Adultery My Complete Intentions - The Beginning

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Aaj subah 4 baje soke utha mein to ek alag sa hi josh tha body mein kyuki aaj naye school mein pehla din tha. Mera mann khush hoye jaa raha tha ki bc nayi ladkiya taadunga kya pata koyi de hi de. Lekin insab baato ko side karke main nikal gaya ground mein running aur workout karne 6 baje ghar aaya aur naha dho ke ek dum chaka chak ready ho gaya. Sishe ke samne khada hoke khud ko dekha to ek ander se awaz ki bc maal lag raha hai tu.





Khair insab baato ko chod ke maine apna bag uthaya aur bus stand ki taraf chal diya raaste mein jaha se bhi jaa raha tha waha pe jo bhi mujhse chota milta wo namste bhaiya namaste bhaiya bolta, saale izzat nahi karte they bas darte they kyuki inko khelne nahi deta tha main. Ye sab backchod baate sochte huye main bus stand pe pahuch 7:15 ho rahe they school bus aane mein abhi time tha to main aa gaya panwadi ki dukan pe.





Main:- aaaey chotu! Ek gold flake de be.



Chotu:- laaya Chaudhary sahab.





Main:- bhsdk ke mujhe ye Chaudhary wagarh na bola kar.



Chotu kuch na bola bas meri taraf dekh ke muskura diya matlab saaf tha ki usey ghanta fark nahi padta wo to mujhe yahi bolega.





Main:- teri setting ka kya haal hai bc, kal mili thi wo mujhe tanki pe.



Chotu:- kaahe ki setting bhai, saali baat karne ke alawa kuch karne hi nahi deti.



Main:- bhsdk wo khud nahi bolegi aa ke meri maar lo, tujhe khud kuch karna hoga.



Maine ye sab backchodi karte huye ciggrete jala hi li thi ki piche se awaz aayi.





"Lawde ek meri bhi le liyo" aur ye awaz main sapne mein bhi pehchan sakta hu ye vivek ki awaz thi jo ki eklauta dost tha mera abhi filhal jispe mijhe bharosa tha dost to ek aur bhi tha par pata nahi wo kaha gayab ho gaya ek saal pehle.





Main:- aaja lawde issi mein tu bhi sutta maar le bus aane wali hai.



Tabhi mere chacha ka ladka bhi aa gaya aur bola.



Ravi:- laa mujhe bhi pila nahi to tere baap ko bata dunga.



Main:- bhsdk aisi gaand todunga teri aur tere chacha ki sab kuch bhool jaoge, bc apne paiso ki pi, main na pilane wala tujhe.



Ravi:- beta bada hu tere se tamiz se bola kar.



Main:- bada hai to loda chus le mera.



Ravi mereko maarne aaya hi tha ki itne mein bus aa gayi maine aur vivek ne ciggrete niche feki aur bhaag ke bus mein chhad gaye ravi bichara ghurte huye hi reh gaya hume. Main aur vivek sidha gaye piche ki seat pe jaha ek aur launda baitha tha 10th class ka usko vivek ne ek thappad marke bhaga diya. Hum dono baithe aur vivek ne nikala apna phone aur galich aadmi ne porn laga di subah subah bc ye dharm bhrast karwayega mera.





Maine uski aur jyada dhyan na diya main to bas aage maal taad raha tha. Khair hum aise hi school pahuch gaye lekin thoda late ho gaye they prayer wagarh khatam ho chuki thi class bhi start ho hi gayi ho gi kyuki shaanti thi school mein lekin hume koi kuch nahi kehne wala tha kyuki hum bus mein aaye they.





Main aur vivek apni Senior wing ki aur bhaage aur ek ladke ko pakad ke pucha ki 12th section A kaha hai. Us ladke ne ek class ki aur ishara kiya aur hum dono chale gaye us taraf.





Class ke door ke paas aake maine ander jhaank ke dekha to koi teacher nahi tha to hum dono chupchap ander aa gaye aur piche ki seat khali thi to us taraf ho liye, lekin bhenchod saare students humey hi ghoor rahe they.





