Update 45
Aise hi baatein karte karte sham ko gaaon pohonch jate hai , sam kuch 6 7 saal baad gaon aa raha tha gaaon pura badal gya tha kisi city se kam nahi lag raha tha , sam apne gaon ki khubsoorti ko dekhne mein kho jata hai ..
Thodi dair mein sam k dad k farmhouse pe pohonch jate hai farmhouse ki hifazat karne wala budha baba jisey sab kaka bulate hai gate kholta hai , sam gadi andar park karta hai aur sab gadi se bahir nikalte hai , sam jaa ke kaka se milta hai , kaka kehta ha
Kaka :- sam baba kitne bade ho gaye ho tum, itne saalon baad aye ho dil khush ho gaya tum se mil k
Sam :- jee kaka bs aap logo ki duayen hai sab , aur ghar mein sab kaise hain ?
Kaka :- ghar mein sab theek hai sam baba , tumhare kaki raat ka khana banane k liye aa jayegi aaj aram kar lo tum log kal gaaon ghoomne k liye jana aur haan mein ne tum logo k liy e 3 kamre khol diye hai aur unmein heater bhi laga diya hai raat ko sardi ziada ho gi isliye ..
Sam :- jee theek hai kaka ab aap bhi ghar jay iye hum bhi aram karte hai thoda
Sam kaka ko ghar bhej kar gadi se apna bag aur guitar waghera nikalta hai aur farmhouse k andar jata hai , farmhouse itna bada nahi tha bs 5 6 rooms hi the double storey building thi , sab jaa ke sofe pe beth jate hai , itne lambe safar k baad sab thak gaye the , sam kehta hai
Sam :- so now whats the plan ??
Mahrosh :- w hat plan ?? pehle fresh hote hai phir w apis yaha aa ke sochte hai k kya karna ha
Sam :- haan y e theek rahega .. chalo phir sab apne liye room select karo kaka ne bataya hai k usne 3 hi rooms khole hai humare liye
Mahrosh :- mein to aap k sath aap k room mein hi rahungi
Saima : mein aur naziya aik room mein soyenge aur aik room mein ahmer
Sam :- chalo phir theek hai sab apne rooms mein chalte hai fresh ho ke phir lounge mein ate hai
Sam apne cheezen uthata hai aur 2nd floor k aik room mein jata hai , mahrosh bhi uske sath hi aa rahi thi , room mein pohonch kar mahrosh kehti hai
Mahrosh :- pehle mein fresh hoti hu phir aap fresh hona ..
Sam :- ok jaldi se fresh ho jao
Mahrosh w ashroom mein jati hai fresh hone , sam apna laptop bag se nikalta hai aur charging pe laga k on karta hai , aur Evo connect kar k laptop w aha rakhta hai aur phir apna cell phone bhi charging pe lagata hai ..
Thodi dair mein mahrosh bhi bahir aa gayi sam andar jata hai aur fresh ho k thodi dair mein bahir ata hai , room mein mahrsoh bethi hui thi sam ko dekh k mahrosh kehti hai
Mahrosh :- neeche chale??
Sam :- nahi upar chalte hai .. challo
Sam aur mahrosh neeche ate hai neeche sab lounge mein hi bethe hue the sam aur mahrosh bhi jaa k unke sath bethte hai , ahmer kehta hai
Ahmer :- to btao bhai ky a plan hai ??
Sam :- aik kam karte hai Bar BQ party karte hai , tray waghera yehi honge , maza ayega
Ahmer :- haan y e acha idea hai tum log kya kehte ho
Saima :- haan mujhe bhi y e theek lag raha hai
Sam :- kaka k ane k bad unse store k keys le k waha dekhte hai waha honge tray waghera ..
Saima :- ab age batao kal hi jay e ya parson ??
Sam :- y ar mein to keh raha hu k 2 3 din yehi guzar k jate hai
Tabhi naziy a bolti hai
Naziy a :- kyu na is paharh k peeche jo jheel hai kal waha jaye camping k liye , aik raat w aha guzarte hai w ho boht khubsoorat jagah hai ..
