UPDATE 58
(THE TRIP OF HIMALIYA PART 1)
Mai :- aage kya kal jar aha hu himaliya
Mom :-lekin sakshi ko kon samjhyega pata hai na Mumbai ke time per who kitna gussa o gayi thi ab
Mai :- meri baat ho gayi hai
Mom :- thik hai cha lab rakti hu bye
(iske baad mom kab phone cut ho gaya aur maine dekha ki urvi ki bhi car aa gayi thi phir mai aur urvi waha se café ke liye nikal gaye )
Ab aage
(inhe coffee café pahuch ne do tab tak mai aapko batata hu ki ronit ke jane ke baad jab aahana waha se jane lagi toh who thoda pareshan thi issi liye who waha se nikal kr collage ke bahar aa gayi jaha ek pan ki dukaan thi waha per usne jate he ek pall mall ka packet liya aurcollage ki taraf aa kr cigarettes pine lagi abhi who cigarette he pi rahi thi tabhi waha per kuch aur ladkiya aa kr baat krne lagi aur aahana ka diyan udhar chala gaya )
Ladki 1:- yaar aaj usne mera laya hua gajar ka halwa kahaya tha
Ladki 2 :- sahi hai beta tu sahi ja rahi hai
Ladki 1 :- aur nahi toh kya wese bhi maine purani kahawat hai mardo ke dil ka rasta unke pet se jata hai
Ladki 2 :- toh kya usne sahi mai kha liya
Ladki 1 :- arre khaliya kya usne apne kissi dost ko hath tak lagane nahi diya
(aahana ne jab yeh soun toh usne soch yeh bhi dekha jaye kyu ki who kissi bhi halat mai rohna urf ronit ko pana chahati thi issi liye usne socha ki aaj kissi bhi halat mai who gajar ka halwa bana kr kal he le kr aayegi lekin yaha per problem yeh thi ki usne aaj tak kitchin mai pair shir khan eke liye rakha tha agar aasan sabdo mai dekha jaye toh usse yeh tak nahi pata tha ki jeera aur souf mai kya anter hota hai issi liye who waha per se apni cigarrete piti hui apnie car se waha se nikal kr sidhe ghar chali gayi aur sochne lagi ki kesse gajar ka halwa banaye issi liye usne sabse phele youtube khola aur recipe dekhne lagi aur pen copy le kr note krne lagi jab usne sab kuch note kr liya toh usne soch pehele ja kr sara saman le aayu lekin madam ko yeh andaja tak nahi toh ki usse saman kitne logo ka chahiye kyu ki jo video usne dekhi toh who video karib 20 logo ke hisab se thi issi liye aahana bina kissi ko bataye chali gayi aur kaafi mushkillo ke baad who saman le kr bhi aa gayi aur ja kr kitchin mai rakh di aur samaan rakhe ke baad toh apna sir khujane lagi kyuki who saman toh le aayi lekin ab uski halat kharab ho gayi thi issi liye usne pani liya aur soffe per beth gayi aur pani pine lagi )
Aahana :- (mann mai )nahi mai nahi har sakti aaj gajar ka halwa toh banega he chahe kesse bhi bane
(uske baad who waha beth kr phir se video dekhne lagi lekin aaj aahana aur kitchin phir yeh saman yeh sab nokaro ko bhi hajam nahi ho raha tha issi liye unhone yeh baat ja kr dipti ko bata di jiska result yeh hua ki dipti ek baar phirse chock gayi aur agar sahi se kahi toh jab se rohan ki enter prohit niwas mai hui thi tab se dipti ko aahana jhatke continues de he rahi thi aaj ek aur sahi )
(abhi aahana video he dekh rahi thi ki depti piche se aa gayi aur usse bhoo kr diya kyuki abhi aahana ka diyan pura ka pura video per he tha lekin jab dipti ne bhoo kiya tab aahana ke hath se mobile chute chute bacha )
Aahana :- maa kya kr rahi ho aapne mujhe dar diya aur aapki wajeh se abhi mobile gir jata
Dipti :- lekin who toh mai dekh he rahi hu lekin mujhe yeh bata ki tu itne diyan se kya dekh rahi hai
Aahana :- kuch nahi bus esse he
