Thriller KING ~ Road Full Of BlooD

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Update:-20​

{Final}​

Aise hi humko instructions dete rahe sir teacher aur principal Mam and pata nahi Principle Mam ko kiya hua ki un hone ghoshna kardi ki agar hum jeete to vo restaurant mein le jayegi dinner katana. Mood ko halka karne ke liye meim bola


Main exited hoke bola


Main:- sure its a date than


Sab has diye meri baat sun


Principal mam haste huye


principal mam:- idiot not you,we all are going,sir,teacher,you guys and your team.


Main:- we can reserve different table for both of us you know so we can spend some time with each other. we can grow our relationship to next lvl


vapas sab hasne lage


principle mam:- aahh I am tired of you,nothing will happen between us. for your kind information I am married idiot.


Main:-my bad,how am I gonna find another girl as beautiful as you and innocent like you.now I have to stay single for whole life.


Principal mam:-shut up drama queen enough now and concentrate on match best of luck guys.


Main:-thanks mam


R.J:- bhai pyaar ho gaya kya apni principal mam se jo itna flirt karta rehta hai unse.


Main:- na be my flirt is an friendly flirt and she knows that to.tujhe pata hai vo akele rehte hai hostel ke paas mein and her husband is in Germany and her marriage is a Love marriage so her family left her.few months after marriage her husband got job offer in Germany aur vo ek ya dedh mahine mein aane wale hai kyun ki unke 5 saal pure ho jayege and in those years she didn't even got in single affair so you can imagine her character, that's why i called her innocent.


Sab mujhe shocked ho ke dekh rahe the kyon ki principal mam ki itni information kisi ke pass nahi thi.main unka reaction dekh samajh gaya ki vo kya soch rahe hai isliye maine bola


Main:-lol i am not a stalker jab first time Mila tha unse to pata nahi kyu mujhe aisa laga ki vo dukhi hai par itna dhiyan nahi diya aur phir jaise jaise unko observe karna start Kiya to I was confirmed jab main *** mein aaya to mahipal chacha ko bol ke inki information nikal wayi and uske baad mera flirt start hua just to change her mood that's it.


Vinod sir:- wah aur kuch bhi hai janne ke liye to vo bhi bata de aur tune sab ki information nikal ke rakhi huyi ye kiya


Main samajh gaya tha ki vo apne baare mein pucha na chahte hai par sab the isliye maine Naa mein apana sar hilaya aur bola


Main:- nahi sir sirf principal mam ki hi information nikalwaye hai.


Inhi baaton ke bich hamara time ho gaya tha isliye referee bula ne aaye hume.hum nikal liye Ground ki taraf aur Ajmeri ko same karne ko bola jo hum karte aaye the par toss un logo ne jeeta aur raid hum ko di aur side logo ne Li. jis side hum the vaha hum comfortable nahi the par hum kya kar sakte the isliye chale gaye apni side mein.

main gaya raid karne aur jaise hi maine apne zone ke line cross ki to vo log ekdam aggressive hone lage.
jaise jaise main Ander jaane laga to ek Banda mere opposite side se aaya spear marne aur jaise hi vo aaya mere karib to maine uske pith pe hath rakh ke kud ke apne zone chala gaya aur vo ho gaya out.


maine liya 30 sec ka break kyon ki hume strategy discuss karni thi agar without strategy se khelenge to chud jaayenge hum.


Main:- bhai log ye madarchod hum ko Marne ki soch ke aaye hai isliye koi bina faltu ka risk nahi aur raid sirf hum karenge main Ajmeri L.T kisha aur pakad na bhi hum hi karenge.agar hume jarurat padi to R.J ko bhi bula lenge.


30 sec ka break khatam hoti unke captain ne ek Banda bheja raid karne aur vo sida gaya pankaj aur Harish ki taraf kyon ki 2no bachhe the uske samne isliye vo gaya tha unki taraf.usko busy dekh L.T gaya uske pichhe to usne back kick maari right leg se kyon ki righty tha to L.T ne uska pair ankle se pakad ke khich liya vo ghira niche to main kuda uske muh pe aur meri kohni(elbow) lagi uske jabde pe to vo gand faad chillaya ye dekh referee ne whistle Baja ke hum ko chhodne ka bola to hum log dur ho gaye usse. Jab hum dur huye to mene uske ankle ki taraf dekha to vo literally muda hua tha ye dekh Maine L.T ko dekh to vo smile kar raha tha.


L.T :- Aise kaise chhod deta,in BC logo ne tujhe spear marne ka try Kiya aise hi thodi na mujhe akhade mein itni ijjat dete hai.


main:- wah bhai mere Dara Singh wah


Jab referee aur umpire uske choto ka jayaza liya to vo bhi shocked ho gaye uski ankle dekh ke aur tab main bola


Main:- iska jabda bhi tuta hai plate dalni padegi aur 1 mahine tak sirf juice aur paani pe rahega.


Referee aur umpire usko leke gaye aur unke school ke sir ko sop diya kyon ki unko match aage chalna tha isliye.


Referee ne whistle Baja ke match start karne ka ishara kiya.Ab raid karne ki baari hamari thi to maine kishan ko bheja time nikalne ke liye kyon ki hum points mein aage the.


kishan apne style mein hamre zone ki line cross karke aage badha.pehle to sub ko observe karta raha aur jaise hi usko uljane ke liye unke 2 bande defence wale aage aaye to vo unme ulaj gaya to piche se aake ek bande ne uske ghutne (knee) just niche spear mara to kishan niche girte hi chillaya but hum kuch nahi kar sakte the kyon ki agar karte to hume bhi out diya jata.


Referee aur umpire aaye uski taraf to unke pichhe pichhe vinod sir Aniket sir aur sushma teacher bhi aa gaye.


Referee aur umpire aage badh ke usko utha ke hamare sir ko sop diya kishan ko.itne main unka leader bola le jao apne chilgoze ko Varna mar jayenga yahi.


Vinod sir ne uski baat sun usko ghura to vo apni battisi dikhane laga.


