Update 49
{THE COLD WAR (IS ROHAN ALCOHOLIC )}
(wahi jab ronit ki army ke bande jab aahana ko le jane ke liye aaye toh usne jane se mana kr diya aur who mahakaal se milne ki jidd krne lagi lekin jab unne yeh kaha ki yeh mahakaal ne kaha hai toh who mann toh gayi lekin thoda udas bhi ho gayi kyuki mahakaal ke itne pass hone ke baad bhi who aaj bhi mahakaal ko nahi dekh payi thi wahi dusri taraf megha ki halat waha ka haal dekh kr aur bhi kharab ho gayi thi kyuki essa insaan kon ho sakta hai jo darindo ko taraha nar sanghar krta ho iss soch aur dar ke sath who bhi ghar pahuch gayi thi )
Ab aage
(waha se aane ke baad ronit bina kuch khaye so gaya kyuki iski do wajeh thi ek toh yeh ki who usse waha se aate aate shuba ke 2 baj gaye the aur aur dusri yeh ki itni mar kaat ke baad usse kuch bhi krne ki koi icha nahi ho rahi thi yaha tak ki woh waha per aahana aur megha ko dekh kr bhi chinta mai aagaya tha aur unhe he bachane ke chakkar mai usse mahakaal ko sabke samne lana pada halaki who yeh kam chup kr bhi kr sakta tha lekin usse dar tha ki kahi uski koi laparwahi ki wajeh se agar megha ya aahana ko kuch na ho jaye kyu ki eagle army ke group of slivers koi aam insaan nahi the issi liye ronit ko mahakaal banna pada lekin mahakaal banne ke baad ronit bhi kaafi agrassive ho jata tha jiski wajeh se uska control khud per nahi reheta tha aur usse isse nikalne mai kaafi time lagta tha kaabhi kaabhi usse issmai se baar aane mai 1 halfta bhi lag jata tha kyuki who bhi ek insaan he tha lekin who yeh bhi ache se janta tha ki who iss samye kaha per tha issi liye who bina kissi soch ke ghar aa gaya aur so gaya halaki uske dimag mai abhi na jane kitne sawal ghum rahe the jo mai ne ronit khud aapko batayega kahani shuru krta hu)
(Dr. bakshi, karan aur vijay aur kuch bache kuche eagle army ke log Dr. bakshi ko airport chhodne aaye hue the jaha per karan aur vijay bahut dare hue the wahi Dr. bakshi bhi kaafi hairan bhi the ki yeh (mahakaal ) yaha kya kr raha hai lekin who abhi kuch samjhne ki stithi mai nahi the tabhi karan ne kuch bola )
Karan :- Dr. mujhe ek baat janana tha ki who aadmi kon tha jo hummare itne takatwar logo ko gajar muli ki tarah kaat raha tha aur hum kuch bhi nahi kr sake aur usne apna chehera kuch Dhaka hua tha aur jab hummare pass ek se badkar ek shooter the toh hum usse un se shoot bhi toh krra sakte the
Dr. bakshi :- uska naam mahakaal hai jiska matlab he hota hai kaal ka bhi kaal aur tum usse marwane ki baat kr rahe ho usne jo dress pehni hui thi usse hummare ache se achi gun bhi nahi shoot kr sakti thi aur dusri baat mai yaha usse marne nahi aaya tha aur jis kam se aaya tha usne usse hone nahi diya lekin usne mere samne aa kr apne liye he musibat khadi kr li hai kyuki who yeh toh jan he gaya hai ki yaha per hummare aadmi hai lekin usse yeh nahi pata who kyu hai
Karan :- lekin sir usne megha ko kyu bachaya aapne dekh toh hoga he ki kesse who baar baar megha tak kissi ko pahuchne ne nahi de raha tha essa kyu
Dr. bakshi :- yahi toh mujhe bhi samjh mai nahi aa raha ki who yeh sab kyu kr raha tha ya yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki usse yeh laga ho ki hum us ladki ko jabardasti koi nasha de rahe hai
Karan :- ho sakta hai
(vijay jo abhi tak chup tha achanak se bola )
Vijay :- lekin mujhe toh essa lagta hai jesse who unhe ache se janta ho kyuki who apne dekh nahi kesse aahana uske gale lagi thi kesse usne sabse phele unhe ko mara jo aahana aur megha ke aas pass the
(vijay ki baat ne Dr. ko soch mai daal diya aur isse phele Dr. kuch bolta tabhi uski flite ka time ho gaya jiski wajeh se usse jane lekin jate hue usne bus itna he kaha ki “galti se bhi yeh galti mat krna ki tumhari koi galti se mahakaal ko tumhare bare mai kuch pata chale nahi toh” itna bol kr Dr. chala toh gaya lekin vijay ki baat uske dimag mai ghumne lagi jo shayad koi bura sanket bhi tha )
(wahi aaj ke ronit ke action ka megha per bahut he bura reaction hua kyuki jab who ghar aayi tab bhi who bahut dari hui thi aur ussi dar ki wajeh se usse bhukhar bhi ho gaya lekin aahana toh insab se aalaga mahakaal ke he ek move ko slow motion mai imagine kr rahi thi ki kesse who lad raha tha kesse who ghum raha tha kesse who uchal ke gardan thod raha tha aur jesse he usne who gardan tod ne wala seen yaad kiya tabhi uske muh se nikal )
Aahana :- essi fight maine kissi kit oh dekhi thi kon kon kon (phir achanak usse rohan urf ronit ki first day wahi fight yaad aayi jab rohan ne collage mai sab ko mara tha lekin achanak )arre mai bhi kitni bhudhu hu kaha who kaha mahakaal usne toh kitno ko chukka bajate he muth ki nind sula diya aur who toh mere mamuli gard se bhi pit raha tha yeh alag baat hai baad mai mar diya lekin pit toh tha he na who nahi nahi
(itna bol kr who phir se mahakaal ke khayalo mai kho gayi )
(ek baat jo mujhe lagta hai aapmai se kissi ke dimag mai toh aayi hogi lekin agar nahi aayi hai toh mai yaad dila du ki mai aapko bata tha ki eagle army ke har band eke nack ke niche ek traker hota hai jo ki unke marte ke sath he active ho jata hai aur jo ki unke control room ko unki location bhej deta hai )
