Part 2.1:- cousin sister ka chupa rang
Narrated by amit
Hi mera naam amit hai aur me bhilai shahar, chatisghar ka rahne wala hoon. Mein kuch dino ke liye banglore shahar aaya hua hoon kaam ki talash mein. Meri umar 26 hai aur abhi abhi padayi khatm kiya hai. Degree certificate lekar me banglore pahuncha mere mama ke ghar jo banglore me kisi kumar apartment naam ke bade naami apartment me rahte the. Phone me map dekh kar unka apartment jaldi hi mil gaya. Sachme jaysa suna tha waysa hi bada alishan apartment tha wo. Swimming pool park wagayra sab tha. Aur to aur log bhi kafi developed the waha to har chota bacha english hi bol raha tha. Waqt kuch 12 baj rahe the aur meri halath thodi kharab thi kyu ki usi din 3 baje mera ek company me interview bhi tha. Jaldi se me unke flat tak pahuncha aur knock kiya. Darwaza aunty ne khola aur aunty ne turant mujhe pehchan liya aur kaha "are amit beta, kafi der laga di? Mujhe laga tum 10 baje tak ajaoge. Aao andar."
Me ghar ghusne se pahle unke paw chuwe aur namaste bolte hue andar ghusa.
Aunty "bahut bahut badiya beta kuch khaye ya nahi subah se?"
Anty ki umar kuch 45 ki hogi aur bilkul mere maa jaysi mamta bhari awaz me bath karti thi. "to beta kaysa tha safar, chalo nahalo jaldi se me khane ke liye kuch lata hoon fir araam kar lena thoda,"
Mein "nahi aunty aaj 3 baje mera ek company me interview hai. To aram kuch nahi kar paunga."
Aunty, "theek hai beta jo tumhe sahi lage par kuch kha kar jana."
Mein "haan auty bilkul , bathroom?"
Aunty ne kaha " wo raha tumhara karma, usme attached bathroom bhi hai."
Me jhat se apna bag uthaya aur apne room ko chal diya aur kuch 30 45 minute ke baad room se bahar nikla formals pehanke interview ke liye.
Itne der me aunty ne bhi jhat se khana banaya aur dining table pe rakh diya. Me khane ke liye baitha to aunty bhi aakar baith gayi aur ghar ke logo ka haal chaal puchne lagi "to beta maa kaysi hai? Aur sab waha."
Mein "sab badiya hai aunty, aapko maa bahut yaad karti hai."
Aunty "to unhe bhi le aate na kuch dino ke liye."
Mein "wo aana to chahti thi par ghar aur papa ko kayse chod kar aate, papa ki to tabiyat aapko pata hi hai."
Aunty "haan wo bhi sahi hai. Tumhare unkle to office gaye hai warna wo help kar dete tumhari interview me le jane ke liye."
Mein "koi bath nahi aunty wayse bhi agar yaha kaam milega to shahar ko bhi to janna padega. Wayse swati kidhar hai(meri cousin bahan) wo abhi kya kar rahi hai."
Aunty "kya jane kaha hai, subah saj dhaj ke dosto ke sath nikal jati hai fir jb mann hua to aati hai."
Itne me time dekha to 1:20 ho gaya aur me jhat se khana khaya aur interview ke liye nikalne laga "to theek hai aunty me ja kar aata hoon. Der ho rahi hai.
Tabhi aunty ne ek katori me dahi chini lakar diya aur kaha "lo beta ye thoda chak lo, shub kaam ke liye ja rahe hona."