(yaha aahana dipti ko batana nahi chahati thi kyu agar who bata deti toh dipti ka aagla question yahi hone wala tha ki esse aachanak kesse usse halwa banana ki sujhi who bhi gajar ka issi liye usne baat ki talna sahi samjha lekin nokar ne dipti ko bata diya tha ki aahana kya sab le kr aayi hai jisse dipti ko andaja toh ho he gaya tha ki aahana jarur gajar ka halwa banana wali hai )
Dipti :- bata de shayad mai teri koi help kr du
Aahana :- nahi esse he bus youtube per gane dekh rahi thi aur yeh video aa gaya toh dekhne lagi thi
Dipti :- kon sa video
Aahana :- esse he gajar ka halwa banana ki video thi bus kuch nahi
Dipti :- acha yeh thi lekin yeh youtube per jo video hoti hai na usmai aur real mai gajar ka halwa kaffi alag hota hai banana issi liye mujhe toh yeh youtube bekar he lagta hai
Aahana :-kyu maa essa kyu
Dipti :- yaad hai aaj se kuch mahine phele maine esse he youtube per dekh kr ek nayi dish banana ki koshis kit hi tab who kya bana tha mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya tha
(phir aahana bhi who incident yaad krne lagi tabhi usse yaad aaya )
Aahana :- (haste hue ) haan yaad aaya na usse humne kyat ha nahi janwaro ne
Dipti :- hasle beta hasle tera bhi din aayega
(jesse he dipti ne yeh baat boli toh aahana k yaad aaya ki who bhi abhi youtube se dekh kr video halwa banana ki soch rahi thi )
Dipti :- acha mai jar rahi hu who kya hai toh aaram kr lu wese tune khana kha liya na nahi kaya toh kha liyo kitchin mai rakha hua hai
(abhi dipti a-pni baat bol kr jane ke liye mudi he thi ki aahana ne usse tok diya )
Aahana :- (ek sans mai ) maa mujhe gajar ka halwa banana hai aaj aur abhi
Dipti :- (mann mai ) ab aayi na line per faltu mai itna dirama krna pada mujhe
Dipti :- lekin achanak tujhe gajar ke halwe ki kya padi
(ab aahana janti thi ki essa he kuch hoga issi liye usne phele se he apna jawab taiyar kr rakha tha )
Aahana :- who maa aaj meri ek saheli gajar ka halwa layi thi aur ussi se baato baato maine usse sharat laga li aur ab mujhe usse kal gajar ka halwa khilana hai aur dikhana bhi hai
Dipti :- (mann mai) wah beta apni maa se he jhoot shayad tu bhul rahi hai ki maine tujhe 9 mahine apni khok mai rakha hai aur tujhe paal kr bada kiya hai aur mujhe ko goli de rahi hai sahi hai
Dipti :- hmm wese essi shart aksar meri bhi lagti thi (aur ek smile de di )cha lab yaha bethe bethe toh halwa bane ga he nahi na chal kitchin mai
(aur dono kitchin mai aa gayi jaha per dipti ne aahana ka laya hua saman dekha )
Dipti :- yeh kya hai
Aahana :- (full confidence ke sath ) gajar ke halwe ke liye jo saman chahiye hota hia who
Dipti :- kitno ko khilna hai
Aahana :- 3-4 log bus
Dipti :- aur yeh jo saman hai na who kam se kam 20 logo ka hai aur yeh kya hai
Aahana :- (is bar bhi full confidence ke sat)h yeh yeh khoya hai halwe mai dalne ke liye
Dipti :- rupa rupa (nokarani )
Rupa :- yeh isse na dustbin mai daal kr aa
Aaahana :- lekin kyu
Dipti :- acha phele yeh bata ki yeh gajar tu sabji banana ke liye layi hai kya
Aahana :- (abki baar uska confedence thoda kam tha ) nahi halwe ke liye
Dipti :- itni patali bekar hai (aur usse bhi utha kr side mai rakh diya ) purender (nokar )
Purender :- ji malkin
Dipti :- ek kami krro abhi market se 5 letter dodh le kr aau aur haan 5 kilo moti wali gajar jo halwe ke liye hoti hai who wahi aur dudh pele bhijwa dena
Purender :- ji malkin
(purender ke jane ke bad )
Dipti :- yeh jo aap khoya layi thi na aahana ji who na kissi kam ka nahi tha kyuki who milawat wala tha aur ghar ke halwe ke liye ghar mai khoya nikala jata hai samjh
(aahana ne ne haan mai gardan hila di )
Dipti :- gajar ka toh samjh aa he gaya hoga