Vivek:- bhsdk tune koi kaand to na kar rakha na yaha pe.



Main:- mera lawda kaand karega yaha aaya to doosri baar hu aaj. Tu ignore maar inko aur piche chal. Saalo ne smart londe nahi dekhe honge aaj tak.



vivek:- chal chal.





Maine aur vivek ne piche ki bench pe apna bag rakha hi tha ki ek londa khada hua choti si hieght ka aur usne school dress bhi nahi pehni sakal se bhi thoda hamari umar se bada lag raha tha.



Wo:- oyyy tum dono puch ke nahi aa sakte they ander.





Main usko kuch bolta usse pehle vivek bol pada apna impression banane ke liye





Vivek:- tu prime minister hai kya class ka jo tujhse puch ke ander aaunga. Bhsdk niche baith jaa nahi to aur chota kar dunga.



Ye baat sunke puri class hasne lagi tabhi wo chilake bola.



Wo:- silence!





Aur sab chup ho gaye bc bilkul sanata.



Vivek mere kaan mein:- bc kahi ye koi dada wagarh to na hai yaha ka sab chup ho gaye.



Main:- hoga mujhe lund fark na padta isse.



Tabhi hamari baate sun raha ek chasmish bola bhai physics ke sir hai wo. Itna sunte hi hum dono ki gaand chok kha gayi.





Main:- sorry sir humey pata nahi tha aap teacher ho hume laga koi bacha dadagiri kar raha hai aapke raaz mein, warna hamari itni mazal ki hum aapse Bina puche ander aaye, aapke baare mein ti bahut suna hai maine.





Wo chutiya teacher apni tarif sun ke khus ho gaya aur bola



P.sir :- tum samajhdaar lagte ho baith jaao aur tum niklo class se.



Vivek bichare ne ek do baar sorry bhi bola lekin koi fayda na hua.



Main:- aur hero ban le bhsdk.





Vivek:- beta ruk jaa is master ki to maa mein hi chodunga.



Aur wo bahar chala gaya. Khair ye period bhi introduction mein khatam hua main to waha aadhi class ko janta tha bc aur mujhe bhi waha sab jante they to maine koi jyada dhyan na diya unpe. Aise hi next period start hua ek madam ander aayi, bc bhaari maal thi wo lund khada ho gaya ek dum se, lekin yaha ke bache itne bade chodu they ki sab ek soor mein bole.





Sab:- morning madam



Baklode kaise jhaatu student hai yaha. Main ye sab soch hi raha thi ki itne mein mam ne vivek ko bhi ander bula liya.





Mam:- hello students myself deepika aur main aap sabko chemistry padhaungi. Aur intro wagarh baad mein hote rahenge hum sab padhai start karte hai.



Mera mann kiya ki ek chummi phek ke maaru mam ko koi to syana nikla is school mein.



Aise hi period bitte gaye aur chodu teachers intro intro khelte rahe. Khair in sab ke beech main ek chehre ko talash raha tha wo thi manisha par wo aaj aayi nahi thi bc lekin uski kami uski dost priya puri kar rahi thi, waise manisha to meri taraf dekhti bhi nahi thi lekin ye priya puri line deti thi mujhe aur saali maal bhi ek number thi.



Vivek:- abey ghurna band kar ladkiyo ko aur ground mein chal lunch ho gaya.



Main:- chal bc bhook lagi hai bhari .



Hum dono ground mein aaye to mere ko ek baat yaad aayi.



Main:- lawde waise tu agar physics wale amit ki maa ko chodega to tujhe uski budhi chut ke ander ghusna padega kyuki waha to gufa milegi.





Main ye baat bolke hasne laga lekin vivek chutiya mujhe ghoorne laga, bc dost na hota to gaand tod deta aise ghoorne pe.





Khair lunch khatam hua aur baaki ki classes bhi aise hi nikal gayi.



