Adultery Life of an engineer~Lone survivor~(completed)

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Update-11

Daksh aur baki sab class me bathe hue the aur teacher biology padha rahe the
Non engineers ko bata du ki engineering ke first year me sab padhaya jata hai

Karan- esse puch na ki masturbation ke kya kya nuksaan hai
Pawan- lund fir sirf mutne ke liye bach jata hai
Vaise tere sath to ho chuka hai na ye

Karan- bakchodi mat kar
Main to majje lene ke liye puch raha tha
Arjun- puri Dunia me yehi majje lene ke liye mili tujhe

Karan- biology padha rahi hai
Upar se female teacher hai
Kyu na thodi bakchodi karle
Hritik- teacher maa samaan hoti hai

Karan- chhup lavde
Karan teacher se
Mam what is the harmful effect of masturbation?
Puri class ke bich me chalaya
Ek second ke liye to Maam bhi shocked ho Gaye ki ye kon chutiya aa gaya hai lekin fir normal hoke

Teacher- there aren't much effects on your body specifically when you do it in a limit
But excess of everything is harmful
So in that case weakness, weak eyesight, low sperm count and problems like that will occur

Karan- Maam what is the solution of this problem?
Teacher- it's so simple dear
Don't masturabate
Aur ye sunte hi sab jor jor se hasne lage

Daksh- katva liya
Shanti se batha to jata nahi tere se
Hritik- esko aadat ho gaye hai
Jane de

Karan- are vo Maam sabke samne bolna nahi chahti thi
Nahi to pyaar to udhar bhi utna hi hai
Hritik- ha Bhai bilkul jada hai
Aur etna ki sala bahe ja raha hai
Baklund bc

Arjun- serious relationship chahiye yaar ab to
Daksh- lund lele na yaar ab to

Pawan- gand dedena yaar ab to
Karan kuch bolne hi wala tha ki arjun

Arjun- tune muh khola to kuch bol nahi paega
Ab samjh hi ja ki kya ho sakta hai tere sath
Daksh- baate hi aisi kar raha hai
Serious relationship chahiye lode ko

Arjun- beta ab umar ho gaye hai
Ghar wale kisi namune se shadi karaye esse acha hai khud apni pasand se dekh lo
Pawan- madarchod first year me hai
Final me hote to fir bhi soch lete

Arjun- lode tere se to final me bhi kuch nahi hona
Jindagi maal me hi gujar dega tu
Pawan- dono maal es maal ke pass hongi
Tu bas waqt aane de
Suna nahi hai kya
Apna time aaega

Daksh- Bc aaj Kal har aandu gandu
Sale apna time aaega leke gum rahe hai
Are behanchod tumhra time aagaya nikalo aur badiya sa time dekh ke mar jao behanchod

Hritik- Bhai mujhe pyaar hogya
Daksh ne aise react Kiya jaise ja madarchod Maa chuda

Karan- mere lund se?
Hritik- tere to chut thi
Kal hi to seal todi thi teri
Ohh kal gand marava le tune

Pawan- bakchodi hogi to bataega ki Bc ye hai kon
Arjun- loda kuch nahi hai
Har roj pyaar hota hai aisa mujhe

Teacher- get the hell out of my class
Teacher bahut jor se chilaya aur tab jake enko yaad aaya ki behanchod ye etne der se class me raita faila rahe the

Sab bina kuch bole ek ek karke nikalne lage aur college se bahar aake apni thadi par bath gaye

Hritik- Bhai sach me bahut jada pyaar hogya
Arjun- aage bhokega

Hritik- kal park me mili thi
Bahut cute thi behanchod
Daksh aur Arjun ek sath
Konse park behanchod

Pawan- chhod en madarchodo ko ye bhi nahi pata hoga park kaha hai
Baklundi karenge
Tu mere se bata
Hritik- Bhai main vaha gum raha tha to vo bahut der se check out kar rahi thi

Karan- tujhe??????
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
Lund jaisi teri sakal hai tujhe checkout kar rahi thi

Hritik- beta muh kamod jaisa ho to baatein tatti jaisi kare ye jaruri nahi hai

Kiran- excuse me Daksh
Ek pyaari si awaz aae jiski vajah se sabka dhayan awaz ki taraf khicha chala gaya

Daksh- ha bolo
Ab sab Daksh ko dekhne lage

Aur jaise hi Daksh ne sentence khatam kiya sab Kiran ki taraf ho liye

Kiran- do minutes baat karni thi
AKELE ME
Sare ke sare kamino ne Daksh ko pakad liya jaise jo bhi baat hogi yahi hogi nahi to kahi nahi hogi

Daksh- edar hi bol do
Vaha ka mahool dekh ke Daksh bola
Jisse Kiran thodi puzzled ho gaye kyuki vo etne kamino ke samne pehle hi bol ke fas chuki thi, agar aur jada kuch bolti to scene create hojata

Kiran- kya tum mujhe mathematics padha doge
Maine suna hai tumhra maths bahut acha hai
Thodi hichkichate hue boli
Daksh- ha ha bilkul
Jab tumhra man kare

Kiran- aaj shayam ko library?
Daksh- ha okay

Kiran- thank you
Aur kiran muskurate hue chali gaye

Arjun- behanchod agar tune eski gand nahi mari na to vahi par apni dosti khatam ho jaegi
Hritik- aur eski chhikhe gunjani chahiye
Jaise us din eski aawaz chhikh rahi thi

Daksh- behanchod ek baat ko etna bada karna jaruri hai kya
Arjun- Mc Dost important hai ya chori

Daksh- sun lund ke bache
Dost important the aur Dost important rahenge
Lekin main kisi ki feelings ke sath nahi khelunga
Agar usse manjur hua to thik otherwise I don't give a fuck

Pawan- maine pehle hi kaha tha ye madarchod hai
Hritik- bhosdike sahi to bol raha hai ye

Arjun- ohh sorry
Ha tu continue kar
Behanchod apni taraf dhayan khichne ke liye kuch bhi bol raha hai

Hritik- kya baat karu usse kal
Ye bata do
Pawan- etni badi hogae
Bayah nahi hua hai tumhra

Hritik- ha aur Manoj Bhai ki tarah najaro hi najaro me chhod du usse na
Arjun- are ye to chutiya hai hi
Main batata hu

Usko bolna ki meri cow gum gaye hai kya tum mujhe dood pila sakti ho
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha

Hritik- Mc kutto sabko majak sujh raha hai
Daksh- naam kya hai?

Hritik- pata nahi
Daksh- konsi stream ki hai?
Hritik- pata nahi

Daksh- kya pata hai
Hritik- kuch nahi

Karan- to bahar guard se jake ek baar gand mara le vo bata dega
Hritik- bata dega vo?

Karan- chhup madarchod
Hritik- kya karu yaar
Sach me pyaar hogya hai

Daksh- kya mujhe leke chaliyo
Main karata hu teri setting
Hritik- mujhe maaf kardo bhai
Tu bc chod ke bhag jaega

Daksh- etna hi trust hai mujh par
Arjun- tere se jada trust to main bc apni ex par karta hu

Daksh- kisi ne pucha kya mc tere se
Pawan- are es lund ke bache ko gand marane ki adaat ho gaye hai

Hritik- mujhe maaf kardo
Bc galat bando se puch liya maine
Karan- main sahi advice deta hu tujhe
Kal uske pass jana aur bolna
I'm noticing you for a while now
And I don't why but my heart wanted is you and just you

Pawan- heart nahi Bhai lund
Eske lund ko chahiye vo
Hritik- Maa chudao
Main ja raha hu class

Daksh- konsi class?
Hritik- next class me

Arjun- aaj to aur classes hi nahi hai
Pawan- beta vo kya hai na ki tu chutiya hai
Aur tujhe kuch pata to hota nahi hai
To apna muh band rakha kar

Daksh- aur classes hai aaj apni?
Daksh surprisingly puchta hai
Pawan- tum dono ke liye nahi hai
Humare liye to hai
Chal Hritik

Daksh- tu ja raha hai kya(arjun se)
Arjun- kya fayda
Bahar hi nikalna hai to

Daksh- badiya to en chutiyo ko jane de
Hritik Arjun se
Es gandu ki baat me mat aa
Ye chutiyapa karke attendance aur chut dono le lega
Aur tu lund hilata rah jaega

Arjun- agar class me chalta hu to kya tu hilaega mera?
Hritik- fuck off
Aur fir baki sab class chale jate hai

Bach jate hai Daksh aur arjun

Arjun- match kab hai apna
Daksh- es Thursday ko

Arjun- Thursday aaj hai
Daksh- to aaj hoga

Arjun- tu thik hai?
Daksh- hmm
Vo bas etna hi bola kyuki use pata tha Arjun ko sab pata hai

Arjun- kya plans hai aage ka
Daksh- kuch plans nahi hai bhai
Ek exam khatam hue hai aur dusre aane wale hai bc
Bas uske bare me hi soch raha tha

Arjun- baat kyu nahi kar leta Ek baar tu
Daksh- aur kya bolu usse
Ha ki Bc tune aisa kyu kiya mere sath?
Ya fir jab dhokha hi dena tha to pyaar ka nataak kyu kiya
Tu bata Bhai kya baat karu

Arjun- Nasha bhi to solution nahi hai na bhai
Daksh- Nasha to pehle bhi karta tha
It's not because of her

Arjun- etna nahi karta tha jitna abhi kar raha hai
Aur tere aur Simran ka kya scene hai?
Daksh- kuch scene nahi hai

Arjun- still you are fucking her
Daksh- needs bhai
Bas aur kuch nahi hai

Arjun- Bhai teri life hai tu dekh le
Main bas etna bol raha hu ki gusse me kabhi vo mat kar dena jisse baad me pachtana pade
Daksh- vo vapas nahi aaegi
Ye mujhe ussi din pata chal gaya tha
To matlab main nahi pachtaunga

Arjun- daru peega
Daksh- match hai lund aaj

Arjun- match ke baad?
Daksh- vo match ke baad dekhenge

Arjun- kiran se nahi milne jana?
Daksh- uske bhi tagdi hi khujli chal rahi hai

Arjun- Koe na meeta dena
And I'm seeing someone
Daksh- cs ki hai
Pata hai mujhe

Arjun- tere ko kisne bataya mc
Daksh- yaha ka main hi ek matar bhagwan hu
Mujhe sab pata rahta hai

Arjun- ha ha ha baklund
Chal aaja practice par chalte hai
Daksh- tu ja
Mujhe library padhne jana hai

Arjun- practically samjhna usse
Daksh- hahahaha
Bhag behanchod
Fir dono haste hue chale jate hai.....

 

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Update-12

In library

Daksh- to batao kya padhna hai tumhe?
Kiran jo bechari baat kuch karne aae thi aur kaha fas gaye
Usne naam bhi to maths ka liya tha jo uska bilkul gol tha

Daksh- kya hua?
Padhna hai to batao nahi to main ja raha hu mera match hai aaj
Kiran- konsa match

Daksh- football ka
Kiran- tum football team me ho?

Daksh- ha
Ab bata do
Kiran- mujhe tumhe kuch yaad dilana tha

Daksh- kya?
Kiran- yehi ki tum mujhe movie par lejane wale the

Daksh- acha??
Surprisingly
Kiran- tumne hi kaha tha ki exam ke baad chalenge
Main aur tum

Daksh- lekin tumne to mana kar diya tha
Kiran- Maine kab mana kiya
Maine to ye bola tha ki next week chalenge

Daksh- dekho main ek baat clear kar deta hu
Agar movie ke alava koe scene hai to apne dimag se nikal do
Mere me kisi ke liye koe feeling nahi bachi hai
Main no strings attached wala scene follow kar raha hu

Kiran thoda chhokte hue
Lekin maine to aisa kuch bola hi nahi
Daksh- tumhre bolne se pehle main clear kar raha hu
Mujhe aur bhasad nahi chahiye jindagi me

Kiran- nahi chalna to sidhe bol do
Baatein kyu guma rahe ho
Daksh- main sirf tumhe bata raha hu

Kiran ka to bechari ka pura mood off ho chuka tha

Lekin Daksh ko esse kuch fark nahi pada

Daksh- aur vaise bhi na tum bachi ho aur na main nasamjh ke kuch samjhu na
You deserve better
Kiran- Daksh maine aisa kuch nahi socha tha
Rone jaisi aawaz me boli

Daksh- oohh fir to bahut achi baat hai
Kiran- mera koe Dost nahi hai
Mujhe laga sayad hum Dost ban sakte hai
Maine sirf esliye tumhe bola tha

Daksh- tum meri dost matlab tum Arjun ki dost??
Thoda muskuratte hue mahool ko halka karne ke liye bola
Kiran- mujhe vo bilkul pasand nahi hai

Daksh- fir to tum hum dono ke bich me diwar ban javogi
Kiran- aisa kuch nahi hai

Daksh- main hi kyu??
Mere se to college ka har ladka acha hoga aur maybe tumhre type ka bhi hoga
Kiran- tum funny ho aur dosto ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte ho

Daksh- ye funny wali baat ko complement lu ya bejjati
Kiran- jo tumhe thik lage

Tabhi Daksh ka phone bajane lagta hai
Daksh- sorry
Aur phone attend karta hai

Arjun- aaj hi chhod dega kya usse
Aaja jaldi planning karni hai
Daksh- sab aagaye?

