UPDATE 51
(THE MUMBAI TRIP )
(aur jab ronit ke kaano mai yeh baat gayi tabhi usne pani bike ka ka agla break mara lekin bike toh piche tayar per thi phir aachana se bike ko dono tyar pe kiya lekin agle tyar per break laga hone ki wajeh se bike piche le uth kr agle per khadi ho gayi aur ronit ki iss harkat ki wajeh se aahana samne ki tarag girne wali thi tabhi roniy ne usse pakad liya aur apni taraf khicha aur phir bike ko dono tyar per khada kr diya aur uske muh se bus yeh he nikala )
Mai :- fffuuuuucccckkkkkk ssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt
(aur iske baad ronit ne bike ko ek side jhokka di jisse aahana side jamin per ja giri lekin usse koi chhot nahi aayi thi aur uske turant baad ronit ne bike ko agle he pal collage ke bahar ki taraf ghuma diya )
Ab aage
(wahi dusri aur aahana ka bhi yahi haal tha kyuki usse samjh nahi aaraha tha ki achanak ronit urf mahakal ne usse esse kesse chhod diya who bus yahi soch rahi thi aur wahi per wese he leti hui thi jesse ronit usse chod kr gaya tha lekin soch he nahi paa rahi thi usne essa kyu kiya akhir hua kiya bus abhi who inhe sawal ke jawab dhund ne ki koshis kr rahi thi ke uske pass megha aa jati hai )
Megha :- LD kya hua aur teri bike kaha hai aur
(abhi megha aage kuch bolti aahana ne usse hath dikha diya tha jiska mtlab tha ki chup ho ja )
Aahana :- chup ek dum chup mujhe koi baat nahi krni hai
(aahana ke muh se yeh sab sounne ke baad who waha se nikal gayi aur aahana bhi waha se uth kr apne ghar chali gayi aur bhina kissi se kuch bole who apne kamre mai chali gayi who who wahi sab sochne lagi usse iss baat ki khushi thi ki usse uska mahakal mil gaya lekin usse abhi tak uske sawal ka jawab nahi mila tha who bus yahi soche ja rahi thi ki aakri rohan ne essa kyu kiya phir achanak uske dimag mai )
Aahana :- (mind mai ) kya rohan mahakal nahi hai nahi essa ho he nahi sakta kyuki agar essa hota toh who mere muh se kaali soune ke baad fuck nahi bolta baki yeh bolta ki mai koi mahakaal nahi na ki dar ke bhag jata agar essa hai toh who sab kya tha aakhir hua kya
(aur iske baad usne apna phone nikala ar ronit ko call kr diya lekin ek ring hui lekin kissi ne koi phone nahi uthaya lekin aahana ne dubara phone milaya lekin abki baar phone switch off aa raha tha aur ohir who kuch sochne lagi aahana inhe khayalo mai gum thi wahi dusri aur ronit jab ghar pahucha toh usne andar ghuste ke sath jor se bhola ko kaha “bhola ek cup chai” jesse he bola ne yeh souna toh who samjh gaya hai ki koi na koi problem hai lekin ronit abhi essi condition mai nahi tha ki who kuch diyan de aur uski yahi galti ki wajeh se sakshi jo iss samye sofe per beth kr baki sab yahi ruby aur sab se baat kr rahi thi who usse dimag mai ganti baji )
Sakshi :- (mann mai ) yeh inhe aaj kya ho gaya yeh kab se chai pine lage aaj tak toh maine kabhi inhe chai pite hue nahi dekha aakhir hua kya
(thodi der baad bhola jab chai le kr jane laga toh bhola ne ek najar sab per daali jo ki normal way mai thi aur upper chala gaya )
(bhola ronit ke room mai gate band aur inti tracking device activate krne ke baad )
Bhola :- haan bol kya hua
(abhi ronit bed per utla leta hua tha aur aahana ke bare mai he soch raha tha lekin jesse usne bhola ki aawaj souni toh ek najar tracter per dali jo activate tha phir who turant uthkr usne ronit ka gala daba diya aur )
Bhola :- abe saale chhod warna mai mar jauga
