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Agli subah bharat jaldi se taiyar hoke nikla aur jaate jaate usne Rakesh ko bhi fone kiya
"Hi Dad.. Enjoying na.." bharat ne apna blazer pehen ke kaha
"yes son... coming soon, may be 5 days" Rakesh ne jawab diya
"great.. and mom... where is she.." bharat me juice peete hue kaha
"Oh she .. She is fantastic hahahhaa" Rakesh ne kaha
"Come on you oldies... See you soon.. Tke care" Kehke bharat ne fone cut kiya aur shalini se alvida leke office ke liye nikal gaya.. Colaba se nikal ke, bharat khar ki taraf badhne laga... Khar station ke bahar hi ek bandhe ko gaadi mein bithaya aur kaafi lambi drive ke baad woh pahunch Crawford Market Irani hotel
"Do cutting irani chai, aur do maska bun... " Bandhe ne seat pe beth ke order diya
"Sir, yeh rahi list... Aur mere paise dijiye" Us bande ne list deke bharat se kaha
"Yeh lo tumhare 20 hazaar..." bharat ne paise deke kaha
"20... baat toh 10 ki hui thi na" Us bande ne kaha
"10 is kaam ke.. Agar list dekh ke kuch aur kaam hua toh 10 us kaam ke bhi" bharat ne list dekh ke kaha
Shuruat se dekhna bharat ne chalu kiya, list mein incoming aur outgoing calls.. Incoming aur Outgoing SMS ke number bhi the... Dheere dheere jab list mein aagey jaane laga, tab ek jaana pehchaana number use dikha.. Usne apna I phone nikala aur uspe number type karne laga.. Jaise jaise number type kiya, waise waise uske contacts se suggestions aate gaye.. Pura number type kiya aur bas ek hi suggestion aaya
"Hmmm... I should have guessed this..." kehke usne apni pocket se ek paper nikala aur uspe kuch naam likhna chalu kiya
Fir wapas list dekhna chalu rakha... Jab local numbers khatam hue, toh international outgoing ki taraf list gayi... Us list mein bas ek hi international number tha.. har din kam se kam 30 minutes tak ki baatein thi.. Bharat ne dhyan se us number ko dekha,
"International number itne bade kyun hote hain yaar.. Acha koi jaan pehchaan hai kya wahan.. number toh US ka hai shayad" bharat ne ek baar fir list dekh ke kaha
"Nahin sir.. Aaj tak mumbai ke bahar nai gaya, international kahan jaunga..." Us bande ne apni chai leke kaha
"hahahhaa.. bete, mere sath rahoge toh jahan bologe wahan bhejunga.. pehle ruko, mujhe yeh number note karne do.." kehke bharat ne fir apna phone nikala aur us number ko type karne laga.. US ke digits type karte hi uske saamne do suggested numbers aaye, ek toh Sharon ka tha.. Par jaldi jaldi mein usne kuch nahin dekha aur bas number type karne laga. Jaise jaise numbers type hote gaye, waise waise suggestions bhi kam hote gaye.. Finally uske saamne tha bas ek suggestion.. Woh naam dekh ke uski aankhein aur badi ho gayi
"yeh... Yeh isse kaise... " bharat ne bas itna hi kaha, ke uske saamne bethe bande ne use dekha
"Sir, sab theek"
"Uh.. haan..." kehke bharat ne teesra naam likha paper pe... Aur fir dobara list dekhne laga.. Jab puri list khatam hui, usne fir SMS ki taraf dekha... SMS' mein ek aur international number aur ek dusra local number bhi aaya jispe ek din mein kaafi SMS gaye the aur aaye bhi the.. Is baar bhi bharat ne socha ke shayad yeh numbers uske phone mein ho, par type karte karte use koi suggestion nahin aaya
"Damn it... Acha suno, yeh ek local number hai... Mujhe iski details chahiye, like kiske naam pe hai aur residential address.." bharat ne use number dikha ke kaha
"Theek hai sir, agar prepaid hua toh info galat bhi ho sakti hai, lekin postpaid hua toh info sahi milegi" us bande ne number note karke kaha
"Agar jo main soch raha hun wohi hua toh postpaid hi hoga..." Kehke bharat ne list apni jeb mein daali aur us bande ke sath bahar nikla..
