Update 71
raja apne ghar ki taraf chale deta hai aur mai bazar ki taraf
kuchh der baad mai bazar pahucha uske baad mai khalu ko call kiya or unko milne ke liye pan ke dukan pe bulaya jab tak khalu aa rahe the tab tak mai pan dukan ke bagal me mobile ka show room tha usme chala gya or mobile dekhne lga to,, salesgirl mujhse puchhi- sir Mai aapki kya help kar sakti hu...
Mai- wo mujhe mobile chahiye tha...
sales girl- sir kaun sa dikhau...
Mai- i phone chahiye tha mujhe.....
jab Mai i phone bola to wo sales girl mujhe upar se niche tak dekhne lagi Sochi hogi ye kya i phone lega wo Sahi soch hi rahi thi kyoki Mai us tarah ka kapda hi pahna tha bilkul simple ek track suit pahne Hua tha jab mujhe Laga wo mujhe juge kar rahi Hai to mujhe bilkul achha nahi Laga
Mai- excuse me mujhe ghurte rahogi ya phone bhi dikhaogi....
sales girl- 1 minute sir abhi dikhati hu....
uske baad wo counter se nikal kar bahar chali gyi mai 5 minute wait kiya lekin wo nahi aayi tab mera dimag kharab ho gya to mai show room se nikal kar bahar aa gya or car me se paise ka bag le kar aaya to dekha wo sales girl wapis counter pe aa gyi hai or baki logo ko mobile dikha rahi thi uska dhayan meri taraf nahi tha to mai sidha counter pe gya or paisa ka bag counter par rakha or khol kar sara paisa nikal ke rakh diya or bola
Mai- isi ke wajah tum mujhe avoid kar rahi thi na to ye lo or kam pad jaye to ye Mera card isme se le Lena.....
mera aisa karne se wo thora dar gyi mujhe saf saf dikh raha tha or thora embarrass fill kar rahi thi waha pe jitne log the sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the to usme se ek ladka mere paas aaya wo koi koi hota hai na jo ladki ke samne hero banne ke chakkar me khud ko musibat me dal lete hai wahi is ladke ke sath hua,,
ladka- O Bhai jayada paisa ho gya Hai ye paise ka garmi kahi or dikha Chal nikal yaha se....
Or mujhe thora dhakka Diya to Mera thora balance bigad gya or mere hath se wo bag niche gir gya to Mai khud ko sambhala or bola
Mai- oye thoda sant ho ja kahi hero banne ke chakkar me tu badi musibat me na pad Jaye.....
ladka- sale dhamki deta Hai tu Hai Kaun be kya kar lega....
Mai- Mai Kaun hu ye tujhe janne Ki jarurat nahi Hai bas thoda sant ho ja tere bhale ke liye bol raha hu....
ladka- sale ruk Teri garmi abhi nikalta hu.....
or wo ladka mere paas Aaya or Mera collar pakad Liya
Mai- collar chhod...
ladka- nahi chhorta kya kar lega...
Mai- dekh aakhiri Baar bol raha hu....
ladka- Abe sirf bolega ya kuchh karega...
ye sun ke wo sales girl thoda has di or uska hasna Mujhse bardast nahi Hua or Mai wo bag ek hath se utha ke us ladke ke sir pe dhaddd se mara
ladka- aaahhh Mar gya mammi....
Mai- Teri maa ko chodu bc bhosdi ke itna der se bol raha hu
tujhe samjh me hi nahi aa raha Hai....
or mai uska hath pakda or mod diya ek kattt Ki aawaj aayi sayad uska hath crack ho gya tha mai fir bhi usko bhi chhoda usko pakad ke chaattt chaaat tappad Marne Laga
Mai- bhosdi ke jayada hero banne ka saukh tha na tujhe ye le....
fir se chaattt chaaatt tappad Marne lga marte marte usko gate ke pass le gya or usko ghuma ke ek lat uske pichhwade pe mara to wo sidha gate se bahar ja ke gira
Mai- bhag ja bhosdi ke nahi to or marunga.....
