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Nafrat ya phir Diwaangi.... (Incest Love Story)
Kismat.... (Word Count 7050)
Bada hi ajeeb lafz hai Kismat.... Ye chaahe to bana de ye chaahe to mita de.... Iske aage har koi majboor ho jaata hai.... Chahe wo Raja ho ya Fakeer....
Ye kahani hai Ek aise Shaks ki hai jise kismat se hamesha se bair raha hai.... Wo kismat ko nahi maanta ya ye kehna zyada behtar hoga ki wo nafrat karta un sab se jo khud ko kismat ke hawale chor dete hain.... Iska maan na hai ki kismat jaisi koi cheez nahi hoti.... Jo kuch bhi hota hai wo Insaan ke apne hathon me hota hai... banna ya mit jaana.... Insaan agar chahe to khaakh se uth ke asmaan tak pahuch sakta hai.... Bas usme kuch kar guzarne ka jazba hona chahiye.... Aur aisa jazba isme koot koot ke bhara hua hai.... Ya phir ye kahna zyada theek hoga ki is ke under us jazbe ko koot koot ke bhara gaya hai....
Isko ek aisa Faulaad banaya gaya hai jiske aage Duniya apna Sir jhukaye....Dimaag ka tez aur jism ka Faulaad... Iske jism me Taakat itni hai ki 10 hathiyon ko utha ke patak sakta hai.... Sun ke hansi aati hai na.... Bhala aisa bhi koi insaan hua hai jo haathi ko utha sake.... Namumkin....
Magar isne use mumkin bana diya.... Ek nahi balki 10 hathiyon ko ye patak sakta hai.... Unke sath iska rozana Muqaabla hota hai.... Iski baaton me wo jaadu hai ki kisi ko bhi apna diwana bana de.... Khaas kar ke iski hari aankhen.... Jise dekhte hi insaan ho ya jaanwar sabhi iske rang me rang jaate hain.... Iske masoom se chehre se ek alag hi Noor jhalakta hai.... Ye jaanwaron ki bhaasha samajhta hai ab unke sath isne apni zindagi ke 12 saal guzare hain to ye sab to uske liye kuch nahi.... Ye cheete se zyada tez aur Sher se kahin bada khatarnaak Shikari hai.... Ghane andhere me bhi ise saaf nazar aata hai.... Bareek se bareek awaaz bhi ise saaf sunayi de jaati hai.... Iski soonghne ki shakti bhi behad kamaal ki hai.... Duniya me shayad hi koi aisa zeher ho jo ispe asar karta ho....
Is sab ki wajah hai wo ****** Jungle ke beech "Neel Sarovar" ki wo jadibootiyan phal aur paudhe jo ye bachpan se khata aa raha hai.... Un Jadibootiyon me aisa asar hai jo mariyal se mariyal insaan ko bhi faulaad bana sakta hai.... Uske under na jaane kaisi kaisi taaqkaten bhar sakta hai.... Maut ke alawa usme har bemaari ka ilaaj hai.... Wo ek aam insaan ko itni tez raftaar (Speed) pradaan karti hai jiska muqabla duniya ki koi cheez nahi kar sakti....
Aap ye hi soch rahe hain ki koi bachha bhala khana peena chor ke Jungle ki jadibootiyan phal aur paudhe kyun khayega..... To main bata doon ki bachhe aksar apne dost aur aas paas ke logon ki dekha dekhi wo sab karte hain jo wo kar rahe hoon.... Jaise wo jo khate hain unhe khana... Unke jaise khelna... Koodna kaam karna... Wo har ek cheez ko theek usi tarha dohrate hain jo unke saamne kiya jaata hai.... To apne jaanwar doston ki dekha dekhi wo bhi Jungle ki jadibootiyon phal aur paudhe ko khane laga... Ab aap ye bhi kahenge ki Jungle me kuch jaanwar to jaanwaron ka shikaar kar ke unka kachha maans bhi khate hain aur unka khoon bhi peete hain to is tarha se us ko unka dekha dekhi Maans khana chaiye.... To ye sun lijiye ki us ke jo uske apne hain unse usne ye seekha hai ki Jaanwar aur insaan ke khane me fark hota hai jahan janwar kachha maans khate aur khoon peete hain waisa Insaan kabhi nahi karta.... Jaise ki usne jaanwaron ke kuch seekha hai waisa hi Wo insaano se bhi bahut kuch seekh raha hai....
Na jaane kitni hi khoobiyan aur raaz ye shaks apne under samaye hue hai.... Ye aage pata chalta jaayega.... Chaliye chal ke dekhte hai....
Achanak se ek awaaz fiza me goonj uthti hai.... Ek naam jise pukaarne aur sun ne waale dono ke chehre pe Muskaan phail jaati hai.... Wo naam hai....
"SULTAAN"
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Update 01
"Sultaan"
Sultaaaaaan.... Sultaaaaaan....
Jaise hi fiza me ye naam goonjaa.... Uske honthon pe muskaan aur aankhon me chamak aa jaati hai.... Wo muskurate hue apne Ghode se kehta hai....
Chal Raftaar ( Sultaan ka jigri yaar ek behad Khoobsurat Ghoda ) baba bula rahe hain.... Agar waqt pe hum wahan nahi pahunche na to phir dekhna Baba phir shuru ho jaayenge.... Aur phir ghanto tak unki patar patar sun ni padegi.... Sultaan ki baat sun ke Raftaar hinhina deta hai... Jaise ki uski baat pe hans raha ho.... Jaise hi Sultaan raftaar ke sath wahan se nikalne lagta hai.... Ek zordaar dahaad sun ke ruk jaata hai aur palat ke dekhta hai....
Sultaan : Nahi Shera (Is jungle ka Behad khoonkhaar Sher) aaj nahi aaj kaafi waqt ho gaya hai aur baba bhi bula rahe hain hum kal subah phir milenge aur phir hoga Mukaabla jo tu aaj tak mujh se nahi jeet paaya hai....
Shera : W...wo... to tu mera dost hai isliye main hamesha hi tujhe teri khushi ke liye jeetne deta hoon.... Warna is Jungle me aisa koi nahi jo mujhe hara sake.... Raja hoon main Raja is jungle ka....
Sultaan : Aur main Sultaan... Jo har Raja pe bhari hai.... Aur rahi baat Mukaable ki ya phir teri Jeet ki to wo kal dekh lenge.... Main bhi to dekhun jo pichle 3 saal me tu na kar paaya yaani mujhe harana.... Wo tu kal kaise kar lega....? (Raftaar ko aankh maar ke) kyun Raftaar maine theek kaha na....?
Ye keh ke Sultaan hansta hua raftaar ke sath us se bhi kayi zyada tezi se daudte hue wahan se nikal jaata hai.... Pheeche chor jaata hai gusse me tamtamaye hue Shera ko....
Shera Gusse me : Ye aaj phir mazaak uda gaya mera.... (Phir kuch soch ke apni gardan jhatakne ke baad muskura ke khud se hi kehta hai....) Jo bhi hai sacha yaar hai mera.... Jaane aisi kaunsi Taaqat hai isme jo ye ek insaan ho ke bhi mujh jaise Khatanaak Sher ko bhi hara deta hai.... Mera yaar mere jaise 10 Sher pe bhi akela bhaari hai.... Aisa Faulaadi jism hai iska jispe mere Nakhoon tak asar nahi karte...
Phir wo muskurate hue palat ke jungle ke under apna Shikaar dhoondhne chal deta hai....
Idhar hawa ki tezi se daudta hua Sultaan baba ke paas pahunchta hai.... Use dekhte hi Baba ke chehre pe muskurahat aa jaati hai....
Baba : kahan tha tu subah se....? Pata hai kitna waqt ho gaya hai....? Aur aaj ka tera abhyaas....?
Sultaan : Baba aap ke hi kahe anusaar main roz ki tarha sawere sawere Daurne aur abhyaas karne gaya tha....
Baba : Magar kahan....? Mujhe to tu na daudte hue nazar aaya aur na hi abhyaas karte hue....?
Sultaan : Wo is liye kyun ki main roz ki tarha daudte hue Jungle ki taraf gaya tha aur maine apna abhyaas bhi wahin poora kiya....
Baba : Abe Daudna hi tha to sheher ki taraf daudta ye jungle jaane ki kya zaroorat thi....?
Sultaan : Main bhala aur mera Jungle bhala.... Mujhe kya zaroorat hai dur Sheher jaane ki....
Baba : Abe tujhe dar nahi lagta duniya ke us sabse Khatanaak Jungle me jaane se....
Sultaan : Baba wo to mera ghar hai bhala apne ghar se bhi kisi ko dar laga hai kya....?
Baba : Tera main kya karun mujhe samajh nahi aata.... Khair jo bhi ho maine tera dakhila ****** sheher ke ******* College me karwa diya hai.... Agle hafte se tujhe wahan padhne jaana hai....
Sultaan : Magar Baba.... Main aapko yahan akela chor ke wahan nahi jaa sakta.... Ek aap hi to mere sab kuch hain agar aapko kuch ho gaya to....?
Baba : Abe mujhe kya hona hai....? World ka Best Fighter hoon main.... Fight ka aisa kaunsa Art hai jo mujhe nahi aata.... Is poori duniya me aisa koi nahi jo mujhe hara sake....
Sultaan : Siwaye mere....
Baba : kya...?
Sultaan : Wo... wo haan... Maine kab mana kiya hai ki aap best nahi ho.... Haan magar mujhse aage nahi....
Baba : Kya kaha kaun Best hai...?
Sultaan : N... Nahi wo main keh raha tha kya.... Haan... waise to aapko kuch hona nahi hai... Magar wo... Wo...
Baba : Ye wo wo kya kar raha hai... Seedhe seedhe bol ki kehna kya chahta hai....?
Sultaan : Wo... Wo main duniya ko kya muh dikhaunga....?
Baba : Matlab....
Sultaan : Wo... Main keh raha tha ke mere peeche agar wo Padma unty ne aapko akela paa ke aapki Izzat loot li to main duniya ko kya muh dikhaunga....
Sultaan ki baat sun ke Baba use gussa dikhate hue kehte hain....
Baba : Abe kameene mera mazaak udata hai.... Ruk tu aaj main tujhe batata hoon... Aaj tu mere hathon se nahi bachega... Aaj tu pakka pitega....
Sultaan : Baba pehle mujhe pakad ke to dikhaiye... Main aapke hath nahi aane waala....
Baba use maarne ke liye paas padi base ball Stick utha lete hain.... Is se pehle ki wo use maarte Padma Unty beech me aa ke unhe rok deti hai.... Aur Sultaan wahan se hasta hua apne dost ke ghar bhaag jaata hai.....
Baba : Aaj wo teri wajah se phir bach gaya....
Padma Unty : Use to bachna hi tha... Aur waise bhi use maar ke kuch fayeda nahi hone waala.... Faulaad hai mera Sultan... Uske jism pe padke to loha bhi mud jaata hai ye nazauk si Base ball Stick kya cheez hai....?
Baba : Kabhi kabhi to uski Taaqat dekh ke dar lagta hai.... Kahin wo uska galat istemaal na karne lage....
Padma : Tumhe na ho magar mujhe Sultaan pe poora bharosa hai.... Wo kabhi bhi apni Taaqat ka galat istemaal nahi karega.... Sanjeeda (Baba ki Wife jo ab zinda nahi hai) ke Sanskaar aur humari parwarish ko wo kabhi Sharminda nahi karega.... Na hi aisa koi kaam karega jis se uske sath sath hamara Sar bhi Sharm se kisi ke aage jhuke.... Aur waise bhi wo itna Masoom aur pyara hai ki us se jo bhi milta hai wo use chahe bina nahi reh paata.... Sultaan har kisi ko apni pyari baaton se apna bana leta hai... Jism ka Faulaad aur Dil ka heera hai Mera Sultaan... Us jaisa Handsome aur dashing yahan to kya aas paas ke kisi Sheher me bhi nahi.... Dekha nahi kaise yahan ki ladkiyaan hi nahi Auraten bhi uski diwaani hai.... Ye Sultaan ka jaadu hai jo sab ko apne rang me rang ke apna diwana bana leta hai aur wo sab uski Gopiyaan ban ke uske peeche chalti hai....