(again aahana ne haan mai sir hila diya )
Dipti :- chal jab tak samana aata hai tab tak hum dry fruit kat lete hai
(ab yaar ihne banana dete hai gajar ka halwa aur hum chalte hai urvi aur rohan ke pass jesse he dono café pahuche aur ek table per beth kr apna order dene ke baad jesse he rohan kin ajar urvi per gayi toh usse thoda ajeeb laga kyuki urvi sharma rahi thi )
Rohan :- kya hua urvi esse kesse bethi hui ho
Urvi :- kuch nahi bus esse he
Rohan :- kya pheli bar esse café mai aayi ho (aur hasne laga )
Urvi :- very funny essa kuch nahi hai bus kissi ladke ke sath pehele kabhi nahi aayi hu
(jesse he ronit ne yeh soun tabhi usse who baat yaad aa gayi thi jab ronit ne urvi se unknown ban kr baat ki thi aur jab urvi ne kaha tha ki uska boyfriend hai )
Mai :- kya apne boyfriend ke sath bhi nhi aayi kabhi
Urvi :- boyfriend nahi mera koi boyfriend nahi hai kya tumhe mai essi wessi ladki lagti hu
Mai :- arre nahi maine essa kuch nahi kaha hai mai toh bus yeh bol raha tha ki shayad ho koi
(ab ronit urvi se majak kr raha th lekin urvi ko lag raha tha ki who usse tatol raha hai )
Urvi :- nahi mera koi boyfriend nahi hai
Mai :- acha toh mai kon hu dekho diyan se mujhe dekho kya mai tumhe ladka najar nahi aata ya phir hum dost nahi hai
Urvi :- arre mera who mtlb nahi tha mera mtlb tha
Mai :- mai sajh gaya ki tum abhi bhi mujhe apna dost nahi samjhti bus mere bolne per yeh sab kr rahi hu
( ab urvi ko lagne lag ki shayad rohan ki uski baat bhuri lag gayi hai issi liye who thoda sa udas ho gayi jisse ronit ne bhi dekh liya )
Urvi :- sorry mai
Mai :- arre mai majak kr raha tha tab se kyu faltu mai sorry bol rahi ho tum
Urvi :- (jhoota gussa krte hue ) tum sach mai bahut gande ho
Mai :- acha chhodo yeh sab meri baat diyan se souno kal na mai 10 din ke liye himaliya jar aha hu
Urvi :- kyu sadhu banne ka irada hai
Mai :- haan lekin agar tum sath chalo toh pakka (aur hasne laga ) ab meri baat diyan se souno
Urvi :- (haste hue ) hmm bolo
Mai :- who kya hai na mere collage se kal tour per ja rahe hai toh mai bhi unke sath he ja raha hu
Urvi :- acha toh ab isse mujhe kyu bata rahe ho (darsal urvi ko yeh baat achi nahi lagi thi kyuki who nahi chahati thi ki rohan collage ki ladkiyo ke sath kahi jaye agar uska bas chalta toh who toh who usse collage he nhi jane deti lekin samjh jo )
Mai :- arre yaar batana jaruri hai issi liye dekho naina abhi nayi hai usse kam ki jada knowledge nahi hai issi liye tum in dino uski help kr dena jesse last time ki thi
Urvi :- ohh toh help krne ke liye ek cup coffee ki riswat di ja rahi hai
Mai :-arre yaar koi riswat nahi hai bus request hai please
Urvi :- mtlab ki free fokat mai kam nikalwana chahate ho mujhse
Mai :- (mann mai ) ajeeb ladki hai yeh na ulti na sidhi
Mai :- bolo kya chahiye
Urvi :- ek dinner
Mai :- bus itna he ho jayega
(urvi ko laga ki usse aur kuch bhi mang lena chahiye )
Urvi :-aur sath mai ek movie bhi
Mai :-kamal ho yaar tum bhi yeh sab toh ladkiya apne boyfriend ke sath krti hai aur isse date kehete hai
Urvi :- ab tum kuch bhi samjho agar shart manjur hai toh bolo
Mai :- thik hia
(iske baad hum coffee pine lage aur baato baato mai ek bar phir se permesh ka jikar aa gaya )
Mai :-yaar aaj jo permesh ke sath hua kya who sahi tha
Urvi :- sahi bikul sahi lekin mujhe toh yeh samjh nahi aa raha tha ki isse wapas kisne aane diya acha khasa neha madam ne nikalwa diya tha phir se wapas issi branch mai kyu le aayi iss ku
Mai :- urvi kya hai yeh tum aur gaali
