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"Aaru, Renuka bua ko hospital leke ja raha hai kya?", Yaha Rekha ne aaj subah savere he Arjun ki 2-2 baar durgati kar di thi. Abhi apni maa ke kamre me he nashta karte hue table ke niche uska danda dukhne laga tha paratho ke sath vaksho ki gori ghaatiyan parosti apni maa ki wajah se aur jaise taise wo ek hath niche le jata hua ling ko daba he raha tha ki saamne Ritu aa baithi. Ab wo ghar par padhaai karne ke hisaab se he thi toh kapde bhi aise he dhile-dhaale jisme se uske vaksho ki khoobsurat golaaiyan bakhubi Arjun ke saamne prastut hui. Ghutno tak ki barmuda dhili nikkar me gore chamakte paanv-pindaliyan aur upar se wo dhanushakar surkh honth. Arjun pehle ling ko daba raha tha aur ab ling uski hatheli ko dhakelne laga. Ritu ke bholepan se sirf Arjun he sehmat tha, uska ling nahi.
"Ja toh raha hu agar sahi salamat ghar se nikal saka toh. Tumhare paas thodi fursat hai?", Niwala ek taraf rakhta wo yaha jugat bhidane me tha ki kaise bhi karke Ritu he usko sambhaal le. Rekha ji ne toh band baja he diya tha aur ab saamne jo baithi thi wahi Arjun ki naiyya paar lagwa sakti thi jisko uthaane (dubone) me Rekha ne toh koro kasar na chhodi.
"Maine papa ko phone kiya tha test papers ke liye jo Param uncle bhool gaye. Param uncle ke ghar se tum pichle saal ka test module lete aana please.. Aur tumhare liye main hamesha he free hu.. bas abhi 4 sheets solve karni baaki hai jo maa ko check karwane ke baad hum dono kahi ghoomne chal padenge. Atcha bye.", Yaha Rekha ji ne dono ko dekha aur lassi ka gilaas Arjun ke saamne rakhti hui Ritu ki peeth peeche ek pyaari muskaan deti chali gayi. Jaise wo muskaan kam aur tanz jyada tha. Ab Arjun ne bhi stithi ko samajhne ki koshish karte hue kuch pal aankhen band ki aur jaise taise nashta nibtane ke baad wahi pas me bister par rakhe apne kapde pehan liye. Rekha ji ja chuki thi Kuljeet kaur se batiyane, apne munna ko bharpoor uttejit karke. Ab uske paas koyi chara na tha ghar se bahar jaane ke.
"Aap kab aayi?", Lalita ji ke kamre se Renuka bua bhi safed gulaabi salwar kameej pehne saleeke se tayar hui uske saamne aa ruki jab wo kamre se bahar aaya. Garbhavastha me Renuka ke chehre ka nikhar aur jism ka gadrayapan, dono he badhe the. Madhyam akaar ka wo pusht seena bhi Arjun ki mehnat ne itna badha diya tha ki ab wo ek sampoorn khili hui naari lagne lagi thi. Ek aakarshak aur kaamuk naari jisko swayam apne is bhatije se aseem prem tha.. bandhano se pare ka prem jaha bister par dono pati-patni he the.
"Main toh kabhi ki aayi hui hu. Tum nashta kar rahe the aur main yaha Kuljeet bhabhi se baatein kar rahi thi. Wo main keh rahi thi ki doctor ko dikhane ke baad mujhe Modal Town wale mandir he utaar doge? Taai ji (Kaushalya ji) aur Kuljeet bhabhi bhi chal rahi hai hamare sath. Unhe pehle mandir utaarna hai aur aate hue mujhe.", Ye ab alag he masla ho gaya tha Arjun ke liye jo soch raha tha ke kam se kam ab Renuka bua toh uske paas hai he jinhe wo kuch samay apne sath hostel he le jaayega. Jis mahila doctor ko ye dikhane jaate the (Dr. Bhargava), wo bhi Model Town ke paas he thi aur mandir bhi. Ab daadi aur nayi chachi ke sath Arjun ye chakkar bhi nahi chala sakta tha aur na wo Renuka se zidd kar sakta tha.
"Haan thik hai aur mujhe aage papa ke pas bhi jana hai, unhone bola tha ki nashte ke baad seedha unhe milu waha aa kar. Waise hum shaam ko bahar chalne wale hai na aaj?", Ab shaam tak wo ghar lautne ka irada nahi rakhta tha jis se wo apni maa ke aakarshan se bacha reh sake.
"Kal chalenge na, araam se. Aaj itne log hai ghar pe aur nayi bhabhi ne bhi phir mata ke darshan par chale jana hai kal.", Udhar Kaushalya ji bhi kamre se nikalti dikhi toh Arjun ne dhimi awaaj me jaldi se poocha.
