Introduction:
Mera Naam noman hai abhi MERI age 20 saal hai laiken maa baap ke sehatmand aur lamba qad honay ki waja say mai bhi nihayat sehatmand ho
Mera qad 5 feet 7 inch hai baal meray lambay lambay hai .Mera rang bhi meri Ammi ki tarha sufaid aur surkh hai
Ammi :Meri ammi Ka naam Amna hai
Meri Ammi ki Shaadi bohat jald Yani 18 saal Mai huwi thi
Jis ki waja say meri ammi bilkul MERI Bari behan ki tarha lag rahi hai matlab you kehna Sahi Hoga Kay Ammi Meri Bari behan ke Bari behan ho
Abbo :Meray abbo Ka naam Zahid hai us ki Umar 46 Saal hai
Abbo agriculture department Mai duty par hai aur Rawalpindi Mai job par hai zyada tar mahenay may 3 din Kay liye Ghar ata hai .
Salma:Meri choti behan Jo Kay 18 Saal ki hai
Ammi ki tarha gori chiti hai
Salma Ka qad bilkul MERI qad jitna hai
Baqi kirdaron Ka taruf khud bakhud kahani jaisay jaisay agay barti Jayega usi Kay munasibat say Hoga
Ham Punjab Kai aik dehati ilaqay Mai rehaty hai Yaha zyada tar Ghar saada hai sab logo Kai apas mai khuloos aur mohabat hai .Amooman ham aik doosray Kay garon may atay rehtay hai
Meray Dada nay apnay beto Kay liye Kuch zameen chori thi aur zyada tar hamara gozara inhi zameeno say hota yeh baat sach hai Kay gaon me zyada tar logo ke nesbat maali lihaz say ham achay hai aur zyada tar logo say say kamzor bhi hai laiken hamara Soch, Rehan sehan aur Zindagi guzarnay Ka tariqa gaon Kay dosaray logo jiasa hai
Hamara ghar 3 kinaal par mushtamil hai ap sab log jantay hoagay Kay gaon may zyada tar gar sada hotay hai laiken ruqbay Kay lihaz say bara hota hai
Hamary Ghar may bilkul aik line may 3 kmaray banay Howe hai aur un Kay samnay baramda hai
Baramday Kay aik kone may serhian hai chat par sirf aik kamra hai alabta char diwari har taraf hai chat wala kamra zyada tar ham bistaro or jalany wali lakrio Kay liye istimaal kartay hai
Phir barmaday Kay bilkul samnay sehan hai.Sehan Kay Kuch agay dayen taraf hamari 2 bathroom hai
us Kay Saath Pani Ka motor hai aur motor Kai Saath Hand pump bhi hai
Yeh baat yad rahay Kay hand pump pehaly laga howa tha biji wala motor ham nay baad ma lagaya tha aur hand pump bhi mojood hai kyun Kai gaon may bijli Ka zyada tar masla hota hai isi liye
Bathrooms Kai agay kitchen hai Jo zyada bara Nahi hai
Hamara firdge bhi usi may hai aur kitchen may safai Kay liye aik nalka bhi Gaya howa hai Pani Ka jis Kay Saath sank bhi hai
Hmaray Ghar Kay ird gird Hmaray hamsayo kay Ghar bhi mojood hai
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Mai neend ki halat Mai tha Kai Salma nay mujhay tezi say janjora aur Kaha Kay utho noman Bhai Zara time to Dekho mai jaisay hi utha to 10 baj rahay tai
Salma:kya bhai neend ki goliya Kahi this Jo murdo ki tara so rahay thai
Main: Nahi to tum meri maa na bano late so Gaya ta is liye
Salma:khair to hai late kyun so gaye thay
Main:ha Khair hai aisa Karo tum patafat meray liye nashta lawo
Salma:abhi Kuch dair pehaly kya keh rahay thai kya na bano
Main:acha Baba sorry Nahi kehta phir ab khush
Salma :ha ab Tek hai ab ban Gaye na insaan Ka bacha ap jaldi jaldi fresh ho jawo Mai nashta lagati ho
