Update 75
(FIRST TIME AAHANA GO HIS SASURAL)
(mujhe toh iska title essa lag raha hai ki jesse bhujpuri film ka title ho nirahuaa chala sasural ya phir lucca chala sasural )
iske baad samrat aur bhumika ne undono ko uss jagah per chhod diya aur thodi der mai waha per aag jala di aur uske baad monster bina samrat aur bhumika ko liye waha se chala gaya uske jane ke 10 minute ke baad ronit waha pahucha aur usne dono ko pick kiya aur unhe unke ghar chod ke apne ghar ko jane ke liye jesse he muda tabhi samrat ne usse roka )
Samrat :- ronit
Mai :- abhi nahi samrat abhi mai koi jawab nahi de sakta hum baad mai baat krrege ok
(iske baad who waha se sidhe ghar ki taraf chala gaya aur ja kr apne room mai so gaya kyuki abhi shubha ke 4 baaj rahe the )
ab aage
((jaha itne din se ronit apni uljhano mai uljha hua tha wahi dusri taraf sakshi shirf khane aur sone mai lagi hui thi issi liye dono ki aapas mai jada koi baat nahi ho pa rahi thi lekin kal shaam jab sakshi so kr uthi toh usse na jane kya sujha use aahana ko phone mila diya jo ki perso rohan se daant khane ke baad ek dum sant thi aur shad rohan yani roni ke samne aane se bhi dar rahi thi )
Sakshi :- hello aahana bhabhi ji kesse ho
Aahana :- (dhemi aawaj mai ) hello sakshi mai achi hu tumkessi ho
Sakshi :- yeh kya itni dhemi aawaj mai aur itni ijjat kyu
Aahana :- kuch nahi esse he
Sakshi :- kuch toh hua hai
Aahana :- kuch nahi esse he (ab bechari kya bolti ki maine drink ki hai aur rohan ne mujhe daanta hai issi liye who chup thi )
Sakshi :- kya bhaiya se ladai hui hai
Aahana :- nahi bus esse he mood off hai
Sakshi :- lekin kyu
Aahana :- who kya hai na kaafi din se mai kahi bahar ghumne nahi gayi hu issi liye
Sakshi :- arre ab aapko bhi kahi jane ke liye kissi ki permission chahiye hoti hai kya
Aahana :- arre mai lekin ab aakle kaha jau issi liye
Sakshi :- acha essi baat hai
Aahana :- hmm
Sakshi :- wese abhi kya kr rahi ho
Aahana :- kuch nahi
Sakshi :- acha ek baat puchu
Aahana :- haan pocho
Sakshi :- yeh rohan bhaiya aaj kal kaha rehete hai
Aahana :- usne bataya toh hoga na ki collage ka project hai
Sakshi :- haan lekin kis dost ke sath kr rahe hai
Aahana :- hai koi samrat aur bhumika
Sakshi :- aur aap apko koi project nahi mila kya
Aahana :- nahi mujhe bhi mila hai lekin mera krne ka koi mood nahi hai issi liye mai nahi kr rahi hu
Sakshi :- acha (tabhi aachanak se ) wese aagar aap bahar ghumna chahati ho toh mere pass ek achi jagaha hai agar aap chaho toh
Aahana :- kon se jagah
Sakshi :- *****************
Aahana :- lekin kesse aur waha toh
Sakshi :- simple hai aur koi kuch nahi puche ga bus mere nakshe kadam per chalna
Aahana :- lekin phir bhi agar koi problem ho gayi toh
Sakshi :- sakshi se har problem dar kr bhagjati hai don’t worry mai sab dekh lugi
Aahana :- lekin
Sakshi :- arre lekin wekin kuch nahi bus mera ek kam krna hoga aapko
Aahana :- kya kam
Sakshi :- who yeh *********************
Aahana :- kya yeh bhi krna padega
Sakshi :- haan bilkul krna padega agar aap chahati ho ki bhai aap ko apna le toh yeh mendatory hai
Aahana:- lekin koi panga ho gaya toh
Sakshi :- arre kuch nahi hoga kyu ki abhi aap sakshi the great ki chhatrchaya mai ho jab tak sakshi aap ke sath hai tab tak aap ko kuch bhi nahi ho sakta aur jo hoga who toh hummare pyare bhai shab ke sath hoga