AB raid karne unka leader aaya to usko hamne bonus line cross karne di aur jaise Ajmeri uske piche jaane laga to vo nikal gaya apne zone mein kyon ki usko pata tha Ajmeri ke baare mein. AJMERI unke khilaf kai baar khel Chuka tha.


Match over hone mein 4 min bache the to AJMERI gaya raid karne aur hamare zone ki line cross karne ke baad vo apni style mein nichhe baith ke pair ko aage kar aage badhne laga. Ajmeri ko vo ulja ne lage aur jaise hi Ajmeri ulja to issi bich unke captain ne aake sida Ajmeri ke ribs ke just niche spear Mari to Ajmeri gand faad chillaya aur unki team ke dusre bande ne aake Ajmeri ki chaati (chest) pe dusra spear mara.Dusra Spear lagte hi Ajmeri sleap ho gaya to uske hath chhil gaye aur khun behne laga to referee aur umpire aaye.usko leke hamare sir ko sop diya.Jaise hi un mese raide karne aane wala tha tab referee ne whistle Baja ke break ka ishara kiya.


Hum wahi zone me baith gaye aur sushma teacher sir aur principal mam aaye paani vagera leke to humne paani piya aur unko Ajmeri, kishan ke baare pucha to vo udas ho gaye par phir bhi vinod sir bole


Vinod sir:- kishan ko Moch aai hai aur Musif ke hath aur pith chhil gaye hai but tension ki bat nahi hai..


main:- sir R.J ko bolna ready reh agar koi bhi out hoga to vo aayega dusre ke bare mein baad mein sochenge.


meri baat sun L.T aur R.K khush ho gaye to principal mam ne unse pucha


principle mam:- why you guys are laughing.you guys should be worried now bcuz your 2 best players are injured.now your calling Ranjeet and as I know he is not better then them.


Main kuch nahi bola,principal mam ka jawab diya R.K ne


R.k:- mam now it's revenge time so enjoy the show and now they will get destroyed by us.


vo log aur kuch puch paate usse pehle break hua khatam.


Hum ne ki side change aur ab raid ki bari hamari thi to L.T gaya.jaise hi vo gaya hamare zone ki line cross karke to vo aggressive hone lage par vo mast maula hoke apne hath piche karke Jaise garden mein tehlte hai vaise hi vo unke zone tehel ne laga aur aage badhta gaya.ye dekh vo chock gaye ki BC hamne iski team ke 2 player ko injured kiya hai phir bhi bina dare aise hamare zone mein aa raha hai.


ye dekh uske captain ne ek bande ko Ishara kiya to vo aaya spear maarne L.T ko to L.T ne usko kamar se pakad ke utha ke niche patak diya jaane vo koi mamuli choti si bori ho aur vo laga chilla ne matlab uske dono shoulder crack ho gaye honge ye tha L.T ka Desi kushti ka move ye dekh vo sab apni jagah se hile bhi nahi itne shock ho gaye the.L T wapas aa gaya hamare zone mein.Kishan ke exchange mein aaya R.J hamari team mein kyon ki kishan injured tha.


Par vo banda abhi tak na uth paya aur ye dekh uske team wale uske pas gaye aur usko uthane lage to vo aur jorse chillaya to unke captain ne unke school ke sir logo ko bula diya usko uthane ke liye.


Jaise hi wo bahar gaya to un mese ek ne raid maari aur ye wahi Banda tha jo mujhe spear marne ka try kar raha tha or vo aata gaya andar ki taraf,sida meri taraf to ye dekh L.t aage badha to usne side kick maarni chahi L.T ko bas phir kiya tha maine diya spear side uske ghutne (knee) ke upar to vo chillaya aur sath mein main bhi kyon ki mera kandha(shoulder) uper se niche ho gaya tha matlab dislocate ho gaya tha. uska ghutna(knee) bhi aur main apna hath pakad ke khada huwa jab tak referee aur umpire usko leke jaate tab tak maine R.K ko paas bula ke usko ishara kiya aur vo samaj gaya to usne R.J ko bhi bula liya.R.J ne mera hath pakda aur R.K ne shoulder ke niche ek kick maari aur vo kick lagte hi main aur chillaya par ab hath ghuma ke dekh to pain Kam tha matlab abhi ke liye chal jaayega.


Hum ne pankaj ko bulaya Ajmeri ke exchange mein kyon ki Ajmeri injured jo tha,vo aa gaya hamari zone mein to ab raid karne main gaya jaise hi main ander gaya to sale phir aggressive hone lage par mujhe kuch farak na pada mujhe to undono ko thok na tha jinhone Ajmeri ko spear maari thi aur usme unka captain bhi tha to main baag ke uske paas gaya aur react kar pata use pehle mene ghum ke kick uske jabde pe deke uske side wale bande ke paas jaake back kick uske just jabde ke niche di BC wo dono sida knockout aur main gaya apne zone mein.


Referee aur umpire ne unko uthaya aur unke sir unko le gaye ab unke captain ki gaand fati kyon ki vo log halki chot pohcha rahe the par hum to sida unko hospital admit karwa rahe the.


Ab unke captain ne ek bande ko bheja to vo bhi bichara aa gaya raid kar ne aur jaise hi vo hamare karib aaya to us bhai ne kick Marni chahi L.T ko par L.T ne uska pair pakad liya dono hath se vo kuch kar pata usse pehle R.K ne di spear uske ghutno (knee) ke niche uska pair ho gaya band ankle se to vo ladkhada gaya ye dekh di mene turant uske muh par spear aur BC spear lagte hi L.T ne usko chod diya tha to meri spear lagte hi vo gaya sida apne zone mein.ye to achha hua ke usne Kabaddi bolna pehle spear mein hi bandh kar diya tha varna hum tino out ho jate.


usko bhi utha ke leke gaye aur ab bacha unka captain agar vo chahta to apni team wapas bula sakta tha matlab ke injured players ke exchange mein jo extra player hote hai unko par bat uske reputation ki thi isliye usne nahi bulaya aur ye dekh mujhe hasi aa gayi.


ab game khatam hone mein 3 min bache the to main jaane laga raid ke liye to R.J ne rok diya mujhe aur khud chala gaya.R.J ko dekh vo harami hasa mujhe dekh to ulta me uske upar hasa vo kuch samaj pata usse pehle R.J ne 2 se 3 sec mein literally 3 kick Mari 1st kick uske right ghutno pe 2nd kick uske left ghutno pe aur vo jaise niche apne ghutno pe girne laga to 3rd kick uske jabde pe aur vo knockout hoke jamin par dher ho gaya. R.J wapas hamari zone mein aa gaya tab baji whistle match khatam hone ki aur hum jeet gaye the.


