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Man to bahute hai lekin Ghar se nikale Jane ka dar bhi hai khun pasina ki kamai hai
Tu paresaan naa ho balk iska bhi upaaye hai tu biwi ko hi pahle apne vash mai karle phir jiski chut maar yaa gaand maar wo kisi ko kuch nahi batayegi
 
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Sab se phle aap apni padosan jo nayi nayi aayi hai uski month period pad lelo or usko raat ke samay 3 baje kisi ekant jagh par beth jao jaha koi aata jaata naa ho or chand waha se aapke bilkul saamne ho uske baad pad ko apne right hand mai pakd kar rakho or mantro ka upcharan karo

Ohm kamaya istiri mai vash kuru-kuru sawaha......


Ye mant 108 baar jaap karna hai or jaha par istiri bola hai waha par us ladki ya aurat ka naam lena hai or jese hi 108 baar mantro ka jaap pura hota hai turan apna sir uper utha kar chand ki trf dekhna hai or apni lambi si jibh nikal kar pakde huye pad ko 7 baar chatna hai or chatne ke baad

Oha nmo Mahayachi mam..... vashi s swaha.........

Bolna hai vashi karn ki vidhi samapt ho jayegi.......


Note : Agr delete kiya to report Ikonik ke pass jaayegi or Baat kharab hogi
 
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Sab se phle aap apni padosan jo nayi nayi aayi hai uski month period pad lelo or usko raat ke samay 3 baje kisi ekant jagh par beth jao jaha koi aata jaata naa ho or chand waha se aapke bilkul saamne ho uske baad pad ko apne right hand mai pakd kar rakho or mantro ka upcharan karo

Ohm kamaya istiri mai vash kuru-kuru sawaha......


Ye mant 108 baar jaap karna hai or jaha par istiri bola hai waha par us ladki ya aurat ka naam lena hai or jese hi 108 baar mantro ka jaap pura hota hai turan apna sir uper utha kar chand ki trf dekhna hai or apni lambi si jibh nikal kar pakde huye pad ko 7 baar chatna hai or chatne ke baad

Oha nmo Mahayachi mam..... vashi s swaha.........

Bolna hai vashi karn ki vidhi samapt ho jayegi.......
Aisa to na hoga yaad karen kauno ka aur vasikaran kauno aur hui jaye jaisa amodita sath hua
 

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