(aur sakshi jor jor se hasne lagti hai aur sakshi ki hansi dekh kr aahan ko bhi hansi aa jati hai )
Aahana :- lekin mai kya pehenu kal ke liye
Sakshi :- aap ka colour bhi fair hai toh kyu na aap kal koi black colour ka suit peheno
Aahana :- suit
Sakshi :- haan suit kyun koi problem hai
Aahana :- nahi bilkul nahi
(ab aahana bahut kam suit pehenti thi issi liye usne yeh reaction diya tha aur uske pass koi bhi black colour suit nahi tha
Sakshi :- woo kya hai na bhabhi ji aap apne sasural aa rahi ho who bhi pheli baar toh aap jeans mai toh aa nahi sakti issi liye maine suit kaha hai aur koshis krna ki simple and sweet se lago who kehete hai na ki first impression is last impression but aap ka first impression final he ho
Aahana :- haan haan mai samjh gayi ab mai phone rakhti hu
(aahana ne sakshi ka call issi liye jaldi rakh diya kyu ab usse kal ke liye shoping krni thi isse liye who waha se nikal gayi )
(wahi next day meri aakh jab khuli toh subha ke 11 baj rahe the aur koi mujhe jor jor se hilla raha tha )
Mai ;- kon hai sone do na
Sakshi :- bhaiya jaldi utho dekho subha ke 11 baj gaye hai
Mai :- toh kya hua wese bhi mujhe kahi nahi jana hai toh sone de na
Sakshi :- last time bol rahi hu nahi toh mai pani dal dugi aap per
Mai :- nahi ruk mai uth raha hu
(mai jab aakh khol kr dekha toh sakshi samne khadi ho kr muskura rahi thi )
Mai :- kya hua esse saitano wali hasi kyu has rahi hai
Sakshi :- acha ab hansi bhi saitano wali hoti hai
Mai :- aur nahi toh kya jab koi insaan koi khurafat soch kr hasta hai tab uski hansi saitano wali hoti hai
Sakshi :- nahi ji mai essa kuch nahi soch rahi hu
Mai :- chal hatt mujhe fresh hone jane de
Sakshi :- haan toh jao na maine kon sa haath pakad rakha hai
(iske baad mai fresh hone chala gaya wahi sakshi mujhe yeh bol kr chali gayi ke “niche woo bhola bhaiya ko coffee banane ko bol rahi hai aap niche he aa jana” uske baad mai fresh hokr niche chala gaya jaha per jaha per sakshi sofe per beth kr kissi se phone per baat kr rahi thi aur bar bar gate ki taraf dekh rahi thi lekin jesse he usne mujhe dekha toh usne turant phone cut kr diya )
Sakshi :- acha mai baad mai baat krti hu
Mai :- tu subha subha kisse baat krne lag gayi
Sakshi :- subha aapke liye hogi mere liye toh dupahar hone wali hai
Mai :- hmm sab office chale gaye kya
Sakshi :- aaj Sunday hai bhai shab toh sab ghar per hai
Mai :- (ghabara kar ) abe toh tu itni aaram se mujhe se baat kyu kr rahi hai
Sakshi :- ek mai kyu darru yeh mera he ghar hai aur koi mujhe kyu dante ga balki mujhe se baat krne ke liye aapko dant jarur pad sakti hai
Mai :- hmm baat toh teri bhi sahi hai
Sakshi :- wese darne ki koi jarurat nahi hai kyu ki papa aur bade papa aaj subha he kahi chale gaye hai aur unke sath vishal bhaiya bhi ghar mai shirf neha di hai megha aur ansh he hai
Mai :- aur mumma aur chachi
Sakshi :- budhu ke budhu he rahoge tum who kahi jati hai kya who ghar per he reheti hai toh unke bare mai kya batana
Mai :- acha
(tabhi piche se neha di aa gayi )
Neha :- kya baat ho rahi hai gudiya
Sakshi :- kuch nahi bus esse he didi
Neha :- aur tumhara project complete hua kya nahi
Mai :- haan kal raat ko final he kr ke aaya hu
Neha :- good toh kab se office aa rahe ho
Mai :- kal se
Neha :- acha hai
(tabhi piche se chachi )
Chachi :- mujhe toh ek baat samjh nahi aati hai ki yeh raat ko kon sa project kiya jata hai woo kam din mai bhi toh kr sakte hai