Arjun- thik hai
Aata hu

Daksh- sorry mujhe jana padega
Aur apna beg leke bina kiran ki taraf dekhe chala jata hai
Lekin ek second baad hi vapas aata hai

Daksh- aaj nahi Kal chalte hai movie par
Main apni promise nahi todta
Aur vaha se chala jata hai


Ground par

Pawan sabko bata raha tha ki kya kya karna hai aur thodi der baad match bhi suru ho jata hai

Ye intercollege tournament tha jiska aaj first match tha

Half time tak score zero zero rahta hai

Aur aage bhi aisa hi chalta hai

Dono team bahut tagda game khel rahi thi ki opposite team ke ek bande ne Daksh ke pairo par bahut jor se laat mari jisse Daksh jamin par ghastita hua door gira

Ye jaise hi hua Daksh ka ek hath toot chuka tha aur uske sir aur hath se khoon nikalne lag gaye the

Aur essi ke sath Hritik aur us bande ko dono ko red card mil gaya

Usko to Daksh ko galat tackle ke liye aur Hritik ko uske thapad marne ke vajah se

Daksh aur Hritik dono ground se bahar aagaye jaha se coach ne Daksh ko to hospital bej diya aur Hritik ki class laga di

In the end match draw ho gaya

Match khatam hone ke baad sab hospital pahuch gaye

Jaha Daksh ke hath par plaster aur sir par bandage lagi hue thi

Arjun- bc kismat hi kharab hai
Na match jeete aur na ye sala mara
Pawan- ha bc eske marne ke ladoo bhi postponed ho gaye

Karan- abhi bata deta hu teri tehri par mujhe rasgule chahiye
Daksh- ha ha bc thik hai
Lekin etni aasani se nahi marne wala main

Hritik- essi baat ka to dukh hai
Daksh- bosdike tu chhup raha
11 ki team 10 bana ke aagaya

Hritik- humare Bhai ke sath koe aisa kare aur hum chhup bathe rahe to lanat hai aisi dosti ka

Pawan- ha ha Bhai Hume bhi lanat hai tujhpar
Chal ab(daksh se) yahi basne ka irada hai kya
Karan- nurse ya doctor kaisi hai

Arjun- tere bhosde jaisi
Karan- chalo re yaha se
Bc sabko bakchodi hi karni hoti hai

Pawan- to kya scene aajka
Daksh- vo maine suna test ka result aagaya

Arjun- ha Bhai maine bhi suna hai
Daksh- kisi ne kuch shart lagagae thi

Pawan- Bc cheating ki hai tum dono ne
Daksh- ye to fact hai
Lekin humari bet me cheating ke bare me kuch bataya nahi gaya tha

Arjun- are Daksh tension mat le
Aaj ki party Bhai ki taraf se
Pawan- loda lelo mera
Bhai cheating karke number jada laye ho

Karan- main to pehle hi bolta tha dogla hai ye sala
Kabhi apni baat par nahi tikta

Pawan- ro mat bc
Bata konsi daru chahiye
Hritik- blue label

Pawan- tere baap ne bhi Kabhi dekhi hai blue lable
Aur bc Aaj tu kuch mat bol

Arjun- jo tera man kare vo lea
Hum bahut bade dil wale hai ussi me maan jaenge

Pawan- thik hai
Abhi yaha se chale?
Karan- bc roka kisne hai
Tu bhi pakka raha hai

Fir sab vaha se hostel chale jate hai

Daksh ko sayad pain killer wale injection lagaye the esliye vo jaldi hi so gaya aur baki sab bakchodi karne lag gaye

Lagbhag 9 baje Daksh ka phone bajane laga
Ek baar disconnect hue fir dusri baar aur uske baad tisri baar kyuki Daksh tagdi nind me tha esliye usne attend hi nahi kiya

10 baje ke aas pass arjun usse uthane aaya kyuki daru aa chuki thi

Daksh ne apna phone dekha, miss call bhi dekhi lekin ignore kar diya ki agar kisi ko koe kaam hoga to dobara call karega main kyu karu

Uske baad sare bakchod Ek jagah aa chuke the aur fir silsila chal pada

Daksh- abe use ladki ka kya hua(hritik) se
Hritik- konsi?

Daksh- park wali baat karne wala tha na tu
Hritik- aae hi nahi vo aaj

Pawan- are re re re
Koe baat na bhai, aise rote thodi hai
Usko koe aur mil gaya hoga
Arjun- bc kaisa Dost hai tu
Gand maar raha hai bechare ki
Hritik tu tension mat le
Main tere sath hu bas Ek baar mujhe dilani padegi

Hritik- madarchod
Sach me pyaar ho gaya mujhe usse
Pawan- ab main kya karunga
Mujhe Gand kon dega

Hritik- tum logo se to bc baat karna hi bura hai

Arjun- Daksh tera kya hua
Pawan- eska kya?

Arjun- library date par gaya tha ye aaj
Hritik- bc uski ki buri najar lagi hai tujhe

Arjun- hua kuch ya uhi time pass karke aaya hai
Daksh- jiske tere jaise Dost ho uska kuch ho sakta hai kya

Arjun- na
Ab bata
Daksh- abe vo notes mangne nahi gaya tha exam ke liye
Tab bc maine to uhi movie ka bol diya
Vo bc serious ho gaye

Pawan- hahahahahahahah
Ja Ja uske sath movie date par
Daksh- jana hi padega bc

Arjun- bahut bade hai uske
Andhere me daba dena
Daksh- sabko apne jaisa samjha hai kya

Arjun- beta main to etni bhasad hi nahi palta
Daksh- koe baat nahi
Main Simran ke daba lunga
Arjun ko jalane ke liye bola

Arjun- beta din chal raha hai tera bol le
Daksh- loda chal raha hai
Bc na match jeete aur hath toota vo alag

Aise hi ye log kafi der tak bakchodi karte hai aur jab sarab khatam ho jati hai to apne apne room me chale jate hai

Daksh room me aake sochne laga ki bc sou kaise
Hath ki to maa chudi padi thi aur sir ki bhi

Tabhi uska phone dobara bajane laga

Daksh- hello
Samne se koe awaz nahi aae

Daksh- hello
Fir se koe aawaz nahi aae

Daksh- hello hello hello hello
****** I'm sorry..........

 

[zokey]

Update-13

Kisi ne bahut sahi kaha hai ki aapke ex ka ek message aapke mahine ki move on karne ki kosis par mut sakta hai

Vahi abhi Daksh ke sath hua

Poonam- I'm sorry
Uski roti hue awaz aae

Daksh kuch nahi bola kyuki use bechare ko kuch samjh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki vo bole kya
Na to usne ye expect kiya tha aur na hi vo phone kaat sakta tha

Jab Daksh ki taraf se koe jawab nahi aaya tab

Poonam- please ek baar meri baat sun lo uske baad jo saja deni hai vo de dena , mujhe sab manjur hai

Daksh abhi bhi kuch nahi bola
Uska sara nasha utar chuka tha aur dil me gusse aur Dard ke milejul bhav aa rahe the

Poonam- ye sab ek dam se hogya aur mujhe aapko batane ka bilkul bhi time nahi mila
Aapko pata hai na mere dad ke bare me
Unhone mujhe force kiya tha
Fir bhaiya aur bhabhi ko bhi ladka kafi pasand aa gaya to vo bhi bolne lag gaye

Mujhe kuch samjh me nahi aa raha tha
Main kisi ko dukhi nahi dekhna chahti thi khaskar apne bhaiya ko jo etna pyaar karte hai mujhse
Unhone aajtak meri sari jid ko Pura kiya
Kabhi mujhe kisi chhiz ki kami nahi hone di
Aap batao main unko kya bolti?

Papaji to marne ki bolne lag gaye the
Main majbur thi DAKSH

Ye pehli baar tha jab usne Daksh ko uske naam se bulaya tha

Daksh- tum kisi ko dukh nahi dena nahi chahti thi?
Daksh ko vo line kahi chhub si gae thi

Poonam- mera vo matlab nahi tha
Daksh- main samjh gaya tumhra kya matlab tha

Poonam kuch nahi boli

Daksh- ab kyu phone kiya?
Shadi cancel hogae kya?
Poonam- nahi
January me hai

Daksh- then?
Poonam- kya hum Dost nahi ban sakte?

Daksh- nahi
Poonam- etni badi saja mat do mujhe
Main majbur thi

Daksh- main samjh sakta hu
Lekin agar main tumhre sath aisi situation me raha to tumhra to pata nahi lekin main vahi pahuch jaunga jaha se tumne mujhe nikala tha

Fir ek second ruk ke

Vaise tumne nikala tha aur ab tumhre vajah se vapas vahi chala jaunga to apna hisab barabar ho jaega na

Poonam- please........
Daksh- hum bahut waqt tha sath the sweetheart aur main bahut achi tarah samjh raha hu ki tumne call kyu kiya hai
Bas kuch chhije hai jo batani hai

Agar jindagi me Kabhi koe bhi problem ho to tumhe pata hai main kaha milunga

Dusri meri taraf se befikar ho jao, main kuch nahi karunga

Tesri
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Jis naam se tum mujhe pukarti thi na vo naam please kisi aur ko dena mat

Aur jaise hi Daksh ne ye bola vaha shanta sa chha gaya aur dono taraf se asshon ki barish hone lagi

Daksh- I wish you all the happiness
And congratulations...
Ye bol ke Daksh ne phone kaat diya

Uska mood to pura off ho chuka tha aur bc nasha bhi khatam ho gaya tha

Fir kuch soch ke chauhan ko phone kar diya

Chauhan- mujhe laga tu mar gaya hai
Etne dino se na phone na message
Chauhan phone uthate hi bola

Daksh- daru padi hai?
Chauhan- nahi bhi padi hogi to tere liye jugad karva dunga

Daksh- leke terrace par aaja
Akele
Chauhan- madarchood mujhe marne ka plan to nahi hai

Daksh- dimag ki maa chudi padi hai
Aur kharab mat kar
Chauhan- gussa kyu kar raha hai
Tu pahuch main aaya

Aur phone kat gaya

Thodi der me chauhan aur Daksh terrace par pahuch chuke the

Chauhan- ye tere hath ko kya hua?
Daksh- kuch nahi bas match me lag gaye the

Chauhan- kisne kiya?
Daksh- chhod peg bana

Chauhan- tu ye bata kisne kiya
Tera ek hath tuta hai us madarchood ke pure sarir ko tood dunga
Daksh bas chauhan ko ek look deta hai jisse samjh jata hai ki Daksh ka mood aaj bahut kharab hai
Aur chhup chhap do peg banata hai

Chauhan- to bata kya hua?
Daksh ko peg dete hue
Daksh- meri kismat hi bc gadhe ke lund se likhi gae hai

Chauhan- vaise gadhe ka lund hota bahut bada hai
Daksh- to gand mara le usse bc

Chauhan haste hue
Chhod vo baad me dekhunga
Tu apna bata
Aisi lund jaisi sakal kyu bana rakhi hai jab tujhe pata hai ki main sath khada hu

Daksh- lambi story hai
Chauhan- apne paas puri raat hai

Daksh usse bilkul short me sab batata hai
Chauhan- ye kaha se long story thi bc

Daksh- bakchodi mat kar
Chauhan- dekh Bhai sach baat batata hu
Aisi situation me kisi ko nahi pata ki kon galat tha
Obviously tu nahi tha lekin uski bhi majburi ho sakti hai koe

Daksh- to bc mujhe bata to sakti thi
Daksh gusse me bola
Chauhan- puri baat sunle gandu

Daksh chhup hogya aur chauhan bolne laga

Chauhan- dekh usne nahi bataya ye uski galati par kyu nahi bataya?
Ye pucha tune?
Dusri baat usne bola ki family pressure tha
Bhai ladkiyon ki life hum jaise jitni aasan nahi hoti
Main usse defend nahi kar raha hu
Aur mujhe ye bhi pata hai ki yaha sabse Jada problem tune face ki hai jindagi me

Lekin uski situation samjh
Usne atleast tujhse maafi to mangi hai
Yaha bc log rote rah jate hai aur ghanta kuch nahi milta

Daksh- uski maafi ka kya aachar dalu
Jab bc uski shadi fix ho chuki hai
Chauhan- ek baat bata usne tujhe phone kyu kiya tha

Daksh- sorry bolne ke liye
Chauhan- sach bata

Daksh- ye hi bola tha usne
Chauhan- usne yehi bola hoga
Tu bata usne phone kyu kiya tha

Daksh apna tisra peg khatam karte hue
Bhai main gunda hu
Aur ye baat usse bahut ache se pata hai
Chauhan- matlab tu ye kahna chahta hai ki usne tujhse sorry esliye bola ki usse dar hai ki tu uski shadi me bhasad na karde

Daksh- ha
Chauhan- aur tu galat bhi to ho sakta hai

Daksh- main aage kya karu
Ye bata
Chauhan- tujhe nahi pata?

Daksh- nahi.
Chauhan- uske vapas aane ke kitne chance hai

Daksh- zero
Chauhan- agar tu kosis kare to

Daksh- nahi kar sakta
Chauhan- kyu

Daksh- aage pata chal jaega
Chauhan- fir bhool ja

Daksh uski baat par koe react nahi karta aur peg banane lagta hai

Chauhan- dekh jo baat hai vo hai
Agar tune usse baat ki to tu control me nahi rahega
Aur may be possibility hai ki vo bhi na rahe
Fir agar bhasad hue to ye dekh ki teri life me kitna fark padega aur uski life me kitna

Tu ladka Hai, Tu bachelor hai aur tu nashedi hai
Jada se jada ek life ko problem hogi

Lekin agar uske bare me soche to
Vo Ladki hai, married hai
Uske sath do life judi hai aur thode time baad teen bhi ho jaegi

Kiska loss hai
Tera ya uska?

Ab tu dekh le tujhe apna loss karna hai ya uska
Aur ye baat to tay hai ki in the future bhasad machni hai

To Bhai mere bhalae esme hi hai ki tu apni life jee aur usse apni life jeene de

Magar usne kisi bhi time matlab shadi se pehle ye bol diya ki Daksh mujhe tumse shadi karni hai, main tumse pyaar karti hu

To Bhai daru ki kasam uske mandap se utha ke lane ki jimdeari meri

Daksh muskurate hue last peg banata hai

Daksh- uski jarurat nahi padegi
Chauhan- acha bata college me konsi ladki best hai

Daksh- kis way me puch raha hai
Chauhan- jis way me tu samjh raha hai usi me

Daksh- ruchi
Chauhan- agar college me ruchi ko nahi choda to kisi ko nahi choda

Daksh- apne hi bande ki bandi hai vo
Chauhan- chutiya hai vo
Aur bc vo khud bhi to kitno se chudti hai

Daksh- vo uski life
Hum kyu interfere kare
Chauhan- hum kaha kar rahe hai
Main to bas etna bol raha hu ki ek baar try karle

Daksh- dekhta hu
Chauhan- Aur bhi option rakhne chahiye

Daksh- Priya second shivani third
Chauhan- no doubt Priya bomb hai but shivani kyu

Daksh- Pata nahi bas laga mujhe
Chauhan- unpar bhi try marle

Daksh- tera kya scene chal raha hai
Chauhan- apna jo humesha chalta hai
Peete hai fukte hai aur sote hai

Daksh- college nahi jana hota kya
Chauhan- beta humari branch alag hai
Koe restrictions nahi hai

Daksh- dukh hua jaan ke
Yaha sala gand faat jaati hai attendance puri karne me aur ek tum log ho bc
Chauhan- ye to hai
Acha next year kiske sath shift ho raha hai

Daksh- socha nahi ye to
Chauhan- mere sath aaja

Daksh- apan alag alag hi rahenge
Chauhan- kyu bc

Daksh- dono sath rahne lag gaye to kisi ka bhala nahi hoga
Chauhan- chal sahi hai
Subah ho gaye bc

Daksh- ha daru bhi khatam ho gae
Chauhan- sote hai fir jake

Daksh- ha chal
Aur fir dono apne apne room me jake sogaye

Sayad nashe aur chauhan ki baaton se Daksh thoda sa normal ho gaya tha esliye vo sogya

Shayam ke 6 baje tak sota raha kyuki college jana nahi tha medical leave me tha aur uth kar bhi kya hi ukhad leta

Fir utha Kiran ke phone se

Daksh- hello
Kiran- kya scene fir

Daksh- abhi to subah hai yaar raat ko chalenge
Kiran- kis nashe me pada hua hai
6 baj rahe hai evening ke

Daksh- ha pata hai ye subah hi hai mere liye
Kiran- acha kitne baje chalna hai

Daksh- 9 baje chalte hai
10 wala show dekh lenge
Kiran- Daksh main girls hostel me rahti hu
Etna late allowed nahi hai

Daksh- ek letter likh ke dedena
Allowed kar denge
Kiran- thik hai main kuch karti hu

Aur phone kat jata hai

Aur Daksh uth ke fresh vagra hota hai aur fir Arjun ke room ki taraf chal deta hai

Vaha sab bath ke fifa khel rahe the

Daksh- Arjun chal hospital chalte hai
Pawan- kyu aids ho gaya kya

Daksh- Teri gand to mari nahi matlab abhi safe hu main
Arjun- kyu jana hai

Daksh- ye pattiya changa karani hai
Arjun- game ke baad chalte hai

Daksh- baad me khel lena bc
Mujhe bahar bhi jana
Hritik- sala pura toota futa pada hai lekin sale ko chain abhi bhi nahi hai

Karan- kaha jana hai vaise
Daksh- Kiran ke sath

Arjun- to bc hospital bhi usse hi leja
Mere aand kyu kha raha hai
Daksh- Maa chudao bc
Akele chala jaunga main
Aur Arjun ke room se bahar aajata hai

Hospital pass me hi tha to padal padal hi jane laga ki piche se sare madarchood aagaye

Daksh- abhi kya apni gand marane aaye ho
Pawan- bc raste me kisi ne teri maar li to uska jimedar kon hoga
Sab to yehi sochenge na ki kaise Dost hai apne Dost ki gand ki bhi hifazat nahi kar sake

Aise hi bakchodi karte karte hospital pahuch gaye aur fir vapas hostel

Uske baad thoda bahut khana khaya aur fir joint fuk ke Kiran ko phone kar diya aur khud bhi college ke gate par pahuch gaya

Thodi der me kiran bhi aagaye aur Daksh ko dekhte hi

Kiran- ye kya hua?
Kaise lag gaye?
Aur jab etna chot aae hue hai to aana jaruri thi
Daksh- oye shant hoja
Biwi ki tarah daat rahi hai

Kiran- ye hua kaise?
Daksh ki baaton ko ignore karke
Daksh- match me lag gae thi

Kiran- to rest karlo vapas jake
Daksh- movie nahi jana?