Hamare points 22 the to unke 14 the so we just really destroyed them.


Vinod sir Aniket sir sushma teacher bhi aa gaye aur aake sidhe hum sab se gale mile aur itne mein kishan Ajmeri aur baaki ke team members bhi aa gaye.aake mujh se aur sab se gale mile.Hum ek dusre ko congratulations karne lage.


Thode time yahi chalta raha phir prize money Dene ke liye MLA ne Ajmeri ko bulaya aur usko 500000 rs ka check diya,trophy di.uske baad shivsagar walo ko bulaya and Vedant walo ko bhi bulaya and unko prize money deke MLA nikal gaya.


Vedant wale hamare pakke fan ho gaye the aur unme se ek ladke ke paas mobile tha nokia ka qwerty keypad wala tab WhatsApp usme chalta tha aur usne hamare video banake WhatsApp pe viral kar diye the kyun ki hamari match hi aisi thi.



Ajmeri ne check diya hamare principal mam ko and lage unse baat karne.

The travesty but engraved truth of life,

it is symmetric to the principle of "kabaddi"

People pull your leg only when you are about to touch the line of success.​

 

[Rahul]

wonderful update maar peet bhara wala hum bhi sari kasar khel me hi nikaal Kar masoom ban jate the

 

[BlooDBath175]

wonderful update maar peet bhara wala hum bhi sari kasar khel me hi nikaal Kar masoom ban jate the

thanks bhai

 

[BlooDBath175]

Update:-21 ​

{Fun Time}​

Unse jab baat kar rahe the tab Rajendra uncle bhi aa gaye aur mujhe L.T R.K R.J aur kishan and sab ko gale laga liya phir unhone principal mam ki taraf dekh ke bole



Rajendra uncle:- MaM would you plz invite other boarding students and their parents for a dinner party on Sunday at 18:00 pm at our boarding.



Principal mam:- sure sir I will



Itan bol principal mam stage pe jaake announcement kar ne chali gayi



Principal Mam:- Dear respected sir and teachers from other boarding and their participated students, their parents plz it's an humble request to you come to our arranged dinner celebration party for our boarding victory in Kabaddi.have a nice day and best luck for next Tournament.


Itna bol ke mam hamari taraf aaye or mujhe gale laga liya.



Gale lag ne ke baad mujh se bole



principle mam:- so guys get ready at 18:30 we are going out for dinner and vinod sir Aniket sir and sushma teacher you guys are coming too.Rajendra sir pls join us if you are free.



Rajendra uncle:- sorry mam I can't because I have to do preparation for day after tomorrow's party and I have some office work too so you guys go and have fun.



hum nikal gaye apni boarding ki taraf aur time hua tha 17:21 pm.Hamari drive ground se leke boarding tak 15 to 20 mins ki thi isliye hume koi tension nahi tha.



17:43 pm ko pohche hum school to up down walo ko ghar drop karne gaya tha ek bahadur.



Hum sida room mein gaya aur towel leke nah ne nikal gaye.bc thand bhi thi aur hume thande paani se naahna tha kyon ki ab upar jaake boiler kon chalu karega.Agar lakde daal ke chalu bhi karte to half an hour garam hone mein nikal jata isliye sab thande pani se nahane lage.nahane ke baad sab room mein aake taiyar ho gaye.



hum ne nahane ke time decide kar liya tha ki sab black shirt ya phir t-shirt pehnege(dress code) mast deo laga ke sab hum nichhe aaye to 2 bahadur already wait kar rahe the hamara.



Main jake baitha aage bahadur ke side mein kyon ki bc piche thus thus ke baithna pad ta aur ek dusre ke pair chute vo alag sala white shoes ki maa chud jaati agar piche baitha hota to.



Vinod sir Aniket sir and principal mam ko unke ghar se pick karna tha aur sushma mam to already boarding mein hi rehte the to vo hamare sath hi nikal gaye but vo dusri van mein piche baithe the as you know principal mam aage badhenge.



First ghar aaya vinod sir ka to vo dusri van mein baith gaye piche aur hum aage badhe principle mam ke ghar ki taraf to vo already bahar hi khade the to pehle unki van stop huyi baad mein hamari isliye main gate khol ke bhaga aur unke liye van ka aage ka gate khola aur bola



main:- have seat madam



Principal mam:- oh thanks jaggu and that is a quality of gentleman and how do you know Britain tone.



Main:- bcuz I like to watch Hollywood movies so i learned that just for you madam aur maine wink() kiya



Principal mam:- now go and seat in your van we are getting late.



main:- mam if you don't mind we can share seat there is lots of space



itna bol maine unka gate bandh kiya aur bhaagh gaya apni van ki taraf aur baith gaya aage.jab maine principal mam ko dekha to vo smile kar rahe the.



Phir hum ne Aniket sir ko bhi peak kiya aur chal diye restaurant ki taraf. jab pohchhe to main bhaga restaurant ke gate ki taraf aur principal mam jaise aaye to maine gate khol diya unke liye unhone smile karke mujhe thanks bola.



phir maine jab najar pichhe van taraf gaye to abhi bhi sir teacher student ko ek Katha kar rahe the isliye unka Wait na karte huye maine gate chhoda aur principal mam ki just side mein jaake maine apna hath thoda sa band kar diya to unhone Khushi khushi mera hath pakad liya shoulder aur elbow ke bich mein.