Sakshi :- haan mummy mai bhi yahi bol rahi thi ho na ho daal mai kuch kala hai
neha :- gudiya kya matlab hai tera
Sakshi :- mera mtlab hai kahi bhaiya apni koi girlfriend se toh milne nahi jate hai
Chachi :- sakshi galt baat esse nahi bolte
Mai :- haan chachi yeh jhoot bol rahi hai
Neha :- wese bhi agar sakshi sahi bhi bol rahi hoti toh humme kya pata chalne wala tha
(neha ki iss baat per sab hasne lage )
Mai :- nahi essi koi baat nahi hai
(tabhi maine door ki bell baji )
Mom :- abhi kon aaya hoga
Chachi :- mai dekhti hu
(chachi door khole chali gayi aur uske thodi der baad bhola mere liye coffee le kr aa gaya aur maine coffee lete hue sakshi ki taraf dekha toh who apne earphone ko khan mai laga kr hans rahi rahi thi abhi maine coffee ko pane muh kr pass le gaya aur jesse he maine uska phela ship liya tabhi mere kaano mai ek aawaj gayi “aaji sounte ho”)
(chalo chachi ke jane ke baad ki kya hua who dete hai )
(jesse he chachi ne gate khola tabhi aahana ne jhuk kr unke pair chuliye aur “payelagu sasu maa”
chachi :- arre tum kon ho aur mere pair kyu pakad rahi ho
Aahana :- mai aap ki hone wali bahu hu saasu maa ohh sorry choti saasu maa
Chachi :- lekin hummari mujhe toh essa kuch pata he nahi hai aur tum kis ki baat kr rahi ho
Aahana :- ab mai apne hone waale ka pati ka naam kesse le sakti hu
chachi :- arre pati vrata naari phele information do apni sari uske baad banna bahu hummari
(aahana ek second ke liye toh chup ho gaya lekin aaj shayad who kuch soch kr he aayi thi tabhi )
Aahana :-ohh sasu pyari agar janna he chahati ho aap information hummari toh apne bete se mulakat karrao hummari
(iss baar chokne ki bari sabki thi tabhi chachi ke muh se shirf yeh nikala )
chachi :- kya baat hai bhi maja aa gaya ab lag rahi hai tu meri bahu
(kyu ki bharti aaj ache mood mai thi aur jab bhi uske masti krne ka mann hota tha tab who esse he baat krti thi aur aaj toh muka bhi tha aur dastur bhi )
aahana :- ohh meri saasu pyari bikul jamgi hummari lekin phel bahu ko ander toh bhulao tumhari
chachi :- bulati hu bulati hu tum ko ghar mai pyari phele jaan toh le hum tumhe baari baari
aahana :- agar yahi pariksha hai hummari toh hum krrege har demand puri tumhari
chachi :- thod chhodo duniya dari ek kadam aage badao lekin usse phele apna naam batao pyari
aahana :- (kadam aage lene ke baad )aaj aapse ek rista jodti hu usse phele mai apna naam bolti hu aahana prohit
chachi :- ab mai sochti hu ki sab sach bol du tere liye ghar mai aane ke raste khol du lekin usse phele tere saajan ki thodi jankari jaan lu
aahana :- acha dimag lagaya aapne acha dimag lagaya meri jaan ko janne ka mujhe ghar mai bhula kr uski phehechan janne ka
chachi :- dekh yeh jiwan ka dastur hai jo paa liye toh sab kuch mitha hai nahi toh khatte angur hai
aahana :- lagta hai karni padegi aapki tamanna puri warna rehe rayegi hummari har aas aduri aur rehe jayegi unse humari icha adhuri
chachi :- issi liye keheti hu kr du hummari har aarsu puri nahi toh tum yahi rehogi koi aur banaye hummare ghar mai halwa puri
aahana :- thik hai thik hai maan li maine aapki yeh baat neha di se chote aur megha se bade hai iss ghar se nahi phir bhi apni maa ke ek lote hai
(iske baad chachi ke muh se shirf ek sabd nikala )
Chachi :- rohan
Aahana :- ji