Kiran- aisi halaat me to nahi
Daksh- baad me mat bolna ki maine promise pura nahi kiya

Kiran- nahi bolungi
Ab jao aur rest karo
Daksh- are yaar etna bhi kuch nahi hua
Chal maine cab bhi book kardi hai

Kiran- nahi mujhe nahi jana
Daksh- marji hai teri
Main jake daru pee lunga

Kiran- Daksh jada problem ho jaegi
Daksh- kuch nahi hoga chill
Aur chal
Cab aagae apni

Kiran sad mood se Cab me bath gae

Daksh- konsi movie dekhni hai?
Kiran- mujhe nahi pata

Daksh- abhi dekh aise react to kare mat
Fir mujhe gussa aa jaega aur main kuch bol dunga jo tumhe acha nahi lagega
Kiran- bol do fir roka kisne hai

Daksh- yaar ajeeb ho tum
Avehi gussa hue ja rahi ho
Mujhe joker dekhni hai
Agar tumhe aur koe dekhni hai to abhi bata do

Kiran kuch nahi boli aur bahar dekhni lagi

Daksh ne bhi phone nikala aur number dial karne laga

Daksh- hello
Pawan- kya be gandu etni jaldi aagaya

Daksh- sun bhai main sayad jaldi aa jaunga to tu daru ka jugad karle
Aur sayad mood bhi kharab ho sakta hai to maal bhi rakh lena

Ye bol Kar Daksh ne phone kaat diya

Kiran ye sunke aur bura face bana ke bath gaye

Daksh- ab tum par hai ki aaj main nashe karunga ya nahi
Kiran gusse me
Mujhe Pati patni aur vo dekhni hai

Daksh bas muskura diya kyuki nashe to usse vaise bhi karne hi the

Aur fir dono mall pahuch gaye aur saman leke theater me

Daksh ko kuch interest tha nahi movie me to vo yuhi timepass karne laga aur kiran movie dekhni lagi

Aur aise hi thodi bahut masti ke baad ye log vapas aagaye......

 

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Update-14

Daksh park me batha hua tha akela kyuki sabhi practice ke liye gaye hue the

Uske pass kuch karne ko nahi tha esliye socha park me hi timepass kar liya jaye

Vo vaha batha bachho ko khelta dekh raha tha aur apne bachpan ke bare me soch raha tha ki vaha Simran aajati hai

Simran- kya baat hai bade handsome lag rahe ho
Uske hath ko dekh kar bolti hai
Daksh kuch nahi bolta bas muskura deta hai

Simran- kya soch rahe ho?
Daksh- kuch nahi bas time pass kar raha tha

Simran- Dost kaha hai tumhare
Daksh- practice par gaye hue hai

Simran- ohh matlab bore ho rahe ho
Daksh- kya kare aap time hi nahi dete to bore hi hona padta hai

Simran- main to bahut busy rahti hu
Daksh- vahi to

Simran- to kya plan hai aajka
Daksh- kuch khash nahi
Batao

Simran- aajao aaj masti karte hai
Daksh- masti se aapka kya matlab hai?

Simran- vohi sarab peenge aur bhasad machaenge
Daksh- bahut jada nashe ho rahe hai
Bilkul bhi man nahi hai

Simran- aur kuch bhi kar lenge
Daksh- to sidhe point par aaya karo na

Simran- mujhe laga tum samjh jaoge
Daksh- main to bacha hu aur vo bhi nasamanjh bacha

Simran- tumhra vo to bacha nahi hai
Daksh- lekin sarif bahut hai

Simran- ha pata hai mujhe kitna sarif hai
Daksh- hmm

Simran- to aarahe ho fir
Daksh- sure nahi hu
Raat ko batata hu

Simran- tum thik ho?
Daksh- mujhe kya hoga

Simran- thoda alag alag lag rahe ho
Daksh- kyuki hath toota hua hai

Simran- nahi ye baat to nahi hai
Daksh- fir kya baat hai

Simran- vo to tumhe pata hoga
Daksh- kuch bhi baat nahi hai yaar
Bas aise hi mood thik nahi hai

Simran- to fir aajana aaj tumhra mood thik karti hu
Okay?
Daksh- thik hai

Aur fir Simran vaha se chali jati hai

Daksh firse kuch sochne lagta hai ki uske phone par message aata hai
Jo obviously poonam ka tha lekin Daksh reply nahi karta

Teen char baar aur message aata hai vo usko bhi ignore kar deta hai
Uske baad last message aata hai

Poonam- I know you are angry aur main ye bhi janti hu ki aapka gussa hona lajmi hai
I guess humara sath yahi tak tha
Please aapna dhayan rakhna aur nashe kam karna
You will always be an important part of my life
Thank you for everything and sorry
And for the last time I LOVE YOU

Ye padh ke to Daksh ka dimag aur kharab ho chuka tha lekin usko samjh me nahi aa raha tha ki vo kare kya

Usse es time ek hi naam yaad aa raha tha aur vo tha uska ekmatar bachpan ka dost

Usne phone nikala aur number dial kar diya

Mayank- hello
Daksh- kaisa hai bhai?

Mayank- kon?
Daksh- Bure din chal rahe hai sala sabhi pahchane se inkaar kar rahe hai

Mayank- daksh????
Tu hai kya
Daksh- main hi hu

Mayank- kaisa hai bhai
Bc tune number change karliya aur bataya bhi nahi
Kaha hai?
Jinda bhi hai ya mar gaya
Ek baar me hi sab bol gaya
Daksh- Mar gaya hota to Jada better hota

Mayank- ha vo to sahi hai
Lekin mahnusiyat kyu faila raha hai
Kya hua?
Daksh- Tu bata kya ho sakta hai

Mayank- dhokha de gaye bccccc
Maine bola tha na tere ko
Par lavde meri sunta kon hai
Daksh- galti ho gaye

Mayank- kya karna hai
Utha lu?
Daksh- nahi rahne de

Mayank- Tu ek baar bol to sahi bc
Ya puri jindagi rone me hi nikalni hai tujhe
Daksh- ab jo likha hai Usse na Tu badal sakta hai aur na main

Mayank- lavda bc
Hum apni kismat khud likhte hai
Daksh- aisi to kismat nahi likhta main aapni

Mayank- ache din aaenge bhai
Daksh- lavda aaega mera

Mayank- uncle kaise hai?
Daksh- pata nahi

Mayank- baat nahi hue teri
Daksh- time hogya thoda

Mayank- karle fir bc
Kisi muhrat ka intezaar kar raha hai kya
Daksh- kis ke pass waqt hai bc mere liye

Mayank- oye bosdike jada gand fulane ki jarurat nahi hai
Beta unhone jitna tere liye kiya hai na utna to koe kisi ke liye nahi karta
Daksh- bas usi ke sahare jinda hu

Mayank- acha bata kaha hai aajkal
Daksh- ********

Mayank- kya kar raha hai
Daksh- padhae

Mayank- aur bc tujhe kabse padhne ki jarurat pad gae
Daksh- mujhe kyu nahi pad sakti

Mayank- kyuki you are the best bro
Daksh- waqt change ho gaya mere bhai

Mayank- chal fir main aata hu udhar
Karta hu kuch jugad fir tera waqt bhi sahi karenge
Daksh- hmm aja

Fir thodi der aise hi baatein chalti hai aur uske baad Daksh hostel aajata hai

Apne room me jake thodi bahut saaf safae karne lagta hai

Arjun- kya baat hai
Ye kabse suru kiya
Mere room me bhi karde
Daksh- teri gand ko jada safae ki jarurat hai

Arjun- kitne paise de rahe hai college wale es kaam ke liye
Daksh- kyu aand kha raha hai bc
Kaam bol

Arjun- coach bula raha tha tujhe
Daksh- kyu

Arjun- mujhe kya pata
Tuhi jake puch le
Daksh- main nahi ja raha bc

Arjun- thik fir raat ka movie ka plan hai
Aajana
Daksh- kaha?

Arjun- Pawan ke room me
Vaise bhi kal se weekend hai to bhasad karenge
Daksh- thik hai

Aur Arjun uske hi bed par pad jata hai

Daksh- oye lode uth yaha se
Sona hai mujhe
Arjun- aur main so chuka hu

Daksh- pareshan mat kar bhai
Nind aa rahi hai
Arjun- nind to tujhe lode se nahi aa rahi
Aur kya problem hai ye jab tak nahi bataega tab tak main uthunga nahi

Daksh- kuch problem nahi hai
Arjun- to main so raha hu

Daksh- gand mat raha
Arjun- aur jo tu mara raha hai uska kya

Daksh- main kya kar raha hu
Arjun- to aisi baat ho gae
Ab mujhse baat chupaega?

Daksh- Abe Lund kuch baat ho to batau na
Arjun chadar odh ke late jata hai

Daksh gusse me chair ko window ke side me laga kar uspar pair rakhke bath gaya

***** lekin main kuch nahi kiya
Please mat maro
Bahut dard ho raha hai
Main kuch nahi kiya
Meri koe galati nahi thi
Bahut dard ho raha hai
Papa bacha lo mujhe
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*********

Daksh- uska message aaya tha
Arjun muh nikal ke
Aur fir

Daksh- sorry bol rahi thi
Arjun- aur

Daksh- aur kuch nahi
Arjun- reason bataya

Daksh- vohi family wala randi rona
Arjun- tu kya bola

Daksh- kuch nahi
Vo khush rahe that's all I wanted
Arjun- and what's about you

Daksh- kisko fark padta hai
Arjun- mujhe

Daksh- and I don't give a fuck about you
Arjun- tu kya karne wala hai

Daksh- kuch bhi nahi
Usne apna decision leliya aur main apna lelunga
Arjun- aur vo kya hai

Daksh- move on
Arjun- bc mujhe ek baat samjh me nahi aati jab unko pata hai ki dobara chhije same nahi rah sakti to bc vapas aake gand marane ka kya fayda hai
Sala yaha banda etne Dino se normal hone ki kosis kar raha tha

Daksh- are chhod na
Vaise bhi aaj pura din me bhasad hi ho rahi hai
Arjun- maal lau?

Daksh- raat ko
Arjun- Simran ke pas chala ja
Aaj pehli baar usne khud se Simran ke bare me bola tha

Daksh- usne bulaya tha lekin aaj mood nahi hai
Arjun- to main chala jau teri jagah

Daksh- chala ja agar teri lund jaisi sakal ko vo ghas bhi dalegi to
Arjun- beta sakal to teri bhi etni achi nahi hai

Daksh- tere se to achi hi hai
Arjun- lund bc
Tere aur mere me ek hi fark hai

Daksh- aur vo kya hai
Arjun- kaand hum sath milke karte hai aur fasta humesha main hi hoon

Daksh- beta jis din dimag se kaam lene lag gaya us din se sab thik ho jaega
Arjun- mujhe to lund se sochna hai
Aur main ussi me khush hu

Daksh- to ro kyu raha hai madarchod
Arjun- socha sath milke ro lete hai
Acha vo mohini kaisi hai

Daksh- kon mohini?
Arjun- software wali

Daksh- photo dikha?
Arjun insta khol ke dikhata hai

Daksh- maine to kabhi nahi dekha esko
Arjun- ab to dekh liya na
Bata kaisi hai?

Daksh- dila raha hai kya
Arjun- soch raha hu approach karu

Daksh- thik hi lag rahi hai photo me to
Pawan- sab ladkiya thik lagti hai photo me
Ab jaldi chalo movie start hone wali hai nahi to baad me gand marvaoge

Arjun- ye humesha kabab me hadi banene aajata hai
Aur Daksh ke sath Pawan ke room ki taraf chalne lagta hai....

 

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Update-15

Next day canteen me

Daksh aur uske dost canteen me gusse aur ek table pakad ke bath gaye

Daksh- koe handicapped ko samose khila do
Hritik- koe es devdas ke bare me bhi soch lo
Arjun- koe es innocent bache ki bhi bukh mita do

Pawan- sale tujhe sirf hawas ki bhukh Hai bc
Karan- kya sahi bolta hai ye bc

Daksh abhi kuch bolne hi wala tha ki usse samne wali table par kiran akele bathe dikh gaye

Daksh- kirrrrraaaannnn
Vahi se chhilaya
Arjun- bc usse kyu bula raha hai

Daksh- ab tum nahi khila rahe to vo sahi
Arjun- lavde main le aunga sabke liye par please usee mat bula

Daksh- ab to bula liya
Yaha aaja akele kyu bathi hai firse chhilate hue bola

Hritik- eski sakal dekh kaisi ho gaye hai
Dar mat Bhai khaegi nahi

Kiran- hie
Daksh- hello
Bath jao kabhi humare sath bhi
Kiran pehle to thodi jhunjulae kyuki sab bakchod hi the yaha lekin fir kuch soch ke bath gaye

Karan- vote dalte hai
Pawan- aur vo kis liye

Karan- ki samose kon khilaega
Pawan- khila main dunga tu leke aaja bas

Karan- matlab kon leke aaega
Pawan- ye bhi karke dekh le

To batao sab
Daksh, karan,pawan,hritik sab kiran ka naam lete hai lekin Arjun kuch nahi bolta

Kiran- to esliye bulaya tha mujhe
Hritik- are nahi
Tum akele bathi thi to hume acha nahi laga
Vaise bhi ab hum classmates hai to..... You know na

Kiran- ha I know
Kitne lau
Pawan- sabke liye jitna tumhra man kare

Daksh- paise de usko pehle
Jada ambani ban raha hai na tu
Kiran- it's okay
Main le aaungi

Pawan- are nahi ruko
Aur Pawan jabardasti usse paise deta hai jo kiran ko bilkul bhi acha nahi laga

Kiran- agar paise deke hi mangvana tha to classmate wala drama kyu kiya

Hritik- mere liye ek colddrink bhi
Daksh- mere liye bhi
Karan- mere liye do ladkiya
I mean do kachoriya extra
Pawan- pehle paise vapas de aur cold drink kachoriya aur bread pakode mere liye
Samose se alava

Kiran ye sab dekh ke soch me pad gae ki ye hua kya ekdam se

Daksh- le aa yaar bhukha maregi kya
Kiran ek baar Arjun ki taraf dekhti hai jiske chehre par 12 baj rahe the

Kiran- Arjun tumhare liye
Arjun- no thank you
Thoda rudely bola

To kiran vaha se chali gae aur ye bakchodi karne lage

Pawan- Monday se college aajana
Daksh- kuch bc mujhe to ek week ka medical mila hai

Hritik- kyuki beta jo classes aur Lab miss karega to fir weekend me karni padegi
Daksh- baap ko nahi sikhate
Samjha

Arjun- Daksh computer lab kaha hai college me
Arjun ki baat sunke sab apne sir par hath marne lage

Daksh- mujhe kya pata bc
Aur college me computer lab bhi hoti hai?
Arjun- hoti hi hogi yaar

Daksh- sahi hai bc
Kal jake paint karenge
Pawan- chhup ho jao madarchodo nahi to tumhre muh me loda gused dunga

Daksh- esko apne se problem kya hai?
Arjun- jalta hai sala
Aur esse jada marks bhi to aagaye

Daksh- sahi Kah raha hai
Hritik- vo ladki mil gae?