Main:Tek hai Mai atta ho jise hi mai nay ye Kaha Salma chali gaye aur may bhi uta sehan say guzarty howe bathroom Chala gaya koi 20 minutes da Mai fresh ho Kar mai Jaise hi bahir nikla Ammi Kari thi
Ammi:uth gaye beta
Main:g Ammi uth gaya ho ap kaise hai
Ammi :mai tek ho chalo awo nashta karlo
Salma: ab a bhi jawo is dafa nashta thanda ho gaya to dobara Nahi milega
Ammi:chup badmash tang na Karo meray bete ko aur mujhay seenay sa laga liya mainay bhi Ammi Kay ird gird hath thaam liye mai nay yeh sab aik betay ki hesiat say Kiya meray dil Mai abhi aisa koi galat hayal nahi tha ({yeh baat sach hai Kai mujhay ab har cheez Ka ilam ho chuka ta kyun Kay Mai baligh ho gaya aur dosto Kai Saath Mai bhi tora begar gaya laiken abhi tak Mai nay Kisi Kay Saath sex Nahi Kiya tha kyun Kay na koi thi meri Zindagi aur na ma Kisi ko patane ki himmat Kar Sakta ta aur maa behen Kay baray may to ab tak meray dil may koi bhi galat khayal Nahi tha )}
Salma:ha jaise Mai to parai ho
Ammi :Nahi tum bhi meri Jaan ho
Main:acha Ammi mai Zara bahar Ka chakaar lagata ho
Ammi:Tek hai chalay jawo laiken khair say anna beta
Salma:bahi atay howe apnay sath meray liye dokan say kuch laitay Anna
Main:Tek hai chipkali
Phir main bahir nikla aur ground ki taraf agaya ground may meray Kuch lapangay dost mojood thay Mai bhi unhi ke taraf rawana howa kyun Kay un logo nay aik daira sa banaya ta aur mobile ko daikh Kar shokhya Kar rahay thay
Mujh par jaisay hi nazar pari to Adnan Bola
Adnan:lo agaya shareefzada
Main:ha agaya ho to ?harami ki olad Mera jumla sun Kar sabhi dost hans paray
Nawab:chal noman aaja to bhi Dekh aur mazay Kar
Main: kya daikho phir goryo wala movie lagaya hai
Nawab: Nahi Bhai desi full desi chokri hai
Main :Mera bhi tajassus barh Gaya to main bhi daikhnslay laga
Aur daikhtay daikhtay mujhay garmi charh gayi aik adh baar Mai nay apnay lun ko hath Mai masla magar dosto say sharam Kay maray phir apna haath utha Lita lun Saab say
Dosto apko batata chalo Jo feelings mujhay us waqt desi khuri ki vedio daikh Kay ho rahi thi wi mujhay goriyo ko daikh Kar Kabhi bhi Nahi howe jab mujh say control na howa to dosto say bahana bana Kar is wasatay rawana howa Kay mujhay Ghar may Kuch kaam hai aur asal may Mai apni garmi nikalnay Kay liye Ghar ja raha tha Kay apnay hathoon say apnay ap ko Thora sakoon daido
Jo hi main ground say Nikal Kar gali Mai dakhil howa to Asim mere taraf a Raha tha
Asim: noman bhai apko nasreen Baji bula Raha hai dokan say Saman Lana hai(Noman nasreen Ka Chota bhai hai Jis ki umar 7 Saal hai aur Yeh hamaray hamsai hai main chonkay aksar apnay hamsayon Kay Ghar ja Kar un Ka Thora bohat Kam Kar laita tha aur is may meri koi khaas kirdar Nahi tha balkay is Ka credit abo Kay gusay ko jata hai
Nasreen mujh say 6 Saal Bari hai .
Nasreen Ka jisam bhara bhara howa hai Jis ki waja say us Ka jisam kapro ma nomaya hota hai Khair baqi introduction baad may karaingay )
Asim ki baat sun Kar mijahy intehai gusa aya kyunn kai meray sar par mani swar thi aur us nay mere Sare umeedo par pani per dia kher may kia karta Mai rawana howa
Asim:chalo noman Bhai jaldi chaltay hai nasreen Baji phir mujhay gusa karaigy..