Baba : Kahin tum bhi to nahi....?
Padma : Haan socha to maine bhi kuch aisa hi tha magar ye kambakht dil us kanhaiya ke bajaye uske Baba pe aa gaya....
Baba : Achha ji...
Padma : Haan ji.... Waise main kya keh rahi thi ki agar tum chaho to wo jo Sultaan abhi keh ke gaya hai wo karun....?
Baba : Matlab....!!!!
Padma aankh maarte hue : Tumhara Rape...
Baba : Tum bhi na Padma kuch bhi bolti ho... Khair wo sab choro aur ye suno.... Sultaan ab 10th paas kar chuka hai.... Aage ki uski padhayi ke liye maine uska Admission ****** Sheher ke ****** College me karwa diya....
Padma : Ye tumne achha kiya... Jitna bada wo College hai uski padhayi bhi utni hi achhi hai... Humne bhi to usi College se apni padhayi poori ki thi...
Baba : Haan wo to hai... Aur waise bhi wo is Sheher se bahar jaayega to apne Maa Baap aur Pariwaar ko bhi dhoondh paayega.... Yahan reh ke to kuch pata lagana mushkil hai....
Padma : Baat tumhari sahi hai... Magar wo apne parivaar ko dhoondhega kaise....? Jab wo hum ko mila tha tab to wo bahut chota tha.... Shayad kuch hi din hue the use paida hue.... Bas pehchaan ke taur pe uski Peeth pe uski Paidaishi Nishaan (Sher Ghoda aur Ek Talwaar bana hua hai) ke alawa aur kuch hai hi nahi... Uske zariye to wo kisi ko dhoondhne se raha....
Baba : Wo kaise apne Maa Baap aur Parivaar ko dhoondhega ye to main bhi nahi jaanta... Magar itna zaroor jaanta hoon ki jis uper waale ne use uske Parivaar se dur kiya hai wo hi use unse milwaayega.... Dekh lena....
Idhar Sultaan apne Jigri dost kunal se milne uske ghar pahunchta hai aur darwaza Khatkhatane hi waala hota hai ki tabhi Achanak se darwaza khulta hai aur....
Ji kahiye kaun hain aap aur aapko kis se milna hai....?
Sultaan : Sheela Unty Main Sultaan hoon.... Aapne mujhe pehchana nahi.... Shayad naraaz ho mujhse.... Warna aisa ho hi nahi sakta ki meri Beautiful Pyari aur Sexy unty apne Sultaan ko na pehchaane....
Sultaan ke muh se apni tareef sun ke Sheela unty behad khush ho jaati hai... Magar phir bhi jhoota gussa dikhate hue kehti hai....
Sheela unty : Mujhe to nahi yaad padta ki main Sultaan naam ke kisi Shaks ko jaanti hoon.... Haan waise ek ko shayad main jaanti thi... Magar ab lagta hai use bhi main nahi jaanti.... To ab aap batao ki kaun ho aur yahan kyun aur kis se milne aaye ho....
Sultaan : Achha ji aap apne Sultaan ko nahi jaanti...
Sheela : Kaha na nahi jaanti.... Ek hi baat kitni baar bataun....
Sultaan : Mujhe pata hai ki aap mujhse naraaz hain isi wajah se mujhe na pehchaanne ki baat keh rahi hain.... Aur naraaz hona bhi chahiye... Itne din baad jo main aap se milne aaya hoon....
Sultaan ki baat sun ke Sheela unty pehle Calendar aur phir ghadi ki taraf dekhte hue kehti hai
Sheela : Itne din... Pata bhi hai ki tu poore 94 din 8 ghante 16 minutes aur 30 Second ke baad mujhe apni shakal dikha raha hai...
Sultaan : Wo na Unty kya hai na pehle Exams ki wajah se nahi aa paaya aur phir baad me baba aur Padma unty ne mujhe jaane kitni duniya bhar ki Fighting Skils aur Abhyaas me busy kar diya.... Din bhar Practice karte ladte ladte itna thak jaata tha ki hilne tak ki taaqat nahi rehti thi.... To aap hi bataiye main yahan kaise aata... Aur waise bhi Baba ka Anushashan to aap jaanti hain.... Wo jab kisi cheez ko le ke Serious ho jaate hain to phir wo usme zara si bhi galti ya mera wo sab chor ke idhar udhar jaana bardasht nahi kar te.... bas isi wajah se chah ke bhi main apni Khoobsurat aur Sexy unty se milne nahi aa paaya.... Waise ab pehle se kayi zyada Khoobsurat aur Sexy ho gayi hai meri Sheeeeeela Unty....
Maa kaun aaya hai jis se aap darwaze pe khadi itni der se baat kar rahi hai.... Kahin wo Idiot Sultaan to nahi.... Agar wo aaya hai to use pakad ke rakhna main abhi aa ke uski khabar leti hoon.... Ghar ki doosri Manzil se kumud (Sheela unty ki Badi Beti) ki awaaz aati hai jise sun ke Sultaan ghabra jaata hai....
Sultaan : Unty Please Unty... Meri Pyari unty Please mujhe bacha lo is lady Don se... Agar main iske hath lag gaya na to ye mujhe kachha kha jaayegi... Wo bhi bina masala lagaye....
Sheela : Tu kumud se itna darta kyun hai...?
Sultaan : Main unse nahi Darta unty ji bas is baat se Darta hoon ki meri kisi unjaane me bhi hui galti ki wajah se kahin main unka Masoom dil na dukha doon... Mujhe unki bohot fikr rehti hai... Aur waise bhi aap to mera Nature jaanti ho.... Main jab kisi gair ko dukhi nahi dekh sakta to ye to phir bhi meri apni hi hain....
Sultaan abhi ye bol hi raha tha tab tak kumud wahan aa jaati hai....
Kumud : Achha to wo tu hai.... Sultaan kameene... Ab waqt mila hai tujhe yahan aane ka wo bhi 94 din 8 ghante 22 minutes aur 10 Seconds ke baad...
Kumud aur Sheela unty dono ke muh se Din aur Waqt ka pakka hisaab sun ne ke baad...
Sultaan : Aap dono din aur waqt ka hisaab karte rehte ho kya....? Kaun kab aaya ya kaun kab mila aur kaun kab kis waqt phir se milne waala hai....
Kumud : Dekh tu baat ko ghuma mat... Aur haan wo tu kya keh raha tha.... Wo kya bola tha isne maa... Haan... Main koi gair nahi balki teri apni hoon aur tu mujhe dukhi nahi dekh sakta... Jhooth sab jhooth... Agar main teri zara si bhi apni hoti na to tu mujh se 94 din 8 ghante 22 minutes aur 30 Second ke baad milne nahi aata.... Tere liye to wo sab hain teri apni Teri Gopiyaan.... Tu na apna naam Sultaan ki jagah Kishan kanhaiya rakh le....
Sultaan : Ye aap kya keh rahi hain....? Main... Sultaan aur jhooth.... Ji nahi Sultaan kabhi jhooth nahi bolta jo bolta hai sach bolta hai....
Abhi Sultaan ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Peeche se kisi ki awaaz sun ke jahan Kumud Di ka Gussa tez ho jaata hai wahin Sultaan peeche khade us shaks ko gusse se dekhte hue apna Sar peet leta hai....
Kunal : Sahi kaha Di aapne... ise aap ki koi fikr nahi hai.... Ye to bas saara din apni Gopiyon ke aage peeche rehta hai.... Agar ise aapki zara bhi fikr hoti na to ye aap ke sath yahan humare ghar me hota.... Aap ko Shopping le jaata... Jiska isne aapse waada to kiya magar use poora na kiya.... ( Ab to Di pakka teri band bajayegi... Aur tujhe hum sab ke sath Shopping pe bhi jaana padega.... Saale roz mujhe taalta aa raha tha sath chalne se aur isi wajah se main apni Girlfriend Deepa ke sath nahi jaa saka... Saale jinti mujhe apni Girlfriend se gaaliyan padi hai utni jab tujhe padengi tab kahin jaa ke mera man halka hoga...)
Kumud : kya....? Matlab jo kuch maine suna tha wo sach hi tha...
Sultaan : Di...
Kumud : kya kaha Di...? Kameene tu ne phir se mujhe Apni Girlfriend ki jagah Di kaha.... Iska to matlab ek hi hua na ki tu mujhe apna nahi samajhta... Jaa baat mat kar mujhse... Jaa chala jaa yahan se...
Ye keh ke Kumud Di gusse me muh phula ke Sultaan ki taraf peeth karke khadi ho jaati hain....
Sultaan Kunal ko ghoor ke dekhte hue kehta hai....
Sultaan : Saale tujhe to main baad me dekhta hoon....
Phir mud ke Sheela unty ki taraf aas bhari nazron se dekhta hai jaise keh raha ho... Di ko manane me meri madat kijiye Please.... Sheela Saaf mana kar deti hai...
Sheela : Tu ne naraaz kiya hai ab tu hi mana apni Di urf Girlfriend ko... Is se pehle ki iska gussa aur tez ho jaaye....
Sultaan : Kya unty aap bhi shuru ho gayi...? Di ko meri Girlfriend bol rahi hain....
Sheela : Tere mere kehne se ye maan ne waali nahi hai na... Ab isne ye keh diya hai ki ye teri Girlfriend hai to hai... Aur waise bhi jab iski maa ho ke mujhe koi Problem nahi to tujhe kyun Problem ho rahi hai... (Phir Sultaan ko aankh maar ke kehti hai) Waise agar tu kahe to main bhi teri Girlfriend banne ko taiyaar hoon...
Sheela unty ki baat sun ke Sultaan apna sar peet leta hai....
Sheela : Chal chal ab ye drama band kar aur jaldi se apni Girlfriend ko mana is se pehle ki wo aur naraaz ho jaaye....
Sultaan jaise taise Kumud ko mana hi leta hai.... Kumud bhi uske gale lag ke khush ho jaati hai....
Sultaan : Chaliye ab jaldi se taiyaar ho jaaiye Shopping pe jaane ke liye....
Kumud Taiyaar ho ke aayi aur Sultaan ke sath chal hi di thi ki tabhi kunal daurte hue unke paas aata hai....
Kunal : Abe mujhe yahan chor ke kahan chal diye tum dono... Main bhi sath chal raha hoon....
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Idhar Dusri taraf ****** Sheher ke ek Khoobsurat se Bunglow me....
Ajay : Bada Beta umar 47 Saal.... Inka apna khandaani Business hai jise ye apne 2 bhaiyon ke sath mil ke chala rahe hain... Nature se bade khushmijaaz hain...
Geeta : Badi Bahu umar 42 Saal
Sapna : Badi beti 21 Saal
Rosy : Choti Beti 18 Saal
Vijay : Majhla Beta umar 46 Saal
Mamta : Majhli Bahu 42 Saal
Naina : Badi Beti 23 Saal
Nikki : Majhli Beti 18 Saal
Mehek : Choti Beti 18 Saal
Nikki aur Mehek Judwa behne hain.... Ye bilkul ek jaisi hai.... Ek dusre ki Xerox Copy.... Inhe dekh ke koi ye nahi bata sakta ki inme se Nikki kaun hai aur Mehek kaun.... Dono ki Umar me sirf kuch hi minutes ka fark hai.... Inke sath hi inka bhai bhi paida hua tha.... Fark sirf itna hai ki wo in dono se umar me bada hai wo bhi bas kuch minutes pehle.... Ji haan aap theek samjhe.... Naina ke baad Mamta ko ek sath Teen bachhe paida hue the.... Parivaar me sabka ye maan na tha ki Mamta ka ye beta apni dono behno apne sath laya tha.... Sonal (Ghar ki choti Bahu) ne to mazak mazak me ye bhi keh diya tha ki dekho ise kaise kisi Riyasat ke Sultaan ke jaise apni dono Biwiyon ko apne sath hi laaya hai....