Karan- konsi ladki?
Hritik- apni manusiyat wali sakal door rakhna usse

Arjun- hume to bata bc konsi?
Hritik- jo park me mili thi

Pawan- kab?
Hritik- bosidke jisse baat karne ke bahut ache ache idea de rahe the

Daksh- acha acha kya hua fir?
Hritik- mana kar diya

Aur jaise hi ye suna sab jor jor se hasne lage aur puri Canteen unko gurne lagi

Hritik- kya dekh rahe ho
Apna kaam karo nahi to gand faad dunga
Hritik batha batha chhilaya

Daksh- Arjun Bhai ko thoda dilasa de nahi to ro dega ye
Kiran- ye lo
Aur etna jor se kyu has rahe ho

Kiran bathi aur arjun uth ke chala gaya

Daksh- eska dil judne se pehle hi toot gaya
Kiran- that's so rude daksh
Aur tum log has rahe ho

Pawan- koe nahi bhai
Rote nahi hai
Vo hostel ke bahar ek kuttiya rahti hai usse leaaenge aaj tere liye
Kar lena apne sapne pure

Kiran- hah kitne gande ho tum log
Hritik tum mujhe batao kon ladki thi
Main karavati hu kuch

Hritik- nahi mujhe nahi karni
Tab tak Arjun bhi aagaya tha apne liye samose leke

Daksh- jab ye puchi to kyu gand mara raha tha
Arjun- mujhe kisi ka ahsaan nahi chahiye

Daksh- ajeeb lund hai tu
Pawan- Abe usse chhod
Tu bata kyu nahi karni

Hritik- endono madarchodo ki vajah se
Arjun aur Daksh ek sath
Humne kya kiya hai bc

Hritik- vo to bc tum jano
Nashe me kya kya bhasad karte ho
Arjun- sidhe sidhe bol kya hua

Hritik- usse tum dono pasand nahi ho
Pawan- pakka achi ladki hai
Ha karde bhai

Hritik- jaise mere hath baat hai
Daksh- hum kyu pasand nahi hai usse
Bc hum to jante tak nahi usse

Hritik- kabhi nashe me bhasad ki hogi uske sath
Pawan- main fir kah raha hu aisi ladki fir nahi milengi
Enko pasand nahi karti matlab achi ladki hai

Arjun- thodi der apni bakwas band karega
Kya boli vo?
Hritik- chhod be
Jane de

Daksh- dekh bhai tujhe pasand hai to hum bich me nahi aaenge
Arjun- ha tu bolega to sorry bhi bol denge vaise hume pata nahi hai ki humari galti kya hai lekin fir bhi

Hritik- maine mana kar diya
Karan- abhi to bol raha tha usne mana kiya hai

Hritik- usne bola ya to ye ya vo
To fir maine mana kar diya
Arjun- kasam se ashon hi aagaye
Agar tu ladki hoti to abhi kiss kar deta

Daksh- mana kyu kiya
Din me uske sath rah lena
Raat me to hum hai hi

Hritik- complications nahi chahiye be
Dost pehle hai
Arjun- photo dikhana

Hritik insta khol ke uski photo dikhata hai
Arjun dekhte hi muskurane lagta hai fir phone Daksh ko de deta hai

Daksh bhi dekh ke ek smile marta hai fir

Daksh- ja ha karde
Achi ladki hai
Pawan- main to pehle hi bola tha

Hritik- aur tujhe kaise pata achi hai
Hua kya tha tumhre bich

Arjun- to Bhai baat ye hai ki hum dono nashe me kahi se aa rahe the aur bike uski scooter ke bidh gae

Fir kya tha vo rone lag gaye aur hum nashe me the to hum hasne lag gaye

Jisse usse gussa aa gaya aur kuch kuch bolne lag gaye aur fir kuch kuch hum bolne lag gaye

Pawan- aur bosdiwalo tumhre kuch kuch ka kya matlab hai
Daksh- vo nahi bata sakte

Hritik- esse ye kaise pata chala ki vo achi ladki hai
Daksh- experience bhai

Pawan- tu experience ki baat mat kar
Humne dekh liya tera experience
Karan- bas etni si baat thi

Arjun- important important bataya hai
Pawan- matlab jaha tune randapa kiya hai vo skip kar diya
Hai na?

Arjun- sahi samjhe ho

Kiran- mujhe lagta hai tumhe ek baar aur baat karni chahiye
Explain her like your friendship and what are the misunderstanding

Hritik- baad me dekhenge

Coach- Daksh maine tumhe kal bulaya tha?
Ek door se aawaz aae jisse sabka dhayan uski taraf chala gaya

Vaha unke football team ka coach khada hua tha
Jisse dekh ke sab khade ho gaye

Daksh- sorry sir
Coach- come outside
Aur bolke coach Canteen ke bahar chala gaya

Daksh- ab eski kya gand me dard hogya
Kiran- Daksh at least teacher ke bare me to thodi respect show kardo

Daksh- Arjun esko respect sikhana
Main aaya
Aur Daksh bhi bahar nikal gaya

Daksh- sorry sir kal ke liye
Vo sayad medicines ki vajah se jaldi nind aagae thi
Coach- it's okay
Next time mera call attend kar lena

Daksh- Jee sir
Coach- tumse important baat karni thi

Daksh- boliye sir
Coach- maine college ki taraf se state team ke liye tumhre naam nominate kiya hai

Daksh- sorry what?
Coach- sahi suna tumne

Daksh- but Sir team me to mujhse ache aur senior player hai fir main kyu
Coach- kyuki tum sabse stable ho
Sabse kam faul, no red card no yellow card, can play at any position
I think you deserve this

Daksh- sorry sir
Main nahi ja sakta?
Coach- what the hell does that mean
Players eske liye kya kya sacrifices kar dete hai aur tumhe opportunity mil rahi hai to gavana chahte ho

Daksh- Sir I really appreciate what you did for me but I can't
I really can't
Coach- but why?

Daksh- Sir I have my personal reasons
Aap Hritik ko lele
Mujhse acha khelta hai vo
Coach- lekin uska gusse par control nahi hai
Har match me red card ya yellow card leleta hai
Daksh ek baar aur soch lo
Ye once in a lifetime opportunity hai

Daksh- Sir soch rakha hai
Main nahi jaunga
I'm really sorry
Coach- kal mujhe final list deni hai
Tum aur soch lo
Kya pata tumhra mind change ho jaye

Daksh- nahi hoga sir
Aap kisi aur ko lelo
Main nahi ja sakta
I'm really really soory
Coach- kal evening 4 o'clock tak ka time hai
Soch lena

Aur coach vaha se chala jata hai aur Daksh vahi khada khada soch me pad jata hai ki ye vo sab tha jo usne expect kiya tha but now situations have changed

 

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Update-16

***** daksh- dad what happened?
Why you are here?
Dad- kismat le aae beta

Daksh- but dad aapne mujhe bataya bhi nahi
Aur ye kaise hue, aap yaha kaise?
I mean....
Dad- calm down Daksh
Jo bhi maine kiya uska result to milna hi tha

Daksh- aisa aapne kya kiya tha jo aap yaha tak pahuch gaye
Please mujhe bataeye kya hua?
Kisne kiya
I swear to God I will kill him
Dad- Daksh tumhre samne puri jindagi padi hai
Jo hua usse bhul jao aur ek new suruvaat karo

Daksh- nahi bhul sakta
Na hi usse jiski vajah se ye sab hua hai aur na hi aapki ye halaat
Dad- tujhe bhulna padega
Main nahi chahta ki mera beta mere jaisa bane
Tujhe naam kamana hai ache tarike se
Aur fir hum vo sab hasil karenge jo humara tha

Daksh- dad just say the word and I will destroy them
Dad- not now Daksh
They are powerful and you just a little brat
Tumhe vaha pahuchna hai jaha se koe tujhe chhu bhi nahi paae
Lekin usse pehle tujhe shadow me rahna hoga

Daksh- mujhe na etna intzaar hoga aur na main tab tak jinda rah paunga
Dad- maine tumhre admission ki baat karli hai
Sare formalities puri ho chuki hai
Tujhe vaha jana hai as a normal kid and apna career banana hai lekin bina highlight hue
Na tujhe topper bane rahna hai aur na duffer
Har kisi se normally baat karni hai
Aur ek normal student ki life jeeni hai
Uske baad jo hoga vo main dekh lunga

Daksh- dad......
Dad- main tujhse permission nahi le raha hu
Tujhe bata raha hu ki tujhe jana hai
Aur aaj ke baad yaha mat aana
Main nahi chahta ki mera beta mujhe jail me dekhe
Ab tu ja aur padhae kar

Daksh- I love you dad
Dad- I love you more beta
Ab ja nahi to main ro dunga********


Hritik- coach kya bol raha tha be
Daksh- kuch khash nahi
Chale yaha se

Hritik- ha chal
Daksh aur baki sab Kiran ko bye bolte hai aur vaha se chale jate hai

Daksh- tum log jao mujhe thoda kaam hai
Arjun- kya kaam hai lavde tujhe

Daksh- tu bhi chal raha hai mere sath
Arjun- main kahi nahi ja raha
Gand mara apni

Daksh- thik hai mat ja
Main to Simran se milane wala tha tujhe

Arjun- nikalo sab ke sab
Mujhe aur mere Bhai ko bahut important kaam hai
Pawan- lund sala

Fir sab chale jate hai aur Bach jate hai Daksh aur arjun

Arjun- Ab sale usko dondnege kaise?
Daksh- kisko?

Arjun- Hritik ki bandi ko
Ohh sorry hone wali bandi ko
Uske paas hi to ja rahe hai
Daksh- samjhdaar ho gaya hai tu to

Arjun- main to bachpan se hi samjhdaar tha lekin sala koe apni value hi nahi karta
Daksh- chal girls hostel ki taraf chalte hai vaha dikh gae to thik nahi to fir simran ko bolenge

Arjun- waw girls hostel
Mohini bhi hogi vaha to
Daksh- ha usse bhi baat kar lunga

Arjun- main
Main baat kar lunga
Daksh- are tu kare ya main ek hi baat hai

Arjun- fir teri jagah aaj main chhod lu Simran ko
Daksh- tu bc humesha usi par aakar kyu ruk jata hai

Arjun- kyuki vo pehla pyaar thi
Tune bc dhokhe se chhin li mujhse
Daksh- oye bosdike kuch bhi bol le magar dhokhebaaz nahi

Arjun- thik hai sale tu ek saap hai
Jisse kitna bhi dood pila lo ek na ek din katega jarur
Daksh- Simran khoob dood pilati hai bc
Aur usse katne me maja bhi aata hai

Arjun- Gand mara bc
Aur aage aage chalne laga

Daksh thodi bhag ke uske sath hua
Daksh- acha ye to bata ki mohini ke liye kitna serious hai

Arjun- dekh bro abhi main tujhko bol du ki bahut serious hu lekin agar future me situation change ho gaye to??
Esse acha hai go with the flow
Sab thik raha to acha nahi raha to bhi acha hi hai
Daksh- bc etna samjhdar kabse ho gaya tu sach me

Arjun- chutiyo ke sath rahta hu eska ye matlab nahi hai ki chutiya hu
Vaise bhi mujhe ladkiyo ki izzat karna mujhe aata hai
Daksh- bosdike kya kya bolta rahta hu aur izzat karta hai?
Har ladki ko dekhke hi to chodne ki sapne dekhne lagta hai

Arjun ruk ke
Ek baat bata Ek taraf main hu jo kuch bhi bol deta hu aur kuch bhi sapne dekhne lagta hu aur dusri taraf koe aur hai jo na to kuch bolta hai aur na kuch sapne dekhta hai lekin jab mokka milta hai to vo koe bhi ghinone kaam karne se piche nahi hatata
To bata kon bura hai yaha

Ye baat etni powerful thi agar koe samjhe to ki Daksh ke muh se Ek word nahi nikla

Vo Arjun ko aise dekhne laga jaise esse vo janta hi nahi aur na usne expect kiya tha ki Arjun aisa kuch soch ya bol sakta hai

Arjun- Bhai ye hi problem hai apne desh ki
Hum jo hai logo ke samne hai aur esliye log pasand nahi karte
Vahi jo ek saaye me chhupe rah kar gande kaam karte hai sala log unko pujane lagte hai

Aisi pehli baar hua tha ki Daksh ko Arjun ki sari baatein bilkul sahi lag rahi thi

Arjun- tu bata humne college ki kis ladki ko pareshan kiya hai ya kisi par koe galat comment kiya hai
Jo Dost hai unko chhod ke
Lekin fir bhi es ladki ne Hritik ko apan dono ki vajah se mana kar diya

Daksh- tu thik hai?
Arjun- ha mujhe kya hoga

Daksh- nahi bas aise hi puch raha tha
Arjun- bosdike sidhe bol na ki chutiya lag rahi hai meri baatein tujhe

Daksh kuch bolne wala tha ki samne dekh ke ruk gaya
Oye Oye vo dekh
Vohi hai na
Arjun uske ishare ki taraf dekhne laga

Arjun- lag to vohi rahi hai
Daksh- sath me kon hai

Arjun- bc kismat me hi lode lage hai
Daksh- fuck mohini hai na vo

Arjun- vohi hai
Daksh- ye le teri love story ke bhi lode lag gaye

Arjun- pehle jo kaam karne aaye the vo karle
Daksh- ha chal

Undono ke pass jake
Daksh- hey
Can we talk for a second please

Vo ladki Daksh aur Arjun ko dekh ke sakal banane lagi

Daksh- please it's important
Ladki- bolo thoda rudely

Arjun- akele me
Jisse sunkar mohini Arjun ko dekhne lagi jaise kuch soch rahi hu

Mohini- okay ruhi main tujhe hostel me milti hu aur Arjun ko gurte hue chali gae

Ruhi- jaldi bolo kya hai
Mujhe bahut kaam hai
Daksh- hum us din ke liye sorry bolne aaye the

Ruhi- lekin aaj hi kyu pehle to kabhi nahi aaye
Let me guess kyuki maine tumhre friend ko mana kar diya esliye?