Tabhi ek bell baji aur iska matlab tha chutti bhenchod puri class ke bache chutiyo jaise bhaage jaise bhandare mein jaana ho aur waha limited khana milega, lekin main aur aarav to mast aaram se chalte huye apni bus ke paas pahuche.



Conductor:- oo hero jaldi chad jaa garden mein aaya hai ke.



Main:- sun bc khuch bhi bol le lekin hero na boliyo, because i am not a hero bitch.



Us lawde ko kuch samjh na aaya lekin aage baithi ladkiya mujhe ghurne lagi. Lekin main sabki ignore karke pahuch piche ki seat pe jaha priya baithi thi.





Vivek:- aaey khadi ho hamari seat hai.



Priya:- kyu naam likha hai kya tera.



Vivek:- nahi likha to likh dunga.



Priya:- jaa be paka mat mujhe waise bhi AK se baat karni hai.



Main to khus ho gaya bc ye maal mujhse baat karegi.





Vivek:- nahi karega ye tere se baat.



Main:- vivek tu aage jaa mujhe baat karne de.



Vivek:- bhsdk dekh lunga tujhe ladki dikhte hi dost ko bhul gaya.



Priya:- jaa na kyu nakhre dikha raha hai.



Vivek aage chala gaya mujhe pata tha uska mood off hai aur wo kaise sahi hoga mujhe pata tha.





Priya ne mera hath pakad ke apne paas bitha liya aur main bhi ache bache ki tarah usse chipak ke baith gaya, kya sarir tha saali ki ek dum ruyi jaisa mulayam.





Bc lund khada na ho jaaye bezati ho jayegi.





Priya:- AK mera banda banega.





What the fuck! Bhenchod ye kya bol gayi ye, badi fast hai.



Main:- main in sab pyar wyar ke lafdo me na padta, aur agar padta to manisha ko set kar chuka hota.





Priya:- manisha ko to bhool jaa wo amir ladke se hi pategi bas.





Main:- fir bhi main ye pyar wyar ke liye na bana aur mujhe koi fark na padta manisha kisi ke sath ho chahe.





Priya:- abey ghonchu to main konsa pyar karne ko bol rahi hu bas mera ek bf hoga smart sa aur teri ek maal gf ho jayegi aur kya chahiye tujhe.





Main:- fir thik hai lekin baad mein pyar ka chutiyapa na kariyo mere sath.





Priya:- nahi karungi.





Khushal:- chal to kiss de.





Priya:- itni jaldi nahi. Jaa tera stop aa gaya.





Main khada hua aur ek fast kiss priya ke gaal pe karke bhaag gaya. Main aur vivek niche utre aur ghar ki taraf chal diye, par ye bakloda apna muh fulaye chal raha tha.





Maine bhi jyada backchodi nahi ki bas itna bola





Main:- sun shyam ko ground chaliyo raajpura wale londe ko pelna hai aur fir raat ko daaru piyenge.





Vivek ki aankho mein chamak aa gayi daaru ka naam sunke aur sala mere gale mila bhaag ke





Main:- oyyy gay kahi ke dur ho mujhse.





Vivek hata aur apne raste chala gaya aur main apne ghar ki taraf....
story hero high level ka tharki hai bhai ye na sabko koot dega ek din priya se dosti ho gayi hai
 
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Shaam ka time tha aur main abhi soke utha tha bc din mein sone ka maza hi alag hota hai.





Maine apni aankhe maslte huye phone uthaya uspe vivek ki kayi missed call thi.





Maine vivek ko call lagaya aur bathroom mein mutne chala gaya.





Vivek ne call pick kiya ek hi ring mein (vella aadmi aur koi kaam nahi hai )





vivek:-bhen ke lode kya kar raha hai, tu aadha ghanta late hai.





Main:- bathroom mein muth maar raha hu lawda pakad ke.





Vivek:- muth loda pakad ke hi marte hai.





Main:- ooops sorry, tune ek baar bataya tha ki tu gaand mein ungli karta hai khud ke.