"Preeti kaha hai?"
"Horse-riding ka bol kar gayi hai wo toh tau ji ke sath. Papa, Priyanka aur Vishnu bhaiya bhi gaye hai udhar.. Phir unhe university bhi jana tha kuch kaam se toh lunch ke baad he aayenge.", Ab Arjun ke paas koyi raah nahi bachi thi siwaye ghar se khaali hath nikalne ke. Yahi ghar tha jaha uske paas darjan sehchari thi aur aaj footi kismat se ek bhi uplabdh nahi. Atcha khasa tayaar ho kar bhi Arjun ke chehre par wo tej nahi tha jiske aakarshan me har insaan bandh jata.
"Inke horse worse se toh main he dukhi hu. Budhape me ghar baithne ki jagah ghore se gir kar hospital me laitne ke iraade hai tere tau ji ke. Aur tu yahi khada hai abhi tak? Ja beta gaadi nikaal aur hum teeno ko he Bhargava ke paas chhod dena. Wahi wapis ghar le aayegi hume.", Arjun bas khamoshi se sar hila kar bahar nikal liya aur usne ye nahi dekha ki Kuljeet chachi ke sath he bahar nikli uski maa abhi tak muskura rahi thi. Lalita ji koyi baat samjha rahi thi yaha aangan me aane par bhi aur Kuljeet sharam ke bawjood sab dhyaan se sunti rahi. Kaushalya ji ne toh dono bahuon se bhi chalne ka poocha par Rekha aur Lalita ne ghar rehna he behtar samjha. Arjun jab ghar se nikla toh aaj poora driver he bana hua tha. Pichli seat par uski daadi ek taraf Kuljeet ko baithaye thi aur dusri taraf Renuka ko. Ritu.. haan us seat ki adhikari Ritu he toh thi jo is waqt khaali thi aur gear badalte hue Arjun ne waha hath firate hue dil he dil me ye sath mehsoos kiya jo adrishya jarur tha, par thi toh wo uske bhitar he kahi. Ab ling ka tanaav aur wo uttejjana koso dur kho chuki thi.
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"Ae maa, wo Kaushalya taai ka bail aane wala hai. Choorma bana liyo thoda aur Annie bhabhi tu abhi tak ya frock (gown) pehne ghoom ri hai? Badal ke koyi badhiya sa kala skirt top pehan le. Mani (Marina) kathe hai?", Ye vishaal aur aalishan ghar aaj bhi hamesha ki tarah sakratmak urja se bharpoor he tha jaha Ruchita urf Ruchi abhi naha kar nikli toh geele baal safed toliye se suljhati sukhati hui dining table par sabji kaat rahi apni maa ke sath sath Paramveer ki Russian biwi Annie se mukhatib hui. Yashoda ji toh wahi audhni kurta aur ghagra pehne thi jisme unhe shehar ke bawjood apne gaanv ka ehsaas rehta tha aur Annie bina baahon wala ek dhila ghutno tak ka chittidar laal-safed gown pehne Marina ka nashta tayar karte hue Ruchi ki buland awaaj par muskurane lagi. Ruchi beshak saanwli thi, apne mata pita se bilkul he alag par sharirik rachna me na Annie ka gadraya jism usko takkar de sakta tha aur na koyi aur kareebi thi jiske patle jism par utne vishaal stann ho jinhe Ruchi adhiktar jarurat se jyada dhile vastro me qaid kare rakhti thi.
"Ab tum saj sanwar li ho, wahi bahot hai Ruchi. Meri toh beti bhi Arjun se umar me badi hai. Skirt top pehan liya toh kahi wo mujhe he Marina ki behan na samajh le. Waise maa ye Manni aajkal apne room me jyada he rehne lagi hai. Papa (dharamveer) aate hai toh unke paas bhi utna nahi baithti aur Shankar bhaiya ke ghar bhi nahi gayi us din jab hum shaadi se pehle gaye the. Tumhe kuch idea hai Ruchi?", Ek bread par makkhan aur dusri par jam lagane ke baad unke beech ek sadharan bread rakhne ke baad Annie ne santre ka ras kaanch ke jug se gilaas me bhara aur gambhirta se apni chinta jataai. Yashoda ji ne bhi sar hilaya jaise unhe bhi ye dikha ho ki Marina ab bilkul bhi waisi chanchal aur hansmukh na rahi ho jaisi hamesha dikhti thi.
