Fantasy Arhann- mohabbat ya nafrat Restart

[King786]

ARHAAN's FAMILY

SARIM CHAUDHARY (DAD)

AGE: 48

NEELAM CHAUDHARY (MOM)

AGE: 44

SAMEER CHAUDHARY (BHAIYA)

AGE: 26

ALEEZA CHAUDHARY (BARI DIDI)

AGE: 24

ALIA CHAUDHARY (CHOTI DIDI)

AGE: 22

ARHAAN CHAUDHARY (HERO)

AGE: 20


Hello friends another story for you

Yes..... Ohhhhhhh baby love me muuuhhh muuhhh aahh... ahhhh.m.

Ek five star hotel ke room main ek ladka ladki gale lag kar kissing kar rahe ladke ke haath badi tezi tezi se ladki ke jism par chal rahe the aur dono kiss kar rahe the. Wo uske hips masal raha tha aur Wo ladka ladki ke laal laal honthon ke ras ko badi hi lagan sai pee raha tha jaise koi caasani hoo ke tabhi achanak larke ka haath uski hips sai uthta hai aur room main halki si tis tis ......ki awaaz teen baar ati hai jise larki bhi asaani se sun leti hain aur isi ke saath teen lashe room main girti hain.

wo ladki kuch karne hi wali hoti hai ke ladka ladki ko bilkul kareeb karke uss ke kaan main kehta hai ke

' You can kill living one but you can't kill the one who is already killed, Agent 0097 WILD CAT' miss julia.

ladki apne aap ko sambhalti hui bolti hai ke ko..ko.....n agent k...i...y...a bol rahe ho tu...tu..tum toh mujh se pyaar karte the na toh ye...ye....yeh sab kiya hai bolo naa janu mera dil gahbara rha hai

Ladka haste hua bolta hai

Ladaka - 'Pyaar ka naatak toh tum ne buhat acha kiya tha miss WILD CAT but agar main na chahta toh mere kareeb bhi nahi aa sakti

'Its my game and I am the king of this fucking game ' isi ke saath room main ek goli chalti hai aur phir sab khamossh ho jata hai aur khoon halke halke waha camre mai faail jata hai



Kuch gahtooo bad

Ek full furnished banglow ke ek room main ek ladki coffee ka cup haath main pakde kisi ka intezaar kar rahi hoti hai ke itne main bathroom ka door khulta hai aur ek ladka towel main bahar ata hai jise dekh ke ladki hadbada jati hai jab ke ladka gusse se pagal ho jata hai


Ladaka:- tum tumhari himmat kaise hui mere room main ane ki haan


Ladaki:- wo m...m..a..i...n coffee la...aa.......(itne main ladka coffee ka cup pakarta hai aur balcony se bahar phek deta hai)


Ladaka:- dedi coffee ab nikal jao yahan se aur aaj ke baad mujhe apni manhoos shakal nahi dikhana


Ladaki(aasuon ke saath):- par par.....


LADKA(cheekte hue) :- Get out.. I said just get out.


Ladaki:- Please mujhe sai asse mat baat karo naa
Ladaka:-abb kaya lene aagi yaha

Ladaki:-aroo aisa kuch nahi ha tuh galat samajh raha hai

Ladaka- k...kkkkya bola aroo tumhe kisnai hak diya mujhe aroo bulane kaa

Ladaki:-kyu nahi bula sakati hu....mai teri.. Bh....

Ladaka:-rokate hue :-bus bhaut hoo gya natak abb nikal jaoo abhi yaha sai


Ladaki:-tujhe yeh asshu natak lagate hai kaya

Ladaka- kyu aase aashu toh aakhoo mai payazz daal kar

Ladaki- arooo aur ladaki nai uss par haath utha diya


Par ladake nai usse bich mai rok diya

Ladaka :- hello miss yeh dada girri uss par dhikhana jis sai tumhara koi rishata ho samajhi

Ladaki:-tunai mera dil tod diya aroo

Ladaka:-ohhh hoo haa haa loo sun. Loo ess ghar mai logo ke pass dil bhi wo uss ladki ka face pakadta hai aur now dil waali nikal abb yaha sai



Itna sunte hi ladki rote hue bhag jaati hai aur apne room main jaake Bed pe let ke rone lagti hai jassi usse kitana dard hoo

Idhar wo ladka tayar ho kar cigarette phoonkta hu seedhiyon se utarta hai ke saamne hi breakfast table pe buhat saare log bethe hote hain wo kisi ko bhi dekhe bina bahar nikalne hi wala hota hai ke peeche se awaaz ati hai

DAD: Arhaan beta kahan ja rahe ho.

(Ji haan yeh ladka apna hero Arhaan hi hai)

Arhaan: pehli baat mujhe beta nahi nokar kahain aur dusri baat kaam se ja raha hoon raat tak ajaoon ga agar zinda rahe gaya toh.

Yeh kehte hue ladka ghar se bahar nikal jata hai aur breakfast table pe sannata chah jata hai ek ghor sanata ........

Idhar stairs pe ek ladki khari mahool ko samajhne ki koshish kar rahi thi use samajh nahi a raha tha ke yeh ladka kon hai aur itni batameezi se kiyun baat kar raha tha isi kashmakash main wo Ja kar Aleeza ka room knock karti hai magar andar se ane wali siskiyon ki awaazain sun kar chonk jati hai aur darwaza ko dhaka deti hai toh wo khul jata hai magar saamne ka nazara dekh kar us ka dil dehal jata hai

Bed par leti Aleeza zoron se roti hui kahe rahi hoti hai

ALEEZA: Akhir main ne tumhara kiya bigara hai jo mujh se aise behave karte ho haa......

Itne main wo ladki bhag kar aleeza ko gale laga leti hai aur bolti hai

LADKI: kiya hua didi aise kiyun ro rahi ho batao kisi ne aap ke saath bura behave kiya hai haan main chori gi nahi usko batao didi

ALEEZA: arey nahi choti wo toh aise hi aankh main kuch chala gaya tha waise hi sar main bhi dard ho raha hai.

LADKI (man me): zaroor koyi na koyi baat hai jis ki wajah se didi pareshan hain ho na ho didi usi larke ki wajah se ro rahi thi

LADKI : acha didi yeh batao wo larka kob hai

ALEEZA: kon Alia

(Ji haan is ladki ka naam Alia hai)

ALIA: woi jo abhi app ke saamne wale room se utar ke neeche gaya hai

aleeza ki ankhon main phir se nami a jati hai jo alia bhi dekh leti hai

ALEEZA: wo haan wo Arhaan hai tera chota bhai chal abhi ja tu bhi araam kar kal hi london se ayi hai aur mere bhi sar main dard hai aur haan dad ko bata dena main aaj office nahi jaoongi

magar wo aleeza ki baat sun kahan rahi thi us ke dimagh main toh yehi baat ghoome ja rahi thi ke 'wo tera chota bhai Arhaan hai'

Cab ek market main rukti hai aur Us main se Arhaan nikalta hai aur thori door jane ke baad ek sunsan raste pe puhanch kar ek bari si building ke saamne puhanch kar back door se andar ghus jaata hai thori dair baad ek sports car us building se nikalti hai


Shahar se door farm house main zameen ki bid chal rahi hoti hai.

25 Crore ek...... 25 crore do.... 25 crore te.....

Itne main hi awaz ati hai

100 crore

aur sab log herani se awaz ki taraf murte hain toh peeche ek ladka mast pehna khara hota hai aur us ke saath uski secretary.

Wahan moujood har ek shaks soch raha tha kaisa bewaqoof larka hai jo 25 crore ki zameen 100 crore main kharid raha hai magar is sab se be khabar us larke ke face per ek kaatil smile hoti hai jo mask ki wajah se koyi dekh nahi pata aur waheen farm house main bethe ek shaks ka munh apni na kami per gusse se laal ho ta hai.
100 crore ek..... 100 crore do.... 100 crore teen aur

Itne main awaz ati hai ke yeh zameen 100 crore main A&A Industries ne khareed li hai..........


Idhar Arhaan ke jaane ke baad table ki khamooshi ko Choti chachi ki awaz torti hai

C chachi: haye NEELAM jab se hum england se aye hain yeh Arhaan itni batameezi se kiyun baat kar raha hai tumhare baaqi bache toh aise nahi.

MOM: Noor kuch galtiyan aisi ho jati hai jin ka badla waqt ke saath milta rahe ta hai

BHAIYA: Akhir aisi kon si ghalti ho gayi aap logon se mom dad ke wo itni batameezi se behave karta hai mera toh dil chahta hai is batameezi par us ka munh tor doon

MOM(cheekhte hue) : khabardar jo us ko haath bhi lagaya toh.

DAD: acha acha sab naastha khatam karo humain office bhi jaana hai aur ALEEZA ko bhi bhejo aaj breakfast pe bhi nahi ayi office ko late ho raha hai.

ALIA: nahi dad aaj didi office nahi jain gi un ke sar main dard hai

DAD: arey kiya hua doctor ko bulaya

ALIA: nahi dad unhoon ne tablet leli hai

DADA: acha theek hai usey bola aram kareIsi ke saath dad aur bhaiya office chale jaate hain

Aur dheere din gujar gaya aur raat gaye arhan ghar ata hai aur jaise hi seedhiyan chadnai wala hota hai ke awaz ati hai

MOM: Beta khana kha leta

(Arhaan waapis ghoomta hai aur ek ek word chaba chaba ke bolta hai )

ARHAAN: aap ko kitni baar bola hai ke main aap ka beta nahi hoon MISS NEELAM CHAUDHARY aap ko samajh nahi ata aur haan main khana kha kar aya hoon koyi disturb na kare

Aur yeh kahe kar arhaan room main chala jata hai aur maa ankhoon main ansoo liye khari rehti hai.

Ek ladka takht pe bilkul rajkumaron ki tarah betha tha saath hi buhat si haseen sevikain uski seva main lagi hui thi koyi use angoor khila rahi thi toh koyi us ka dil lubha rahi thi itne main rajkumar aur ek sevika ke lab milne hi wale hote hain ke

Chapaaaaaak

ARHAAN: abey koyi bachao main doob jaoon ga Ahhhhh....

(Aur isi ke saath bed se neeche gir jata hai aur jab neend poori tarah se gayab hoti hai toh saamne wale shaks ko dekh ke heraan hone ke saath saath gusse main a jata hai kiyun ke saamne us ki choti didi alia khari thi jis ko wo sirf naam se jaanta tha shakal toh yaad bhi nahi thi)

ARHAAN (Khade hote hue): Kon ho tum aur tumhari himmat kaise hui mere room main ane ki

ALIA: aye mister tumhara yeh gussa didi pe aur maa pe toh chal sakta hai but mujh pe try bhi nahi karna apna yeh gussa warna 2 mint main seedha kardoon gi

(Arhaan toh shock main alia ko dekh raha tha)

ARHAAN (man me) : abey bc main toh samajhta tha ke gussa sirf mujhe hi ata hai magar yahan toh yeh phul jhadi bhi hai aur ho na ho yeh zaroor Alia didi hai

(Khud ko sambhalte hue)

ARHAAN: tum nik....

ALIA: tum nahi Aap samjhe bari hoon tum se aur ziyada behas nahi samjhe 10 mint main break fast table pe ho mojdoon hone chahiyo

ARHAAN: ek ek minute ufffffff (gharsaas lete hue )haa jab mai ussko nahi manata kuch toh tum kaya hoo

ALIA:[haath uthaya marane koo]you.....


