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JETHALAL AUR VO LADKI DONO APNI APNI CHAIR PE CHIPKE KE BAITHE THE….
LADKI :- ACHA TOH AAP ISKE FEATURES BATA DIJEYE PLEASEEEE….
JETHALAL :- LAR TAPKATE HUE..USKI TARAF EK TUK DEKH RHA THA….JIII BILKUL…KYUN NHI…YE TOH MERA KAM HAI…AAP JAISON KO ACHI TARAH SE SAMJHANA…
LADKI :- MUSKURATE HUE…KYA MATLAB..
JETHALAL :- MATLB..FEATURES SMJHANA …
LADKI :- OHK…TOH BATIYE NAA…
JETHALAL AB FEATURES BATNE LAGTA HAI….VO EK EK FEATURE KO AISE BATA RHA THA JISSE KAFI TIME LAGGE…..
AB VO USS LADKI KE BEHAD CHIPAK KE BAITHA THA….JISSKI VAJAH SE USKA EK HATH USKE BADE BADE CHUCHIYUN PE LAG RHA THA….
JETHALAL KA HATH USKI CHUHIYUN OE LAGTE HE…USKA LUND LOHE JAISA KADAK HOKE KHADA HO GAYA..KYUN KI…VO BAHT HE JADA SOFT THE…JISKI VAJAH SE USSE BAHT ACHA MEHSUS HO RHA THA….
UDHAR LADKI KO JETHALAL KA HATH APNE CHUCHIYUN PE MEHSUS HO RHA THA…JISKI VAJAH SE VO BHI DHERE DHERE GARAM HO RHI THI…..AB VO LADKI JAAN BUCH KE APNE CHUCHON KO AAGE PICHE KAR RHI THI…JISKI VAJAH SE JETHALAL KA HATH AUR USKI CHUCHIYUN PE CHIPAK RHA THA….
AB JETHALAL KI HIMAT BAD CHUKI THI…AB VO BHI APNI KONI KO AUR ANDAR DABA RHA THA….JISKI VAJH SE USS LADKI KE CHUCHE AUR JADA ANDAR DASS RHE THE….
TABHI JETHALAL KO EK JHTKA LAGA….KYUN KI USS LADKI NE APNA EK HATH..JETHALAL KE PANT KI UPAR SE USKE LUND PE RKH DIYA THA…JO PEHLE SE AKDA PADA HUA THA…AUR PANT MEIN SE AZAD HONE KE LIYE TADAP RHA THA…
JETHALAL SAWLIYO NAZRON SE USS LADKI KO DEKH RHA THA….VO LADKI USKI TARAF DEKH KAR MUSKURAI…AUR BOLI…
LADKI :- KYA HUA…ACHA NHI LAG RHA HAI KYA…
TABHI.JETHALAL KA PHONE BAJ UTHTA HAI…AUR VO HOSH MEIN ATA HAI..AUR APNA HATH SE USS LADKI KE HATH KO JHTKA DETA HAI….
VO PHONE KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI…TOH DAYA KA PHONE HOTA HAI….
JETHALAL PHONE UTHA KE..
JETHALAL :- HAN DAYA BOL…..
DAYA :- TAPPU KE PAPA…KYA KR RHE HO..
JETHALAL :- DAYA KAISE NONSENSE JAISI BAAT KR RHI HAI…DUKAN MEIN HUN KAM KAR RHA HUN…
DAYA :- OHH HAN..SORRRYYY….ACHA YE BATIYE KI AAP RAAT MEIN KYA KHAENGE…
JETHALAL MAN MEIN SOCHTE HUE…KI DAYA MUJHSE KITNA PYAR KARTI HAI..AUR MEIN YHN GALT KAM KAR RHA THA…
DAYA :- HELLOO…TAPPU KE PAPA…AAP HOO..
JETHALAL :- HAN HAN BHAI…TU JO CAHE VO BANA LEE…CHLO..J***********
DAYA :- THEK HAI…J*************…..
FIR JETHALAL PICHE MUDTA HAI AUR USS LADKI KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI….
LADKI :- AYIEE NA MUJHE FEATURE BATIYE NAA….