"Manne toh na bera aur na dhyaan gaya is taraf. Haan Vishnu ke byaah me toh khush dekhi thi manne aur uske baad pher time he na mila. Bhabhi yu nasta manne de, main he dekh ke aau ke chaal reha is chhori ke mann me. Waise usne pata hai ke Arjun aan wala hai?", Plate aur gilaas uthate hue jaane se pehle Ruchi ne dono ki taraf dekhte hue poocha.
"Ab phone tu uthaai aur pooch mahare se ri hai. Manni ne na bera aur wo toh iske uthane par uthi hai 15 minute hoye. Bathroom se likdi hogi ya ho sake hai wahi na so gayi ho. Aajkal toh usne apni farmaaish batana bhi band kar diya se Ruchi. Tere se baat kar legi toh pata toh kar.", Yaha aakhir me ek daadi ki chinta ubhar he aayi apni pauti ke liye aur Ruchi ko jaise mann he mann kuch shak sa tha jo yaha kehna katai uchit na laga. Haan bolti hui wo seedhiyan chadh gayi pehli manzil par jaane wali. Idhar Annie ne bhi apni saas se kaha ki wo bhi tyaar ho leti hai itne aur Yashoda ji bhi rasoi chali gayi, yaha akele baithne se behtar wahi tha.
"Ae gudiya.. aayi na tu bathroom se bahar eb lak?", Marina ka kamra sirf raat me he band rehta tha aur is waqt darwaja khol kar bhitar aayi Ruchi ne jab khaane ko mej par rakhne ke baad kamre ko gor se dekhte hue awaaj di toh ek dabi si awaaj ne 5 minutes booi kaha. Hamesha ye kamra aise saja rehta tha jaise koyi parilok ho. 4 taadi wale jhumar lage pankhe ka rang bhi Marina ke hisaab se tayaar karwaya gaya tha jaisa Russia me dekhne ko milta hai. Ek diwar par toh Roosi jiwanshaili he garhi thi aur lakdi ki waisi he almariyan jaise purane samay me dekhne ko milti. Farsh par gehre rang ka kaaleen jo poore kamre ko ghere tha. Padhne ki jagah khidki ke kareeb aur khaane ki mej par gol lamp. Bister par nahane jaane se pehel utara wo neela-kala taniyon wala gown tak Roosi he tha. Marina ne dono desho ki jiwanshaili se khud ko atche se bhara tha aur Ruchi ne bhi paya ki ghar ki laadli eklauti ladki apne kamre ko itna saaf rakhti hai jitna log mandir ko rakhte ho. Aur tabhi najar padi us phule hue takiye ke niche se jhankti hui sunehari kinare wali kaali diary par jo aaj se pehle tak Ruchi ne bhi nahi dekhi thi. 5 minute dhyaan me aate he Ruchi ne jara bhi waqt na gawaya aur bister ke usi kinare baith wo bathroom ki taraf chehra kiye us diary ko khol baithi.
'Ya ke karamat hai?', Ab diary bhi aisi jo Marina ne likhi toh Roosi bhasha me. Ruchi kuch panne palatne ke baad sar pe hath rakhti hui baith gayi. Sabhi panno ko farrr se chhodti hui wo niraash mann diary band he karne lagi thi ki kuch khaas dikha diary ke bhitar. Aankhe chamak uthi Ruchi ki jaise Roosi bhasha ka pal me gyaan ho gaya ho. Diary ke thik beecho beech wo rangeen 4 guna 6 inch ki tasvir ab Ruchi ke hath lag chuki thi jisme thik pariyon jaisi poshak pehne Marina muskura rahi thi aur wajah tha wo yuvak jisne uski kamar me hath lapeta hua tha. Ye tasvir bhale he sabki najro me maatra ek atchi tasvir he thi jo shaadi ke awsar par Arjun sang Marina ne khinchwai par yaha sirf ye ek he tasvir thi aur uske pichle safed hisse par surkh gulaabi lipstick se sane patle hontho ka chumban baaki kasar poori gayi.
'Lag gayi lanka Chaudhary sahab ki toh. Ya bawli isaq me bhi padi toh uske jo iska bhai laage hai. Na bhi laage toh bhi byaah toh hota na arr laage hai ya baat isne bhi pata hai is khaatir band rahve se kamre me. Arr main iska ke dosh likaadu jadd wo bawla manne he koli (jhappi) bhar ke pees gaya toh jee mera bhi machal gaya tha. Baat he karke dekhu lekin seedhi baat ka jawaab na degi ya.', Ruchi ne turant he wo diary thik waise he rakh di aur bister se uthti hui wo khidki ke bade shishe se bahar bagiche me dekhne ka naatak karne lagi jaha is waqt unke 2 wafadar shwaan aapas me pakdam-pakdaai khelte lage. Aur tabhi snaanghar ka darwaja khulte he taaje mogre ki mehak ke sath kamre me ye husn-pari daakhil hui. Lambe sunehari-tambai baal bheegne par kuch gehre jaan padte the, patli jataaon se chipke hue un gore kandho par jaha sirf bra ki tanniyan he thi. Lambi chharhari Marina ke stann purntaya apni bua ke asadharan vaksho se viprit aadhe santre se the jo us bra me poori tarah qaid the is waqt. Samtlab chikna peit aur lambi gori taange. Television par dikhaye jaane wali wo videshi balayen thik aisi he dikhti hai jo adhovastro me madhyaratri ke baad apne jalwe dikhati rehti.