(toh agar essa tha toh yaha per who kam kyu nahi kr raha tha toh iska jawab yeh toh ki yeh jagah khud he ek control room thi jaha se baaki ko control kiya jata tha who issko shirf waha ka head he control kr sakta tha jo ki iss samye tha dr.bakshi aur control room mai jab yeh sab ho raha tha aur usne he sare contact krne ke device kharab ho chuke the toh ab koi kr bhi kya sakta tha issi liye waha per koi madad nahi aa sakhi )
(wahi agle din jab ronit so raha tha aaj phir sakshi ronit ko jagane aayi thi kyuki roj dono sath mai gym jo krte the lekin jessa maine bataya tha ki mahakaal banene ke baad ronit kafi gussel reheta tha issi wajeh se jesse he sakshi ne usse jagane ke liye usse hillaya toh phele toh who nahi utha toh sakshi ne soch ki ek baar pani daal deti hu lekin jab usse phele pani dalne waali baat yaad aayi toh unhe who plan cancel kr kiya aur ek shikh le kr usse ronit ko pareshan krne lagi kabhi usse kaan mai dalti toh kabhi naak mai jisse ronit sach map pershan ho gaya aur chillate hue)
Mai :- kya hai (yeh aawaj jada tej toh nahi thi lekin sakshi ke liye kaafi thi)
(ronit ne who bolt oh diya lekin jab uski najar sakshi per gayi toh uska gussa chumantar ho gaya kyuki iss samye sakshi kaan mai ungli daal kr aakh mich kr bethi hui thi ronit ko laga shayad usne phir se sakshi ko dara diya hai issi liye who phele ki tarah ghutne per beth kr usse maffi mangen laga )
Mai :- sorry becha sorry cutie pie sorry mujhe galti ho gayi mujhe jara sab hi diyan nahi tha ki tu hai (itna bol kr who apne kaan pakad leta hai )
(wahi dusri taraf jessse he sakshi ko laga ki ronit urf rohan jagne wala hai usne phele he apne kaan band krliye the aur aakh bhi jisse usse kuch sounyi he nahi diya )
(aur jab kaafi der tak usse koi touch nahi feel hua toh usne apni ek aakh khol kr dekha toh samne ronit usse maafi maang raha tha ek pal ke liye toh usse kuch samjh nahi aaya lekin agle he pal usse samjh aa gaya ki kya hua hoga aur usne socha ki kyuna thoda time pass krte hai )
Sakshi :- wooo wwoooo wwooohhhh maaaaa
(itna bol kr who chup hogayi aur andar he andar muskane lagi wahi ronit ki halat sakshi ko halat dekh kr kharab ho gayi kyuki usse pata tha ki yeh sab ussi gusse ki wajeh se hua hai issi liye who aapne aap ko gaali dene laga tha )
Mai :- mujhe maaf kr de cha lab phele ke tarah deep breath le aur release kr
(sakshi janti thi ki ronit bahut pershan hai lekin usse aaj ronit ko pershan dekh kr maja aa raha that oh who bhi apne natak ko aur aage bane lagi aur kaafi der tak deep breath lene aur release krne ke baad bhi wese he acting krne lagi thi jesse usse koi aaram nahi mila jisse dekh kr ronit ko aapne aap per aur gussa aaya aur issi sab mai usski aakh se aasu nikal gaye aur jesse sakshi ne ronit ke aakh se aasu dekhe tabhi )
Sakshi :- arre bhaiya mai toh majak kr rahi thi mujhe kuch nahi hua dekho mai ek dum sahi hu
(jesse he ronit ne usse sahi dekha tabhi usne pyar se apne dono hath uske gaal per rakh diya aur dekhne laga ki who sahi hai )
Mai :- tu thik hai to yeh sab kyat ha
Sakshi :- (haste hue ) who who toh mai majak kr rahi thi lekin mujhe nahi pata tha ki aap itna dar jaoge
Mai :- dekh aaj meri ek baad diyan se soun le ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye lekin essa ganda majak kabhi nahi krne nahi toh mai mujhse kabhi baat nahi krruga samjhi
Sakshi:- acha thik hai nahi krrugi lekin aaj toh aap sach mai kitna dar gaye the jesse kissi ne aap ke sarir se jaan he nikal li ho
Mai :- ek toh harkat essi krti hai aur upper se bolti hai ki jaan nikal li tujh mai he toh meri jaan basti hai
Sakshi :- kya sach mai
Mai :- aur nahi toh kya tu meri ittu si behen jo hai to (hath se sizw batate hue )
Sakshi : - mai itni bhi choti nahi hu samjhe
Mai :- chal jhooti
Sakshi :- mai jhoot nahi bol rahi hu samjhe
Mai :-chal yeh bata ki tu yaha kyu aayi thi itni shubha shubha
(ronit ke muh se yeh sounne ke baad sakshi usse ghurne lagi jesse ronit ne bahut bada gunaha kr diya ho )
Mai :- esse kya dekh rahi hai
Sakshi :- gym nahi jana kya
Mai :- lekin itni (itna bol kr jesse ronit kin ajar watch per gayi toh us per 4 baj rahe the jisse usse sab kuch yaad aa gaya )ohh haan chal tu chal mai thodi der mai aata hu
Sakshi :- thik hai jaldi aana lazy boy
(sakshi ne lazy boy bola toh ronit ke chehere per ek bar ko hasi aayi aur agle he pal who hasi gayab ho gayi kyuki usse lady don yaani aahana ki yaad aa gayi kyuki kal ki aahana ki harkat ronit chahakr bhi nahi bhula pa raha tha lekin jesse he sakshi ne ronit ko kissi soch mai dekh toh )
Sakshi :- kya hua
Mai :-(ronit chokte hue ) hnnn kuch nahi tu ja mai thodi der mai aata hu )
(iske baad sakshi waha se chali gayi aur ronit bhi fresh ho kr sakshi ke sath gym chala gaya lekin jesse he who wapas aaya aur fresh ho kr usne apna phone nikala aur apne ussi aadmi ko call kr diya jo uske sath mission mai gaya tha yani jo bahar bumika aur samrat ke sath khada hua tha )