JETHALAL JAISE HE BOLNE VALA HOTA HAI…UDHAR SE NATU KAKA KI AWAJ ATI HAI…
NATU KAKA :- SETHJI…MEIN PAYMENT LEE AYAA..
JETHALALA HASHHHH….
NATU KAKA :- KYA APNE KUCH KHA MUJHSE…
JETHALAL :- KUCH NHI…EK KAM KARO..IN MADAM KA PHONE PACK KAR KE BILL BANA DOO…
LADKI THODI SI NIRASH HO JATI HAI…AUR NATU KAKA KE PASS CHALI JATI HAI…
JETHALAL USSE PAISE LETA HAI….AUR FIR…LADKI USSE APNA EK CARD DE DETI HAI…AUR BOLTI HAI…
LADKI :- YE LIJEYE…MERA CARD…KABHI JARURAT PADEE TOH…
BASS ITNA HE BOLTI HAII…
JETHALAL USS CARD KO LE LETA HAI…BINA KUCH BOLE..KYUN KI AGAR KUCH BOLEGA TOH NATU KAKA…FIR USSE PANCHAYAT KARENGE…AUR VO CARD LEKE…FAINK DETA HAI……
JETHALAL MAN MEIN…..AAJ JO MEIN KARNE JAA RHA THA VO THA TOH GALAT…LEKIN MEIN APNE ISS BAMBOO KO KAISE SAMJHUN…YE TOH KAHIN BHI PHUDAK PADTA HAI….PARESHAN KAR RKHA HAI SUBH SE..KYA KARUN….AUR FIR SE APNE LUND PE HATH MAR KAR…AB OYEE..SHANT BAITH JAA…HAMESHA MAINDAK KI TARAH UCHAL JATA HAI….
NATU KAKA :- APNE MUJHSE KUCH KAHA??
JETHALAL :- AREE NHI BHAII APNA KAAM KAROO NAA….
RAAT KE 9 BAJJ CHUKE THE…..
JETHALAL KE GHAR PE….
JETHALAL :- WAHHHH DAYA..KYA KHANA THA…MAZA AA GAYA…
BAPUJI :- HAN BAHU SACH MEIN AAJ BADIYA KHANA BANA THA…TABHI TOH ISS JETHIYA NA…DOUBLE KHAYA HAI..
JETHALAL :- HAN BAPUJI..KYA KARUN…CRANTROL NHI HO RHA THA…
BAPUJI :- YE CRANTROL VALII…ITNA KHAYEGA TOH EK DIN PAIT FAT JAYEGA…
JETHALAL APNA MUH BANATE HUEE…
BAPUJI :- KAM KHAYAAAAAAAAAAA KARRRRR….CHILLATE HUE BOLTE HAIN…
JETHALAL :- THEKK HAI BAPUJI..AGLI BAR SE KAM KAHUNGA…GHABRATE HUE BOLTA HAI…
ACHA DAYA MEIN SODA PINE JAA RHA HUN…
DAYA :- HAN TOH MEIN BHI CHAL RHI HUN…
JETHALAL :- TU BHI SODA PIYEGI…
DAYA :- HAHAHAHAHAH……NHI BABA…VO NICHE SARI LADIES MILNE VALI HAI NA…TOH MEIN VHN JAAUNGII…
JETHALAL :- ACHA CHALL….
AUR DONO NICHE CHAL DETE HAIN…
NICHE PAHUCHTE HE….JETHALAL KI NAZAR BABITA JI PAR PADTI HAI…AUR SUBH VALI GHTANA YAD AA JATI HAI…AUR YAD ATTE HE FIR SE USKA LUND AKADNE KE LIYE TAIYAR HO JATA HAI..LEKIN ISS BAR VO APNE AAP PAR CONTROL KARTA HAI…
JETHALAL :- BABITAJI GUD NIGHT…
SAB CAHUNKTE HUEE…
BABITAJI :- GOOD NIGHT NHI JETHAJI…GUD EVE…
JETHALAL :- TOH YE RAKHO…GUD EVE…BABITAJI…
AUR SABKO BHI GUD EVE BOLTA HAII…
JETHALAL :- BABITA JI…AAPKA YE DRESS TOH BAHUT SUNDAR LAG RHA HAI…
USS WAQT BABITA JI NE…NIGHT SUIT PEHNA HUA THA…EK TIGHT SA UPAR SHIRT..JISME USKE BOOBS BAHUT HE JADA BADE LAG RHE THE AUR NICHR PEHNA THA..PAJAMA…JISME USKI GAAND BAHT HE JADA MAST LAG RHI THII..
