Update-123
Daksh aur Arjun bathe hue the college ke bahar tabhi ek ladka aaya
Sahil- hello sir
Daksh aur Arjun usko dekhne lagte hai jaise pahchane ki Koss kar rahe ho
Sahil- sir main first year
Same stream
Daksh- bolo
Sahil- sir vo kuch notes chahiye the
Daksh- ha batana kis chhij ke chahiye
Sahil- mujhe bola tha mere seniors ne ki aap jarur help karoge
Arjun- tu ye bata notes kis chhij ke chahiye
Sahil- thermo and em ke
Arjun- ye to final year me hoti hai
Sahil- nahi sir
First year me hoti hai
Daksh- hume to nahi padhai abhi tak bc
Sahil- sir first year me hi hoti hai
Aap bhul gaye honge
Arjun- ab tu bataega bc
Hume pata hai Hume abhi tak nahi padhai hai
Sahil- lekin humare to first year me hi hai
Daksh- Pagal ho gaye hai college wale bc
Hume abhi tak nahi padhaya aur tum logo ko first year me hi padha rahe hai
Daksh- nidhiiiiiiiii
Daksh udhar se hi chhilaya usse nidhi jate dikh gaye thi
Nidhi- hey
Daksh- hie
Arjun- Nidhi hume thermo and em nahi padhaya hai na abhi tak?
Nidhi- vo to first year me hi ho gaya
Daksh- bc
Hume kyu nahi pata fir?
Hum dono ke pass nahi hoga?
Nidhi- Arjun thermo me tumne top kiya tha
Arjun- nahi nahi meri yaadast bahut tej hai
Humne nahi padhi hai
Ek bhi class yaad nahi aa rahi
Nidhi- kyuki tum sote rahte the humesha
Daksh- mujhe bhi nahi yaad aa rahi?
Main to concentration se padhta tha
Nidhi Daksh ko ek look deti hai jaise ye bol rahi ho ki tumhe sunae de raha hai jo tum bol rahe ho?
Daksh- acha jane de
Notes hai tumhre pass?
Nidhi- tum fail hogaye the kya?
Daksh- wuhan me jake maregi tu
Nidhi- maine bas pucha
Tumhe kyu chahiye
Daksh- esko chahiye
Junior hai
Nidhi- oh okay
Main kal de dungi tumhe
Sahil- okay ma'am thanks
Arjun- main field pe ja raha hu
Aur Arjun vaha se uth ke chala gaya
Sayad sach me field pe jana tha ya fir kuch aur?
Nahi pata mujhe to
Nidhi- how you doing?
Daksh- mast
Nidhi uske side me bath jati hai aur pehle to ek tez chamaat maarti hai uski peth par
Lagi to nidhi ko hi usse lekin Daksh ne achi khasi acting ki
Daksh- dard hota hai
Nidhi- us din kya kar rahe the?
Daksh- kya kar raha tha?
Aur kis din?
Nidhi- jada acting karne ki jarurat nahi hai samjhe?
Daksh- kya baat kar rahi ho?
Mujhe kuch samjh me nahi aa raha
Nidhi- samjh me to tumhe sab aa raha hai bas hume bewkof samjhte ho
Daksh- tum ho gaye ho pagal
Pure din books me mat ghusi raha karo
Nidhi- bye
Aur uth ke jane lagi to Daksh ne uska hath pakad ke vapas batha liya
Nidhi uthne ki Kosis karti hai lekin Daksh vapas uske thighs par hath rakh leta deta hai aur Nidhi firse ek statue jaise hogaye thi
Daksh- kya kar raha tha main us din?
Nidhi kuch bol hi nahi pae
Uske saase tez hogaye thi aur chehra laal pad gaya tha
Daksh- bata na Kya kar raha tha main
Nidhi- Daksh please
Koe dekh lega
Daksh- main kya kar raha hu?
I'm just asking
Nidhi- stop it please
Bahut muskil se Nidhi bol paa rahi thi
Nidhi ne shorts hi pehan rakhe the to Daksh ne hath thoda niche kiya aur uske nange pairo par jaise hi rakha Nidhi ek jhatke me khadi hoke bhag gaye
Usne piche mud ke dekha tak nahi
Aisa lag raha tha aaj apne room se pehle vo nahi rukne wali
Daksh usse bhagte hue dekh hi raha tha ki bhai ka phone bajane laga
Daksh- ha bol
Rocky- bhai kuch pata to nahi chala lekin suspicious laga thoda
Daksh- tabhi to bola hai tujhe
Rocky- dad apne against hai
Ye apne dad se bahut pyaar karti hai
Daksh- mostly ladkiya apne baap se pyaar karti hai
Rocky- to fir mansi ma'am ko Mayank sir se pyaar kaise ho gaya?