Itne mein sir teacher aur hamari team bhi aa gayi thi hamare karib. jab unhone notice kiya to sab has ne lage.main aur mam gaye manager ke desk ke paas aur mam bolte usse pehle hi maine bola



main:- one table for couple and one for all of them(ye baat maine sir students teacher and bahadur ki aur ishara kiya)



meri baat sun sir teacher aur students sab jor jor se hasne lage aur principal mam ne mera hath chhod ke mere sir pe chapat Mari. ab mam khud bole manager se



principal mam:- plz ignore him he always joke around and I apologise on behalf of him and pls book one big table for all of us till that we will Wait in the waiting area.



main:- sorry sir for what I did that was just a joke i didn't want to make a fool of you or anything like that so again sorry.



Manager:- are are chill you don't have to say sorry or not your mam have to say and the way you're joking and flirting with your principal hahaha that is big thing.so for you guys it's 50% off for you all.once table get arranged I will call you please Wait in our waiting area and I will send one waiter for you guys.



main:- thanks uncle for 50% off.we are in waiting area uncle and pls do fast because we all are hungry AF(AF hi bola tha main as fuck nahi bola kyon ki sir mam aur teacher the pass mein)

phir bhi sab samaj gaye the par kisi ne kuch nahi bola aur hum chale gaye waiting area mein.



Thodi der baad manager hum ko bula ne aaye to hum chale gaye hamare table ki taraf aur baith gaye apni apni seat dekh ke par maine principle mam ke liye chair bahar nikali to unhone mujhe thanks bola. maine wapas unke samet chair ko thoda aage push kar diya aur main your welcome madam bol ke unke baaju mein baith gaya.



BC 5 min hogaye phir bhi decide nahi kar paaye wo log aur mujhe bhukh lagi thi bohat joro ki to maine waiter bhaisab ko ishara kiya to vo aaye mere paas aur maine order diya



Main:- 2 wheat chapati 3 fry papad and one 500 gram paneer tufani and yeah bring salad I mean green salad in 3 plates and onions and 2 pieces of lemon in 4 plates that's it for now. Bhaiya you can send another coworker to take their orders but bring my order as fast as possible.



sab mujhe hi ghur rahe the to main bola



Main:- told you I am hungry aur mujhe bohat joro ki bukh lagi hai and yeah vegi will be enough for 3 or 4 maybe. so whoever wants they can take.



phir un logo ne thoda discuss kiya aur sab ne combined karke order de diya. jab tak unka order aata tab tak main 4 chapati kha Chuka tha and 2 aur mangwayi thi vo bhi pel di.main jira rice and daal fry order kiya kyon ki daal tadka mein oil bohat hota hai aur Mera pet thera sensetive as fuck so khana mujhe dekh ke and parakh ke khana padta hai.



my digestive system is good but bahar ke khane me jiyada masala hota hai to usse mere pet mein problem hoti hai and I can't even drink cold drink too because same fuck happens.



maine apna khana complete kar ke waiter se hath dhone ka pucha to vo garam pani aur nimbu le aya with paper napkins.Garam paani katori mein tha and katori dish pe thi and side me 2 peace lemon ke the.3 paper napkins the isliye hath dhoke maine sab ko bye bola aur van mein jaake so gaya kyon ki bc thak itne gaye the aur mere left shoulder mein pain bhi tha vo bhi kal check karna tha.



Main aise mast so gaya tha ki sidha meri aankh boarding mein jaake hi khuli vo bhi R.J mujhe jor jor se hila raha tha isliye Varna mein aaj van mein hi sota rehta.



main ladkhadate huye apne room ki taraf gaya Kyon ki meri aankh bhi thik se nahi khul rahi thi. sirf shoes utare even kapde bhi change nahi kiye kyon ki itni kharab nind aa rahi thi. main aise ghode bech ke soya ki pucho mat.

 

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Update:-22








{Desi Daru & Secrets}​

Subah mujhe Kisi ne uthaya vo bhi ek dam jor se hila ke mujhe gussa aaya to main khada hoke maar ne hi wala tha ki Maine kishan ko dekha isliye gussa control kar liya.maine Kishan ne milke sab ko uthaya fir hum log brush karte karte upar chhat pe gaye jaha boiler tha.


Niche aag jal rahi thi to hum ne aur lakdi dali kyon ki Hamara aur jiyada garam paani se nahne ka mann tha.


Thand bhi thi aur body pain kar rahi thi. Thode aur ladke daal ke hum brush karte karte niche aa gaye aur room se towel leke nahane chale gaye.


Itna mast pani garam hua ki maja aa gaya,nahne wale bhi hum last hi the isliye sida pipe leke hum sab nahane lage jis me garam pani aata tha.


Nah dhoke breakfast karne nikal gaye aur as usual hamare bags sunny pawan leke gaye.Breakfast karne ke baad hum ground mein jaake baith gaye aur tab aaya Ajmeri hamari taraf BC uske pure haath pe tube lagi huyi thi.


Par jaise taise aaya hamare paas aur aake baith gaya phir lage sab Masti karne.Jo bhi students aur teacher Jaa rahe the school building taraf sab hum ko dekh ke Jaa rahe the. waise bhi hum thode dur baithe the kyon ki congratulations wali backchodi nahi chahiye thi isliye.


Aaj tha Saturday isliye sab apne group ki T-shirt pehan ke aaye the aur niche white track pant.


jo hamari team ke the up down wale students vo bhi aa gaye hamare paas aur hamare sath baith ke Masti karne lage. Boarding wale jo Seniors the unhone ne bhi aake hum congratulations kiya hamari Jeet ke liye.


vo log bhi khush the ki hum jeete the bcuz at the end of the day we were family to each other aur jab boarding ki baat aati hai to sab mar mitne ke liye taiyar rehte hai jo old students hote hai wo bcuz they grew up here and this boarding school is home for them and for us too.