BABITA :- THANKU JETHAJI…
JETHALAL :- VAISE AAPKA SUBH VALA KAM PURA HO GAYA THA…
JETHALAL KA MATLB THA…KI SUBH APNA PANI NIKAL GAYA THA..CHOOT MEIN SEE…
BABITA :- SAMJH GYI THI…USNE SMILE DETE HUE KAHA….HAN JI KAR LIYAA THA…
TABHI PICHE SE DAYA ATTE HUE…AREE TAPPU KE PAPA AAP GYE NHI SODA PINE..
JETHALAL :- HAN BHAI JAA RHA HUN..
GOOD NIGHT BABITA JI…GOOD NIGHT…AB TOH THEEK HAI NA BABITAJI…
BABITA :- JI HAN ….GOOD NIGHT…
AUR JETHALAL SODA KI SHOP KI TARAF NIKAL PADTA HAI…
UDHAR SODA KI SHOP PAR SAB HANS RHE THE AUR APAS MEIN BAAT KAR RHE THE…
MEIN APKO BATA DUN..KI KUN KASIE KHADA THA ABDUL KI DUKAN PAR…
DUKAN KE ANDAR ABDUL..USKI BAGL MEIN SODHI BAITHA THA…AUR USKE SIDE MEIN POPATALAL KHADA THA…
NICHE BAHR KI TARAF THODI ZAMIN PAR DR HATHI BAITHE THE…USKE JAHN DR HATHI BAITHE THE UNKI LEFT SIDE MEIN MEHTA SAHAB KHADE THE…AUR RIGHT SIDE MEIN BHIDE AUR IYER….
SODHI :- KYA BAAT HAI MEHTA SAHAB..AAJ APNA JETHA PRA NHI AYA ABHI TAKK..
MEHTA SAHAB BOLTE ITNE MEIN BHIDE BOL PADA…
BHIDE :- AREE SODHI..JETHALAL SOH GAYA HOGA ABHI TAKK…USKE SIRF DO KAM ATEE HAIN SONA AUR KHANA….USKE ALWA USSE KUCH NHI ATAA..
IYER :- HAN ATAMRAM TUM BILKUL SAHI BOL RHE HO…
TABHI EK AWAZ ATI HAI….TUM KO KYUN ITNI CHAPLI HAI BHIDE…HAR WAQT DUSRUN MEIN KYUN ITNA DIMAG LAGTE HOO…JII HAN JETHALAL PICHE KHADA SAB SUN RHA THA….
TABHI MEHTA SAHAB HANS DETE HAIN…
POPATLAL :- MEHTA SAHAB AAP KYUN HANS RHE HAIN..
TARAK :- BHAI MUJHE PATA THA KI JETHALAL PICHE HE KHDA THA..
BHIDE :- TOH APNE MUJHE BATAYA KYUN NHI..
JETHALAL :- HAN TOH PATA CHLNA CAHIYE NA..KI TUM KYA SOCHTE HOOO…CHAPLI KAHIN KE…AUR CHLTE CHLTE MEHTA SAHAB KE PASS AKAR KHADA HO JATA HAI..
AUR IYER BHAI AAPKO HAN MEIN HAN MILANA BAHT ATA HAI…CHUP RHA KARO..
IYER BOLNE LAGTA HAI..LEKIN MEHTA SAHAB USSE ROK DETE HAIN…AUR BOLTE HAIN..
TARAK :- DEKHIYE MUJHE APSE KUCH BAAT KRNI HAI..
SABHI BOLTE HAIN..BOLIYE MEHTA SAHAB..