Mai :- hello
Aadmi :- ji sir good morning
(isske goodmorning kehene ka karan tha ki kabhi bhi mahakaal banana ke baad jab bhi ronit 1 halfte 10 din se phele kisse baat krna pasand nahi krta tha lekin aaj kuch he ganto mai jab ronit ka call aaya toh who bhi dar gaya ki jarur koi baat hai )
Mai :- goodmorning lekin aaj yeh tujhe kya hua hai subha subha pi li kya jo goodmorning
(ronit ki baat se usse laga ki ronit ka dimag shayad thoda thanda hai iss liye who bhi normal ho gaya )
Aadmi :- nahi sir who bus esse he apko koi kam tha (lekin ronit usski pareshani samjh gaya tha)
Mai :- hum dar mat mai ek dum sahi hu aur normal bhi hu tu mujhe yeh bata waha se humne jitney bhi records aur baki ka jitna bhi data mila hai usse cheak kiya ya nahi
Aadmi :- nahi aabhi tak toh sabhi data hum copy kr rahe hai
Mai :- acha lekin usmi kuch essi recording aur video aur photo hai jo ladkiyo ko shayad blackmail krne ke kam aati hai toh please usse destroy kr dena
Admi :- ji sir ho jayega
Mai :- ek baat jo ki waha per megha aur aahana kya kr rahi thi ‘
Aadmi :- kya yeh kesse ho sakta hai
Mai :- mujhe pata hota mai tujhe yeh pata krne ko bolta
Aadmi :- koi baat nahi sir hum dekh lege hum
(jab us aadmi ne apni baat khatam kr di toh uske kaafi der tak ronit ne koi react nahi kiya jisse dekh kr us aadmi ne phir bola )
Admi :- sir koi aur baat hai
Mai :- baat toh hai lekin yeh baat mujhe kuch samjh nahi aa rahi ya yeh bolu ki yeh meri banayi hui ek theory hai
Admi :- sir aap bataye toh sahi
Mai :- tujhe souna hai toh soun sabse phele vishal ke pass jassika ka hona jo ki khud ek bahut shatir aurat hai uske baad ansh ka drug lena uske baad neha ke piche permesh ka hona jo ki usse apne bejati ka badla lena chahata hai jiske chale who kabhi bhi koi bhi harkat kr sakta hai
Admi :- haan sir yeh toh hai lekin iss mai itna pareshan hone ki kya baat hai
Mai :- dekh ansh ko ek essa drug diya gaya tha jo ki uski sex need ko itna bada degaki usse har gante sex krne ki talab mache ki jiska asar uske pure sarir per hoga aur jisse uske har ek body part kam krna band kr dege aur who usse mar jayega aur ab megha uska waha per hona jaha per logo ko drugs ka addicated banaya jata tha
Admi :- ji sir yeh baat bhi ap sahi bol rahe hai sir ek baat toh mai apko batana he bhul gya ki waha per mujhe ek ingjection mila hai jismai koi dawayi hai
(jesse he ronit ne yeh souna wese he uska dimag mai who seen ghuma jab who log megha ko yeh ingjection dene ki koshis kr rahe the )
Mai :- ohh haan yeh sayad wahi hoga jo shayad megha ko dene wale the tum usse waha per rakho mai uske baar mai kuch sochta hu
Admi :- ji sir aur koi kam hai
Mai :- nahi bus megha ka pata krro aur apne purane kam ko pure krro
(iske baad maine call cut kr diya aur phir maine taiyar ho kr niche nasta krne gaya jaha per mujhe baki sab toh mille lekin mujhe megha nahi dekhi jiska reason mujhe ravi ne bata diya ki usse bhukhar hai jo mujhe normal he laga kyuki itna kuch ek aam ladki ke liye dekhna bahut badi baat thi uske baad mai office chala gaya jaha mujhe ek baar phri se raghuveer ko ek torture krna tha yani usse thoda aur darana tha jesse he mai office mai aaya tabhi maine socha kyu na aaj sabse phele urvi se he uske haal chal puchu issi liye maine usse call laga diya )
Mai :- hello urvi ji kesse hai aap
Urvi :- hello tum tumne kyu call kiya ab toh shayad mera kam bhi ho gaya hai toh ab tumhe mujhse kya chahiye
Mai :-arre esse kesse baat kr rahi ho maine soch ki hum dost hai
Urvi :- nahi hum koi dost nahi hai
Mai :- acha lekin mujhe toh laga tha ki tum khud mujhse dosti krna chahati ho
Urvi :- haan phele chahati thi lekin ab nahi kyuki dosto mai koi raaz nahi hota aur mai tumhare bare mai janti he kya hu yaha tak mujhe tumhara naam tak bhi pata nahi hai
Mai :- yeh baat hai lekin mera manna hai ki tum mere bare mai na he janno toh he acha hoga kyuki mai kya cheej hu yeh tum kabhi bhi nahi samjh sakti ho
Urvi :- thik hai nahi bata hai toh mat batao mai bhi tum se nahi puchne wali lekin yeh batao ki tumne ki wajeh se mujhe call kiya tha
Mai :- acha mujhe yeh batao ki agar tumhe moka mille toh tum raghuveer ko kya saja dena chahogi
(iss baat ko soun kr urvi ke andar ka gussa bahar aa gaya )
Urvi :- mai toh us kamine ko puriduniya ke samne nanga kr ke gumugi aur uske muh per jhoote chappal se itna marugi ki uska chehera pehechan main aaye
Mai :- aur kuch
Urvi :- aur (kuch sochne ke baad ) mujhe nahi pata
Mai :- acha thik hai ab jald he mai tumhari yeh khuwaish bhi puri kr duga
Urvi :- arre yeh sab toh esse he bol diya tha mai essa kuch nahi krrana chahati thi
Mai :- lekin usse uski galti ki saja toh milni chahiye thi
Urvi :- lekin isse uske pariwar ki naina ki kitni badnaami hogi
(urvi yeh baat soun kr mere dimag mai ek aur uljhan ne janam le liya tha lekin maine iska bhi illaj nikal liya )
Mai :- tum ab apna kam krro mai baaki sab dekh luga
(iske baad maine raghuveer ko call kiya aur ek baar phir se wahi shayari dohori )