Unke jaane ke baad aaye trupti teacher lol ye wohi teacher the jinhone mujhe red group se nikala tha and now she knows ki kal ka match meri hi wajah se jeeta tha.


Unhone congratulations kiya sab ko but maine koi bhav na diya,main dusre students ko dekhne laga aur ye dekh unka chehra utar gaya aur thodi der baad unhone bat ki baaki sab se aur nikal gaye.


Prayers ki bell baji aur hum log apni apni class ki line mein lag gaye aur prayers hui.uske baad principal mam ne hamari jeet ke bare mein bataya and sab ko stage pe bulaya aur congratulates kiya.Kitni prize money hamne jeeti vo bhi bataya uske baad Ajmeri ko bulaya stage pe.aadhe teacher stage pe mojud the aur aadhe niche students ke sath the kyon ki koi Masti ya shararat to nahi kar raha hai ye dekh ne ke liye.


Ajmeri ne Mike liya aur jo teacher and sir hamare sath the unko thanks bola aur hamari team ko bhi thanks bola. Phir laga meri tarif karne BC. Uski baat sun main laga piche chhup ne aur ye dekh meri team Ajmeri aur principal mam hasne lage.


Jaise hi Ajmeri ka bhashan khatam hua to vo aaya hamare pass.maine ek mukka uske pet mein de diya(Masti me).


Ab principle mam ne mujhe bulaya.maine mam ko ghura aur chala gaya unki taraf.unse Mike leke maine Mike ko off kiya aur principal mam ko bola


Main:-mam you know na I hate this and next time if you call me then I will purpose you here in front of whole students.


meri baat sun principal mam ne halki chapat Mari mere sar par aur mujhe idiot bola.


Main hasa aur Mike on kar ke bolne laga


Main:- morning Family…..I know you all might be thinking that why didn't say good and why I called you family so I will clear your first doubt.There is nothing good about this morning because most of players bodies are paining like hell and now coming on family point then for boarding students teachers and sir are like parents to them and those bahadur are like relatives like chacha and all and you students are like brothers and sisters to us(itna bola tha ki sab clap karne lage.Maine hath upar karke taliya bajane ko bandh karne ka ishara kiya).


now coming to the main point when I was in **** I came here and at that time I was in another group and they thought that I was useless so they kick me out(ye maine trupti teacher ko dekh ke bola) but you all know kishan Vinod sir and sushma mam they took me in their group and I am still In their group bcuz that group runs in my blood.


so brothers and sisters Vinod sir Aniket sir shushma teacher principle mam and those who are standing their(meri team ki taraf ungli karke kaha) who laughing like idiots those are my main family and no one disrespect them so keep this in your mind.


I might have made strategy and all but with those idiots and sir teacher principal mam and even those bahadur we wouldn't have won so it was team effort and few of teacher and bahadur efforts too.

so give all them big applause (waapis taliya baji aur even is time to sab sir teacher ne bhi taaliya bajayi thi) keep one thing in your mind "it doesn't matter how you start it's all matters how you end" thanks.have good day and yeah tomorrow we have dinner celebration party for winning so you all have to come with your parents at 18:00 Pm.


This was not my line but I don't wanted to bothered principal mam.


ye bol main apni jagah pe aake khada ho gaya phir principal mam bhi sabko invite kiya aur sab ko apni class mein bheja par hum log chale gaye doctor ke paas.sab ka check up karwaya aur jo medicine di vo li fir uske bad hum aaye vapas boarding mein to first recess chal rahi thi.


Recess over hone ke baad hum class mein gaye.Class khatam hone ke baad room pe aaye change karke padhne baith gaye kyon ki next month se board exam start hone wali thi.


Hum sidha dinner ke liye hi uthe aur bich mein sirf paani aur mutne ka break liya tha.dinner karke thoda walk kiya uske baad so gaye 23:30 pm ka alarm rakh ke kyon ki full night padhne ka plane tha. itne shor mein hum padh nai sakte the isliye mast so gaye.Alarm bajne pe uthe aur muh dho ke niche kitchen mein chale gaye.


Kitchen mein jake chay bana ke pi ek dam kadak sala pure dimag ke taar set ho gaye aur ramakant ko bula liya tha kyon ki vo night duty karte the isliye hum ne unko bhi chaay di.wapas room mein aake sanate mein baith ke padhne lage.


Subah breakfast ke 1 ghante pehle uth ke nah dhoke breakfast karke room mein aake so gaye.Hum ko uthane Rohan aaya kyon ki luch ka time tha isliye muh dhoke lunch karne chale gaye.


lunch ke baad phir so gaye 17:00 pm ka alarm rakh ke.Alarm bajne se hum uthe nah dhoke achhe kapde pehne q ki ek gante baad dinner party start hone wali thi isliye nikal gaye hum ground pe.vaha jaake dekha to bc kya sajaya gaya tha mano kisiki shadi ho aisa feel ho Raha tha.


hum teacher aur sir ke pass gaye.unke paas jake baat karne lage. jaise jaise time bittata gaya vaise vaise bhid badhne lagi aur tab entry hui hamare principal mam ki.Vo jinko jante the uske pass thodi baat chit karke hamare pass aa gaye.


Main to unko hi ghur raha tha.vo lag bhi mast rahe the purple colour ki Saree mein ye dekh principal mam ne mujhe simile di aur maine bhi smile di phir mujhe aaya idea badala lene ka principal mam se ki kal unhone mujhe speech dene ke liye bulaya tha or unko bhi pata hai ki I hate that shit.


To maine coughing ki acting ki to sab ka dhyan meri taraf hua matlab jitne hamare aas pas khade the unka .ye dekh main ek knee pe baith gaya to sab ko laga ki main principal mam ko purpose karne wala hu to sab ke muh khul gaye shock se aur yahi haal principal mam ka bhi tha but main ek knee pe baith ke apne dusre pair ki shoelace bandhi aur same dusre pair ki lace bandhi. main khada ho gaya to sab abhi bhi mujhe hi dekh rahe the


main:- kya hua why you guys are looking at me like this


principal mam:- idiot I know what you were thinking....