Arahaan nai haath pakad ljya

ARHAAN: samajh mai nahi aata kaya ek baar mai


ALIA:tumhari etnai himmat kaise hue ki mera haath roka
ARHAAN: kyu kabhi sher sai mukabala nahi hua lagata hai tumhara


ALIA: ahhhh maaa please arhaan chhod doo dard hoo raha

Arhaan ka dil ghabra gaya alia kaa dard bhara chera dhekh kar usske haath apnai app chhut gaya


ARHAAN:aahhh (chaataaak)

Ek aur jordar tappad pada arahaan koo


ALIA:aage sai dyaan rakahana samajhe mai kon huu aur jaldi sai breakfast par aaoo


(Isi ke saath alia room se nikal jaati hai aur Arhaan but bana khada rahe jata hai )


ARHAAN:[kudh ko hilaata hua ]:-saale dhekha emotional honne kaa natiza saale
Aur yeh mere saath hota kiya ja raha hai yeh meri bolti kiyun band ho gayi thi alia didi ke saamne abey didi nahi alia shit enn logo sai mera koyi rishta nahi hai


(Aur isi ke saath arhaan gusse main bathroom ghus jaata hai)

Nice story super bro

 

[Nadeem21]

Mai: jyada bakwas na kar aur yeh bata tu aisa lagta toh nahi toh in logon ke saath kiyun hai

Ladka : bhai main apne maa baap ka iklota beta tha unki mout ke baad paison ki kami ho gayi mujhe padhai chodni padi kam padhai ki wajah se koi nokri bhi nahi mili phir saalim bhai mile in ke saath kam karke main apna zameer bhool gaya kiyun ke mere liye yehi buhat tha ke do waqt ka khana mil jata hai

Mai: naaam kiya hai tera

Ladka: Basil

Mai: yeh card rakh aur yahan chale jana job mil jaye gi chal ab in dono ko bhi leke ja aur marham patti kara

Phir usko card dene ke baad main alia ko leke ghar ki taraf nikal jata hoon itne main alia bolti hai

Alia: roko gadi

Mai: kiyun

Alia: kaha na roko

Mujhe gussa toh buhat ata hai magar gadi rok deta hoon gadi rokte hi alia utar ke ati hai aur mera door khol ke bolti hai

Alia: ab utro yahan se chup chap

Mai:problem kiya hai tera

Alia: bola na chup chap utar aur dusri side beth

Mujhe bhi khoon bahene ki wajah se kamzori lag rahi thi is liye mai bhi chup chap dusri side beth jata hoo

Wo car mai beth jaati hai aur


Mai- ahhh kaya kr rahi hoo chodo

Alia - kaya kaha

Mai - uuh main kah raha hoon apni taraf beth aur gaadi chala jada james bond giri mat kar samajhi naa

Alia - dekhne doo kitana khoon bheh raha hai

Mai- kaha naa dur hat jada payaar mat dhikha

Alia- jab payaar nhi tha bachaya kyu lut jaane .....aahhh

Maine ek tappad usse jad diya

Mai- aaage sabdh bola toh ....... chala abb chala gaadi

Alia[man mai]- akkhir kyu dhika rha hai nafarat mujhe akkhir maine kya kiya hai jab tum mere baare mai galat nahi sun sakate mere muh sai toh aakhir ye dhikhawa kyu

Mai- kaya soch rahai hai

Alia - kkkk..uch nahi

Mai- yeh soch rah rahi ki mai nfarat ka dikawa kar raha hu

Alia ekdum shock hoo jati hai saayad mera adaja sahi tha

Mai- mai bus ess ghar ke logo sai ek chiz kar sakata hua

Alia asshu bhare aakhho sai - kaya

Mai - nafarat ab chal


Alia car ko hospital le jati hai

Mai: yah kiyun ayi hai

Alia abb sambhal chuki thi ( ghoorte hue): chal andar

Phir wo mujhe andar le jati hai aur phir marham patti kar wati hai main is saare samay sirf uske chehre ki masoomiyat dekh raha tha

Mai (man me): haye kitni care kar rahi hai meri bahar se kitni sakhat hai magar andar se ek dum komal bilkul gulab ke phool ki tarah

Magar phir meri muhabbat pe doobara nafrat hawi ho jati hai aur main apni nazrain uske face se hata leta hoon

Phir patti karwake medicine lene ke baad hum ghar ke liye nikal jate hain

Mai rasste main alia ko bolta hoon

Mai: ghar main kisi ko nahi pata chalna chahiye yeh sab faaltu main jhooti mohabbatain dikhane a jain ge

Alia : jyada mujhe nahi bata samjha mujhe ache se pata hai kiya karna hai

Mai: wahan un gundo ke saamne toh bolti band thi wahan banti na phool jhadi khud handle kar leti unhe

Alia: haan toh kar leti faaltu main hero banne beech main a gaya

Mai (chidate hue): nahi ata na toh pata nahi kiya karte wo tere saath

Alia: jyada khush fehmi main na rahe ke teri wajah se bachi hoon aise logon ko handle karna Alia Chaudhary ache se jaanti hai

Mai: chal ja yahan se bari ayi Alia chaudhary

Itne main ghar a jata hai aur jaise hi gadi park karke dono gadi se utarte hain saamne lawn main sab ke saath chai peete bhaiya ke munh se chai nikal jati hai

Aleeza: kiya hua bhai

Bhaiya: saamne dekh

Aleeza jaise hi saamne dekhti hai wo bhi heraan rahe jati hai dono ko saath dekh kar aur yahi haal mom dad aur chacha chachi ka bhi tha

Mai toh sab ko ignore karta hua apne room main chala jata hoon aur alia jaise hi sab ke pass jati hai toh bhaiya poochte hai

Bhaiya : yeh aaj dariya ke do rukh mil kaise gaye

Alia: jyada khush hone ki zaroorat nahi hai wo toh main shopping kar ke cab ka wait kar rahi thi toh raaste main arhaan dikh gaya aur us ne lift dedi

Aleeza (herani se): kiya arhaan ne lift offer ki

Alia : haan toh us se lift maangti meri juti wo toh usne offer ki toh main car main beth gayi

Mom : pata nahi us ki nafrat kab khatam hogi main tut gayi hoon uski nafrat se

Dad: arhaan waqt ke saath saath sambhal raha hai uski nafrat bhi khatam ho jaye gi chalo chodo chai piyo sab

Isi ke saath sab sham ki hawa ka maza lene lagte hain

Kal party hai Arhaan aur tumhe bhi ana hai

Shaam main dad khushi khushi arhaan ko bolte hain

Mai: kaisi party

Dad: yeh deal milne ki khushi main hum ne business party rakhi hai shehar ke saare bade bade businessmen invited hain is bahane sab se tumhara introduction bhi ho jaye ga

Mai (chonkte hue): kaisa introduction

Dad: yehi ke tum humari family ke sab se chote bete ho

Mai: kis ne kaha ke mai aap ka beta hoon

Dad: kiya matlab

Mai: jab mai aap logon se koyi rishta hi nahi rakhna chahta toh kaisa beta haan aur haan mai nahi a sakta party mai sorry

Yeh sab door khadi sarenna bhi sun rahi thi

Bhaiya: akhir kiyun nahi a sakta

Mai: yeh aap logon ka business hai aap hi sambhalo is se mera koyi talluq nahi hai

Dad: yeh business ham sab ka hi toh hai phir kiyun aisi baatain kar raha hai

Mai: magar hum sab main Arhaan shamil nahi hai

Bhaiya: arhaan tujhe kal ana hi hoga

Mai: zabardasti hai kiya jab bol diya nahi aaon ga toh nahi aaon ga peeche padh jaate hain sab

Aur isi ke saath main apne room ki taraf chala jata hoon magar raaste main aleeza mil jaaati hai

Mai: ab tum beech mai kiyun khadi ho haan

Aleeza: Aroo kal tumhe party main ana

Mai: pehli baat mujhe aroo na bola kar aur doosra kis liye aaon party mai

Aleeza (meri ankhon main dekhte hue): mere liye

 

[Nadeem21]

Ek lamhe ko toh mai bhi chonk jata hoon jis ada se us me yeh bola tha magar phir khud ko sambhalte hue bolta hoon

Mai: tu meri konsi kuch lagti hai jo main aaon ga chal hat sona hai mujhe

Aleeza: bhai meri sab se badi kamyabi hai yeh deal aur yeh khushi main tere saath celebrate karna chahti hoon

Mai: abey ja jyada bhai bhai na kar aur haan apne sagon ke saath celebrate kar apni khusi


Aur yeh kahe ke main agey badhne lagta hoon ke Aleeza ake mera collor pakad leti hai aur gusse se bolti hai ke

Aleeza: tujhe ana hi hoga kal samjha nahi toh mujh se bara koyi na hoga

Mai ek baar uske face ko dekhta hoon aur kuch na kehte hue agey badh jaata hoon

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Mai room main jaise hi enter hota hoon saamne bed pe sarenna didi pehle se bethi hoti hain

Mai: didi aap is time

Didi: kiyun nahi a sakti kiya tere room main

Mai: nahi didi jab chaho a sakti ho waise koyi kaam tha kiya

Didi: haan aroo kuch baat karni thi

Mai: haan didi bolain

Didi: aroo tuje apne dad aur bhaiya se itni batameezi nahi karni chahiye thi

Mai: jitni nafrat inlogon ne mujhe di hai us ke baat kiya in ke saaath bhangra daloon

Didi: nahi phir bhi araam se toh baat kar sakta hai na

Mai: acha didi kaam ki baat batao kiya kehna hai

Didi: aroo wo....wo jab tere dad itna insist kar hi rahe hain toh chala ja na party main

Mai: didi yeh aap bol rahi ho kiya aap ne nahi dekhi mere liye inki nafrat

Didi: magar aroo ab wo badal gaye hain

Mai: ab badalne ka kiya fayada didi jab kuch bacha hi nahi hai toh

Didi: abhi bhi dair nahi hui aroo maaf karde inhe main ne unki ankhon main tere liye pyaar dekha hai

Mai: ab is pyaar ka kiya fayada didi jab mujhe iski zaroorat hi nahi hai chalo is topic ko chodo didi kuch baatain karte hain

Phir thodi dair baad didi good night bol kar sone chali jaati hain main bhi bed pe sone let ta hi hoon ke door pe knock karke koyi andar ata hai aur usko dekh kar mera munh aisa ho jaata hai jaise koyi kadwa badaam kha liya ho

Ab kiya karne ayi hai is time

Saamne night suit pehne alia khadi thi
Phir wo mere pass ate hue kehti hai

Alia (madhoshi bhari awaz main): ek jawan ladki raat ke is waqt ek jawaan ladke ke room main kiyun ati hai

Mai (man me): abey bc yeh toh humara game humare saath hi khel rahi hai

Mai: abey satya gayi hai kiya

Alia ( aur kareeb ate hue): chal apni shirt utar

Mai: na....na....nahi main nahi utaroo ga hum dono bhai beh.......

Alia: kiya bola bhai behan

Mai (hadbadate hue): na...nahi main ne toh kuch bhi nahi bola

Alia: acha jyada baat nahi chup chap shirt utar

Mai (man me): is ke iraade ache nahi lag rahe akhir yeh karna kiya chah rahi hai kahin.........

Alia (ghoorte hue): jyada nahi soch rape nahi karne wali tera dressing karni hai

Mai: mai khud karloon ga ja ab yahan se

Alia (gusse mai): samajh nahi ata ek baar

Mai: nahi

Alia gusse main mere pass ati hai aur meri t-shirt ek hi jhatke mai phad ke alag kar deti hai

Mai (apna chest chupate hue): pagal toh nahi ho gayi hai yeh shirt kiyun phadi

Alia: jab baat nahi mane ga toh yehi ho ga chal ab chup chaap ache bachon ki tarah let ja

Mai bhi araam se let jata hoon phir alia first aid box uthati hai aur purani dressing kholti hai toh shock ho jati hai

Alia (herani se): ye....yeh tere zakham itni jaldi kaise bhar rahe hain

Mai: lagta hai shaam ke haadse se abhi tak shock mai hai so ja jake

Alia: nahi yeh dekh yeh itni jaldi sukh rahe hain tere zakham

Mai jaise hi dekhta hoon mujhe jyada herani nahi hoti

Mai (baat ghumate hue): chal dressing karni hai toh kar warna room se ja raat buhat ho gayi hai

Phir alia chup chap meri dressing karne ke baad mere qareeb ati aur chest pe haath pherte hue bolti hai

Alia: waise tuh toh mujhe behan nahi maanta toh kiyun na is raat ko haseen banadain

Aur isi ke saath alia mere pass akey beth jaati hai

Mai (ghabrate hue): ki......ki.....kiya matlab

Alia (mere face pe haath pherti hui): yehi ke mosam bhi haseen hai aur do jawan jism room main akele hain toh

Mai (bed se uchalte hue): na.....nahi ma..mai nahi kar sakta aisa kuch

Alia: kiyun nahi kar sakta

Mai: bas nahi kar sakta

Alia: kiyun

Mai: kiyun ke

Alia: haaan bata

Mai: kiyun ke aap me....me...meri be.....

