UPDATE 31
Uske chehre par firse muskurahat aa gayi aur usne naa me sar hila diya aur aage chali gayi...
Uske bad main bhi apne ghar ke liye nikal gaya...tabhi raste me aunty ki call aa gayi...
Aunty:- haan kya hua, kuch baat bani ?
Atif:- abhi to thodi si shuruat hui hai..
Aunty:- are to mujhe to bata ki kya hua ?
Atif:- bas usko apna qutub minar dikhana tha aur wo usne dekh liya..aur response bhi thik hi raha...ho sakta hai ki aane waale kuch dino me main apna pahla shikar kar lun..
Aunty:- aarrrrrreeeee jiyo mere sher...bas tu mujhe batata ja ki kis tarah se teri help karni hai main karti jaungi..
Atif:- filhaal to aap ek kaam karein ki mujhe bebo ka number send kar dein...raat ko usse isi topic par baat karni hai..ho sakta hai ki aaj hi kuch baat aage badh jaay.
Aunty:- okay meri jaan abhi send karti hun..aur mujhe bhi batana ki kya baat hui.
Atif:- ji bilkul.
Fir main call cut karta hun kyunki mera ghar bhi aa chuka tha..fir wohi roz ke routine ki tarah thoda tv dekha, khana khaya aur let gaya..jab maine dekha ki raat ke 10 baj gaye hain tab mujhe laga ki yahi sahi waqt hai bebo ko msg karne ka..tab maine use msg me hi likhkar bheja...shayad wo mobile hi use kar rahi thi kyunki agle second hi uska bhi reply aa gaya..
Bebo:- ji kaun.
Atif:- main hun, atif.
Bebo:- ohhh sorry ! Apka number save nahi tha to pahchan nahi payi.
Atif:- its okay..ab save karlo.
Bebo:- ji ji..
Atif:- accha suno.
Bebo:- ji boliye.
Atif:- tumne kisi ko bataya to nahi na ?.
Bebo:- kis bare me ?
Atif:- are wohi...wo jo main tumhari toilet me tha...tum please galat nahi samajhna, main sirf susu karne gaya tha..
Bebo:- pahli bat to ye ki aisi baatein kisi ko batayi nahi jati aur dusri baat ye ki agar aap susu kar rahe the to isme galat kya hai.
Atif:- bat to tumhari theek hai but fir bhi maine socha kahin tum kisi ko bata na do..warna meri bahot beizzati hoti.
Bebo:- agar main kisi ko batati bhi hun to isme apki beizzati kaise hogi ? Toilet istemaal karna koi jurm thodi na hai.
Atif:- are nahi wo bat nahi hai.
Bebo:- to fir kya bat hai.
Atif:- wo..wo..actually...kya hai na ki...
Bebo:- ji ji boliye ghabraiye nahi..
Atif:- tum mujhe galat to nahi samjhogi na ?.
Bebo:- abhi tak aapne kuch bola hi nahi to galat ya sahi kaise samjhun? Aur waise bhi apko main bachpan se janti hun..aap galat nahi ho sakte..
Atif:- thank god...chlo tumhe itna yakeen to hai mujh par...
Bebo:- haan to aap kuch bol rahe the..boliye..
Atif:- actually mera wo bahot chhota hai na..aur tumne dekh bhi liya aaj..to agar tum kisi ko batati is bare me to bahot insult feel karta main..
Bebo:- hahahahahha to isiliye darr rahe the aap...
Atif:- haan...to isme hasne wali kya bat hai.
Bebo:- hasne wali bat ye hai ki toilet me itni roshni nahi thi..isliye maine use dekha hi nahi..isiliye kisi ko batane ka sawal bhi nahi uthta, aap bewajah darr rahe the.
Atif:- pakka na ? Kya tumne sach me kuch nahi dekha.
Bebo:- ab aisa bhi nahi hai...thoda bahot to dikha mujhe. But itna nahi ki main ye decide karlun ki wo chhota tha ya bada...hihihihi..
Atif:- iska matlab dobara dekhogi to decide kar logi..
Bebo:- pata nahi...
Atif:- waise ek baat bolun...tum pahli ladki ho jisne mujhe aisi haalat me dekha.
Bebo:- hahahaha aap bhi pahle aise ho jisko maine aisi haalat me dekha...waise ek sach baat puchun ?
Atif:- haan pucho.
Bebo:- kya aap sach me susu hi kar rahe the ya kuch aur..?
Atif:- toilet me susu hi kiya jata hai..
Bebo:- ji nahi...aap jis tarah se khade huye the aur jis tarah se apka haath aage peeche tezi se ho raha tha..usse to nahi lagta ki aap susu kar rahe the...shayad aap..aap..aap..shayad aap wo kar rahe the.
Atif:- wo kya?.
Bebo:- aap bhi bacche na bane..sab janti hun main..boys is tarah se masturbation karte hain..shayad aap bhi..
Atif:- are nahi nahi..main wo nahi kar raha tha..main to bas bahar hi aa raha tha...
Lekin ek baat batao..tumhe kaise pata ki boys is tarah se masturbation karte hain...kya girls bhi aise hi karti hain?
Bebo:- aajkal sab karte hain...and dont worry agar aap kar bhi rahe the to mujhe koi problem nahi hai...its natural.
Atif:- hmmm..agar tumhe ye lagta hai ki main muth maar raha tha to iska matlab hai ki tumne mera wo bilkul saaf saaf dekha bhi hai..
Bebo:- aaammmmmm...nhi saaf saaf to nahi dekha...
Atif:- dekhna chahogi.?
Kuch der tak uski taraf se koi reply nahi aya...mujhe laga shayad maine thodi jaldbazi kardi...maine firse usko msg kiya..
Atif:- kya hua ? Reply to do..
Bebo:- ji boliye.
Atif:-( maine fir wohi pucha) kya firse dekhna chahogi ? ( Uska fir koi reply nahi aya, tab maine use call ki).
Bebo:- (( bahot hi halki si awaz me usne hello kaha...shayad koi tha uske pas))
Atif :- tumne jawab nahi diya...kya mera wo firse dekhna chahogi?
Call par saaf pata chal raha tha ki uski saanse bahot tez chal rahi hain...main samjh gaya ki yahi mauka hai,. Loha garam hai hathoda maar dena chahiye..tabhi uski kaampti hui awaz sunaayi di..
Bebo:- kab ?.
Atif:- jab bhi tum chaho...agar kaho to kal fir aa jata hun..
Bebo:-nahi nahi..ye bar bar nahi ho sakta..aaj to dopahar ka waqt tha..sab so rahe the..isiliye kisi aur ne nahi dekha..
Atif:- to fir mere paas ek aur idea hai.
Bebo:- kya?
Atif:- pahle batao ki kya tum sach me mera wo dekhna chahti ho ?
Wo fir khamosh ho gayi aur ek bar fir mujhe uski tez saanse sunayi de rahi thi..wo bhi garam ho gayi thi..
Atif:- kya hua ? Bolo na...kya tum sach me dekhna chahti ho ?
Bebo:- j...j..j..jiiiii...main dekhna chahti hun.
Atif:- to bas mujhe 5 mins do...main abhi washroom me jata hun aur tumhe uski pic send karta hun..(( usne sirf hmmm kaha)).
Fir maine call cut ki aur jaldi se bhagkar washroom me gaya..kuch pics click ki aur unme sabse badhya wali select ki aur thodi der bad main usko apne khade huye laude ki pic send kar deta hun...
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Fir use msg karta hun....
Atif:- btao kaisa hai...chhota sa hai na ye?.....
To be continued........