ye nahin thaa ki main koi bahut hi shariph aur phattu kishm kaa ladkaa thaa। lekin ye jarur thaa ki mainne kabhi apni ammi jaan aur bahnon ki taraph galat najar se nahin dekhaa thaa। baaki jo mili jahaan mili chod daalaa chaahe vo 55 saal ki budhiyaa hi kyon naa ho, mere paas maaphi nahin thi। ye thaa meraa laaeph staael।
ye aaj se ek saal pahle ki baat hai jab meraa ek kaalej kaa dost jo ki mujhe sabse jyaadaa ajij thaa jiskaa naam kaashi thaa lekin thaa jaraa lovar midil klaas se lekin ek baat jo uski sabse achchhi thi vo ye thi ki vo jab bhi koi nayi ladki phnsaataa mujhe jarur bataataa। aur jab khud use chod letaa to mujhe bhi us ladki ki phuddi jarur dilaataa, kyonki main hi to use ladakiyon pe kharch ke lia paise diyaa kartaa thaa। to phir vo mujhse kaise dagaa kartaa।
ab tak ham koi 4 ke karib ladakiyon ko milakar chod chuke the jinmen se ek ko mainne set kiyaa thaa aur baaki 3 ko kaashi ne। kyonki vo tin bhi usi ki kaaloni ki thin। ek din vo mere paas baithaa kisi soch men gum thaa aur main usi ko dekh rahaa thaa ki kab es saale ki soch khatam ho aur ye saalaa mujhe kuchh bataaa lekin jab mainne dekhaa ki uski soch khatam hone men hi nahin aa rahi hai।
to mainne uski kamar pe ek dhaap maarte huye usse kahaa- “saale, kahaan gum ho gayaa hai gaandu ki aulaad?”
kaashi apne haath ko pichhe ki taraph modakar apni kamar ko malte huye bolaa- “yaar, kitni baar kahaa hai tujhse ki haath kaa majaak mat kiyaa kar..."
main- saale kab se tere paas baithaa tujhe dekh rahaa hun lekin tum ho ki udaas ullu ki tarah pataa nahin kin sochon men gum ho।
kaashi- yaar, main soch rahaa thaa ki tere saath baat kis tarah shuru karun ki tune apnaa ye hathaude jaisaa haath mujhe maar diyaa।
main- saale gaandu, aisi kaun si baat hai jo karne ke lia tumhen sochnaa pad rahaa hai। ham donon dost hain aur vo bhi pakke vaale aur ‘haahaahaahaa' karke hnasne lagaa।
kaashi- yaar ek ladki kaa nambar milaa hai, raabiyaa se। mainne usse baat bhi ki hai aur maje ki baat ye hai ki vo seks men bhi entrest rakhti hai। lekin milnaa bhi nahin chaahti। to main soch rahaa thaa ki agar main usse phesabuk kaa aai.di. yaa skaaep aai.di. le lun। lekin mere paas to etne paise bhi nahin hain ki net kephe men thodaa taaem paas kar liyaa karun aur uske saath seting kar saken।
main- haraami, tujhe mainne pahle kab manaa kiyaa hai। vaise naam to bataa us pari chehraa kaa, baaki saari tenshan meri hai। tu phiker naa kar main kartaa hun kuchh eskaa bhi tere lia।
kaashi- yaar, abhi tak naam to mujhe bhi nahin pataa, bas main use phul ji kahakar bulaataa hun।
main- achchhaa chal aisaa kar, tu chal mere saath mere ghar। main tumhen do din ke lia apnaa laiptaap de detaa hun। agar baat banti najar aai to thik hai, varnaa chhod denge saali ko aur dekhenge।
kaashi meri baat sunakar mere saath chal diyaa aur mainne use apne ghar se apnaa laiptaap de diyaa, to vo khush ho । gayaa aur phir vahaan se nikal gayaa। phir main bhi vaapis apne rum men aa gayaa। kyonki aaj main jaraa jaldi ghar
aa gayaa thaa। esalia mujhe apne rum men jaataa dekhakar baaji ne kahaa- “sanni kyaa baat hai, aaj kaalej nahin gaye tum? tabiyat to thik hai naa?”
ji baaji, bas sar men dard ho rahaa thaa esilia ghar vaapis aa gayaa hun..” aur etnaa bolte huye main apne rum men ghus gayaa aur darvaajaa band karke raabiyaa (vo ladki jise mainne set kiyaa thaa lekin ab vo mere saath kaashi ki bhi rakhel thi) ko kaal ki aur uske kaal pik karte hi mainne usse us ladki kaa puchhaa jiskaa nambar usne kaashi ko diyaa thaa।