko apne haatho se wahin par rok diya aur mere haatho ko niche nahi jane diya but unhone kiss continue rakhi, maine ek bar fir try kiya unke haatho se apne haatho ko chhudaya aur direct unke dono mote mote chutad apne haatho me le liye, wo halki si uper ko uchhli but unhone kiss abhi bhi continue rakhi hui thi, ye mere liye ek signal tha agar unko bura lagta to wo kiss tod deti but unhone aisa nahi kiya aur kiss karne me mera pura sath deti rahi, aur main is mauke ka pura faayda uthana chahta tha to main unki gaand ab acche se dabane laga, unko shayad ab maza aa raha tha, unhone fir apni dono baanhe mere gale me daal di aur apni gaand jaise mere hawale kardi, meri to maano lottery lag gayi thi, maine bhi der na karte huye piche se unki kaamiz ko thoda sa uper uthaya aur fir se unke dono chutad apne haatho me lekar dabane laga. Us waqt aisa lag raha tha jaise main unke nange chootad daba raha hun.Mera lund bhi ab full tight hokar unke pet se takra raha tha, maine ab unke dono chutad ko apne hatho se thoda sa failaya aur unki gaand ki darar me apni ungli chalane laga...tab unke muh se ek aah nikli aur unhone wahin par kiss tod kar halke se mere kaan me kaha...
Aunty:- tujhe nahi lagta ki hum kuch zyada aage badh rahe hain, hame sirf kiss karni thi, aur ye kuch zyada ho raha hai.
Atif:- main janta hun ye thoda zyada ho gaya but apko apne itna kareeb pakar mujhse control nahi hua.
Aunty:- to control karna seekh khud par.
Atif:- main ab chhota sa bccha nahi raha jawan ho gaya hun to control karna thoda mushkil hai.
Aunty:- oho, dekho to is jawan ka, mere liye to bccha hi hai.
Atif:- kya apko meri jawani feel nahi ho rahi ?
Aunty:- (mere gaal par kiss karte huye) bahot acche se feel ho rahi hai, mujhe darr hai kahin mere pet me chhed na karde...bas ab rukja atif hame aur aage nahi badhna chahiye..
Atif:- bas 5 mins aur aunty...
Aunty:-ok.
Fir main aunty ki gaand acche se dabane laga aisa lag raha tha jaise main garam garam aate ki bori daba raha hun. Aunty mujhe lagatar choomti rahi. Aur ab hum lovers wali kiss karne lage jeebh se jeebh ladakar. Aunty ne abhi bhi aankhe band kar rakhi thi aur main unki gaand ki darar me pura hath daal kar masal raha tha. Mujhe feel hua ki aunty geeli ho gai hain. Tab maine aunty ki shalwar me piche se daalne ki sochi...maine socha jab uper se dabane me itna maza aa raha hai to nange chootad ko press karne me kitna maza ayega...bas ye sochkar jaise hi maine unki shalwar me thoda sa haath dala tabhi mujhe bahar se kisi k aane ki aahat hui...main fauran aunty se alag hua aur unko ankho se ishara kiya ki koi aa raha hai. Wo bhi piche hokar bed par sahi se baith gayi aur main chair par baith gaya....


To be continued...
 
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...main fauran aunty se alag hua aur unko ankho se ishara kiya ki koi aa raha hai. Wo bhi piche hokar bed par sahi se baith gayi aur main chair par baith gaya....