Ronit :- abe saale kutte aaj mai sari fasad ki jad ko he nikal kr rakh duga
Bhola:- lekin maine kya kiya
Ronit :- tune nahi yeh teri kaali juban saale us din tu kya bol raha tha ki aahana he kaali hogi toh kya saale aaj teri who baat sahi ho gayi thi
(iske baad ronit ne bhola ki gardan chhod di aur side ho gaya )
Bhola :- (khaste hue ) kya kaha tune aahana he kaali hai
Ronit :- saale behera hai kya
Bhola :- kya tu sach bol raha hai
Ronit :- abe tu kya meri bhabhi lagti hai jo tujhse majak krruga
Bhola :- chalo meri ek tension toh khatam hui
Ronit :- teri tension matlab
Bhola :- matlab kya arre kal he aunty ji mujhe puch rahi thi ki tune koi ladki dekh rahi hai lekin mai kya bolta kyuki kaali ko tu chahata hai lekin bina usse mille kesse bol sakta tha ki haan ronit ne ek ladki ko dekh rakha hai ab aaram se bol duga ki tune ek ladki ko toh dekh rakha hai baki ka mujhe pata nahi
Ronit :- teri toh ruk ek minute (uske baad who ek msg type krta hai ) le beta ho gaya tera kam ab teri kajal se ek mahine tak koi baat nahi kr payega
Bhola :- abe mere baap ab maine kya kiya
Ronit :- tune kuch nahi kiya issi liye tujhe ek mahine tak na krne ki saja de raha hu agar kuch kiya na toh saale ek saal tak aawaj soune ke liye tarsa duga samjha
Bhola :- bhai maaf kr de please
Ronit :- yeh sab band kr saala mai kisse chhod kr gaya tha aur who kya nikli
Bhola :- mtlb
Ronit :- mtlb mai ek sweet innocent se pyari se mashoom se ladki ko chhod kr gaya tha lekin yeh toh bhuki sherni nikli pata hai usne mujhe aaj pure collage ke samne kiss bhi kr diya (phir usse aaj ka kand souna deta hai ) ab bata koi pheli mulakat mai kissi ko kiss kesse kr sakta hai who bhi pure collage ke samne yaar saram naam ki cheej bhi honi chahiye
Bhola :- (haste hue ) saaale tujhe ladki takkar ki mili hai maana padega usse bhi lekin usne tujhe pehechana kesse
Ronit :- mujhe kya pata
Bhola :- wahi toh pata kr
Ronit :- tu yeh bakwas band kr aur yeh bata ki ab iska kya krru
Bhola :- sidhe ja kr bol de ki mai koi mahakaal nahi hu aur baat khatam
Ronit :- hey bhagwaan isse thoda se aur dimag de dete toh aapka kya jata
Bhola :- abe sale kya hua esse kyu bol raha hai
Ronit :- abe maine bataya na last mai mere muh se fuck aur sit nikal gaya tha jiska saaf matlb hai ki maine usse pehechan liya tha aur mai waha se bhi toh bhag gaya tha
Bhola :- ek minute iska mtlb aaj teri phati (aur ek baar phir se jor jor se hasne laga )
Ronit :- tu aaj yeh soch kr aaya hai ki aaj kajal aur tera talak he krwa du
Bhola :- abe mere bhai talak shadi hone ke baad hota hai jo usse phele breakup hota hai
Ronit :- maine toh socha tha ki phele teri shadi krwata uske baad talak lekin ab tu break up he krwa le
(phir who phone dekta hai lekin tabhi aahana ka call aata hai jisse who bhola ko dikha tha hai )
Bhola :- yaar badi lambi umar hai iski
Ronit :- haan who toh hai
Bhola :- phone utha na
Ronit :- pagala gaya hai kiya agar maine call utha liya toh who pata nahi mujhse na jane kon kon se sawal krregi aur abhi mere pass uske kissi sawal ka koi jawab nahi hai samjha
(abhi dono baat kr he rahe the ki call cut jata hai aur jesse he call kata hai wese he ronti phone switch off kr deta hai )
Bhola :- kab tak usse bhagega aaj nahi toh kal who tujhse mil he jayegi wese bhi kal saturdau hai uske baad hai Sunday phir kya krrega bol