Alia: haan jaldi bol teri kiya hoon nahi toh

Mai: meri be....be.......han ho

Alia (khushi chupate hue): toh phir didi bol mujhe

Mai: nahi boloon ga

Alia mere aur kareeb a jati hai aur mera face pakad leti hai mere aur uske hothon ke beech kuch inch ka gap rahe jata hai

Alia (sargoshi main): nahi bole ga

Mai (hadbadate hue ): ha...ha.....haan b...bo...loon....ga

Alia (mere face pe phook marte hue): toh bol

Mai: d......d......di......di na...nahi karo na

Alia yeh sun ke khush ho jati hai aur mere gaal pe kiss karke peeche ho jaati hai aur main sukoon ki saas leta hoon

Alia: chal tumhe mujhe apni behan toh mana

Mai (badbadate hue): ghanta behan mana

Alia: kuch bola kiya

Mai: na.....na....nahi kuch nahi

Alia: acha chal good night bhai

Mai usey ghoorta hoon

Alia (kaatil muskaan ke saath): ab apni didi ko good night bhi nahi bole ga

Mai (chidate hue): good night meri maa ja ab

Alia arhaan ko aur pareshan karna munasib nahi samajhti aur muskurati hui room se bahar chali jati hai

Mai: is ko didi bole meri joota nahi Arhaan ab is se darna nahi hai dat ke muqabla karna hai iska wo toh aaj chot lagi hui thi is wajah se kuch bol nahi paya nahi toh bata deta Arhaan kiya cheez hai haan haan yehi wajah hogi

Aur yehi sab sochte sochte mai so jata hoon

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Buhat dino se Saalik aur Mahraja ki taraf se khamooshi thi kaheen yeh khamooshi toofan se pehle ki khamooshi toh nahi magar abhi toh sab theek lagta hai chale dekhte hain apna hero kiya kar raha hai

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Didi jaldi karo shoping pe jana hai shadi mai nahi dair ho rahi hai

Arhaan sarenna ko awaz lagata hai

Didi: a rahi hoon baba bas 5 mint

Mai (badbadate hue): sala in ladkiyon ke 5 mint kabhi poore hi nahi hote

Mai didi ka wait kar hi raha hota hoon ke itne main Aleeza a jati hai

Aleeza: aroo kahan ja rahe ho

Mai: disco ja raha hoon chalogi

Aleeza : tere saath toh nark main bhi chal loon gi phir disco kiya cheez hai

Aleeza: acha bata na bhai kahan ha raha hai

Mai kuch bolne hi wala hota hoon ke itne main sarenna didi a jati hai

Sarenna: didi shoping pe ja rahe hain main aur aroo

Aleeza (khush hote hue): mai bhi chaloon

Mai: mai kisi ajnabi ko nahi leke jata apne saath

Aleeza udas hoke jaane hi wali hoti hai ke itne mai sarenna didi unhe bhag ke rok leti hai

Sarenna: didi yeh aroo toh pagal hai mazak kar raha hoga aap chalo jaldi se humare saath

Aleeza: mai toh aise hi kahe rahi thi tum log jao enjoy karo

Sarenna: didi mujhe pata hai aap ko party ke liye dress leni hai ab koyi bahana nahi chalo humare saath

Mai kuch bolne hi wala hota hoon ke sarenna didi bolti hai

Sarenna didi (ghoorte hue): chal aroo gadi nikal mai aur didi a rahe hain

Mai gadi nikal je wait kar hi raha hota dono a jati hai aur sarenna didi aleeza ko agey bitha deti hain aur khud back seat pe beth jati hai

Mai (gusse mai): didi agey aao yeh kiya harkat hai mai nahi chalon ga jab tak agey nahi aaogi

Sarenna didi: aroo mera pyara bhai hai na toh meri baat nahi mane ga

Phir mai chup chap gadi chalata hoon jald hi mall ajata hai phir dono ladkiyan shopping mai lag jati hai itni dair mai bhi kuch KHAAS shoping kar leta hoon 2-3 ghante baad jab dono ki shoping khatam hoti hai toh didi bolti hai

Sarenna: aroo aaj toh buhat thak gayi chal ab kuch khila

Mai (gusse mai): ab mujhe hi khalo kab se wait kar raha hoon aur aap ki shopping hi nahi khatam ho rahi

Sarenna: acha naraaz na ho aroo chak ab kuch khate hai

Phir hum sab lunch karte hai aur ghar ki taraf chal dete hain

Ohhhh sorry miss

Aleeza ki nazrain baar baar party main arhaan ko dhoondh rahi hoti hain ke achanak koyi ake us se takra jata hai

Aleeza: no problem

Yeh bol ke jaise hi Aleeza saamne wale ko dekhti hai chonk jati hai kiyun ke saamne mask lagaye ek shaks khada tha

Aleeza: aap A&A industries ke owner hain na

Ladka: ji sahi pechana aap ne miss Aleeza

Aleeza us ladke ki awaaz sun ke chonk jati hai

Aleeza (man me): kaheen yehi toh ...... Nahi nahi wo toh yahan nahi hai yeh koyi aur hai

Aleez (heraani se) : aap ko mera naam kaise pata

Ladka (Aleeza ki ankhon main dekhte hue) : aap ko kon nahi jaanta waise aap buhat khoobsoorat hain

(Navy blue party dress main matching jewellery pehne aleeza lag bhi pari rahi thi party mai har ek ki nazar usi par ja rahi thi)

Aleeza: thanks waise aap yeh mask kiyun pehante hain

Ladka: hai ek wajah waise ab toh milna hota hi rahe ga

Aleeza: ji wo kiyon

Ladka: aise hi waise mujhe lagta hai wo wajah sab se pehle aap ko hi pata chale gi chalain phir milain ge aap se mil je acha laga bye

Aleeza: mujhe bhi bye

Phir wo ladka apni secretary ke saath chala jata hai


Aleeza (man mai): bara ajeeb banda hai magar mujhe yeh apna apna sa kiyun lag raha hai aur mask se jhakteen uski ankhain bhi buhat kuch kahe rahi theen

Itne main dad akey kehte hain

Dad: aleeza beti arhaan aya kiya

Aleeza (udas hoke): nahi dad nahi aya wo

Dad: acha chodo chalo mai tumhe apne business friends se milwata hoon

Phir aleeza dad ke saath chali jati hai aur isi tarah party chalti rehti hai arhaan ne na ana tha na wo aya ya shayad..........

 

[Nadeem21]

Kiyun nahi aya party main ha

Aleeza ghar ate hi arhaan ke pass puhanchti hai magar mai toh usey dekhne mai hi kho jaata hoon wo lag hi itni khoobsoorat rahi thi kiya bataoon

Aleeza : tu kuch bolta kiyun nahi hai

Mai (hadbadate hue): ha....haan kiya boloon

Aleeza (gusse mai): maine kitne pyaar se tujhe party mai bulaya tha kitni khush thi mai magar tu nahi aya

Mai toh ab bhi usey dekhne mai khoya hua tha khule baalon mai wo kisi pari se kam nahi lag rahi thi

Pata nahi achanak usey kiya hota hai wo bhag ke ati hai aur rote hue meri chati main mukke maarti rehti hai

Aleeza (rote hue): ki.....kiyun karta hai tu mere saath aisa uhhhhhh uhhhhh bata mujhe haan

Mai toh kuch kehne ki haalat mai hi nahi tha mai toh uske baalon ki madhosh karne wali khusboo main khoya tha

Wo jab maarte maarte thak jaati hai toh mere gale lag jati hai aur robe lagti hai mai bhi usey kas ke gale laga leta hoon

Pata nahi kitna time guzar hata hai na wo kuch kehti hai na main phir ahista se wo mujh se alag hoti hai mera pata naji alag hone ka man kiyun nahi tha

Aleeza: bhai maanti hoon hum ne bhi tere saath ghalat kiya magar itni badi saza toh na de

Mai (apne aap ko sambhalte hue): tum logon ka gunnah itna chota nahi hai jo itni asaani se maaf kardoon

Aleeza : acha mujhe behan nahi maan sakta magar baat toh ache se kar sakta hai na tujhe nahi pata jab tu aise baat karta hai toh mujhe kitna dard hota hai

Mai (man me): bol toh sahi rahi hai yeh bhi iska itna toh kusoor nahi hai jitni mai saza de raha hoon asal kusoor waar toh iske maa baap hain chalo behan toh mai nahi maanta kiyun ke yeh toh meri........... Magar haan ab isko aise nafrat nahi dikhaoon ga

Mai: acha ab jao subah baat karain ge

Aleeza (masoomiyat se): aroo kiya aaj mai tere pass so jaoon

Mai kuch nahi bolta aur haan mai sir hila kar bed ki ek side ket jata hoon wo bhi khushi khushi ake let jaati hai
Thodi dair main hi neend mujh per hawi ho jati hai

Subah jab meri aankh khulti hai toh apne aap ko kisi cheez se lipta hua pata hoon

Mai (badbadate hue): abey yeh kiya hai

Mai jab dekhta hoon toh heraan rah jata hoon kiyun ke koyi cheez mujh se lipti hui nahi balke aleeza mujhe hug kar ke so rahi thi

Sote hue wo kiya nasoom lag rahi thi
Khule baal aur sab se jyada uske gulabi hoth itne sundar lag rahe the ke bari mushkil se maine khud ko control kiya

Mai (man ne): yeh toh qatal karne ke irade se yahan ayi thi yaar kitni haseen hai yeh aur sote hue toh aur bhi jyada abey yeh kiya soch raha hoon mai

Phir mai usko alag karke uske sir pe kiss karke uthta hoon aur fresh hone bathroom chala jata hoon

Good morning aroo

(Mai jaise hi fresh hoke bath room se nikalta hoon aleeza saamne coffee liye bethi thi aur bed pe mere kapde nikle rakhe the)

Mai: good morning ab yeh sab kiya hai

Aleeza: aaj tu meri marzi ke kapde pehne ga

Mai (munh banate hue): zabardasti hai kiya

Aleeza (haste hue): yehi samajh le chal yeh le coffee pi thandi ho jaye gi

Phir hum dono chup chap coffee peete hain aur uske baad aleeza cup leke chali jaati hai

Mai ready hota hi hoon ke mera mobile ring hota hai

Mai: Hello sahil bol kiya hua

Sahil: bsdk 10 mint ke andar mere ghar aa kaam hai

Mai: kiyun kiya hua bhai

Sahil (gusse mai): marwane ka mood ho raha tha aaja

Mai: abey mai aise kaam nahi karta wo bhi kisi ke ghar aake

Sahil: abey bc aaj result hai baad mai bachudi kar liyo

Mai: abey yeh mai kaise bhool gaya chal mai ata hoon

Phir mai ready hoke nikalta hoon aur sahil ko pick karte hue college puhanchta hoon

Mai: abey bc late ho gaye lagta hai

Magar sahil koyi jawab nahi deta jab mai usey dekhta hoon toh wo sochon mai khoya hua tha mai bhi samajh jata hoon ke yahan ake sahil purani yaadon mai kho gaya hai wo yaadain jo humare liye haseen bhi theen madar DARDNAAK jyada theen specially sahil ke liye

Mai (uske kandhe pe haath rakhte hue): chal yaar ab un baaton ko yaad karne ka kiya fayada result collect karte hain

Sahil kuch nahi kehta bas gardan haan mai hila ke agey chalne lagta hai
Hum jald hi auditorium mai puhanch jaate hai abhi result announce hone mai time tha magar purane doston se milne mai time ka pata hi nahi chalta aur itne mai announcement shuru ho jaati hai

Mai: kiya lagta hai sahil babu ab ke result ka

Sahil ab tak apne aap ko sambhal chuka tha

Sahil: abey bsdk tu toh tension free rehta hai yahan apni phat ke chaar hui wi hai zara sa bhi result kharab aya dad ne bina tel lagaye danda de dena hai

Mai (haste hue): abey tension na le sab acha hi hoga

Sahil: ab chup chap beth ja

Phir mai bhi chup ho jata hoon itne main positions ki announcement hone lagti hai

Announcer: the 1st position is obtained by one and only none other than ARHAAN CHAUDHARY with 96.8% marks

Phir taliyo ki gadgadahat main mai stage pe jaa kar prize collect karta hoon phir result collect karke hum apne city ki taraf chal padte hai