Aur ye bolke main hasne laga ravan jaise.





vivek:- bhsdk backchodi na kar jaldi aaja ye rahul teri fielding baitha raha hai. Aur daaru ke paise leke aaiyo ciggrete main le lunga.





Main:- sun tu panga na liyo unse bas 10 minute mein aaya yu.





Vivek:- lawde superman hai kya jo udke aa jayega.





Main:- mere baap ki bike leke aa raha hu tu phone rakh.





Usne phone rakha aur mera mootna bhi band hua maine jaldi se muh hath dhoye aur paise jeb mein daale aur bike leke nikal gaya ground ki taraf.





Is rahul ke baare mein thoda bata du ye hamare pass wale gaon ka ladka hai, waise to hum dono ke gaon ki aapas mein bilkul nahi banti lekin fir bhi hum sath khelte hai shart laga ke. Ye lawda mere se do saal bada hai aur college main padhta hai.





Ab iski aur meri ladayi ek cheez pe hai ki main isse paise mangta hu jo main shart mein jeete hai aur ye deta nahi hai, aur apna ek wasool hai ki udhar maaf kar dunga lekin jeeti huyi cheez nahi chodunga chahe wo ek rupiya hi ho, waise ye usool bas mera aur vivek ka hi hai.





Main bike bhagaata hua ground mein pahucha waha pe dekha to rahul ke sath 5 ladke aur khade they college ke hi they, sakal se hi galich lag rahe they, aur waha pe Vivek akela khada tha aur hamare gaav ke do teen ladke side mein khade they.





Maine bike ko ek dum vivek ke bagal me skid maarte huye roka to vivek uchal ke side ho gaya aur mujhpe chillaya.





Vivek:- lawde andha hai kya? Banau tujhe f1 racer.



Lekin main bike se utra aur vivek ko kuch bolta usse pehle mere kaano mein ek baat padi.





"Abey iski to maa chod ke bhaag gayi isey aur iska baap bhi pelta hai isey ab tu bhi pelega to ye kidhar jayega bichara" aur ye baat rahul ke badhe muh se nikli thi aur te mujhe gussa dilane ke liye kaafi thi.





Mujhe ek dum se bahut tez gussa aa gaya aur maine vivek ko chod ke unki taraf palta to vivek samjh gaya ki ab ye sab pitenge.





Vivek:- abey AK gussa na kar bache hai ye log.





Lekin maine uski baato pe koi dhyan na dete huye us rahul ki taraf badh gaya.





Rahul:- abey tu to aise bol raha hai jaise ye hum 5 ko pel dega, alelleelle AK ko gussa aa raha hai.





Aur ye sabd uske muh se nikle huye aakhri sabd they kyuki main uske paas pahuch chuka tha aur maine uske paas pahuchte time bat utha liya tha.





Wo kuch samjh pata usse pehle Maine bat diya ghuma ke uske sir pe aur ye cheez sab ke liye unexpected thi wo bhenchod sab blank ho gaye kuch seconds ke liye lekin mujhe pata tha ye sath wale bhi chaude hoke ladenge lekin wo kuch karte usse pehle hi main apne right side khade ladke ke ghutno pe bat deke maara aur wo bhsdka gaand faad chilaya uske chillane se sab hosh mein aa gaye aur meri taraf badhe lekin maine left side wale ke di aand pe laat aur wo jhuka aur jhukte hi uski kamar pe bat diya bc bat itna zor se mara tha ki bat hathi se alag ho gaya ab wo do aur main akela wo dono ek sath aaye aur ek ne mujhe punch maara par maine uska hath pakda aur uske muh pe ek punch diya lekin main bc koi superman to hu na ki jab sab ko pel dega ab der ho chuki thi itne mein doosre londe me mere kohni pe wicket deke maari aur main chillaya gaand faad bhenchod ab mujhe pata lag gaya tha ki inko kitna dard hua hoga inke to khoon bhi aa raha tha bc. Tabhi doosre ne muh pe punch diya mere jisse koi khaas fark na pada lekin mujhe pata tha ab gaand tut sakti hai bhai.