"Hey booi.. I thought tum chali gayi hongi ab tak. Kya dek rahi udar?", Tooti footi hindi lekin samajh poori rakhti thi Marina is bhasha ki aur Ruchi ne bhi mudd kar atche se usko nihara jo is waqt durlabh awastha me thi. Almari se patli si lambi tshirt aur naram nikkar nikal kar khud ka aadha badan dhakti Marina ko toh jaise koyi chaav he na tha sajne sanwarne ka ab. Baal bhi bas ungliyon se suljhati wo juice ka ghoont bharti hui wo bister par he aa leti. Diary par najar gayi toh usko nikaal kar daraaj me rakhte hue tala bhi jadd diya. Ruchi bhi chehal kadmi karti uske thoda kareeb he bister kinare aa baithi.
"Wahi kutto ko ladte khelte dekh rahi thi aur hai kya yaha dekhne ko. Aur tum kamre se bahar nahi dikhti aajkal."
"Aisa nayi hai. Kal he toh marriage me gaye the and I was tired after tha. Evening me soya hu toh abi neend khula mera. You tell.. Aaj kuch naya hone wala hai? You looking really good in thi attire. Tum par white, black sab suit karta hai booi. Sandwich longi (logi)?"
"Tu he kha ye maide ka tukda. Pata na kaise gatak leti hai jam aur makkhan ek sath. Aur ye suit tu he pasand karke aayi thi jab lene gaye the. Aaj sahi mauka laga toh pehan liya. Byaah me toh tu chali gayi par us se pehle tau ji ke ghar na gayi thi. Aur main dekh rahi ki aisa na 2 hafte se ho raha jo tu niche sabke sath bhi na baith rahi aur agar sair karne nikalti hai toh kabhi andhere me toh kabhi savere hone se pehle. Russia jaane ka dil toh na kar raha tera?", Ab halki si muskaan dikhi Marina ke chehre par apni bua ko itna chinta karte dekh.
"No way.. Udhar mera kya hai? Din me garmi rehta hai na bua aur I hate sweat. Kapde kharaab ho jaate hai restless feel hota hai. Phikar nahi karo tum aur main theek hu. Planning for second masters degree. Idhar he admission lene me koyi problem toh nahi hoga?", Ab Ruchi ko laga ki baat bewajah kisi aur disha me jaane lagi hai. Marina khud ko chhipane ke liye college ki aad lena chahti hai par wo jaahir kyun nahi kar rahi. Galat toh nahi hai aakarshan hona.
"Arjun aa raha hai toh uske sath chali jana University. Komal ne bhi udhar he admission liya hai MBA me aur dhero course hai waha agar tumhe kuch pasand aaye toh. Ghar me waise bhi akeli baithi kya karti rahegi. Papa ne toh tera byaah bhi na karwana agle 4-5 saal. Ek he toh hai tu is ghar me aur teri maa ne yaha par na hindustaani biwi ka kaam kiya aur na angrezo wala. Udhar bhi 4-5 baalak hote hai uske desh me aur yaha toh is umar me bhi maa bani hoti gaanv ki lugaaiyan. Ek baalak 21 ka aur sabse naya 1 baras ka.", Bacho wale udaharan par Marina khilkhila kar hansi aur yahi par Ruchi ne pakad liya tha ki ye hansi asal me bhitar se nikli wo khushi hai jiski aas na thi Marina ko. Arjun ka naam jo aaya tha inke beech.
"Tum kuch bhi bol deti ho booi. Mom pregnant hui toh wo suicide kar lengi due to shame. Mere udhar granny (naani) bolti thi ki mom ko kam se kam 4 bache paida karne chahiye the par pehle papa ne unke figure ka dhyaan rakha aur baad me dono alag alag rehne lage. Waise Arjun kyun aa raha hai idhar?", Marina ne dikhawe ke liye gambhir si shakal banaai aur Ruchi ne toh aane ka maksad he badal diya.