Ronit :- mujhe nahi pata lekin mai usse khatre mai nahi dekh sakta jiss raha per mai hu us raha per kadam kadam per meri muth mera intejar kr rahi hai aur mai nahi chahata ki meri wajeh se aahana koi kuch bhi ho
Bhola :- aur agar who jabardasti tere pass aa gayi tab tu kya krrega
Ronit :- mujhe pata nahi mai kya krruga lekin mai usse kissi khatre mai nahi dal sakta bus agar tere pass koi tarika hai toh bata warna chale ga
Bhola :- mujhse toh kuch samjh nahi aa raha hai lekin esse time per sakshi didi kamal ke idea deti hai
Ronit :- abet u chutiya sabke samne hai yaha nahi aur wese bhi who choti hai toh didi kyu laga raha hai
Bhola :- abe who aadat ho gayi hai
Ronit :- acha chal chhod
Bhola :- bol toh mai pochu unse koi idea
(jesse bhola ne yeh bola )
Ronit :- abe tu pagal ho gaya hai kya thodi bhi akal hai tujh mai tu bhol gaya ki uske ek idea ne meri kya lanka lagayi thi (hell toh yaad hai na apko )
Bhola :- lekin who sab toh tune he plan kiya tha
Ronit :- abe agar mai plan nahi krta toh pata nahi neha ki bachi mujhe kya kar wati
Bhola :- dekh abhi mujhe toh kuch samjh mai nahi aa raha hai jaha tak mujhe lagta hai essi condition mai shirf sakshi he teri help krti hai
Ronit :- tu bhag yaha se abhi ke abhi nikal nahi toh mai sach mai tera gala daba duga
Bhola :- bhadkata kya hai wese ek baat aur hai mujhe bhi kaali se milne hai
Ronit :- tu jata hai ki mai kajal ko call krru
Bhola :-abe ja raha hu
(iske baad who waha se nikal jata hai aur ronit bed per let jata hai aur kissi soch mai gum ho jata hai aur thodi der ke baad who waha se office ke liye nikal jata hai abhi ronit ko office ke liye he jane dete hai tab tak hum chalte hai aur dekhte hai ki in 4-5 dino mai raghuveer ne kya kiya kya usse paheli ka pata chala ya nahi )
(ronit ke jariye jab raghuveer ne who paheli souni tab uska dimag shirf ussi paheli per ghumne laga tha usse samjh he nahi aaya ki aakhir yeh ko hai )
Raghu :- aakhir yeh dono paheli ka kya mtlb hai “ek maa ke do lal ek krta hai bahut sawal toh dusra krta hai logo ka haal behehal jab layega tu inhe mere samne tab hoga tera jina saakar tab mai krruga tera udhar”aur “3 kamino ki ek kahani jo thi saalo purani ek bana tha jhoota mohora dusre ne jhoote sabut ko chhoda aur tisre ne un sabut ko dhunda aur ek ablaa ko kahi ka nahi chhoda”
Raghu:- in dono paheli ke hisab se yeh tin logo ke bare mai baat kr raha hai lekin kon hai yeh tine log ek maa ke do laal ab mai esse kissi bhi dost ko nahi janta jo pheli paheli ke hisab se ho aur dusri agar mann bhi lu ki meri wajeh se koi ladki ki ijjat kharab hui hai toh mujhe kya pata kon hai who kyuki na jane aaj tak kitni ladki ko kher chhod
(issi tarah ki uljan mai who ghum tha lekin usse kuch samjh mai nahi aaraha tha jiska karan tha ki thodi der mai batata hu )
(jesse he ronit office mai enter hua aur who apne cabin ki taraf janne laga tabhi achanak se uski takkar samne se aate hue raghuveer se hui )
Mai :- dekh kr nahi chal sakta kya MC
Raghu :- apni jaban samhal kr baat kr
Mai :- ohh sorry lekin kya galat kaha maine tujhe ohh haan yaad aaya tu toh dhoke baaj hai na
Raghu :- apne kam se kam rakh samjha nahi toh mai aaj he surender sir se teri compilent kr duga samjha
(ronit ka dimag phele se he garam tha upper se raghuveer k reaction ne usse aur jada gussa dila diya jiske baad who bina kuch bole waha se nikal kr sidhe apne cabin mai aa gaya aur usne ek mms send kiya jo ki permesh ke pass gaya tha )