Mein "aap to bilkul meri maa ke hi tarah hai" itna kahte hue me unke paw chuwe aur ashirwaad liya aur fir chal pada. Company dhoondne me zada dikat nahi hui wo manyata naam ke ek tec-park me tha jo koi bhi auto wala janta tha. Sahi waqt par interview ke liye bhi pahuncha aur intervie sham k 5:30 tak chala kyu ki 3 round the. Mere taraf se to mene apna pura confidence ke sath interview diya ab bhagwaan jaane kya hona tha. Itne me ek banda aaya aur bola ki company se apko call aane tak thoda didn't wait kare. Fir me waha se nikal gaya aur bahar jakar ek chay piya chain se. Ab waqt ho chala to ghar ko wapas jane ka kahi unkle aunty ko aysa na lage ki me aate hi ghumne firne nikla hoon, ye sochkar me ghar ko direct nikla.
To shaam ko interview ke bad me wapas uncle ke ghar pahuncha. Kaafi thak chukka tha aur time bhi sham ke 6 baj rahe the. Ghanti bajane par aunty ne darwaza khola. Aunty ne poocha " to beta kaysa gaya interview?"
Mein " utna khaas nahi aunty, kafi thak chukka hoon. Haalat kharab ho gayi interview me aur uske baad bus ka yatra."
Aunty " are beta cab le lete. Swati ko kah kar ola book karwa lete."
Mein " nahi aunty baar baar kya use pareshaan karu. Wayse wo hai kaha?"
Aunty "hai apne kamre me, baithi hogi apne computer ke samne, aaj kal ki ladkiya na kitchen me hath batati hai na kuch bas din bhar watsap facebook aur na jane kya kya. Ruko bulati hoon"
Mein " are nahi aunty, kyu disturb karna. Mein jaldi se naha kar thodi pooja prarthna kar leta hoon."
Aunty "waah kya sanskaar hai beta, swati ko bhi shahar nahi lana chahiye tha. Agar time mile to use thodi nasiyat de dena."
Mein " ha ha ha! Nahi aunty shahar ki ladkiya samajhdaar hoti hai, acha theek mein naha leta hoon."itna kah kar mein nahane ko nikal gaya apne kamre mein. Kuch 15 minute ke baad me nahakar nikla. Mere gaav me rahne ki aadat ke karan nahakar direct diya jalane ki aadat thi. Meine apne sath hanuman ji ki photo layi thi jise me roz poojta tha. Use baag se nikala aur diya na hone ke karan agarbathi bas jalane ki sochi to dekha ki machis nahi jalane ko. Meine aaw na taw dekha aur towel me hi nikal gaya kamre se kitchen ko aunty se machis mangne.
Jayse hi me kitchen k pas pahuncha waha ek khoobsurat ladki khadi thi. Par wo dusri taraf dekh rahi thi jaha aunty khadi thi. Aunty ne mujhe dekha aur pucha, " kya hua beta kya chahiye?"
Tabhi wo ladki palti. Kitni khubsurat ki me kuch bol hi nahi pa raha tha. Aur fir usne kaha, " to amit bhaiya kayse ho aap."
Tab pata chala mujhe ye apni swati hai lekin ab kitni badi ho gayi thi, mere hath khudba khud apne seene ko dhakne lag gaye to wo zor se has di. Itni khoob surat hasi. Wo ek tight jim wear me thi.
Aunty ne fir se poocha " bolo amit kya chahiye?"
Mein " wo aunty machis chahiye thi."
Tabhi swati jhat se chidate hue boli," achchaa to tum cegret b pine lag gaye."
Mein " nahi nahi wo agarbatti jalani thi."
Aunty " seekh isse kuch seekh, tere college k dosto k tarah nahi cegret pine wale, tu ek ladki hokar b ek diya tak nahi jalati. Ye lo beta."
Aunty ne ek dabba machis mere taraf badaya, jayse hi me wo lene lath badaya mere hath ko swati ne apne kamar se mara. Ye dekh aunty boli " hat batamis use ched mat, usse seekho hua to."
Ispar swati mujhe tirchi ankho se dekhte hue boli "Sikhna to nahi par jane se pahle ise sekha dungi bahut kuch."