Main:- oh c'mon mam i was taking revenge bcuz you know I hate giving speeches tho you called my name so we are equal now


Principal mam:- I already knew that you were taking revenge and I know you won't disrespect me alone then how could you disrespect me infront of all of them. That's why I was calm and told you I know you better than you.


Main:- same mam i know everything about you so we are equal.so let's go guys bcuz I don't know about you but I am hungry AF.


meri baat sun hum log gaye jaha starter ka counter laga hua tha.


Thandi ka mousam tha to starter mein Chiz corn tomato soup and hot and sour soup tha phir noodles with Manchurian and Delhi chaat tha.
main course me:- chapati/roti,puri,mix veg,palak paneer,sitafal basundi,gajar ka halwa(live) ,katlet,jeera rice,dal fry,fry papad and green salad.


Hum logo ne mast pela khana phir hum sab ek side aake baith gaye to kishan ne mujhe ishara karke side mein bulaya to mein gaya.


Kishan:-Bhai khana to ho gaya chal aaj mast Desi daaru gaon ka pite hai.


Main:- maine kabhi Piya nahi hai phir bhi chal try karunga ruk r.j r.k aur l.t ko bhi puch lete hai.


ye bol mein gaya unki taraf aur unko kishan ke paas jaane ka ishara kiya.


woh pehle pohanch gaye phir main. unko sab bata diya aur sale sab harami raazi ho gaye daaru ki baat aate hi aur sab ka first time tha kishan ko chhod ke isliye sab excited the.hum lage planning karne mein ku kaise kya kiya jaaye aurr last mein ye decide hua ki kishan bahar jayega daaru lene aur sath mein 1 cigarette ka packet bhi le aayega.


Bas ab hame Wait karna tha sab khatam hone ka.jab sab khatam ho gaya to maine kishan ko bola ki khane ke liye bhi kuch lete aana.


Vo bechara 40 min baad aaya sab leke to hum ne bheja Rohan ko sab check karne ke kon so Raha hai aur kon jag raha hai.Badi problem to ramakant ki thi isliye usko dhundna tha pehle.5 min baad Rohan aa gaya aur usne sab info di ki ramakant van mein so Raha he kyon ki usko bhi peene ka shok tha aur jab vo pita to van mein hi so jata ye baat sab jaante the.


Ab hamara kata nikal gaya tha isliye hum chhat pe chale gaye to kishan sab nikal ne laga to bc ne 6 Desi daru ki theli lai thi aur khane mein Manchurian the vo bhi isne niche kitchen mese leke aaya tha.Gaon mein waise bhi sham ke 7 8 baje sab bandh hone lagta hai sirf general Store khule hote hai vo 9 baje tak.kishan jab gaya tab already 11:00 upar hua tha time isliye kaha kuch milne wala tha bechare ko.


hum sab lage pine bc itni kadvi ke pure gale ki maa chud gai.mujhe literally ye bhi pata chala gaya ki gale Se hote huye kaha ja Rahi thi.hum sab ne 2 2 pack mare kishan ko chhod ke usne bc 4 upar mare.Itna pine ke bad 2 Desi ki theliya phir bhi bachhi hui thi to wo kishan ne chupa di chat par hi kyon ki agar dusri baar pine ka man hua to bahar jaane ki jarurat nahi thi aur hum sab ne Manchurian bhi pata diye the.


vo chupa ke aaya to hum lage cigarette pine bc jaise jala ke andar khicha to coughing karne laga main aur aankh mese paani aa gaya.same sab ka haal tha to kishan bola aahista aahista khicho be first time hai isliye.Jaise jaise cigarette khatam hone lagi to mujhe chakar se aane lage maine kishan ye bataya to vo bola ki starting mein ye hoga hi isliye niche baith jao.ek cigarette khatam kar ke baithe the aur bakchodi chal rahi thi.sab ko Chad gayi thi kyon ki Desi English ke mukable jaldi Chad ti hai vo bhi kam mein hi.


AB hum ne jalai dusri cigarette aur pine lage pata nai kishan ko kiya hua uski aankh mese aansu nikal ne lage to hum ne ne uska reason pucha to bhai ne to sab ko shocked kar diya.


kishan:- main Gujarat se hu jaggu aur mere papa ki bohat ijjat thi gaon mein .sab unka kehna mante the par hamari aur Bharwado ki dushmani thi isliye bharwadone baat karne ke bahane unhe bulaya aur unka murder karke rail ki patri pe dal diya unki deadbody ko phir train aayi hogi to unko khuchal diya taki murder prove na kar sake even mere papa ne jinki madad ki thi unlogo ne bhi hamse riste naate sab Tod diye aur mere 2 relatives bhi shamil the murder mein.


hum ko baad mein pata chala ke mere papa akele nahi gaye the unke sath do log aur the.Vo sab hone ke baad Meri mammi mujhe leke mere mama ke pass aa gayi ye bat tab ki hai jab mein 12 saal ka tha aur tab se hum yahi hai bas isliye mujhe vo purane din yaad aa gaye to aankhe chalak gayi.


Hamari cigarette khatam to kabki ho gayi thi but hum uski kahani sunne mein vahi baithe rahe.Maine sab ko bola


Main:- chalo ab niche chal te hai aaj padh nahi payenge nashe mein to sidha ja ke so jayenge.


Meri baat sun sab room mein aa gaye aur so gaye hum.

Mehfil thi yaaro ki daaru bhi thi aur the us ke alfaaz

aankho mein aansu us ke aur dil Gairo ka bhar aaya tha​

 

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Update:-23 ​

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subah breakfast kar ke nikal gaye the room mein aur raat ko jo Desi pi thi usse halka sa sar dard kar Raha tha karega hi kyon ki peene ke baad agar humne kuch acha kha liya hota to sar dard na karta.


ye bat mujhe ramakant se pata chali thi jab vo dusare bahadur se baat kar rahe the tab unhone zikar kiya tha ki peene ke baad khaa lene ka to kya usse hangover nahi hota aur bhul ke bhi Haryana ka maal nahi leneka agar hariyana ka maal hai to usko akdam Shanti pine ka aur bich bich mein biting bhi Lena agar jaldi jaldi pack pe pack piyega to back aayega.