Main:- bhsdk waha khada ho ke kya muth maar raha hai jaldi aa gaand tut jayegi.



Vivek bhi meri baato se josh mein aa gaya, Ab wo dono mujhe aur maarte usse pehle vivek gandu jaise chilata hua aaya aur roman reigns style mein us wicket wale pe kud gaya aur usey leke niche gir gaya aur usey pelne laga aur maine bhi us doosre ladke ke ek do ghusse maare .



Un 5 ko lita ke maine bike ki chabi vivek ko di aur usne bike start ki aur mere piche baithte hi dauda di.





Main:- bhenchod gaand faad dard ho raha hai kohni mein.





Vivek:- aur ban le hero bc tudwa li na gaand.





Main:- beta saamne wale ki mujhse jyada tutti hai.





Vivek:- wo to hai, par tune aaj apna gusaa control kar liya jaldi hi, mereko laga aur pelega inko.





Main:- mera lawda control karega gussa, bc gussa to aaya hi nahi wo to main hawabaazi mein aa gaya tha. Tu ye sab chod aur dard dur kar bc.





Vivek:- abhi theke chalke ek IB ki bottle lete hai sab dard dur ho jayenge tere.



Main:- haa jaldi chal.





Fir hum dono pehle ek medical shop pe aaye aur waha se pain killer li maine aur fir hume bike theke ki taraf mod di.





Vivek ki gaand fat rahi thi ki koi dekh na le bc jaan pehchaan ka waise to andhera hone laga tha.





Ab us fattu ko bike ke paas chod ke main gaya theke pe aur ek IB ki bottal maangi.





Owner:- pehle to baap le jaata tha aur ab beta le jaa raha hai, kya baat hai Chaudhary sahab?





Main:- bhsdk aand na kha mere aur fir ye Chaudhary na boliyo aur mere dada ko pata laga ki maine daaru li hai to bhabhi ko bata dunga ki teri setting kon hai.





Owner:- nahi bata raha mere baap, ye le teri daaru aur soda.





Maine bottle li aur usey shirt ke ander daali, main ye sab kar raha tha us time do aankhe ghur ke dekh rahi thi mujhe lekin main aur vivek in sab se bekhabar bike pe baithe aur nikal pade tanki pe.





Waha pahuch ke vivek ne 3 peg banaye aur fir humne un teeno peg ko aapas mein bhida ki cheers kara aur do peg pi gaye aur teesra peg fek diya. Ab tum log sochoge ki ye kya backchodi hai bc daaru kyu fek rahe ho to bata du ye peg hamare jigri dost aarav ke naam ka hota hai jo 1 saal pehle gayab ho gaya with family bc pata hi nahi chala kaha gaya.





Khair hum dono daaru pite rahe aur backchodi karte rahe aur pite pite time ka pata hi nahi laga ki kab 8 baj gaye. Aur mera phone baj gaya jo ki mere dada ka tha.





Dadaji:- kaha hai beta.



Main:- aa raha hu abhi vivek ke ghar tha.



Dadaji:- aaja tere se baat karni hai kuch.



Main :- 10 minute mein aaya.



Aur phone kaat diya.





Main:- sun lawde khada ho tujhe ghar chod du





Vivek ko chad chuki thi lekin main abhi bhi normal hi tha .maine usey mouth freshner diya waise bhi jada smell nahi aa rahi thi fir bhi risk kyu le.





Vivek:- maa chod denge sabki aur budhau bhen ke lawde dekh kya raha hai ,ruk bhsdk.





Main usey jaldi se bike pe bithaya aur pel di bike road pe, ab wo bc mujhe galiya dena lag gaya tha. Khair maine usey kuch nahi bola kyuki mujhe pata tha agar kuch bolunga to ye fir suru ho jayega isliye maine jaldi se usey uske ghar choda aur usey uske room mein lita ke bhi aaya uske gharwalo ko bahana maara ki chakkar aa gaye is ko jada khel liya usko aram karne do wo log bhi maan gaye meri baat ko kyuki unhe main sarif lagta tha :cool:. Lekin maine ek baat notice ki vivek sala apne ghar aate hi saant aur sarif dono ho gaya uske parvachan ruk gaye second mein aur ache bache ki tarah gaya apne room mein. Waha bc overacting karta hai mere samne.