"Tu toh ghore bech ke so rahi thi jab uska phone aaya aur usne he kaha tha ke agar tu free hai toh wo tujhe apne sath thodi der leke jana chahta hai. Bola ke Marina didi se shaadi ke baad toh mulakaat he nahi hui aur kal toh time he nahi laga us mahol me. Teri maa ne toh bol diya saaf saaf ke Manni na jaati dopehar me ghar se bahar isliye yahi aa kar sabse mil le dopehar ke khaane par.", Arjun sirf uske liye aa raha hai aur Annie ne aisa jawaab diya ye sunn kar Marina toh bister se uchalti si khadi ho gayi.
"I'm not his didi. Friends.. Booi mom ne aisa kyun kaha ke main bahar nahi jana.? Mujhe bhi market jaane ka dil hota hai par koyi poochta nayi. Kitna time me aayega wo?", Almaari ek baar phir se khul chuki thi aur kamar par dono hath tikaye uljhan bhare chehre se Marina yahi dekh rahi thi ki wo Arjun ke sath jaane ke liye kaunsi dress pehne. Ruchi bhi uske najdeek aa khadi hui.
"Friends toh na ho tum meri russina billi.. Bua lagu hu teri aur teri maa se ek faaltu paida kar rakha maine. Date pe jaane ka irada hai ke? Wo tani wali frock pehan le kaali jispe phool bane hue aur pehle baal garam hawa (dryer) se thik kar le thode.", Ab Marina andar tak hill uthi jab uski bua ne aise spasht keh dala ki Marina aur Arjun sirf dost nahi hai aur behan jaanboojh kar bola tha yahi dekhne ke liye. Par bua ke chehre par dostana bhaav aur muskaan dekh kar Marina ki lambi palke jhukti gayi, sharam aur apne dil ka raaj khulne se.
"Dekh Manni, main na rok rahi tujhe lekin agar tujhe lage hai na ki Arjun ke paas tujhe khushi mile hai toh milne me buraai bhi na hai. Kaun rok raha tujhe ya usko? Ghoom phir lekin kamre me band na reha kar. Teri maa ne na keha Arjun se kuch bhi par sab chinta kare hai tere me aaye badlaav se. Badlaav atche hone chahiye aur aisa sabar rakhna galat baat hai jiska nuksaan ho. Wo gaanv gaya hoya tha is wajah se na gayi thi na tu unke ghar?", Marina ne spring ki tarah kayi baar apna sar haan me hilaya aur fir Ruchi ke gale se lag gayi. Aaj Ruchi ne bhi mehsoos kiya tha ke wo swayam bhi badi samajhdar insaan hai jo ajeeb baat thi.
"So he is coming for me?"
"Na.. apni behan ke paper lene aa raha par tu atche se ready ho ja aur khud kahiyo ke tujhe market jana hai uske sath. Dekh liyo teri daadi aur maa ye sunn kar ghani khush hongi. Bahar likadte tame kala chasma jarur le liyo. Haryana ka ghaam aur maanas firangi dekh ke jyada bhadak uthe hai.", Marina ko ab lag raha tha ke is se behtar din ki shuruaat uske jiwan me ho he nahi sakti lekin ek anjana sa darr bhi tha us raat ki wajah se jab Marina sabar kho kar Arjun se ekakar hone ki galti toh kar baithi par adhure me alag bhi ho gayi thi. Arjun usko kaise leta hai ye Arjun par he tha.
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"Aise kyun baithe ho Shankar pyaare? Roti ka dabba bhi band hai jaise bhookh na lagi ho aur cigrattee ki mehak bhi nahi hai aaj tumhare cabin me. Chinta dur nahi hui kya?", Daleep SMO office me daakhil hua toh uske aane tak ka ehsaas na hua Shankar ko jo naram kursi par pasra hua gehri soch me dooba tha. Awaaj sunn kar saamne Daleep bhai ko dekha toh hath milate hue inkaar me sar hilaya. Darwaja Daleep ne pehle he band kar diya tha jaise usko bhi pata ho ki ye doctor ke lunch ka samay hai.
"Thakaan si ho rahi thi thodi aur aaj kaam hain nahi isliye susti aane lagi. Ye AC bhi bimari hai bhai. Kya lega? Juice ya chai?", Button wali ghanti bajaai toh ek minute se pehle he darwaje par dastak hui. Yuvak toh daftar ke bahar he baitha tha jo ab saamne khada mila.
"Limca le aa chote 2 aur sath ne noon le aaiyo.. namak noon hota hai. Haan bhai Shankar, tune baat ki Arjun se?", Ladke ke jaate he Daleep ne mudde ki baat shuru ki aur Shankar ne haami bhari.
