Update 95
fir mai salim se baat karke call cut kar ke sabke samne aa gya is sab ke bich mai bhul gya tha ki arshi sab kuchh suun rahi hai to mai arshi ke taraf dekha to wo ankh faare sabko dekh rahi thi to mai arshi ke paas gya or uska haat pakad ke side me le aaya mere sath sath ammi or khala bhi aa gyi sajda ka mujhe pta tha ki uss sali ko koi farak nahi parta hai in sab se
Mai- dekh arshi tu abhi jo kuchh bhi suni hai wo sab such me hone wala hai.....
ye suun kar arshi ke ankh me ansu aa gya
Ammi- dekh beta mai janti hu ki tujhe ye sab ajeeb lagega magar yahi sach hai ye hamare khandan ki riwaj hai pati ke marne ya fir talak hone par aurat ko apne bete se hi shadi karna padta hai.....
Arshi- chhi, ye kaisa riwaj hai aap log ko ho kya gya hai mujhe to kuchh samjh me nahi aa raha hai....
Khala- beta aapi sahi bol rahi yahi riwaj hai hame manna hota hai tumhari nani bhi to tumhare mama se shadi ki hai.....
Arshi- kyaaa ye kya bol rahi ho aap ammi....
Mai- arshi tu samjhne ki kosis kar tujhe ye accept karna hoga....
Arshi- chalo mai maan leti hu ki khala aapse shadi karegi magar ammi kyo wo to shadi shuda hai....
Mai- ab nahi hai unka talaq ho chuka hai.....
Arshi- kyaaaa kab aap log bahut bure ho sab kuchh mujhse chhupa kar rakhte ho aakhir ammi ne talaq kyo liya....
Mai- tujhe to pta hai tumhare papa kaise the kitna taklif dete the isiliye.....
Arshi- ha pta hai magar shadi karna jaruri hai....
Mai- ha jaruri hai mai tumhari ammi se pyar karta hu or wo bhi mujhse karti hai mere sath rahna chahti hai......
Arshi- ( rote huye ) par mera kya hoga mai bhi to aapse pyar karti hu......
ye suun kar ham teeno chauk gye
Mai- kya ye kya bakwas kar rahi hai....
Arshi- achha aap log ek dusre se pyar karo wo sahi hai or mai karu to bakwas.....
Khala- lekin beta ye kab hua...
Arshi- usi din se jabse mai bhai ko dekhi hu.....
Ammi- thik hai to tu chahti kya hai tu bhi isse shadi
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Arshi- chahti to thi par ab nahi mai shadi to nahi karungi bas mujhe pyar chahiye jo bhai aap log se karenge.....
Ammi- mai samjhi nahi tera bolne ka matlab....
Arshi- matalb ye ki mujhe bhi bhai se biwi jaisa pyar chahiye hoga mai jab chahu tab.....
ye suun kar ham log ka dimag hil gya
Khala- tu hosh me to hai ye bol rahi hai....
Arshi- ha mai hosh me hu agar aap logo ko ye majur hai to mujhe iss shadi se koi problem nahi hai....
Ammi- beta aisa sahi nahi agar tu shadi karna chahti hai to hame koi problem nahi hai....
Arshi- nahi mai shadi nahi karungi mujhe bhai ko baap or pati dono ek sath nahi banana hai....
Mai- thik hai pagal ladki aisa hi hoga tujhe jab bhi mujhse pyar chahiye tab milega ab khus....
Arshi- such me aap log maan gye...
Ammi- ha ham sab maan gye par sajda ka kya usko kaun samjhayega.....
Mai- uska tension aap log mat lo wo samjh jayegi....
Khala- lekin kaise...
Mai- wo mai aap sab ko baad me bataunga abhi ye mama ko dekhiye hai par mujhe samjh nahi aa raha hai usko problem kya hai....
Ammi- ye to hame bhi samjh me nahi aa raha hai.....
Mai- chaliye dekhiye hai kya karne wale hai mama....
fir ham sab uth kar raja or sama ke paas chale gye...