Bc fir se bike ghar ki taraf mod di aur in sab ke ander main apni kohni ke baare mein to bhool hi gaya jisme dard nahi ho raha tha nashe ki wajah se lekin kal hone wala tha.





Main ghar pahucha aur sidha hall mein jaake baith gaya khaane ke liye jaha pehle se hi dada dadi mojood they, mera baap bhi wahi tha lekin uska dhyan bas tv mein tha.





Dadaji:- tune un rajpura wale ladko ko itna bura kyu mara? Pata hai wo hospital mein hai wo to police mein nahi gaye meri wajah se.





Main:- gaali bak rahe they mujhey.





Dadaji:- to sun leta konsa mar jata aur tere kuch ho jata to.





Mujhe in jhooti humdardi se hi nafrat hai isliye main bol pada.





Main:- kuch na hota mujhe jada se jada mar jata na to acha hi hota waise bhi abhi tak konse jhande gaad liye maine aur abhi tak sunta hi aaya hu doosro ki lekin ab nahi sun sakta.





Mera mood kharab ho gaya tha to main apne khaane ki plate aur doodh ka mug uthaya aur apne room mein aa gaya, aur kha pike muth maarke so gaya bc, mera lawda sunega in logo ki chod dunga ek ek ko (so ja be pakka mat)







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Shaam ka time tha aur main abhi soke utha tha bc din mein sone ka maza hi alag hota hai.





Maine apni aankhe maslte huye phone uthaya uspe vivek ki kayi missed call thi.





Maine vivek ko call lagaya aur bathroom mein mutne chala gaya.





Vivek ne call pick kiya ek hi ring mein (vella aadmi aur koi kaam nahi hai )





vivek:-bhen ke lode kya kar raha hai, tu aadha ghanta late hai.





Main:- bathroom mein muth maar raha hu lawda pakad ke.





Vivek:- muth loda pakad ke hi marte hai.





Main:- ooops sorry, tune ek baar bataya tha ki tu gaand mein ungli karta hai khud ke.



Aur ye bolke main hasne laga ravan jaise.





vivek:- bhsdk backchodi na kar jaldi aaja ye rahul teri fielding baitha raha hai. Aur daaru ke paise leke aaiyo ciggrete main le lunga.





Main:- sun tu panga na liyo unse bas 10 minute mein aaya yu.





Vivek:- lawde superman hai kya jo udke aa jayega.





Main:- mere baap ki bike leke aa raha hu tu phone rakh.





Usne phone rakha aur mera mootna bhi band hua maine jaldi se muh hath dhoye aur paise jeb mein daale aur bike leke nikal gaya ground ki taraf.





Is rahul ke baare mein thoda bata du ye hamare pass wale gaon ka ladka hai, waise to hum dono ke gaon ki aapas mein bilkul nahi banti lekin fir bhi hum sath khelte hai shart laga ke. Ye lawda mere se do saal bada hai aur college main padhta hai.





Ab iski aur meri ladayi ek cheez pe hai ki main isse paise mangta hu jo main shart mein jeete hai aur ye deta nahi hai, aur apna ek wasool hai ki udhar maaf kar dunga lekin jeeti huyi cheez nahi chodunga chahe wo ek rupiya hi ho, waise ye usool bas mera aur vivek ka hi hai.





Main bike bhagaata hua ground mein pahucha waha pe dekha to rahul ke sath 5 ladke aur khade they college ke hi they, sakal se hi galich lag rahe they, aur waha pe Vivek akela khada tha aur hamare gaav ke do teen ladke side mein khade they.





Maine bike ko ek dum vivek ke bagal me skid maarte huye roka to vivek uchal ke side ho gaya aur mujhpe chillaya.