Mai :- “ek maa ke do lal ek krta hai bahut sawal toh dusra krta hai logo ka haal behehal jab layega tu inhe mere samne tab hoga tera jina saakar tab mai krruga tera udhar”
(jesse he raghuveer ne mera yeh paheli sounni usse samjh aa gaya ki yeh mera phone tha issi liye )
Raghu :- mujhe nahi pata ki tum kon ho aur na he mujhe yeh samjh aa raha hai ki tum mujhse kya chahate ho
Mai :- faltu mai he mujhe logo ne kaha tha kit u bahut shatir insaan hai lekin yaha toh tujhse ek choti se paheli ka jawab nahi nikala ja raha hai
Raghu:- tum aakhri mujhse chahate kya ho
Mai :- chal aaj phir tujhe ek aur paheli deta hu aur haan ab mai tujhe thik ek halfte ke baad baat krruga samjha aur mujhe abki baar mere sawal ka jeeta jagta jawab chahiye nahi toh tujhe nanga krne ke liye mujhe kuch button dabane hai
Raghu:- thik hai
Mai :- 3 kamino ki ek kahani jo thi saalo purani ek bana tha jhoota mohora dusre ne jhoote sabut ko chhoda aur tisre ne un sabut ko dhunda aur ek ablaa ko kahi ka nahi chhoda
(itna bol kr usne phone kaat diya aur apna sir niche kr kr beth gaya abhi usse kuch he time hua tha ki kissi ne gate knok kiya yeh koi aur nahi tha naina thi )
Mai :- come in
(itna bol kr ronit ne ek baar phir se apna sir niche kr liya jisse dekh kr naina ko lag ronit urf rohan ke tabiyat kharab hai )
Naina :- kya hua apko koi problem hai toh mai docter ko call kr deti hu
Mai :- nahi essi koi baat nahi hai bus esse he ek problem thi jiski wajeh se thoda sir dard kr raha tha
Naina :- mai sir dard ki tavai la kr du
Mai :- nahi uski koi jarurat nahi hai tum yeh batao ki tum yaha kyu aayi ho
Naina :- who mujhe aapse yaha per sign chahiye the
(iske baad ronit waha per sign kr deta hai naina waha se jane lagti hai tabhi ronit )
Mai :- naina mere ek sawal ka jawab dogi
(ronit ki baat soun kr who palat kr usse dekhti hai aur bolti hai )
Naina :- haan bolye
Mai :- baat kuch essi hai ki meri ek friend hai jo ki Mumbai mai job krti hai uske office mai ek senior uske sath batamizi krta hai lekin mai uski koi madad nahi kr pa raha kyuki jo senior hai who bhi mere jaan pehechan wale hai toh mujhe yeh samjh nahi aa raha ki mai kya krru ek option yeh hai ki mai usse waha se job chhodne ko bol du lekin yeh mujhe sahi nahi laga raha kyuki who kab tak esse he jab chhodti rahegi aur
(abhi ronit itna he bola tha ki naina ne bolna shuru kr diya )
Naina:- rohan aap agar yeh sawal dost ki hesiyat se puch rahe hai toh meri samjh mai aap apne us ristedar ya jo koi bhi hai ko kuch na bol kr usse he badawa de rahe hai aur essa kr ke aap na chatate hue bhi ek galti kr rahe hai agar meri maano toh aapko unhe sabak shikhana chahiye ki who yeh galti dubara na krre
Mai :- naina yeh baat tumhari ek dum sahi hai lekin agar mann lo ki unki jaga agar koi tumhara apna hota toh bhi kya tum yehi bolti
Naina :- haan mai kabhi bhi galat ko support nahi krti
Mai :-aacha mann lo ki unki jaga tumhare papa aur bhai hote tab kya krti
(meri yeh baat naina ko bahut buri lagi jo uski aakho se saaf dikh raha tha lekin usne shirf itna he bola )
Naina :- agar essa hota toh mai khusd unse apne sare riste thod deti aur unhe unke kiye ki saja dilwati
(iske baad naina bina kuch kahae waha se nikal gayi )
(iske ronit apne kam mai lag gaya aur iske baad who waha se nikal kr ghar chala gaya next day tha Sunday ka us din bhi ronit normal time se utha aur sakshi ke sath gym krne ke baad who waha se nikal kr un bando ke pass gaya jo waha party mai se document le kr aaye the aur ronit ne bhi waha per se sab kuch cheak kiya aur inhe sab mai Sunday bhi nikal gaya aur aaj ka din tha Monday ka ronit aaj bhi jaldi utha aur gym se aa kr nasta kr ke chala gaya collage ke liye lekin megha aaj bhi sahi hai thi jiski wajeh se who aaj bhi collage jane ke mud mai nahi thi issi liye who ghar per he ruk gayi in do dino mai megha ki tabiyat bahut kharab rahi lekin aaj who pehele se kaafi achi thi issi liye aaj usne nasta bhi sabke sath kiya tha aur nasta krne ke baad who wapas apne room mai aa gayi aur ussi ke piche piche ruby bhi aa gayi jo ki kuch soch kr aayi thi )
Ruby :- kessi tabiyat hai ab teri
Megha :- phele se achi hu
Ruby :- acha chal
(aur ruby kuch sochne lagi jo ki megha ne bhi noties kiya tha )
Megha :- tujhe koi kam tha kya
Ruby :- nahi mai who bus
Megha :- ab tujhe kabse mere sath baat krne ke liye sochne ki jarurat padne lagi
Ruby :- nahi yaar baat yeh hai ki maine ek plan banaya hai jissi mai rohan ya jo who jo bhi hai uska yeh raaz sake samne la sakti hu ki who sarab peeta hai ya nahi
Megha :- kya hai who
Ruby :- agar tu kissi apne friend se bol kr rohan ko kissi party mai bhula le aur usse drink offer kr agar who peeta hoga toh who waha bhi nahi rukke ga
Megha :- pagal hai kya agar who yeh batana chahata hota ki who drink krta hai toh who wese bhi sabke samne bol sakta tha lekin ussne yeh baat chupa di iska matlab yeh hai ki who humme ya kissi ko nahi batane wala hai