Mai (haste hue): haan bc shukar kar bina tel wale dande se bach gaya tu

Sahil: abey haan yaar sahi kaha mera toh soch kar hi bura haal tha

Phir aise hi baatain karte hue city mai ajaate hai

Mai: chal mere ghar chalte hai sarenna didi yaad kar rahi theen tujhe

Sahil: haan chal chal tere mom dad se bhi mil loon ga

Mai gusse se usey dekhta hoon magar uspe kuch khas farq nahi pada
Itne main hum ghar a jate hain jaise hi hum lawn mai enter karte hai saamne hi bethi sarenna didi humare pass ati hai

Sarenna didi: bhai kahan gaya tha subah se sab pareshan the itni dair lagadi

Itne mai unki nazar sahil pe padti hai

Didi: arey sahil tu bhi aya hai didi ki yaad nahi ayi itne din

Air agey badh ke sahil ko gale laga leti hai

Sahil: hello didi yaad toh buhat ayi magar yeh aroo ne bataya hi nahi aap yahan ho

Mai ghoor ke dekhta hoon use itne mai

Didi: kiyun aroo mere bhai ko kiyun nahi bataya

Mai: bhool gaya tha didi

Didi: acha chodo yeh batao kahan gaye the tum dono saath
Mai: arey didi wo aaj result tha toh sahil ke saath college gaya tha

Didi: arey ab bata raha hai bata kaisa aya result

Mai: jaisa har baar ata hai

Didi: phir top kiya mere bhai ne congrats bhai aur sahil tera kiya aya

Sahil: didi aap ke bhai ne 75% marks liye hain

Mai: bata aise raha hai jaise 95% leke aya hai

Didi: ache ab tum dono ladne nahi lag jana chalo sahil andar chalo

Jaise hi sab andar ate hain saamne maa aur aleeza didi bethe hote hain
Aleeza foran bhag ke ati hai aur poochti hai

Aleeza: kahan gaya tha

Mai: wo result lene gaye tha yeh dekho

Phir main usko apna prize dikhata hoon

Aleeza: congrats bhai

Mai: thanks

Phir hum sab hall mai a jate hai

Didi: aunty yeh sahil hai aroo ka dost aur sahil yeh..........

Sahil: didi mujhe pata hai hello aunty aap aroo ki mom hain na

Phir (aleeza se): and if i am not wrong aap aleeza didi hain na

Mom aur aleeza dono sahil ko heraani se dekhte hain

Mom: par beta aap ko kaise pata yeh sab

Sahil: wo aunty aroo ki dia......na na bas aise hi guess kiya

Sahil bolne hi wala hota hai ke mai usey ghoor ke dekhta hoon aur wo baad badal deta hai

Mom: acha beta bheto pehli baar aye ho khana khake hi jaana

Mai: nahi hum bahar kha lain ge

Sahil: nahi nahi aunty yeh toh pagal hai hum yaheen khain ge bahar ke khaane mai wo maza thodi hota hai jo maa ke haath ke khaane mai hota hai

Maa aur aleeza khane garam karne kitchen mai chali jaati hain aur mai gusse mai sofe pe beth jaata hoon kiyun ke saamne hi sarenna didi bethi sahil se baat kar rahi theen

Mom: chalo bacho aajao khana lag gaya hai

Phir sab khane beth jaate hain khaane ke beech mai bhi sahil ki bakwas jari rehti hai

Sahil : aunty khana buhat tasty hai maza a gaya aapke haaton mai toh jaadoo hai

Mom: acha beta ghar pe sab theek hain

Sahil : ji aunty waise aap ko pata hai wahan hostel mai aroo... Aap logon ko ya....... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Itne main hi main table ke neeche se sahil ke pair pe marta hon aur gusse de dekhta hoon

Mom: kiya hua sahil beta sab sahi toh hai

Sahil: haan haan aunty bas wo mirchain lag gayeen thi

Phir khana khatam hota hai aur sahil bhi nikalne wala hota hai aur sahil bhi chala jata hai uske baad mai apne room mai a jata hoon aur saath ho sarenna didi a jati hai

Didi: waise aroo aisa kiya hua jo aaj kal aleeza se sahi se baat kar raha hai

Mai: toh na karoon kiya nafrat dikhata rahoon usey

Didi: mera wo matlab nahi hai magar tu toh sab ki shakal bhi nahi dekhna chahta tha aur ab sab ko maaf kar raha hai

Mai: kisne kaha sab ko maaf kar raha hoon jo log mere kusoor waar hain un se aaj bhi mai nafrat karta hoon aur marte dam tak maaf nahi karoon ga aur jahan tak aleeza ki baat hai behan usey maine abhi bhi nahi mana hai

Didi (herani se): toh phir

Mai: bas ab uske saath nafrat se nahi pesh aaon ga buhat dil dukha diya uska maine ab aur nahi

Didi: nahi aroo iske peeche koyi aur wahah bhi hai

Mai: haan hai waqt ane pe pata bhi lag jaye gi

Itne mai aleeza didi bhi a jati hain aur humare sath beth jati hai

Aleeza: waise aroo tune top kiya hai party toh banti hai kiyun sarenna
Sarenna didi: haan didi bilkul sahi kaha

Mai: theek hai kal chalain ge pehle movie phir lunch

Phir kuch dair aur baat karke dono good night bolke chali jati hain

Uth ja na bhai kab tak soye ga

 

[King786]

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Mai: jyada bakwas na kar aur yeh bata tu aisa lagta toh nahi toh in logon ke saath kiyun hai

Ladka : bhai main apne maa baap ka iklota beta tha unki mout ke baad paison ki kami ho gayi mujhe padhai chodni padi kam padhai ki wajah se koi nokri bhi nahi mili phir saalim bhai mile in ke saath kam karke main apna zameer bhool gaya kiyun ke mere liye yehi buhat tha ke do waqt ka khana mil jata hai

Mai: naaam kiya hai tera

Ladka: Basil

Mai: yeh card rakh aur yahan chale jana job mil jaye gi chal ab in dono ko bhi leke ja aur marham patti kara

Phir usko card dene ke baad main alia ko leke ghar ki taraf nikal jata hoon itne main alia bolti hai

Alia: roko gadi

Mai: kiyun

Alia: kaha na roko

Mujhe gussa toh buhat ata hai magar gadi rok deta hoon gadi rokte hi alia utar ke ati hai aur mera door khol ke bolti hai

Alia: ab utro yahan se chup chap

Mai:problem kiya hai tera

Alia: bola na chup chap utar aur dusri side beth

Mujhe bhi khoon bahene ki wajah se kamzori lag rahi thi is liye mai bhi chup chap dusri side beth jata hoo

Wo car mai beth jaati hai aur


Mai- ahhh kaya kr rahi hoo chodo

Alia - kaya kaha

Mai - uuh main kah raha hoon apni taraf beth aur gaadi chala jada james bond giri mat kar samajhi naa

Alia - dekhne doo kitana khoon bheh raha hai

Mai- kaha naa dur hat jada payaar mat dhikha

Alia- jab payaar nhi tha bachaya kyu lut jaane .....aahhh

Maine ek tappad usse jad diya

Mai- aaage sabdh bola toh ....... chala abb chala gaadi

Alia[man mai]- akkhir kyu dhika rha hai nafarat mujhe akkhir maine kya kiya hai jab tum mere baare mai galat nahi sun sakate mere muh sai toh aakhir ye dhikhawa kyu

Mai- kaya soch rahai hai

Alia - kkkk..uch nahi

Mai- yeh soch rah rahi ki mai nfarat ka dikawa kar raha hu

Alia ekdum shock hoo jati hai saayad mera adaja sahi tha

Mai- mai bus ess ghar ke logo sai ek chiz kar sakata hua

Alia asshu bhare aakhho sai - kaya

Mai - nafarat ab chal


Alia car ko hospital le jati hai

Mai: yah kiyun ayi hai

Alia abb sambhal chuki thi ( ghoorte hue): chal andar

Phir wo mujhe andar le jati hai aur phir marham patti kar wati hai main is saare samay sirf uske chehre ki masoomiyat dekh raha tha

Mai (man me): haye kitni care kar rahi hai meri bahar se kitni sakhat hai magar andar se ek dum komal bilkul gulab ke phool ki tarah

Magar phir meri muhabbat pe doobara nafrat hawi ho jati hai aur main apni nazrain uske face se hata leta hoon

Phir patti karwake medicine lene ke baad hum ghar ke liye nikal jate hain

Mai rasste main alia ko bolta hoon

Mai: ghar main kisi ko nahi pata chalna chahiye yeh sab faaltu main jhooti mohabbatain dikhane a jain ge

Alia : jyada mujhe nahi bata samjha mujhe ache se pata hai kiya karna hai

Mai: wahan un gundo ke saamne toh bolti band thi wahan banti na phool jhadi khud handle kar leti unhe

Alia: haan toh kar leti faaltu main hero banne beech main a gaya

Mai (chidate hue): nahi ata na toh pata nahi kiya karte wo tere saath

Alia: jyada khush fehmi main na rahe ke teri wajah se bachi hoon aise logon ko handle karna Alia Chaudhary ache se jaanti hai

Mai: chal ja yahan se bari ayi Alia chaudhary

Itne main ghar a jata hai aur jaise hi gadi park karke dono gadi se utarte hain saamne lawn main sab ke saath chai peete bhaiya ke munh se chai nikal jati hai

Aleeza: kiya hua bhai

Bhaiya: saamne dekh

Aleeza jaise hi saamne dekhti hai wo bhi heraan rahe jati hai dono ko saath dekh kar aur yahi haal mom dad aur chacha chachi ka bhi tha

Mai toh sab ko ignore karta hua apne room main chala jata hoon aur alia jaise hi sab ke pass jati hai toh bhaiya poochte hai

Bhaiya : yeh aaj dariya ke do rukh mil kaise gaye

Alia: jyada khush hone ki zaroorat nahi hai wo toh main shopping kar ke cab ka wait kar rahi thi toh raaste main arhaan dikh gaya aur us ne lift dedi

Aleeza (herani se): kiya arhaan ne lift offer ki

Alia : haan toh us se lift maangti meri juti wo toh usne offer ki toh main car main beth gayi

Mom : pata nahi us ki nafrat kab khatam hogi main tut gayi hoon uski nafrat se

Dad: arhaan waqt ke saath saath sambhal raha hai uski nafrat bhi khatam ho jaye gi chalo chodo chai piyo sab

Isi ke saath sab sham ki hawa ka maza lene lagte hain

Kal party hai Arhaan aur tumhe bhi ana hai

Shaam main dad khushi khushi arhaan ko bolte hain

Mai: kaisi party

Dad: yeh deal milne ki khushi main hum ne business party rakhi hai shehar ke saare bade bade businessmen invited hain is bahane sab se tumhara introduction bhi ho jaye ga

Mai (chonkte hue): kaisa introduction

Dad: yehi ke tum humari family ke sab se chote bete ho

Mai: kis ne kaha ke mai aap ka beta hoon

Dad: kiya matlab

Mai: jab mai aap logon se koyi rishta hi nahi rakhna chahta toh kaisa beta haan aur haan mai nahi a sakta party mai sorry

Yeh sab door khadi sarenna bhi sun rahi thi

Bhaiya: akhir kiyun nahi a sakta

Mai: yeh aap logon ka business hai aap hi sambhalo is se mera koyi talluq nahi hai

Dad: yeh business ham sab ka hi toh hai phir kiyun aisi baatain kar raha hai

Mai: magar hum sab main Arhaan shamil nahi hai

Bhaiya: arhaan tujhe kal ana hi hoga

Mai: zabardasti hai kiya jab bol diya nahi aaon ga toh nahi aaon ga peeche padh jaate hain sab

Aur isi ke saath main apne room ki taraf chala jata hoon magar raaste main aleeza mil jaaati hai

Mai: ab tum beech mai kiyun khadi ho haan

Aleeza: Aroo kal tumhe party main ana

Mai: pehli baat mujhe aroo na bola kar aur doosra kis liye aaon party mai

Aleeza (meri ankhon main dekhte hue): mere liye

Nice bro

 

[King786]

Ek lamhe ko toh mai bhi chonk jata hoon jis ada se us me yeh bola tha magar phir khud ko sambhalte hue bolta hoon

Mai: tu meri konsi kuch lagti hai jo main aaon ga chal hat sona hai mujhe

Aleeza: bhai meri sab se badi kamyabi hai yeh deal aur yeh khushi main tere saath celebrate karna chahti hoon

Mai: abey ja jyada bhai bhai na kar aur haan apne sagon ke saath celebrate kar apni khusi