Arjun- dekho us din hum nashe me the
Aur hume nahi pata tha ki tum us baat ko leke etna serious ho jaoge

Ruhi- to tumhra ye matlab hai ki tum kisi ko kuch bhi bol do aur unhe kuch feel hi na

Daksh- yaar kyu ek baat ko etna khich rahi ho
Hritik bahut acha ladka hai
5 Saal me pehli baar koe ladki pasand aae hai usse aur hum nahi chahte ki humari vajah se vo bhi door ho jaye

Arjun- dekho sorry humne bol diya hai aur agar tumko aur kuch chahiye to vo bata do bas es baat ko yahi khatam kardo

Ruhi- ek shirt hai meri
Daksh- manjur hai

Ruhi- pehle sunlo
Arjun- ha bolo

Ruhi- tum dono aaj ke baad Hritik se nahi miloge na hi baat karoge
Arjun- behanchod bolte hue mood gaya

Ruhi- kya bole tum?
Daksh- kuch nahi uska apne muh badabadane ki aadat hai

Ruhi- to bolo manjur hai?
Arjun gusse me muda aur kuch bolne hi wala tha ki Daksh ne rok diya

Daksh- din me nahi milenge aur na hi baat karenge lekin raat ko nahi ho sakta
Ruhi- to fir bhad me jao

Arjun- sala apni hi galti thi
Aur usko bhi bol diya ki achi ladki hai
Ab tagdi gand lagegi
Arjun Ab saaf saaf bolne lag gaya

Daksh- vo Dost hai esliye yaha tak aagaye aur etna kuch maan bhi liya
Lekin tumhe sach me lagta hai ki agar hum maan bhi jate to vo manta

Chalo chhodo tumhri marji
Aur vo Bhai hai agar kabhi bhi kisi bhi situation me samne aaya to sath dene me hum bhi piche nahi hatenge

Again sorry us din ke liye

Daksh- chal arjun
Arjun bina kuch bole uske sath chal diya

Arjun- bc pyaar muhobaat ka to jamana hi nahi raha
Koe bc humse maafi mangne aaya sala maaf karna to chhodo free me daru pilaenge vo alag
Daksh- chhod na kyu senti ho raha hai
Apna kaam to ek baar try karna vo kiya
Ab vo mane ya na mane ye uski marji

Arjun- bhosdike ye college walo ne marks aur bejh diye ghar par
Gand faat rahi hai
Daksh- konse marks

Arjun- first semester ke
Daksh- tujhe kya pata

Arjun- kuch logo ke ghar pahuch chuke hai
Daksh- to ro kyu raha hai
Sab clear to hai

Arjun- bhosdike grades naam ki bhi Koe chhij hoti hai
Daksh- acha aisa hai kya mujhe nahi pata tha
Aur sale ye bata tujhe kabse pata rahne lag gaya ki kon kya kar raha hai

Arjun- main to score karne ja raha tha vahi raste me kisi ko baat karte suna
Daksh- kuch jada nahi sunene lag gaya tu

Arjun- chhod na bc
Chal central building chalte hai
Daksh- kyu gand maraega vaha

Arjun- ladkiya hogi vaha
Daksh- ajeeb chutiya hai tu
Bc ladkiya jada girls hostel ke pass hogi ya central building ke paas

Arjun- point
Ek kaam karte hai yahi bath jate hai
Daksh- thodi der pehle to bc tujhe pyaar ho rakha tha

Arjun- lekin tujhe to nahi hua hai na
Main to bas teri help kar raha hu
Daksh- bas bas mere Bhai apni help na apne paas rakh

Arjun- mujhe usse baat karni hai
Kya bolu?
Daksh- tu kabse etna fattu hone lag gaya be
Aur bc chutiya to bana mat
Tujhe pehle hi raita faila diya hai

Arjun- matlab
Daksh- jaise vo tujhe ghur rahi thi mujhe lagta hai tune gand to mara li hai

Arjun- bc maine to kuch nahi kiya
Are mc
Daksh- batana kya kiya hai tune

Arjun- uski ek photo par comment
Daksh- aur vo comment kya tha

Arjun- nice pic deer
Daksh- deer ya dear

Arjun- bakchodi ka man tha to deer likh diya
Daksh- aur?

Arjun- bahut garmi feel ho rahi hai tumhre dad heater banate hai kya?
Daksh- waw betichod waw

Arjun- abe fuk rakha tha
Bakchodi bakchodi me likh diya
Daksh- ab bakchodi bakchodi me titar hole yaha se
Dikh mat jana

Arjun- Bhai batana kya karu
Daksh- mujhe kya pata
Bc main kya Koe love guru hu?

Arjun- ab aisa karega Bhai ke sath
Daksh- Chal Chal nikal hawa aane de
Vaise bhi bahut smell aa rahi hai tujhme

Arjun- gand mara bc
Dekh lunga tujhe
Daksh- chal ab yaha se fir dekhta rahiyo mera.....

 

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Update-17
Next day college me

Aaj Daksh bhi aaya tha kyuki pehle hi kafi classes miss ho chuki thi aur karta to fir attendance ke liye randirona karna padta esliye tute hath ko leke hi apna Bhai college aagya

Daksh as usual last seat par batha hua tha aur uske aas pass kon hoga ye to batane ki jarurat nahi hai

Karan- Bhai Ma'am kya bomb lag rahi hai bc
Pawan- pehli baar ye sahi bola hai
Bc red saree kyu pahnati hai teachers

Karan- taki hum unke aur humare bachhe bathroom me baha sake
Kasam se kya tagdi chhij hai

Hritik- salo saram karlo teacher hai vo
Pawan- pehle aurat hai Bhai aur vo bhi bahut badi milf
Ye aaj mujhe pagal bana degi

Arjun- agar aaj tum chutiyo ki vajah se mujhe class se bhagaya gaya to tumhri gand mar lunga
Aur jaise hi Arjun ye bola Maam ne usse dekh liya

Maam- Arjun stand up
Arjun- bc kismat hi kharab hai lag Gaye lode

Arjun- sorry Ma'am please attendance mat katna
Please Ma'am
Maam- stup up
Aaj se tum meri class ke representative ho

Arjun- what the fuck
Uske muh se nikal gaya lekin maam nahi sun paae
Maam- kuch bola tumne

Arjun- ha vo nahi
Actually thank you maam
Maam- jada khush hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Agar es class se ek bhi complain aae to vo tumhri jimedari hogi
Aur punishment bhi tumhe hi milegi

Arjun- main ye to julm hai mujh bache par
Yaha to sab ek se badhke ek haraa.... I mean Maam main nahi kar paunga
Maam- disturb bhi to tumhre friends hi karte hai
Unhe samjha dena aur sab thik ho jaega

Arjun- Maam ye Dost nahi dusman hai
Mujhe punish hota dekhne ke liye kuch bhi kar denge
Maam- vo tumhri problem hai

Maam- daksh?
Daksh ek dam se nind se jaga jo khuli aankhon se hi so raha tha

Maam- tum humesha aise hi aaya karo
Daksh- Maam samjha nahi

Maam- matlab hath tudvake
Class me shanti bani rahti hai
Daksh- but maam main to kuch bolta bhi nahi

Maam- sab tumhi karte ho aur fas koe aur jata hai
Yaad rakhna es baar kisi ko nahi baksa jaega

Aur tabhi class over hone ki bell baji aur maam attendance leke chali gae

Arjun- Bhai please eski class me bakchodi mat karna
Nahi to meri gand mar jaegi
Pawan- to hume kya fayda bc

Arjun- ab sale dosti me fayda dekhoge tum
Karan- ha

Arjun- kya chahiye?
Pawan- gand se kaam chala lunga

Arjun- bakchodi mat kar bc serious hu main
Karan- hum bhi serious hai

Arjun- gand marao bc
Daksh hasta hua
Beta abhi to teri marne ki full fielding laga ke gae hai maam

Arjun- main bc first bench par jake bath jaunga
Sala tumhre sath bathna hi nahi hai mujhe
Daksh- ja bc gand me dam hai to
Kiran hi bathi hai first bench par aur ussi ke side me jagah hai

Arjun- darta hu kya bc main usse
Hritik- darta hai na bc
Nahi to jake bath fir manenge

Arjun- beta baap ko challenge nahi karte
Aur Arjun gusse me beg utha ke chala gaya

Pawan hasta hua
Ab jada gand lagegi eski

Arjun gaya aur Bina kuch bole kiran ke side me jake bath gaya

Kiran to bechari ek second ke liye dar hi gaye thi fir normal hoke bath gaye aur tab tak teacher bhi aagaya tha

Sir jab arjun ko first bench par dekhta hai to mazak me

Sir- Arjun you alright?
Arjun- yes sir, why?

Sir- no just asking
Are you guys dating?(Kiran aur arjun)
Arjun- no sir
Why you are asking these kind of question

Sir- because you are the first seat my son
Arjun- because I want to concentrate on your lecture

Sir- ohh then we are good
Mujhe laga tum dono date kar rahe ho

Yaha Arjun ne to kuch react nahi kiya lekin Kiran ka chehra pura laal pad chuka tha

Aur vaise ek baat aur Arjun ko bhi pata tha ki es chhij par uski kitni gand marne wali hai

Fir Sir padhane lage aur sab masti

Ye teacher bada hi mast tha
Students ke sath khub bakchodi karta tha, unke sath sutta bhi mar leta tha aur agar kisi ko bhi koe bhi problem hoti thi to sabse pehle enke pass hi jata hai

Esliye sare students enki bahut respect karte the enka naam tha Mahesh

Mahesh Sir ki class ke baad tha lunch break to jaisi hi class over hi Daksh aur sare bakchod pahuch gaye first bench par

Daksh- tum dono to dhokebaaj nikle bataya bhi nahi hume
Karan- are Bhai tu samjh
Ladki jada important ho gaye hai yaha
Pawan- main to pehle hi kahta tha saap hai ye sala
Dhokebaaj kahi ka
Hritik- yaar kyu gand maar rahe ho ek to bechare ka shuka khatam hua hai etne salo me
Nahi to hatho ki lakir mit jani thi eski

Daksh- Kiran tumse ye ummid nahi thi mujhe
Hum to Dost the na yaar
Tumhe to batana tha

Arjun- agar tumhra hogya ho to chale
Bc jab dekho gand marane aajate ho
Pawan- ab to aise hi bolega humse Bc Ladki jo mil gae hai

Arjun vaha se nikal ke jane laga
Karan- beta bhag mat aaj canteen ka bill tere naam par hai
Aur sab uske piche piche bhagne lage

Daksh ne Kiran ka bhi hath pakad kar usse apne piche khich liya aur sab ruke Canteen me

Pawan- bhailog jo order karna hai kardo
Aaj apne Bhai ko ladki mili hai
Arjun- bahut ho gaya ab
Thoda gusse me bola

Yaha Bc Arjun ki to bina matlab ke gand mar hi rahi thi, Daksh sath me kiran ko aur le aaya jisse uski bhi halaat kharab ho rahi thi

Daksh- kon es bhukhe ko aan daan karne ki kripya karega
Arjun- maa mat chudao
Main leke aa raha hu
Aur Arjun uth ke vaha se chala gaya

Hritik- ye bc kabse serious hone lag gaya
Pawan- kuch serious nahi hai
Acting kar raha hai

Daksh- gusse me hai vo
Pawan- tujhe bahut pata hai

Daksh- bhosdike aaj tu kar uske sath bakchodi agar tujhe pel nahi diya to batana
Pawan- fir kyu karunga
Chutiya hu kya bc main

Karan- faat gae gand?
Pawan- ha ab bol

Hritik- tu kal raat ko kaha gand marane gaya tha
Karan- kuch important kaam tha

Daksh- bhosdike tere pas ek hi important kaam hai
Kiran- tum log aise kaise baat kar lete ho
Agar kisi ko bura lag gaya to

Pawan- ye uski problem hai humari thodi
Vaise bhi fake banke kya hasil ho jaega
Kiran- vo to thik hai lekin aise bhi tumhe kya mil raha hai

Pawan- self satisfaction
Tab tak Arjun aagaya tha aur usne sara ka sara saman table par rakh diya aur vaise hi sakal banaye bath gaya

Daksh- kya hogya tujhe
Kyu bc sakal banaye gum raha hai
Arjun- mujhe ye pasand nahi hai bilkul
Jab bhi dekhta hu irritation hone lagti hai

Kiran ko ye baat bilkul achi nahi lagi aur vaise bhi kise hi achi lagti agar koe aisa bole

Pawan- tu chutiya hai kya bc ek baat ko pakad ke batha hai
Mari to us din Hritik ne bhi thi vo to nahi kar raha gandu panti
Arjun- mujhe ladna nahi hai tere se

Pawan- bc us din agar koe bhi ladki hoti na to aise hi react karti jaise esne kiya tha
Bina matlab ke scene bana raha hai
Arjun- tu kyu eski support le raha hai
Pyaar hogya kya eske bhosde se tujhe

Daksh- Arjun ye jada ho raha hai
Tab tak Kiran vaha se uth ke roti hue chali gae lekin jane se pehle arjun sorry bol ke gae thi

Karan- ajib lund hai
Aise bolega kisi ladki ke samne uske bare me
Arjun- mujhe mat sikha
Bc har roj to tu alag ladki ke tango me gussa rahta hai aur siksya de raha hai

Karan- lekin tujhe ye tak nahi pata ki vo ladki kon hai samjha
Main chahe kuch bhi karu unki respect karna janta hu
Aaj tak ek ladki ke bare me bhi pata hai tujhe
Aur kya bc kabhi kisi ladki se aise baat ki hai maine

Hritik- kyu lad rahe ho bc
Esse nahi pasand to jane do
Pawan- tujhe nahi hai na vo pasand
To thik aaj ke baad hum me se koe usse baat tak nahi karega
Khush ab
Lekin aaj tu thik nahi kiya

Aur pawan uth ke vaha se chala gaya

Daksh- karan esko dekh kahi gusse me kahi mar na jaye

Ab vaha par bach gaye the
Hritik Arjun aur daksh

Daksh- ab gae na vo to ab sakal mat bana
Bc tere chakar me samose bhi thande ho gaye
Arjun- bosdike teri vajah se ho raha hai ye sab
Tujhe hi shokh chad raha tha usse bulane ka

Daksh- acha Bhai meri galati sorry bas
Ab kya bc gand lega
Hritik- dekh Bhai
Mujhe nahi lagta ki us time kisi ki bhi galti thi
Usne vo kiya jo usko thik laga
Humne vo kiya jo hume thik laga
Ab us baat ko kitna khichna hai ye to humare upar hai na

Arjun- mujhe bc gussa aata hai uska chehra dekh ke
Daksh- to lund humne kaha tha aisi ladki ko date karne ko

Arjun- dimag kharab mat kar bc
Daksh- chal class chalte hai
Nahi to fir koe aandu gandu attendance kaat lega

Hritik- chal
Aur fir sab class me pahuch jate hai
Lekin bc vaha to koe tha hi nahi

Arjun- ye sale kaha mar gaye
Daksh- Hritik tu Pawan se puch class kaha hai hume to bc bataega nahi

Hritik Pawan ko call karta hai
Pawan- ha kya hua
Hritik- class kaha hai bc

Pawan- afternoon me Lab hoti hai bc
Hritik- acha acha sorry

Hritik- abhi to lab hogi na bc
Mujhe bhi apna jaisa bana liya
Daksh- bhosdike ye to puch leta konsi Lab hai aur vo Lab kaha hai

Hritik- tu puch ab
Bc aand kha jaega vo aand khaega

Daksh- hostel chalte hai vaise bhi bc es time Lab me gusne nahi dega
Arjun- ha chal bc
Vaise bhi dimag kharab ho rakha hai

Aur fir ye teeno hostel ki taraf jane lagte hai....