JETHALAL AUR VO LADKI DONO APNI APNI CHAIR PE CHIPKE KE BAITHE THE….
LADKI :- ACHA TOH AAP ISKE FEATURES BATA DIJEYE PLEASEEEE….
JETHALAL :- LAR TAPKATE HUE..USKI TARAF EK TUK DEKH RHA THA….JIII BILKUL…KYUN NHI…YE TOH MERA KAM HAI…AAP JAISON KO ACHI TARAH SE SAMJHANA…
LADKI :- MUSKURATE HUE…KYA MATLAB..
JETHALAL :- MATLB..FEATURES SMJHANA …
LADKI :- OHK…TOH BATIYE NAA…
JETHALAL AB FEATURES BATNE LAGTA HAI….VO EK EK FEATURE KO AISE BATA RHA THA JISSE KAFI TIME LAGGE…..
AB VO USS LADKI KE BEHAD CHIPAK KE BAITHA THA….JISSKI VAJAH SE USKA EK HATH USKE BADE BADE CHUCHIYUN PE LAG RHA THA….
JETHALAL KA HATH USKI CHUHIYUN OE LAGTE HE…USKA LUND LOHE JAISA KADAK HOKE KHADA HO GAYA..KYUN KI…VO BAHT HE JADA SOFT THE…JISKI VAJAH SE USSE BAHT ACHA MEHSUS HO RHA THA….
UDHAR LADKI KO JETHALAL KA HATH APNE CHUCHIYUN PE MEHSUS HO RHA THA…JISKI VAJAH SE VO BHI DHERE DHERE GARAM HO RHI THI…..AB VO LADKI JAAN BUCH KE APNE CHUCHON KO AAGE PICHE KAR RHI THI…JISKI VAJAH SE JETHALAL KA HATH AUR USKI CHUCHIYUN PE CHIPAK RHA THA….
AB JETHALAL KI HIMAT BAD CHUKI THI…AB VO BHI APNI KONI KO AUR ANDAR DABA RHA THA….JISKI VAJH SE USS LADKI KE CHUCHE AUR JADA ANDAR DASS RHE THE….
TABHI JETHALAL KO EK JHTKA LAGA….KYUN KI USS LADKI NE APNA EK HATH..JETHALAL KE PANT KI UPAR SE USKE LUND PE RKH DIYA THA…JO PEHLE SE AKDA PADA HUA THA…AUR PANT MEIN SE AZAD HONE KE LIYE TADAP RHA THA…
JETHALAL SAWLIYO NAZRON SE USS LADKI KO DEKH RHA THA….VO LADKI USKI TARAF DEKH KAR MUSKURAI…AUR BOLI…
LADKI :- KYA HUA…ACHA NHI LAG RHA HAI KYA…
TABHI.JETHALAL KA PHONE BAJ UTHTA HAI…AUR VO HOSH MEIN ATA HAI..AUR APNA HATH SE USS LADKI KE HATH KO JHTKA DETA HAI….
VO PHONE KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI…TOH DAYA KA PHONE HOTA HAI….
JETHALAL PHONE UTHA KE..
JETHALAL :- HAN DAYA BOL…..
DAYA :- TAPPU KE PAPA…KYA KR RHE HO..
JETHALAL :- DAYA KAISE NONSENSE JAISI BAAT KR RHI HAI…DUKAN MEIN HUN KAM KAR RHA HUN…
DAYA :- OHH HAN..SORRRYYY….ACHA YE BATIYE KI AAP RAAT MEIN KYA KHAENGE…
JETHALAL MAN MEIN SOCHTE HUE…KI DAYA MUJHSE KITNA PYAR KARTI HAI..AUR MEIN YHN GALT KAM KAR RHA THA…
DAYA :- HELLOO…TAPPU KE PAPA…AAP HOO..
JETHALAL :- HAN HAN BHAI…TU JO CAHE VO BANA LEE…CHLO..J***********
DAYA :- THEK HAI…J*************…..
FIR JETHALAL PICHE MUDTA HAI AUR USS LADKI KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI….
LADKI :- AYIEE NA MUJHE FEATURE BATIYE NAA….