Itne me mein jayse to tayse machis liya tabhi swati ne mujhe roka aur kaha" kya amit itne salo bad mil rahe ho aur tum ho ki bhage ja rahe ho."
Mein " sham bahut ho gayi na diya jalane ka bhi time hota hai. Acha to mein chalta hoon."
Itne mein usne chidate hue kaha " ayse diya jalate rahe to teri diya ka kya hoga?"
Mujhe laga wo kisi diya naam ki ladki ke bare me bol rahi hai to meine poocha " kon diya?" kafi hairani ke sath.
To usne haste hue kaha " ha ha ha! Diya diya koi aur nahi tumhari diya ha ha ha! "
Aunty " nalayak band kar apni battameezi."
Swati " kya mom apto bas meine aysa kya kah diya."
Aunty " teri gandi zaban acha hi ho use ya kisi ko bhi samajh aaye, your tina ke sath rah kart tu bas……. Mein kuch zada bolungi nahi. Amit tu ja"
Mein " tina ye tina kon hai?"
Swati " yaar meri friend hai wo maa ko lagta hai wo theek nahi par bade to bade hi rahengena hame kaha samjhenge."
Aunty " haan haan samajh liya bahut tum logo ke bare me bolna shuru karu to gale se pani na jaye."
Swati " pani na jaye to pipe lagalona ha ha ha!."
Aunty " chee amit tu ja isse door rah na jagah ka na logo ka lihaz"
Mein " mujhe to kuch bhi nahi samajh me aa raha aunty. Aap kya bol rahe ho aur ye kya bol rahi hai, bye the way swati tum mujhe naam se aur yaar sab kya bol rahi ho me tumse 6 saal bada hoon."
Sawati " ok bhaiya banna hai to bhaiya bano ya fir naam se bulaungi, yaha to bhaiya north se aaye hue labours ko bolte hai ha ha ha!, aap banoge bhaiya ya … Sochlo."
Mein " kya labours? Nahi nahi meto msc paas hoon job karunga labour nahi tum naam hi bula lo." itna kahte hi swati ne apni tshirt uthar di mere hi samne aur me bas dekhta raha.
Ab wo sirf apne sport bra me thi, aur aunty to bas sabse muh hi fer lit hi jayse mano is ladki ko na sharam hai na kuch me use dekh dekh ke mann hi man laar tapka raha tha to wahi ek aur bath thi ki mein wo bahat nahi dikha sakta tha, lekin shayad swati pata chal gaya tha ki mere man me use dekh ke kuch kuch ho raha tha jis karan se wo ayse angdayiya le rahi thi mano bas mujhe dikhane ke liye thi aur naki sach ki angdaiya. Par shayad use pata tha ki kisi na kisi tarah se wo mujhe lubha rahi thi aur yahi cheez uase ayse harkate karne ko aur zada uksa rahi thi. Usne poocha " to amit, tum sachme kya karne aaye ho yaha,"
Mein " job aur kya ?"
Swati " tumhe lagta hai itni jaldi mil jayegi yaha is bade shahar me?"
Mein " pata nahi degree hai kaam karna janta hoon aur kya chahiye?"
Swati " bas kam karna aane se yaha kuch nahi hota you have to extra talented."
Mein " extra? Jo kaam hai use zada aur kya?"
Swati " don't worry, me tumhe sab ke liye ready kar dungi. "
Mein " kya sab bolona, mein ready hoon, jayse to kayse karke bas ek naukri mil jaye bas fir to dekhna me kaam kar kar ke yoon badunga ki bas."
Tabhi swati ekdam se tokte hue boli " bas kaam se corporate job me kuch nahi hota hunar hona chahiye."
Aunty " beta tu ab iski bato me na pad tujhe pata hai tum kya ho aur kya kar sakte ho."
