Humor masti hui sasti

[Devileyes]

Kyu ap ne bhi milna garima se?

Ab Buryaani ka bhuka kiya nhi karta

 

[Rahul]

Jaha tak ab mai dekh rah hu aap ke name ke niche wo chamchamati name palt nhi dikh rahi hai

Meko nikaal diya

 

[Devileyes]

Meko nikaal diya

Ye to hona hi tha ab kaam par dhayaan hi nahi doge or shirf Buryaani khaane par rahoge to aesa to hona laajim tha naa bhaiwa

 

[Rahul]

Ye to hona hi tha ab kaam par dhayaan hi nahi doge or shirf Buryaani khaane par rahoge to aesa to hona laajim tha naa bhaiwa

Pareshan nakko hone ka andhera kayam rahega tum nacho kauno ko dikhai noi dega

 

[Aanand]

Sab se phle aap apni padosan jo nayi nayi aayi hai uski month period pad lelo or usko raat ke samay 3 baje kisi ekant jagh par beth jao jaha koi aata jaata naa ho or chand waha se aapke bilkul saamne ho uske baad pad ko apne right hand mai pakd kar rakho or mantro ka upcharan karo

Ohm kamaya istiri mai vash kuru-kuru sawaha......


Ye mant 108 baar jaap karna hai or jaha par istiri bola hai waha par us ladki ya aurat ka naam lena hai or jese hi 108 baar mantro ka jaap pura hota hai turan apna sir uper utha kar chand ki trf dekhna hai or apni lambi si jibh nikal kar pakde huye pad ko 7 baar chatna hai or chatne ke baad

Oha nmo Mahayachi mam..... vashi s swaha.........

Bolna hai vashi karn ki vidhi samapt ho jayegi.......


Note : Agr delete kiya to report Ikonik ke pass jaayegi or Baat kharab hogi

Koi saral vidhi batao bhai itna nautanki hamse na ho payega

 

[Rahul]

Aanjane yahan aao

 

[Devileyes]

Koi saral vidhi batao bhai itna nautanki hamse na ho payega

Maine vidhi bata di hai
Ab saral vidhi ke liye sampark kare BURYAANI KHANE WAALE RAHUL JI SE ye unhi ka thread hai ab wo hi bataye koi saral vidhi

 

[Rahul]

Maine vidhi bata di hai
Ab saral vidhi ke liye sampark kare BURYAANI KHANE WAALE RAHUL JI SE ye unhi ka thread hai ab wo hi bataye koi saral vidhi

Hamko na pata hai vasikaran

 

[Rahul]

vasikaran
1:- Gyani ko Gyan se
2:-Laalchi ko lalach se
3:-kami ko kaam se
4:-jarurat mand ko help karke
5:-dara kar bhi hota
Bas inna hi pata hai mujhe

 

[Devileyes]

Hamko na pata hai vasikaran

Tab thread ka naam vashikarn kiyu rakha hai Ganta bajane ke liye kya

Ek kaam karta hu totka hi pel deta hu