Update 17
☆ Chapter : Wo wahi thi ☆
Ab Tak...............
Yug : kesi salah yamini
yamini : Meri salah yahi hai babu ki yadi kabhi galti se bhi agr yakshini us kaid se aajaad ho bhi jaaye to aap kbhi bhi ye nadi purnima or amawsaya ki raat paar mat krna warna wo sabse phle aap hi ko apna shikaar banayegi
yamini ki baat sunkar yug ka gala sukh gya tha Yug yamini se apni nazare milate huye kahta hai...........
Yug : kiya....? Tum aesa kiyu bol rahi ho yamini....?
Ab Aage.................
Kachuwa kayar aur Abhi hakke bakeRah gaye thye tino Ki Aankhe fati ki fati Rah Gayi Thi unhe abhi bhi apni Aankho per yakin Nahi ho raha tha Darwaje ki dahlij per Yug behosh Pada hua tha Uske shirt ki buttone Khuli hui thi jis Karan uska Sina saaf-saaf dikh raha tha Uske sine per kharoch ke Kuch Nishan thye Un kharocho ko dekh kar aisa lag raha tha jaise Kisi Ladki ne apne nakhuno se kharucha Ho Yug ka pura Sharir Barsaat Ke Pani Se bhinga hua tha Bahar Baarish aur Tej Ho Gai thi Badal Aise Garaj rahe thye Jise sunkar Kisi Ke Bhi Dil Dhadak Jaaye
abhi Hakalaate Huye Kahta Hai.....
Abhi : Yaar yah Yug Ko Kya Ho Gaya yah behosh kaise ho gaya....?
kayar aur Kachuwa To usko is halat mai Dekhkar itne pratit ho gaye thye ki Kuch Bol hi nahi Pa rahe the Unki Awaaz unke Gale Mai hi fans kar rah Gayi Thi abhi niche Jhukta Hai Aur yug ko hilate Huye Kahta Hai
Abhi : Yug o Yug uth yaar yah Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe
Kachuwa darte Huye Kahta hai.......
Kachuwa : Yaar yah.....yah Yug Kahi uper waale ko to Pyara Nahi Ho Gaya
kayar kachuwe per gussa karte huye Kahta Hai.......
Kayar : Kbhi To Achcha Soch Liya Kar kachuwe Jab Dekho manusiyat waali baate karte rahata hai
Abhi Yug ka Hath pakdata hai aur uski nafj check karne lag jata hai kayar abhi ke kandho per Hath rakhte Huye Kahta Hai
Kayar : Kya Hua chal rahi hai na nafj...?
abhi gehri Sans lete Huye Kahta Hai......
Abhi : Ha chal rahi hai uperwaale ka Sukar hai ek kam karo jaldi se Uthao aur andar le chalo
abhi yug ke dono pair pakdata hai aur Kachuwa kayar yug ke Hath pakad lete hai aur use uthane lag Jaate Hai abhi kayar aur Kachuwa Ne Yug ko uthakar abhi Ek,do kadam hi badhe thye ki tabhi Kachuwa Jaha per tha wahi per ruk Jata Hai kayar or abhi dono kachuwa par chidhte Huye Kahte Hai.......
Kayar,abhi : Kya Hua Tu ruk Kiyu Gaya andar Chalna
Kachuwa ghabrate Huye apni Aankho Se bahar ki trf ishara karte huye Kahta Hai........
Kachuwa : Yaar wah dekh Samne
Jab abhi Aur Kayar Samne Ki Aur apni nazre Karte Hai To dekhte hai ki waha per Kayi Sare juganu thye Jo jagmag jagmaga rahe thye un Jugnuo ke aas-pass ka saara ilaaka apni pili Roshani se alag hi Roshani kar di thi jis Karan pata hi Nahi chal raha tha ki bahar Raat
kayar apna Munh Paka Hua Kahta Hai............
Kayar : yah itne sare juganu kaha se aa gaye....?
juganu ko Dekhte huye abhi hairaani ke sath Kahta Hai.........