JETHALAL JAISE HE BOLNE VALA HOTA HAI…UDHAR SE NATU KAKA KI AWAJ ATI HAI…
NATU KAKA :- SETHJI…MEIN PAYMENT LEE AYAA..
JETHALALA HASHHHH….
NATU KAKA :- KYA APNE KUCH KHA MUJHSE…
JETHALAL :- KUCH NHI…EK KAM KARO..IN MADAM KA PHONE PACK KAR KE BILL BANA DOO…
LADKI THODI SI NIRASH HO JATI HAI…AUR NATU KAKA KE PASS CHALI JATI HAI…
JETHALAL USSE PAISE LETA HAI….AUR FIR…LADKI USSE APNA EK CARD DE DETI HAI…AUR BOLTI HAI…
LADKI :- YE LIJEYE…MERA CARD…KABHI JARURAT PADEE TOH…
BASS ITNA HE BOLTI HAII…
JETHALAL USS CARD KO LE LETA HAI…BINA KUCH BOLE..KYUN KI AGAR KUCH BOLEGA TOH NATU KAKA…FIR USSE PANCHAYAT KARENGE…AUR VO CARD LEKE…FAINK DETA HAI……
JETHALAL MAN MEIN…..AAJ JO MEIN KARNE JAA RHA THA VO THA TOH GALAT…LEKIN MEIN APNE ISS BAMBOO KO KAISE SAMJHUN…YE TOH KAHIN BHI PHUDAK PADTA HAI….PARESHAN KAR RKHA HAI SUBH SE..KYA KARUN….AUR FIR SE APNE LUND PE HATH MAR KAR…AB OYEE..SHANT BAITH JAA…HAMESHA MAINDAK KI TARAH UCHAL JATA HAI….
NATU KAKA :- APNE MUJHSE KUCH KAHA??
JETHALAL :- AREE NHI BHAII APNA KAAM KAROO NAA….
RAAT KE 9 BAJJ CHUKE THE…..
JETHALAL KE GHAR PE….
JETHALAL :- WAHHHH DAYA..KYA KHANA THA…MAZA AA GAYA…
BAPUJI :- HAN BAHU SACH MEIN AAJ BADIYA KHANA BANA THA…TABHI TOH ISS JETHIYA NA…DOUBLE KHAYA HAI..
JETHALAL :- HAN BAPUJI..KYA KARUN…CRANTROL NHI HO RHA THA…
BAPUJI :- YE CRANTROL VALII…ITNA KHAYEGA TOH EK DIN PAIT FAT JAYEGA…
JETHALAL APNA MUH BANATE HUEE…
BAPUJI :- KAM KHAYAAAAAAAAAAA KARRRRR….CHILLATE HUE BOLTE HAIN…
JETHALAL :- THEKK HAI BAPUJI..AGLI BAR SE KAM KAHUNGA…GHABRATE HUE BOLTA HAI…
ACHA DAYA MEIN SODA PINE JAA RHA HUN…
DAYA :- HAN TOH MEIN BHI CHAL RHI HUN…
JETHALAL :- TU BHI SODA PIYEGI…
DAYA :- HAHAHAHAHAH……NHI BABA…VO NICHE SARI LADIES MILNE VALI HAI NA…TOH MEIN VHN JAAUNGII…
JETHALAL :- ACHA CHALL….
AUR DONO NICHE CHAL DETE HAIN…
NICHE PAHUCHTE HE….JETHALAL KI NAZAR BABITA JI PAR PADTI HAI…AUR SUBH VALI GHTANA YAD AA JATI HAI…AUR YAD ATTE HE FIR SE USKA LUND AKADNE KE LIYE TAIYAR HO JATA HAI..LEKIN ISS BAR VO APNE AAP PAR CONTROL KARTA HAI…
JETHALAL :- BABITAJI GUD NIGHT…
SAB CAHUNKTE HUEE…
BABITAJI :- GOOD NIGHT NHI JETHAJI…GUD EVE…
JETHALAL :- TOH YE RAKHO…GUD EVE…BABITAJI…
AUR SABKO BHI GUD EVE BOLTA HAII…
JETHALAL :- BABITA JI…AAPKA YE DRESS TOH BAHUT SUNDAR LAG RHA HAI…
USS WAQT BABITA JI NE…NIGHT SUIT PEHNA HUA THA…EK TIGHT SA UPAR SHIRT..JISME USKE BOOBS BAHUT HE JADA BADE LAG RHE THE AUR NICHR PEHNA THA..PAJAMA…JISME USKI GAAND BAHT HE JADA MAST LAG RHI THII..