(raghuveer permesh ke room mai )
Raghu :- iss saale ko jald he iski aukat dikhni hogi yeh saala bahut uscha uth raha hai
Permesh :- kya hua dad
Raghu:- aaj (aur phir abhi ka sari kahani bata di)
Permesh :- haan dad krna toh padega he nahi toh yeh saala hummare sir per beth kr muthega
Raghu :- koi nahi abhi isse koi na koi dose deta hu
(abhi yeh log baat he kr rahe the ki tabhi ek sath dono ke phone mai notification bell bajti hai raghuveer ke pass msg aaya tha aur permesh ke pass what’s app video tabhi dono ne check kiya )
Permesh :- pata nahi logo ko kya shock hai iss tarah ki faltu video send krne ka
(wahi jab Raghuveer msg phata hai msg “hello mr. raghuveer aaj maine tujhe ek chota sa trailer diya abhi tere bete ke pass ek video msg aaya hoga who teri rass lila ka hai lekin chinta mat kr usmai abhi teri sakal nahi dikh rahi hai lekin next time jarur dikhegi aur haan kal teri tujhe de gayi dead line bhi khatam hui ho rahi hai toh kal tak mujhe meri paheli ka jita jagta jawab nahi milla toh dekh tera mai kya hasar krta hua” iss msg ko padhne ke baad raghuveer ke chehere per chinta ki lakir aa gayi thi lekin usne koi reaction nahi kiya nahi toh shayad permesh ko us per shaq ho sakta tha aur who bina kuch bole waha se chala gaya )
Permesh :- (mann mai ) arre ihne kya hogaya khair chhodo mujhe kya jab kam hoga toh who khud aa jayege
(wahi ronit msg krne ke baad thodi der ke liye apne mind ko divert krne ke liye office ka kam krne laga wahi jab usse woh kam nahi hua toh usne socha ab kya kiya jaye phir who waha se nikal kr urvi ke cabin mai chala gaya jaha per who bhi kuch file mai busy thi )
Mai :- may I come in madam
Urvi :- (smile ke sath ) haan haan bilkul
Mai :- aur kya chal raha hai
Urvi :- office mai office time mai file ke sath kya kabadi khelugi
Mai :- arre yaar maine toh esse he casually puch liya kyu badak rahi ho
Urvi :- mai kaha badak rahi hu mai toh bus bata rahi thi
Mai :-acha mujhe laga ki tum bhadak rahi ho
Urvi :- nahi mai nahi bhadak rahi hu
Mai :- lekin mujhe toh lag raha hai ki tum mujhe par gussa ho aur bhadak rahi ho
Urvi :- arre mai kyu tum per gussa hogi kon sa tum mere dost ho kon sa tumne mere sath dinner party mai jane ka promise kiya tha aur tum bhul gaye jo mai tumse naraj ho bolo
(jesse he ronit ne uski yeh baat souni tabhi usko yaad aaya ki urvi ke birthday per who usse birthday party ke liye le jane wali thi lekin usne yeh bol ki abhi who thoda buzy hai aur uske baad yeh baat uske dimag mai se nikal gayi thi )
Mai :- yaar sorry lekin mujhe toh yeh baat yaad he nahi rahi sorry ab tum bolo kab chalna hai hum tabhi chalege
Urvi :- mujhe kahi nahi jana
Mai :- arre ab tumhe kya hua
Urvi :- mujhe kuch nahi hua hai achually kal aur perso mai busy hu who kya hai na neha madam ne ke sath mujhe kal Mumbai ke liye nikalna hai
Mai :- Mumbai ke kiye lekin kyu
Urvi :- achually kuch machine humane import krrayi thi jo ki samundar ke raste waha aa chukki hai aur lekin kuch technical problem ki wajeh se humme waha jana hai
(jesse he ronit ne yeh baat souni toh usse yaad aaya ki London se jo usne chheje import krrayi thi who bhi abhi tak wahi per warehouse mai hai issi liye who )
Mai :- agar hum apna yeh dinner Mumbai mai krre toh kessa hoga
Urvi :- toh kya tum mere piche piche Mumbai bhi aa jauge
(yeh bolne ke baad who sochne lagi ki yeh maine kya bol diya )