Ruby :- arre waha per usse itna badka diyo ki who majbur ho jaye pine ke liye kyuki jab baat ego per aati hai na toh ache ache samjhdar log who galti kr dete hai jo who hosh mai nahi kr paate hai
Megha :- baat toh teri sahi hai yeh wese toh bahut samjhdar hai lekin hai emotional fool
Ruby:- lekin problem yeh hai ki iss bilote ke gale mai ganti kon bandhega
Megha :- mtlb
Ruby :- arre usse itna uksayega kon
Megha :- (kuch soch kr ) yeh kam LD se acha koi nahi kr sakta hai who he usse line per la sakti hai
Ruby :- toh phir usse baat krro abhi
Megha :- haan krti hu
(iske baad megha aahana ko call krti hai )
Aahana :- haan megha bol
Megha :- who yaar ek kam tha
Aahana :- ab tujhe mujhse koi bhi kam ho bina soche samjhe bol diya kr
(yeh baat aahana ne iss liye boli thi kyu ki megha ki wajeh se he aahana dubara mahakaal se milli thi )
Megha :- lekin kyu
Aahana :- hai kuch baat jo mai abhi nahi bata sakti hu lekin samjh le yeh ek tarah se tera innaam hai aur haan aaj se mujhe LD bolne ki koi jarurat nahi hai aaj se mujhe aahana bola kr
Megha :- thik hai acha ab meri baat souno (aur phir who usse saari kahani souna deti hai )
Aahana :- plan toh acha hai lekin rohana ko tum pub mai kesse bhejo ge
Megha :- uska bhi koi na koi intejam kr dugi bus tu bol kr bulana hai usse
Aahana :- dekh abhi ek do din toh rehene de kyuki abhi mera mud bahut acha hai lekin tu Thursday ka fix kr de uss din ussi din dekh lege
Megha :- thik hai ussi din kr lege
Aahana :- wese agar meri maan toh ek kam kr meri class mai ek ladki hai rakhi usse bol kr mai puri class ko invite krra sakti hu party ke liye aur who thodi chipku types ki bhi hai toh who shayad usse bhula bhi le
Megha :- yeh toh acha hai agar who yeh kam kr degi toh phir koi tension he nahi hai
Aahana – chal ab mai rakti hu kyuki mujhe collage ke liye late ho raha hai
(iske baad aahana bhi collage ke liye nikal gayi aur wahi ronit bhaishab bh cantin mai pahucha aur sidhe samrat aur bhumika ke pass chala gaya )
Mai :- good morning kesse ho
(yeh usne haste hue kaha kyuki who ache se janta tha ki us din ke baad inki bhi halat kuch jada achi toh nahi hogi )
Samrat :- goodmorning
(samrat ke muh se itna he nikla tha lekin bhumika shirf ronit ko ghur he rahi thi )
Mai :- (bethte hue ) hmm toh kya hua tum dono itna dare hue kesse ho jesse koi bhoot dekh liya ho
(ronit ki baat soun kr dono ne ek bar phir usse ghura aur shayad ye sochne lage ki koi insaan itna bada kaand krne ke baad esse kesse rehe sakta hai )
Mai :- ab tum yeh soch mai time kharab mat krro ki maine who sab kesse kiya aur krne ke baad itna shant kesse rehe sakta hu bus itna jaan lo ki agar mai who sab nahi krta toh usse bahut bura ho sakta tha kyuki waha per youth ko barabad krne ke puri taiyari ho rahi thi (phir kal usse kya kya dekha usse dono ko short mai explain kiya ) ab tum he bolo ki kya maine kuch galata kiya
Samrat :- nahi lekin tum esse kesse mat tumhe andaja bhi hai ki tumne us din kitne ko mara hoga
Mai :- wese ginti toh nahi ki lekin 2000+ toh gaye hoge
(ronit yeh baat esse bol raha tha ki jesse who aadmiyo ko nahi murga kaat kr aaya tha )
Bhumika :- aur uske baad bhi esse
Mai :- dekho maine kuch galt nahi kiya hai yeh uss samye jaruri tha who maine kiya aur wese bhi bhagwat geeta mai shir krishan bhagwaan ne kaha hai ki dharm ki raksha ke liye agar tum aashtra uthate ho toh who bhi dhar ka he kam hai
(ronit ki baat soun kr who dono chup ho gaya aur shayad santust bhi hogaye the issi liye who kuch nahi bole tabhi bhumika boli )
Bhumika :- lekin tumne essi khatarnak fight khaha se sikhi hai
Mai :- tumhe badi jaldi hai mere baremai janene ki
Bhumika :- nahi mai who bus esse he
Mai :- bata duga lekin phele mujhe tum dono per pure bharosha toh ho jane do
Bhumika :- matlab ki tumhe hum per bharosha nahi hai
Mai :- mai kissi per bharosha nahi krta
Bhumika :- lekin kyu
Mai :- kyuki jo bharose wale hote hai wahi bhosadiwale hote hai
Bhumika :- chee mai ladki hu kuch toh saram kr kara krro
(wahi samrat hasne laga )
Mai :- jo sach tha who bata diya lekin tum log chinta mat krro agar mujhe tum per jara sab hi shaq hu toh tum ko marne me mai ek se bhi waiste nahi kruga
(iss baat per samrat ki hasi ruk gayi )
Mai :- (haste hue ) don’t worry maine tum dono ko pehele se he examine kiya hai tum dono wese toh sharif ho issi liye mere sath bhi ho aur issi wajeh se tumne who sab dekha jo koi nahi dekh paya aur who bhi jaan chukke ho jo maine shirf apne khas aadmiyo ko dikhaya tha lekin issi aage jane ke liye tumhe kuch kam krne hoge aur uske liye tumhe yaha pr itne baje jana hoga(iske baad ronit usne ek address deta hai aur time batata hai )
Samrat :- lekin itni shuba kyu
Mai :- jo kaha hai who krro nhi toh
(abhi ronit ne itna he bola tha ki bhumika bol padi )
Bhumika :- mai taiyar hu
Mai ;- good (aur ek najar samrat ko dekhte hue )
Samrat :- thik hai mai bhi taiyar hu