Swati achanak se chilate hoon " oho maa aap zara chup rahoge. Aap aur aap ka puarana nazariya kab tak yu leke ghumoge? Ab bas bhi karo. "
Swati "suno amit is society me bahut se log rahte hai jo tumhe help kar sakte hai aur unse mein tumhe milaungi ok. Just be ready for whatever it takes. "
Mein " agar me pada likha hoon to mujhe kya dar?"
Swati " yaar samjha karo bas pade like hone se job milta to aaj ke interview me kya hua bolo?"
Mein " they said they will call me back."
Swati " when they say they will call you back it means they are never gona call you cack ok."
Mein " to tumhare hisab se ab mein kya karu?"
Swati " time at what point of time what you are doing to get it matters. Right now tum jakar diya jalao ha ha ha!, shayad kuch ho jaye hihihih wayse tum towel me ache lagte ho adha nanga ha ha ha!"
Mein ab aur is tarah sirf ek towel me nahi rah sakta tha uske samne jhat se machis liya aur apne kamre me chala gaya.
Hanumaan chalisa padte padte me agarbati to jala aur sharmindagi bhi lag rahi thi k mein kayse towel me khada raha. Pooja paat ke bad me wapas nikla room se bahar, aunty kitchen me hi thi to socha kisi k ghar 8 khali na baitu aur thoda hath bataun, ye soch me kitchen ko gaya aur bola, " aunty kuch madat chahiye kya?"
Aunty " are nahi beta rahne do, tum jakar tv kuch dekho."
Mein " are nahi aunty ghar me jb b waqt milta hai mein aur maa sath me khana banate hai."
Aunty " sachme lalita bahan kitni bhagyashali hai jise tujh jaysa beta mila. Aur ek me hoon jise dekho duniya ki sabse bekar beti mili."
Mein " are aunty aysa kyu bolna, wo kyu bekar hui. Padhai kar rahi haina, fir wo hi to aplogo ko dekhegi budhape me."
Aunty " are beta wo sab to hai lekin tumhi bolo jb tum shadi karoge to kaysi ladki dhundoge. Ise to bas ek chay aur coffee banani aati hai. Eklaoti hai bolkar tere uncle ne ise bachpan se sar par chada rakha hai. Ghar ka koi kaam nahi karti yaha tak ki uske maile kapde b mujhe uthakar washing machine me dalni padti hai. Tum thode to bade hona apni bahan samajh kar thoda nasiyat do."
Mere pas to kuch nahi tha bolne ko me bas chup chap khada raha.
Aunty " chalo beta tere uncle ayenge abhi jaldi se mein roti bana deta hu fir thodi chawal banani hai."
Mein " curry me kya banaya aunty?"
Aunty " utna khas to kuch nahi bas dal banayi hai aur thoda aaloo bhuja hua."
Mein " aloo banadi kya?"
Aunty " nahi beta kyu?"
Mein thodi pyaz mirchi uthate hue bola " to fir chalo aap roti ki taiyari karo me aaj aaloo ki curry banaunga roti k sath khane ko"
Aunty " hahaha tum to manoge nahi acha chalo banao dekhte hai lalitha ne kya bana sikhaya."
Uske bad kitchen k ek taraf aunty aur ek taraf mein dono lage khana banane ne, kuch 1 ghante bad sab khatm roti curry daal chawal sab banke taiyar ki tabhi ghanti baji aur time kuch 8 baj rahe the. Meine jakar darwaza khola to unkle the.
Unkle " to amit kaysa raha interview?"
Mein " badiya tha unkle bas pata nahi wo cal karenge ya nahi."
Unkle " aysa kyu, kya bola unhone?"
Mein " sab badiya raha unkle bas meri thodi english kharab haina so pata nahi, unhone bola k wo cal kar k batayenge."