"Sala pata nahi kya cheej hai be ye ladka Daleep.? Ye is landline se he usne phone milaya aur jaha milaya wo number mere bhi paas tha par shayad main aise na keh pata jaise Arjun ne baat kari. Rani maa ne dusri line par he le liya us PA ko aur Arjun ne aise baat kari jaise papa karte hai apne kisi nichle auhde ke karamchari se. File me kiski charcha thi, kitna vishleshan tha aur us par rajyapaal ki mohar kaise lagwai unki jaankari ke bina. Wo kanoon ki dharayen bata raha tha ek prashasnik adhikari ko. Uske baad usne phone mujhe de diya aur wo PA moot gaya. Tu Rajasthan ke maamle me bhi sahi tha lekin Arjun ne waha par Kumar Sarang ki taraf phone nahi kiya.", Ab Daleep ko bhi jhatka laga ye jaan kar ki Arjun rani Saundarya ko aise upyog kar sakta hai aur Rajasthan me uska hiteshi bhala aur kaun ho gaya.
"Udhar apne paanv toh jamm nahi sakte bhai aur Arjun ke paas waha sirf Kumar Pushpak he hai wo bhi haal filhaal me Bindiya aayi hui toh mujhe laga ki Arjun dono se kaam nikalwa he lega. Par usne inka upyog nahi kiya toh phir kiska kiya?"
"Sanjay Singh ka.. Us insaan ki jadde papa tak nahi samajh paaye aur abhi wo Delhi me baith kar Rajasthan ki jaankari mujhe de kar hata hai. Faalut toh koyi baat nahi ki haal-chal poochne ke alawa par pata kar diya ki waha file kisne aur kaise di thi."
"Arre betichod. Wo paagal aaj bhi harkat me hai? Aur tune Arjun se kaise baat kahi? Kaun hai is sabme jo Vishnu ke peeche pada hai.?", Baat karne wali baat par Shankar dhitaai se muskuraya.
"Mera beta hai wo Daleep bhai. Maine sirf itna he kaha tha ke Vishnu ke maamle me papa ko nahi shamil karna chahta aur kaam se abhi chutti nahi le sakunga. Agar wo kuch jaankari rakhta hai jaisa mujhe bhi pata tha ki Madhuri ke jeth ko ticket Arjun ki wajah se mili hai toh maine us se ye baat jodd di. Haan Rajasthan ke liye maine us se salaah li ki Shalini ki taraf se baat karke pata karta hu jis par usne kaha ki wo he pata kar deta hai, ghar ke logo ko isme shamil nahi karna chahiye. Samajhdar toh hai ye baat main maan gaya bhai bas jhandu bhi utna he hai jo apni aukaat he nahi samajhta.", Ab Daleep hansne laga tha jaise wo jaanta ho ki Shankar ne aisa kyun kaha.
"Ab mudde ki baat kar bhai. Usne apni aukaat pehle he bana rakhi hai jisme wo kahi jyada khush hai. Teri aulaad hai wo jiske upar najar rakhne wala har insaan jaanta hai ki tu khaal khinch kar gurde, fefde, jigar sab nikaal lega. Arjun itne me khush hai aur ye baat mujhe kisi ne nahi bataai. Maine khud dekhi hai aur samjhi hai. Mattu ke sath tum tabhi toh pagalpan kiye the. Waise kaun hai ye jaalsaaj behroopiya?"
"Filhaal toh dono he jagah alag alag logo ne ek he samay par file lagaai thi, ek he anjaaj me. Bas Punjab me PA ne 20 lakh liye is kaam ke badle aur ab uski naukri main kha chuka hu. Rajasthan me thoda alag maamla nikla bhai. Udhar case khulwane wale vyakti ka naam bataya gaya hai Kalpatru aur Punjab me jikar tha kisi Maniram ka. Aur ab dono ka koyi pata nahi hai jaise ye sab karna koyi dikhawa ho. Arjun ye dono naam sunn kar thoda hairaan hua tha jaise usko pata ho ye kaun ho sakte hai lekin phir bola ki wo hairaan isliye tha ki koyi aisa kyun karega jab unhone khudka ata-pata he na diya ho? Matlab ye hua ki koyi hamara dhyaan hatana chahta hai is maamle me uljha kar aur jo khel raha hai inke peeche wo nishana kahi aur laga raha hai. Case toh band ho gaya hai aur dono taraf se Vishnu ko cleanchit bhi jaari kar di jaayegi kal tak lekin Arjun ne kuch toh chipaya hai jo mujhe samajh nahi aa raha. Wo 2 log jinke naam ke peeche koyi upnaam nahi the phir bhi Arjun ek pal ke liye hairaan hua aur jab Sanjay ka dobara phone aaya toh usne khud baat nahi ki, maine he ki. Waise Kalpatru kaisa naam hua bhai?", Daleep ko bhi ye baat khatki thi jo uske dharam bhai ne jaahir ki.