(iske baad koi kuch bolta ki samne se aahana aati hui dikhi jisse dekh kr ronit ko ek baar phir us raat aahana ki harkat yaad aayi kesse jaha per sab mahakaal se dar rahe the wahi who usse dekh kr muska rahi thi jaha per kissi ki himmat mahakaal ke aas pass jane ki nahi ho rahi thi wahi who uski talwar le kr use pass chali gayi aur waha per itna khun kharab dekh kr jaha abhi tak megha samrat aur bhumika tak dare hue hai wahi isse dekh kr toh essa bilkul bhi nahi lag raha hai ki isse kuch bhi hua hoga )
Mai :- (achanak se ) kamal ki ladki hai
Samrat :- abe tujhe kya hua
Mai :- kuch nahi tu ruk (aahana ko hath dikhate hue ) hey butterfly
Aahana :- (mann mai ) saala kamina aa gaya bus kuch din phir tujh issi collage mai teri aukaat dikhwati hu mere mahakaal se who tujhe batayega ki mujhe pareshan krne ka kya anjam hota hai
Mai :- arre janeman itna mat socho hum yaha hai
Aahana : (pass aa kr ) tum apna muh band rokho nahi toh mai
Mai :- nahi toh mai kya
Aahana :- nahi toh mai tumhe pure collage ke samne itna pitwaugi ki tum sath janam tak mere shirf naam se he darroge samjhe
(aahana ki yeh baat soun kr bhumika aur samrat ko hasi aa gayi jisse dekh kr aahana )
Aahana :- tumhe kya lagta hai ki mere 10 12 logo ko mar kr tum koi thop ban gaye ho tum yeh bhul rahe ho ki iss duniya mai tumse bhi bade bade maha rathi hai samjhe aur jab mera boyfriend aayega na tab who tumhe sabak shikhayega
(aahana ki yeh baat aaj collage ke jis bande ne souni who sab chok gaye kyuki (ab nahi bata raha tum sab jante ho ) )
Mai :- boyfriend who toh mai hu ab mere illawa aur kon aa gaya jo mera he sout nahi who toh lakiya keheti hai mtlb mera rival tum samjh gayi na
Aahana :- tum jesse kit oh uske naam se he phat jati hai tumhe uska naam sounna hai na toh sounno uska naam hai ma (jesse he who naam bolne ko hui tabhi usne socha ki agar isne naam ka majak bana diya toh) mai kyu batau jab who aayega tab who khud he tumhe sabk shikhayega
(abhi ronit kuch bolne he wala tha ki rakhi aa gayi )
Rakhi :- hey guys kesse ho
Sabhi :- hey
Rakhi :- acha hua tum sabhi mujhe yaha he milgaye mujhe tum sabko apne birthday per invite krna tha Thursday ko mera birthday hai aur tum sabko aana hoga
Bhumika :- lekin kha par aana hai
Rakhi :- ********* pub mai
Mai :- yaar maaf krne lekin mai nahi aa sakta please
Rakhi :- arre esse kesse sabko aana hai mtlb sabko aana hai
Mai :- samjha krro na
Aahana :- haan rakhi samjha krro na waha per bacho ko entry nahi dete toh yeh kesse aayega aur baby mumma ko bolo ki bornvita daal kr dhudu pilaye
(aahana ki yeh baat ronit ko bahut buri lagi lekin who kuch nahi bola )
Rakhi :- please rohan
Mai :- thik hai mai aa jauga tum tension mat lo
(iske baad rohan waha se nikal kr bahar aa gaya aur uske piche samrat aur bhumika bhi jab bhumika ne dekha ki rohan kuch nahi bol raha hai toh usne socha kyu na uska mind divert kiya jaye issi liye )
Bhumika :- yaar aahana ko toh dekh kesse bol rahi ki rohan ko sabke samne pitwayegi agar galti se bhi usne ronit ko maa
(bhumika isse aage kuch bolti tabhi ronit ne uska muh band kr diya )
Mai :- mera yeh naam galti se bhi kissi ko pata nahi lagna chahiye samjhi aur dusri baat aahana aur megha wahi thi aur mai mahakaal unhe ko bachane ke liye bana tha
Bhumika :- kya lekin usse dekh kr toh nahi lag raha tha ki who tumhe dekh kr dari ho
Mai :- kyuki who sach mai nahi dari thi
Samrat :- kahi who tujhhe se tujhe pitwane ki baat toh nahi kr rahi hai
Mai :- tum log apni bakwas band krro aur class mai chalo
(iske baad 2 din esse he nikal gaya aur aaj tha time pub party ka aur aaj hona tha hungama aaj pub ko aahana ne puri tarah se taiyar kr diya tha kyuki who achi tarah se janti thi ki kissi naye bande ko nasha krrana aasan hai lekin maje hue khiladi ko karna thoda mushkil lekin who yeh nahi janti thi ki ronit khiladi nahi hai who toh khud issi khel ka betajbadsha hai jisse sharab ho ya durgs koi bhi apne isharo per nahi nacha sakta hai)
(shaam hote he sab waha per pahuch gaye aahana ne soch liya ki kesse ronit ko drink di jaye issi liye usne kuch logo ko bhula kr apne sath rakh liya aur jesse he ronit aaya wese he usne apne game ko excute krna shuru kr diya kyuki abhi ronit samrat aur kuch logo ke sath soft drink le he raha tha ki kuch ladko ne ek comment kiya )
Ladke :- yeh toh wahi ladka hai jo pure collage mai stud bana phirta hai aur yaha bacho ki tarah soft drink pi raha hai
Ronit :- bhai stud banne ko mujhe koi shok nahi hai lekin yeh bhi sach hai ki mujhe pine ka bhi koi shok nahi hai
Aahana :- haan mujhe yaad aaya ki bache toh dhud pithe hai
Ronit :- nahi bade bhi pite hai bus tarika aalag hota hai baaki sab same
(ronit ke punch line se aahana ko chhod kr sab hasne lage )
Aahana :- agar himmat hai toh mere sath yeh sot ka competition krro tab pata chalega ki tum kine bade khiladi ho
(ronit ne ek bar apni aaju baaju dekha aur phir )
Mai :- done janeman
(iske baad shuru hua shot ka dur aahana aur ronit ne 5 shot le liye jiske baad dono ko nasha hone laga tha uske baad aahana ne aur ronit ne 2 aur liye aur phir ronit ne ek aur liya jiske baad ronit dance floor per aa kr dance krne laga )
Haan main alcoholic hoon..