Aunty ka to mujhe pata nahi but us waqt mera dil bahot ghabra raha tha, ye sirf kuch hi seconds ki bat thi aur in kuch seconds me hazaro baatein mere dimaagh me aa rahi thi aur ja rahi thi..aane wale ne kahin hamein dekh to nahi liya ? Use hum par koi shaq to nahi hua? Ye aane wala hai kaun ? Fir jab us shakhs ki entry hui room me to ek kahawat mere mind me aayi ki (khoda pahad aur nikla chooha...) Aane wala shakhs Ambar tha...
Ambar:- haanji kya baatein chal rahi hain chachi-bhatije me ?
Atif:- ye hamare apas ki baat hai, tujhe kyu bataye?
Ambar:- haan to mat bata tujhse puch bhi kaun raha hai..
Atif:- to kya aunty se puch raha hai ?
Ambar:-haan, tujhe koi problem hai ?
Aunty:- arerere ye kya ho raha hai, lad kyu rahe ho tum dono...aao ambar yahan baith jao....aunty ne dusri chair ki taraf ishara karte huye ambar ko baithne ke liya kaha...
Ambar:- are nahi aunty main bas atif ko hi bulane aya tha,
Aunty:- kyu, kahan ja rahe ho ?
Ambar:- wo kuch kaam tha aunty bahar ...to thodi der ke liya jana hai.
Aunty:- nahi, bilkul bhi nahi, tujhe jahan jana hai tu ja lekin atif aaj kahin nahi jayega, aaj ye pura din apni aunty ke sath hi rahega.
Atif:- (jane ka mann to mera bhi nahi tha, but zyada der ruk bhi nahi sakta tha, waise bhi kaafi der ho chuki thi mujhe yahan aaye huye) are nahi aunty kuch zaroori kaam hai, main fir kabhi aa jaunga.
Aunty:- tu fir saalon laga dega aunty ke paas ane me.
Atif:-nahi aunty, ab aisa nahi hoga, ab har sunday main apke paas aya karunga.
Aunty:- promise?
Atif:-ekdum pakka.
Aunty:- chal to pahle apna number de mujhe, kabhi agar bat karni hui to tujhe call kar liya karungi.
Fir maine aunty ko apna number diya aur ambar aur main wahan se chale gaye. Haweli se bahar aate hi ambar ne mujhse ek shokh bhare andaz me sawal kiya...
Ambar:-hanji janab, to kaisi lagi ?
Atif:- kya kaisi lagi ?
Ambar :-aunty ki moti gaand jise tu bahot maze lekar daba raha tha.
Atif:- iska matlab tune sab kuch dekh liya ?
Ambar:- na bhai, sab kuch to nahi dekh saka bas last ka wo scene zaroor dekha jab tu aunty ki shalwar me haath daalkar unki gaand daba raha tha.
Atif:-are yaar shalwar me haath dalkar nahi daba paya, bas jaise hi haath dala tere aane ki aahat ho gayi...aur ek bat bata jab tune dekh hi liya tha ki aisa kuch ho raha hai to tu andar kyu aya?
Ambar:- wo isliye, kyuki lavish se bat karke main isi taraf aa raha tha but fir lavish bhi isi taraf aane lagi lekin wo andar na aakar sidhe nikal gayi, mujhe darr laga agar usne kuch dekh liya to sara mamla khrab ho jayega. Isliye maine halki si aahat di taaki tum log sahi hokar baith jao.
Atif:- chal accha kiya, ab ye bata lavish se kya bat pata chli, kya rocky ab bhi uska bf hai ya nahi ?
Ambar:- wo to mujhe nahi pata wo to aunty hi batayngi...but main tujhe uska number de deta hun...
Fir maine ambar se lavish ka number liya aur saif ki shop pr jakar baith gaye...saif bhi hamara ek cousin hi hai...usse thodi der batein ki fir main apne ghar aa gaya aur ambar haweli wapas chla gaya. Shaam tak main apne kuch kaamo me busy raha aur dinner k bad apne room me aakar let gaya...us time raat k lagbhag 10:30 ya 11 baj rahe honge, mere whatsapp par aunty ka msg aata hai...
Aunty:- kya kar raha hai ?
Atif:- kuch nahi bas sone ki koshsh kar raha tha but neend nahi aa rahi ?
Aunty:- kyu, neend kyu nahi aa rahi?
Maine socha yahan bhi thoda sa apne lafzo me fasane ki try karta hun aunty ko...
Atif:- bas apke hi bare me soch raha tha ?
Aunty:- mere bare me ? Mere bare me kya soch raha tha ?
Atif:- yahi ki mujhe thodi der aur rukna chahiye tha apke pas.
Aunty:- maine to kaha tha but tum dono to ghode par sawar the jaise, ruke hi nahi...
Atif:- wo ambar aa gaya tha na to isliye jana pada, warna to...
Aunty:- warna to kya ?
Atif:- warna to main swarg ke dwar ki taraf ja raha tha...
Aunty meri baat ka matlab samajhte huye...
Aunty:- atif, hamare beech ye sab nahi hona chahiye tha...
Atif:- ji aapne sahi kaha, but aap itna kareeb thi mere, apke jism ki khushboo jaise mujh par ek jadoo sa kar rahi thi to main rok nahi paya khud ko, fir jab apki thodi si support mili to mera hausla aur badh gaya...waise ek bat bataun? Aap ek perfect lady hain...apke jism ka har ek hissa mukammal hai...aap ek ideal lady hain...
Apne jism ki taareef sunkar aunty khush ho gayi...
Aunty:- accha ji, muje to nahi lagta, kyunki tere uncle ne to kabhi mere bare me aisa kuch kaha nahi.
Atif:- aunty ji, kya aapne wo kahawat suni hai...ghar ki murgi daal barabar...bas aisa hi kuch samjh le aap...but agar kisi aur ki nazar se aap khud ko dekhe to apke level ki khoobsurti pure sahanpur me nahi hai...
Aunty:- chal tu kahta hai to maan leti hun...waise mujhe bhi aaj bahot accha laga tere sath...
Atif:- really ? Kya aap sach kah rahi hain ?
Aunty:-haan.
Atif:- kya mujhe dobara mauka mil sakta hai apke sath waqt guzarne ka ?
Aunty:- wo to jab tu sunday ko ayega tab dekha jayega.
Atif:- ab sunday tak wait karna mushkil hai aunty ji..
Aunty:- to fir..
Atif:- ek baat kahun agar aap maan jaay to ?
Aunty:- haan bol...
Atif :- aaj apke jism ka jo jo hissa main touch kar raha tha kya aap wo mujhe dikha sakti hain abhi...?
Aunty:- nahi nahi, ye kaise possible hai, aisa nahi ho sakta.
Atif:- please aunty, jabse main apke paas se aya hun tabhi se apke bare me hi soch raha hun, ki jo cheez main apne haathon se feel kar raha tha wo dekhne me kaisi hogi...please aunty...
Uske baad kafi der tak aunty se is bare me main request karta raha...aur akhirkaar wo apni moti gaand dikhane ke liye raazi ho gayi...