Vo to unke dad ko dhamkane gaye the?
Daksh- dekha samjhdar hota ja raha hai tu
Aur kya pata chala?
Rocky- family me sirf do persons hi hai
Dad and daughter
Daksh- kon hai eska baap?
Rocky- businessman hai
Daksh- naam?
Rocky- ******
Utha lu bhai?
Daksh- bc ek hi kaam aata hai kya tujhe?
Rocky- sorry bhai
Daksh- najar rakh
Uske baap pe bhi aur uspar bhi
Kaha jati hai, kisse milti hai mujhe sab jankari chahiye except ki Mayank aur mansi ek room me kya karte hai
Rocky- Jee bhai
Mayank sir ko batana hai?
Daksh- kyu?
Uski shadi ho rahi hai jo usse batana hai?
Rocky- baad me koe problem na hojaye
Daksh- jitna bolu utna kiya kar
Nahi to uske sath to pata nahi lekin tere sath problem jarur ho jaegi
Rocky- sorry bhai
Main kaam pe lagta hu
Daksh- vo do families ka kya hua?
Rocky- kaam chal raha hai bhai
Daksh- bc gadho ki fauz paal rakhi hai maine
Ek kaam time pe nahi kar sakte chutiye
Aur fir Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Next day pata chalta hai ki college me annual function hai aur har baar ki tarah 3 years walo ko organise karana hai
Pawan- bhosdike ye final year wale kyu nahi karate be?
Hritik- kyuki unke pehle se hi lode lage rahte hai
Projects aur job me
Daksh- hum konse free hai bc
Arjun- Daksh tera naam aaega head me
Dekh lena tu
Daksh- keede pade bc tere muh me
Karan- vaise lag to aisa hi raha hai
Apne pure group ki bhi gand maari ja sakti hai
Pawan- maari ja kya sakti hai bc?
Maari ja chuki hai
Hritik- matlab?
Pawan- matlab list aa chuki hai
Daksh- mera naam mat lena
Gand tood dunga
Pawan- organiser head hai tu
Ja jake tod le kiski tod sakta hai
Daksh- bcccccc gand hi faad di madarchodne
Hritik- hum me se to aur nahi hai na?
Daksh- beta niklne to nahi dunga kisi ko bhi
Pawan- tu tension kyu le raha hai?
Sab hai
Daksh- fir thik hai
Karan- kaha lagi list bc?
Pawan- Maine apne sources se pata kiya hai
Arjun- chutiya bana raha hai fir ye
Pawan- mat maan
Daksh- beta agar mera naam hua to teri gand sabse pehle todunga
Pawan- tera to hai hi
Nahi Hua to tu jo bole vo main karunga
Arjun- lekin mid sem aa rahe hai yaar?
Daksh- aajkal exams bhi yaad rahne lag gaye tujhe?
Arjun- kal hi baat hue thi lodu
Daksh- ha vaise mid sem ke bich me kaise annual function kara sakte hai?
Pawan- vo tumhri problem college walo ki thodi hai
Karan- mujhe es chhodu pe kyu shak ho raha hai?
Daksh- ho to mujhe bhi raha hai
Lekin ye jhatu etna kuch nahi kar sakta
Pawan- beta kya kar sakta hu vo bhi bata dunga
Sabar karo
Karan- esko kuch karne ka bolenge ye maal fuk ke mar jaega bc
Daksh- kab hai function?
Arjun- mujhe Kya pata?
Daksh- agar kabhi main koe question puch raha hu to samjh jaya kar vo tere liye nahi hai jaise main samjh jata hu jab tu puchta hai
Arjun- sorry
Hritik- sale do hum attend kar chuke hai
Daksh- to
Pawan- most probably next month
Daksh- fir Abhi se kyu gand mara rahe ho?
Hritik- annual function hai bc
Gand faat jati hai kaam karte karte
Arjun- tujhe kya pata?
Hritik- volunteer kiya tha maine first year me
Daksh- are bc
Mujhe to pata bhi nahi tha
Karan- lekin next month se to mid sem hai na?
Daksh- bhai mujhe to loda kuch nahi pata
Kya chal raha hai
Arjun- mujhe bhi
Fir ye bakchodi karte hai thodi der aur class chale jate hai
Class ke baad Daksh lab chala jata hai aur apna kaam karta hai
Fir jab flat jake ko lab se bahar nikalta hai to bahar Sakshi mil jati hai
Sayad uska hi intezaar kar rahi thi
Daksh usse dekh ke
Daksh- soch samjh ke bolna chahiye taki baad me sorry na bolna pade
Sakshi- Maine to kuch bola hi nahi
Daksh- bolne to sorry hi aee ho na
Sakshi- main to side se gujar rahi thi
Daksh- gujar jao fir
Khadi kyu ho?