Crawford se leke apni office tak ka safar bharat ke liye kaafi taklif wala tha, kyun ki uski jaan pehchaan ka ek number mila tha use.. Office pahunch ke bharat ne rina ko bulaya
"Rina... No disturbance today ok... Aaj koi meet nahin, james ke sath call mein hun.. And remember.. NO DISTURBANCE AT ALL OK" bharat ne rina ko ungli dikha ke kaha, jisse rina thoda darr gayi aur bina kuch kahe bahar chali gayi.. Rina ke bahar jaate hi, bharat ne apni jeb se us list ko nikala.. uski nazar ek baar fir us international number pe gayi jiski details usko chahiye thi..
"Number toh US ka hai, sharon ke alawa mera koi US mein hai bhi nahin.. Toh kaise nikalun... main call bhi nahin kar sakta apne phone se... Fuck ...." bharat apni cabin ki khidki pe khada raha aur bahar dekhne laga...
"Done..." bharat ne khud se kaha aur apni cabin ke landline se phone karne ka socha... Dheere dheere bharat ne number dial karna start kiya, aakhri digit press karte hi.. Ek lamba sa pause tha.... Dusre hi pal
"Fuck.. number switched off...." kehke bharat ne phone rakh diya...
"Rina, send me a cup of strong coffee... "Bharat ne intercom pe kaha aur fir sochne laga...Kuch der mein uski coffee rakh ke rina bahar nikal gayi aur fir bharat akela hua.. Bethe bethe, usne dheere dheere apni coffee khatam ki...
"Ummm... Coffee always works.... yeh pata chal gaya hai ke yeh number toh AT&T ka hai, ab bas kaise bhi karke koi US wala mil jaye toh shayad.." Bharat ne khud se yeh kaha hi ke uske dimaag mein instant ek naam aaya
"yes ... ruby.... " kehke bharat ne apna phone nikala aur ruby ke contact details dekhne laga.. Ruby ki details uske paas thi hi nahin.. Infact, jab ruby US gayi, tab se bharat ne kabhi uske baare mein nahin socha tha... Koi contact nahin, koi msg nahin... Bharat ne turant facebook pe login karke uski details dekhne ki koshish ki, lekin woh uski friends list mein bhi nahin thi aur uska profile bhi blocked tha un logon ke liye jo uski friends list mein nahin the...
"Like hell... " Kehke bharat ne facebook se logout kiya aur fir sochne laga..
"there has to be something na yaar ruby... how the fuck should i contact you.." Kehke bharat ne apna blazer utara aur tie knot loose karke apne liye cigarrete jala di.. Cigarrete ke kash lete lete usne apne maathe ko peeche kiya aur ceilinge ki taraf dekhne laga..
"Yes... PM ka toh jawaab degi hi na..." Bharat ne apna maatha seedha karke kaha aur ×××××× pe logon karke use PM karne ka socha... ×××××× pe log on karte hi apna inbox dekha toh 400 unread msgs..
"naukri... spam, stars... taj... all fucking delete" kehke bharat ne sab mails delete karna chalu kiya.. pichle do din ke msgs delete karte karte uski nazar ek PM pe gayi
"Ruby.. Thank god," kehke usne ruby ke PM ko open kiya toh use kuch khaas nahin dikha.. PM ki body pe bas do cheesein likhi thi
"Ruby... apna username password mujhe kyun degi...." kehke bharat ne apna mailbox logout karke ruby ki id se login karne ki koshish ki.. Username daal ke jab bharat ne password dala, tab woh password accept nahin hua..
"User ID toh galat nahin de sakti, aur ruby apna password bhulne walon mein se nahin hai... Toh fir...." Bharat fir sochne laga.. Sochte sochte usne ex excel file open ki aur A to Z letters likhe aur unke saamne digits from 1 to 26
Ruby ke diye hue digits ke saamne jo alphabet aaye, usne ek ek kar woh excel mein dekha aur type karne laga.. Jaise one bana gaya A aur 8 ban gaya H..Type karte karte fir bharat aake aakhri digit pe ruka...
