NON VEG SHAYARI

[GranDMasteR]

Kyu Du Main Tumhe Ye Dua Ki Meri Umar Tumhe Lag Jaaye,
Kya Pata Mera Aakhri Din Ho Aur Tumhare La*de Lag Jaaye.

 

[GranDMasteR]

Kyu Du Main Tumhe Ye Dua Ki Meri Umar Tumhe Lag Jaaye,
Kya Pata Mera Aakhri Din Ho Aur Tumhare Lawde Lag Jaaye.

 

[GranDMasteR]

Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;

Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;

‘Viagra’ Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;

Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!

 

[GranDMasteR]

Yaad Mein Unki Kiya Loota Diya..

Itni Mari Muthh Ke Topa Sujaa Diya..

Hume Kamzor Hota Dekh Jab Muskurayi

Woh…….

Unki Khushi Dekh Kar Ek Baar Fhir Hila Diya..

 

[GranDMasteR]

What Is The Meaning Of Lund?



Ek Danda Jiske Niche Do Anda,



Shikaar Karke Hi Hota Hai Thanda,



Ye Hi Hai Purusho Ka Jhanda.

 

[GranDMasteR]

Raat Ki Tanhaayi Mein Haath Kachhe Ki Gehraayi Mein,



Kuchh Mehsus Sa Hota Hain,



Mat Chhedoh Usko Zalim Kyunki,



Pappu Bhi To Sota Hai

 

[GranDMasteR]

Sunny Leone remix:

“Ek pardesi meri BR@ legaya,

jate jate,

mitha mitha,

DOODH pi gaya.

jane anjane mujhe pata na chala,

dhire dhire khud ki MALAI de gaya

 

[GranDMasteR]

Lund Toh Choot Ki Baddi Shaan Hoti Hai;

Lund Bina Choot Bhi Shamshaan Hoti Hai;

Yeh Zindgi Ke Saare Khel Toh Lund Ke Hein;

Warna Choot Aur Gaand Ek Samaan Hoti Hai!

 

[GranDMasteR]

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Mushayara Mein Aaj Ki Generation Ko Samjhte Hue Ek Sher Arz Kiya.



Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,



Waah Wah Waah Bhai Waah



Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,



Jeena Hai To Paani Ban Ke Jiyo, Kam Se Kam Kisi Ki Gand Dhone Ke Kaam To Aaoge.

 

[GranDMasteR]

Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;

Panty Ki Jhalak Chupai Nahi Jati;

Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho Ladki Ki Mosambi;

Ek Bar Choos Lo To Bhulai Nahi Jati!