Sakshi- meri marji
Daksh- okay
Aur Daksh vaha se jane lagta hai
Sakshi ko laga Daksh usse bhav dega lekin yaha to ulta hi hogya
Sakshi- vovovo
Daksh- bol jaldi se
Sakshi-sorry
Daksh- good
Sakshi- it's okay bolna hota hai
Daksh- main to nahi bolta
Sakshi- vo mujhe gusse me kuch jada hi bol diya tha sayad aap us din kuch problem me the
Daksh- badi jaldi samjh me aagya tumhe?
Sakshi- I'm sorry na
Innocent face bana ke
Daksh- okay
Ab jao nahi to hostel me entry nahi milegi
Sakshi- beer?
Meri taraf se?
Daksh- mere jaiso ke sath beer peene ka matlab samjhti ho na tum?
Sakshi ka dialogue Sakshi par hi maar diya
Sakshi- ha
I will take the risk
Daksh- lekin mere pass waqt nahi hai
Bahut kaam karne hai
Sakshi- mere pass beer hai
Lake pe peete hai
Half hour lagega bas
Daksh- aur?
Sakshi- aur kya?
Daksh- peena hai aur?
Sakshi- aur kuch nahi
Daksh- fir main nahi ja raha
Sakshi- kyu etna attitude dikha rahe ho?
Sorry bhi bol diya ab to
Daksh- ek kiss degi to bata
Sakshi- nahi
Daksh- to fir tumhre hostel ka rasta tumhe pata hi hai
Sakshi- sir I'm sorry na
Agar aaj aap nahi chale to mujhe lagega ki aap abhi tak naraj ho
Daksh- esme main kya kar sakta hu?
Tumhe jo lage vo tumhri problem
Sakshi- please
Ab Daksh ko laga ki bahut hogya hai
Ek na ek din to ye bistar tak bhi aa hi jaegi to fir tayar hogya
Fir dono ne lake pe beer pee aur uske baad Sakshi hostel chali gaye aur Daksh flat.....
Daksh aur Arjun bathe hue the college ke bahar tabhi ek ladka aaya
Sahil- hello sir
Daksh aur Arjun usko dekhne lagte hai jaise pahchane ki Koss kar rahe ho
Sahil- sir main first year
Same stream
Daksh- bolo
Sahil- sir vo kuch notes chahiye the
Daksh- ha batana kis chhij ke chahiye
Sahil- mujhe bola tha mere seniors ne ki aap jarur help karoge
Arjun- tu ye bata notes kis chhij ke chahiye
Sahil- thermo and em ke
Arjun- ye to final year me hoti hai
Sahil- nahi sir
First year me hoti hai
Daksh- hume to nahi padhai abhi tak bc
Sahil- sir first year me hi hoti hai
Aap bhul gaye honge
Arjun- ab tu bataega bc
Hume pata hai Hume abhi tak nahi padhai hai
Sahil- lekin humare to first year me hi hai
Daksh- Pagal ho gaye hai college wale bc
Hume abhi tak nahi padhaya aur tum logo ko first year me hi padha rahe hai
Daksh- nidhiiiiiiiii
Daksh udhar se hi chhilaya usse nidhi jate dikh gaye thi
Nidhi- hey
Daksh- hie
Arjun- Nidhi hume thermo and em nahi padhaya hai na abhi tak?
Nidhi- vo to first year me hi ho gaya
Daksh- bc
Hume kyu nahi pata fir?
Hum dono ke pass nahi hoga?
Nidhi- Arjun thermo me tumne top kiya tha
Arjun- nahi nahi meri yaadast bahut tej hai
Humne nahi padhi hai
Ek bhi class yaad nahi aa rahi
Nidhi- kyuki tum sote rahte the humesha
Daksh- mujhe bhi nahi yaad aa rahi?
Main to concentration se padhta tha
Nidhi Daksh ko ek look deti hai jaise ye bol rahi ho ki tumhe sunae de raha hai jo tum bol rahe ho?
Daksh- acha jane de
Notes hai tumhre pass?
Nidhi- tum fail hogaye the kya?
Daksh- wuhan me jake maregi tu
Nidhi- maine bas pucha
Tumhe kyu chahiye
Daksh- esko chahiye
Junior hai
Nidhi- oh okay
Main kal de dungi tumhe
Sahil- okay ma'am thanks
Arjun- main field pe ja raha hu
Aur Arjun vaha se uth ke chala gaya
Sayad sach me field pe jana tha ya fir kuch aur?