Mai :- arre nahi achually mai bhi Mumbai se hu aur soch raha hu ki kyu na waha ja kr apne dost se bhi mil lu jiski abhi kuch din pehele taibiyat kharab ho gayi thi
Urvi :- acha yeh baat hai
Mai :- haan yahi baat hai
Urvi :- lekin uske liye tumhe neha madam se baat krni hogi kyuki who kabhi bhi business ka kam ke sath koi bhi faltu ke kam nahi krti hai
Mai :- arre agar essa hai toh mera naam bhi rohan hai dekho ab mai kesse tumhari neha madam ko manata hu
Urvi :- ho he nahi sakta
Ma :-aur agar maine yeh kr diya toh
Urvi :- kr diya toh tum mujhe Mumbai gummana
Mai :- kya baat hai chit bhi meri patt meri
Urvi :- haste hue aur nahi toh kya pata hai aaj tak 5 -6 baar neha madam ke sath Mumbai ja chukka hu lekin aaj tak shit kam se kam he na khud kahi jati hai na he mujhe kahi jane deti hai
(urvi ki baat soune ke baad mujhe hasi aa gayi thi aur maine haste hue kaha )
Mai :- yeh bhi sahi hai
Urvi :- kya sahi hai
Mai :-arre wahi jo tum bol rahi ho lekin kab nikal rahe ho tum dono
Urvi :- aaj shaam ki flite hai hum dono ki
Mai :-acha yeh baat hai toh tum meri bhi tiket kr do book
Urvi :- pehele permission toh le lo
Mai :-arre mujhe permission ki jarurat nahi maine jitna bola hai who krro mai bhi tumhare sath ja raha hu mtlb ja raha hu aur yeh final hai
(itna bolene ke baad who waha se nikal kr sidhe neha ke cabin mai aa jata hai )
Mai :- good evening neha ji
(neha ne jesse he ronit ko dekha toh uske chehere per ek choti se smile aa gayi kyuki jo sampal usne bheje the uski report abhi thodi der mai aane wali thi )
Neha :- good evening tum yah kesse
Mai :- kyu kya mai bina matlab ke nahi aa sakta yaha per
Neha :- nahi essi koi baat bus achanak tum yaha aa gaye toh maine esse he puch liya
Mai :- wese urvi bata rahi thi ki aap aaj shaam ko Mumbai ke liye nikal rahi ho
Neha :- haan coustom ka kuch problem hai uske liye jana pad raha hai
Mai :- agar buran a maano toh mai bhi sath chalu
Neha :- chal sakte ho lekin ye kam mai akeli he kr lugi
Mai :- (haste hue ) are nahi mai toh iss liye bol raha tha kyuki kaafi din ho gaye hai waha jo mera ghar yani makan tha uski bhi thodi saaf safai kr luga aur abhi kuch din pehele mera ek friend hai uski tabiyat kharab thi usse bhi mil luga
Neha :- acha thik hai chal sakte hai mai abhi urvi se bol kr ticket book krne ki bol deti hu
Mai :- uski koi jarurat nahi hai maine usse phele he bol diya hai
Neha :- acha thik hai humme raat ko 8 baje ki filte se nikalna hai toh tum apni packing krlo hum 7 baje he ghar se nikal jayege
Mai :- thik hai
(iske baad who waha se nikal kr jesse jane ke liye uthta hai wese he shyam laal hath mai kuch liye ander aata hai jisse dekh kr ronit ke chehere per ek smile aa jati hai kyuki usse pata tha ki uske hath mai kya tha aur who waha se apne cabin mai aa jata hai wahi neha jesse he who cheej leti hai toh uske chehere per bhi smile aa jati hai lekin jo ki thodi he der ki meheman thi )
Shyamlaal :- madam yeh rahi report tino lab ki
(ji haan neha ne yeh report ek jagaha se nahi tin alag alag jagaha se mang wayi thi )
Neha :- thik hai an aap jayiye
(aur iske baad who waha se chali jata hai aur uske baad jesse he neha report dekhti hai wese he uske tote udd jate hai kyuki tine report positive thi yani ronit ya rohan neha aur baki sab ki najar mai who verma ka he khoon tha jiske baad neha ka mud off ho jata hai yaha aap soch rahe hoge ki yeh kesse ho sakta hai toh maine aapko yaad dila du ki neha ke piche aur office , ghar har jagah ronit ne apne aadmiyo ko chhoda hua hai who who yeh kam badi aasani se krra sakta hai )