AAJ se humko school bhi nahi jaana tha to breakfast karke wapas room mein aake easy subject padhne lage kyon ki maths science aur S.S vo raat mein hi padhte the bcuz tab shor nahi hota tha.raat mein concentration accha rehta tha.English mein mujhe sirf grammar ki thodi dikkat thi vo bhi sirf verbs mein.


Hamara first break tab hua jab first recess Hui aur hum toilet karke niche ghum ne lage. jab recess over hui to hum vaapas room mein aake padhne lage phir lunch ki recess hui to hum lunch karne chale gaye dining hall mein. jo up down karte the vo bahar hi baith ke khate the unko allowed nahi tha dining hall mein aane ka.


Dining hall mein hum boarding walo ke sath teacher sir aur principal mam bhi khana khate the isliye hum unke sath hi baith ke khana khane lage.


principal mam:- if you guys have any doubts in S.S and English and your subject teacher aur sir are busy then you guys can come to my office.i will clear your all doubts regarding those subjects.


Main:-mam I have already lost my heart to you now I don't have anything to lose tho you keep impressing me day by day now I will follow you like a lost puppy bcuz I have doubts in English just in verbs bcuz I get confused in verbs.


meri baat sun sab hasne lage even principal mam bhi tab pata nahi ek sir(dhawal naam tha us loude ka) ki kya hua unhone mujhe bola gussa hote huye


Dhawal sir:- what nonsense is this behave yourself Jagdish she is your school principal and if I heard you flirting with mam then I will beat you in front of the whole students.


Main:- sorry sir


unki bat sun vinod sir ki khisak gayi


Vinod sir:-Dhawal he is always like this with the principal mam and he doesn't have any wrong intentions about mam .you can't disrespect anyone without knowing the whole truth.


Principal mam:- yeah dhaval sir he is always like this with me and I don't have any problem in that because I might be the principal of this school but first I am his good friend and My husband even know about Jagdish and Jagdish even flirt with me in front of him too so you don't have to worry about anything now plz all continue your lunch.


Principal mam ki bat sun Dhaval ka muh ghadhee ki gand jaisa ho gaya aur vo thoda khake uth ke nikal gaya.


Uske jaate hi maine Rohan naam chillaya to sab mam sir teacher mujhe hi dekhane lage.


Bichara Rohan apna naam sunte hi apni plate leke mere side aake baith gaya to maine usko bola


main:- Rohan detail nikal to iski.mujhe iski nazar sahi nahi lag rahi.ye kya karta hai aur kaha rehta hai sab chahiye mere ko samjha.


Rohan:- class ke katam hone tak ya phir kal tak sab mil jayega.

Meri bat sun vinod sir bole


Vinod sir:- ab tu kya karega details nikal wake.


main:- sir aap bich mein mat padna bas.thoda bohat to main bhi janta hu inko.yehi aapke peeche ulti seedhi baat karte hai aur dhaval sir ne hi sushma mam se batamiji ki thi jab me **** STD mein tha agar aapko juth lag raha hai to Trupati mam se puch lijiye aur 2 3 ladkiyo ne bhi bola hai ki inki najar sahi nahi hai aur aaj ye jaise principal mam ko dekh rahe the usse ladkiyon wali bat confirm ho gayi.Itne reason kafi hai details nikalne ke liye.


Trupati mam:- ha Jagdish sahi bol Raha hai inki complain aa chuki hai mere paas kai ladkiyon ki aur shushma teacher ke sath batamiji wali baat bhi sahi hai.


main:-Bas sir ho gaya confirm.ye last year hai mera yaha aur yaha se jaane se pehle sab kachra saaf karke jaaunga.


meri baat sun sab shock ho gaye even kishan r.k r.j aur L.T bhi


principal mam:- what do you mean by last year Jagdish you're not going anywhere.


Main:-mam I have to go and I have already decided where I am going.Their is an important work I have to do so I have to go.


principal mam:-(kishan,r.k,r.j,l.t ki taraf dekhte huye) When you guys decide to leave this school.

unka jawab bhi maine diya


Main:- mam they didn't know anything about my decision.i have made this decision last night so I didn't toldl them yet.


meri last night wali baat sun unko yaad aayi kishan ki kahani to un logo ne mujhe ghur na start kiya except kishan usne to Khushi ke mare apni jagah se khade hoke mujse gale milne meri jagah aa gaya.Ab hamare group ko bhi confirm ho gaya tha ki baat kya hai yahan se jaane ki.


R.j:- mam we are leaving too

R.k:- yes mam

L.T:-wherever jaggu will go I will follow him

kishan:-mam I know what that important work is so I will be leaving too.


principal mam:- ok as you wish but you all will leave after board exams right till that my husband will be in India so we are going to enjoy once your board exams get finished.


Main:- yup sure mam and L.T have to say something to you and Vinod sir.


ye bol maine l.t ko ishara kiya bolne ka


L.T:- nothing much, just a small surprise for principal mam and vinod sir.You will get that surprise right on our result day.


principal mam:- com on tell me what is that surprise you know lalit i hate surprise so tell me now pls.


L.T:- I am not going to say you have to wait for the right time mam so sorry I can't help you in this.


ye bol ke wo apni plate leke bahar chala gaya.


Humara bhi khana ho gaya tha isliye ham ne sab ko bye bola aur plate rakh ke vaapis room mein aaye sab to maine sab ko kishan ki story batai jo unko already pata thi.ye bhi bola ki hum log vaha un sab ki bajane ja rahe hai to sab khush ho gaye meri baat sun par Maine bola ki abhi hum ko kuch nahi karna pehle exams uske baad vaha kya karna hai vo dekhenge to dimag mese ye sab nikal do aur sirf padhai pe focus Karo.


Raat ko dinner karke thoda walk kiya aur phir ja kar so gaye 23:00 pm alarm rakh ke.