Aur yeh kahe ke main agey badhne lagta hoon ke Aleeza ake mera collor pakad leti hai aur gusse se bolti hai ke

Aleeza: tujhe ana hi hoga kal samjha nahi toh mujh se bara koyi na hoga

Mai ek baar uske face ko dekhta hoon aur kuch na kehte hue agey badh jaata hoon

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Mai room main jaise hi enter hota hoon saamne bed pe sarenna didi pehle se bethi hoti hain

Mai: didi aap is time

Didi: kiyun nahi a sakti kiya tere room main

Mai: nahi didi jab chaho a sakti ho waise koyi kaam tha kiya

Didi: haan aroo kuch baat karni thi

Mai: haan didi bolain

Didi: aroo tuje apne dad aur bhaiya se itni batameezi nahi karni chahiye thi

Mai: jitni nafrat inlogon ne mujhe di hai us ke baat kiya in ke saaath bhangra daloon

Didi: nahi phir bhi araam se toh baat kar sakta hai na

Mai: acha didi kaam ki baat batao kiya kehna hai

Didi: aroo wo....wo jab tere dad itna insist kar hi rahe hain toh chala ja na party main

Mai: didi yeh aap bol rahi ho kiya aap ne nahi dekhi mere liye inki nafrat

Didi: magar aroo ab wo badal gaye hain

Mai: ab badalne ka kiya fayada didi jab kuch bacha hi nahi hai toh

Didi: abhi bhi dair nahi hui aroo maaf karde inhe main ne unki ankhon main tere liye pyaar dekha hai

Mai: ab is pyaar ka kiya fayada didi jab mujhe iski zaroorat hi nahi hai chalo is topic ko chodo didi kuch baatain karte hain

Phir thodi dair baad didi good night bol kar sone chali jaati hain main bhi bed pe sone let ta hi hoon ke door pe knock karke koyi andar ata hai aur usko dekh kar mera munh aisa ho jaata hai jaise koyi kadwa badaam kha liya ho

Ab kiya karne ayi hai is time

Saamne night suit pehne alia khadi thi
Phir wo mere pass ate hue kehti hai

Alia (madhoshi bhari awaz main): ek jawan ladki raat ke is waqt ek jawaan ladke ke room main kiyun ati hai

Mai (man me): abey bc yeh toh humara game humare saath hi khel rahi hai

Mai: abey satya gayi hai kiya

Alia ( aur kareeb ate hue): chal apni shirt utar

Mai: na....na....nahi main nahi utaroo ga hum dono bhai beh.......

Alia: kiya bola bhai behan

Mai (hadbadate hue): na...nahi main ne toh kuch bhi nahi bola

Alia: acha jyada baat nahi chup chap shirt utar

Mai (man me): is ke iraade ache nahi lag rahe akhir yeh karna kiya chah rahi hai kahin.........

Alia (ghoorte hue): jyada nahi soch rape nahi karne wali tera dressing karni hai

Mai: mai khud karloon ga ja ab yahan se

Alia (gusse mai): samajh nahi ata ek baar

Mai: nahi

Alia gusse main mere pass ati hai aur meri t-shirt ek hi jhatke mai phad ke alag kar deti hai

Mai (apna chest chupate hue): pagal toh nahi ho gayi hai yeh shirt kiyun phadi

Alia: jab baat nahi mane ga toh yehi ho ga chal ab chup chaap ache bachon ki tarah let ja

Mai bhi araam se let jata hoon phir alia first aid box uthati hai aur purani dressing kholti hai toh shock ho jati hai

Alia (herani se): ye....yeh tere zakham itni jaldi kaise bhar rahe hain

Mai: lagta hai shaam ke haadse se abhi tak shock mai hai so ja jake

Alia: nahi yeh dekh yeh itni jaldi sukh rahe hain tere zakham

Mai jaise hi dekhta hoon mujhe jyada herani nahi hoti

Mai (baat ghumate hue): chal dressing karni hai toh kar warna room se ja raat buhat ho gayi hai

Phir alia chup chap meri dressing karne ke baad mere qareeb ati aur chest pe haath pherte hue bolti hai

Alia: waise tuh toh mujhe behan nahi maanta toh kiyun na is raat ko haseen banadain

Aur isi ke saath alia mere pass akey beth jaati hai

Mai (ghabrate hue): ki......ki.....kiya matlab

Alia (mere face pe haath pherti hui): yehi ke mosam bhi haseen hai aur do jawan jism room main akele hain toh

Mai (bed se uchalte hue): na.....nahi ma..mai nahi kar sakta aisa kuch

Alia: kiyun nahi kar sakta

Mai: bas nahi kar sakta

Alia: kiyun

Mai: kiyun ke

Alia: haaan bata

Mai: kiyun ke aap me....me...meri be.....

Alia: haan jaldi bol teri kiya hoon nahi toh

Mai: meri be....be.......han ho

Alia (khushi chupate hue): toh phir didi bol mujhe

Mai: nahi boloon ga

Alia mere aur kareeb a jati hai aur mera face pakad leti hai mere aur uske hothon ke beech kuch inch ka gap rahe jata hai

Alia (sargoshi main): nahi bole ga

Mai (hadbadate hue ): ha...ha.....haan b...bo...loon....ga

Alia (mere face pe phook marte hue): toh bol

Mai: d......d......di......di na...nahi karo na

Alia yeh sun ke khush ho jati hai aur mere gaal pe kiss karke peeche ho jaati hai aur main sukoon ki saas leta hoon

Alia: chal tumhe mujhe apni behan toh mana

Mai (badbadate hue): ghanta behan mana

Alia: kuch bola kiya

Mai: na.....na....nahi kuch nahi

Alia: acha chal good night bhai

Mai usey ghoorta hoon

Alia (kaatil muskaan ke saath): ab apni didi ko good night bhi nahi bole ga

Mai (chidate hue): good night meri maa ja ab

Alia arhaan ko aur pareshan karna munasib nahi samajhti aur muskurati hui room se bahar chali jati hai

Mai: is ko didi bole meri joota nahi Arhaan ab is se darna nahi hai dat ke muqabla karna hai iska wo toh aaj chot lagi hui thi is wajah se kuch bol nahi paya nahi toh bata deta Arhaan kiya cheez hai haan haan yehi wajah hogi

Aur yehi sab sochte sochte mai so jata hoon

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Buhat dino se Saalik aur Mahraja ki taraf se khamooshi thi kaheen yeh khamooshi toofan se pehle ki khamooshi toh nahi magar abhi toh sab theek lagta hai chale dekhte hain apna hero kiya kar raha hai

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Didi jaldi karo shoping pe jana hai shadi mai nahi dair ho rahi hai

Arhaan sarenna ko awaz lagata hai

Didi: a rahi hoon baba bas 5 mint

Mai (badbadate hue): sala in ladkiyon ke 5 mint kabhi poore hi nahi hote

Mai didi ka wait kar hi raha hota hoon ke itne main Aleeza a jati hai

Aleeza: aroo kahan ja rahe ho

Mai: disco ja raha hoon chalogi

Aleeza : tere saath toh nark main bhi chal loon gi phir disco kiya cheez hai

Aleeza: acha bata na bhai kahan ha raha hai

Mai kuch bolne hi wala hota hoon ke itne main sarenna didi a jati hai

Sarenna: didi shoping pe ja rahe hain main aur aroo

Aleeza (khush hote hue): mai bhi chaloon

Mai: mai kisi ajnabi ko nahi leke jata apne saath

Aleeza udas hoke jaane hi wali hoti hai ke itne mai sarenna didi unhe bhag ke rok leti hai

Sarenna: didi yeh aroo toh pagal hai mazak kar raha hoga aap chalo jaldi se humare saath

Aleeza: mai toh aise hi kahe rahi thi tum log jao enjoy karo

Sarenna: didi mujhe pata hai aap ko party ke liye dress leni hai ab koyi bahana nahi chalo humare saath

Mai kuch bolne hi wala hota hoon ke sarenna didi bolti hai

Sarenna didi (ghoorte hue): chal aroo gadi nikal mai aur didi a rahe hain

Mai gadi nikal je wait kar hi raha hota dono a jati hai aur sarenna didi aleeza ko agey bitha deti hain aur khud back seat pe beth jati hai

Mai (gusse mai): didi agey aao yeh kiya harkat hai mai nahi chalon ga jab tak agey nahi aaogi

Sarenna didi: aroo mera pyara bhai hai na toh meri baat nahi mane ga

Phir mai chup chap gadi chalata hoon jald hi mall ajata hai phir dono ladkiyan shopping mai lag jati hai itni dair mai bhi kuch KHAAS shoping kar leta hoon 2-3 ghante baad jab dono ki shoping khatam hoti hai toh didi bolti hai

Sarenna: aroo aaj toh buhat thak gayi chal ab kuch khila

Mai (gusse mai): ab mujhe hi khalo kab se wait kar raha hoon aur aap ki shopping hi nahi khatam ho rahi

Sarenna: acha naraaz na ho aroo chak ab kuch khate hai

Phir hum sab lunch karte hai aur ghar ki taraf chal dete hain

Ohhhh sorry miss

Aleeza ki nazrain baar baar party main arhaan ko dhoondh rahi hoti hain ke achanak koyi ake us se takra jata hai

Aleeza: no problem

Yeh bol ke jaise hi Aleeza saamne wale ko dekhti hai chonk jati hai kiyun ke saamne mask lagaye ek shaks khada tha

Aleeza: aap A&A industries ke owner hain na

Ladka: ji sahi pechana aap ne miss Aleeza

Aleeza us ladke ki awaaz sun ke chonk jati hai

Aleeza (man me): kaheen yehi toh ...... Nahi nahi wo toh yahan nahi hai yeh koyi aur hai

Aleez (heraani se) : aap ko mera naam kaise pata

Ladka (Aleeza ki ankhon main dekhte hue) : aap ko kon nahi jaanta waise aap buhat khoobsoorat hain

(Navy blue party dress main matching jewellery pehne aleeza lag bhi pari rahi thi party mai har ek ki nazar usi par ja rahi thi)

Aleeza: thanks waise aap yeh mask kiyun pehante hain

Ladka: hai ek wajah waise ab toh milna hota hi rahe ga

Aleeza: ji wo kiyon

Ladka: aise hi waise mujhe lagta hai wo wajah sab se pehle aap ko hi pata chale gi chalain phir milain ge aap se mil je acha laga bye

Aleeza: mujhe bhi bye

Phir wo ladka apni secretary ke saath chala jata hai


Aleeza (man mai): bara ajeeb banda hai magar mujhe yeh apna apna sa kiyun lag raha hai aur mask se jhakteen uski ankhain bhi buhat kuch kahe rahi theen

Itne main dad akey kehte hain

Dad: aleeza beti arhaan aya kiya

Aleeza (udas hoke): nahi dad nahi aya wo

Dad: acha chodo chalo mai tumhe apne business friends se milwata hoon

Phir aleeza dad ke saath chali jati hai aur isi tarah party chalti rehti hai arhaan ne na ana tha na wo aya ya shayad..........

Super bro

 

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Agle din sunday tha toh mai dair tak sota hoon subah meri ankh pani girne se khulti hai mai ankhain khol kar saamne dekhta hoon toh saamne geele baalon mai sarenna didi khadi thi shayad abhi abhi naha ke ayi theen

Mai: didi sone do na thodi dair bas

Didi: bas uth ja ab..... ahhhh maaa

Mai didi ka haath pakad leta hoon aur aur kheech ke apne pass lita leta hoon

Mai: aap bhi so jao mere saath buhat din ho gaye

Dadi: par bha....

Mai (unke hothon pe ungli rakh ke): shhhhhh ab kuch nahi so jao

Aur mai unhe kas ke gale laga leta hoon aur isi tarah hum dono phir so jate hai

Humari neend 1 ghante baad aleeza ke uthane se khulti

Aleeza: mai wahan nashte pe intezar kar rahi thi aur tum dono yahan maze se so rahe ho

Mai: wo mai toh uth gaya tha wo yeh didi mujhe leke so gayi

Sarenna: kitna jhoot bolta hai khud mujhe keech ke sula diya tha..