Main: Kuch Nahi hota ja hi to rahay hai ham jaisay hi darwazy par puhamchay to Asim nay Kaha noman Bhai Mai ammi ki taraf chala. gaya
Aur main nasreen Baji Kay Ghar Kay andar dakhil howa
Mera Naam noman hai abhi MERI age 20 saal hai laiken maa baap ke sehatmand aur lamba qad honay ki waja say mai bhi nihayat sehatmand ho
Mera qad 5 feet 7 inch hai baal meray lambay lambay hai .Mera rang bhi meri Ammi ki tarha sufaid aur surkh hai
Ammi :Meri ammi Ka naam Amna hai
Meri Ammi ki Shaadi bohat jald Yani 18 saal Mai huwi thi
Jis ki waja say meri ammi bilkul MERI Bari behan ki tarha lag rahi hai matlab you kehna Sahi Hoga Kay Ammi Meri Bari behan ke Bari behan ho
Abbo :Meray abbo Ka naam Zahid hai us ki Umar 46 Saal hai
Abbo agriculture department Mai duty par hai aur Rawalpindi Mai job par hai zyada tar mahenay may 3 din Kay liye Ghar ata hai .
Salma:Meri choti behan Jo Kay 18 Saal ki hai
Ammi ki tarha gori chiti hai
Salma Ka qad bilkul MERI qad jitna hai
Baqi kirdaron Ka taruf khud bakhud kahani jaisay jaisay agay barti Jayega usi Kay munasibat say Hoga
Ham Punjab Kai aik dehati ilaqay Mai rehaty hai Yaha zyada tar Ghar saada hai sab logo Kai apas mai khuloos aur mohabat hai .Amooman ham aik doosray Kay garon may atay rehtay hai
Meray Dada nay apnay beto Kay liye Kuch zameen chori thi aur zyada tar hamara gozara inhi zameeno say hota yeh baat sach hai Kay gaon me zyada tar logo ke nesbat maali lihaz say ham achay hai aur zyada tar logo say say kamzor bhi hai laiken hamara Soch, Rehan sehan aur Zindagi guzarnay Ka tariqa gaon Kay dosaray logo jiasa hai
Hamara ghar 3 kinaal par mushtamil hai ap sab log jantay hoagay Kay gaon may zyada tar gar sada hotay hai laiken ruqbay Kay lihaz say bara hota hai
Hamary Ghar may bilkul aik line may 3 kmaray banay Howe hai aur un Kay samnay baramda hai
Baramday Kay aik kone may serhian hai chat par sirf aik kamra hai alabta char diwari har taraf hai chat wala kamra zyada tar ham bistaro or jalany wali lakrio Kay liye istimaal kartay hai
Phir barmaday Kay bilkul samnay sehan hai.Sehan Kay Kuch agay dayen taraf hamari 2 bathroom hai
us Kay Saath Pani Ka motor hai aur motor Kai Saath Hand pump bhi hai
Yeh baat yad rahay Kay hand pump pehaly laga howa tha biji wala motor ham nay baad ma lagaya tha aur hand pump bhi mojood hai kyun Kai gaon may bijli Ka zyada tar masla hota hai isi liye
Bathrooms Kai agay kitchen hai Jo zyada bara Nahi hai
Hamara firdge bhi usi may hai aur kitchen may safai Kay liye aik nalka bhi Gaya howa hai Pani Ka jis Kay Saath sank bhi hai
Hmaray Ghar Kay ird gird Hmaray hamsayo kay Ghar bhi mojood hai
.