Ab hamara yahi routine tha aur time kaise nikala pata hi nahi chala humko.



Aaj hamari farewell party thi jo *** walo ne di thi pura hall sajaya gaya tha aur hum sab mast chaka chak nah dhoke breakfast karke chal diye hall mein sab decoration dekh ne ke.


hum ne unki help ki thodi kyon ki after all vo bhi students the isliye.


Prayers ke baad hum sab hall mein chale gaye aur phir wohi sab speech vagera di gai and all.


Teacher aur sir ne bhi speech di aur last mein principle mam ne speech di.uske baad lunch ka time ho gaya tha to hum sab lunch karne lage but Aaj hum sab bahar hi lunch kar rahe the bcuz unko respect dene ke liye or jo hamare class ke up down wale students the unke sath hamara last lunch tha isliye unke sath aur *** walo ke sath masti karte karte lunch khatam kiya.Hamare class wale ek dusre ko best luck bol rahe the and gale mil rahe the.


Farewell party khatam hone ke baad hum room pe gaye.


Ab sirf 6 din baad hamare board exams start hone wale the.


VO time bhi jaldi aa gaya.


First thi English aur mera kishan aur l.t ka diffrent different boarding mein number aaya tha par sale r.j aur r.k ka ek hi boarding aur ek hi class mein number aaya tha bc.


English ka exam gaya uske baad Holi and dhuleti aur Sunday tha to 3 din ki chutti thi.uske baad tha maths ka paper.hum sab ne Holi jamake kheli.


jab main maths ka exam dene gaya to bc sirf mere hi hatho ke nakhun mein colour laga hua tha baaki sab ke hath mein koi colour ke mark nahi the.


main:- Itna bhi mat padho ke bc enjoy karna bhul jaao....sale sab mere ko aise dekh rahe ho jaise Maine koi gunah kar diya ho.Bc Holi na khelne se koi topper na ban jata gawar log.


main itna bol te hi apni jagah aake baith gaya tab piche aate teacher ne kaha


Teacher(mast maal thi):- ek dam sahi bola tum ne ki holi na khelne se koi topper na ban jata par tum to khel ke aayo ho na to dekhte hai kiya ukhad loge tum


unki bat sun sab hasne lage mujhpe ab hua apna ego hurt bc


Main:- agar 80 up score kiya to shadi karoge mujh se abhi to maine questions paper bhi na dekha bolo manjur hai.


Meri baat sun sab students chup ho gaye aur teacher bhi koi jawab de na pai


Main:- muh aur hath itna chalao jitni capacity ho varna beijjati bhi ho jati hai.


Meri baat sun sab mujhe dekh ne lage aur teacher ne mujhe ghur ke dekha par jawab na diya. Phir question paper batane lagi teacher.


sab students ke muh latak gaye questions paper dekh ke kyon ki hard tha bc sabki gand fat gayi par mere nahi maine pura question paper dekha aur upar dekha to teacher has rahi thi mujh pe.


Vo kuch bolti usse pehle main bola


Main:- deal change agar 90 up score karu to kya khayal hai,shadi karoge chalo exact hi bata deta hu 92 score karunga.


Sab mujhe ghur ne lage par main teacher ki aur dekh raha tha but ab unke chehre pe smile nahi thi aur na hi vo jawab de paaye isliye main unko smile deke apna paper karne laga.


maine 2:18 pe pura paper kar diya tha aur do extra answers sheet bhi maangi thi.Pura paper karne ke baad maine recheck kiya to sab sahi tha.maine 2:28 mein hi Nivra ho gaya aur baith ke sab ko dekh ne laga.


unko dekh mujhe hasi aa gayi bc unka muh kisi chudi Hui gand jaisa ho rakha tha.


Maine answer sheet jama karai aur bell bajne ka Wait karne laga aur vo teacher mere answer sheet ko khol ke dekh rahi thi.


Bell bajte hi main khade hoke mast angdai li kyon ki pura sareer akad gaya tha ek jagah pe baithe baithe phir main nikala bahar aur ramakant ke baaju wali seat pe baith gaya aur unko bola ki cigarette Pini hain.


unhone ek jagah dekh gaadi rok di aur main cigarette jala ke aage aake baith gaya aur humlog nikal gaye dusro ko lene.


unko peak kiya unki alag alag school se aur aake kitchen mein jaake mast khana khaya aurkhake room pe aake so gaye.


science ki exam aa gai aur vo jaisi aai vaisi chali gaye.uske baad S.S ki exam bhi aa gayi.vo bhi achchi hi gai.


Ab thi 2 din ki chhutti aur uske baad thi Hindi ki exam to sab befikar the kyon ki hindi sab ko aati thi isliye. isi bich hamare seniors ke bhi exam aane wale the to unka class jaana kab ka bandh ho gaya tha.


Dhawal maderchod bhi unko padhata tha pata nai konsa subject padhata tha but vo padhata jarur tha.uske subject ki exam first thi yaani hamri Hindi exam ke next din se seniors ke exam start hone wale the.


EK din nikal gaya aur next day hum ko Rohan ne bataya ki vo aaj raat ko check karne aane wala hai ki seniors padhte hai ya nahi.Itna acha mouka main kaise jaane deta to hum logo ne plan banaya aur usme Rohan bhi shamil tha.seniors wale class ki building mein padhte the to usko vaha jana padega check karne ke liye.


Dinner ki bell baji aur hum log gaye dinner karne dining hall mein.dinner karne ke baad hum ne walk kiya thoda aur Rohan ko bola ki jaise hi dhawal aaye hume batane aa jana.


dhawal ke paas khud ki bike thi hero honda wali aur uska silencer fata hua tha isliye aawaj bohat karti thi.


AB Wait tha to dhawal madrchod ka saale ko bohat chul thi aaj sab nikalunga main uski chul bhen ka louda sala.

Life is the most difficult EXAM.


Many people fail bcuz they try to copy others,not realising that everyone has a different question paper.​

 

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