Aleeza: acha acha chalo dono ready ho nashte pe sab wait kar rahe hain hamara

Itne mai sarenna didi ready hone chali jati hai toh

aleeza (mere pass ake bolti ha): aroo ek baat poochni thi

Mai: haan bola

Aleeza: kiya mai tumse dab ke saamne baat kar sakti hoon

Mai: nahi bilkul nahi

Aleeza (masoomiyat se): please

Mai(chidate hue): acha theek hai but jyada free na hona sab ke saamne

Aleeza (funny style mai): akele mai toh free ho sakti hoon

Mai: acha ab jyada dimagh na kha aur ja ab mujhe fresh hona hai

Aleeza bhi kuch nahi bolti aur chup chap neeche chali hati hai aur mai bhi fresh hone bathroom mai ghus jata hoon

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At Breakfast Table

Aroo kuch chahiye kiya

Mai jaise hi nashte ke liye ake bethta hoon aleeza poochti hai

Mai: haan 1 cup coffee dedo

Aleeza (khush hote hue): acha abhi deti hoon

Yeh sab dekh ke sarenna didi ke ilawa sab ghar wale haath roke herani se humain hi dekh rahe the
Shayad kisi ko yaqeen hi nahi ho raha tha

Aleeza: yeh le bhai

Mai us se cup leta hoon aur sab ko ignore karke apni coffee khatam karke uth jata hoon

Mai: sarenna didi aap log shsm mai tayyar rehna movie pe chalain ge

Isi ke saath mai ghar se nikal jata hoon
Mai ghar se nikalta hi hoon ke mera phone rong karta hai

Mai (man me): ab kon hai bc

Mai: Hello

Saamne se: hello bhai pehchana

Mai: mai antaryami nahi hoon jo teri awaaz sun ke pechan jaoon ga naam bata

Saamne se: bhai mai Basil

Mai: kon basil

Basil: bhai woi jis ka aap ne munh tora tha us din aur phir card bhi diya tha job ke liye

Mai: acha tu hai bata kiya kaam hai

Basil: bhai aap se milna tha

Mai: chal address send karta hoon cafe aaja

Phir mai call cut karke usko add. Msg karta hoon aur cafe jaake beth jata hoon

Mai abhi betha hi tha ke 10 mint mai wo bhi a hata hai

Basil: hello bhai

Mai: chal beth kaam bata

Basil: wo bhai thanks aap ki wajah se job mil gayi aap mai bhi sukoon ki zindagi guzaroon ga

Mai: waise teri age kiya hai

Basil: bhai 20

Mai: aur padhai kitni ki

Basil: mom dad ki death ke baad 1st year mai hi chod di thi

Mai: chal mai apne saath tera bhi admission kara deta hoon

Basil: par bhai meri job...

Mai: koyi na mai dekh loon ga timings college ke baad ke rakhwa doon ga

Basil: par bhai aap meri itni help kar kiyon rahe ho

Mai: bus tujh mai mujhe achai nazar ayi is liye

Basil: kaisi achai

Mai: usdin un charon gundon ki nazron main hawas thi alia ke liye madag mujhe teri ankhon main wo hawas nahi dikhi bas isliye acha chal mujhe late ho raha hai addmission kara ke bata doon ga

Basil (rote hue): thanks bhai aap mere liye itna kar rahe ho

Mai: arey koyi baat nahi chal phir milte hain

Phir mai wahan se apna kaam karte hue ghar ko nikal jata hoon

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Mai ghar puhachta hoon toh didi aur aleeza tayar bethe hote hai

Didi: kahan tha ab tak kab se wait kar rahe hain tera

Mai toh undono ko dekhne mai hi khoya hua tha khas kar aleeza kiya lag rahi thi wo baby pink party dress mai

Aleeza: kiya dekh raha hai

Mai (hosh mai ate hue): ku.....kuch nahi
Mai ata hoon ready hoke bas

Didi: alia ko bhi bulate lana

Mai: aap khud bula lo

Didi: wo bol rahi hai jo party de raha hai wo khud bulaye

Mai (badbadate hue): ajeeb zabardasti hai

Mai ali ke room main jata hoon

Alia: arey bhai kiya kaam hai

Mai: kiya dramey kar rahi hai chalna hai toh chal

Alia: badi behan se aise baat karte hi

Mai: kaisi badi behan

Alia (kaatil muskaan ke saath kareeb ate hue) : itni jaldi bhool gaya kal raat ko hi toh.....

Mujhe us ke irade khatarnak lag rahe the is liye baat khatam karne ke liye bolta hon

Mai: acha acha chal agar ana hai toh aaja warna mai ja raha hoon

Alia: ruk ready hoke ati hoo

Mai ready hone chala jata hoon

Mai (man me): is phool jhadi ke pass akele toh jana hi nahi chahiye pata nahi kab kiya kar jaye

Phir mai ready hole neeche ata hoon toh saamne hall mai sahil khada tha

Mai: abey tu kiya kar raha hai yahan

Sahil: mujhe toh didi ne bulaya hai

Didi: acha chalo sab alia bhi a gayi

Phir hum sab gadi mai nikal jate hain sab se pehle movie pe jaate hain movie romantic thi hall mai sab se pehle sahil phir alia phir sarenna phir aleeza aur akhir mai mai betha tha

Mera dhyaan movie mai kam aur aleeza mai jyada tha pat nahi kiya cheez thi usme jo mai usi ki taraf attract ho raha tha phir mai apna dhyaan movie pe lagata hoon magar kuch dair baad achanak aleeza apna sir mere kandhe pe rakh leti hai

Mai: kiya hua movie dekho

Aleeza: uh uhhhhh

Mai bhi phir kuch nahi bolta thodi dair mai hi aleeza so jati hai phir mai bhi apna right hand uske kandhe pe rakh ke apna sir us ke sir ke saath laga ke beth jata hoon

Didi: dono utho kiya lovebirds ki tarah bethe ho

Mai aur Aleeza chonkte hue uth jate hain

Aleeza: choti sharam kar tu kuch jyada hi bolne lagi hai

Phir koyi kuch nahi bolta itni dair mai movie bhi khatam ho jati hai phir hum dinner karke ghar ke liye nikal jaate hain

Magar koyi tha jo in sab pe nazar rakhe hue tha

Aise hi 1 week guzar gaya is 1 hafte mai jyada kuch nahi badla arhaan aur alia ke beech nok jhok jaari rahi aur saalik ki taraf se bhi kuch nahi hua aur ek cheez jo sabse khas thi wo yeh ke arhaan ab aleeza se muhabbat se nahi toh nafrat se bhi nahi baat kar ta tha

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Good morning bhai

Aaj arhaan ke college ka pehla din tha sarenna usey uthane room mai ati hai magar arhaan pehle se tayar khada baal bana raha tha

Mai: good morning didi

Sarenna: arey wah aroo aaj toh khud uth gaya

Mai: haan wo kiya hai aj pehle hi din late nahi hona chahta

Sarenna: waise buhat handsome lag raha hai kaheen meri hi nazar na lag jaye

Mai: waise aap bhi kam nahi lag rahi

Sarenna: thanks aroo waise baatain chod mujhe bhi late ho raha hai college ko jaldi se nashte ko aja

Phir mai jaldi se neeche utarta hoon toh saamne hi aleeza mil jati hai

Aleeza: Gm aroo

Mai: good morning

Aleeza:aaj toh bada hi pyara lag raha hai kiya baat hai

Mai: thanks

Aleeeza: chal naashta kar jaldi warna laye ho jaye ga

Phir mai naashta karta hoon aur sarenna didi ko unke college drop karte hue apne college nikal jata hoon aur jald hi puhanch bhi jata hoon

Mai ne sahil aur basil ko pehle hi gate pe milne ka bol diya tha isliye unhe dhoondne mai jyada pareshani nahi hoti

Mai: hello dosto

Basil: hello bhai

Sahil: badi jaldi a gaya waise yeh kon hai

Mai: oh haan sahil yeh basil aur basil yeh mera childhood friend sahil hai

Phir dono ek dusre se milte hain phir hum andar chal dete hain abhi hum gate se ghuse hi the ke ek ladka bhag ke ata hai aur sahil ko thapad mar deta hai wo bhagne wala hi hota hai ke mai uske face pe punch mardeta hoon jis se wo samne gir jata hai mai phir marne hi wala hota hoon ke wo bolta hai

Ladka: bhai bhai maaf kardo maine jaan ke nahi mara wo log (door bethe ek group ki taraf ishara karke) meri ragging le rahe the unhone kaha tha

Sahil: abey jhoot bol raha hai yeh bsdka maar ise bhai

Ladka: maa kasam sach bol raha hoon bhai please aur na maarna

Mai: waise kis batch ka hai

Ladka: BBA

Itna sunte hi mai aur basil paglon ki tarah hasne lagte hain

Sahil: abey chutiye ho gaye ho kiya hain

Basil (haste hue): chutiya toh yeh hai bc juniours se ragging kara ke aya hai

Sahil bhi humare saath hasne lagta hai aur wo bechara ladka sharminda sa khada ho jata hai

Mai: waise naam kiya hai tera

Ladka: mai Pawan

Mai: chal tu apne hi batch ka hai saath chalte hain class

Abhi hum class mai puhanchne wale hi hote hain ke kisi ko dekh ke mera mood kharab ho jata hai

Mai: abey yeh yahan bhi a gayi pata nahi mera peecha kab chode gi

Shayad saamne wale ne bhi mujhe dekh liya tha is liye wo mere pass ati hai

Alia: oh hero yahan kiya kar raha hai

Mai: tujh se matlab apna kam kar jahan mai jata hoon waheen a jati hai

Alia: mujh se hi toh matlab hai waise aaj kal tu kuch jyada hi nahi ud raha hai sambhal ke ud aisa na ho ke par hi kaat doon

Mai: abey pagal he kiya lagta hai tera upper story khali ho gaya hai jo aisi begki behki baatain kar rahi hai

Alia: wo toh waqt ane pe pata chale ga kis ki upper story khali hoti hai

Mai : abey chal ja subah subah apni manhoos shakal dikha ke din kharab kar diya

Phir mai kuch sune baghair hi class ko chal deta hoon jahan basil aur pawan toh nayi nayi ladkiyon ko dekhne mai magan ho jate hai aur mai sahil ke pass jake beth jata hoon

Magar aaj shayad ek aur shock milna tha mujhe

hum abhi seat pe bethe hi the ke class mai shalwar aur chudi daar pehne ek ladki enter hoti hai

Mai: abey yeh yahan kaise

Sahil: kon bey

Mai : kuch nahi (man me) abey yeh toh woi park wali ladki hai yeh yahan kiya kar rahi hai

Itne mai Basil: bhai maal check kar kaash mujhe mil jaye

Pata nahi uska younh kehna mujhe kiyon acha nahi lagta

Mai (gusse mai): chup chap beth ja warna saare daant tod doonga tere

Abhi mai bol hi raha tha ke saamne se awaz ati hai

GOOD MORNING STUDENTS

mai chonk ke saamne dekhta hoon toh saamne dice pe woi ladki khadi hoti hai

I am your management teacher Mishal Chouhan

Mai (zor se): What teacher

Itne mai sab ka dihan meri taraf a jata hai madam bhi mujhe dekh leti hai aur heraan ho jati hain

Madam (herani se ): Tum.... Oh sorry kiya naam hai tumhara


Mai: Arhaan Chaudhary

Madam: ab koyi disturbance nahi honi chahiye

Isi ke saath aaj kuch khaas nahi hua bas intro hue aur isi ke saath class khatam ho gayi

Class khatam hote hi hum charon apne raaste jaane lage mai abhi apni car parking se nikal hi raha tha ke mujhe saamne madam dikhi

Mai (car unke saamne rok ke): hello
Mam any problem

Madam: oh hello bus ka wait kar rahi thi

Mai: chalain mai drop kar deta hoon

Madam: nahi mai khud chali jaaoon gi

Mai: oh common madam hum pehli baar thodi mile hai aap mujh pe bharosa kar sakti hai

Isi ke saath mai door open kar deta hoon aur wo bhi chup chap ake beth jaati hain

Mai: waise mai google map nahi hoon jo aap ke raasta bataye bina ghar puhancha doon ga

Madam: oh sorry mai toh bhool hi gayi batana

Phir wo apne ghar ka raasta batati hai aur mai unke ghar ki taraf gaadi doda deta hoon

RAASTE MAIN

Mai: mujhe toh ab bhi yaqeen nahi ho raha ke aap humari teacher ho

Madam: aisa kiyun

Mai: kiyun ke ab kaheen se itni badi nahi lagteen balke aap toh...

