Update:-2 Main ghar gya or mummy ko bta kr jb vapas aaya to aunty ko dekh kr ekdam se chounk gya...
Ab aage..
Mere chaukne ki vajah ye thi mai jb apne ghar vapas gya tha tb aunty ne Maxi pehan rakhi thi... Lekin jb Mai vapas aaya to Maine Dekha ki ab aunty ne achi si Saree pehan rakhi Hai unke hath me ek book Hai or Dusre hath me stick Hai.. Or unhone Chasma pehan rakha hai.. Jo ki aaj Maine pehli bar Dekha hai.... Mai puchne hi wala ki aunty ki aapne kapde kyu badle... Tb tk aunty boli..
Aunty:- kyu Aman Btao.. Tumhari teacher Mrs. Ragini Aisi Hi lagti Hai Mai.. Main zyada Kuch nhi Bol paya Bs itna hi bola.
Main:- Ha,ha aunty Isi Tarah lgti hai...
Kya btau Dosto aunty kya LG rhi thi.. Light green or pink mix Saree me kya LG rhi thi.. Upar se back less blouse.. Or waise bhi chasme laga kr ladies log kamal hi lagti Hai. Dark red lipstick. Blouse me Tani hui chuchiya.. (halanki mai tb in sab cheezo pr itna dhyan nhi diya tha.. Lkn Aaj ye Sb Yaad aata hai.. To Socha aap ko bta du.)...
Aunty:- To theek hai Chalo bed pr chalte Hai padne ke liye..
Hum bed pr aa gaye... Fir aunty boli..
Aunty:-To hum Aaj padai krenge Lekin.. Thoda change hoga... Tum pdaoge or Mai pdungi.. Or tum mujhe Apni Ragini mam smghna.. Or Mai jb galat jawab du to tum mujhe Maroge jaise Tumhe.....Tumhari mam Marti hai..
Main:- Nahi aunty Mai Aisa nhi kr skta hu.. Mai aapko kaise Mar sakta hu..
Aunty:- Beta ye Tumhari khushi ke liye Hai.. Or Mai tumse gussa bhi nhi hongi.. Na hi Tumhari mummy ko btaungi..
Main:- Fir bhi aunty Mai ye.....
Aunty bich me hi Bol padi....
Aunty:- Nahi ab Mai Kuch nhi sunungi ..mai Tumhe dukhi nhi dekh skti...
Kafi der aunty ke Kehne pr Maine unki bat man li..
Fir humne Apni Leela chalu krdi.. Main aunty se sawal puchta..or wo jawab deti 4-5 question ke bad aunty jawab nhi de pate... Fir wo boli..
Aunty:- Ab mujhe punish kro.. Unhone Mujhse pucha tumko teacher kaise Marti Hai or kha Marti hain.
Main:- Mam kbhi kbhi stick se hath pr Marti Hai.. Kbhi-kbhi gal pr bhi Mar deti Hai..
Fir aunty ne jo bola mere to batti hi gul Ho gyi..
Aunty:- Tum mujhe gal pr mt marna mujhe Dath me Dard.. Or hath pr bhi nhi Kyuki mujhe ghar ka kam krna hota hai.. Aisa kro tum mere bum(Gand) pr marna..
Meri to ye sunke ke hi sitti pitti gul Ho gyi.. Mai firse mana krne laga...lekin aunty ne mujhe mana liya...
Fir aunty doggy style me aa gyi.. Or Mai unke side me aa gya... Or darte-darte Maine ek stick Mar diya.. Lekin Dheere se...
Aunty:- Itni Dheere kyu Mar rhe ho... Jaise Tumhari mam Marti hai waise Maro....
Main:-Aapko lag jayegi...
Aunty:- Tum uski Chinta na kro.. Waise bhi
bum pr zyada tej nhi lagti..
Main bechare kya Karta... Maine ek stick fir se Mari is bar Thoda tej....aunty ki awaj nikal padi..
Aunty:-Aaaahhh.. Aise hi Maro.. Beta..
Fir hum waise hi baith gye.. Pehle ki Tarah..
Maine fir se question puchna start kiya..Aunty ke Kehne par...
Aunty fir se jawab nhi di..or boli..
Aunty:- sorry sir main Bhut bekar student ..Aap mujhe punish Kariye...
Fir kya humne Apni Leela fir chalu.. Ki is bar jb Mai Marta to aunty jor-jor se bolti..
Aunty:- Aahh aashu Sir... Mai Aaj ke bad galti nhi krungi.. Aaah Aaah Sir please..maf kr dijiye..
Main ruk gaya aunty ne meri Taraf mud kr Dekha... Fir boli..
Aunty:- Sir stick se zyada tej lag rhi hai aap hath se Mar lijiye..
Maine fir stick Chhod di or hath se ek-do bar Mara fir..(kya makhmali gaddedar gand thi aunty ki bilkul Mulayam or Kafi garam bhi.) Vapas Apni jagah pr baith gya or bola..
Main:- Ab theek Hai aunty... Ab Mai Apni mam pr gussa nhi hu..ab Mera gussa km ho gayaHai.. Or main Jane lga ye bolkar ki ab der ho rhi. Bat to ye thi ki mujhe Kuch Shi nhi lag raha tha.. ..jaise hi main bedroom se nikalne ko hua..
Aunty:- Ruko... Tumhara gussa to kam ho gya Aman lekin Mera Dard bad gaya Hai..
Main:- main Kuch samgha nhi aunty..
Fir aunty jo boli.. Wo sunkar meri ek bar fir sitti pitti gul Ho gyi..