 

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Update-18

Pawan- chalo bc jaldi nahi to late ho jaenge
Daksh- kis chhij ke liye

Pawan- bhosdiwalo tumhe kuch yaad rahta hai kya
Arjun- koe mar gaya hai kya?

Pawan- marega to tu bc
Ab uth jao cake lana hai
Daksh- are happy birthday bhai
Mujhe yaad tha

Arjun bhi uth ke Pawan ko galle lagate hue
Are humare baklund ka birthday hum kaise bhul sakte
Pawan- hat bc
Door ho

Arjun- birthday wale din galliya nahi dete
Pawan- tu to bana hi hai galliya dene ke liye
Aur madarchod mera nahi Hritik ka birthday hai

Daksh- ha pata hai baap ka mat sikha
Pawan- ha ha bc tujhe to sab pata rahta hai
Jaldi chalo nahi to bakery band ho jaegi

Daksh- to bc bakchodi tu kar raha hai
Hum to kabse ready hai
Pawan kuch nahi bolta aur room ke bahar aajata hai
Uske piche piche Daksh aur arjun bhi aajate hai

Aur vo teeno chal dete hai market ki taraf jo jada door nahi thi

Arjun- aaj raat ko to gand tod denge uski behanchod
Pawan- ha sale ko mar marke bandar bana dena hai

Arjun- daru?
Daksh- college bhi jana hai mc kal

Pawan- party weekend me kar lenge
Bc class miss nahi kar sakte
Daksh- ha ye sahi rahega

Abhi ye teeno ja hi rahe the ki kuch seniors ne rook liya

Raj- kaha ja rahe ho be
Pawan- bas yahi tak sir

Raj- esse(daksh) se baat karni hai
Daksh- bolo sir

Raj- tere aur simran ke bich kya chal raha hai?
Sidhe point par aate hue
Daksh- kuch bhi nahi chal raha sir

Raj- dekh bete usse door hai
Apne batch ki ladkiyon ki taraf dhayan de
Daksh- lekin Sir aisa kuch nahi hai

Raj- achi baat hai aisa kuch nahi hai to
Agar kuch hua to tera dusra hath tood ke tere hi pichwade me gussa dunga

Arjun- acha?
Aur agar yahi aapki gand ko main Gurgaon bana du to
Hagne ke liye bilkul bhi mahnat nahi karni padegi

Raj- kya bola be
Janta hai na senior hai hum
Pawan- to bc senior ho to kya Sir pe chadoge
Jab esne bola na ki kuch nahi hai to kuch nahi hai
Aur agar hoga to bc kya kar loge
Kabar khod dunga yahi par

Daksh- Sir aapko kuch galat fami hue hai
Humare bich me kuch nahi hai
Hum to Dost tak nahi hai
Raj- Apne dosto ko samjha bahut muh chalne lag gaya hai enke

Arjun- laat bhi bahut chalti hai
Pyaar se baat karoge to respect milegi nahi to kutta bana denge
Pawan- bc sakal hai nahi aur chale simran ko patane

Es baat par seniors ko gussa aagaya aur unme se do ne Arjun aur Pawan ko pakad liya

Daksh- Sir please hume jane dijiye
Aisa kuch nahi hai
Aapko yakin nahi hota to aap Simran maam se puch lo

Arjun- are bc bahut hua sir
Enki abhi gand ka gobar bana dunga main
Daksh- chhup hoja tu
Sir humare bich kuch nahi hai
Aap hume jane dijiye nahi to next call Mahesh Sir ke pass lagega

Mahesh Sir ka naam sunte hi sabki gand faat gae

Raaj- last time chhod raha hu
Agar mujhe kuch pata chala to acha nahi hoga
Daksh- thank you

Aur jaldi se Arjun Aur Pawan ko leke nikal gaya kyuki ye bosdiwale kuch bhi bol sakte the

Thoda aage nikal kar

Pawan- bosdike bahut fattu hai tu to
Hostel me to bahut badi badi baatein chodta hai
Daksh- dekh Bhai mujhe ladae jhagde pasand nahi hai
Vaise bhi 4 saal gujarne hai yaha to kyu bina matlab ke seniors se uljhana

Arjun- sidhe bol na ki gand faat gae thi
Daksh- ha gand faat gae thi happy

Pawan- kabhi humari kisi se ladae ho gae to bhi tu nahi aaega
Daksh- nahi aaunga
Main humesha se en sabse door raha hu

Arjun- chhod esko bc gandfatu hai sala
Aur fir sab chhup chhap chalne lag

Vaha se cake liya uspar devdas likhaya aur shanti se vapas aagaye
Na kisi ne bakchodi ki aur na hi sutte ki dukan par ruke

Vapas aakar bhi apne apne kamre me chale gaye

Daksh in his room
Bc ab enko kaise samjhau ki mujhe nahi karni ladae
Mera maksad kuch aur hai aur yaha sala khud se hi etni ho rahi hai ki Bc dusro se karne ki kya jarurat hai

Vaise bhi pata nahi logo ko ye kab samjh me aaega ki bc ensab se sirf life destroy hoti hai aur kuch nahi

Sale Dost bhi to aise hi mile hai

Daksh apne hi khayalo me khoya hua tha ki uska phone bajane lagta hai

Na to number unknown tha aur na phone karne wala aur na hi poonam thi lekin naam dekhte hi uske chehre par ek bahut khatarnaak wala gussa aa gaya tha

Jo aaj tak sayad hi yaha kisi ne dekha hoga

Lekin kisi tarah vo apna gussa control karta hai aur phone disconnect kar deta hai

Lekin fir se bajane laga aur usne firse kaat diya

Aisa hi kaafi baar hua lekin Daksh ne attend nahi Kiya aur last me gusse me phone ko switch off karke fek diya

Thodi der pehle vo kuch aur soch raha tha aur ab uska pura dimag ek alag hi direction me chala gaya

Daksh- ek din phone main hi karunga aur khub hasunga tumhri halaat par jo maine ki hogi

Jo jo mere sath hua un sabka badla lunga aur vo bhi ek ek karke

Dard dunga fir usse bharne ka intzaar karunga aur jab us Dard se recover kar hi raha hoga tab firse ek naya dard leke aaunga

Ye silsila jab tak chalega jab tak hum dono me se ek mar na jaye

Har ek chhote se chhote aur bade se bade dard ka hissab lunga

Are ha ye sab hua to paiso ke liye tha na to sabse pehle to ussi ko chhinana hai

Aada to vahi khatam ho jaega aur aadhe ko main kar dunga lekin dheere dheere

Daksh se sab soch hi raha tha ki Karan aagaya

Karan- dinner ke liye nahi chalna kya?
Daksh jaise apne khawabo se nikla

Daksh- abhi to 6 hi baje hai
Karan- Bhai saste nashe mat kiya kar
9 baj rahe hai

Matlab bc usse 3 ghante ho gaye the khud se baatein karte karte

Daksh- bc time ka pata hi nahi
Karan- ab jaldi chal
Sab wait kar rahe hai

Daksh- ha chal
Aur ye dono room se nikle aur fir niche baki sab bhi mil gaye

Aur pahuch gaye mess me

Hritik- sala ye mess ka tatti kha kha kar mar jaenge ek din
Pawan- to Bhai mera kha le
Esse to acha hi hai

Hritik- tune taste kiya hai kya bc
Pawan- mera hai to mujhe idea hai
Tu bata khana hai kya
Bilkul free of cost hai

Karan- bosdiwalo khana khate time tak to ye bakwas mat karo
Pawan- tu bhi kha lena bhai
Free hai sabke liye

Karan- hat bc aur karan thodi side hoke bath gaya
Hritik- kya plan hai aajka

Arjun- kuch plan nahi hai
Bas jake so jaenge bc aur class miss nahi karni mujhe

Daksh- same
Bc abse regular college jaenge

Hritik ne ye puchha to ye janene ke liye ki unko yaad hai ya nahi

Fir aage kuch nahi bola aur sab khana kha ke sutta marne chale gaye

Vaha vahi chhoti moti bakchodi hoti rahi aur fir vapas aagaye

Daksh aaj kafi time baad apna laptop kholta hai aur Autocad open kar leta hai

Vo ek chhij me bahut acha tha jisme sayad hi koe usse hara paye aur vo tha designing

Vo Autocad kholta hai aur apni purani banaye design ko edit karne lagta hai

Ye sayad kuch khas tha aur aage chalke uska future bhi decide karega

Vo bahut waqt hai apna kaam karta hai jab tak Arjun uske room me nahi aajata

Arjun- aaja lavde 12 bajane wale hai
Daksh- ha do minute de bas

Arjun- aisa kya kar raha hai tu
Daksh- tujhe kya bhosdike
Tu to gussa tha na

Arjun- main kab tha
Main to bas tujhe jhatu bol raha tha jo sachae hai
Daksh- ha ha thik hai

Arjun- kar kya raha hai tu
Aur Arjun uske laptop dekhne lagta hai

Arjun- madarchhooodddddd
Ye ye to to,,,,,,,,
Daksh- ha vohi hai
Tujhe bahut knowledge hai eski?

Arjun- tune banaya hai ye
Daksh- nahi mere bhoot ne

Arjun- bc kya banaya hai be
Gand faad
Daksh- abhi bahut improvement ki jarurat hai

Arjun- tujhe ye sab bhi aata hai
Mujhe nahi pata tha?
Daksh- tu mere bare me vo ek percent janta hai jo baki dunia ko bhi pata hai

Arjun- ha abhi to Mujhe bhi aisa hi lag raha hai
Daksh- chal
Daksh apna laptop band karke bolta hai

Arjun- tu banega esko?
Daksh- hmm

Arjun- design to thik hai lekin demo?
Daksh- uska bhi kuch karunga Pehle design to complete ho

Arjun- engine main bana dunga
Daksh- konsa maal fuk ke aaya hai?

Arjun- beta physics topper tha main iit ka
Bakchodi mat kar
Vo to yaha aake priorities change ho gaye
Aur vaise bhi maine aise kafi research paper padhe hai
Daksh- acha bc
Mujhe to pata hi nahi hai

Arjun- beta tu mere bare me ek percent hi janta hai jitna baki dunia janti hai
Daksh- bhosdike mera dialog mere upar hi

Arjun- esse kahte hai sachae

Pawan- teri sachae ek second me teri gand se nikal dunga
Bc bhag ke cake leke aa niche se
Arjun- tu nahi la sakta tha

Pawan- marne ke liye dande tera baap layega fir
Arjun- karan kaha hai?

Pawan- raste me
Aa raha hoga bas

Pawan- tu cake la
Main lath lata hu
Daksh tu uska dhayan rakhna kahi sala gayab ho jaye

Daksh- 5 minutes hai
Jaldi jao
Pawan- ha thik hai
Aur fir sab chale jate hai aur Daksh apne room me jake woodland ke shoes pehan ke aajata hai

Do minutes me hi sab aagaye lekin abhi teen minutes thi esliye socha ek ek cigarette mar li jaye

Esliye sab cigarette peene lage

Yaha lagbhag aadha hostel us floor par aa chuka tha jisme Dost aur dosto ke Dost bhi samil the kyuki free me kisi ki gand todne ke liye sab ready hi rahte the

Jaise hi 12 baje Karan Pawan aur Arjun room me gusse
Daksh nahi gaya kyuki uske hath me lag sakti thi

Arjun aur Karan ne Hritik ke hath aur pair pakad rakhe the aur hawa me utha rakha tha aur pawan uski gand me dande mar raha tha

Pawan- bata bc kitne saal ka hogya
Hritik- Bhai main to aaj hi paida hua hu

Pawan- taaadaaaakkkkk
Hritik- ohhh madarchhooodddddd bakas de bhai

Daksh- dekh bhai
Ya to dande se pit ya laat se
Kyuki ek se to peetna hai

Ye dono hi option Hritik ke liye bure the kyuki yaha sare footballer the jo bc kick se gand tood sakte the

Lekin fir kuch soch ke bola
Laat

Arjun- Daksh aaja
Daksh- kitne saal ka hogya bhai?

Pawan- ye agar sahi na bataye to 30 ke hissab se kar lena
Hritik- Bhai 20 bata to raha hu

Daksh- ek kaam karo esko doggy style me lelo
Aur hath aage kar lena

Hritik ko bechare ko doggy style me laya gaya aur piche se padi Daksh ki pehli kick aur vo etni jor ki thi ki Daksh ka sir wall par lagta lagta bc

Daksh- diwar se door kar esko
Kahi bc gand ke sath sir bhi fudva le

Aur uske baad ek ke baad ek bechare par laate padti gaye

Kisi ne bhi ye golden mokka nahi chhoda

Jab uski halaat kharab ho gaye to sabne taras kha ke usse chhod diya aur fir cake laya gaya

Bahut bada sa cake aur uspar devdas alag hi jhalak raha tha

Hritik- bhosdiwalo yaha bhi bakchodi
Mari hue halat me bola

Uske baad cake kata gaya aur sabne galle milke usko wish kiya

Uske baad mostly sab chale gaye the aur sirf enke group ke londe bach gaye

Pawan- ye le Bhai hum sabki taraf se gift
Jo ek jd ki bottle thi

Hritik- khol lo bhai meri bilkul bhi himmat nahi hai

Fir sabne bath ke ek bottle pee aur aakar room me so gaye

Abhi jada bhasad nahi hue kyuki subah college jana tha.....

 

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Update-19

Next day physics Lab me Arjun aur kiran ko ek group me daal diya gaya tha jisse baki dosto ko thodi tension hone lagi thi ki Arjun kuch aur chutiyapa na kar de

Arjun kiran ko bilkul ignore karke apna kaam kar raha tha aur kiran sad sa face bana kar bas time pass hi karne ki soch rahi thi

Vo Arjun se kuch bol bhi nahi sakti thi aur na uske sath experiment karna chahti thi

Arjun physics me acha tha to vo jaldi jaldi kar raha tha ki finish karke nikal sake

Lekin jab kismat me hi lund likhe ho to koe kar bhi kya hi sakta tha

Vaisa hi kuch yaha hua

Maam aae aur arjun aur kiran ko daat ke bola ki dono ko mil ke experiment karna hai nahi to dono ko hi zero mil jaega

Esliye Arjun ne thodi side chhod di aur kiran ko bhi jagah di

Uske baad dono bina aapas me bole experiment karne lage aur jaldi hi finish karke nikal bhi gaye

Jab sab kuch shanti se ho gaya to bakiyo ne bhi apna experiment par dhayan dena suru kar diya kyuki abhi tak to vo log un dono ko hi dekh rahe the

Sab ho jane ke baad vapas hostel aagaye aur sath me aagaya weekend lekin uske sath hi final exam ki date sheet bhi

Jisse sabki faati hue thi

Sab thodi bahut bakchodi karke aakar so gaye lekin Daksh ko nind nahi aa rahi thi Esliye vo park ki side me chala gaya aur vahi par usse Priya mil gae

Priya- kya baat hai hero
Aajkal dikhate hi nahi ho
Daksh- dikhne ka fayda kya hai
Tumne dil jo tod diya mera

Priya- mokka to tumhe hi diya tha pehle
Lekin tum the jo apni Dunia se bahar hi nahi aae
Daksh- mujhe Kab diya

Priya- ladkiya sirf hint deti hai
Aur maine us din jab night out mara tha tab hint di thi tumhe
Daksh- nashe me thi tum

Priya- tere se jada stamina rakhti hu main peene me
Us din to bas acting ki thi ki sayad thoda dhayan dede
Daksh- mujhe laga tum nashe me bol rahi ho

Priya- ab esse to hogya na tumhra nuksaan
Daksh- abhi koe chance hai kya?