"0....isse kya hoga... " Kehke bharat ne fir apna type kiya sara password delete kar diya... Usne fir dimaag pe zor lagaya par use kuch nahin sujha, toh usne ek aur coffee mangwa di aur cigarrete jala ke paas mein rakhe paper pad se khelne laga
"Digits is not the password.. Alphabets hi hain, but 0 toh koi alphabet nahin hota... " Kehke bharat ne fir apna inbox dekha aur ruby se koi dusre mails hain ke nahin woh check karne laga... Koi dusra PM nahin tha, aur yeh ek lauta PM tha jisme bas uska username aur password tha..
"Ok.. Lets do this again...." Kehke bharat ne ruby ke diye hue digits ko copy kiya aur fir usne pehle digit ko double kiya.. Jaise pehle 18, toh usne use 18 read kiya aur ABC mein dekhne laga.. Toh 18th digit hai R...
"Agar password R se start hota hai, toh shayad uska naam hi ho... RUBY.." yeh soch ke bharat ne RUBY ke aagey ke digits dekhe, toh uska code nikla 18,21,2,25... Pehle 7 digit aur uska break nikla RUBY
"Coffee always works... " kehke bharat ne ruby type kiya aur dusre digits dekhne laga... 25 ke baad ke digits the 1815311190
"Again 18.. So 18 stands for R again..." toh usne R type kiya, aur baaki ke digits bache 15311190
"Agar main 15, ke baad dekhun toh 31 alphabets hai hi nahin.. So 3 must be seperate.. Toh 3 is C..... Ab tak ka password hai RUBYR*C... Iske baad bache digits 1511190.. Now 0 toh koi alphabet nahin hai.. so 0 nikal ke bachta hai 151119"
"ya toh yeh 3 alphabets hain, ya toh 6.. lets try one by one.... so one is A.. so if i place 1,5 with A and E, password will look like RUBYRAEC..." bharat ne khud se kaha
"RUBYRAEC,, koi word toh nahin jaa raha, this means, 15 is a single digit.. Kehke usne 15 ki jagah plot kiya O
"password now looks like RUBYROC and digits are 1119.." bharat ne khud se kaha..
"111 cannot be AAA sure... " bharat ne khud se kaha aur fir Alphabets ki list dekhi, toh 11 aur 19 hue K aur S
"Entire password is RUBYROCKS"... Kehke bharat ne login screen pe dekha toh last attempt ki warning thi
"Small ya capital..." bharat ne khud se kaha aur fir wapas apna sar pakad ke beth gaya..
"Ok.. ×××××× mein there is no necessity ke ek capital character and all nonsense... sab small mein type kar leta hun... Agar hua toh ok.. nai toh back to square.." Kehke bharat ne pura password small characters mein type kiya.. Kuch seconds ke baad uska login successful hua..
"Phew... genius.. u really rock darling" kehke bharat ne uska mailbox dekhna chalu kiya... Inbox, sent, spam deleted, trash, social, promotions.. ×××××× ka har tab check kar liya lekin use kuch kaam ka nhin dikha..
"Useless..." kehke bharat ne fir cigarrete sulgai aur khidki ke paas khada hoke sochne laga
"Agar koi mujhe apna password dega woh bhi aise code mein, toh zarur kuch na kuch hona chahiye.. I mean, something important..." Kehke bharat ne fir apna laptop uthaya aur uska PM dekhne laga.. har tab, har folder check karke bhi use kuch nahin dikha... Usne ek nazar jab drafts ke folder mein maari, wahan ek PM unsent tha.. Draft pe click kiya bharat ne is umeed mein ke kaash wahan kuch kaam ka ho. Draft pe click karte hi bharat ki aankhein chamak gayi, kyun ki woh draft usi ki email address pe bhejne ke liye type kiya gaya tha..