"Matlab Arjun khel ke sath sath khilaadi ko bhi samajh chuka hai. Kalpatru naam bhai kisi aam aadmi ka toh nahi suna maine aur Rajasthan me aise naam log nahi rakhte. Haan ye modde (saadhu) aur aujha jaise log toh hote hai is tarah ke naam wale. Tune kaha Arjun se ki wo aise logo ki jaankari nikalwa sakta hai ya nahi?"
"Wo khud he bol kar nikla hai ki unse 3 din baad gaanv jana hai aur Maniram ke maamle me wo PA se milega, agar byora dene laayak hua toh sketch banwa lega par Rajasthan wale maamle me Sanjay mujhe raat me phone karega. Wo bhi teri he baat keh raha tha ki aisa koyi tantrik-aujha type aadmi he hota hai aur huliya pata karwa lega wo raat tak. Uske baad pata karte hai ki ye dono alag alag insaan aakhir kis jadd se jude hai.", Darwaje par dobara dastak hui toh wo yuvak laut aaya tha limca ke 2 gilaas aur namak ki dibbi-chammach liye. Table par rakhne ke baad wo bahar chala gaya aur darwaja wapis band.
"Mujhe lagta hai jabtak Sanjay soochna dega tera londa us se pehle is kaam me jutt gaya hoga. Teri he aulaad hai na bhai toh chain toh usko bhi na padne wala agar mamla samajh aaya hoga toh. Waise Arjun kab kaha hota hai ye kisi ko pata bhi rehta hai ya koyi kuch poochta he nahi?", Ab Shankar ko thoda sa khatka hua dono baatein sunn kar.
"Ghar pe hai toh uske ek ek minute ka gharwalo ko pata rehta hai bhai. Gaanv ke maamle me nahi pata aur ab chhuttiyan bita li hai toh saamne he rahega. Kyun koyi aur kaand kar diya kya isne wapis aate he?", Shankar ka tanz Manju wale maamle me tha aur uski muskaan dekh Daleep ne khisiyate se haami bhari.
"Savere Saroj ne phone lagaya tha Manju ka haal lene toh Menaka ne uthaya. Ye tera junior Manju ko chhat par yogasan karwa raha tha us samay. Bata ab 6 baje wo ye sab karne lag raha."
"Atchi baat hai na Daleep bhai ki koyi toh apni jimmewari utha raha hai. Bitiya peit se hai aur padhne ke sath ghar me pasre rehna sehat ke liye thik nahi. Aur subah niyam ke sath kasrat karna uske liye toh badhiya hai he par bache ke liye jyada faaydemand hai. Kal thoda dekha tha Manju ko maine aur wo lag rahi thi chidchidi hui ho jaise. Tu kuch din ke liye Saroj ko yaha kyun nahi chhod deta aur ho sake toh tu bhi reh le. Shaniwar-eitwar dono ladkiyon ko ghar le gaya baaki yaha Saroj rahegi toh beti ka dhyaan har waqt rakh sakegi. Mera moorakh toh ghar se ek kaam ke liye nikalta nahi jo har samay uplabdh ho. Yaha aaya toh pehle Renuka aur maa ko Modal Town chhodta aaya aur idhar se abhi Param ke ghar nikla hai apni behan ke liye paper lene jiski tayaari me Ritu juti hui hai. Waha par pakka Yashoda chachi ne kuch kaam aur bata dena nahi toh wo kaali devi aayi hui hai jisko hamesha kuch na kuch kaam rehta he hai. Ghar jaayega toh maa pehle kuch sochi milegi aur stadium toh abhi jaane na wala.", Shankar ko itne vistaar se Arjun ki dincharya batate dekh Daleep ne bhi ek gehri saans bhari.
"Eb ye bhi na pata ke Manju kiske baalak ki maa ban ne ja rahi aur gussa uska sirf Arjun ke saamne he kaabu rehta. Uska kya uski maa ka bhi gussa na bahar nikalta Arjun ke saamne."