Urvi :- (mere esse bolne per urvi thoda sa sharma gayi aur )woo bus jaldi jaldi mai nikal gaya
Mai :-arre koi baat nahi wese bhi iss duniya mai sharif logo ko log beech kr kha jate hai issi liye thoda teej hona padta hai
Urvi :- hmm
(iske baad dono ne kuch baat ki aur ronit aur urvi dono chale gaye office ki aur waha per rohan ne naina ko bhi apne jane ke bare mai bata diya lekin aaj ki hui harkat ki wajeh se usse rohan ke samne khade hone mai sharam aa rahi thi kyuki aaj uske bhai ne jo kiya tha who koi normal baat nahi thi issi liye who abhi ronit se najare nahi mila pa rahi thi issi wajeh se who ronit ki har baat ka reply haan ya na mai de rahi thi wahi ronit bhi iss baat ko ache se samjh raha tha aur usne bhi naina ko abhi aakela he chodna sahi samjha aur iss tarah who office se ghar ke liye aa gaya jaha per woo kal jane ki taiyari krne laga aur apna saman pack krne laga )
(ab inhe saman pack krne dete hai aur hum chale aahana ke pass shayad halwa ban he gaya hoga karib 3 gante ki mehenat ke baad aakhir aahana aur dipti ne mil kr halwa bana liya tha lekin dipti ne jo saman magaya tha who thoda jada tha issi liye usne usmai se thoda bacha liya )
Dipti :- chal yeh toh ban gaya lekin pata hai halwa garm aur taja he acha lagta hai
(yeh baat dipti ne aahana ko cheak krne ke liye kahi thi )
Aahana :- mtlb
Dipti :- mtlb ki tere papa ko toh ek dum fresh halwa he pasand hai who kabhi bhi kal ka halwa nahi kahate pata hai mai jab unke liye bana kr le jati thi toh shubha jaldi uth kr banana padta tha mujhe
(ab dipti ne aahana ke samne ishwar ka naam le liya tha jisse usse gussa aa gaya )
Aahana :- please maa mere samne apne pati ka naam mat liya krro aur woo mere dad nahi hai
Dipti :- chal bakwas band kr aur yek try kr
(iske baad dipti aur aahana ne halwa try kiya jo ki sach mai kafi acha bhi tha aur aahana issi liye khush thi ki usne aaj pheli baar apne hath se kuch banaya tha aur who bhi rohan ke liye iske baad who waha se apne room mai chali gayi itni mehenat jo kit hi usne aaj uske baad waha ja kr aaram krne lagi shaam ko jab ishwar aur kunal aaye toh dipti ne unhe aaj aahana wali baat batai aur jab ishwar ne souna ki aaj aahana ne halwa banaya hai toh who aur kunal dono usse test krne ki jidd krne lage )
Dipti :- arre aap dono toh jante ho ki who apse kitni nafrat krti hai
Ishwar :- arre ab nafrat ka halwe se kya lena dena hai tum do toh sahi usse kon sa pata chelega
Kunal :- haan maa usse kuch bhi pata nahi chale ga
Dipti :- aur agar pata chal gaya tab who kya krregi yeh aapne socha hai
Kunal :- arre maa kuch nahi hota aap le kr aao
Ishwar :- haan dipti jao please
Dipti :- thik hai
(iske baad dipti dono ko halwa deti hai aur dono test krne lagte hai )
Kunal :- dad wese halwe se lag nahi raha na ki aahana ne yeh pheli baar banaya hai essa lag raha hai ki uss yeh phele se he banana aata hoga
(ishwar jo halwa kahane mai busy tha )
Ishwar :- hmmm bikul
(lekin tabhi aahana bhi waha per aa gayi aur jesse he charo ki najar apas mai takrai toh kunal aur ishwar ke muh khulle ke kkhule rehe gaye the wahi dipti bhi soch rahi thi ki ab yeh kya krne wali hai )
Aahana :- maa yeh aapne kya kiya aapne yeh inhe kyu diya
Dipti :- who beta mujhe laga ki khan eke baad desert mai kuch dena tha toh maine yeh he de diya
Aahana :- toh kuch bhi de deti yeh kyu ab aapne isse inhe de kr iss mere kissi kam ka nahi choda (aur aahana gusse mai uth kr kitchin mai chali gayi aur waha se pure halwe wala bowl le kr aayi aur pure ka pura halwa ishwar aur kunal ki plate mai dal diya aur )