Abhi : Pata Nahi yaar aur wah bhi Baarish Main Maine Aaj Tak itne saare juganu ko Kabhi Nahi Dekha Tha
Kachuwa : Maine Bhi yaar pahle, Nadi per Mare Huye Kauwa ka Milana aur ab yah itne saare juganu Kuch thik Nahi lag raha hai aisa lag raha hai Jaise yah Sab kisi chij ke Sanket Ho Koi Buri Khatarnak ghatna ghatne se pahle ke
abhi Kachuwa or kayar per Chidte huye Kahta Hai Kaise dost ho Tum dono Yaha per Yug behosh hai aur tum dono ko juganu ki padi hai
Kayar apni Galti per sharminda Hote Huye Kahta Hai Sorry Yaar wah juganu Ko Dekhkar bhul gaye thye ham dono Yug ko abhi andar Le Chalte Hain
Itna kahkar kayar abhi or kachuwa milkar yug ko kothi ke ander le jate hai or sofe ke uper sula dete hai
Kayar yug ke gaal thapthate huye kahata hai........
Kayar : yug o yug uth yaar bhai......Kachuwae paani de jara ho sakta hai paani dalne se hosh mai aajaye
Kachuwa yug ke sarir ko uper se lekar niche tak ache se dekhte huye khata hai.........
Kachuwa : yaar ye pura paani se bhinga hua hai or tu kah raha hai paani laakar de mujhe nahi lagta paani daalne se kuch hone waala hai
Kayar : yaar tu de to maine dekha hai filmo mai jab bhi koi behosh hota hai to uske uper paani daalne se wo hosh mai aajata hai
Kachuwa : yaar wo reel life hai, reel life or real life mai fark hota hai
Kayar chidte huye kahta hai.......
Kayar : ohhhh yrrr tu de to muh mat chala jayada, filmo mai or kisse kahaniyo mai jo chize dikhai jaatai hai wo kabhi-kabhi sach bhi hoti hai bhul mat kahaniyo or filmo ko hamari asli zindagi mai se hi liya zata hai
Kayar ki baate sunkar Kachuwa samjh gaya tha ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye kayar yug ke chehre par paani daalkar hi rahega isiliye naa chahte huye bhi paani ki bottl uthane lag jaata hai sofe ke pass hi kuch sarab ki or paani ki kaanch ki bottle khuli kuyi thi jisse kuch der phle wah tino milkar peg banane waale thye Kachuwa bina niche dekhe hi unmai se ek bottle utha leta hai or wo puri bottl yug ke chahre par ulet deta hai
Jab bottl mai kaa paani yug ke chahre par girta hai to Kachuwa dekhta hai ki wo paani nahi balki sarab thi jo usne yug ke chahre par Palat di thi
Kayar muh faadte huye kahata hai.......
Kayar : Abe.....Abe.....kachuwe ye kya kiya tune tujhe paani daalne ko bola tha tune sarab kiyu daal di uske chahre par
Kachuwa apna sir khujaate huye kahta hai.......
Kachuwa : sorry yaar galti se ho gya maine dekha nhi tha
Kayar : kiya kaha galti se tu naa saare kaam bigad......
Kayar Apni baat puri karta usse pahle hi abhi use tokte huye kahta hai......
Abhi : yaar chup betho thodi der lagta hai Yug ko hosh aa rha hai Dekho uski ungaliya moment kar rahi hai
Yug nai apne haath ki ungliya hilaana suru kar diya tha agle hi pal dhire se yug apni aankhe khol deta hai
Jese hi yug apni aankhe kholta hai abhi boklahat ke saath puchta hai......
Abhi : yug tu thik to hai naa......?
Yug apna sir padkte huye kahta hai.......