Bharat ne dheere dheere woh draft padhna chalu kiya
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Agli subah bharat jaldi se taiyar hoke nikla aur jaate jaate usne Rakesh ko bhi fone kiya
"Hi Dad.. Enjoying na.." bharat ne apna blazer pehen ke kaha
"yes son... coming soon, may be 5 days" Rakesh ne jawab diya
"great.. and mom... where is she.." bharat me juice peete hue kaha
"Oh she .. She is fantastic hahahhaa" Rakesh ne kaha
"Come on you oldies... See you soon.. Tke care" Kehke bharat ne fone cut kiya aur shalini se alvida leke office ke liye nikal gaya.. Colaba se nikal ke, bharat khar ki taraf badhne laga... Khar station ke bahar hi ek bandhe ko gaadi mein bithaya aur kaafi lambi drive ke baad woh pahunch Crawford Market Irani hotel
"Do cutting irani chai, aur do maska bun... " Bandhe ne seat pe beth ke order diya
"Sir, yeh rahi list... Aur mere paise dijiye" Us bande ne list deke bharat se kaha
"Yeh lo tumhare 20 hazaar..." bharat ne paise deke kaha
"20... baat toh 10 ki hui thi na" Us bande ne kaha
"10 is kaam ke.. Agar list dekh ke kuch aur kaam hua toh 10 us kaam ke bhi" bharat ne list dekh ke kaha
Shuruat se dekhna bharat ne chalu kiya, list mein incoming aur outgoing calls.. Incoming aur Outgoing SMS ke number bhi the... Dheere dheere jab list mein aagey jaane laga, tab ek jaana pehchaana number use dikha.. Usne apna I phone nikala aur uspe number type karne laga.. Jaise jaise number type kiya, waise waise uske contacts se suggestions aate gaye.. Pura number type kiya aur bas ek hi suggestion aaya
"Hmmm... I should have guessed this..." kehke usne apni pocket se ek paper nikala aur uspe kuch naam likhna chalu kiya
Fir wapas list dekhna chalu rakha... Jab local numbers khatam hue, toh international outgoing ki taraf list gayi... Us list mein bas ek hi international number tha.. har din kam se kam 30 minutes tak ki baatein thi.. Bharat ne dhyan se us number ko dekha,
"International number itne bade kyun hote hain yaar.. Acha koi jaan pehchaan hai kya wahan.. number toh US ka hai shayad" bharat ne ek baar fir list dekh ke kaha
"Nahin sir.. Aaj tak mumbai ke bahar nai gaya, international kahan jaunga..." Us bande ne apni chai leke kaha
"hahahhaa.. bete, mere sath rahoge toh jahan bologe wahan bhejunga.. pehle ruko, mujhe yeh number note karne do.." kehke bharat ne fir apna phone nikala aur us number ko type karne laga.. US ke digits type karte hi uske saamne do suggested numbers aaye, ek toh Sharon ka tha.. Par jaldi jaldi mein usne kuch nahin dekha aur bas number type karne laga. Jaise jaise numbers type hote gaye, waise waise suggestions bhi kam hote gaye.. Finally uske saamne tha bas ek suggestion.. Woh naam dekh ke uski aankhein aur badi ho gayi
"yeh... Yeh isse kaise... " bharat ne bas itna hi kaha, ke uske saamne bethe bande ne use dekha
"Sir, sab theek"
"Uh.. haan..." kehke bharat ne teesra naam likha paper pe... Aur fir dobara list dekhne laga.. Jab puri list khatam hui, usne fir SMS ki taraf dekha... SMS' mein ek aur international number aur ek dusra local number bhi aaya jispe ek din mein kaafi SMS gaye the aur aaye bhi the.. Is baar bhi bharat ne socha ke shayad yeh numbers uske phone mein ho, par type karte karte use koi suggestion nahin aaya
"Damn it... Acha suno, yeh ek local number hai... Mujhe iski details chahiye, like kiske naam pe hai aur residential address.." bharat ne use number dikha ke kaha
"Theek hai sir, agar prepaid hua toh info galat bhi ho sakti hai, lekin postpaid hua toh info sahi milegi" us bande ne number note karke kaha
"Agar jo main soch raha hun wohi hua toh postpaid hi hoga..." Kehke bharat ne list apni jeb mein daali aur us bande ke sath bahar nikla..