Nahi pata mujhe to
Nidhi- how you doing?
Daksh- mast
Nidhi uske side me bath jati hai aur pehle to ek tez chamaat maarti hai uski peth par
Lagi to nidhi ko hi usse lekin Daksh ne achi khasi acting ki
Daksh- dard hota hai
Nidhi- us din kya kar rahe the?
Daksh- kya kar raha tha?
Aur kis din?
Nidhi- jada acting karne ki jarurat nahi hai samjhe?
Daksh- kya baat kar rahi ho?
Mujhe kuch samjh me nahi aa raha
Nidhi- samjh me to tumhe sab aa raha hai bas hume bewkof samjhte ho
Daksh- tum ho gaye ho pagal
Pure din books me mat ghusi raha karo
Nidhi- bye
Aur uth ke jane lagi to Daksh ne uska hath pakad ke vapas batha liya
Nidhi uthne ki Kosis karti hai lekin Daksh vapas uske thighs par hath rakh leta deta hai aur Nidhi firse ek statue jaise hogaye thi
Daksh- kya kar raha tha main us din?
Nidhi kuch bol hi nahi pae
Uske saase tez hogaye thi aur chehra laal pad gaya tha
Daksh- bata na Kya kar raha tha main
Nidhi- Daksh please
Koe dekh lega
Daksh- main kya kar raha hu?
I'm just asking
Nidhi- stop it please
Bahut muskil se Nidhi bol paa rahi thi
Nidhi ne shorts hi pehan rakhe the to Daksh ne hath thoda niche kiya aur uske nange pairo par jaise hi rakha Nidhi ek jhatke me khadi hoke bhag gaye
Usne piche mud ke dekha tak nahi
Aisa lag raha tha aaj apne room se pehle vo nahi rukne wali
Daksh usse bhagte hue dekh hi raha tha ki bhai ka phone bajane laga
Daksh- ha bol
Rocky- bhai kuch pata to nahi chala lekin suspicious laga thoda
Daksh- tabhi to bola hai tujhe
Rocky- dad apne against hai
Ye apne dad se bahut pyaar karti hai
Daksh- mostly ladkiya apne baap se pyaar karti hai
Rocky- to fir mansi ma'am ko Mayank sir se pyaar kaise ho gaya?
Vo to unke dad ko dhamkane gaye the?
Daksh- dekha samjhdar hota ja raha hai tu
Aur kya pata chala?
Rocky- family me sirf do persons hi hai
Dad and daughter
Daksh- kon hai eska baap?
Rocky- businessman hai
Daksh- naam?
Rocky- ******
Utha lu bhai?
Daksh- bc ek hi kaam aata hai kya tujhe?
Rocky- sorry bhai
Daksh- najar rakh
Uske baap pe bhi aur uspar bhi
Kaha jati hai, kisse milti hai mujhe sab jankari chahiye except ki Mayank aur mansi ek room me kya karte hai
Rocky- Jee bhai
Mayank sir ko batana hai?
Daksh- kyu?
Uski shadi ho rahi hai jo usse batana hai?
Rocky- baad me koe problem na hojaye
Daksh- jitna bolu utna kiya kar
Nahi to uske sath to pata nahi lekin tere sath problem jarur ho jaegi
Rocky- sorry bhai
Main kaam pe lagta hu
Daksh- vo do families ka kya hua?
Rocky- kaam chal raha hai bhai
Daksh- bc gadho ki fauz paal rakhi hai maine
Ek kaam time pe nahi kar sakte chutiye
Aur fir Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Next day pata chalta hai ki college me annual function hai aur har baar ki tarah 3 years walo ko organise karana hai
Pawan- bhosdike ye final year wale kyu nahi karate be?
Hritik- kyuki unke pehle se hi lode lage rahte hai
Projects aur job me
Daksh- hum konse free hai bc
Arjun- Daksh tera naam aaega head me
Dekh lena tu
Daksh- keede pade bc tere muh me
Karan- vaise lag to aisa hi raha hai
Apne pure group ki bhi gand maari ja sakti hai
Pawan- maari ja kya sakti hai bc?
Maari ja chuki hai
Hritik- matlab?
Pawan- matlab list aa chuki hai
Daksh- mera naam mat lena
Gand tood dunga
Pawan- organiser head hai tu
Ja jake tod le kiski tod sakta hai
Daksh- bcccccc gand hi faad di madarchodne
Hritik- hum me se to aur nahi hai na?