Aahana :- jada he shok hai na halwa khane lo khalo kyu jo cheej tum toh ne chuli who na toh mere kam ki rahi na he mere dosto ke kam ki
(aur aahana waha se nikal kr chali gayi apne room mai ja kr who gusse mai kuch sochne lagi wahi jab ishwar aur kunal ne aahana ki baat souni toh un dono ke aakh se aasu nikal gaya kyuki jis nafrat ka bheej unhone bachapan mai aahana ke ander dala tha aaj who ek phed ban chukka hai aur ab usmai phal bhi aane lage the jisse ishwar aur na he kunal kuch kr sakte the)
(ab na toh kunal ka halwa kane ka mann tha na he ishwar ka issi liye usne dipti ko usse pack kr ne ko bol kr waha se apne room mai chala gaya aur kunal bhi )
(wahi jab ronit ne apni packing aur dinner complete kr li toh usne soch ki aaj neha ko usne beach mai rok diya tha jo jisse who pakka aaj gussa krne wali thi issi liye usne socha ki kyu na ek baar usse bhi mil liya jaye issi liye who waha se neha ke room mai chala gaya jaha neha ek book pad rahi thi )
(ronit door knok krte hue )
Mai :- kya mai ander aa sakta hu
(jesse he neha ne ronit ki aawaj souni toh usse aur gussa aa gaya tha jiska karan tha ki aaj tak kissi ne bhi usse bich mai nahi roka tha aur rohan ne usse puri company ke samne bich mai tok kr rok diya tha )
Neha :- tum yaha kya krne aaye ho
Mai :- mai toh aapse sorry bolne aaya tha who aaj maine aapko sabke samne tok diya issi liye
Neha :- tumhari himmata kesse hui mujhe tokne ki kya yahi tamiz hai tumme apne bado ki baat kate ho
(actually neha yeh line aksar ansh ko bolti thi jab bhi who neha ke samne kissi ki bhi baat katne ki koshis krta tha )
Mai :- (mann mai ) ab bol toh esse rahi hai ki jane kitni badi ho mujhse aur tamiz apke muh se kamal
Mai :- nahi who maine bus issi liye aapko chup rekhne ke liye kaha ki mujhe phele se he pata tha ki who sab ke bara mai
Neha :- kya iska matlb ki tumhe sab pata tha aur phir bhi tum chup rahe
Mai :- (mann mai ) meri maa meri baat toh soun
Mai :- nahi mujhe shak hua (iske baad usne bataya ki kesse who ladki usse mili aur kesse CCTV se usne permesh ki harkat dekhi aur usne baad ek jhoti kahani )phir maine permesh ko sabak sikhane ke liye sabke uski harkat raghuveer ji ke samne lane ke liye unhe phone kr kr urvi ke cabin mai bulaya kyuki mujhe pata tha ki abhi bhi permesh essi he koi harkat kr raha hai aur phir aapko toh sab pata he hai
(meri baat sunne ke baad neha ka gussa sant hoga aur )
Neha :- ohh essa kya
Mai :- hmm kya hai na insaan ko sabak sikhane ka mera andas kuch alag hai issi liye maine essa kiya jisse uska tamasha ban jaye aaj se jab bhi who essi koi harkat krrega usse hummesha essa he kuch sabak millega
Neha :- yeh tumne sahi kiya wese tum shirf issi liye toh aaye nahi hoge koi kam hai kya
Mai :- actually kal se mai collage tour per ja raha hu 10 din ke liye toh office ka kam sahal lena
Neha :- ok koi baat nahi have fun
Mai :_ (haste hue ) bilkul
(iss ke sath ronit waha se nikal kr bahar aa gaya aur apne room ki taraf jane laga lekin phir usne socha ki ek baar sakshi se bhi mil liya issi liye who waha se sakshi ke room mai chala gaya jaha per sakshi kaan mai earphone laga kr kuch soun rahi thi aur has bhi rahi thi )
Mai :- oye kya kr rahi hai
(lekin sakshi ne koi response nahi diya kyuki usne kuch souna he nahi tha phir ronit ne usse hillaya aur uske kaan se earphone nikala jisse uska diyan ronit per gaya )
Sakshi :- (ghabrakar ) aap yaha kyu
Mai :- arre milne aaya tha tujhe lekin tu hai ki gaane sounne mai lagi hui hai