Chachi :- waha waha kya baat hai aba aye ga maja chal lekin phele yeh kar le
(aur chachi ne aahana ki chunni ko uske sir per daal di aur unhone kaha ki ander jate ke sath he rohan ko bol na “aaji sounte ho”)
(chachi door khole chali gayi aur uske thodi der baad bhola mere liye coffee le kr aa gaya aur maine coffee lete hue sakshi ki taraf dekha toh who apne earphone ko khan mai laga kr hans rahi rahi thi abhi maine coffee ko pane muh kr pass le gaya aur jesse he maine uska phela ship liya tabhi mere kaano mai ek aawaj gayi “aaji sounte ho”)
(aur jesse he maine yeh souna toh mere muh ki coffee bahar aa gayi wahi sab ki najar door ki taraf gayi aur phir meri taraf kyu ki yeh aawaj aahana ki thi aur meri najar sakshi ki taraf aur who mujhe dekh kr smile de rahi thi aur jesse maine usse dekha toh who kahi aur dekh rahi thi aur uska ek haath kan ki taraf tha aur usne apne earphone nikal diye )
(abhi mai yahi sab dekh raha tha tabhi chachi )
Chachi :- yeh kya hai rohan kon hai yeh ladki jo apne aap ko hummari bahu aur tumhari biwi bata rahi hai
Mai :- chachi yeh yeh
(tabhi sakshi bich mai )
Sakshi :- yeh yeh kya laga rakha hai bolo kon hai ye mujhe toh lag raha hai yeh night mai collage project ka natija
Mai :- (mann mai ) yeh kabhi nahi sudharegi
Mai :- nahi yeh mere collage ki friend hai
Chachi :- collage ki friend aapne aap ko hummari bahu kyu bolegi
Mai :- chachi yeh sab iss sakshi ki bachi ka kiya dhara hai yeh(sakshi ) aur yeh (aahana ) dono mil kr mere sath prank kr rahe hai
Sakshi :- (ek dum bholi se surat bana kr ) dekh na di yeh bhaiya mujh per kesse dhosh laga rahe hai ek toh khud galti krte hai aur mujhe phasa rahe hai
(neha jo abhi tak sab kuch soun rahi thi who bol padi )
Neha :- rohan yeh galt baat hai agar tum isse pyar krte ho toh darne ki kya jarurat hai aur sakshi who kesse kr sakti hai pheli baat woo abhi bachi hai aur dusri baat itne dino se uski tabiyat bhi thik nahi hai toh khud he socho ki kesse
Mai :- (mann mai ) ab kesse yakin dilau inhe ki jisse yeh sab masoom samjh rahe hai who chalti phirti khurafat ki dukan hai jo har second koi nayi khurafat soch kr rakhti hai
( Wahi mumma )
Mom :- rohan kya hai yeh sab aur beti tumhara naam kya hai aur kon ho
Aahana :- mera naam aahana hai
Neha :- tum wahi aahana ho jisne kuch din phele mujhe call ki thi
Aahana :- haan mai wahi aahana hu kyu babu sahi kaha na aap kuch bol kyu nahi rahe ho
Mai :- (mann mai ) beta teri jindagi mai sakshi aur yeh aahana sani ban kr bethe hue hai tera kuch nahi ho sakta
Mai :- yeh kya babu kya hai mai koi babu nahi hu samjhi
Aahana :- arre babu aap darro nahi mummy ji aur choti mummy ji kuch nahi krregi
Mai :- aahana yeh sab natak band krro samjhi
Aahana :- babu tum aaj yeh beheki beheki baate kyu kr raheho who tumhari kasame who wade aur jo tum kehete the ki mere liye tum puri duniya se lad sakte ho who kya tha
Chachi :- waha mere majanu kya baat hai aaj toh tumhari sari pol khul rahi hai aur jo humme nahi pata
Aahana :- haan yeh mujhe se milne ke liye raat ko chup kr ghar mai bhi aate hai itna pyar krte hai mujhe
Mai :- (mann )mai aaj yeh dono mil kr mujhe se kis janam ka badal le rahe hai
Neha :- ab mujhe samjh aa gaya mom yeh ladki sahi bol rahi hai in dono ka phele se he chakkar aur inki phele se baate ho rahi hai