BABITA :- THANKU JETHAJI…
JETHALAL :- VAISE AAPKA SUBH VALA KAM PURA HO GAYA THA…
JETHALAL KA MATLB THA…KI SUBH APNA PANI NIKAL GAYA THA..CHOOT MEIN SEE…
BABITA :- SAMJH GYI THI…USNE SMILE DETE HUE KAHA….HAN JI KAR LIYAA THA…
TABHI PICHE SE DAYA ATTE HUE…AREE TAPPU KE PAPA AAP GYE NHI SODA PINE..
JETHALAL :- HAN BHAI JAA RHA HUN..
GOOD NIGHT BABITA JI…GOOD NIGHT…AB TOH THEEK HAI NA BABITAJI…
BABITA :- JI HAN ….GOOD NIGHT…
AUR JETHALAL SODA KI SHOP KI TARAF NIKAL PADTA HAI…
UDHAR SODA KI SHOP PAR SAB HANS RHE THE AUR APAS MEIN BAAT KAR RHE THE…
MEIN APKO BATA DUN..KI KUN KASIE KHADA THA ABDUL KI DUKAN PAR…
DUKAN KE ANDAR ABDUL..USKI BAGL MEIN SODHI BAITHA THA…AUR USKE SIDE MEIN POPATALAL KHADA THA…
NICHE BAHR KI TARAF THODI ZAMIN PAR DR HATHI BAITHE THE…USKE JAHN DR HATHI BAITHE THE UNKI LEFT SIDE MEIN MEHTA SAHAB KHADE THE…AUR RIGHT SIDE MEIN BHIDE AUR IYER….
SODHI :- KYA BAAT HAI MEHTA SAHAB..AAJ APNA JETHA PRA NHI AYA ABHI TAKK..
MEHTA SAHAB BOLTE ITNE MEIN BHIDE BOL PADA…
BHIDE :- AREE SODHI..JETHALAL SOH GAYA HOGA ABHI TAKK…USKE SIRF DO KAM ATEE HAIN SONA AUR KHANA….USKE ALWA USSE KUCH NHI ATAA..
IYER :- HAN ATAMRAM TUM BILKUL SAHI BOL RHE HO…
TABHI EK AWAZ ATI HAI….TUM KO KYUN ITNI CHAPLI HAI BHIDE…HAR WAQT DUSRUN MEIN KYUN ITNA DIMAG LAGTE HOO…JII HAN JETHALAL PICHE KHADA SAB SUN RHA THA….
TABHI MEHTA SAHAB HANS DETE HAIN…
POPATLAL :- MEHTA SAHAB AAP KYUN HANS RHE HAIN..
TARAK :- BHAI MUJHE PATA THA KI JETHALAL PICHE HE KHDA THA..
BHIDE :- TOH APNE MUJHE BATAYA KYUN NHI..
JETHALAL :- HAN TOH PATA CHLNA CAHIYE NA..KI TUM KYA SOCHTE HOOO…CHAPLI KAHIN KE…AUR CHLTE CHLTE MEHTA SAHAB KE PASS AKAR KHADA HO JATA HAI..
AUR IYER BHAI AAPKO HAN MEIN HAN MILANA BAHT ATA HAI…CHUP RHA KARO..
IYER BOLNE LAGTA HAI..LEKIN MEHTA SAHAB USSE ROK DETE HAIN…AUR BOLTE HAIN..
TARAK :- DEKHIYE MUJHE APSE KUCH BAAT KRNI HAI..
SABHI BOLTE HAIN..BOLIYE MEHTA SAHAB..