Priya- ab to maine kisi aur ko pakad liya
Daksh- to main kab bol raha hu ki chhod do usse

Priya- acha matlab cheat karne ko bol raha hai
Daksh- main sirf etna bol raha hu ki agar tumhra man hai to thik otherwise rahne do

Priya- ab kuch nahi ho sakta
Ab to tum bas hila sakte ho
Daksh- etne bhi bure din nahi aae mere

Priya- tu bole to Shweta se karavau kuch
Daksh- relationship nahi chahiye

Priya- main baat kara sakti hu
Uske baad teri gand me guda ho to aage kar lena
Daksh- baat karne ka hi to time nahi hai

Priya- ha ha bc bahut busy hai na tu
Daksh- kisi ki direct dila sakti hai to bata
Ye bc babu sona wala randirona nahi hai hota mere se

Priya- jab tak kisi se baat hi nahi karega to koe kya samne se aake bolegi ki aaja aur faad de meri
Daksh- ha aisi ka hi wait kar raha hu
Nahi to tu to hai hi

Priya- bhul ja mujhe
Maine chance diya tha
Jo tune gava diya
Daksh- ye bata ye(uske boobs ki taraf ishare karke) etne bade kaise hogaye

Priya- malish karvati hu enki
Daksh- hume bhi kabhi mokka do

Priya- bol to rahi hu Shweta se kara deti hu
Daksh- usme vo baat kaha jo tujhme hai
Ha thresome wali bakchodi kare to bata

Priya- no thank you
Acha maine suna tera breakup hogya?
Daksh- tabhi to teri jaisiyo par try maar raha hu

Priya- that's so rude daksh
Main yaha teri help kar rahi hu aur tu mujhe hi aisa bol raha hai
Daksh- ek baar dede yaar
Bahut appealing lagti hai mujhe tu

Priya- abhi to bol raha tha ki meri jaisyo?
Daksh- ha na me bata

Priya- jab breakup hoga tab dekhungi
Daksh- kal hi kara du tera break

Priya- kyuuuu????
Hum dono bahut khush hai
Daksh- mera jada bada hai

Priya- lekin tujhe sirf sarir se matlab hai
Daksh- etna bada hai ki sab kuch bhula dega

Priya- nahi bhulna mujhe
Daksh- marji hai teri
Main to bas tujhe jannat dikhana chahta tha

Priya- vo to ek din dekh hi lungi
Daksh- abhi dekhne me kya jata hai

Priya- Daksh yaar samjha kar main relationship me hu
Daksh- thik hai
Lekin baad me agar mera man nahi Kiya to mat bolna mujhe
Main kisi ka gulam nahi hu ki jab kisi ka man karega vaise hi main react karu

Priya- tu samjh nahi raha hai
main bhi chahti hu
Lekin main usse cheat bhi nahi karna chahti
Daksh- jaisi teri marji main ja raha hu

Daksh vaha se utha aur hostel ki taraf jane laga ki thodi door par usse kiran akeli bathi dikh jati hai jo Daksh ko hi dekh rahi thi

Daksh aur uski ek najar mili
Usse laga sayad Daksh uske pass aaega lekin Daksh usse ignore karke nikal gaya

Vaha se sidhe hostel gaya aur Arjun ke room me pahuch gaya

Arjun soya pada tha to uske hi bed par usko laat marke let gaya

Arjun nind me hi
Bhosdike tujhe meri gand marne ki aadat ho gaye hai kya?
Kahi par bhi nahi tikne deta

Daksh- ab teri gand hai hi etni pyaari to main kya karu
Arjun- thoda door rah
Bc nind aa rahi hai

Daksh apne pair uske pairo par daal ke
Mujhe bhi

Arjun- Daksh pareshan mat kar
Daksh- maal fukega

Arjun- abhi nahi
Raat ko dekhte hai
Daksh- lake par

Arjun- bola to abhi nahi
Bc nind ki gand mat maar
Daksh- chalna shayam ho gae hai

Arjun- aaj Hritik ki party hai raat ko
Abhi soja nahi to raat ko gand mar jaegi
Daksh- mujhe to nahi bataya

Arjun- class me bhi bataya tha sabko
Bc kuch yaad rahe to tujhe
Daksh- aaja girls hostel ki side chalte hai

Arjun- gand marani hai?
Daksh- mohini se teri setting karani hai

Arjun- lund bc
Block kar diya usne mujhe
Daksh- karane ki jimedari meri?

Arjun- kaise karaega
Daksh- ek shirt par

Arjun- ha ha thik hai nahi ladunga kiran se kabhi
Daksh- waw bc bina bole hi samjh gaya
Ab khada ho aur change karle

Arjun- change kya karna hai bc
Daksh- bhosdike ladki ko propose karne ja raha hai
Aise jaega

Arjun- ha
Daksh- hath muh to dho le
Kahi bc dar ke na bhag jaye

Arjun- ha thik
Tu 5 minute wait kar
Aur Arjun washroom me gus gaya

Aur kuch der baad dono nikal gaye girls hostel ki taraf

Arjun- Abe sale
Maaf karna gusse me edar udar nikal jata hu
Lekin last time kismat kharab thi ki vo mil gae
Es baar kya guarantee hai ki vo milegi
Daksh- koe guarantee nahi hai

Arjun- Abe sale...
Daksh- be positive bhosdike

Arjun- vo bhi tere sath rah ke
Lund mera bc

**** Daksh kisi ki aawaz aae

Daksh- bc meri fan following aajkal bhadati hi ja rahi hai
Bina piche mude bola
Arjun- Bhai jis kaam se aaye hai vo karle pehle

**** Daksh firse aawaz aae

Arjun- kon gand mara raha hai
Chhilate hue piche muda aur vaha ruhi khadi thi

Usse dekh ke
Arjun- Maa kasam kya lund kismat hai bc meri

Daksh ne Arjun ko piche kiya aur muskurate hue

Daksh- sorry eske liye
Bolo?

Ruhi- vo Hritik ka birthday hai to kya tum ye gift dedoge usse meri taraf se
Daksh- main?
Thoda confusion me

Ruhi- mujhe pata hai tum kya soch rahe ho
Lekin galti to insaan se hi hoti hai na
Jaise aaj(arjun ki taraf dekh ke) fir se hue
Aur mujhe aisa ladka bilkul nahi chahiye jo ladki ke liye Dost chhod debolDaksh aur Arjun dono ek dusre ko dekhne lage ki ye kya hua bc

Ruhi- friends?
Daksh ki taraf hath karte hue boli
Daksh bhi shocked halaat me hath milata hai

Ruhi- tum thik ho?
Daksh- ha bilkul kyu?

Ruhi- aise hi pucha?
Gift dedoge?
Arjun- nahi

Ruhi- kyu?
Sorry bolna hai kya mujhe bhi
Arjun- sayad lekin usse bhi kaam nahi chalega

Ruhi- to fir kisse chalega
Daksh- gift khud dete hai

Ruhi- main kaise du
College me aaj dikha nahi
Aur ab time bhi hogya hai
Daksh- we can help you with that if...

Ruhi- if??
Daksh- if you will help us

Ruhi- ye kaisi dosti hue jisme help ke badle help ki jaye
Daksh- humari
Ab jaldi se bolo hume bahut kaam hai

Ruhi muskurate hue
Acha thik hai bolo

Daksh- vo tumhri friend hai na jisse tum us din baat kar rahi thi...
Ruhi- bhul jao
Vo nahi paegi
Aur esliye tum yaha gum rahe ho

Daksh- mujhe nahi patani
Vo kya hai na ye usse bahut pyaar karta hai
Kal hi nash kaat raha tha apne hath ki
Arjun- bc ye kya bol raha hai

Daksh- agar vo nahi mili to jee nahi paega
Ab dekho tum humari friend ho to tumhe kya acha lagega ki tumhra ek dost suvar ki maut mare

Ruhi- hahahahhaaha bilkul acha nahi lagega agar mera koe dost suvar ki maut mare to
Lekin agar vo Dost Arjun ho to alag baat hai

Daksh- vohi to ye to suvar ki maut bhi deserve nahi karta
Esliye esse nahi marna chahiye
To please help kardo
Ruhi- jo esse comment kiya Hai uske baad muskil hai

Daksh- bol dena comment maine kiye the
Ruhi- fir vo tumse gussa ho jaegi

Daksh- chalega
Baad me baat kar lenge
Ruhi- okay I will try

Daksh- try nahi karna pakka se karvana hai
Ruhi- OK thik hai thik hai

Daksh- thanks
Chal Arjun apna kaam ho gaya

Ruhi- oye hello aur mera kaam?
Daksh- konsa kaam

Ruhi- jada bano mat
Maine mohini se baat bhi nahi ki hai
Daksh- lekin tumne Dost ko promise kiya hai

Ruhi- maine kab kiya promise?
Daksh- abhi man me

Ruhi- Daksh please
Mujhe hostel me entry nahi milegi
Daksh- acha chal tum bhi kya yaad rakhogi ki kis dilwale se pala pada tha

Fir teeno sath sath chalne lagte hai

Daksh- Arjun Hritik ko call karna
Arjun- suvar logo ko phone nahi karna aata
Jisse sunke Daksh aur ruhi dono hasne lagte hai

Ruhi- are gussa hogaye
I promise main karvaungi tum dono ki
Okay?
Par please nas mat katna
Arjun- bahut kutte Dost mile hai bc

Ruhi- ab unhi se kaam chalana padega
Daksh- tu phone karna

Arjun- aur bolu kya?
Daksh- bolna ki ruhi ko dora pada hai aur vo baar baar tera naam le rahi hai

Ruhi- dakshhhhhh
Daksh- are dekhna bhagta hua aaega

Ruhi- nahi etni jaldi nahi hai mujhe
Daksh- kuch bhi bol de bhai
Aa jaega

Arjun phone nikalta hai aur Hritik ke number dial karne lagta hai

Hritik- hello
Arjun- kaha hai?

Hritik- room pe
Arjun- jaldi hospital aa ja

Hritik- kyu bc marne wala hai kya tu
Arjun- Abe vo ruhi ke dora pada hai aur vo baar baar tera naam le rahi hai

Hritik- kyu bakchodi kar raha hai behanchod
Arjun- gate Par khade hai
Aaja sutta chai peene chalte hai

Hritik- sidha sidha nahi bol sakta gandu
Arjun- ab bol diya na

Hritik- aa raha hu
Aur phone kaat jata hai

Ruhi- you......
Arjun- ye kya baat hue
Ek to help karo upar se gussa bhi saho

Ruhi- bahut kamine ho tum
Daksh- vo to hum hai hi
Arjun- ab hum chalte hai
Tum log kar lena vo babu sona wali baat
Aur public ka dhayan rakhna

Ruhi- tum niklo mujhe sab pata hai
Daksh- kya jamana aagaya hai bhai
Koe nahi tu chal bhai.....

 

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Update-20

Hritik gate par aata hai aur samne hi ruhi dikh jati hai lekin usse ignore karta hai jo ruhi ko thoda bura laga lekin fir normal ho gaye kyuki Hritik apni jagah sahi hi tha

Hritik apna phone nikalta hai aur Daksh ke number dial karta hai

Hritik- kaha ho bchodo
Daksh- hospital bhai

Hritik- bakchodi mat karo
Daksh- yaar sach me hospital me hi hai
Vo Arjun ko bejh raha hu tu apni shocks dedena
Sayad uski smell se ruhi ka dora bhag jaye

Hritik- Vo mere samne khadi hai
Tu mil fir batata hu
Daksh- khatam karke aajana uncle ki dukan par
Aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai

Ruhi- hritik
Bahut pyaar se bolti hai
Etni pyaar se ki Hritik chah kar bhi ignore nahi kar paya

Ruhi- I'm sorry for that day
And a very happy birthday
Gift aage karte hue bolti hai
Hritik- thank you
But main ye accept nahi kar sakta

Ruhi- kyu? Sad sa face bana ke
Hritik- tumhe pata hai na mere Dost kon hai
Aur tumhe vo bilkul pasand nahi hai
Main un logo me se bilkul nahi hu jo ladki ke liye Dost chhod de

Ruhi- kya tum mere Dost Arjun aur Daksh ki baat kar rahe ho?
Hritik- tumhre dost?

Ruhi- ha
Tumhre bhi hai?
What a coincidence
Hritik thoda confused ho jata hai

Ruhi- main sach bol rahi hu
Daksh aur Arjun mere Dost hai
Agar tumhe yakin nahi hota to call karke puch lo
Hritik- aur ye Kab hua?

Ruhi- bas thodi der pehle hi
Hritik- acha esliye un salo ne acting karke mujhe yaha bulaya hai

Ruhi- hmm
Hritik- lekin tumhe dore padte hai?
Mazak me bola

Ruhi- Hritik please
Vo log kuch bhi bol dete hai
Hritik- ab sayad tumhe aadat dal leni chahiye
Kyuki tumhre Dost jo hai

Tabhi Hritik ka phone firse bajane lagta hai jo Arjun ka tha

Arjun- bas karo bc kya aaj hi bache paida kar doge
Jaldi aaja uncle ki dukan par
Bill tujhe hi pay karna hai
Hritik- ha aa raha hu aand mat khao
Aur Hritik phone kaat deta hai

Ruhi- main bhi chalu?
Hritik- agar tumhe late nahi ho raha to

Ruhi- vo main manage kar lungi
Hritik- chalo fer

Uske baad ye dono bhi uncle ki dukan par pahuch jate hai

Arjun- uncle purana kuch bill baki to nahi hai
Ye sutte wala uncle hai

Uncle- nahi beta
Daksh- to ek kaam karo agle mahine ka advance me eske(hritik) khate me likh lo

Hritik- lund bc mera
Uncle do chai dedo aur ek cigarette
Arjun- dekh rahe ho uncle
Ladki aate hi kaise badal gaye

Uncle- akasar aisa hi hota hai beta
Lekin Hritik beta nahi badlega
Arjun- matlab hum badal jaenge

Uncle- baki sab ka to pata nahi lekin tu sabse pehle badlega
Aur uncle hasne lage

Daksh- bilkul sahi bola uncle aapne
Arjun- dil hi tod diya uncle aapne to aaj

Uncle- koe baat nahi first year me hi ho abhi
Aage Bahut baar tutna hai
Uncle ruhi aur Hritik ko chai dete hue bolte hai

Uncle- kya naam hai beta aapka?
Ruhi- ruhi uncle ji

Uncle- Bahut acha ladka hai ye(hritik)
Ache se rahna
Uske sir par hath rakh ke bolte hai

Ruhi- Ji uncle
Daksh- Bhai mujhe apan dono ki bejati kyu feel ho rahi hai

Hritik- kyuki ho rahi hai
Daksh- ruhi tum eske birthday party me nahi aa rahi?