Mai neend ki halat Mai tha Kai Salma nay mujhay tezi say janjora aur Kaha Kay utho noman Bhai Zara time to Dekho mai jaisay hi utha to 10 baj rahay tai
Salma:kya bhai neend ki goliya Kahi this Jo murdo ki tara so rahay thai
Main: Nahi to tum meri maa na bano late so Gaya ta is liye
Salma:khair to hai late kyun so gaye thay
Main:ha Khair hai aisa Karo tum patafat meray liye nashta lawo
Salma:abhi Kuch dair pehaly kya keh rahay thai kya na bano
Main:acha Baba sorry Nahi kehta phir ab khush
Salma :ha ab Tek hai ab ban Gaye na insaan Ka bacha ap jaldi jaldi fresh ho jawo Mai nashta lagati ho
Main:Tek hai Mai atta ho jise hi mai nay ye Kaha Salma chali gaye aur may bhi uta sehan say guzarty howe bathroom Chala gaya koi 20 minutes da Mai fresh ho Kar mai Jaise hi bahir nikla Ammi Kari thi
Ammi:uth gaye beta
Main:g Ammi uth gaya ho ap kaise hai
Ammi :mai tek ho chalo awo nashta karlo
Salma: ab a bhi jawo is dafa nashta thanda ho gaya to dobara Nahi milega
Ammi:chup badmash tang na Karo meray bete ko aur mujhay seenay sa laga liya mainay bhi Ammi Kay ird gird hath thaam liye mai nay yeh sab aik betay ki hesiat say Kiya meray dil Mai abhi aisa koi galat hayal nahi tha ({yeh baat sach hai Kai mujhay ab har cheez Ka ilam ho chuka ta kyun Kay Mai baligh ho gaya aur dosto Kai Saath Mai bhi tora begar gaya laiken abhi tak Mai nay Kisi Kay Saath sex Nahi Kiya tha kyun Kay na koi thi meri Zindagi aur na ma Kisi ko patane ki himmat Kar Sakta ta aur maa behen Kay baray may to ab tak meray dil may koi bhi galat khayal Nahi tha )}
Salma:ha jaise Mai to parai ho
Ammi :Nahi tum bhi meri Jaan ho
Main:acha Ammi mai Zara bahar Ka chakaar lagata ho
Ammi:Tek hai chalay jawo laiken khair say anna beta
Salma:bahi atay howe apnay sath meray liye dokan say kuch laitay Anna
Main:Tek hai chipkali
Phir main bahir nikla aur ground ki taraf agaya ground may meray Kuch lapangay dost mojood thay Mai bhi unhi ke taraf rawana howa kyun Kay un logo nay aik daira sa banaya ta aur mobile ko daikh Kar shokhya Kar rahay thay
Mujh par jaisay hi nazar pari to Adnan Bola
Adnan:lo agaya shareefzada
Main:ha agaya ho to ?harami ki olad Mera jumla sun Kar sabhi dost hans paray
Nawab:chal noman aaja to bhi Dekh aur mazay Kar
Main: kya daikho phir goryo wala movie lagaya hai
Nawab: Nahi Bhai desi full desi chokri hai
Main :Mera bhi tajassus barh Gaya to main bhi daikhnslay laga
Aur daikhtay daikhtay mujhay garmi charh gayi aik adh baar Mai nay apnay lun ko hath Mai masla magar dosto say sharam Kay maray phir apna haath utha Lita lun Saab say
Dosto apko batata chalo Jo feelings mujhay us waqt desi khuri ki vedio daikh Kay ho rahi thi wi mujhay goriyo ko daikh Kar Kabhi bhi Nahi howe jab mujh say control na howa to dosto say bahana bana Kar is wasatay rawana howa Kay mujhay Ghar may Kuch kaam hai aur asal may Mai apni garmi nikalnay Kay liye Ghar ja raha tha Kay apnay hathoon say apnay ap ko Thora sakoon daido
Jo hi main ground say Nikal Kar gali Mai dakhil howa to Asim mere taraf a Raha tha
Asim: noman bhai apko nasreen Baji bula Raha hai dokan say Saman Lana hai(Noman nasreen Ka Chota bhai hai Jis ki umar 7 Saal hai aur Yeh hamaray hamsai hai main chonkay aksar apnay hamsayon Kay Ghar ja Kar un Ka Thora bohat Kam Kar laita tha aur is may meri koi khaas kirdar Nahi tha balkay is Ka credit abo Kay gusay ko jata hai
Nasreen mujh say 6 Saal Bari hai .
Nasreen Ka jisam bhara bhara howa hai Jis ki waja say us Ka jisam kapro ma nomaya hota hai Khair baqi introduction baad may karaingay )
Asim ki baat sun Kar mijahy intehai gusa aya kyunn kai meray sar par mani swar thi aur us nay mere Sare umeedo par pani per dia kher may kia karta Mai rawana howa
Asim:chalo noman Bhai jaldi chaltay hai nasreen Baji phir mujhay gusa karaigy..
Main: Kuch Nahi hota ja hi to rahay hai ham jaisay hi darwazy par puhamchay to Asim nay Kaha noman Bhai Mai ammi ki taraf chala. gaya
Aur main nasreen Baji Kay Ghar Kay andar dakhil howa