Madam: aap toh kiya

Mai:aap toh college girl lagti hain

Madam (muskurate hue): acha haan flirt

Mai: arey nahi kasam se mai usdin park mai bhi aap ko apne hi age ki samjha tha

Madam: nahi mai 28 saal ki hoon

Mai (herani se): strange waise aap ki shadi ho gayi kiya

Mera itna kehte hi madam ke chehre pe udasi a jati hai mujhe lagta hai ke kuch ghalat pooch liya shayad

Mai: sorry shayad mujhe nahi poochna chahiye tha aisa

Madam (khud ko sambhalte hue): nahi nahi kuch ghalat nahi poocha waise abhi tak maine shadi nahi ki

Muhal ko sahi karne ke liye

Mai: oh yes matlab abhi mera chance hai

Madam: kis cheez ka

Magar jab unhe samajh ata hai wo bhi hasne lagti hain

Madam (haste hue): kitna flirt karte ho waise Mr. Shayar aaj koyi shair nahi sunao ge

Mai: ap ki khubsoorti ki shaan mai toh mai pooora deewan likh doon

Madam : phir flirt

Mai: acha yeh sunain aap ke liye

KHILNA KALI NE KAM KAM SEEKHA HAI

UNKI ANKHON KI NEEM KHUABI SE

Madam (sharma jati hain): uffff har baat pe chance maarte ho waise style acha hai

Mai: humara style hai toh acha toh hona hi tha

Madam: buhat baatain banate ho waise again I am impressed

Mai: toh kiya khayal hai

Madam: kis bare mai

Mai: mera chance hai ke nahi

Madam (muskurate hue): try karo ho sakta hai ban jai

Itne mai madam ka ghar a jata hai

Mai: lo a gaya ghar

Madam: oh thanks baaton baaton mai rasta pata hi nahi chala

Mai: waise kon kon rehta hai apke saaath

Madam: mai akele hi rehti hoon

Phir wo utar ke jaane hi lagti hai phir kuch yaad ata hai toh mud ke ati hai

Madam: oh mai toh bhul hi gayi chai peeke jana

Mai: arey nahi madam aap bhi akeli ho kaheen mai behak gaya toh

Yeh sun ke wo bhi hasne lagti hai

Madam (haste hue): buhat funny ho tum tumhari company mai koyi bore ho hi nahi sakta chalo aao ab

Mai: sorry chai next time ke liye rakhain abhi mai late ho raha hoon BTW thanks for the compliment bye

Madam: Bye

Phir mai gadi ghuma ke apne raaste nikal jata hoon

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Sir sab intezaam ho gaya hai bas ab ap ke order ki dair hai

Saalik apne office mai betha apne chehre pe shetani muskurahat liye kisi se phone pe baat kar raha tha

Saalik: abhi thoda intezaar karo itni asaan mout nahi deni unhain itna dard dena hai ke saale pal pak marain

Saaamne se: ji sir jaisi aap ki marzi

Saalik: un par nazar rakhi hui hai na

Saamne se: yes sir unki ek ek movement pe humari nazar hai bas aap ke order ka intezaar hai

Saalik: very good abhi isi tarah nazar rakho agey ka baad mai bataoon ga

Isi ke saath wo call cut kar deta hai

ab aye ga maza ab tum logon ko koyi nahi bacha sakta ha ha ha ha ha

Itne mai mona andar ati hai

Mona: kiya hua sir aaj jyada hi khush lag rahe hain

Saalik (mona ko dekhte hue): wo sab chodo aaj tumhare saath swarg ki sair karne ka dil chah raha hai

Mona: mai toh humesha tayyar hoon

Isi ke saath wahan vaasna ka nanga naach shuru ho jata hai

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[Nadeem21]

Kahan rahe gaya tha aroo itni raat ho gayi hai tu ab aya hai

Raat ko arhaan thaka hua ghar ata hai toh hall mai hi sarenna aur aleeza pareshan bethi uska intezaar kar rahi hoti hain

Mai: wo didi kaam tha mujhe ab mai dair se hi aya karoonga

Aleeza: aisa kiya kaam par gaya aroo

Mai: wo kiya hai na ke mai ne job join ki hai isliy bola

Aleeza: zaroorat kiya hai jab apna family business hai tu chod de yeh job

Mai: phir woi baat chodo yeh sab dinner lagao badi bhook lagi hai

Sarenna: abhi lagate hai bhai

Phir hum log dinner karte hain aur apne apne room ki taraf chale jate hain magar sarenna didi mere saath a jati hai

Mai: kiya hua koyi kaam hai

Didi: nahi bas tere saath sone ka man kar raha tha buhat din ho gaye

Mai kuch nahi bolta aur fresh hoke humesha ki tarah didi ko bahon mai bhar ke so jata hoon

Ma......may I c...o...me in ma.....mam

Agle din mai college ko thoda late ho gaya abhi mai ake apni seat le betha hi tha ke ek awaaz sab ka dihaan apni taraf kheech leti hai darwaze pe glasses lagaye ek ladki dari sehmi khadi thi jis ko dekh ke sab hasne lagte hain itne me mam

Mam: keep quiet all & you come in

Wo ladki andar ati hai toh

Mam: what's your name

Ladki: mam Sh....sha.....shanze khan

Ek baar phir sab hasne lahte hain jis se wo aur jyada nervous ho jati hai

Mam: acha jao beth jao

Wo ladki mud ke jagah dhoondne lagti hai magar shayad koyi usko saath bethana hi nahi chahta tha sab bahar hoke beth jate hai itne mai wo ake meri seat ke pass khadi ho jati hai

Shanze (darte hue): ma....mai ya...yahan beth jaoon

Mai nazar utha ke usko dekhta hoon phir bolta hoon

Mai: yes sure

Wo darte darte beth jaati hai phir lecture shuru ho jata hai beech beech mai meri aur mam ji nazar milti toh wo smile pass kar deti mujhe samajh nahi aya unki smile ka matlab isi tarah lecture khatam ho jata hai aur mam ke jaate hi sab ek baar phir uski taraf dekhne lagte hai koyi use old fashioned kahe raha tha toh koyi uspe has raha tha jis se wo aur jyada ghabra jati hai

Mai: hey tum itna dar kiyun rahi ho araam se betho

Shanze: j...ji

Phir isi tarah lecture khatam hote hain aur halftime ho jata hai mai uth ke apne doston ke saath canteen chala jata hoon

Basil: bhai aisi ladki aaj tak nahi dekhi maine

Mai: kaisi

Basil: bhai lagta hai us mai koyi 100 saal purani budhi atma hai uski dreasing nahi dekhi

Pawan: aur dar kitna rahi thi jaise usey khajai ga koyi

Sahil: chodo yaar uski marzi

Phir hum log mazak masti mai apna lunch khatam karte hai abhi mere aur sahil class ki taraf ja hi rahe the ke mujhe kuch awaaz ati hai hum jaake dekhte hain toh awaaz auditorium se a rahi thi jaise hi hum auditorium mai guste hain toh mera khoon khol jaata hai saamne ek 2 ladke usi ladki ke saath zabardasti karne ki koshish kar rahe the

Ladka: nakhre na kar khud bhi maze le hume bhi lene de

Mai (bhag ke un ke pass jata hoon): abey chod ise warna mujh se bura koyi nahi hoga
Ladka: dekh apni tang nahi ada mere kaam mai ja yahan se

Itne main mai sahil ko ishara karta hoon toh wo uske side wale ladke ke face pe ek kick jad deta hai

Jis se wo ladka dar jata hai aur ladki ka haath chod deta hai itne mai hi mai usey punch maarta hoon aur uska sar pakad ke table pe mar deta hoon jis se uske sar se khoon nikalne lagta hai aur wo neeche gir jata hai

Ladka (uthte hue): dekh tu mujhe jaanta nahi hai Arez Chauhan naam hai mera yeh mere dad yahan ke jaane maane businessman hain wo tujhe chodain ge nahi ahhh uuiiiiii

Mai jaake uske per pe phir kick mar deta hoon jis se wo dubara gir haata hai

Mai: abey ja darta nahi hoon tere baap se uska bhi woi haal karoon ga jo tera kiya hai

Aur usko waheen pada chod ke hum ladki ko leke bahar nikal jate hain

Hall se nikalte hi mai bolta hoon


Mai:hail tuja class attend kar main ja raha hoon

Phir sahil class chala jata hai phir mai ladi se bolta hoon

Mai: tum yahan kiya kar rahi theen

Shanze: wo....wo mai washroom ja rahi thi yeh ladke a gaye aur mujhe wahan le gaye

Mai: acha toh tum ne shor kiyun nahi kiya

Shanze: shor kiyun karti

Mai (herani se): wo tumhare saath zabardasti kar rahe the aur kiyun

Shanze (masoomiyat se): zabardasti.. Wo kiya hoti hai

Mai yeh sun ke heraan ho jata hoon

Mai(herani se): kiya tumhe sach mai nahi pata

Shanze masoomiyat se na mai sar hila deti hai

Mai (man me): kiya yeh sach mai itni masoom hai ya nataak kar rahi hai

mai ne ek baar phir uska chehra padhne ki koshish magar mujhe uske chehre pe masoomiyat ke siwa kuch nazar nahi aya

Mai: acha chalo tumhe ghar chod deta hoon

Shanze: nahi mai chali jaoon gi

Mai: ek baar samajh nahi ata chalo jaldi

Wo bhi kuch nahi bolti aur mere saath a jati hai

Mai: tumhara ghar kahan hai

Shanze: wo..wo mai dusre city se hoon yahan hostel mai rahe rahi hoon

Phir humare beech koyi baat nahi hoti aur mai uske hostel ke agey car rokta hoon aur wo utar ke andar chali jati hai

Mai (man me): kuch toh karna pade ga warna koyi bhi is ki masoomiyat ka galat fayada utha sakta hai waise kiya koyi itna masoom bhi ho sakta hai

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Aroo tu yahan kiya kar raha hai

Bhaiya aur aleeza ek business conferance mai jaate hain toh wahan unhe arhaan dikhta hai

Mai: ma......mai toh kuch bhi nahi

Bhaiya: yahan business related logon ke siwa toh koyi andar nahi a sakta toh phir kaise

Mai (man me): yeh sala james bond ki auladain humari family mai hi ani theen phele wo alia ab yeh

Mai: nahi wo mai....

Itne mai Samne se ek ladki ati hai wo kuch kehne hi wali hoti hai ke mai use chup rehne ka ishara karta hoon

Mai: haa..... Haan wo mai apni boss ke saath yahan aya tha wo bataya toh tha ke job join ki hai (ladki ki taraf ishara karke) inse milo yeh hain meri nayi boss

Phir aleeza aur bhaiya us se hello karte hain aur bye bol ke chale jate hai

Unke jaate hi

Mai (thandi saas lete hue): haye aaj ko baal baal bach gaya

Ladki: sir aap ne unke saamne mujhe apna boss kiyun kaha

Mai: chodo tumhe samajh nahi aye ga chalo conference ko late ho raha hai

Phir mai us ladki ke saath hall mai chala jata hoon

Wo ladki kon thi

Abhi mai ghar mai ghus ke room ki taraf ja hi raha tha ke beech mai phool jhadi matlab Alia a jati hai

Mai: konsi ladki

Alia: woi ladki jis ke saath tu halftime mai college se nikal gaya tha

Mai yeh sun ke chonk jata hoon

Mai (man me): abey bc yeh toh wo shanze ke bare mai bol rahi hai magar isko pata kaise chala

Mai: abey mai jis ke saath bhi ghoomon teri kiyun jal rahi hai

Alia (gusse mai): haan uski bhi zindagi kharab karde

Mai (chonkte hue): kiya matlab hai tera haan

Alia: yeh teri madam ke saath bhi jo ankh macholi chal rahi hai na sab janti hoon mai

Ab toh mai solid chonka

Mai (man me): ab is ko madam ka kaise pata bey yeh toh maine bhi kisi ko nahi bataya zaroor is ne jasoos chode hue hai mere peeche

Mai: mai jo bhi karoon tera kiya problem hai haan

Alia (ek ek word pe zor dete hue): ab toh mera hi problem hai

Mai: kiya matlab

Alia: wo bhi jaldi hi samajh a jaye ga khair ab us ladki se door rehna tera kiya bharosa us masoom ki zindagi tabah kar de