Unkle " are tab to bhul hi jao, chalo me fresh hokar aata hu bad me baath karte hai." itna kahte hue unkle apne kamre ko chale gaye. Fir me baith kar thodi der tv dekha aur sab apne kam me lage the apne apne jagah. Aadhe ghante bad 9 baj rahi jb aunty ne kaha ki khana laga rahi hai so sab khane k liye aa jaye. Me kitchen ko chala gaya uth kar aunty ki madat karne fir thodi der bad unkle aakar dining table par baith gaye aur apne phone me kuch karne lage.
Uske baad mein aur aunty ne sath milkar table par kana sab lakar rakha, itne me unkle ne poocha " aaj kya special hai khushboo to achi aa rahi hai."
Aunty " are aaj to apko apni bahan ki yaad aa jayegi, aaj amit ke hatho ka banaya aaloo ki sabzi hai."
Unkle " are waah beta tum cook bhi kar lete ho?"
Amit " haan thodi bahut, aap kha kar bato pahle. Fir waah boliega."
Itne me swati ke room ka darwaza khula aur wo nikal kar aayi apn phone pe text karte hue muskurati hui."
Aunty " jab dekho yahi phone phone pata nahi itna kya hai usme. Aakar khana kha dekh amit ne sabzi banayi hai."
Swati " oho maa, kya hai tera problem?"
Swati ab ek tight t shirt aur pajame me thi, uski khoobsurati nihare bina koi rah nahi sakta tha, ek to uske boobs itne ache shape ke uspar hamesha tight kapde sach kaho to rishte me bahan lagti hai par hanuman bhakt mere niyat ki neew me darar aa rahi thi. Ayse to bas meine tv mein dekha to kisi ladki ko gaanv me to aysa kabhi sachme dekha nahi. Wo ab bhi apne cell phone me kitpit kar rahi thi. Aunti ne jab sabke plate paros liye tab usne apni phone table par rakhi aur boli, "oho to aaj mr shef amit ka aalo curry hai, zara dekhe isme masala kitna hai."
Aunty " tu uski tang mat kheechna shuru kar ab aur hua to thoda bahut seekle khana banana use."
Swati " ok maa seekhungi bas khana banana nahi bahut kuch."
Mein " aur kya seekhna hai tumhe mujhse."
Swati " ha ha ha! Dekhte jao mere pyare bhaiya amit, khud hi jaan jaoge."
Ham sab fir khana khane baithe. Ham ek 4 seater dining table pe baithe the jaha unkle aunty ek side pe the aur ham dono dusri side par. Ham sab ne khana shuru kiya itne me unkle ne kaha " mmmm waaah amit sach kaha teri maami ne ki mein lalitha ko yaad kar jaunga, ekdam uske bane khane ka swaad."
Swati " hmm wayse maan na padega mr sheff aaloo curry mast bani hai. Aur masala bhi badiya hai. Garma garam garam masla."
Aunty " tu to bas chup hi rah. Aati hai to ek doodh ubalna aur khud ke liye malayi nikalna muh pe lagan eke liye."
Mein ye sun muskura pada tabhi swati ne kaha " are don't worry mein inhe bhi malayi marna seekha dungi matlab malayi nikalna ha ha ha! "
Pata nahi wok is duniya ki kya baath kar rahi thi mujhe to uski koi bath nahi samjh aa rahi thi itne me uske phone pe ek msg aya. Kyu ki usne table par phone rakha tha mujhe bhi wo dikh gaya jisme lika tha " umar kya hai? Aur rate b bolo." ye jab me dekh raha tha to usne chute kat di mere jango par mere shorts ke upar se, mein thoda uchla to unkle ne pooch ki kya hua to mene bola kuch nahi. Fir mein swati ko dekha to usne ghoora gusse wala gurna aur fir apna cell uthakar text karne lagi baye hath se.
Aunty " dekho ek hath se khana to dusre hath se mobile. Pata nahi kis karam jale ne ye mobile banaya."
Mein unki bath sunke hass pada jispar unkle ne kaha " tum dhyan mat do beta indono ki khitpit to har roz hota hai tum dhyan mat dena."