Megha : Nikki ki Dost umar 18 Saal
Shivani : Nikki ki Dost umar 18 Saal
Sujay : Chota Beta umar 45 Saal.... Majhle bhai ke sath ye bhi apne bade bhai ke sath mil ke apna khandaani Business chala rahe hain... Nature se bade khushmijaaz hain... Magar apni biwi Sonal se thoda darte hain... Unke saamne inki bolti band ho jaati hai...
Sonal : Choti Bahu umar 42 Saal
Ritu : Badi Beti Umar 19 Saal
Ruby : Majhli Beti Umar 18 Saal
Muskaan : Choti Beti
Nikki : Badi Maa ye Rosy kahan hai dikhayi nahi de rahi....
Geeta Chachi : Aur kahan hogi... Wahin hogi... Apne room me.... Kitaabon me ghusi.... Jaanti hai Nikki Jab ye paida hui thi tab iske Gulaab se khile chehre ko dekh ke kitne pyar se maine iska naam Rosy rakha tha... Magar ab to ye uska ulat hi ban gayi hai.... Hamesha murjhayi murjhayi si rehti hai... Zyadartar to ye kitaabon me hi ghusi rehti hai.... aur ek wo hai meri laadli beti Sapna... Haye... use dekhti hoon to mujhe apni jawaani yaad aa jaati hai.... Ye bilkul meri tarha hai khul ke jeene waali... Iska jo dil chahta hai wo karti hai... Din bhar hansti khilkhilati rehti hai.... Magar Rosy ko dekhti hoon to dil udaas ho jaata hai... Dil me tees si uthti hai.... Jaane Meri bachhi Rosy kab apni zindagi jeena seekhegi...
Ye kehte kehte Geeta Chachi ki aankhen nam ho jaati hai... Jise dekh Nikki aage badh ke unhe apne seene se laga leti hai.... Sath hi pyar se unke aansu pochte hue kehti hai....
Nikki : Ye kya badi Maa aap ro rahi hain.... Mere rehte aapko Rosy ki fikr karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai.... Bas ek baar College khul jaane dijiye... Phir dekhiye main kaise Rosy ko apne rang me rangti hoon.... Usko bhi mere aur aapki tarha Bold aur Sexy na bana diya to Nikki mera naam nahi.... Aap bas dekhti jaaiye aapki Nikki kaise apne Jaadu ki chadi ghuma ke Rosy ko Rose Queen banati hoon....
Nikki ki baat sun ke Geeta Chachi khush ho ke use kas ke apne seene se laga leti hai....
Tabhi Nikki ka Mobile bajne lagta hai....
Nikki : Haan Megha... Tu Shivani ko sath le ke pahuch main bhi Rosy ke sath tujhe wahin milti hoon "Sk Mall" me....
Tab tak Rosy bhi taiyaar ho ke aa jaati hai hamesha ki tarha Simple si Salwaar kameez sath hi gale me saleeke se dupaata lapete hue.... Nikki usko ek baar uper se neeche tak dekhti hai phir apne Sar pe hath maar ke kehti hai....
Nikki : Rosy meri jaan... Tu na ye nineties ki family Beauty banna chor de... Dekh aaj main kaise tujhe 21st Century ki Rosy Queen banati hoon... Ab chal pehle hi hum bahut late hain... Agar time pe Mall nahi pahunche na to Megha meri jaan le legi...
Ye keh ke dono tezi se bahar ki taraf chal deti hain....
Ritu : Badi Maa ye Rosy thi na Nikki ke sath....
Geeta : Haan meri Bachhi...
Ritu : Waise ye dono itni jaldi jaldi kahan gayi....?
Geeta : Wo kya hai ki 3 din baad College khul rahe hain to uski ke liye Shopping karne "Sk Mall" gayi hain....
Ritu : Kyaaaaa...? Wo dono Sk Mall gayi hai.... Matlab wo Mall shuru ho gaya....
Tabhi wahan Sapna aa jaati hai....
Sapna : kya hua Ritu tu aise shock me kyun khadi hai....?
Ritu : Tu sunegi na tab tujhe bhi jhatka lagega.... Tujhe pata hai... Nikki aur Rosy Shopping karne gayi hain....
Sapna : Haan to isme Shock lagne waali kya baat hai....?
Ritu : Shock waali baat ye hai ki wo dono aur kahin nahi balki "Sk Mall" gayi hain... Humare Sheher ka sab se bada aur aalishan Mall.... Jiski na jaane kitni International Branches bhi hain...
Sapna : kya baat kar rahi hai...? Matlab kuch bhi haan... Abhi "Sk Mall" ban hi raha hai.... Uske Complete hone me abhi ek mahina baaki hai....
Geeta : Magar Nikki to Sk Mall ka hi bol ke gayi hai....
Sapna : Achha yaad aaya... Wo dono Sk Mall ki mini Branch me gayi hongi.... Is choti branch ko Us Main branch ki testing aur Promotion ke liye khola gaya hai.... Taaki logon ko pata chal sake ki Sk Mall bhi hai is Sheher me jisme poori duniya ki har ek badi se badi Brand ki Cheezen available hain....
Ritu : Wow yaar agar aisa hai to hum kal hi chalte hain wahan dekhen to sahi aakhir wahan kya kya Availability hai....
Sapna : Haan yaar sahi kaha..... Main bhi bahut excited hoon wahan jaane ke liye....
Dono ko khush dekh ke Geeta bhi khush ho jaati hai....
Geeta : Haan haan chali jaana meri bachhiyo.... Aur wahan se apne liye Shopping bhi kar aana....
Idhar Sultaan apni Bike pe peeche Kumud ko baitha ke Sk Mall pahunchta hai.... Sath hi kunal bhi hai.... Bike park karke wo Mall me enter karte hain.... Mall ke under jaate hi Kunal ke Mobile pe ek msg aata hai aur use dekh ke baad wo dusri taraf chal deta hai....
Sultaan : Abe udhar kidhar jaa raha hai....? Hum ko is taraf jaana hai...
Kunal : Baat ko Samjha kar yaar...
Sultaan : Saale kya samjhun yahi ki tu yahan humare sath Shopping karne nahi balki apni Girlfriend Deepa ke sath Shopping karne aaya hai....
Sultaan ke muh se Deepa sun ke kumud ke kaan khade ho jaate hain aur wo ghoor ke Kunal ki taraf dekh ke us se poochti hai....
Kumud : Ye Deepa Dinesh uncle ki beti to nahi....
Kunal haan me apni gardan hila deta hai...
Kunal : Haan magar wo meri Girlfriend nahi hai... Jaisa ye kameena keh raha hai... Wo to bas meri ek achhi dost hai... You know....
Sultaan : Ya we know you very well... saale Girlfriend ko bas achhi dost bata raha hai... Deepa ko yahan bula ke poochun kya ki wo teri Girlfriend hai ya sirf ek achhi dost....
Kunal : Yaar kyun kahani shuru hone se pehle use band karne ki koshish kar raha hai.... Abhi tak to maine use Propose tak nahi kiya....
Kumud : Kya kaha Propose...? Tu ne kahin aaj use yahan Propose karne ke liye to nahi bulaya...?
Kumud ki baat sun ke aur use yun gusse me dekh ke Kunal hadbada jaata hai...
Kunal : Ha... Naa... Ha... Naa... W... W... W...wo...
Kunal ki patli haalat dekh ke Sultaan zor zor se hasne lagta hai... Sath hi kumud bhi hans deti hai....
Kunal gusse se Sultaan ko dekh ke kehta hai...
Kunal : Saale yahan meri band baja ke dekho kameena kaise hans raha hai...
Sultaan : Abe hansu nahi to aur kya karun... Zara haalat dekh apni... Jab yahan humare saamne teri ye haalat hai to mujhe nahi lagta ki aaj jo use Propose karne aaya hai wo tujhse ho bhi paayega... Agar tu kahe to tera ye kaam bhi main hi kar deta hoon.... Tu Jigri yaar hai apna....
Kunal : Saale tu to na rehne hi de.... Pehle bhi teen baar badi mushkil se alag alag ladkiyaan dekhi thi aur un ke paas meri baat karne tujhe bheja tha.... Aur tu ne kya kiya... Meri baat karne ke bajaye unko kiss karne laga....
Sultaan : Wo sab galatfehmi ki wajah se hua tha Yaar main to teri baat hi karne gaya tha magar unhe laga ki main apne dil ki baat kar raha hoon bas phir kya tha.... Wo teeno khushi ke maare mujhse lipat ke mujhe kiss karne lagi.... Ab tu hi bata ki is me meri kya galti hai....
Kunal : Saale gali teri nahi meri hai.... Jo maine un ke paas tujhe bheja... Abe tu itna Smart Dashing aur Handsome hai ki tujhe dekh ke ladkiyaan to kya unki Mummy bhi teri diwaani ho jaati hain... Ek baar tu agar kisi ladki ko apni in hari aankhon se Pyar se dekh le to tere liye unki Diwaangi pakki hai...
Sultaan : Chal theek hai... Is baar main Deepa ke paas teri baat karne apne Glasses pehen ke jaaunga... Na wo meri aankhen dekhegi aur na hi kuch galat hoga...
Sultaan ke aisa kehte hi Kunal apne hath jod leta hai...
Kunal : Mere Baap please is baar tu rehne de... Mujhe khud jaa ke use Propose karne de.... Is baar main koi risk nahi lena chahta... Badi mushkil se to Deepa mili hai... Tere chakkar me main use nahi chor sakta.... Please....
Sultaan : Achha chal chal.... Yaar hoon tera tu bhi kya yaad karega.... jaa usko 2nd floor ke Restaurant me le jaa wahan maine pehle hi tere liye corner ki ek Special table reserve kar rakhi hai...
Sultaan ki baat sun ke Kunal khushi se uchal padta hai aur aage badh ke use apne seene se laga leta hai... Sultaan foran use khud se dur hata ke kehta hai....
Sultaan : Abe kameene dur hat.... Koi dekhega to kya bolega... Main waisa nahi hoon.... Mujhse nahi jaa ke Deepa ko Propose kar ke us se lipat... Chal ja.. aur haan yaad rakhna agar is baar tu bina baat kiye aaya na to phir dekhna main teri kaise band bajata hoon....
Kunal : Is baar pakka...
Ye bol ke kunal tezi se dusri taraf chal deta hai....
Kumud jo kaafi de se dono ki dekh aur sath hi unki baaten sun rahi thi.... Wo kunal ko yun jaate dekh use awaaz deti hai... Magar Kunal apni masti aur excitement me dur jaa chuka tha... Use bhala ab kisi aur ki awaaz kahan sunayi dene waali thi sivaye Deepa ke....
Kumud : Oye Kunal ruk....
Sultaan : Jaane de yaar mere dost ko... Wo Deepa ko Propose karne jaa raha.... Wo usko le ke Serious hai aur Deepa achhi ladki hai... Dono sath me bahut khush rahenge.... Mujhe mere apno ka pyar na mila to kya use to uska pyar milna chahiye....
Ye kehte kehte Sultaan ki aankhon me nami aa jaati hai.... Jise dekh kumud ka dil bhi tadap uthta hai... Wo maahaul ko halka karne ke liye kehti hai....
Kumud : Oye zyada senti na ho... Aur kya main teri apni nahi...
Sultaan : Haan hai na kyun nahi... Maine kab mana kiya....
Kumud : To phir chal ab apni is Girlfriend ko uski pasand ki Shopping karwa....
Sultaan : Ji nahi tumhe yahan sath me Shopping pe laane ka waada kiya tha... Sath Shopping karwaane ka nahi....
Phir kuch soch ke....
Sultaan : Allah Tauba.... Ladkiyon ki Shopping matlab poora paagalpan... Aur mujhe paagal hone ka koi shauk nahi... Tu jaa aur apni Shopping kar....
Kumud : Isi Paagalpan ki wajah se hum wo cheez le paate hain jise humare pehen ne aur sajne pe tum jaise manchale hum jaisi Khoobsurat ladkiyon ke peeche apna dil liye phirte hain...