Vivek:- lawde andha hai kya? Banau tujhe f1 racer.



Lekin main bike se utra aur vivek ko kuch bolta usse pehle mere kaano mein ek baat padi.





"Abey iski to maa chod ke bhaag gayi isey aur iska baap bhi pelta hai isey ab tu bhi pelega to ye kidhar jayega bichara" aur ye baat rahul ke badhe muh se nikli thi aur te mujhe gussa dilane ke liye kaafi thi.





Mujhe ek dum se bahut tez gussa aa gaya aur maine vivek ko chod ke unki taraf palta to vivek samjh gaya ki ab ye sab pitenge.





Vivek:- abey AK gussa na kar bache hai ye log.





Lekin maine uski baato pe koi dhyan na dete huye us rahul ki taraf badh gaya.





Rahul:- abey tu to aise bol raha hai jaise ye hum 5 ko pel dega, alelleelle AK ko gussa aa raha hai.





Aur ye sabd uske muh se nikle huye aakhri sabd they kyuki main uske paas pahuch chuka tha aur maine uske paas pahuchte time bat utha liya tha.





Wo kuch samjh pata usse pehle Maine bat diya ghuma ke uske sir pe aur ye cheez sab ke liye unexpected thi wo bhenchod sab blank ho gaye kuch seconds ke liye lekin mujhe pata tha ye sath wale bhi chaude hoke ladenge lekin wo kuch karte usse pehle hi main apne right side khade ladke ke ghutno pe bat deke maara aur wo bhsdka gaand faad chilaya uske chillane se sab hosh mein aa gaye aur meri taraf badhe lekin maine left side wale ke di aand pe laat aur wo jhuka aur jhukte hi uski kamar pe bat diya bc bat itna zor se mara tha ki bat hathi se alag ho gaya ab wo do aur main akela wo dono ek sath aaye aur ek ne mujhe punch maara par maine uska hath pakda aur uske muh pe ek punch diya lekin main bc koi superman to hu na ki jab sab ko pel dega ab der ho chuki thi itne mein doosre londe me mere kohni pe wicket deke maari aur main chillaya gaand faad bhenchod ab mujhe pata lag gaya tha ki inko kitna dard hua hoga inke to khoon bhi aa raha tha bc. Tabhi doosre ne muh pe punch diya mere jisse koi khaas fark na pada lekin mujhe pata tha ab gaand tut sakti hai bhai.



Main:- bhsdk waha khada ho ke kya muth maar raha hai jaldi aa gaand tut jayegi.



Vivek bhi meri baato se josh mein aa gaya, Ab wo dono mujhe aur maarte usse pehle vivek gandu jaise chilata hua aaya aur roman reigns style mein us wicket wale pe kud gaya aur usey leke niche gir gaya aur usey pelne laga aur maine bhi us doosre ladke ke ek do ghusse maare .



Un 5 ko lita ke maine bike ki chabi vivek ko di aur usne bike start ki aur mere piche baithte hi dauda di.





Main:- bhenchod gaand faad dard ho raha hai kohni mein.





Vivek:- aur ban le hero bc tudwa li na gaand.





Main:- beta saamne wale ki mujhse jyada tutti hai.





Vivek:- wo to hai, par tune aaj apna gusaa control kar liya jaldi hi, mereko laga aur pelega inko.





Main:- mera lawda control karega gussa, bc gussa to aaya hi nahi wo to main hawabaazi mein aa gaya tha. Tu ye sab chod aur dard dur kar bc.





Vivek:- abhi theke chalke ek IB ki bottle lete hai sab dard dur ho jayenge tere.



Main:- haa jaldi chal.





Fir hum dono pehle ek medical shop pe aaye aur waha se pain killer li maine aur fir hume bike theke ki taraf mod di.





Vivek ki gaand fat rahi thi ki koi dekh na le bc jaan pehchaan ka waise to andhera hone laga tha.





Ab us fattu ko bike ke paas chod ke main gaya theke pe aur ek IB ki bottal maangi.