Mom :- toh yaha per yeh sab kya ho raha hai
(ab mai bolu toh kya bolu koi mujhe ek sabd bolne ka bhi moka nahi de raha tha tabhi sakshi )
Sakshi :- (gale ko saaf krte hue ) ahhmm aahhhmmm moke ki najakat ko samjhe hue aur gawaho ki dalilo ko soune se yahi lag raha hai ki yeh ladki jo apne aap ko aahana prohit ek kya aap ishwar uncle ki beti ho
Mom :- haan beti kya tum ishwar bhaishab ki beti ho
Aahana :- ji
Chachi :- acha ab mera diyan gaya yeh us time party mai bhi tum hare sath kaafi dance kr raha tha aur baar baar tumhe he pakad raha tha kahi yeh sab tabhi toh shuru nahi ho gaya
Mai :- (mann mai ) gayi behs pani mai
Mai :- who toh bus ess he tha mai koi intension nahi thi aahana mai bol raha hu ki sab sach bol do aur yeh natak ban krro
Chachi :- haan who line mujhe abhi tak yaad hai teri mummy ko bhi bol diya ki tujhe love story mai lead wala rol diya haan yahi thi na
Mai :- (mann mai ) bhagwan lagta hai jindagi mai jitney bhi badam khaye the sabka asar abhi ho raha hai kya in sab per
Neha :- haan humne bhi us time dekha tha
(sakshi aag mai ghee dalte hue )
Sakshi :- ohh toh planning kaafi lambi thi aap ki kya baat hai
Mai :- sakshi please
Aahana :- aapko pata hai yeh mujhe pyar se butterfly bhi bulate hai (aur sarmane ki gandi se acting krne lagi )
Mai :-(mann mai gusse mai ) agar kuch aur bhi baaki hai toh who bhi bolde
Sakshi :- haan yaad aaya us din issi gaane per toh dance kiya tha na aap dono ne
(abe mai shirf sakshi ko he ghur raha tha lekin us per mere ghurne ka koi asar nahi ho raha tha phir mai ne sakshi ko ek msg kiya )
Mai :- sakshi abhi ke abhi isse khatam kr nahi toh mujhe bura koi nahi hoga
(uske baad sakshi ka reply )
Sakshi :- acha itne mai he dar gaye aur itne dino se jo roj raat bhar ghar se bahar rehete ho uska kiya aur mai toh nahi karne wali band kyu ki mujhe toh maja aa raha hai
Mai :- dekh sakshi please iss yahi khatam kr de mai teri har baat mannuga abhi isse khatam kr de please
(yeh bol kr ronit ne apne aap ko ek bhar phir phasa liya tha )
Sakshi :- ( khushi se ) pakka promise
Mai :- pakka promise
Sakshi :- thik hai abhi band krti hu
(wahi jab hum aapas mai baat kr rahe the toh sabhi ke sabhi aahana ko gher ke beht gaye the aur usse hummare bare mai baat kr rahe the toh who bhi kya krti who bhi koi na koi kahani shunane lagi hui thi )
(tabhi sakshi )
Sakshi :- okay okay listen to me abh tak jo kuch ho raha tha who sab ek natak tha actually aahana ji bhaiya ke collage mai uske sath padti hai aur who usne padai mai help lene ke liye aayi thi bus itna he hai
(yeh sounne ke baad main eek lambhi chaine ki sans chod di )
Mai :- thanks god sounna aap sabhi ne
Chachi :- lekin tujhe kesse pata chala
Neha :- haan gudiya
Sakshi :- who mai aahana ji ko phele se janti hu us din jab mai rashmi bhabhi aur bhaiya gaye the tab mai in se mili thi aur tabhi maine iska no. le liya aur kal mujhe inka phone aaya tha tab inhe hone mujhe kaha tha ki inhe project mai problem aa rahi hai toh maine kaha ki bhaiya ka toh complete hone wala hai shayad who aap ki madad kr de issi liye liye who yaha aayi thi
Chachi :- (aahana se ) aur tumne jo kuch kiya who kya tha
Aahana :- who who sab toh ek prank tha ek baar rohan ne mere ghar per meri mummy ke samne yeh sab kiya tha toh maine socha ki kyu na mai bhi thoda time pass kr leti