Sultaan : Magar my dear Di urf Girlfriend.... mere sath to baat hi ulti hai.... agar main khali baniyaan aur Half pant bhi pehne ke niklun na to ladkiyaan mujhe dekhte meri diwaani ban ke mere peeche aane lagti hain.... aur waise Aaj tak to koi aisi dikhi nahi jo Sultaan ko apna diwana bana ke use apne peeche ghuma sake....
Sultaan ki baat sun ke Kumud ek aah bhar ke uske Pant pe uske lund ki taraf dekhte hue kehti hai....
Kumud : Baat to tu ne sahi kahi hai... Tu hai hi itna Sexy ki tujhe dekhte hi dil tera diwaana hua jaata hai.... Haye kaash tu bas ek baar mere Man ki muraad poori kar de....
Sultaan : Kahan phas gaya yaar... Aur tu phir shuru ho gayi... Is se pehle ki tu bhare bazaar mera rape karde... Main nikalta hoon yahan se... Aur haan Teri Shopping hote hi mujhe call kar dena....
Ye keh ke Sultaan foran wahan se nikal le ta hai.... Usko aise bhaagte dekh kumud hasti hui saamne waali shop ki taraf chal deti hai....
Kumud : Poora paagal hai ye... Magar utna hi pyara bhi.... Mera jhalla.... Dil ki baat samajh ke bhi nasamajh bana rehta hai... Teri isi ada pe to pyar aata hai.... Hamesha aise hi sachhe aur masoom bane rehna Sultaan.... Dil se dua hai meri ki Uper waala tujhe har wo khushi de jiske liye tu aaj tak tarasta raha hai.... Jald hi wo tujhe tere Bichde parivaar se mila dega....
Abhi Kumud ne Sultaan ke liye Dua ki hi thi ki tabhi Nikki Rosy Megha aur Shivani ke sath Mall me enter karti hain....
Jaise hi Nikki Mall me enter karti hai... Uske dil ki dhadkan kuch der ke liye bad jaati hai.... Use ek alag hi shukh bhara ehsaas hone lagta hai... Use aisa mehsus hone lagta hai jaise ki koi anchahi kashish use apni taraf kheench rahi hai... Use aisa mehsus hota hai jaise ki use jis cheez ki chaah hai wo use yahin milne waali hai... Ye ek aisa anokha ehsaas hai jise usne pehli baar mehsus kiya hai... Wo wahin jam si jaati hai....
Megha behad khush ho ke : Wow kya shandaar Mall hai yaar... hai na Nikki... (Phir idhar udhar dekhte hue) ye Nikki kahan reh gayi....
Shivani : Wo dekh wo abhi tak gate ke paas hi khadi hai....
Megha Nikki ko hila ke poochti hai....
Megha : Hey tu yahan kya kar rahi hai...? Chal under chal Shopping nahi karni kya...?
Nikki : Wo main wo...
Megha : Ye wo main wo kya...?
Nikki muskurate hue apne dil ko sambhaalte hue muskurati hui Megha ke sath chal deti hai....
Nikki : Haan karni hai na kyun nahi karni... Khoob jam ke Shopping karni hai... Chal...
Sab under chal dete hain... Yahan Nikki Megha aur Shivani dress collection dekhne lag jaate hain.... Wahin unse alag Rosy apni pasand ki kuch simple dress ko dur se hi dekhne lagti hai....
Salesgirl Rosy ke paas jaa ke us se poochti hai...
Sg : Madam main aapki kya help kar sakti hoon... Bataiye kis tarha ki Dress dikhaun aapko....?
Achanak se Sales Girl ko apne itne paas dekh ke pehle to Rosy ghabra jaati hai... Phir khud ko kaabu kar ke dheere se kehti hai....
Rosy : J...j..ji... Wo Simple Salwaar kameez aur kuch jeans aur long kurti.... Wo mujhe College me pehenne ke liye leni hai...
Sg Rosy ke kahe mutabik use Dress dikhane lagti hai.... Rosy kuch dresses select karke ek taraf rakhti jaati hai....
Sultaan jo apni Shopping karne ke baad idhar udhar ghoom raha tha uski nazar jab us chuimui si Ladki (Rosy) pe padti hai to wo uske masoom Khoobsurat chehre ko dekhta hi reh jaata hai... Wo ek taraf khade ho ke uski baaten sunta aur uski saari harkaton ko dekhne lagta hai.... Phir uper ki taraf dekh ke....
Sultaan : Wah re uper waale mujhe nahi pata tha ki tu ne aisi masoom aur pyari ladkiyaan bhi banayi hain....
Phir Rosy ki taraf dekh ke kehta hai... Itni pyari aur masoom ladki par aise pheeke kapde uski Khoobsurati ki toheen hain... Dekh kya raha hal Sultaan chal chal ke us Masoom Pari ki toheen ko hone se rok aur uske liye kuch achha khadreedne me uski madat kar....
Phir Sultaan apni pasand se kuch kapde Select karke uske paas jaa ke un pheeke kapdon ko ek taraf hata ke uski jagah apne Select kiye hue kapdo ko use dekha ke use unke baare me batane lagta hai...
Achanak se Sultaan ke yun paas aake ke us se baat karne pe Rosy buri tarha se ghabra jaati hai... Magar jaise hi Rosy Sultaan ke masoom Chehre aur Hari aankhon dekhti hai wo bas usme kho si jaati hai... Use na kuch sunayi deta hai aur na hi kuch dekhayi de raha hai... Sivaye Sultaan ki hari aankhon ke.... Use to pata hi nahi chala ki kab Sales Girl ne uska naap liya aur Sultaan ki pasand ki hui uski Dresses ko bina us se pooche fitting ke liye bhej diya.... Wo Sales Girl Sultaan ko Rosy ka Boyfriend samajh rahi thi... Ab isme galti us Sales Girl ki bhi nahi thi... Bhala koi anjaan Shaks kabhi kisi anjaan ladki ke liye khud se dress pasand karega kya....? Ye to uska Boyfriend hi ho sakta hai.... Aur Jaise Rosy Sultaan ke chehre aur aankhon me khoyi hui thi wo uski Sultaan ki Girlfriend hone waali baat pe Mohr lagane ke liye kaafi thi....
Rosy waisi hi murat bani khadi Sultaan ko jaane kab tak ek tak aise hi dekh rahi thi... Use to ye bhi pata nahi chala ki wahan ab wo akeli khadi hai Sultaan use apni pasand ki dresses dila ke kab ka wahan se jaa chuka hai....
Tabhi wahan Nikki Megha aur Shivani ke sath aati hai...
Nikki : Ye lo ji yahan humari Shopping bhi ho gayi aur ye madam kuch lene ke bajaye jaane kin khayalon me khoyi hui hai....?
Nikki ki awaaz aur uske hilane se Rosy ki tantra toot ti hai... Saamne Sultaan ki jagah Nikki ko khade dekh Rosy ka khila hua chehra kuch murjha sa jaata hai aur wo idhar udhar dekhte hue jaise Sultaan ko dhoondhne lagti hai....
Megha Rosy ki aisi haalat dekh ke uske maze lete hue kehti hai....
Megha : Yaar Nikki kahin humari Rose Queen ko uska Sultaan to nahi mil gaya....? Kyun ki aisi haalat to Ishq me hi hoti hai....
Nikki : Tu bhi na Megha kuch bhi bolti hai... Meri behen aisi nahi hai....
Megha : Kyun ise pyar nahi ho sakta ya phir ise iska Sultaan nahi mil sakta...?
Megha ki baat sun ke Nikki Rosy ko pyar se dekhte hue kehti hai...
Nikki : Kyun nahi mil sakta meri Rosy itni Pyari aur Khoobsurat hai ki uske liye to koi Sultaan hi aayega aur use apni Pyar bhari duniya me uda le jaayega...
Ye keh ke Nikki aage badh ke Rosy ko kas ke apne seene se laga leti hai...
Nikki aur Megha ki baaten sun ke Rosy ki aankhon ke saamne ek baar phir se Sultaan ka chehra aur khaas karke uski aankhen aa jaati hain aur wo ek baar phir se usme khoti hui is anokhe pyar bhare pal ko jeene lagti hai...
Nikki : Chal ab kuch Rosy ke liye bhi le lete hain....
Megha : Haan yaar....
Shivani : Kya haan....? Time dekha hai kitna hua hai....? Raat ke 9 baj rahe hain... Ab agar iske kapde lene lage na to phir samajh lena ki humari ghar pe shaamat pakki hai... Ab jo bhi lena hai kal aa ke le lena....
Nikki : Wo to theek hai yaar magar agar aise bina Rosy ko kapde dilaye khali hath ghar gaye to main Badi Maa ko kya kahungi.... Ye ki hum yahan sath Shopping pe to aaye magar maine sirf apne liye kapde khareede Rosy ke liye nahi.... Aur to aur Rosy ka kya....? Ye kuch bolti nahi to iska matlab ye nahi ki hum yun iske sath aisa karen.... Ye galat hai bahut galat... Aaj pehli baar maine apni Jaan se pyari behen ko yun akela chor diya... Apne liye to khoob Shopping ki magar uske liye dress karedna to dur Pasand tak nahi kiya... Mujhe maaf kar de Rosy.... I am Sorry....
Ye kehte kehte Nikki ki aankhon me aansu aa jaate hain.... Jise dekh Rosy ko achha nahi lagta wo aage badh ke apni behen ko seene se laga leti hai aur uske aansu poch ke use chup karati hai...
Rosy : Aisa nahi kehte Nikki.... Bas chup ho jaao.... Aaj nahi liya to kya ho gaya hum kal aa ke le lenge.... Waise Ab kal tak na to ye Mall yahan se kahin bhagne laga aur na hi yahan ki dukaane aur unme rakhi ye Khoobsurat Dresses.... Chal dil chota mat kar.... Mujhe teri kisi bhi baat ka na kabhi bura laga hai aur na hi kabhi lag sakta hai....
Rosy ki baat sun ke Nikki kas ke use apne seene se laga leti hai....
Shivani : Yaar ab agar tum dono ka ye bharat milaap ho gaya ho to ghar chalen....
Nikki : Ruk ek minute.... ab main bhi apni Shopping bags kal hi le jaaungi jab hum Rosy ki Shopping kar lenge.... tab tak ye yahin rahenge....
Rosy : Magar Nikki ye sab karne ki kya zaroorat hai....?
Nikki : Zaroorat hai.... Kal matlab kal... Ab ek baar jo keh diya so keh diya...
Phir apni Shopping ki hui bags Counter pe rakh ke Sales Girl se kehti hai....
Nikki : Ji ye meri Shopping bags aap yahin rakh dijiye.... Ise main kal aa kar apni Behen ki Shopping karne ke baad sath le jaaungi....
Sales Girl : Sorry Madam ise hum yahan nahi rakh sakte.... Wo kya hai ki is ki har ek packet pe aur boxes pe Barcode hai jiski entry bill me ho chuki hai.. aur bill bhi aapne pay kar diya hai.... Aur saare entry kiye hue Barcode waale Packets jab tak Mall ke Scanner ko paas karke bahar nahi jaayenge uski out entry Computer me nahi jaayegi... Jis se Accounts ko kaafi Problem hogi.... Is liye please aap ise le jaaiye....
Nikki : Magar....
Rosy : Nikki tu yahi chahti hai na ki tere ye kapde tu mere kapdon ke sath ghar le jaaye to ise yahan rakhne ki kya zaroorat hai ise hum car me bhi to rehne de sakte hain.... Is se kapde ghar me bhi nahi jaayenge aur teri baat bhi reh jaayegi...
Nikki : Haan yaar ye sahi rahega....
Shivani : Yaar ab to saari problem Solve ho gayi na... Ab to jaldi ghar chalo Please....
Nikki : Haan... Chalo....
Ye keh ke wo Nikki apni Shopping bags utha ke sab ke sath wahan se jaane lagti hai ki tabhi Sales Girl jo kehti hai use sun ke sab shocked ho jaate hain....??????