To be continued...
 
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...main fauran aunty se alag hua aur unko ankho se ishara kiya ki koi aa raha hai. Wo bhi piche hokar bed par sahi se baith gayi aur main chair par baith gaya....

Aunty ka to mujhe pata nahi but us waqt mera dil bahot ghabra raha tha, ye sirf kuch hi seconds ki bat thi aur in kuch seconds me hazaro baatein mere dimaagh me aa rahi thi aur ja rahi thi..aane wale ne kahin hamein dekh to nahi liya ? Use hum par koi shaq to nahi hua? Ye aane wala hai kaun ? Fir jab us shakhs ki entry hui room me to ek kahawat mere mind me aayi ki (khoda pahad aur nikla chooha...) Aane wala shakhs Ambar tha...
Ambar:- haanji kya baatein chal rahi hain chachi-bhatije me ?
Atif:- ye hamare apas ki baat hai, tujhe kyu bataye?
Ambar:- haan to mat bata tujhse puch bhi kaun raha hai..
Atif:- to kya aunty se puch raha hai ?
Ambar:-haan, tujhe koi problem hai ?
Aunty:- arerere ye kya ho raha hai, lad kyu rahe ho tum dono...aao ambar yahan baith jao....aunty ne dusri chair ki taraf ishara karte huye ambar ko baithne ke liya kaha...
Ambar:- are nahi aunty main bas atif ko hi bulane aya tha,
Aunty:- kyu, kahan ja rahe ho ?
Ambar:- wo kuch kaam tha aunty bahar ...to thodi der ke liya jana hai.
Aunty:- nahi, bilkul bhi nahi, tujhe jahan jana hai tu ja lekin atif aaj kahin nahi jayega, aaj ye pura din apni aunty ke sath hi rahega.
Atif:- (jane ka mann to mera bhi nahi tha, but zyada der ruk bhi nahi sakta tha, waise bhi kaafi der ho chuki thi mujhe yahan aaye huye) are nahi aunty kuch zaroori kaam hai, main fir kabhi aa jaunga.
Aunty:- tu fir saalon laga dega aunty ke paas ane me.
Atif:-nahi aunty, ab aisa nahi hoga, ab har sunday main apke paas aya karunga.
Aunty:- promise?
Atif:-ekdum pakka.
Aunty:- chal to pahle apna number de mujhe, kabhi agar bat karni hui to tujhe call kar liya karungi.
Fir maine aunty ko apna number diya aur ambar aur main wahan se chale gaye. Haweli se bahar aate hi ambar ne mujhse ek shokh bhare andaz me sawal kiya...
Ambar:-hanji janab, to kaisi lagi ?
Atif:- kya kaisi lagi ?
Ambar :-aunty ki moti gaand jise tu bahot maze lekar daba raha tha.
Atif:- iska matlab tune sab kuch dekh liya ?
Ambar:- na bhai, sab kuch to nahi dekh saka bas last ka wo scene zaroor dekha jab tu aunty ki shalwar me haath daalkar unki gaand daba raha tha.
Atif:-are yaar shalwar me haath dalkar nahi daba paya, bas jaise hi haath dala tere aane ki aahat ho gayi...aur ek bat bata jab tune dekh hi liya tha ki aisa kuch ho raha hai to tu andar kyu aya?
Ambar:- wo isliye, kyuki lavish se bat karke main isi taraf aa raha tha but fir lavish bhi isi taraf aane lagi lekin wo andar na aakar sidhe nikal gayi, mujhe darr laga agar usne kuch dekh liya to sara mamla khrab ho jayega. Isliye maine halki si aahat di taaki tum log sahi hokar baith jao.
Atif:- chal accha kiya, ab ye bata lavish se kya bat pata chli, kya rocky ab bhi uska bf hai ya nahi ?