Crawford se leke apni office tak ka safar bharat ke liye kaafi taklif wala tha, kyun ki uski jaan pehchaan ka ek number mila tha use.. Office pahunch ke bharat ne rina ko bulaya
"Rina... No disturbance today ok... Aaj koi meet nahin, james ke sath call mein hun.. And remember.. NO DISTURBANCE AT ALL OK" bharat ne rina ko ungli dikha ke kaha, jisse rina thoda darr gayi aur bina kuch kahe bahar chali gayi.. Rina ke bahar jaate hi, bharat ne apni jeb se us list ko nikala.. uski nazar ek baar fir us international number pe gayi jiski details usko chahiye thi..
"Number toh US ka hai, sharon ke alawa mera koi US mein hai bhi nahin.. Toh kaise nikalun... main call bhi nahin kar sakta apne phone se... Fuck ...." bharat apni cabin ki khidki pe khada raha aur bahar dekhne laga...
"Done..." bharat ne khud se kaha aur apni cabin ke landline se phone karne ka socha... Dheere dheere bharat ne number dial karna start kiya, aakhri digit press karte hi.. Ek lamba sa pause tha.... Dusre hi pal
"Fuck.. number switched off...." kehke bharat ne phone rakh diya...
"Rina, send me a cup of strong coffee... "Bharat ne intercom pe kaha aur fir sochne laga...Kuch der mein uski coffee rakh ke rina bahar nikal gayi aur fir bharat akela hua.. Bethe bethe, usne dheere dheere apni coffee khatam ki...
"Ummm... Coffee always works.... yeh pata chal gaya hai ke yeh number toh AT&T ka hai, ab bas kaise bhi karke koi US wala mil jaye toh shayad.." Bharat ne khud se yeh kaha hi ke uske dimaag mein instant ek naam aaya
"yes ... ruby.... " kehke bharat ne apna phone nikala aur ruby ke contact details dekhne laga.. Ruby ki details uske paas thi hi nahin.. Infact, jab ruby US gayi, tab se bharat ne kabhi uske baare mein nahin socha tha... Koi contact nahin, koi msg nahin... Bharat ne turant facebook pe login karke uski details dekhne ki koshish ki, lekin woh uski friends list mein bhi nahin thi aur uska profile bhi blocked tha un logon ke liye jo uski friends list mein nahin the...
"Like hell... " Kehke bharat ne facebook se logout kiya aur fir sochne laga..
"there has to be something na yaar ruby... how the fuck should i contact you.." Kehke bharat ne apna blazer utara aur tie knot loose karke apne liye cigarrete jala di.. Cigarrete ke kash lete lete usne apne maathe ko peeche kiya aur ceilinge ki taraf dekhne laga..
"Yes... PM ka toh jawaab degi hi na..." Bharat ne apna maatha seedha karke kaha aur ×××××× pe logon karke use PM karne ka socha... ×××××× pe log on karte hi apna inbox dekha toh 400 unread msgs..
"naukri... spam, stars... taj... all fucking delete" kehke bharat ne sab mails delete karna chalu kiya.. pichle do din ke msgs delete karte karte uski nazar ek PM pe gayi
"Ruby.. Thank god," kehke usne ruby ke PM ko open kiya toh use kuch khaas nahin dikha.. PM ki body pe bas do cheesein likhi thi
"Ruby... apna username password mujhe kyun degi...." kehke bharat ne apna mailbox logout karke ruby ki id se login karne ki koshish ki.. Username daal ke jab bharat ne password dala, tab woh password accept nahin hua..
"User ID toh galat nahin de sakti, aur ruby apna password bhulne walon mein se nahin hai... Toh fir...." Bharat fir sochne laga.. Sochte sochte usne ex excel file open ki aur A to Z letters likhe aur unke saamne digits from 1 to 26
Ruby ke diye hue digits ke saamne jo alphabet aaye, usne ek ek kar woh excel mein dekha aur type karne laga.. Jaise one bana gaya A aur 8 ban gaya H..Type karte karte fir bharat aake aakhri digit pe ruka...