Kismat.... (Word Count 7050)
Bada hi ajeeb lafz hai Kismat.... Ye chaahe to bana de ye chaahe to mita de.... Iske aage har koi majboor ho jaata hai.... Chahe wo Raja ho ya Fakeer....
Ye kahani hai Ek aise Shaks ki hai jise kismat se hamesha se bair raha hai.... Wo kismat ko nahi maanta ya ye kehna zyada behtar hoga ki wo nafrat karta un sab se jo khud ko kismat ke hawale chor dete hain.... Iska maan na hai ki kismat jaisi koi cheez nahi hoti.... Jo kuch bhi hota hai wo Insaan ke apne hathon me hota hai... banna ya mit jaana.... Insaan agar chahe to khaakh se uth ke asmaan tak pahuch sakta hai.... Bas usme kuch kar guzarne ka jazba hona chahiye.... Aur aisa jazba isme koot koot ke bhara hua hai.... Ya phir ye kahna zyada theek hoga ki is ke under us jazbe ko koot koot ke bhara gaya hai....
Isko ek aisa Faulaad banaya gaya hai jiske aage Duniya apna Sir jhukaye....Dimaag ka tez aur jism ka Faulaad... Iske jism me Taakat itni hai ki 10 hathiyon ko utha ke patak sakta hai.... Sun ke hansi aati hai na.... Bhala aisa bhi koi insaan hua hai jo haathi ko utha sake.... Namumkin....
Magar isne use mumkin bana diya.... Ek nahi balki 10 hathiyon ko ye patak sakta hai.... Unke sath iska rozana Muqaabla hota hai.... Iski baaton me wo jaadu hai ki kisi ko bhi apna diwana bana de.... Khaas kar ke iski hari aankhen.... Jise dekhte hi insaan ho ya jaanwar sabhi iske rang me rang jaate hain.... Iske masoom se chehre se ek alag hi Noor jhalakta hai.... Ye jaanwaron ki bhaasha samajhta hai ab unke sath isne apni zindagi ke 12 saal guzare hain to ye sab to uske liye kuch nahi.... Ye cheete se zyada tez aur Sher se kahin bada khatarnaak Shikari hai.... Ghane andhere me bhi ise saaf nazar aata hai.... Bareek se bareek awaaz bhi ise saaf sunayi de jaati hai.... Iski soonghne ki shakti bhi behad kamaal ki hai.... Duniya me shayad hi koi aisa zeher ho jo ispe asar karta ho....
Is sab ki wajah hai wo ****** Jungle ke beech "Neel Sarovar" ki wo jadibootiyan phal aur paudhe jo ye bachpan se khata aa raha hai.... Un Jadibootiyon me aisa asar hai jo mariyal se mariyal insaan ko bhi faulaad bana sakta hai.... Uske under na jaane kaisi kaisi taaqkaten bhar sakta hai.... Maut ke alawa usme har bemaari ka ilaaj hai.... Wo ek aam insaan ko itni tez raftaar (Speed) pradaan karti hai jiska muqabla duniya ki koi cheez nahi kar sakti....
Aap ye hi soch rahe hain ki koi bachha bhala khana peena chor ke Jungle ki jadibootiyan phal aur paudhe kyun khayega..... To main bata doon ki bachhe aksar apne dost aur aas paas ke logon ki dekha dekhi wo sab karte hain jo wo kar rahe hoon.... Jaise wo jo khate hain unhe khana... Unke jaise khelna... Koodna kaam karna... Wo har ek cheez ko theek usi tarha dohrate hain jo unke saamne kiya jaata hai.... To apne jaanwar doston ki dekha dekhi wo bhi Jungle ki jadibootiyon phal aur paudhe ko khane laga... Ab aap ye bhi kahenge ki Jungle me kuch jaanwar to jaanwaron ka shikaar kar ke unka kachha maans bhi khate hain aur unka khoon bhi peete hain to is tarha se us ko unka dekha dekhi Maans khana chaiye.... To ye sun lijiye ki us ke jo uske apne hain unse usne ye seekha hai ki Jaanwar aur insaan ke khane me fark hota hai jahan janwar kachha maans khate aur khoon peete hain waisa Insaan kabhi nahi karta.... Jaise ki usne jaanwaron ke kuch seekha hai waisa hi Wo insaano se bhi bahut kuch seekh raha hai....
Na jaane kitni hi khoobiyan aur raaz ye shaks apne under samaye hue hai.... Ye aage pata chalta jaayega.... Chaliye chal ke dekhte hai....
Achanak se ek awaaz fiza me goonj uthti hai.... Ek naam jise pukaarne aur sun ne waale dono ke chehre pe Muskaan phail jaati hai.... Wo naam hai....
"SULTAAN"
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"Sultaan"
Sultaaaaaan.... Sultaaaaaan....
Jaise hi fiza me ye naam goonjaa.... Uske honthon pe muskaan aur aankhon me chamak aa jaati hai.... Wo muskurate hue apne Ghode se kehta hai....
Chal Raftaar ( Sultaan ka jigri yaar ek behad Khoobsurat Ghoda ) baba bula rahe hain.... Agar waqt pe hum wahan nahi pahunche na to phir dekhna Baba phir shuru ho jaayenge.... Aur phir ghanto tak unki patar patar sun ni padegi.... Sultaan ki baat sun ke Raftaar hinhina deta hai... Jaise ki uski baat pe hans raha ho.... Jaise hi Sultaan raftaar ke sath wahan se nikalne lagta hai.... Ek zordaar dahaad sun ke ruk jaata hai aur palat ke dekhta hai....
Sultaan : Nahi Shera (Is jungle ka Behad khoonkhaar Sher) aaj nahi aaj kaafi waqt ho gaya hai aur baba bhi bula rahe hain hum kal subah phir milenge aur phir hoga Mukaabla jo tu aaj tak mujh se nahi jeet paaya hai....
Shera : W...wo... to tu mera dost hai isliye main hamesha hi tujhe teri khushi ke liye jeetne deta hoon.... Warna is Jungle me aisa koi nahi jo mujhe hara sake.... Raja hoon main Raja is jungle ka....
Sultaan : Aur main Sultaan... Jo har Raja pe bhari hai.... Aur rahi baat Mukaable ki ya phir teri Jeet ki to wo kal dekh lenge.... Main bhi to dekhun jo pichle 3 saal me tu na kar paaya yaani mujhe harana.... Wo tu kal kaise kar lega....? (Raftaar ko aankh maar ke) kyun Raftaar maine theek kaha na....?
Ye keh ke Sultaan hansta hua raftaar ke sath us se bhi kayi zyada tezi se daudte hue wahan se nikal jaata hai.... Pheeche chor jaata hai gusse me tamtamaye hue Shera ko....
Shera Gusse me : Ye aaj phir mazaak uda gaya mera.... (Phir kuch soch ke apni gardan jhatakne ke baad muskura ke khud se hi kehta hai....) Jo bhi hai sacha yaar hai mera.... Jaane aisi kaunsi Taaqat hai isme jo ye ek insaan ho ke bhi mujh jaise Khatanaak Sher ko bhi hara deta hai.... Mera yaar mere jaise 10 Sher pe bhi akela bhaari hai.... Aisa Faulaadi jism hai iska jispe mere Nakhoon tak asar nahi karte...
Phir wo muskurate hue palat ke jungle ke under apna Shikaar dhoondhne chal deta hai....
Idhar hawa ki tezi se daudta hua Sultaan baba ke paas pahunchta hai.... Use dekhte hi Baba ke chehre pe muskurahat aa jaati hai....
Baba : kahan tha tu subah se....? Pata hai kitna waqt ho gaya hai....? Aur aaj ka tera abhyaas....?
Sultaan : Baba aap ke hi kahe anusaar main roz ki tarha sawere sawere Daurne aur abhyaas karne gaya tha....
Baba : Magar kahan....? Mujhe to tu na daudte hue nazar aaya aur na hi abhyaas karte hue....?
Sultaan : Wo is liye kyun ki main roz ki tarha daudte hue Jungle ki taraf gaya tha aur maine apna abhyaas bhi wahin poora kiya....
Baba : Abe Daudna hi tha to sheher ki taraf daudta ye jungle jaane ki kya zaroorat thi....?
Sultaan : Main bhala aur mera Jungle bhala.... Mujhe kya zaroorat hai dur Sheher jaane ki....
Baba : Abe tujhe dar nahi lagta duniya ke us sabse Khatanaak Jungle me jaane se....
Sultaan : Baba wo to mera ghar hai bhala apne ghar se bhi kisi ko dar laga hai kya....?
Baba : Tera main kya karun mujhe samajh nahi aata.... Khair jo bhi ho maine tera dakhila ****** sheher ke ******* College me karwa diya hai.... Agle hafte se tujhe wahan padhne jaana hai....
Sultaan : Magar Baba.... Main aapko yahan akela chor ke wahan nahi jaa sakta.... Ek aap hi to mere sab kuch hain agar aapko kuch ho gaya to....?
Baba : Abe mujhe kya hona hai....? World ka Best Fighter hoon main.... Fight ka aisa kaunsa Art hai jo mujhe nahi aata.... Is poori duniya me aisa koi nahi jo mujhe hara sake....
Sultaan : Siwaye mere....
Baba : kya...?
Sultaan : Wo... wo haan... Maine kab mana kiya hai ki aap best nahi ho.... Haan magar mujhse aage nahi....
Baba : Kya kaha kaun Best hai...?
Sultaan : N... Nahi wo main keh raha tha kya.... Haan... waise to aapko kuch hona nahi hai... Magar wo... Wo...
Baba : Ye wo wo kya kar raha hai... Seedhe seedhe bol ki kehna kya chahta hai....?
Sultaan : Wo... Wo main duniya ko kya muh dikhaunga....?
Baba : Matlab....
Sultaan : Wo... Main keh raha tha ke mere peeche agar wo Padma unty ne aapko akela paa ke aapki Izzat loot li to main duniya ko kya muh dikhaunga....
Sultaan ki baat sun ke Baba use gussa dikhate hue kehte hain....
Baba : Abe kameene mera mazaak udata hai.... Ruk tu aaj main tujhe batata hoon... Aaj tu mere hathon se nahi bachega... Aaj tu pakka pitega....
Sultaan : Baba pehle mujhe pakad ke to dikhaiye... Main aapke hath nahi aane waala....
Baba use maarne ke liye paas padi base ball Stick utha lete hain.... Is se pehle ki wo use maarte Padma Unty beech me aa ke unhe rok deti hai.... Aur Sultaan wahan se hasta hua apne dost ke ghar bhaag jaata hai.....
Baba : Aaj wo teri wajah se phir bach gaya....
Padma Unty : Use to bachna hi tha... Aur waise bhi use maar ke kuch fayeda nahi hone waala.... Faulaad hai mera Sultan... Uske jism pe padke to loha bhi mud jaata hai ye nazauk si Base ball Stick kya cheez hai....?
Baba : Kabhi kabhi to uski Taaqat dekh ke dar lagta hai.... Kahin wo uska galat istemaal na karne lage....
Padma : Tumhe na ho magar mujhe Sultaan pe poora bharosa hai.... Wo kabhi bhi apni Taaqat ka galat istemaal nahi karega.... Sanjeeda (Baba ki Wife jo ab zinda nahi hai) ke Sanskaar aur humari parwarish ko wo kabhi Sharminda nahi karega.... Na hi aisa koi kaam karega jis se uske sath sath hamara Sar bhi Sharm se kisi ke aage jhuke.... Aur waise bhi wo itna Masoom aur pyara hai ki us se jo bhi milta hai wo use chahe bina nahi reh paata.... Sultaan har kisi ko apni pyari baaton se apna bana leta hai... Jism ka Faulaad aur Dil ka heera hai Mera Sultaan... Us jaisa Handsome aur dashing yahan to kya aas paas ke kisi Sheher me bhi nahi.... Dekha nahi kaise yahan ki ladkiyaan hi nahi Auraten bhi uski diwaani hai.... Ye Sultaan ka jaadu hai jo sab ko apne rang me rang ke apna diwana bana leta hai aur wo sab uski Gopiyaan ban ke uske peeche chalti hai....