Arjun- mujhe pakka yakin hai esne invite bhi nahi kiya hoga
Ruhi- nahi vo actually hostel wale allow nahi karte

Daksh- vo to main karva dunga simran ko bol ke
Arjun- fir seniors chutad fodne aajenge

Ruhi- tum Simran Ma'am ko jante ho?
Daksh- Bahut kareb se Arjun ki side dekh ke

Arjun- meri taraf kya dekh raha hai be
Daksh- bas bata raha tha

Arjun- jarurat nahi hai
Daksh- acha tumne bataya nahi ki tum aa rahi ho ya nahi

Ruhi- vaha sab ladke honge
Main kya karungi
Arjun- kon kon ladkiya hai

Hritik- Simran, priya, Rashmi, aur ek do aur hai
Arjun- Bahut din ho gaye yaar Rashmi ko dekhe

Daksh- ek room chahiye yaar mujhe
Arjun- tu aa hi mat na bhai
Jada acha rahega

Daksh- ho kaha rahi hai vaise?
Arjun- mujhe kya pata bc

Daksh- Hritik se puch raha hu
Hritik- Simran Ma'am ke flat par

Daksh- fir to ruchi bhi hogi
Arjun- humare liye bakas de kisi ko

Daksh- mohini hai to
Arjun- kaha hai?

Daksh- are maan hi le ab to
Promise jo kiya hai?
Ruhi- jaisi tumhri harkate hai us hisaab se man to bilkul nahi hai mera

Hritik- tumne esko promise kiya hai?
Galti bahut badi galti
Daksh- bas ho gaya aaj ka
Chalo hostel chalte hai
Aur tune daru leli?

Hritik- Kal hi leli thi bc
Arjun- Aur maal

Hritik- sab leliya
Ek kaam karo tum dono jake baki sab ko ekhata karlo
Fir 9 baje ke aas pas chalenge

Daksh- Aur tu kya karega bc
Hritik- kuch kaam hai

Arjun- chal bhai
Esko Ladki mil gaye ab ye hume kaha hi puchega
Aur Daksh aur Arjun vaha se chale jate hai

Ye Hritik ne bola bhi kisko hai Daksh aur Arjun ko

Enko salo ko do minutes baad ye bhi yaad nahi rahta ki bc aaj party hai

Daksh- sun ek kaam karega?
Arjun- gand dega to?

Daksh- bata na
Arjun- bol kar dunga ek ahsaan

Daksh- ****** us area ka hai na tu
Arjun- ha

Daksh- janta hai vaha aas pass kisi ko
Arjun- ek to bc sidhe sidhe bola kar mujhe

Daksh- bina koe question kare kaam kare to bata
Arjun- bina question kare to nahi karunga

Daksh- fir jane de
Arjun- jane de to bc
Mujhe ganta fark nahi padta

Arjun- acha ye bata tera aur teri family ke bich kya scene hai
Daksh- tujhe kya matlab bc

Arjun- agar tu bata dega to tera kaam kar dunga vo bhi bina kuch puche aur ha agar sach bataega to
Daksh- tujhe kaise pata chalega ki main sach bol raha hu ya juth

Arjun- jo tu bolega main usse sach maan lunga
Ye baat hai bahut simple lekin sala bahut deep chot deti hai

Daksh- hum sab alag rahte hai
Kisi ko kisi se koe matlab nahi hai
Jisko jo karna hai vo kare
Arjun- aisa kyu?

Daksh- kya reason hota hai
Arjun- nahi pata

Daksh- chhod na bc
Kyu gade murde ukhad rakha hai
Arjun- to bc tujhe paise kon deta hai

Daksh- mujhe kon dega
Main bahut sudh gareeb hu
Arjun- bakchodi mat kar

Daksh- bas aajate hai bhai
Arjun- chhod tu bata kya kaam tha

Daksh- tere area me ek dadu Bhai naam ka aadmi rahta hai kya?
Arjun- vo mera area nahi hai
Aur ha rahta hai sayad koe gunda hai

Daksh- kitna bada gunda?
Arjun- jada nahi vo local type ke nahi hote hai jo politician ka chatate rahte hai
Us type ka hai
Tujhe kya kaam hai?

Daksh usse look deta hai jaise bol raha ho ki sale question nahi puchna

Arjun- ha sorry
Tu bol
Daksh- aur kya pata hai tujhe uske bare me

Arjun- tapori hai
Vasuli ka dhanda hai
Ek chota Bhai hai uske hi jaisa
Daksh- bas

Arjun- ha jada khash nahi hai
Daksh- thik?

Arjun- marna hai kya usse?
Daksh- aisa hi samjh le

Arjun- uda de sale ko
Log pareshan ho rakhe hai
Arjun majak me bolta hai

Fir aise hi bakchodi karte karte hostel pahuch jate hai jaha Pawan ke room me bath ke pubg khelne lagte hai

Pawan- exam ke bare me kya socha hai?
Daksh- bahut din hai abhi soch lenge

Pawan- bc 10 din hi to hai
Arjun- sale paap lage tujhe das din kam lag rahe hai

Karan- sun main kya bolta hu es baar puri ki puri book chhap lejate hai
Arjun- usse kya hoga be
Number hi ache aaenge na

Karan- aur kya chahiye?
Daksh- chhod Arjun chutiyo ko ye nahi batana chahiye ki vo chutiya hai

Pawan- next year se asli gand marni start ho jaegi
Arjun- ajeeb negative banda hai yaar tu
Agle janam ki baat ko leke abhi ro raha hai

Ye uhi bakchodi karte karte game khelte hai aur essi bich jetne bhi phone aate hai un sabko kaat dete hai

Vahi Hritik apne aap ko kos raha tha ki kin chutiyo ko bol diya usne

Thodi der baad gate jor se khulta hai aur Hritik andar aata hai

Pawan- virgra kha ke aaya hai kya behanchod
Hritik- bhosdiyoke kya bola tha tum dono ko
9 baje nikalna tha

Arjun- Abe en salo ne batha liya
Hum to bolne hi aaye the
Karan- o mc

Hritik- bas ab jaldi se utho
Sab wait kar rahe hai
Daksh- ha chalo
Bc har waqt late kara dete ho

Daksh ko sab ignore karte hai aur fir jaldi se tayar hoke simran ke flat par pahuch jate hai

Simran aur baki log unka hi wait kar rahe the

Simran- badi jaldi aagaye?
Hritik- sorry vo......

Simran- birthday boy sorry nahi bolta aur usko hug karke birthday wish karti hai

Vaise mujhe pura yakin hai ki ye late endono(Daksh aur Arjun) ki vajah se hua hoga

Daksh- dil tod rahe ho aap
Hum dono hi to sabko leke aaye hai

Simran- chhodo aajao
Fir sab andar aate hai yaha Rashmi Priya ruchi pehle se hi thi

Sabne Hritik ko birthday wish kiya aur fir Hritik ne sabko ruhi se introduce karaya

Uske baad thodi bahut vahi cake wali bakchodi hoti hai aur Uske baad sab daru leke bath jate hai

Simran- to Hritik girlfriend kab banae
Aur bataya bhi nahi
Daksh- humare jaise Dost ho to sab kuch aise hi hota hai

Ruchi- tumhre jaise Dost bhagwan kisi ko na de
Daksh- ohh tum yaha par ho
Maine dhayan hi nahi diya

Ruchi- tumhre dhayan dene ya na dene se kisko fark padta hai
Daksh- bataunga tumhe ye bhi thoda intezaar karo

Simran- Pawan tum kyu chhup ho?
Pawan- maal kaha hai?

Hritik- Bhai yahi hai
Tu naraj kyu hota hai
Pawan- to gand me kyu de rakha hai nikal le

Arjun- Rashmi Maam aap kaha the etne Dino se?
Rashmi- are bas project aur job ke silsile me yaha vaha gum rahi thi

Arjun- aankhen hi taras gae thi aapko dekhe
Rashmi- hahahaha sorry
Aage se tumhe bata ke jaya karungi

Karan- dhayan se Ma'am
Ye pant utarne me jara bhi waqt nahi lagaega
Rashmi- beta jaha tak mujhe pata hai tumse to late hi hoga ye

Pawan- humare Bhai ke karname seniors tak masur ho rahe hai
Wah bc
Karan- aisa kuch nahi hai
Main thahra sarif ladka

Rashmi- seniors ki najar ja chuki hai tujh par
Dhayan rakhna
Karan- are jab tak aap ho tab tak kya fikar karna

Rashmi- mere par hi try marne lag gaya tu
Karan- kosis karte rahna chahiye
Kahi na Kahi, kabhi na kabhi kamyabi jarur milti hai

Simran- tumhra sahi hai bilkul
Jaha ched dikhe vahi gusne ki kosis karne lag jate ho

Daksh- humari hi kismat kharab hai sala
Rashmi- Daksh bas kar ab
Hume sab pata hai

Daksh- ye sala mere bare me afvah kon faila raha hai
Arjun- mujhe to khud par shak ho raha hai

Daksh- aaj se dosti khatam
Main Rashmi Maam ke sath rah lunga
Simran- hahahahaha
Tum sabke sab ek jaise ho

Rashmi- Pawan roll ho gaya ho to jala bhi le
Pawan- aapne kaha aur humne jala diya
Aur joint jala ke Rashmi ko pass karta hai

Ab yaha ladkiya bahut thi aur kahi na kahi Daksh ka ruhi ko chhod ke har jagah chance tha to vo soch raha tha ki aaj kiske sath try kiya jaye

Simran ka to usse pata tha ki uski to firse bajani hai lekin ek aur aaj mil jaye to kya kharabi hai

Ye sochte sochte usne Rashmi ko aaj ke liye side me kiya kyuki usme thoda time lag sakta tha

Ab bachi Priya aur ruchi
Usne kuch soch ke Priya ko bhi hata diya kyuki sala bahut nakhre chhod rahi thi

Esliye usne decide kiya ki aaj to ruchi ko hi chodna hai aur sali bol bhi bahut rahi hai

Daksh soch hi raha tha ki Simran ne joint usko pass kiya

Priya- tu kiske khawabo me khoya hua hai?
Daksh- hai ko
Tujhe kya?

Priya- gussa kyu ho raha hai
I'm just asking
Daksh- aur main bhi bas bata hi raha hu

Fir sab aise hi bakchodi karte hue nashe karne lage aur dheere dheere sab dher hone lage

Sabse pehle Hritik ki bandi hue uske baad Rashmi fir pawan karan aur fir hritik

Ab bach gaye the Arjun Daksh Simran aur ruchi
Arjun ne apna joint uthaya aur chala gaya

Priya ke bande ka message aagaya tha to vo bhi chali gae

Simran ne Daksh ko ishara kiya aur vo bhi room me chali gaye

Sabse pehle to Daksh ne usse message karke bol diya thoda time lagega vo samjh gae

Fir ab bach gaye ruchi aur Daksh

Daksh ne ek joint jalaya aur ruchi ke side me aake bath gaya

Daksh- kya chal raha hai
Ek puff marte hue bola
Ruchi- tujhse matlab

Daksh- kis baat ka gussa kar rahi hai tu?
Ruchi- tujhe nahi pata

Daksh- pata hota to puchta kyu
Ruchi- fir jab tujhe kuch pata hi nahi hai to batane ka kya fayda

Daksh ne usse joint diya aur bola
Tu bataegi to pata chalega na

Ruchi- tu janwar haiv
Koe feeling nahi hai kya tujhme?
Daksh- sidhe sidhe bol yaar

Ruchi- tune kya kiya tha us raat trip pe
Daksh- tune karaya tha

Ruchi- main bas masti kar rahi thi
Tu pura janwar ban gaya
Daksh- dekh bike pe the aur nashe me bhi
Kuch ho jata to bc

Ruchi- aur agle din kaise react kar raha tha tu jaise main koe randi hu

Ab Daksh ko lagne lag gaya tha ki kuch ho sakta hai to usne ruchi ke pairo par hath rakh ke sahlane lag gaya

Daksh- ha na tu lekin sirf meri
Ruchi- nahi hu main
Mera boyfriend hai samjha
Aur uska hath hata deti hai

Daksh uske side me khada hua aur apni shirt nikal de
Aur uske side me bath ke pehle joint liya aur fir dhua muh me bharke ruchi ke muh ke bilkul pas aagaya

Do second to ruchi ne react nahi kiya lekin tisre second usne apna muh khol diya aur dono ke honth mil gaye

Jada der ke liye nahi lekin jitna bhi tha acha tha

Daksh- room hai nahi aur yaha bhi thik nahi hai
Bathroom me chalte hai
Ruchi- koe jag gaya to

Daksh- sab bahut nashe me hai
Koe nahi jagega
Aur Daksh uska hath pakad ke usse bathroom me leke jane laga

Ruchi ko bhi to yehi chahiye tha aur vaise bhi Daksh ne pehal ki thi to vo bhi piche piche chalne lagi

Bathroom me guste hi Daksh ne shower on kar diya aur dusre side ruchi ko buri tarah chumne chatne laga

Do second me hi dono nange ho gaye the

Ruchi ke bade bade chuchiyo ko dekh ke to vo jaise pagal hi ho gaya tha aur jor jor se dabane aur marne laga

Ruchi- ahhh Daksh aaram se dard hota hai
Lekin ab Daksh kaha rukne wala tha

Vo firse janwar banane hi wala tha ki ruchi ne dimag lagaya aur jaldi se niche bath ke Daksh ke lund ko muh me bhar liya

Ek jhatke me jo ruchi ne muh me dala tha usse Daksh ko aisa laga jaise abhi jhad jaega

Etne wild tarike se sayad hi kisi ne Daksh ka lund chusa hoga

Vo bhi ruchi ke baal pakad ke jor jor se uske muh ko chodne laga

Es time jaise un dono me competition chal rha tha ki koe piche nahi hatega

Ruchi ki saas fulne lagi lekin Bhai himat thi ladki me

Aakhir kar Daksh ne hi usse chhoda aur toilet seat par ulta kar diya

Aur do teen thapad uski gand me jor jor se mare

Ruchi- ahhh bc maar aur tej maar
Aaj dikha kitni mardangi hai tujhme
Daksh bhi josh me hi tha aur usne agle hi jhatke me pura ka pura lund ek baar me gussa diya

Ruchi- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bcccc
Chhodd aur tej chhod
Etne din ka pura badla lungi aaj
Aur vo khud gand aage piche karke Daksh ko help karne lagi

Ess position me thodi der rahe uske baad Daksh ne usse God me utha liya Aur shower ke niche lejake buri tarah chodne laga

Dono pani me bhi buri tarah pasine me ho chuke the

Aur jor jor se thap thap thap thap ki aawaze aane lagi

Fir ruchi ko diwar par laga ke chodne laga

Etna maal fuka hua tha ki jaldi se to kisi ka hone wala nahi tha

Aur ye Dono hawas me pagal hoke ek dusre ko katane lag gaye

Daksh- aaj to teri gand bhi fategi bc
Ruchi- don't touch my ass
Aur Daksh ka lund pakad ke vapas chut me gussa diya

Lagbhag ek ghante dono ke bich damdar chudai hue Aur fir ruchi to bahar aake soffe par turant so gaye

Aur Daksh second round ke liye Simran ke kamre me chala gaya.....