Mein " are nahi unkle mujhe koi problem nahi acha lag raha hai jayse ghar ghar sa ho. Maa bahan papa sab"
Swati " bahan? Ek bath bolta ahoon amit am not your real bahan and mujhe nahar kahi bahan wahan bola to fir bath nahi karungi. Call me swati always ok."
Aunty " are nalayak bhai agar bahan ko bahan na bole to aur kya bolegi?"
Unkle "offo tum dono zara bas karo wo kuch bole to tum aur tum kuch bole to wo. Usne kaha na bahar nahi bole ko won am se bulwana chahti hai."
Achanak se unkle ke awaz ke bad sanata ho gaya tabhi ek aur msg aaya uske cell pe " photo bhejo."
Ispar usne mujhe table k neeche mere pair pe lath mari aur boli " tum ye bar bar mere cell pe dekhna band karo."
Mein " sorry ye ayse achanak se jala to nazar chali gayi, meine kuch nahi pada, sachi."
Fir ham sabne khana khaya aur fir dinner khatam hua. Unkle aur swati apna apna plate wahi rakh kar chale gaye par mujhe apna plate khud dhone ki aadat thi to meine apna aur swati ka plate utha liya aur kitchen ko gaya aur dhone laga.
Itne me aunty aayi aur dekha uar fir khadi hokar thodi der dekhi mujhe ki kis tarah mein apna aur uske baad waha rakhi bartan dhone laga.
Meine poocha " kya hua aunty ayse kya dekh rahi ho aap?"
Aunty " bas yahi ki kash koi sanskari ladka tum jaysa mil jaye is nalayak ko bandh ke dene ko."
Mein " are aunty hamari swati koi gay ya gadhi nahi jise kisi tamboo pe bandh do, wo is naye duniya me jeene wali hoshiyar ladki hai, uske marks mujhe pata hai. Meri maa ne mithayi baati thi gaav me jab wo apne college me degree top kit hi."
Aunty " kya degree shadi uski degree dekh ke thodi na hogi. Tujhe pata nahi uske bare me ek number ki bekar nalayak agar tere mama na hote to me use kheech ke maar maar ke sahi kar deti."
Mein are aunti aapne tare zameen pe dekhi hai?
Aunty " nahi beta is shahar me tare dikhte hi nahi sara asman bas chamakta rahta hai light se itne building jo hai."
Mein " ha ha ha! Are aunty me amir khan ki movie ka baath kar raha hoon usme usne kaha tha ki ek ped ko kato mat use bas roz pathar maro aur koste raho to wo khud hi toot ke gir jata hai."
Aunty " to yaha meine kis ped ko kosa?"
Mein " is tarah bar bar use bekar bologe aap to wo khud hi bekar ho jayegi, pyar do to har pathar ke upar bhi nawrang dikh jata hai, to apni swati kya hai?"
Ham jab bath kar rahe the ye sab to mujhe pata nahi tha ki swati thodi hi door pani pee rahi thi aur hamari baate sun rahi thi. Jab meine ayse hi apna sar ghumaya to dekha wo wahi khadi hamri baate sun rahi thi. Jab meine use dekha to usne ek muskurahat di aur waha chali gayi. Uske muskurahat se saaf dikh raha tha mano jayse koi hai jo use bhi samajh sake.
Itne me kuch 15 minute me sara kaam khatm hua aur sab apne apne kamre ko chale gaye. Meine apne ghar maa ko call kiya aur sab shub mangal samachar de diya. Fir ayse hi phone pe thodi watsap use kiya aur dosto se txt kiya job offering aur sab, itne me 11:30 baj gaye the, aur meine bottle mein pani bharna bhool gaya kyu ki mujhe raat ko need ke beech pyas lagti hai so mein pani bharne ko chala gaya kitchen ko. Sari light band thi bar har jagah night lamp thi to chalne firne ki roshni thi.