wo ladka apna hath pakad ke dard se tilmilate huye waha se chala gya fir mai wapas us counter pe aa gya or apne baal thik karke us ladki ko bola
Mai- ab dikhaogi ya or kisi ko bulana Hai....
to wo sales girl kuchh nahi boli mujhe phone nikal ke dikhane lagi Mai phone dekh kar usme se 2 i phone select kiya or usko bola ek i pad dene ke liye to wo I pad la kar rakh di fir Mai usse bill lane ke liye bola to wo paisa le kar chali bill karne wapas aayi or uske sath manager bhi aa gya
manager- I am so sorry sir hamare wajah se aapko problem face karni Padi...
Mai- it's ok aisa hota Hai koi baat nahi waise wo ladka Kaun tha...
manager- sir wo hamara employ tha usko Aaj hi naukri se nikal denge.....
Mai- uski koi jarurat nahi Hai agar nikalna hi Hai to us ladki ko nikalo us ladke ka koi galti nahi Hai....
manager- sir wo ladki hamari best employs me se ek Hai usko nahi nikal sakte....
Mai- to fir us ladke ko bhi mat nikalna or ye lo Mera card isme se 5 hazar le lo us ladke ko de Dena Apna ilaj karwa lega sayad uska hath me chot Aaya Hai....
manager- sir iski koi jarurat nahi Hai...
Mai- rakh lo de Dena....
manager- jaisa Aap bole.....
fir wo mera card le kar payment le liya or mai phone le kar waha se nikal gya wo sales girl mujhe hi dekh rahi thi sayad wo kuchh kahna chahti ho magar mai uspe koi dhayan nahi diya bas apna phone number counter pad note book pe likh ke bahar aa gya mere jane ke baad manager us ladki ko dattne laga
manager- ainda agar kisi costumer ke sath aisa behaviour kiya to mai naukari se nikal dunga....
sales girl- I am sorry sir aisa fir Kabhi nahi hoga....
manager- good aage se dhayan rakhna....
raja apne ghar ki taraf chale deta hai aur mai bazar ki taraf
kuchh der baad mai bazar pahucha uske baad mai khalu ko call kiya or unko milne ke liye pan ke dukan pe bulaya jab tak khalu aa rahe the tab tak mai pan dukan ke bagal me mobile ka show room tha usme chala gya or mobile dekhne lga to,, salesgirl mujhse puchhi- sir Mai aapki kya help kar sakti hu...
Mai- wo mujhe mobile chahiye tha...
sales girl- sir kaun sa dikhau...
Mai- i phone chahiye tha mujhe.....
jab Mai i phone bola to wo sales girl mujhe upar se niche tak dekhne lagi Sochi hogi ye kya i phone lega wo Sahi soch hi rahi thi kyoki Mai us tarah ka kapda hi pahna tha bilkul simple ek track suit pahne Hua tha jab mujhe Laga wo mujhe juge kar rahi Hai to mujhe bilkul achha nahi Laga
Mai- excuse me mujhe ghurte rahogi ya phone bhi dikhaogi....
sales girl- 1 minute sir abhi dikhati hu....
uske baad wo counter se nikal kar bahar chali gyi mai 5 minute wait kiya lekin wo nahi aayi tab mera dimag kharab ho gya to mai show room se nikal kar bahar aa gya or car me se paise ka bag le kar aaya to dekha wo sales girl wapis counter pe aa gyi hai or baki logo ko mobile dikha rahi thi uska dhayan meri taraf nahi tha to mai sidha counter pe gya or paisa ka bag counter par rakha or khol kar sara paisa nikal ke rakh diya or bola
Mai- isi ke wajah tum mujhe avoid kar rahi thi na to ye lo or kam pad jaye to ye Mera card isme se le Lena.....
mera aisa karne se wo thora dar gyi mujhe saf saf dikh raha tha or thora embarrass fill kar rahi thi waha pe jitne log the sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the to usme se ek ladka mere paas aaya wo koi koi hota hai na jo ladki ke samne hero banne ke chakkar me khud ko musibat me dal lete hai wahi is ladke ke sath hua,,
ladka- O Bhai jayada paisa ho gya Hai ye paise ka garmi kahi or dikha Chal nikal yaha se....