Sakshi :- gaane haan haan gaane lekin kya hua
Mai :- kya pagal wagal ho gayi hai
Sakshi :- kyu kya hua
Mai :- arre mai kal ghumne ja raha hua na 10 din ke liye toh socha ki tujhe se mil kr he jau
(mai sakshi se baat kr raha tha lekin sakshi ka diyan meri baato per nahi apni lead jisse who kaan mai laga kr ghum rahi thi us per tha )
Sakshi :- kal morning mai bhi toh mil sakte the na tab kr lete baat
Mai :- kya hua esse kyu behave kr rahi hai jesse mai koi ajnabi hu
Sakshi :- ajnabi haan yaad aaya ki aapne mere se kaha tha ki roj time nikal kr baat krroge lekin ab toh shirf GYM mai he baat krte ho aur who toh baat bhi nahi hoti shirf GYM instraction hoti hai
Mai :- yaar sorry na kya hai aaj kal kaafi busy hota hu jiske chalte mai kissi se baat bhi nahi kr pata hu
Sakshi :- haan toh mai kon sa bol rahi hu ki mujhse baat krro mai toh bus itna he bol rahi hu ki jo baat krni hai who kal morning mai kr lena
Mai :- arre meri cutie pie samjha kr na office collage ke baad time he nahi milta hai
Sakshi :- aur office mai party krne ka time mil jata hai
Mai :- ek minute tujhe kissne bol ki mai office mai party krta hu
Sakshi :- neha di ne bataya tha ki aapne sabko urvi aur naina ko party di thi pizza ki
Mai :- arre who maine apne liye magaya tha mujhe bhok lagi thi iss liye but akela kaha hua acha nahi lagta issi liye un dono ki imvite kr liya tha lekin kissi ne nahi khaya
Sakshi :- mujhe ki safai nahi sounni hai bus mujhe bhi pizza kahana hai
Mai :- thik hai
Sakshi :- lao abhi
Mai :- dekhe do option deta hu ek yeh kit u pizza abhi yahi kha le aur dusra yeh ki mai ghum kr aa jata hu uske baad hum dono rashimi bhabhi ke sath chalege pizza khane bol kon sa option choose krre gi
(ab sakshi ko toh bus ghar se bahar jane ka bahana he chahiye hota hai aur rohan janta tha ki usse agar direct mana krrega toh who abhi gussa ho jayegi jo who kr nahi sakta tha lekin usne sakshi ko in direct way mai mana kr diya )
Sakshi :- thik hai mai baad mai jaugi lekin aapke aate ke sath he dusre din thik hai
Mai :- pakka done god promise
Sakshi :- thik hai ab jaao mujhe nind aa rahi hai
(aur uski najar baar baar ear phone ki taraf ja rahi thi jo ki rohan ne bhi dekh liye aur smile ke sath )
Mai :- thik hai ja raha hu jada der gane mat sounyo chal bye
Sakshi :- bye
(agar yaha per koi apne dimag chala raha hai toh phele he bol du ki sakshi ka koi chakkar chal raha hai toh bhaiya essa kuch nahi hai khud he soch lo jo ladki ghar se kabhi akeli bahar tak na nikli ho who kya kissi se chakkar chalaye gi toh story mai apna dimag na chalaye )
(iske baad sab sone chale gaye next day rohan shubha uth kr jaldi se taiyar ho kr jane laga toh sakshi uske room mai aayi thi aur uski aakho mai aasu the phir usne ronit ko hug kia aur phir ronit ne usse chup krra kr waha se bheja aur who bhi waha nikal kr sidha collage ke liye nikal gaya jaha per bakki sab the aur baate kr rahe the kyu aaj tak collage ke itihas mai pheli baar hua tha ki koi trip ke liye collage walo ne plan ki ticket book krrayi thi jiska shirf ek reason tha ki ronit ko train se safar krna bilkul pasand nahi tha issi wajeh se usne pure collage ko plan se le jane ka faisala kr liya aur pure collage ki ticket book krra di )
(ab inka safar shuru krne se phele thoda piche chalte hai kal ishwar ki wajeh se aahana ne sara halwa toh pheke he diya samjho ya yeh bolu ki jane bhuj kr kiya tha jiski wajeh se aahana aaj shuba jaldi uth gayi karib 3 baje aur usne dubara halwa taiyar kr diya aur usse pack kr liya jab aahana halw pack kr rahi thi tabhi dipti ki bhi aakha khul gayi aur who bhi kitchin mai aa gayi jab usne aahana ko dekh toh )