Sam :- w ah yar mere moon ki baat cheen li tum ne mein bhi yehi kehna chahta tha , to ky a kehte ho bhai aap
Ahmer :- mein kya kahunga agar tum logon ko theek lag raha hai to chalte hai , magar aik baathai waha sardi boht ziada hogi ..
Saima :- humne apne sath jacket aur coats waghera laye hai ye koi badi problem nahi hai , waha bonfire bhi karenge to sardi nahi lagegi ..
Sam :- to phir done kal subah breakfast kar k yaha se niklenge gadi sidha waha pohonchta hai to koi problem nahi hogi ..
Tabhi naziy a ka cell phone bajta hai who phone le ke bahir jati hai aur thodi dair baat karne k baad andar ati hai aur kehti hai
Naziy a :- Noreen ki call thi who abhi aa rahi hai yaha humse milne
Ahmer :- acha hai na kal w ho bhi sath chalegi to maza ayega ..
Saima :- haan agar w ho ana chahe to
Sam :- w ait w ait w ait mujhe aik baat yaad aa gaya hai
Ahmer :- ky a ??
Sam :- saima tum ne tehmina ko bhi invite kiya tha na is tour k liy e
Saima :- arey haan usey to mein bhool hi gayi , usne mujhse poocha bhi tha aik bar tour k bare mein , kya kare usey bulaye kya ??
Tabhi mahrosh jaldise kehti hai
Mahrosh :- koi zaroorat nahi usey bulane ki ..
Saima :- haha ky u ?? tumhe kya problem hai usse ??
Mahrosh :- nahi w ho bhai k sath boht free hoti hai isliy e mujhe pasand nahi
Saima :- hahahahahaha apne bhai ko kab tak aur kis kis se bachaoge ab who bacha nahi hai .. aur mujhe to lagta hai w aha isne kitnon ko phasaya hoga , isne bataya bhi tha
Mahrosh :- haan who to hai , bhai aap meri apne gf se baat karane wale the
Saima :- hmm bhayi humari bhi to baat karao apne gf se
Sam :- jee zaroor karaunga sab ki karaunga aaj raat ko begham ho jao sab
Sab aise hi baatein kar rahe the thodi dair baad gadi rukne ki aw az ayi bahir , sab khade hue aur bahir hi nikalne wale the k Noreen andar ati hai , usko dekh k sab khush hote hai ,
sab ja k usko hug karte hai aur last mein sam jaa ke usko hug karne hi wala tha k noreen use rokte hue kehti hai
Noreen :- hmm ??hmm ?? chance mar rahe ho ?? sochna bhi mat
Sam :- chance aur tum pe ?? mein to soch raha tha maskeenon pe thoda ahsaan kar du gale mil k ..
Noreen sam ko hug karte hue aik mukka uske peeth pe mar k kehti hai
Noreen :- kameene k kameene hi rahoge tum ab bhi nahi sudhre ..
Sam aur Noreen alag hote hai aur sofe pe bethte hai, sam usse poochta hai
Sam :- kaise ho y ar ? aur engagement mein kyu nahi aye tum ??
Noreen :- y aar mein thodi bemaar thi aur aaj hi recover huyi hu ammi aabu to aye the magar mein nahi aa payi ..
Sam :- chalo ab theek ho gay e ho to acha hai
Noreen age 26 , cute si aur thodi boht shararti sam k sath iski boht achi banti thi naziya ki bestfriend hai , sam k dad k cuzn ki beti hai yehi gaaon mein rehti hai ..
Sab lounge mein beth k idhar udhar ki baatein kar rahe the , sam se London k bare mein poochte to kabhi uske gfs kbare mein aur sam bhi khoob phenk raha tha gfs k bare mein ..