"0....isse kya hoga... " Kehke bharat ne fir apna type kiya sara password delete kar diya... Usne fir dimaag pe zor lagaya par use kuch nahin sujha, toh usne ek aur coffee mangwa di aur cigarrete jala ke paas mein rakhe paper pad se khelne laga
"Digits is not the password.. Alphabets hi hain, but 0 toh koi alphabet nahin hota... " Kehke bharat ne fir apna inbox dekha aur ruby se koi dusre mails hain ke nahin woh check karne laga... Koi dusra PM nahin tha, aur yeh ek lauta PM tha jisme bas uska username aur password tha..
"Ok.. Lets do this again...." Kehke bharat ne ruby ke diye hue digits ko copy kiya aur fir usne pehle digit ko double kiya.. Jaise pehle 18, toh usne use 18 read kiya aur ABC mein dekhne laga.. Toh 18th digit hai R...
"Agar password R se start hota hai, toh shayad uska naam hi ho... RUBY.." yeh soch ke bharat ne RUBY ke aagey ke digits dekhe, toh uska code nikla 18,21,2,25... Pehle 7 digit aur uska break nikla RUBY
"Coffee always works... " kehke bharat ne ruby type kiya aur dusre digits dekhne laga... 25 ke baad ke digits the 1815311190
"Again 18.. So 18 stands for R again..." toh usne R type kiya, aur baaki ke digits bache 15311190
"Agar main 15, ke baad dekhun toh 31 alphabets hai hi nahin.. So 3 must be seperate.. Toh 3 is C..... Ab tak ka password hai RUBYR*C... Iske baad bache digits 1511190.. Now 0 toh koi alphabet nahin hai.. so 0 nikal ke bachta hai 151119"
"ya toh yeh 3 alphabets hain, ya toh 6.. lets try one by one.... so one is A.. so if i place 1,5 with A and E, password will look like RUBYRAEC..." bharat ne khud se kaha
"RUBYRAEC,, koi word toh nahin jaa raha, this means, 15 is a single digit.. Kehke usne 15 ki jagah plot kiya O
"password now looks like RUBYROC and digits are 1119.." bharat ne khud se kaha..
"111 cannot be AAA sure... " bharat ne khud se kaha aur fir Alphabets ki list dekhi, toh 11 aur 19 hue K aur S
"Entire password is RUBYROCKS"... Kehke bharat ne login screen pe dekha toh last attempt ki warning thi
"Small ya capital..." bharat ne khud se kaha aur fir wapas apna sar pakad ke beth gaya..
"Ok.. ×××××× mein there is no necessity ke ek capital character and all nonsense... sab small mein type kar leta hun... Agar hua toh ok.. nai toh back to square.." Kehke bharat ne pura password small characters mein type kiya.. Kuch seconds ke baad uska login successful hua..
"Phew... genius.. u really rock darling" kehke bharat ne uska mailbox dekhna chalu kiya... Inbox, sent, spam deleted, trash, social, promotions.. ×××××× ka har tab check kar liya lekin use kuch kaam ka nhin dikha..
"Useless..." kehke bharat ne fir cigarrete sulgai aur khidki ke paas khada hoke sochne laga
"Agar koi mujhe apna password dega woh bhi aise code mein, toh zarur kuch na kuch hona chahiye.. I mean, something important..." Kehke bharat ne fir apna laptop uthaya aur uska PM dekhne laga.. har tab, har folder check karke bhi use kuch nahin dikha... Usne ek nazar jab drafts ke folder mein maari, wahan ek PM unsent tha.. Draft pe click kiya bharat ne is umeed mein ke kaash wahan kuch kaam ka ho. Draft pe click karte hi bharat ki aankhein chamak gayi, kyun ki woh draft usi ki email address pe bhejne ke liye type kiya gaya tha..
Bharat ne dheere dheere woh draft padhna chalu kiya