Or mujhe thora dhakka Diya to Mera thora balance bigad gya or mere hath se wo bag niche gir gya to Mai khud ko sambhala or bola
Mai- oye thoda sant ho ja kahi hero banne ke chakkar me tu badi musibat me na pad Jaye.....
ladka- sale dhamki deta Hai tu Hai Kaun be kya kar lega....
Mai- Mai Kaun hu ye tujhe janne Ki jarurat nahi Hai bas thoda sant ho ja tere bhale ke liye bol raha hu....
ladka- sale ruk Teri garmi abhi nikalta hu.....
or wo ladka mere paas Aaya or Mera collar pakad Liya
Mai- collar chhod...
ladka- nahi chhorta kya kar lega...
Mai- dekh aakhiri Baar bol raha hu....
ladka- Abe sirf bolega ya kuchh karega...
ye sun ke wo sales girl thoda has di or uska hasna Mujhse bardast nahi Hua or Mai wo bag ek hath se utha ke us ladke ke sir pe dhaddd se mara
ladka- aaahhh Mar gya mammi....
Mai- Teri maa ko chodu bc bhosdi ke itna der se bol raha hu
tujhe samjh me hi nahi aa raha Hai....
or mai uska hath pakda or mod diya ek kattt Ki aawaj aayi sayad uska hath crack ho gya tha mai fir bhi usko bhi chhoda usko pakad ke chaattt chaaat tappad Marne Laga
Mai- bhosdi ke jayada hero banne ka saukh tha na tujhe ye le....
fir se chaattt chaaatt tappad Marne lga marte marte usko gate ke pass le gya or usko ghuma ke ek lat uske pichhwade pe mara to wo sidha gate se bahar ja ke gira
Mai- bhag ja bhosdi ke nahi to or marunga.....
wo ladka apna hath pakad ke dard se tilmilate huye waha se chala gya fir mai wapas us counter pe aa gya or apne baal thik karke us ladki ko bola
Mai- ab dikhaogi ya or kisi ko bulana Hai....
to wo sales girl kuchh nahi boli mujhe phone nikal ke dikhane lagi Mai phone dekh kar usme se 2 i phone select kiya or usko bola ek i pad dene ke liye to wo I pad la kar rakh di fir Mai usse bill lane ke liye bola to wo paisa le kar chali bill karne wapas aayi or uske sath manager bhi aa gya
manager- I am so sorry sir hamare wajah se aapko problem face karni Padi...
Mai- it's ok aisa hota Hai koi baat nahi waise wo ladka Kaun tha...
manager- sir wo hamara employ tha usko Aaj hi naukri se nikal denge.....
Mai- uski koi jarurat nahi Hai agar nikalna hi Hai to us ladki ko nikalo us ladke ka koi galti nahi Hai....
manager- sir wo ladki hamari best employs me se ek Hai usko nahi nikal sakte....
Mai- to fir us ladke ko bhi mat nikalna or ye lo Mera card isme se 5 hazar le lo us ladke ko de Dena Apna ilaj karwa lega sayad uska hath me chot Aaya Hai....
manager- sir iski koi jarurat nahi Hai...
Mai- rakh lo de Dena....
manager- jaisa Aap bole.....
fir wo mera card le kar payment le liya or mai phone le kar waha se nikal gya wo sales girl mujhe hi dekh rahi thi sayad wo kuchh kahna chahti ho magar mai uspe koi dhayan nahi diya bas apna phone number counter pad note book pe likh ke bahar aa gya mere jane ke baad manager us ladki ko dattne laga
manager- ainda agar kisi costumer ke sath aisa behaviour kiya to mai naukari se nikal dunga....
sales girl- I am sorry sir aisa fir Kabhi nahi hoga....
manager- good aage se dhayan rakhna....