Yug : H thik to hu bas sir bhaari-bhaari lag raha hai
Abhi agla koi sawal puch pata usse phle hi kayar yug par apna sawal daag deta hai
Kayar : yug ek baar bata tu Darwaaja khatkhataane ke baad behosh hua yaa usse phle
Yug kuch kahata usse phle hi Kachuwa bol padta hai
Kachuwa : Abe kesa sawal puch raha hai kayar jahir si Baat Hai naa Darwaaja khatkhataane ke baad hi behosh hua hoga koi Bhoot thodi hi Darwaaja khatkhata ke bhaag jaayega, kiyu yug maine sahi kaha naa tu Darwaaja khatkhata kar behosh ho gya tha naa ye sab chhod or ye bata tu behosh kese ho gya tha.......?
Yug apne sir par dabaaw banaate huye bad-badaate Huye kahta hai........
Yug : Mai behosh kese hua...........wo ladki.......wo ladki
Abhi apni aankhe badi karte huye kahta hai......
Abhi : tu kis ladki ki baat kar raha hai Yug......?
Yug : wahi yaar jisne mujhe nadi paar karwaai thi wo ladki kamal ka fool........wo ladki kamal ka fool......
Kayar : apna sir khujaate huye kahta hai............
Kayar : ye ladki tak to thik tha par ab bich mai kamal kha se aagya gulaab ka hota to chal bhi jata kiyu ki ladkiyo ko gulaab ke hi fool diye jaate hai par kamal ka fool....?
Kayar hairaani ke ssaath puchta hai.......
Kayar : tu kis ladki ki baat kar raha hai Yug...........?
Yug : yaar mujhe naa Rongkamucha ghat par ek ladki.........
Yug nai abhi itna hi kha tha ki tabhi use sarab ki Gandh aane lag jaati hai wo apne kapdo ki Gandh lete huye kahta hai
Yug : ye mere kapdo mai se sarab ki badbu kiyu aa rhi hai
Kachuwa apna sir jhukaate huye kahta hai........
Kachuwa : sorry yaar yaar wo tu behosh tha to paani daalne ke chakkar mai mene galti se tere uper sarab daal di
Yug es baat par kuch reaction deta usse phle hi abhi yug se puchta hai........
Abhi : yug tu itni raat mai kiyu aaya tujhe nadi paar karne ki kya jarurat Thi dekha nhi bahar kitni Jordaar Barish ho rahi hai
Yug : yaar kuch nhi wahi puraani baat bachpan mai phle papa ka bade papa ke saath jhagda hota tha or ab mera unhone mera mund kharab kar diya isliye yaha par aagya
Abhi : mund kharab kar diya par kese or kis baat par jhagda ho gya tere aate se hi unke saath....?
Yug apna sir pakdte huye khata hai........
Yug : yaar abhi naa mera naa kisi sawal ka jawab dene ka man nhi kar rha hai mera bahot sir dard kar raha hai mai kal subh sab kuch batata hu naa
Abhi : thik hai tu jaa phle kapde change kar le phir so jaa naa hum subh baat karte hai es baare mai
Yug apni jagh se udhata hai or sidiya Chadte huye apne kamre ki trf jaane lag jaata hai
Abhi man hi man sochne lag jata hai......
Abhi : ( man mai ) Lagta hai aaj mujhe akele hi yakshini ka pata lagana padega
Yug ke waha se jaate hi Kachuwa kahta hai......
Kachuwa : yaar ab to yug bhi aa gya Aakar apne kamre mai bhi chala gya sone ab hum log karykram suru kare...?
Kayar sarab ki bottle uthate huye kahta hai......
Kayar : H H karte hai suru wese bhi ek bottle to tu phle hi yug ke chahre ko pila chuka hai
Kuch hi der mai sarab ke kai peg bante hai or wo saare peg kayar abhi or kachuwa ke sarir ke ander utar jaate hai thodi hi der mai Tino nashe mai dhut ho jaate hai Kayar or kachuwa ko sabse jayada chadi thi par abhi ne limit se pi thi kiyu ki Use pata tha aaj raat use ek bahot jaruri kaam ko Anjaam dena tha wo bhi akele
Kayar peg pite huye kahta hai.......
Kayar : To arz kiya hai..........
Kachuwa jhat se kayar ko rokte huye nashe mai khata hai.....