Ambar:- wo to mujhe nahi pata wo to aunty hi batayngi...but main tujhe uska number de deta hun...
Fir maine ambar se lavish ka number liya aur saif ki shop pr jakar baith gaye...saif bhi hamara ek cousin hi hai...usse thodi der batein ki fir main apne ghar aa gaya aur ambar haweli wapas chla gaya. Shaam tak main apne kuch kaamo me busy raha aur dinner k bad apne room me aakar let gaya...us time raat k lagbhag 10:30 ya 11 baj rahe honge, mere whatsapp par aunty ka msg aata hai...
Aunty:- kya kar raha hai ?
Atif:- kuch nahi bas sone ki koshsh kar raha tha but neend nahi aa rahi ?
Aunty:- kyu, neend kyu nahi aa rahi?
Maine socha yahan bhi thoda sa apne lafzo me fasane ki try karta hun aunty ko...
Atif:- bas apke hi bare me soch raha tha ?
Aunty:- mere bare me ? Mere bare me kya soch raha tha ?
Atif:- yahi ki mujhe thodi der aur rukna chahiye tha apke pas.
Aunty:- maine to kaha tha but tum dono to ghode par sawar the jaise, ruke hi nahi...
Atif:- wo ambar aa gaya tha na to isliye jana pada, warna to...
Aunty:- warna to kya ?
Atif:- warna to main swarg ke dwar ki taraf ja raha tha...
Aunty meri baat ka matlab samajhte huye...
Aunty:- atif, hamare beech ye sab nahi hona chahiye tha...
Atif:- ji aapne sahi kaha, but aap itna kareeb thi mere, apke jism ki khushboo jaise mujh par ek jadoo sa kar rahi thi to main rok nahi paya khud ko, fir jab apki thodi si support mili to mera hausla aur badh gaya...waise ek bat bataun? Aap ek perfect lady hain...apke jism ka har ek hissa mukammal hai...aap ek ideal lady hain...
Apne jism ki taareef sunkar aunty khush ho gayi...
Aunty:- accha ji, muje to nahi lagta, kyunki tere uncle ne to kabhi mere bare me aisa kuch kaha nahi.
Atif:- aunty ji, kya aapne wo kahawat suni hai...ghar ki murgi daal barabar...bas aisa hi kuch samjh le aap...but agar kisi aur ki nazar se aap khud ko dekhe to apke level ki khoobsurti pure sahanpur me nahi hai...
Aunty:- chal tu kahta hai to maan leti hun...waise mujhe bhi aaj bahot accha laga tere sath...
Atif:- really ? Kya aap sach kah rahi hain ?
Aunty:-haan.
Atif:- kya mujhe dobara mauka mil sakta hai apke sath waqt guzarne ka ?
Aunty:- wo to jab tu sunday ko ayega tab dekha jayega.
Atif:- ab sunday tak wait karna mushkil hai aunty ji..
Aunty:- to fir..
Atif:- ek baat kahun agar aap maan jaay to ?
Aunty:- haan bol...
Atif :- aaj apke jism ka jo jo hissa main touch kar raha tha kya aap wo mujhe dikha sakti hain abhi...?
Aunty:- nahi nahi, ye kaise possible hai, aisa nahi ho sakta.
Atif:- please aunty, jabse main apke paas se aya hun tabhi se apke bare me hi soch raha hun, ki jo cheez main apne haathon se feel kar raha tha wo dekhne me kaisi hogi...please aunty...
Uske baad kafi der tak aunty se is bare me main request karta raha...aur akhirkaar wo apni moti gaand dikhane ke liye raazi ho gayi...


To be continued...
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