Thodi dair baad kaka aur kaki bhi agaye , to sam ne kaka se kaha
Sam :- kaka khana banane ki zaroorat nahi hai hum khud Bar B.Q bana rahe hai ..
Kaka :- acha beta jaisa tumhara dil kare mein Bar BQ k saman nikalta hu , tumhari kaki gosht waghera saaf kar k kaat k tay ar karegi ..
Sam :- theek hai kaka thoda jaldi karein bhook bhi lagne lagi hai , aur kaki aap bs gosht kaat k mujhe dein mein marinate karunga bar bq k liye ..
Kaki :- theek hai beta mein kaat dungi tum jo karna hai w ho karo Kaka aur kaki chale jate hai store w aghera ki taraf , sam kehta hai
Sam :- to utho bhai aur behn log , tum log tray w aghera set karo aur koyle jala k tay ar karo tab tak mein gosht marinate kar lunga ..
Mahrosh :- mein bhi aap k sath marinate karungi ..
Sam :- chalo theek hai , bhai aap aik kaam karein gadi le k jaye aur roti aur cold drinks le k aye warna phir der raat ko nahi milenge ..
Ahmer roti lene jata hai sab apne apne kaam karne lagte hai , mahrosh aur sam gosht marinate kar rahe the mahrosh poochti hai
Mahrosh :- aap ne kaha se sikha bar bq karna ??
Sam :- tumhe ky a lagta hai London mein kya me eid nahi manata tha ?? bade eid pe jo qurbani karte the w ho hum ghar mein hi bar bq karte the mein bhaiya , didi aur sneha to didi se sikha hai
Mahrosh :- hmm interesting , matlb who tumhare sath eid manate the ??
Sam :- haan ky u nahi , mein bhi unke sath holi waghera manata tha ..
Mahrosh :- hmm yaqeen nahi ho raha ..
Sam :- haan ksii ko nahi hoga but its truth bhaiy ya aur didi mein jaan basti hai meri , abhi hi kitne miss kar rahe honge mujhe ..
Mahrosh :- tumhe bhi pasand hai who ..
Sam :- haan y ar mujhe boht pasand hai who log unhon ne mera us waqt sath diya hai jab mujhe apne family ki sab se ziada zaroorat thi , unko mein kabhi nahi chorh sakta hu ..
Mahrosh :- hmm to humey chorh doge unke liye ??
Sam :- tum apne bf se shadi kar k uske ghar jaoge bhai bhi shadi kar raha hai aur rahe mom dad unhon ne to kab ka rishta torh diya tha mujhse to wahi reh jate hai mere liye unke pas hi jaunga na ..
Sam aur mahrosh isi tarah baatein karte karte gosht marinate karte hai , tab tak saima ,naziya aur Noreen ne koyle jala k lawn mein sab cheezen set kar diye the aur ahmer bhi aa chukka tha ..
Sab mil k bar bq banane lage aur khate hue baatein karne lage , tabhi naziya ne kaha
Naziy a :- waise guitar sirf show off k liye laye ho ya bajane ka bhi hai
Sam :-oy e hoye ye bolti bhi hai mujhe to laga tha k y e goongi ho gayi hai
Naziy a :- very funny
Sam :- nahi seriously tumhe hua kya hai pehle to tum bhi Noreen ki tarah hi thi ab kuch bolti bhi nahi ho bs hamesha chup rehti ho …
Saima :- sam isko chorho jao tum apna guitar lao aur kuch gana gao humare liye yar ..
Sam samajh gaya tha k kuch to baat hai jo sam ko batana nahi chahte isliye topic change kar rahe hai isliye sam ne bhi ziada kuch nahi kaha aur uth k guitar lene k liye ghar k andar chala gay a ..