Kachuwa : Do minute do minute ek baat bata ye tu jab bhi sarab pi leta hai tere ander ka sayar kiyu jaag jaata hai...?
Kayar bhi nashe mai khata hai........
Kayar : tu nhi samjhega Kachuwa ye sarab chiz hi aesi hai ander jaati hai to saare gam bahar nikaal deti hai
Kachuw : yaar mere ander ke gam to nikalti nhi bs jab bhi ander jaati hai to bahot sara susu bahar nikaal deti hai
Kachuwe ki baat sunkar abhi hasne lag jaata hai
Abhi : Haha
haha haha haha
Kayar : kiyuki tere ander gam hi nahi hai Kachuwe, gam kiya tere ander to saare filings hi nahi hai tu ham Shayar,Lekhak,kawi logo ko nahi samjh sakhta hamare ander naa bahut gam hota hai itna gam ki sagar ka paani bhi uske aage kam lage,Ham logo ko zindagi mai kabhi Pyaar nahi milta par apni shayri kahani ke jariye ham logo ko pyaar karna shikhate Rahte Hai,unhe pyaar ki kadr karna sikhate Rahte Hai,hamari zindagi khud gamo se bhari rahti hai par Hum logo ke gum bhulane ke liye likhte Rahte Hai taaki unhe sukoon ke do pal mile wo shabd padhkar samjhe
Abhi ek or peg banata hai or kayar ko dete huye kahta hai.........
Abhi : Yaar kayar tu ye sab chhod naa or shayri suna naa jo sunane wala tha
Kayar ek hi baar mai wo peg gatak jata hai or bahakte huye kahta hai.........
Kayar : H to Azr kiya hai..............
Uper waale ko pata tha ye duniya badi kharab hai.........
Uper waale ko to tha ye duniya badi kharab hai............
Esliye usne ham jeso ke liye banai sarab hai...........
Abhi : waah.... waah..... waah
Kayar aage kuch kahata usse phle hi abhi ek shayri sunane lag jaata hai..........
Zindagi ke baad maut,Maut ke baad zindagi hai...........
yahi saare Raaj janne ke liye ham sab betab hai............
Kachuwa bad-badaate huye kahta hai.........
Tum dono ye raaj ki baat kisi ko batana mat............
Tum dono ye raaj ki baat kisi ko batana mat..............
Maine Dar ke maare apni pant par kar di pesaab hai.........
Kachuwa : Haha
Kachuwe ki baat sunkar kayar or abhi apni naak band karne lag jaate hai
Kuch hi der baad kayar or kachuwa nashe mai dhut ho jaate hai or wo dono apni sudh-budh khokar zamin par hi so jaate hai par abhi abhi tak jaag raha tha aakhir esi pal ka to wo intezaar kar raha tha ki kab sab log soye kab kothi mai saanti ho or wo kab yakshini ka pata lagaye
Abhi bina kisi harkat ke araam se apni jagh par se uthta hai or apni pant ki jeb Mai se Digital Infrared Thermometer nikalta hai
Infrared thermometer mobile ke Aakar ka dikhne wala ek device hota hai jo batata hai ki taapmaan mai pariwtarn kis side se ho raha hai kamre ke ander se bahar se yaa kisi or side se
aesa kaha jata hai ki jaha par bhi Adishy shaktiya hoti hai waha ka temperature kbhi bhi apne aap change hote rahta hai esi tathy ke aadhar par aaj abhi Garevyaad kothi ke ander yakshini hai yaa nahi eska pata lagane waala tha
Abhi Infrared thermometer ko on kar deta hai uske ander laal indigeter light jalne lag jaati hai jab abhi ki Infrared thermometer ke display par nazar padti hai to wo dekhta hai ki temperature 44 digre tha
Abhi chakit hote huye khud se khata hai........