Raja-yaar bhai ye tera mama kya karne wala hai mujhe to tension ho raha hai...
Mai- ek baat bta tujhe ladne to aata hai na....
Raja- kyo kya hua...
Mai- mujhe lagata hai yaha kuchh der me action hone wala hai...
Raja- tu mazaq bahut achha kar raha hai tu kaise itna kuchh jhel leta hai mujhe bahut bura lag raha hai uncle ko dekh kar yaar....
Mai- mujhe bhi par kya kar sakte hai allah ko jo manjur wahi hota hai ......
Raja- ye to such kaha tune mera bhi baap mara tha to mujhe bhi bahut bura laga tha to mai samjh sakta hu....
Mai- chal wo sab chhor tu ja or kazi ko lekar aa.....
Raja- thik hai par tu salim bhai ko call kiya....
Mai- wo to kab ke kar diya wo log bahar hi honge dekh lena......
Raja- thik hai...
fir raja bahar chala gya to mai socha chalo mama ko samjha kar dekhte hai kahi maan jaye to mai mama ke paas jane laga to ammi mera hath pakad li or puchhi kaha ja raha hu to mai unko bta diya ki mai kaha ja raha hu to ammi boli ham bhi chalte hai or mai sama ko bol diya papa ke paas rahne ke liye or ham mama ke paas aa gye
Mai- mama aap kyo aise kar rahe ho aapki problem kya hai wo batao...
Bade Mama- meri problem tum nahi samjhoge sazia or sanjida ka shadi tumse nahi hone dunga....
Mai- par kyo...
Bade Mama- kyoki uski shadi maine tay kar diya hai apne dost ke sath or uska baap hone ke naate ye faishla mai lunga.....
Mai- ye to hone se raha aapko samjhna hoga ki mai khala se bahut pyar karta hu or khala mujhse to mai inki shadi kisi or se nahi hone dunga iske liye mujhe jo karna padega wo mai karunga....
Bade Mama- kya kar loge tum tumhe pta nahi hai mai kya karne wala hu to bhalai isi me hai ki sanjida ko mere sath jane do....
Ammi- bhai mujhe aapse aisi umeed nahi thi aap aisa kyo kar rahe hai sanjida hamare sath bahut khus rahegi.....
Khala- ha bhai please maan jaiye mai sahil se bahut pyar karti hu uske bina nahi rah sakti hu.....
Bade Mama- tum sab nahi manoge ruko....
(or mama apna mobile nikal kar call laga diye)
Bade Mama- madarchod kaha mar gye abhi tak tum log aaye kyo nahi jaldi aao....
Ammi- ye aap kisko bula rahe hai....
Bade Mama- abhi pta chal jayega...
Mai- thik hai mai bhi dekhta hu aap kya karte ho....
ham log mama ke paas se apne room me chale gye kuchh der baad raja wo kaji ko bhi le aaya kaji mere ghar ka mahaul dekh kar thora hairan ho gya kaji ke aane ke baad ham papa room chale gye mama kazi ko dekh kar hamare paas aa gye or kaji ka collar pakad ke usko bola
Bade Mama- suun be kazi bhag ja yaha se nahi to mai tujhe jinda gad dunda yahi par......
Mai- are are ye kya kar rahe hai aap chhoriye inko....
Bade Mama- tu chup rah bache....
Mai- bhosdi ke mama jabse dekh raha hu bacha bacha bole ja raha bahanchod raja pakad is made chod ko.......
mere bolne par raja jaldi se mama ke pichhe aa gya or uska gardan ko dono hath se pakad liya or pichhe khicha or mai kazi ka collar chhuda kar mama ka dono hath pakad liya
Bade Mama- dekh bache ye tu thik nahi kar raha mujhe janta nahi hai tu......
Mai- achhe se janta hu mama tujhe tu to bachpan se mujhe pasand nahi hai meri ammi ko kis nazar se dekhta hai mujhe achhe se pta hai.....
(ye suun kar ammi or baki ke sab chauk gye )
Ammi- kyaa ye kya bol rahe ho beta tum....