Mujhe uski baat sunke gussa a jata hai aur mai uska gala pakad ke deewar se laga deta hoon

Mai (gusse mai): akhir tu yeh baar baar kis baat ka tana se rahi hai kis ki zindagi tabah kardi maine haan

Phir thandi saas chod ke

Mai: aur dusri baat nahi rahun ga us se door dekhta hoon tu kiya ukhad leti hai

Phir mai uska chehra dekhta hoon jo mere gala dabane ki wajah se laal ho gaya tha aur ankhon mai pani a gaya tha toh meri pakad dheeli ho jati hai magar is ka fayada utha ke alia mujhe thapad marne hi wali hoti hai ke mai uska haath pakad leta hoon

Mai (gusse mai): sareef nahi hoon ke tu marti rehe gi mai har baar chod doonga agli baar haath uthane ki koshish bhi ki na mujh par toh yehi haath tod doonga

Aur yeh kahe kar mai uska haath jhatak kar apne room mai a jata hoon

Mai (man me): akhir kis ki zindagi tabah kardi maine kiyun bol rahi thi wo aisa pata toh karna pare ga

Phir yehi sochte sochte mai so jata hoon

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Waheen doosri taraf Saalik apne ghar mai betha tha ke main door se sar pe patti bandhe ek ladka enter hota hai

Saalik (uthte hue): yeh chote kaise ayeen beta bata mujhe

Ladka: dad aaj college mai ek ladke ne maara

Saalik yeh sun ke gusse mai a jata hai

Saalik (gusse mai): kon hai wo haramzada naam bata mujhe

Ladka: dad new admission hai naam nahi pata

Saalik: chal koyi na mai dekhta hoon kis mai itni himmat a gayi hai jo Saalik ke bete ko mare

Phir saalik kisi ko phone karta hai

Saalik: hello tumhe ek kaam de raha hoon jaldi karo

Doosri taraf: _ _ _ _

Saalik: Arez ki college mai ladai hui thi pata lagao kon ladka tha wo saaari report mujhe 30 mint ke andar chahiye

Ladka: dad aap chodo mai maroon ga saale ko

Saalik: abey ek machar toh sahi se maarna nahi ata usey mare ga

Phir thidi dair baad ek admi haaath mai file liye ghar mai enter hota hai

Admi: sir yeh rahi us ladke ki janam kundli

Saalik jaise jaise wo file padhta jata hai us ke chehre ki shetani muskurahat gheri hoti jaati hai

Ladka: dad kiya hua

Saalik: kuch nahi aur haan abhi kuch karne ki zaroorat nahi hai tumhe samjhe isko baad mai dekhain ge

Ladka: kiyun dad usne meri itni insult ki aur aap use chod rahe ho

Saalik: jyada dimagh nahi chala aur chod nahi raha sahi moqe ka interaar kar raha hoon ja aur rest kar thodo

Phir wo ladka apne room mai chala jata hai

Aur idhar saalik paglon ki tarah hasne lagta hai jaise koyi buhat bada khazana mil gaya ho

Saalik: ab aye ga na maza ek ek ko kutte ki mout maroon ga ha ha ha ha ha

Good Morning bhai

Mai abhi college ke liye ready hua hi tha ke sarenna didi room mai enter hoti hai wo shayad naha ke ayi theen aur geele baalon mai itni khoobsoorat lag rahi theen kiya bataoon

Mai: Good morning didi

Didi (apna suit dikhate hue): bhai bata kaisi lag rahi hoon

Mai (serious face ke saath): buhat moti lag rahi ho is suit mai

Didi yeh sun ke gusse mai a jati hain

Didi (meri taraf badhte hue): tu ne mujhe moti kaha ab dekh yeh moti tere saath kiya karti hai

Aur isi ke saath wo mujh pe jhapat padti hai aur mai bachne ke liye room mai idhar udhar bhagne lagta hoon

abhi mai bed ke pass puhancha hi tha ke didi ka pair slip ho jata hai aur wo seedha mujhe lete hue bed pe girti hai jis se dono ki aha nikal jati hai

Didi: oh ahhhhhhhhhhh

Mai: uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Didi ke boobs mere chest mai gusse hue the aur humare honth ek second ke liye touch hoke alag ho jate hain but didi ko shayad is sab ka hosh hi nahi tha

Didi: ab bol mai moti hoon haan

Mai: haan koi shak hai kiya

Didi abhi tak mere upar padi hui thi aur uske boobs ke ahsaas se meri halat kharab ho rahi thi

Didi: mai tera haal kharab kar doon gi kamine

Mai: didi tum haal kharab karo ya na karo agar thodi dair aur aise hi leti raheen toh mera haal zaroor kharab ho jaye ga

Didi (sharmaye hue): dhat besharam

Didi ko bhi apni position ka ahsaas hota hai aur wo mere upar se uth ke sharmate hue room se bhag jati hai

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[Nadeem21]

Ohhhhhhh sorry mam

Aaj pata nahi kiya chutiyapa chal raha tha pehle subah didi wala kand aur ab college mai mishal mam se takra jata hoon jiss se unki file gir jati hai

Mam: dekh ke chalo abhi mai gir jati toh

Mai (muskurate hue): main hoon na sambhalne ke liye

Mam: buhat flirt karne lage ho

Mai: aap ko dekh ke toh buddhe ka bhi kh...... Oh matlab buddha bhi flirt karne lage

Mam yeh sun ke sharma jati hain

Mam : ab itni bhi khubsurat nahi hoon mai

Mai (man me): abey bach gaya bc acha hua isne notice nahi kiya

Mai : yeh toh mujh se poocho aap ki yaadon mai raaton ki neend ud gayi hai

Mam (chedte hue): oye romea abhi bhi waqt hai sambhal ja wrong number try kar raha hai

Mai : wrong hi sahi mile toh bas dekhti jao right mai khud karloon ga

Mam: acha dekhte hain chalo class ko late ho raha hai

Isi ke saath hum class ki taraf badh jate hain

Mai class mai enter hua hi tha ke meri seat pe pehle se shanze bethi thi

Mai (seat pe bethte hue): Good morning

Shanze (haklate hue): Go...Good Mo....morning

Mai (man me): abey yeh haklati kiyun hai itna aisa lagta hai vibration mode pe set kar diya hai isko kisi ne

Phir isi tarah lecture chalte rehte hain aur halftime ho jata hai

Mai uth ke ja hi raha tha ke dekhta hoon shanze wahi bethi rehti hai

Mai: canteen nahi jaogi

Shanze: na....nahi mai lunch nahi karti

Mai: chalo tum bhi humare saath ajao

Phir wo bhi kuch nahi bolti aur hum paancho canteen chale jate hain abhi hum bethe hi the ke

Basil: bhai mujhe wo ho gaya

Mai: kiya

Basil: woi jo hone ke baad kisi cheez ka hosh nahi rehta

Sahil: nasha ho gaya

Basil: nahi woi yaar jo hone ke baad kuch dikhta hi nahi

Mai: andha toh nahi ho gaya

Basil: arey nahi wo hi yaar jo hone ke baad bas wo hi wo nazar ata hai

Mai glass mai pani leke uske munh pe mata hoon jis se wo hosh mai ata hai

Mai (gusse mai): pyaar se pooch raha hoon ab Bata kiya hua hai

Basil: haan haan pyaar mujhe pyaar ho gaya hai

Pawan: abey wo toh mujhe bhi ho gaya hai

Mai aur sahil paglon ki tarah ek dusre ko dekhne lagte hain aur shanze toh bechari sab ko bari bari dekh situation samajh ne ki koshish kar rahi thi

Sahil: abey bsdi walon kis se pyaar ho gaya hai kahen apas mai toh nahi ho gaya

Basil aur Pawan ek saath: abey pagal hai kiya humain toh wo saamne jo 2 ladkiyan bethi hai unse pyaar ho gaya hai

Unki baat sun ke hum saamne dekhte hain toh wahan table pe do ladkiyan bethi lunch kar rahi hoti hain

Mai: acha toh in dono ki baat kar rahe ho waise ye pyaar kitni dair ke liye hai

Dono ek saath: kiya matlab

Mai: abey bsdi walon tumhe din mai 10 baar alag alag ladki se pyaar ho ta hai

Basil: nahi yeh love at first sight hai

Pawan: haan haan sahi bola mujhe toh usey dekhte hi pyaar ho gaya hai

Itne mai meri nazar un ladkiyon pe padi wo bhi thodi thodi dair mai humari taraf dekh rahi theen

Mai: chalo dekhte hain kitne din tak tum logon pe yeh pyaar ka bukhar rehta hai
Phir isi tarah hasi mazaak mai lunch khatam hota hai aur hum class mai chale jate hain phir isi tarah college off ho jata hai abhi mai parking mai puhancha hi tha ke chonk jata hoon

saamne mam khadi hoti hai magar chonkane wali baat yeh thi ke un ke agey ek gadi ruki hui thi aur aisa lag raha tha ke dono mai behas chal rahi hai

Mai agey jaake dekhta hoon toh driving seat pe bethe bande ko dekh ke aur jyada chonk jata hoon

Mai (man me): abey yeh yahan kiya kar raha kuch toh hai bc dekhna pade ga

Mai mam ke pass jane ke liye agey badhta hi hoon ke wo gadi wala chala jata hai

Mai: mam kon tha wo

Mam: wo...wo kuch nahi raasta pooch raha tha

Mai (kuch sochte hue): oh acha chalain aap ko drop kar doon

Mam: na....nahi thanks wo mujhe aaj market jana hai is liye mai khud chali jaungi

Mai: ok as you wish

Phir unko bye bol ke mai agey badh jata hoon

Waheen Alia apni friends ke saath college ke garden mai bethi hoti hai

Itne mai uski friend ki nazar ek ladke pe padti hai

Ladki 1: haye kitna handsome ladka hai

Ladki 2 (idhar udhar dekhte hue): kon ladka yahan toh saare hi champu bethe hain

Ladki 1: arey wo dekh parking ki taraf jo ladka mam se baat kar raha hai

Ladki 2: haye sach mai yeh toh dashing hai upar se rich bhi lahta hai

Itne mai apne notes banati alia ki nazar jaise hi us ladke pe padti hai wo aisa munh bana leti hai mano kadwa badam kha liya ho

Alia (chidate hue): ab itna khas bhi nahi hai jahan koi ladka dekha nahi tum dono ki raal tapakni shuru ho jati hai

Ladki 1: andhi toh nahi ho gayi yeh tujhe kahan se khas nahi lagta haan

Ladki 2: kahin tu jal toh nahi rahi hai na humari choice se

Yeh sab sun ke alia ka para chad jata hai

Alia: jale is se meri jooti shakal dekhi hai iski karele jaisi aur akad aise dikhaya hai jaise kahin ka rajkumar ho

Ladki 2 (chonkte hue): tu kaise jaanti hai ise

Alia (hadbadate hue): wo.....wo yeh dad ka janne wala hai bas

Ladki 1: tujhe isne kab dikha di akad waise

Alia (sambhalte hue): wo yeh ek baar dad ki party mai aya tha waheen is se mera jhagda ho gaya tha

Ladki 2: dekhne mai toh nahi lagta aisa

Alia (shatir muskurahat ke saath): chal chod waise bhi mera iski taraf kuch hisaab nikalta hai

Ladki 1: kaisa hisaab

Alia (kuch sochte hue): hai kuch puaran hisaab aur shayad ab badla lene ka waqt a gaya hai

Ladki 1: kaisa badla aur tu kaise legi is se badla

Alia: mai thodi kich karoon gi jo karna hai tujhe karna hai

Ladki 1 & 2 ek saath: kiya matlab

Alia phir dono ko apna plan batati hai

Ladki 1: na...nahi mai aisa kich nahi karne wali

Alia: apni dost ke liye nahi kar sakti itna sa

Ladki 1: dekh phir emotional black mailing start kardi chal sirf tere liye

Ladki 2: Alia ek baar aur soch le kiya yeh sahi rahe ga agar kuch galat ho gaya tohAlia: Alia bas ek baat sochti hai bas

Ladki 1: tu toh pagal ho gayi hai waise jo bhi ho hai toh handsome wo bhi had se jyada

Alia (man me): ab pata chale ga tumhe bina galti ke jab dard milta hai toh kaisa lagta hai

Phir isi ke saath teeno baaton mai busy ho jati hain

Ab alia ke man mai kaisa plan hai wo toh Alia hi jaane
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