Dipti :- kya kr rahi hai beta
Aahana :- kuch nahi kal ka halwa toh kharab ho gaya tha issi liye maine dubara bana diya (aur wahi dipti ko dikhane lagi )
Dipti :- wow khusboo toh acha aa rahi hai jara test krra
Aahana :- wese mujhe gussa toh aap per bahut aa rahi hai lekin abhi mai chup hu lekin agli baar se apne agar galti se bhi apne pati aur bete ko meri koi bhi cheej di na toh mai aap se baat nahi krrugi
Dipti :- acha baba sorry aage se nahi krrugi chal ab toh test krra
Aahana :- yeh lo
(iske baad aahana waha se taiyar ho kr collage ke liye nikal gayi jesse he who collage aayi toh usse bhi pata chala ki pura collage plan se ja raha hai toh usse samjhte der nahi lagi ki yeh kam shirf rohan urf ronit he kr sakta hai )
Aahana :- (mann mai ) saala chutiya itna kharcha krne ki kya jarurat thi in garibo ko first AC ki ticket bhi de dete toh yeh khush ho jate wese hai kaha yeh
(abhi who ronit ko dhund he rahi thi tabhi sabko bus mai beth ne ko bola gaya toh sab bus mai beth gaya lekin aahana ne who he bus chunni jismai ronit tha )
(abhi sab airport ki liye ja he rahe the ki achanak aahana ronit ki seat per aa gayi aur hath mai daba liye )
Aahana :- good morning baby dekho mai aapke liye apne hath se gajar ka halwa bana kr layi hu
(ronit ne jab aahana ko dekh toh aur uski baat souni toh uska mann kiya ki who abhi ke abhi uske hath se daba le le aur kha le lekin bechare ko apni sakt londe wali acting bhi toh krni thi )
Mai :- ek minute kya kha apne hanth tumne kabhi kitchin ki sakl bhi dekhi hai yah bus esse he bakwas kr wa lo
Aahana :- sach me mai he bana kr layi hu
Mai :- acha essi baat hai lao do
(jesse he rohan ne yeh kaha tabhi aahana ne diba usse de diya
Mai:- samrat chal try kr dekh kessa hai
(aahana ko laga tha ki who ronit khayega lekin you known uske baad samrat ne khana shuru kr diya )
Samrat :- yaar acha lag raha hai tu try krrega kya
Mai :- (aahana ko dekhte hue ) ek kam kr tu yeh ja kr bhumika ko de
(uske baad samrat bhumika ke pass chala gaya aur rohan aahana ko )
Mai :- kya hua bura laga lekin mujhe na tumhari layi hui koi cheej nahi khani hai yaad toh hoga na ki tumne mujhe ek baar sex medicin wala khana diya tha
Aahana :- (aakho mai halke aasu ke sath ) lekin uske liye toh maine maafi mang li thi
Mai :- lekin uski saja toh milni thi na ab jao aur yeh aasu baha kr mat dikho
(rohan ke bolne ke baad aahana ne apni apni aakh pochi aur waha se chali gayi jesse he who waha pahuchi toih ronit ne samrat ko dekha toh maje se halwa kaha raha tha usne bhag kr uske who daba liya aur apni seat per aa gaya aur jesse he usne daba dekha toh usmai muskil se ek bite halwa tha )
Mai :- saale bhukkad tujhe maine khane ke liye kaha toh tu saala pure he chat kr gaya a kuch toh sochta who mere liye itna pyar se le kr aayi thi aur tu saala chutiya
(aur bacha hua aakhri bite kane laga jesse he usne muh mai who dala tabhi aahana waha wapas aa gayi )
aahana :- mera daba wapas krro
mai :- chee kitna kharab hai kyu jabardasti mere muh mai yeh daal diya pure muh ka test kharab kr diya
(aur ronit ne who aakhri bite bhi thuk diya lekin iss baar aahana ke chehere per koi reaction nahi tha who daba le kr wapas chali gayi thi aur rohan ab pachta raha tha ki kyu yeh faltu ki harkat ki usne )
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