Haan main alcoholic hoon..
Haan main alcoholic hoon..
Hoon toh hoon to main kya karoon
Yes Imma party freakin' crazy
Pee ke bhi seedha khada hoon
Kyunki main alcoholic hoon
Haan, main alcoholic hoon
Haan-haan, main alcoholic hoon
Yes Imma party freakin' crazy
Haan-haan, main alcoholic hoon
Haan main alcoholic hoon (alcoholic hoon..)
Alcoholic.. Alcoholic..
Alcoholic.. Alcoholic..
Alcoholic..
Yes I'm Alcoholic
Yes I'm Alcoholic
Yes I'm Alcoholic
Yes I'm a...
(Itni line per ronit shirf jhoom he raha tha )
Daaru ko main dudhu ki tarah pee jaaun
Apni peeun tabhi to mota peg banaaun
Daaru ko main dudhu ki tarah pee jaaun
Apni peeun tabhi to mota peg banaaun
Peg banaaun kabhi naap ke nahin
Apni peeun kisi ke baap ki nahin
(yeh line usne samne dekh kr boli thi )
Main Alcoholic hoon
Haan main alcoholic hoon
Haan-haan.. main alcoholic hoon
Yes Imma party freakin' crazy
Haan-haan.. main alcoholic hoon
Haan main alcoholic hoon
Haan sach hai o baby
Mujhe mehfilon ka shauq hai
Shauq-shauq ke chakkar mein hi
Ghar pe itta stock hai
[x2]
(Yeh line mai who ladkiyo ke sath dance krne laga tha )
Peg banaaun kabhi naap ke nahin
Apni peeun kisi ke baap ki nahin
Main Alcoholic hoon
Haan main alcoholic hoon
Haan-haan.. main alcoholic hoon
Yes Imma party freakin' crazy
Haan-haan.. main alcoholic hoon
Haan main alcoholic hoon.
(aur jesse he gana khatam hua tabhi karan jo ki recording kr raha tha who waha se chala gaya aur uske jate he ronit wapas muda aur jane laga tabhi aahana ne wahi per ulti kr di jisse dekh kr ronit ka muh ban gaya lekin jab uski najar waha per khade kuch ladko per gayi toh usne socha ki yaha per aahana ko chhodna sahi nahi hai issi liya who usse le kr bahar aa agaya aur uske pich aa gaye )
Samrat :- chal bhai mai tujhe chhod deta hu
Mai :- koi jarurat nahi hai maine koi drink nahi ki hai
Bhumika :- kya lekin humne toh dekha tha ki tum
Mai :- who pani tha
Samrat :- lekin kesse
Mai :- who sab mere aadmi yo ne he beja tha tumhe yaaad hoga ki kissi bh shot mai koi aag nahi thi
Samrat :- ohhh haan yaad aaya
Mai :- hmm bhumika mujhe pana yeh stall do aur tu mujhe apni ear buds de
Dono :- lekin kyu
Mai :- isse apni pith se band duga taki yeh kahi girre na
Samrat :- aur ears buds kyu
Mai :- taki isski bak bak na sounni pade
Samrat :- thik hai lekin mujhe kuch puchna hai
Mai :- mai ek minut ruk (phir aahana ko megha ke sath chod kr usse dur aa kr ) ab bol
Samrat :- tujhe yeh sab kesse pata chala aur yeh sab kis ka plan tha kya aahana ka
Mai :- nahi megha ka tha aur mujhe yeh sab ****** ne bataya
Samrat :- lekin
Mai :- ab baad ai who dekh kesse bhumika ko pareshan kr rahi hai
Aahana :- tum sabko mai sabka shikhugi dekhna ek baar mere pyar aajaye phir dekhna
Mai :- dekh liya tune chal jadi se ear buds de
(iske baa d usne who buds apne kaan mai lagye aur uski volume full kr ke aahana ko apne piche bithaya aur phir full speed mai bike dhuda di lekin jesse he ronit se chipki wese he usse phir se essa laga ki who ronit ke sath na ho kr mahakaal ke sath hai aur wahi ronit ko bhi aahana ka touch acha lag raha tha issi liye who ganne ko enjoy krte hue bike chala raha tha tabhi aahana )
Aahana :- tumhe pata hai mera jo pyar hai na mera mahakaal woh bhi bilkul tumhari tarah he mehekta hai aur tumse bahut achi fight krta hai pata hai jab mai choti thi tab ussne mujhe jinne ka husla diya tha aur mujhe ek dari hui ladki se ek bahadur ladki bana diya tha lekin who mujhe yeh bol kr chala gaya ki baad mai bada aadmi ban kr aauga aur tumhe apne sath le jauga aur ab who aa toh gaya hai lekin pata nahi kaha hai (phir haste hue ) tumhe pata hai abhi mujhe essa lag raha hai ki tum he mahakaal ho lekin yeh mera wehem hai kyuki mera mahakaal mujhe hummesha pareshaniyo se bachata hai na ki tumhari tarah mujhe pareshan krta hai jesse usne abhi kuch dino phele mujhe ek party se bachaya aur kesse usne mujhe us din dance mai help krri thi kash mai usse mil pau