Daksh- beta niklne to nahi dunga kisi ko bhi
Pawan- tu tension kyu le raha hai?
Sab hai
Daksh- fir thik hai
Karan- kaha lagi list bc?
Pawan- Maine apne sources se pata kiya hai
Arjun- chutiya bana raha hai fir ye
Pawan- mat maan
Daksh- beta agar mera naam hua to teri gand sabse pehle todunga
Pawan- tera to hai hi
Nahi Hua to tu jo bole vo main karunga
Arjun- lekin mid sem aa rahe hai yaar?
Daksh- aajkal exams bhi yaad rahne lag gaye tujhe?
Arjun- kal hi baat hue thi lodu
Daksh- ha vaise mid sem ke bich me kaise annual function kara sakte hai?
Pawan- vo tumhri problem college walo ki thodi hai
Karan- mujhe es chhodu pe kyu shak ho raha hai?
Daksh- ho to mujhe bhi raha hai
Lekin ye jhatu etna kuch nahi kar sakta
Pawan- beta kya kar sakta hu vo bhi bata dunga
Sabar karo
Karan- esko kuch karne ka bolenge ye maal fuk ke mar jaega bc
Daksh- kab hai function?
Arjun- mujhe Kya pata?
Daksh- agar kabhi main koe question puch raha hu to samjh jaya kar vo tere liye nahi hai jaise main samjh jata hu jab tu puchta hai
Arjun- sorry
Hritik- sale do hum attend kar chuke hai
Daksh- to
Pawan- most probably next month
Daksh- fir Abhi se kyu gand mara rahe ho?
Hritik- annual function hai bc
Gand faat jati hai kaam karte karte
Arjun- tujhe kya pata?
Hritik- volunteer kiya tha maine first year me
Daksh- are bc
Mujhe to pata bhi nahi tha
Karan- lekin next month se to mid sem hai na?
Daksh- bhai mujhe to loda kuch nahi pata
Kya chal raha hai
Arjun- mujhe bhi
Fir ye bakchodi karte hai thodi der aur class chale jate hai
Class ke baad Daksh lab chala jata hai aur apna kaam karta hai
Fir jab flat jake ko lab se bahar nikalta hai to bahar Sakshi mil jati hai
Sayad uska hi intezaar kar rahi thi
Daksh usse dekh ke
Daksh- soch samjh ke bolna chahiye taki baad me sorry na bolna pade
Sakshi- Maine to kuch bola hi nahi
Daksh- bolne to sorry hi aee ho na
Sakshi- main to side se gujar rahi thi
Daksh- gujar jao fir
Khadi kyu ho?
Sakshi- meri marji
Daksh- okay
Aur Daksh vaha se jane lagta hai
Sakshi ko laga Daksh usse bhav dega lekin yaha to ulta hi hogya
Sakshi- vovovo
Daksh- bol jaldi se
Sakshi-sorry
Daksh- good
Sakshi- it's okay bolna hota hai
Daksh- main to nahi bolta
Sakshi- vo mujhe gusse me kuch jada hi bol diya tha sayad aap us din kuch problem me the
Daksh- badi jaldi samjh me aagya tumhe?
Sakshi- I'm sorry na
Innocent face bana ke
Daksh- okay
Ab jao nahi to hostel me entry nahi milegi
Sakshi- beer?
Meri taraf se?
Daksh- mere jaiso ke sath beer peene ka matlab samjhti ho na tum?
Sakshi ka dialogue Sakshi par hi maar diya
Sakshi- ha
I will take the risk
Daksh- lekin mere pass waqt nahi hai
Bahut kaam karne hai
Sakshi- mere pass beer hai
Lake pe peete hai
Half hour lagega bas
Daksh- aur?
Sakshi- aur kya?
Daksh- peena hai aur?
Sakshi- aur kuch nahi
Daksh- fir main nahi ja raha
Sakshi- kyu etna attitude dikha rahe ho?
Sorry bhi bol diya ab to
Daksh- ek kiss degi to bata
Sakshi- nahi
Daksh- to fir tumhre hostel ka rasta tumhe pata hi hai
Sakshi- sir I'm sorry na
Agar aaj aap nahi chale to mujhe lagega ki aap abhi tak naraj ho
Daksh- esme main kya kar sakta hu?
Tumhe jo lage vo tumhri problem
Sakshi- please
Ab Daksh ko laga ki bahut hogya hai
Ek na ek din to ye bistar tak bhi aa hi jaegi to fir tayar hogya
Fir dono ne lake pe beer pee aur uske baad Sakshi hostel chali gaye aur Daksh flat.....