Mai- ha ammi ye bhosdi wala aapko nahate huye dekhta tha kabhi aap soyi rahti thi tab ye aapko chhuta tha isko lagta tha mai kuchh nahi janta tha mai bacha tha to......
Ammi- chhi ghatiya insan.....
(ye suun kar mama ka bhi bolti band ho gya)
Mai- raja isko bandh de kursi par dekhta hu ye chutiya kya karta hai ab....
Raja- ha jarur aaj isse pura hisab karenge......
to raja mama ko kurshi par baitha ke pakde hua tha mai apne room se apna belt nikal kar laya or usko kurshi me bandh diya, kahi khul na jaye to mai kitchen se rassi la kar uske pair ko bandh diya,
bade mama- ye tu thik nahi kar raha hai sazia samjha apne bete ko.....
Ammi- mera naam apni gandi zuban se mat lo ghatiya insan sahi kar raha hai mera beta.....
mama ko samjh aa gya tha ki wo ab fash gya hai,
Mai- raja iska mobile le or zara check kar kisko call kiya tha ye to raja uska mobile le kar check kiya to ,
Raja- bhai ye koi unknown number ko call kiya hai koi naam save nahi hai....
Mai- kya such me....
Raja- khud dekh le....
to mai mobile le kar dekha to such sirf number tha to mai wo mobile apne paas rakha or kaji ko bola
Mai- kazi sahab ab aap nikah ki taiyari kijiye.....
kazi- bete pahle tumhare papa ko tumhari ammi ko talaq dena hoga.....
ye suun kar papa mujhe bula liye
Mai- ha papa...
Papa- apni ammi ko bulao...
to ammi papa ke paas aa gye to papa ammi ka hath pakad ke
Papa- sazia mai tumhe talaq deta hu....
papa ammi ko teen baar talaq deta hu bol diye to kazi nikah ka pepar nikala or hame sign karne ke liye bola to pahle mai sign kiya fir ammi uske baad dusra pepar nikala to uspe bhi mai sign kar diya fir khala bhi sign kar di
fir kazi room ke beech me ek parda lagane ke liye bola to mai or raja ammi ki saree se beech me parda kar diye ek taraf mai raja or kazi the or papa apne bed par se dekh rahe the or dusri taraf ammi or khala or baki ke sab arashi, sajda, sama,or wo nurse fir kazi mujhe kalma padhaya fir ammi ko or teen baar kubul hai bolne ke liye ham dono ko bola to ham waise hi bol diye uske same cheej khala or mujhe bolne ke liye bola to ham dono bhi kubul kar liye to kazi bola,
kazi- aaj se aap teeno mia biwi huye bete mubarak ho....
or mujhse hath milaya fir raja bhi mujhse gale mila or
Raja- bhai shadi mubarak ho...
Mai- sukriya mere bhai....
fir mai papa ke paas gya to papa mujhe pakad ke apne seene se laga liye unke ankh me annshu the
Papa- sukriya bete meri aakhri ichha puri karne ke liye ab mai chain se is duniya se ja sakta hu,....
Mai- papa ye to mera farz tha....
fir ammi or khala bhi papa ke paas aa gyi to papa ammi or khala dono ka hath mere hath me de diye or
Papa- beta aaj se ye dono tumhari jimedari hai in dono ka khud se bhi jayada khayal rakhna......
Mai- ji papa mai inka bahut khyal rakhunga khud se bhi jayada....
(to papa apne gale ka locate nikal kar mujhe de diye or mujhe apne karib jhuka kar mere kaan me bole )
Papa- beta iss locate me ek jagah ka map code hai....
Mai- par waha hai kya....
Papa- jab tum jaoge khud pta chal jayega.....
fir papa arshi or sajda dono se mile or is duniya se rukhsat ho gye 2 baar lambi lambi sanse li or chale gye hame chhor kar mai unka hath pakad kar rone laga ammi ke sath sab ro rahe the siwaye 2 madarchod ke