(itna bol kr usne ronit ke kandho per apna sir rakh diya aur chalti bike per he so gayi lekin aaj ronit ke ears buds ne usse ek baar aur aahana ko mahakaal se dur kr diya tha ya phir usse bacha liya tha jesse he ronit aahana ke ghar pahucha tabhi gate per gard tha jo ki ronit ko janta tha issi liye usne gate khol diya aur ronit bike le kr ghar kr ander aa gaya aakar usne aahana ko apni godh mai uthaya aur usse andar le aaya jesse he depti ki nahar aahana per gayi toh who kuch bolne wahi thi ki ronit ne usse chup rehene ko bol diya kyuki ronit nahi chahata tha ki aahana ki nind khule aur usse room mai le gaya waha per usse leta kr bahar aa gaya aur bade pyar se gate band kr diya tabhi deepti )
Deepti :- kya hua isse
Mai :- kuch nahi thodi drink jada kr li
(yeh sounne ke baad deepti kin ajar niche jhuk gayi
Mai :- kya hua aunty ab najar niche kyu kr rahi ho ismai apki toh koi galti nahi hai
Deepti :- bacho ki galti ki wajeh unke maa baap he hote hai aur aahana ki iss halta ki wajeh kahi na kahi meri he laparwahi hai
Mai :- nahi anuty agar essa hota toh kunal bhi essa he hota na lekin issmai apki koi galti nahi hai yeh sab waqt aur halat ki galti hai bus
Deept :- chahe galti kissi ki bhi kyuna ho lekin in sab mai meri bachi ki jindgi
(aur deepti jor jor se rone lagi jesse dekh kr ronit ne unhe gale lagaya aur unhe chup krraya aur kaha )
Mai :- dekho aunty aap mujhe agar apne bete jessa manti ho toh meri ek baat maano gi aap rona band kr do kyuki yeh chehera hasta hua acha lagta hai rota hua nahi aur rahi baat aahana ki who toh mere he hai usse toh mai line per le he aauga dekhna (aur ek aakh mar di )
Deepti :- chal badmash (aur ek thappar ronit ke haath per mar diya )
Mai :- acha toh ab mai chalta hu
Deepti :- kuch chai nasta
Mai :- arre abhi party se aa raha hu ab kya khauga baad mai kabhi
(iske baad ronit waha se nikal kr ghar ke liye nikal gaya jaha per aaj uska ache se shuwagat hone wala tha bata raha hu kyu aabhi gane ke end mai maine bataya tha ki karan ne record kiya tha ek video who video usne megha ko send kr diya jo usne pure ghar walo ko dikha diya hala ki yeh sab ronit ne jaan bhuj kr kiya tha lekin yeh baat baaki kissi ko thodi pata thi toh sab soch rahe the ki rohan drink bhi krta hai )
(jesse he ronit ghar pahucha usne gana gana shuru kr diya aur sath mai drinker wali harkat bhi krna shuru kr diya jesse he who hall mai pahucha waha per sabhi uska intejar kr rahe tha tabhi )
Dad :- aayye ladke idhar aa
(ronit jaanta tha ki essa he kuch hoga tabhi who notanki krte hue )
Mai :- yes dad (aur apna muh chupa ne ki acting krne laga )
Dad :- maine tujhe phele he kaha tha ki tu mera beta nahi hai lekin teri aaj ki iss harkat ne ye prove kr diya ki tu sach mai mera khoon nahi hai
Mai :- lekin yeh baat toh aap phele he bol chukke ho dad
(surender ek thappar marte hue )
Dad :- tu mera khoon ho he nahi sakta tu ek gandi nail ka khida hai aur teri maa
(aaj ronit shayad kuch aur he plan kr ke aaya tha )
Mai :- bus bahut hua aap sab ka yeh bhashan kya baar baar laga rakha hai ki mai aap ka khoon nahi hu kya arre mujhe kya shook tha ki mai aap ka beta
bannu arre mujhe bhi koi shook nahi tha lekin yeh aap ki ek galti ki wajeh se meri maa ne yeh sab jhela tha who nahi aayi thi aapke pass aap gaye the samjhe aur haan aapko yeh lagta hai na ki mai aapka khoon nahi hu toh yeh Lo (itna bol kr usne apna hath kaat kr usne mai khoon nikal kr ek bowl mai daal diya aur apne sir se baal tod kr wahi rakh diya ) issse dubar DNA test krra lena apne aap pata chal jayega samjhe aur ek baat aapko kya lagta hai maine drink ki hai nahi maine koi drink nahi ki thi yeh bus ek natak tha kyuki jab se mai iss ghar mai aaya hu tab se aaj tak har koi chahe who megha ansh ho ya neha di sab mujhe yeh he dikha rahe hai ki mai kon hu aur meri kya aukat hai lekin hu toh mai bhi ek insaan
(itna bol kr ronit waha se apne room mai aa gaya)
NOTE :- toh dosto mai issi update mai pura IS ROHAN ALCOHOLIC wala part khatam kr diya hai ab mera next updat jo ki hai THE BIKE RACE CHALLAGE aur issi ke sath mai THE COLD WAR ko khatam kr duga lekin woh thoda bada updat hoga shayad issi ke jinta toh thoda time laga sakta hai ho sakta hai ki perso tak he de du yah uske agle din tak apko mil jayega update der se dene ke liye sorry