Sam upar jaa k room mein enter hua to usey skype k ringtone ki awaz aa rahi thi sam samajh gya k skype pe call a raha hai ,sam apna laptop utha k call receive kiya London se sidharth ka call tha
Sidharth :- kaha ho y ar tum kab se call kar raha hu mein tumhara number bhi nahi lag raha aur skype pe bhi receive nahi kar rahe the tum theek to ho
Sam :- theek hu bhai bs cuzns k sath gaaon aya tha yaha network ka masla hai aur internet connection bhi nahi hai mein Evo connect kar k neeche gaya tha Bar BQ party chal rahi thi neeche ..
Sidharth :- batana to chahiy e tha na yar hum pareshan ho gaye the k kahi tumhe kuch ho to nahi gaya ..
Sam :- sorry bhaiyya agli bar inform kar dunga ..
Sidharth :- its ok y ar , aur sunao enjoye kar rahe ho ??
Sam :- haan boht maza aa raha hai .. didi kaha hai ??
Sidharth :- w ho apne room mein gayi thi kisi kam se abhi ayegi to baat kar lena , lagta hai sulah ho gayi ghar mein isliye ghoomne nikle ho
Sam :- haan kuch aisa hi samjho ..
Sidharth :- w ho problem ka kya hua tumhare solve kar diya k nahi ?? yaha mein ne solve kar diya hai ab koi bhi company unke sath koi deal ya investment nahi karegi ..
Sam sidharth ko sab batata hai shuru se , tabhi mahrosh room mein enter hoti hai aur kehti hai
Mahrosh :- bhai y aha kaha reh gaye ho neeche sab tumhara wait kar rahe hai
Sam :- chalo phir neeche chalte hai ( skype pe ) bhaiyya di ko bulao aaj mein aap logon ko apne cuzns aur siblings se milata hu ..
Sidharth :- ab khay al aya hai intro karane ka
Sam :- ab intro kara raha hu y e kafi nahi hai kya ..
Sam aur mahrosh neeche pohonch chuke the sam lap top table pe rakhta hai tab tak soniy a bhi waha aa chuki sidharth k pas , soniya kuch kehti usse pehle hi sam kehta hai
Sam :- sorry didi mujhe pata hai aap bhi mujhe yehi kahenge k tum kaha the aur call receive kyu nahi kar rahe the etc , mein gaaon aya hua hu yaha network nahi hai isliye baat nahi kar pay a ..
Soniy a :- hahaha mein to ye nahi kehne wali thi
Sam :- aap ka pata nahi par mein aap ko achi tarah se janta hu aap y ehi sab kehne wale the , acha chorho is baat ko aaj mein aap dono ko apne cuzns aur siblings se milata hu
Sam aik aik kar ke sab ka intro karata hai sidharth aur soniya k sath , tabhi soniya kehti hai
Soniy a :- sneha ko bhi bulati hu , w ho tumhe boht miss kar rahi thi kab se tumhare bare mein pooch rahi thi ..
Sam :- acha kaha hai who ??
Soniy a :- apne room mein hai homeworks kar rahi thi abhi bulati hu usey
Sam :- nahi usey chorho di aap ko aik baat batani hai
Soniy a :- kya baat ??
Sam :- mahrosh ne mujhe ksi se baat karte suna hai jisse mein keh raha tha mere janu mein aa jaunga bhai k shadi k baad etc , aur who sochti hai k who meri gf hai , aap aisa
karein zara mere ( aankh marte hue ) gf ko bula k laye sab usse milna chahte hai ..
Sam ki baat sun k soniya aur sidharth hansne lagte hai , sidharth haste hue kehta hai
Sidharth :- hahahaha sam aur gf hahaha , jao bhay i bula k lao zara sam k gf ko ..
Soniy a uth k jati hai sidharth ab bhi has raha tha , mahrosh poochti hai
Mahrosh :- aap itna hans kyu rahe hai ??
Sidharth :- haha gudiy a thodi dair mein tumhe khud pata chal jayega k mein kyu hans raha hu
Thodi dair mein soniya ati hai camera k samne aur kehti hai
Soniy a :- to haazrat dil tham k bethiy e ab aap k samne ane wali hai sam ki gf ..