Baba : Kahin tum bhi to nahi....?
Padma : Haan socha to maine bhi kuch aisa hi tha magar ye kambakht dil us kanhaiya ke bajaye uske Baba pe aa gaya....
Baba : Achha ji...
Padma : Haan ji.... Waise main kya keh rahi thi ki agar tum chaho to wo jo Sultaan abhi keh ke gaya hai wo karun....?
Baba : Matlab....!!!!
Padma aankh maarte hue : Tumhara Rape...
Baba : Tum bhi na Padma kuch bhi bolti ho... Khair wo sab choro aur ye suno.... Sultaan ab 10th paas kar chuka hai.... Aage ki uski padhayi ke liye maine uska Admission ****** Sheher ke ****** College me karwa diya....
Padma : Ye tumne achha kiya... Jitna bada wo College hai uski padhayi bhi utni hi achhi hai... Humne bhi to usi College se apni padhayi poori ki thi...
Baba : Haan wo to hai... Aur waise bhi wo is Sheher se bahar jaayega to apne Maa Baap aur Pariwaar ko bhi dhoondh paayega.... Yahan reh ke to kuch pata lagana mushkil hai....
Padma : Baat tumhari sahi hai... Magar wo apne parivaar ko dhoondhega kaise....? Jab wo hum ko mila tha tab to wo bahut chota tha.... Shayad kuch hi din hue the use paida hue.... Bas pehchaan ke taur pe uski Peeth pe uski Paidaishi Nishaan (Sher Ghoda aur Ek Talwaar bana hua hai) ke alawa aur kuch hai hi nahi... Uske zariye to wo kisi ko dhoondhne se raha....
Baba : Wo kaise apne Maa Baap aur Parivaar ko dhoondhega ye to main bhi nahi jaanta... Magar itna zaroor jaanta hoon ki jis uper waale ne use uske Parivaar se dur kiya hai wo hi use unse milwaayega.... Dekh lena....
Idhar Sultaan apne Jigri dost kunal se milne uske ghar pahunchta hai aur darwaza Khatkhatane hi waala hota hai ki tabhi Achanak se darwaza khulta hai aur....
Ji kahiye kaun hain aap aur aapko kis se milna hai....?
Sultaan : Sheela Unty Main Sultaan hoon.... Aapne mujhe pehchana nahi.... Shayad naraaz ho mujhse.... Warna aisa ho hi nahi sakta ki meri Beautiful Pyari aur Sexy unty apne Sultaan ko na pehchaane....
Sultaan ke muh se apni tareef sun ke Sheela unty behad khush ho jaati hai... Magar phir bhi jhoota gussa dikhate hue kehti hai....
Sheela unty : Mujhe to nahi yaad padta ki main Sultaan naam ke kisi Shaks ko jaanti hoon.... Haan waise ek ko shayad main jaanti thi... Magar ab lagta hai use bhi main nahi jaanti.... To ab aap batao ki kaun ho aur yahan kyun aur kis se milne aaye ho....
Sultaan : Achha ji aap apne Sultaan ko nahi jaanti...
Sheela : Kaha na nahi jaanti.... Ek hi baat kitni baar bataun....
Sultaan : Mujhe pata hai ki aap mujhse naraaz hain isi wajah se mujhe na pehchaanne ki baat keh rahi hain.... Aur naraaz hona bhi chahiye... Itne din baad jo main aap se milne aaya hoon....
Sultaan ki baat sun ke Sheela unty pehle Calendar aur phir ghadi ki taraf dekhte hue kehti hai
Sheela : Itne din... Pata bhi hai ki tu poore 94 din 8 ghante 16 minutes aur 30 Second ke baad mujhe apni shakal dikha raha hai...
Sultaan : Wo na Unty kya hai na pehle Exams ki wajah se nahi aa paaya aur phir baad me baba aur Padma unty ne mujhe jaane kitni duniya bhar ki Fighting Skils aur Abhyaas me busy kar diya.... Din bhar Practice karte ladte ladte itna thak jaata tha ki hilne tak ki taaqat nahi rehti thi.... To aap hi bataiye main yahan kaise aata... Aur waise bhi Baba ka Anushashan to aap jaanti hain.... Wo jab kisi cheez ko le ke Serious ho jaate hain to phir wo usme zara si bhi galti ya mera wo sab chor ke idhar udhar jaana bardasht nahi kar te.... bas isi wajah se chah ke bhi main apni Khoobsurat aur Sexy unty se milne nahi aa paaya.... Waise ab pehle se kayi zyada Khoobsurat aur Sexy ho gayi hai meri Sheeeeeela Unty....
Maa kaun aaya hai jis se aap darwaze pe khadi itni der se baat kar rahi hai.... Kahin wo Idiot Sultaan to nahi.... Agar wo aaya hai to use pakad ke rakhna main abhi aa ke uski khabar leti hoon.... Ghar ki doosri Manzil se kumud (Sheela unty ki Badi Beti) ki awaaz aati hai jise sun ke Sultaan ghabra jaata hai....
Sultaan : Unty Please Unty... Meri Pyari unty Please mujhe bacha lo is lady Don se... Agar main iske hath lag gaya na to ye mujhe kachha kha jaayegi... Wo bhi bina masala lagaye....
Sheela : Tu kumud se itna darta kyun hai...?
Sultaan : Main unse nahi Darta unty ji bas is baat se Darta hoon ki meri kisi unjaane me bhi hui galti ki wajah se kahin main unka Masoom dil na dukha doon... Mujhe unki bohot fikr rehti hai... Aur waise bhi aap to mera Nature jaanti ho.... Main jab kisi gair ko dukhi nahi dekh sakta to ye to phir bhi meri apni hi hain....
Sultaan abhi ye bol hi raha tha tab tak kumud wahan aa jaati hai....
Kumud : Achha to wo tu hai.... Sultaan kameene... Ab waqt mila hai tujhe yahan aane ka wo bhi 94 din 8 ghante 22 minutes aur 10 Seconds ke baad...
Kumud aur Sheela unty dono ke muh se Din aur Waqt ka pakka hisaab sun ne ke baad...
Sultaan : Aap dono din aur waqt ka hisaab karte rehte ho kya....? Kaun kab aaya ya kaun kab mila aur kaun kab kis waqt phir se milne waala hai....
Kumud : Dekh tu baat ko ghuma mat... Aur haan wo tu kya keh raha tha.... Wo kya bola tha isne maa... Haan... Main koi gair nahi balki teri apni hoon aur tu mujhe dukhi nahi dekh sakta... Jhooth sab jhooth... Agar main teri zara si bhi apni hoti na to tu mujh se 94 din 8 ghante 22 minutes aur 30 Second ke baad milne nahi aata.... Tere liye to wo sab hain teri apni Teri Gopiyaan.... Tu na apna naam Sultaan ki jagah Kishan kanhaiya rakh le....
Sultaan : Ye aap kya keh rahi hain....? Main... Sultaan aur jhooth.... Ji nahi Sultaan kabhi jhooth nahi bolta jo bolta hai sach bolta hai....
Abhi Sultaan ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Peeche se kisi ki awaaz sun ke jahan Kumud Di ka Gussa tez ho jaata hai wahin Sultaan peeche khade us shaks ko gusse se dekhte hue apna Sar peet leta hai....
Kunal : Sahi kaha Di aapne... ise aap ki koi fikr nahi hai.... Ye to bas saara din apni Gopiyon ke aage peeche rehta hai.... Agar ise aapki zara bhi fikr hoti na to ye aap ke sath yahan humare ghar me hota.... Aap ko Shopping le jaata... Jiska isne aapse waada to kiya magar use poora na kiya.... ( Ab to Di pakka teri band bajayegi... Aur tujhe hum sab ke sath Shopping pe bhi jaana padega.... Saale roz mujhe taalta aa raha tha sath chalne se aur isi wajah se main apni Girlfriend Deepa ke sath nahi jaa saka... Saale jinti mujhe apni Girlfriend se gaaliyan padi hai utni jab tujhe padengi tab kahin jaa ke mera man halka hoga...)
Kumud : kya....? Matlab jo kuch maine suna tha wo sach hi tha...
Sultaan : Di...
Kumud : kya kaha Di...? Kameene tu ne phir se mujhe Apni Girlfriend ki jagah Di kaha.... Iska to matlab ek hi hua na ki tu mujhe apna nahi samajhta... Jaa baat mat kar mujhse... Jaa chala jaa yahan se...
Ye keh ke Kumud Di gusse me muh phula ke Sultaan ki taraf peeth karke khadi ho jaati hain....
Sultaan Kunal ko ghoor ke dekhte hue kehta hai....
Sultaan : Saale tujhe to main baad me dekhta hoon....
Phir mud ke Sheela unty ki taraf aas bhari nazron se dekhta hai jaise keh raha ho... Di ko manane me meri madat kijiye Please.... Sheela Saaf mana kar deti hai...
Sheela : Tu ne naraaz kiya hai ab tu hi mana apni Di urf Girlfriend ko... Is se pehle ki iska gussa aur tez ho jaaye....
Sultaan : Kya unty aap bhi shuru ho gayi...? Di ko meri Girlfriend bol rahi hain....
Sheela : Tere mere kehne se ye maan ne waali nahi hai na... Ab isne ye keh diya hai ki ye teri Girlfriend hai to hai... Aur waise bhi jab iski maa ho ke mujhe koi Problem nahi to tujhe kyun Problem ho rahi hai... (Phir Sultaan ko aankh maar ke kehti hai) Waise agar tu kahe to main bhi teri Girlfriend banne ko taiyaar hoon...
Sheela unty ki baat sun ke Sultaan apna sar peet leta hai....
Sheela : Chal chal ab ye drama band kar aur jaldi se apni Girlfriend ko mana is se pehle ki wo aur naraaz ho jaaye....
Sultaan jaise taise Kumud ko mana hi leta hai.... Kumud bhi uske gale lag ke khush ho jaati hai....
Sultaan : Chaliye ab jaldi se taiyaar ho jaaiye Shopping pe jaane ke liye....
Kumud Taiyaar ho ke aayi aur Sultaan ke sath chal hi di thi ki tabhi kunal daurte hue unke paas aata hai....
Kunal : Abe mujhe yahan chor ke kahan chal diye tum dono... Main bhi sath chal raha hoon....
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Idhar Dusri taraf ****** Sheher ke ek Khoobsurat se Bunglow me....
Ajay : Bada Beta umar 47 Saal.... Inka apna khandaani Business hai jise ye apne 2 bhaiyon ke sath mil ke chala rahe hain... Nature se bade khushmijaaz hain...
Geeta : Badi Bahu umar 42 Saal
Sapna : Badi beti 21 Saal
Rosy : Choti Beti 18 Saal
Vijay : Majhla Beta umar 46 Saal
Mamta : Majhli Bahu 42 Saal
Naina : Badi Beti 23 Saal
Nikki : Majhli Beti 18 Saal
Mehek : Choti Beti 18 Saal
Nikki aur Mehek Judwa behne hain.... Ye bilkul ek jaisi hai.... Ek dusre ki Xerox Copy.... Inhe dekh ke koi ye nahi bata sakta ki inme se Nikki kaun hai aur Mehek kaun.... Dono ki Umar me sirf kuch hi minutes ka fark hai.... Inke sath hi inka bhai bhi paida hua tha.... Fark sirf itna hai ki wo in dono se umar me bada hai wo bhi bas kuch minutes pehle.... Ji haan aap theek samjhe.... Naina ke baad Mamta ko ek sath Teen bachhe paida hue the.... Parivaar me sabka ye maan na tha ki Mamta ka ye beta apni dono behno apne sath laya tha.... Sonal (Ghar ki choti Bahu) ne to mazak mazak me ye bhi keh diya tha ki dekho ise kaise kisi Riyasat ke Sultaan ke jaise apni dono Biwiyon ko apne sath hi laaya hai....