Owner:- pehle to baap le jaata tha aur ab beta le jaa raha hai, kya baat hai Chaudhary sahab?





Main:- bhsdk aand na kha mere aur fir ye Chaudhary na boliyo aur mere dada ko pata laga ki maine daaru li hai to bhabhi ko bata dunga ki teri setting kon hai.





Owner:- nahi bata raha mere baap, ye le teri daaru aur soda.





Maine bottle li aur usey shirt ke ander daali, main ye sab kar raha tha us time do aankhe ghur ke dekh rahi thi mujhe lekin main aur vivek in sab se bekhabar bike pe baithe aur nikal pade tanki pe.





Waha pahuch ke vivek ne 3 peg banaye aur fir humne un teeno peg ko aapas mein bhida ki cheers kara aur do peg pi gaye aur teesra peg fek diya. Ab tum log sochoge ki ye kya backchodi hai bc daaru kyu fek rahe ho to bata du ye peg hamare jigri dost aarav ke naam ka hota hai jo 1 saal pehle gayab ho gaya with family bc pata hi nahi chala kaha gaya.





Khair hum dono daaru pite rahe aur backchodi karte rahe aur pite pite time ka pata hi nahi laga ki kab 8 baj gaye. Aur mera phone baj gaya jo ki mere dada ka tha.





Dadaji:- kaha hai beta.



Main:- aa raha hu abhi vivek ke ghar tha.



Dadaji:- aaja tere se baat karni hai kuch.



Main :- 10 minute mein aaya.



Aur phone kaat diya.





Main:- sun lawde khada ho tujhe ghar chod du





Vivek ko chad chuki thi lekin main abhi bhi normal hi tha .maine usey mouth freshner diya waise bhi jada smell nahi aa rahi thi fir bhi risk kyu le.





Vivek:- maa chod denge sabki aur budhau bhen ke lawde dekh kya raha hai ,ruk bhsdk.





Main usey jaldi se bike pe bithaya aur pel di bike road pe, ab wo bc mujhe galiya dena lag gaya tha. Khair maine usey kuch nahi bola kyuki mujhe pata tha agar kuch bolunga to ye fir suru ho jayega isliye maine jaldi se usey uske ghar choda aur usey uske room mein lita ke bhi aaya uske gharwalo ko bahana maara ki chakkar aa gaye is ko jada khel liya usko aram karne do wo log bhi maan gaye meri baat ko kyuki unhe main sarif lagta tha :cool:. Lekin maine ek baat notice ki vivek sala apne ghar aate hi saant aur sarif dono ho gaya uske parvachan ruk gaye second mein aur ache bache ki tarah gaya apne room mein. Waha bc overacting karta hai mere samne.





Bc fir se bike ghar ki taraf mod di aur in sab ke ander main apni kohni ke baare mein to bhool hi gaya jisme dard nahi ho raha tha nashe ki wajah se lekin kal hone wala tha.





Main ghar pahucha aur sidha hall mein jaake baith gaya khaane ke liye jaha pehle se hi dada dadi mojood they, mera baap bhi wahi tha lekin uska dhyan bas tv mein tha.





Dadaji:- tune un rajpura wale ladko ko itna bura kyu mara? Pata hai wo hospital mein hai wo to police mein nahi gaye meri wajah se.





Main:- gaali bak rahe they mujhey.





Dadaji:- to sun leta konsa mar jata aur tere kuch ho jata to.





Mujhe in jhooti humdardi se hi nafrat hai isliye main bol pada.





Main:- kuch na hota mujhe jada se jada mar jata na to acha hi hota waise bhi abhi tak konse jhande gaad liye maine aur abhi tak sunta hi aaya hu doosro ki lekin ab nahi sun sakta.





Mera mood kharab ho gaya tha to main apne khaane ki plate aur doodh ka mug uthaya aur apne room mein aa gaya, aur kha pike muth maarke so gaya bc, mera lawda sunega in logo ki chod dunga ek ek ko (so ja be pakka mat)







TO BE CONTINUED ??
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