Abhi : ( man mai ) are ye kese ho sakta hai bahar to Baarish ho rahi hai es wajh se Mosam thanda hona chahiye itna jayada temperature kese ho sakta hai lagta hai jarur kuch gadbad hai ek kaam karta hu bahar ka temperature cheak karke dekhta hu
Itna kahkar abhi apne kadam Darwaaje ki aur badhane lag jata hai jese-jese wo apne kadam Darwaaje ki aur badhate jaa raha tha Uske maathe par badi-badi pasine ki bunde aajati jaa rahi thi wo pasine ke karan bhigne lag jaata tha jab abhi Darwaaja kholta hai aur apna Infrared thermometer Darwaaje ke bahar nikalkar bahar ka temperature note karta hai to uski aankhe phati ki phati rah jaati hai bahar ka temperature 28 digre tha
abhi apne maathe ka pasina pochte huye kahta hai..........
Abhi : ( man mai ) ye kese ho sakta hai itna difference kese ho sakta hai ander aur bahar ke temperature mai,......... iska matlab yah hai ki yakshini kahi nahi gayi hai wo esi grewyaard kothi mai hai es grewyaard kothi mai koi naa koi adrish sakti jarur hai
Itna kahkar abhi apne gale ka ghut apne gale se niche utarta hai abhi jhat se Darwaaja band kar deta hai or yah pata karne ki koshish karne lag jata hai ki agr yakshini grewyaard kothi Ke Andar hai to kaha par hai
Abhi apna haath lamba karta hai or Infrared thermometer ko apne left-Right karne lag jaata hai jese hi abhi apna phla kadam aage badhata hai hairaani ke saath kahta hai............
Abhi : ( man mai ) ye kiya temperature ek kadam aage badhte hi kam kese ho gya
Infrared Thermometer ka temperature 43 digre ho gya tha ab jese-jese abhi apne kadam kothi ke ander ki or badhate jaa raha tha temperature kam hote jaa raha tha Infrared thermometer mai display par uper ki trf ka aese dikh raha tha jisaka mtlb tha ki wo adrshy sakti uper hai yah dekhkar abhi kush hote jaa rha tha uske dil ko tasalli mil rahi thi yah soch kar ki yah adrshy sakti or koi nhi balki yakshini hai jo abhi bhi uper waale kamre 666 mai kaid hai par es baat par puri tarh Vishwas karne ke liye abhi uper ke kamre ki or apne kadam badane lag jaata hai
Jab abhi sidhiyaa chadhakar uper pahunchata hai to dekhta hai ki temperature 13 digre ho gya tha wah thand ke maare kaapne lag gya tha abhi samjh hi nahi Paa raha tha ki uper or niche ke area mai itna temperature difference kese ho sakta hai
Abhi room number 666 se bas 2,3 kadam hi dur tha tabhi wo Infrared thermometer ke display mai dekhta hai ki arrow achaanak change ho gya tha or wo arrow room number 666 ke bagal mai jo room tha uski or ishaara kar raha tha
Abhi Achambhit hote hoye..........
Abhi : ( man mai ) ye kese ho sakta hai arrow bagal waale room se kese dikh raha hai,yakshini to room number 666 mai kaid hai
Abhi bina kuch soche samjhe room number 666 ke bagal waale room ke Darwaaje ko dhakka de deta hai wo darwaaja charmaraate huye dhire se khul jaata hai
Jab Darwaaja khulta hai to abhi ke hosh ud jaate hai or wo dekhta hai hai ki kamre ke ander yug tha jo ki bed ke uper pith ke bal lekar so raha tha usne apne kapde bhi change nhi kiye thye yaha tak ki jute tak nhi utaare thye, wo jese aaya tha wese hi so gya tha
10 digre temperature hone ke baawjud abhi ko pasina aane lag gya tha wo dhire se apne maathe ka pasina pochte huye apne man mai khata hai.........
Abhi : ( man mai ) eska matlab yah hai ki yakshini apne kamre se Azaad ho gayi hai or wo abhi es waqt esi kamre mai hai Yug ke aas-pass.
Ab Aage.............
☆ Chapter : Usne kya kiya ? ☆
??? : par Mom wo grewyaard mai......
??? : koi or baat jo tune notice kari ho us ladki ke baare.......
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