Megha : Nikki ki Dost umar 18 Saal
Shivani : Nikki ki Dost umar 18 Saal
Sujay : Chota Beta umar 45 Saal.... Majhle bhai ke sath ye bhi apne bade bhai ke sath mil ke apna khandaani Business chala rahe hain... Nature se bade khushmijaaz hain... Magar apni biwi Sonal se thoda darte hain... Unke saamne inki bolti band ho jaati hai...
Sonal : Choti Bahu umar 42 Saal
Ritu : Badi Beti Umar 19 Saal
Ruby : Majhli Beti Umar 18 Saal
Muskaan : Choti Beti
Nikki : Badi Maa ye Rosy kahan hai dikhayi nahi de rahi....
Geeta Chachi : Aur kahan hogi... Wahin hogi... Apne room me.... Kitaabon me ghusi.... Jaanti hai Nikki Jab ye paida hui thi tab iske Gulaab se khile chehre ko dekh ke kitne pyar se maine iska naam Rosy rakha tha... Magar ab to ye uska ulat hi ban gayi hai.... Hamesha murjhayi murjhayi si rehti hai... Zyadartar to ye kitaabon me hi ghusi rehti hai.... aur ek wo hai meri laadli beti Sapna... Haye... use dekhti hoon to mujhe apni jawaani yaad aa jaati hai.... Ye bilkul meri tarha hai khul ke jeene waali... Iska jo dil chahta hai wo karti hai... Din bhar hansti khilkhilati rehti hai.... Magar Rosy ko dekhti hoon to dil udaas ho jaata hai... Dil me tees si uthti hai.... Jaane Meri bachhi Rosy kab apni zindagi jeena seekhegi...
Ye kehte kehte Geeta Chachi ki aankhen nam ho jaati hai... Jise dekh Nikki aage badh ke unhe apne seene se laga leti hai.... Sath hi pyar se unke aansu pochte hue kehti hai....
Nikki : Ye kya badi Maa aap ro rahi hain.... Mere rehte aapko Rosy ki fikr karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai.... Bas ek baar College khul jaane dijiye... Phir dekhiye main kaise Rosy ko apne rang me rangti hoon.... Usko bhi mere aur aapki tarha Bold aur Sexy na bana diya to Nikki mera naam nahi.... Aap bas dekhti jaaiye aapki Nikki kaise apne Jaadu ki chadi ghuma ke Rosy ko Rose Queen banati hoon....
Nikki ki baat sun ke Geeta Chachi khush ho ke use kas ke apne seene se laga leti hai....
Tabhi Nikki ka Mobile bajne lagta hai....
Nikki : Haan Megha... Tu Shivani ko sath le ke pahuch main bhi Rosy ke sath tujhe wahin milti hoon "Sk Mall" me....
Tab tak Rosy bhi taiyaar ho ke aa jaati hai hamesha ki tarha Simple si Salwaar kameez sath hi gale me saleeke se dupaata lapete hue.... Nikki usko ek baar uper se neeche tak dekhti hai phir apne Sar pe hath maar ke kehti hai....
Nikki : Rosy meri jaan... Tu na ye nineties ki family Beauty banna chor de... Dekh aaj main kaise tujhe 21st Century ki Rosy Queen banati hoon... Ab chal pehle hi hum bahut late hain... Agar time pe Mall nahi pahunche na to Megha meri jaan le legi...
Ye keh ke dono tezi se bahar ki taraf chal deti hain....
Ritu : Badi Maa ye Rosy thi na Nikki ke sath....
Geeta : Haan meri Bachhi...
Ritu : Waise ye dono itni jaldi jaldi kahan gayi....?
Geeta : Wo kya hai ki 3 din baad College khul rahe hain to uski ke liye Shopping karne "Sk Mall" gayi hain....
Ritu : Kyaaaaa...? Wo dono Sk Mall gayi hai.... Matlab wo Mall shuru ho gaya....
Tabhi wahan Sapna aa jaati hai....
Sapna : kya hua Ritu tu aise shock me kyun khadi hai....?
Ritu : Tu sunegi na tab tujhe bhi jhatka lagega.... Tujhe pata hai... Nikki aur Rosy Shopping karne gayi hain....
Sapna : Haan to isme Shock lagne waali kya baat hai....?
Ritu : Shock waali baat ye hai ki wo dono aur kahin nahi balki "Sk Mall" gayi hain... Humare Sheher ka sab se bada aur aalishan Mall.... Jiski na jaane kitni International Branches bhi hain...
Sapna : kya baat kar rahi hai...? Matlab kuch bhi haan... Abhi "Sk Mall" ban hi raha hai.... Uske Complete hone me abhi ek mahina baaki hai....
Geeta : Magar Nikki to Sk Mall ka hi bol ke gayi hai....
Sapna : Achha yaad aaya... Wo dono Sk Mall ki mini Branch me gayi hongi.... Is choti branch ko Us Main branch ki testing aur Promotion ke liye khola gaya hai.... Taaki logon ko pata chal sake ki Sk Mall bhi hai is Sheher me jisme poori duniya ki har ek badi se badi Brand ki Cheezen available hain....
Ritu : Wow yaar agar aisa hai to hum kal hi chalte hain wahan dekhen to sahi aakhir wahan kya kya Availability hai....
Sapna : Haan yaar sahi kaha..... Main bhi bahut excited hoon wahan jaane ke liye....
Dono ko khush dekh ke Geeta bhi khush ho jaati hai....
Geeta : Haan haan chali jaana meri bachhiyo.... Aur wahan se apne liye Shopping bhi kar aana....
Idhar Sultaan apni Bike pe peeche Kumud ko baitha ke Sk Mall pahunchta hai.... Sath hi kunal bhi hai.... Bike park karke wo Mall me enter karte hain.... Mall ke under jaate hi Kunal ke Mobile pe ek msg aata hai aur use dekh ke baad wo dusri taraf chal deta hai....
Sultaan : Abe udhar kidhar jaa raha hai....? Hum ko is taraf jaana hai...
Kunal : Baat ko Samjha kar yaar...
Sultaan : Saale kya samjhun yahi ki tu yahan humare sath Shopping karne nahi balki apni Girlfriend Deepa ke sath Shopping karne aaya hai....
Sultaan ke muh se Deepa sun ke kumud ke kaan khade ho jaate hain aur wo ghoor ke Kunal ki taraf dekh ke us se poochti hai....
Kumud : Ye Deepa Dinesh uncle ki beti to nahi....
Kunal haan me apni gardan hila deta hai...
Kunal : Haan magar wo meri Girlfriend nahi hai... Jaisa ye kameena keh raha hai... Wo to bas meri ek achhi dost hai... You know....
Sultaan : Ya we know you very well... saale Girlfriend ko bas achhi dost bata raha hai... Deepa ko yahan bula ke poochun kya ki wo teri Girlfriend hai ya sirf ek achhi dost....
Kunal : Yaar kyun kahani shuru hone se pehle use band karne ki koshish kar raha hai.... Abhi tak to maine use Propose tak nahi kiya....
Kumud : Kya kaha Propose...? Tu ne kahin aaj use yahan Propose karne ke liye to nahi bulaya...?
Kumud ki baat sun ke aur use yun gusse me dekh ke Kunal hadbada jaata hai...
Kunal : Ha... Naa... Ha... Naa... W... W... W...wo...
Kunal ki patli haalat dekh ke Sultaan zor zor se hasne lagta hai... Sath hi kumud bhi hans deti hai....
Kunal gusse se Sultaan ko dekh ke kehta hai...
Kunal : Saale yahan meri band baja ke dekho kameena kaise hans raha hai...
Sultaan : Abe hansu nahi to aur kya karun... Zara haalat dekh apni... Jab yahan humare saamne teri ye haalat hai to mujhe nahi lagta ki aaj jo use Propose karne aaya hai wo tujhse ho bhi paayega... Agar tu kahe to tera ye kaam bhi main hi kar deta hoon.... Tu Jigri yaar hai apna....
Kunal : Saale tu to na rehne hi de.... Pehle bhi teen baar badi mushkil se alag alag ladkiyaan dekhi thi aur un ke paas meri baat karne tujhe bheja tha.... Aur tu ne kya kiya... Meri baat karne ke bajaye unko kiss karne laga....
Sultaan : Wo sab galatfehmi ki wajah se hua tha Yaar main to teri baat hi karne gaya tha magar unhe laga ki main apne dil ki baat kar raha hoon bas phir kya tha.... Wo teeno khushi ke maare mujhse lipat ke mujhe kiss karne lagi.... Ab tu hi bata ki is me meri kya galti hai....
Kunal : Saale gali teri nahi meri hai.... Jo maine un ke paas tujhe bheja... Abe tu itna Smart Dashing aur Handsome hai ki tujhe dekh ke ladkiyaan to kya unki Mummy bhi teri diwaani ho jaati hain... Ek baar tu agar kisi ladki ko apni in hari aankhon se Pyar se dekh le to tere liye unki Diwaangi pakki hai...
Sultaan : Chal theek hai... Is baar main Deepa ke paas teri baat karne apne Glasses pehen ke jaaunga... Na wo meri aankhen dekhegi aur na hi kuch galat hoga...
Sultaan ke aisa kehte hi Kunal apne hath jod leta hai...
Kunal : Mere Baap please is baar tu rehne de... Mujhe khud jaa ke use Propose karne de.... Is baar main koi risk nahi lena chahta... Badi mushkil se to Deepa mili hai... Tere chakkar me main use nahi chor sakta.... Please....
Sultaan : Achha chal chal.... Yaar hoon tera tu bhi kya yaad karega.... jaa usko 2nd floor ke Restaurant me le jaa wahan maine pehle hi tere liye corner ki ek Special table reserve kar rakhi hai...
Sultaan ki baat sun ke Kunal khushi se uchal padta hai aur aage badh ke use apne seene se laga leta hai... Sultaan foran use khud se dur hata ke kehta hai....
Sultaan : Abe kameene dur hat.... Koi dekhega to kya bolega... Main waisa nahi hoon.... Mujhse nahi jaa ke Deepa ko Propose kar ke us se lipat... Chal ja.. aur haan yaad rakhna agar is baar tu bina baat kiye aaya na to phir dekhna main teri kaise band bajata hoon....
Kunal : Is baar pakka...
Ye bol ke kunal tezi se dusri taraf chal deta hai....
Kumud jo kaafi de se dono ki dekh aur sath hi unki baaten sun rahi thi.... Wo kunal ko yun jaate dekh use awaaz deti hai... Magar Kunal apni masti aur excitement me dur jaa chuka tha... Use bhala ab kisi aur ki awaaz kahan sunayi dene waali thi sivaye Deepa ke....
Kumud : Oye Kunal ruk....
Sultaan : Jaane de yaar mere dost ko... Wo Deepa ko Propose karne jaa raha.... Wo usko le ke Serious hai aur Deepa achhi ladki hai... Dono sath me bahut khush rahenge.... Mujhe mere apno ka pyar na mila to kya use to uska pyar milna chahiye....
Ye kehte kehte Sultaan ki aankhon me nami aa jaati hai.... Jise dekh kumud ka dil bhi tadap uthta hai... Wo maahaul ko halka karne ke liye kehti hai....
Kumud : Oye zyada senti na ho... Aur kya main teri apni nahi...
Sultaan : Haan hai na kyun nahi... Maine kab mana kiya....
Kumud : To phir chal ab apni is Girlfriend ko uski pasand ki Shopping karwa....
Sultaan : Ji nahi tumhe yahan sath me Shopping pe laane ka waada kiya tha... Sath Shopping karwaane ka nahi....
Phir kuch soch ke....
Sultaan : Allah Tauba.... Ladkiyon ki Shopping matlab poora paagalpan... Aur mujhe paagal hone ka koi shauk nahi... Tu jaa aur apni Shopping kar....
Kumud : Isi Paagalpan ki wajah se hum wo cheez le paate hain jise humare pehen ne aur sajne pe tum jaise manchale hum jaisi Khoobsurat ladkiyon ke peeche apna dil liye phirte hain...