Aur sneha ko camera k samne lati hai jisey dekh k sab to nahi magar mahrosh pehle to hairan hui magar baat ko samajhne k baad Sharma k sam ko mukka marne lagi , sam sneha se kehta hai
Sam :- to kaise ho mere janu mein ne suna hai tum mujhe boht miss kar rahi ho
Sneha :- bhaiy ya aap kab aaoge mein aap ko boht miss kar rahi hu , aap to keh rahe the k 1 week mein aa jaoge abhi tak nahi aye ..
Sam aise baat kar raha tha jaise w aha uske pas koi nahi hai , sam kehta hai
Sam :- aley meli jaanu naraz ho gayi , so sorry ab mein kya karu bhai k shadi k baad aunga na bhai ki shadi abhi tak nahi huyi hai ..
Sneha :- to kab hogi bhaiy ya ?? mein yaha bore ho rahi hu
Sam :- boht jald , acha gudiy a mein tumhe apne family se milata hu
Aur sam sab ka intro karata hai usse , tabhi sidharth mahrosh se kehta hai
Sidharth :- ab samjhe mahrosh mein kyu hans raha tha??? Sam ki koi gf nahi hai sam itne saalon se yaha tha humare sath magar mein ne aj tak uske sath koi ladki nai dekha ,
isliy e mein hans pada ye sun k ..
Mahrosh kuch nahi kehti bs sam k peeche chup jati hai , tabhi sam kehta hai
Sam :- chalo bhaiyya phir kal baat karte hai abhi mein bhi inke sath thoda gup shup karta hu , sneha ko bhi apna homework karna hai ..
Sidharth :- chal theek hai by e tc
Sam :- by e bhaiyya bye di tc
Aur sam call cut karta hai , tabhi usey mahrosh marne lagti hai sam ko lag nahi rahe the , sam ko pata hai bs jhoota ghussa hai isliye sam usey rokta nahi hai thodi dair mein khud thakne k baad sam se kehti hai
Mahrosh :- aap ne pehle kyu nahi bataya k aap sneha se baat kar rahe the us waqt ??
Sam :- haha aise hi mein ne socha thoda masti kiya jaye ..
Mahrosh kuch kehti usse pehle hi Noreen kehti hai
Noreen :- sam tum boht bade kameeney ho abhi thodi dair pehle kitna phenk rahe the apne gfs k bare mein , abhi teri asliyat ka pata chal gya , loser tumhara koi gf nahi hai ..
Sam :- haha loser nahi hu bs ladkiyon ko apne paas ane nahi deta hu w arna to ladkiyan mujh pe marti hai , kyu mahrosh sahi keh raha hu na ??
Mahrosh :- haan mere bhai sab se handsome hai
Sam :- mujh ko chorho bhai se poocho uske kitne gfs hai
Ahmer :- abbey mujhe kyu beech mein kheench rahe ho
Saima :- mujhe pata hai mere ahmer k koi gf nahi hai
Sam :- haan tum to bf ho na iske
Sam ki baat pe sab hansne lagte hai , noreen kehti hai
Noreen :- haan lag to y ehi raha hai aap dono ki jorhi ko dekh k , saima bf aur ahmer bhai gf hahaha ,
Sam :- y aar kaha ki baat kaha le gaye mein bhai k gfs k bare mein pooch raha tha , bhai batao mere jane k baad kitne aur pata liy e aap ne ??
Ahmer :- tere jane k bad se ky a matlb hai ?? tere jane se pehle mere konse gf the ??
Sam :- acha nahi the ??
Ahmer :- sam mein ne pehle bhi bataya tha who gf nahi just classmate hai ..
Saima :- ahmer sam kis ki baat kar raha hai mujhe to tum ne nahi batay a kabhi uske bare mein
Phir ahmer saima ko samjhane laga aur thodi dair mein samjahne mein kamyaab bhi ho gaya , isi tarah masti mazak karte rahe aur bar bq bana k khate rahe