(uske baad ronit ghar ke liye chala jata hai aur ghar pahuch kr packing krne lagta hai abhi who packing he kr raha tha ki sakshi piche se aa kr usse dhappa krti hai lekin who nahi darta kyuki usne uske aane ki aahat pehele he soun li thi lekin jesse he who ronit ko packing krte dekhti hai who usse puchne lagti hai )
Sakshi : aap kahi ja rahe ho
Mai :- (smile ke sath ) haan office ke kam se mujhe aur neha di ko Mumbai jana hai
(Mumbai ka naam sounte ke sath he uske chehere per ek smile aa jati hai)
Sakshi :- wow (phir ek dum mashum sa chehera banakr ) kya mai bhi chalu please
(jesse he ronit ne yeh souna tabhi )
Mai :- arre ek toh tu todhi todhi der mai bimar pad jati hai upper se agar aane jane mai problem ho gayi toh aur jada pareshani ho jayegi toh kahi nahi jana
Sakshi :- (bacho ki tarah jidd krte hue ) nahi kuch nahi ho pakka (aur apni gardan ko pakad te hue ) mai promise krti hu god promise
Mai :- dekh yeh sab nahi ho sakta matlb nahi samjhi
Sakshi :- (ab who bacho ki tarah harkat krne lagi ) please mujhe bhi jana hai please mujhe bhi le chalo na
Mai :- pagal hai kya waha per hum ghumne thodi ja rahe hai kam se jaa rahe hai
Sakshi :- toh aap log kam krna mai aapko bilkul distrube nahi krrugi pakka
Mai :-arre samjhti kyu nahi hai mai nahi le ja sakta hu
(iske baad sakshi chup ho jati hai lekin achanak se )
Sakshi :- acha thik hai lekin mujhe aapko aakhri punishment bhi deni thi toh aap ki aakhri punishment yeh hai ki aap mujhe Mumbai gumane le kr jauge
Mai :- (mann mai ) hey bhagwan ab mai isska kya krru yeh aaj manne ke liye razi he nahi ho rahi hai ab kya krru
Mai :- dekh samjha kr mai khud neha di ke sath ja raha hu aur mujhe nahi lagta ki who tujhe iski permission degi
Sakshi :- mujhe kuch nahi sounna mujhe jana hai toh jana hai
Mai :- arre tujhe mai baad mai ghumane le jauga lekin abhi nahi
(meri baat se who naraj ho jati hai uski uski aakh se thode aasu bhi aa jate hai )
Sakshi :- mujhe kissi se ab koi baat he nahi krni hai sab apne apne akele akele ghumne ke liye chale jate hai aur mujhe iss jail mai band kr dete hai waha neha di kabhi kahi ghumti hai aur who ansh who bhi apne dosto ke sath kabhi na kabhi hummesha ghumne ke koi plan krta he reheta hai aur megha di bhi apne dosto ke sath hummesha gumne ke liye jati hai aur jhoot mut bol deti hai ki collage ki educational trip hai aur aap bhi abhi kuch din phele he aayr the aur ab phir jane lage sab gande ho mujhe ab baat he nahi krni hai
(sakshi ki baat se mujhe dukh toh hua lekin usse bahar le jana uske liye he problem tha issi liye mai maine uska mind divert krne ke liye bola )
Mai :- ek minute tu kya iss ghar ki jagga jasus hai jo sabki khabar rakhti hai
Sakshi :- mujhe koi baat he nahi krni mai ja rahi hu
(iske baad who waha se nikal jati hai aur ronit bhi apni packing krne lagjata hai aur sham ko who neha ke sath airport ke liye nikal jata hai lekin jate waqt usse sakshi kahi nahi dikhti hai )
NOTE :- dost now i am back toh the story yeh hai THE MUMBAI TRIP jo ki 3 update mai complete ho jayegi jiske sath mai continoue rakhuga raghuver ka torture bhi aur next update perso aayega sham tak tab tak ke kiye bye bye