Sultaan : Magar my dear Di urf Girlfriend.... mere sath to baat hi ulti hai.... agar main khali baniyaan aur Half pant bhi pehne ke niklun na to ladkiyaan mujhe dekhte meri diwaani ban ke mere peeche aane lagti hain.... aur waise Aaj tak to koi aisi dikhi nahi jo Sultaan ko apna diwana bana ke use apne peeche ghuma sake....
Sultaan ki baat sun ke Kumud ek aah bhar ke uske Pant pe uske lund ki taraf dekhte hue kehti hai....
Kumud : Baat to tu ne sahi kahi hai... Tu hai hi itna Sexy ki tujhe dekhte hi dil tera diwaana hua jaata hai.... Haye kaash tu bas ek baar mere Man ki muraad poori kar de....
Sultaan : Kahan phas gaya yaar... Aur tu phir shuru ho gayi... Is se pehle ki tu bhare bazaar mera rape karde... Main nikalta hoon yahan se... Aur haan Teri Shopping hote hi mujhe call kar dena....
Ye keh ke Sultaan foran wahan se nikal le ta hai.... Usko aise bhaagte dekh kumud hasti hui saamne waali shop ki taraf chal deti hai....
Kumud : Poora paagal hai ye... Magar utna hi pyara bhi.... Mera jhalla.... Dil ki baat samajh ke bhi nasamajh bana rehta hai... Teri isi ada pe to pyar aata hai.... Hamesha aise hi sachhe aur masoom bane rehna Sultaan.... Dil se dua hai meri ki Uper waala tujhe har wo khushi de jiske liye tu aaj tak tarasta raha hai.... Jald hi wo tujhe tere Bichde parivaar se mila dega....
Abhi Kumud ne Sultaan ke liye Dua ki hi thi ki tabhi Nikki Rosy Megha aur Shivani ke sath Mall me enter karti hain....
Jaise hi Nikki Mall me enter karti hai... Uske dil ki dhadkan kuch der ke liye bad jaati hai.... Use ek alag hi shukh bhara ehsaas hone lagta hai... Use aisa mehsus hone lagta hai jaise ki koi anchahi kashish use apni taraf kheench rahi hai... Use aisa mehsus hota hai jaise ki use jis cheez ki chaah hai wo use yahin milne waali hai... Ye ek aisa anokha ehsaas hai jise usne pehli baar mehsus kiya hai... Wo wahin jam si jaati hai....
Megha behad khush ho ke : Wow kya shandaar Mall hai yaar... hai na Nikki... (Phir idhar udhar dekhte hue) ye Nikki kahan reh gayi....
Shivani : Wo dekh wo abhi tak gate ke paas hi khadi hai....
Megha Nikki ko hila ke poochti hai....
Megha : Hey tu yahan kya kar rahi hai...? Chal under chal Shopping nahi karni kya...?
Nikki : Wo main wo...
Megha : Ye wo main wo kya...?
Nikki muskurate hue apne dil ko sambhaalte hue muskurati hui Megha ke sath chal deti hai....
Nikki : Haan karni hai na kyun nahi karni... Khoob jam ke Shopping karni hai... Chal...
Sab under chal dete hain... Yahan Nikki Megha aur Shivani dress collection dekhne lag jaate hain.... Wahin unse alag Rosy apni pasand ki kuch simple dress ko dur se hi dekhne lagti hai....
Salesgirl Rosy ke paas jaa ke us se poochti hai...
Sg : Madam main aapki kya help kar sakti hoon... Bataiye kis tarha ki Dress dikhaun aapko....?
Achanak se Sales Girl ko apne itne paas dekh ke pehle to Rosy ghabra jaati hai... Phir khud ko kaabu kar ke dheere se kehti hai....
Rosy : J...j..ji... Wo Simple Salwaar kameez aur kuch jeans aur long kurti.... Wo mujhe College me pehenne ke liye leni hai...
Sg Rosy ke kahe mutabik use Dress dikhane lagti hai.... Rosy kuch dresses select karke ek taraf rakhti jaati hai....
Sultaan jo apni Shopping karne ke baad idhar udhar ghoom raha tha uski nazar jab us chuimui si Ladki (Rosy) pe padti hai to wo uske masoom Khoobsurat chehre ko dekhta hi reh jaata hai... Wo ek taraf khade ho ke uski baaten sunta aur uski saari harkaton ko dekhne lagta hai.... Phir uper ki taraf dekh ke....
Sultaan : Wah re uper waale mujhe nahi pata tha ki tu ne aisi masoom aur pyari ladkiyaan bhi banayi hain....
Phir Rosy ki taraf dekh ke kehta hai... Itni pyari aur masoom ladki par aise pheeke kapde uski Khoobsurati ki toheen hain... Dekh kya raha hal Sultaan chal chal ke us Masoom Pari ki toheen ko hone se rok aur uske liye kuch achha khadreedne me uski madat kar....
Phir Sultaan apni pasand se kuch kapde Select karke uske paas jaa ke un pheeke kapdon ko ek taraf hata ke uski jagah apne Select kiye hue kapdo ko use dekha ke use unke baare me batane lagta hai...
Achanak se Sultaan ke yun paas aake ke us se baat karne pe Rosy buri tarha se ghabra jaati hai... Magar jaise hi Rosy Sultaan ke masoom Chehre aur Hari aankhon dekhti hai wo bas usme kho si jaati hai... Use na kuch sunayi deta hai aur na hi kuch dekhayi de raha hai... Sivaye Sultaan ki hari aankhon ke.... Use to pata hi nahi chala ki kab Sales Girl ne uska naap liya aur Sultaan ki pasand ki hui uski Dresses ko bina us se pooche fitting ke liye bhej diya.... Wo Sales Girl Sultaan ko Rosy ka Boyfriend samajh rahi thi... Ab isme galti us Sales Girl ki bhi nahi thi... Bhala koi anjaan Shaks kabhi kisi anjaan ladki ke liye khud se dress pasand karega kya....? Ye to uska Boyfriend hi ho sakta hai.... Aur Jaise Rosy Sultaan ke chehre aur aankhon me khoyi hui thi wo uski Sultaan ki Girlfriend hone waali baat pe Mohr lagane ke liye kaafi thi....
Rosy waisi hi murat bani khadi Sultaan ko jaane kab tak ek tak aise hi dekh rahi thi... Use to ye bhi pata nahi chala ki wahan ab wo akeli khadi hai Sultaan use apni pasand ki dresses dila ke kab ka wahan se jaa chuka hai....
Tabhi wahan Nikki Megha aur Shivani ke sath aati hai...
Nikki : Ye lo ji yahan humari Shopping bhi ho gayi aur ye madam kuch lene ke bajaye jaane kin khayalon me khoyi hui hai....?
Nikki ki awaaz aur uske hilane se Rosy ki tantra toot ti hai... Saamne Sultaan ki jagah Nikki ko khade dekh Rosy ka khila hua chehra kuch murjha sa jaata hai aur wo idhar udhar dekhte hue jaise Sultaan ko dhoondhne lagti hai....
Megha Rosy ki aisi haalat dekh ke uske maze lete hue kehti hai....
Megha : Yaar Nikki kahin humari Rose Queen ko uska Sultaan to nahi mil gaya....? Kyun ki aisi haalat to Ishq me hi hoti hai....
Nikki : Tu bhi na Megha kuch bhi bolti hai... Meri behen aisi nahi hai....
Megha : Kyun ise pyar nahi ho sakta ya phir ise iska Sultaan nahi mil sakta...?
Megha ki baat sun ke Nikki Rosy ko pyar se dekhte hue kehti hai...
Nikki : Kyun nahi mil sakta meri Rosy itni Pyari aur Khoobsurat hai ki uske liye to koi Sultaan hi aayega aur use apni Pyar bhari duniya me uda le jaayega...
Ye keh ke Nikki aage badh ke Rosy ko kas ke apne seene se laga leti hai...
Nikki aur Megha ki baaten sun ke Rosy ki aankhon ke saamne ek baar phir se Sultaan ka chehra aur khaas karke uski aankhen aa jaati hain aur wo ek baar phir se usme khoti hui is anokhe pyar bhare pal ko jeene lagti hai...
Nikki : Chal ab kuch Rosy ke liye bhi le lete hain....
Megha : Haan yaar....
Shivani : Kya haan....? Time dekha hai kitna hua hai....? Raat ke 9 baj rahe hain... Ab agar iske kapde lene lage na to phir samajh lena ki humari ghar pe shaamat pakki hai... Ab jo bhi lena hai kal aa ke le lena....
Nikki : Wo to theek hai yaar magar agar aise bina Rosy ko kapde dilaye khali hath ghar gaye to main Badi Maa ko kya kahungi.... Ye ki hum yahan sath Shopping pe to aaye magar maine sirf apne liye kapde khareede Rosy ke liye nahi.... Aur to aur Rosy ka kya....? Ye kuch bolti nahi to iska matlab ye nahi ki hum yun iske sath aisa karen.... Ye galat hai bahut galat... Aaj pehli baar maine apni Jaan se pyari behen ko yun akela chor diya... Apne liye to khoob Shopping ki magar uske liye dress karedna to dur Pasand tak nahi kiya... Mujhe maaf kar de Rosy.... I am Sorry....
Ye kehte kehte Nikki ki aankhon me aansu aa jaate hain.... Jise dekh Rosy ko achha nahi lagta wo aage badh ke apni behen ko seene se laga leti hai aur uske aansu poch ke use chup karati hai...
Rosy : Aisa nahi kehte Nikki.... Bas chup ho jaao.... Aaj nahi liya to kya ho gaya hum kal aa ke le lenge.... Waise Ab kal tak na to ye Mall yahan se kahin bhagne laga aur na hi yahan ki dukaane aur unme rakhi ye Khoobsurat Dresses.... Chal dil chota mat kar.... Mujhe teri kisi bhi baat ka na kabhi bura laga hai aur na hi kabhi lag sakta hai....
Rosy ki baat sun ke Nikki kas ke use apne seene se laga leti hai....
Shivani : Yaar ab agar tum dono ka ye bharat milaap ho gaya ho to ghar chalen....
Nikki : Ruk ek minute.... ab main bhi apni Shopping bags kal hi le jaaungi jab hum Rosy ki Shopping kar lenge.... tab tak ye yahin rahenge....
Rosy : Magar Nikki ye sab karne ki kya zaroorat hai....?
Nikki : Zaroorat hai.... Kal matlab kal... Ab ek baar jo keh diya so keh diya...
Phir apni Shopping ki hui bags Counter pe rakh ke Sales Girl se kehti hai....
Nikki : Ji ye meri Shopping bags aap yahin rakh dijiye.... Ise main kal aa kar apni Behen ki Shopping karne ke baad sath le jaaungi....
Sales Girl : Sorry Madam ise hum yahan nahi rakh sakte.... Wo kya hai ki is ki har ek packet pe aur boxes pe Barcode hai jiski entry bill me ho chuki hai.. aur bill bhi aapne pay kar diya hai.... Aur saare entry kiye hue Barcode waale Packets jab tak Mall ke Scanner ko paas karke bahar nahi jaayenge uski out entry Computer me nahi jaayegi... Jis se Accounts ko kaafi Problem hogi.... Is liye please aap ise le jaaiye....
Nikki : Magar....
Rosy : Nikki tu yahi chahti hai na ki tere ye kapde tu mere kapdon ke sath ghar le jaaye to ise yahan rakhne ki kya zaroorat hai ise hum car me bhi to rehne de sakte hain.... Is se kapde ghar me bhi nahi jaayenge aur teri baat bhi reh jaayegi...
Nikki : Haan yaar ye sahi rahega....
Shivani : Yaar ab to saari problem Solve ho gayi na... Ab to jaldi ghar chalo Please....
Nikki : Haan... Chalo....
Ye keh ke wo Nikki apni Shopping bags utha ke sab ke sath wahan se jaane lagti hai ki tabhi Sales Girl jo kehti hai use sun ke sab shocked ho jaate hain....??????