Mom :- kyu rohan koi essa bhi krta hai kya kissi ke sath
Mai :- sorry who bus majak tha aur kuch nahi
Neha :- acha esssa tha chalo koi baat nahi
Chachi :- thik hai tum dono beth kr project krro mai tumhare liye kuch lati hu
Neha :- haan mai bhi kuch kame kr ke aati hu
Mom :- mai bhi teri help krne aati hu
Sakshi :- mujhe bhi rest krna chahiye mai bhi chalti hu
(sakshi ka itna bolte ke sath maine aahana ko gusse se ghura jiska matlab aahana ache se samjh gayi thi tabhi mere phone per ek msg aaya )
Sakshi :- yeh sab meri planning thi toh aahana bhabhi ko kuch bolne ka sochna bhi mat
Mai :- aahana kya tha who sab
Aahana :- kya sab
Mai :- boli banne ki koshis mat krro jo abhi thodi der phele harkat ki thi woo
Aahana :- woo woo toh ek trailer tha bus agar tumne mujhse nahi apnaya toh kissi din fursat mai puri film dikha dugi
Mai :- damki de rahi ho
Aahana :- nahi mai toh inform kr rahi hu lekin tum isse dhamki he samjhna
Mai :- shayad tum hummari last mulakat bhul gayi
(wahi daru pine ke baad wali )
Aahana :- acha who us time toh mai jaan bhuj kr chup ho gayi thi kyuki tum meri he galti thi lekin aaj meri koi galti nahi hai issi liye mai abhi koi chup nahi hone wali hu
Mai :- aahana listen too me
Aahana :- now you listen too me ab mujhe jab iss ghar mai rehena hai toh kyu na tum mujhe ghar he ghuma do
Mai :- tum abhi ghar ja rahi ho
Aahana :- nahi main aaj pure din tumhare sath rehene aayi hu rehe kar he jaugi samjhe
Mai :- essa kuch nahi hone wala hai
Aahana :- nahi toh mai sabko bachpan se le kr abhi tak ki sari baat bata dugi
(jesse he aahana ne yeh baat boli ronit ko laga ki kahi who essa kuch kr na de )
Mai :- dekho aahana to be serious abhi tum koi bhi baat kissi ko mat batana kyuki tum abhi mere bare mai kuch bhi nahi pata
(tabhi piche se chachi )
Chachi :- kisse kiya nahi pata hai
(tabhi ronit ka diyan bharti per gaya jo ki drinks aur snaks le kr aa rahi thi )
Mai :- woo chachi kya hai mai isse bol raha tha ki tumhe iss topic ke baar mai kuch nahi pata hai
Aahana :- jhoot kyu bol rahe ho
(jesse he aahana ne yeh kaha toh maine aakhe dikha di tabhi chachi )
Chachi :- kya jhoot bola issne
Mai :- kuch nahi chachi esse he yeh
Aahana :- arre mai chachi ji mai batati hu who kya hai na mai sab ke room gusse krne ki koshis kr rahi thi toh yeh bol raha tha ki tumhe kuch nahi pata hai
(aahana ki baat sounne ke baad maine thandi sans li tabhi piche se mom aa gayi aur unhone kaha )
Mom :- rohan tum aahana ko apna ghar dikha do wese bhi aahana peheli baar hummare ghar aayi hai
Mai :- (aahana ko ghurte hu) ji thik hai
Chachi :- aahana tum nasta krro agar kuch chahiye ho toh bata dena
Mom :- haan aahana aaram se khao aur isse apna he ghar samjho
Aahana :- (smile ke sath mujhe dekh kr ) ji bilkul ab toh isse mujhe apna he ghar samjhna padega
(iske baad mom and chachi chali gayi wahi mai aahana ko ghur ne laga)
NOTE :- dosto yeh raha ap sab ka update i hope aap sab ko pasand aayega aur abhi yeh khatam nahi hua tha iska second part mai perso duga aur haan ek aur cheeg abhi karib 10 - 15 update ke baad mai verma's past shuru krne wala hu jismai aap ko kaafi naye character se milna hoga toh use liye abhi se kamar kas lo nahi toh phir bolo ge ki ek sath itna character la diye ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha chalo bye milte hai perso ek naye update ke sath