"DNA ki jarurat nahi hai agar tum itna he soch rahe ho. Us jhaantu ke palle kuch tha jis se byaah karwaya tha.? Medical report tabhi apne paas thi jab usko police me ghuswaya tha aur ek kaabil officer ab bhi ye pooch raha ke Manju ki kokh me kiski aulaad hai? Dekh Daleep bhai, galtiyan hamari hai chahe humne Manju ka byaah is wajah se bhi waha karwaya tha ke wo namard tha aur baad me Manju ki shaadi sahi se karwa denge. Ab sala ye Arjun pehle he nishana maare baitha hai ye thodi pata tha. Main kisi ko dosh nahi de sakta isme kyunki na main Arjun se pooch sakta hu aur na tu Manju se ki aulaad ka baap kaun hai. Par jaanta main bhi hu aur ab tu bhi maan he le ki Saroj isliye Arjun ka laad sammaan damaad jaisa karti hai kyonki wo maa hai aur usko sach pata hai. Agar tujhe lagta hai ki inka byaah karwa diya jaaye toh mere hath is maamle me khade hai. Hum dono he phir phasenge kyonki Sheela ke chutiye se byaah karwane wale hum he the, khaas kar tu. Dr Bhargav bata rahi thi ki Manju ka teesra mahina hai jabki shaadi ki taarikh se ye mumkin nahi. Baat yahi khatam karte hai yaar.. jaane ab dimaag kaha phir jaaye.", Daleep ne bhi feeki si hansi di jaise wo bhi is maamle me dur he rehna chahta ho.
"Stadium me.. Ab Manju ne toh dubara byaah ke liye saaf mana kar diya hai apni maa ko. Bol rahi thi ki college poora karke wo bahar jana chahti hai international coaching ke liye aur apna bhavishya behatar banane ko. Uska baapu marji kar chuka aur ab wo apne sapne poore karegi. Maine bhi keh diya ki jo thik lage wo kare bas agli aulaad na kar diyo jis se meri moonch saaf karni pade. Waise anjaane he sahi lekin mujhe jara bhi dukh nahi Shankar ki Arjun uski hone wali santaan ka pita hai. Ulta khushi hai mujhe ki meri beti ka chunaav behtar raha. Chal bhai roti he khila de ab. Dekhe Rekha ne aaj kya khaas bheja hai tere teen khaane ke dibbe me.", Daleep aur Shankar ke beech yahi aatmik judaav tha jo sanvedanshil mudde par bhi behas ki bajaye santusht the.
"Usko na pata tha ke mera sahdu mere paas aanewala hai. Nahi toh paneer ki bhurji bana kar bhejti. Honge bharwa tinde ya karele aur kheer toh bani thi subah jo main 4 katori kha ke nikla tha."
"Paneer ki bhurji aur desi ghee ke plain parathe he hai bhai isme toh. Matlab Rekha ko pata tha ke main milne aaunga tujhse. Hahaha.. raaita hai kheer ki jagah.. aalu, pyaaj ka.. Waah bhai halwa bhi.. mauj he kar di Shankar aaj toh."
"3 tere 3 mere hai be. Bhurji akele tujhe na pasand. Usko pata hai ki main bhi shauk se khata hu aur dekhiyo isme saabut hari mirch bhi niklegi.. Lugaai khaane ke maamle me toh badhiya mili hai bhai.", Aur jaisa Shankar ne kaha tha waise he sabut hari mirch najar bhi aayi Daleep ko jo prabhavit hua Shankar ke sateek anumaan se.
"Mahari he kismat me saag aur aalu pyaaj likhe the bhai. Kayi baar toh yu lage hai ki Saroj ne chauthi sabji he na pata. Waah.. swaad he aa gaya.."
"Saare swaad ek lugaai me hote toh tu bahar daal fry aur chutney khata firta? Mauj band hai aajkal?"
"Ekdum bhai.. bahar wali bhi gayi aur gharwali toh taang ke rakhe hai jis wajah se ghar he na rukta main toh.
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"Bhai ko khana toh khaane degi ya aise he le chalegi? Manni, tu bhi lunch kar le.", Yaha Arjun ghar me aate he sabse atche se mila tha par jaise he kursi par baitha toh seedhiyan utarti hui uske saamne aa khadi hui ye Russian gudiya si Marina ne adhikar se kaha ki wo Arjun ko le kar market ja rahi hai. Ghutne tak unchi frock me uska charhara badan qaid hone ke sath aaj wo Russian tarike se he gunthi hui choti kiye thi, kaafi wajni aur lambi. Dekhne se he wo ek khaas aabha prakt karti lagti aur Arjun swayam shabd na dhoond saka uski tareef me. Haan Ruchi jarur ek taraf baithi muskura rahi thi inhe dekhti hui.
"Manne ke gunaah kiya hai jo tu akeli jaayegi iske sath? Maa, khana Arjun hotel me khila dega humne. Chaal Manni.."
"Booi.. This is not fair. Granny aap bolo booi ko ye nayi ja sakte. Aur wo Romela aunty aa rahe na lunch par? Stay with her. Mujhe bahot sara kaam hai market ka. Ab tum papers le liye na phir uthte nahi? We have to return before 5 and its already past 2.", Arjun hairaan thi ki wo ab jawaab kya de kyonki yaha sab Marina ke he toh pariwar wale the. Annie rasoi se bahar nikli toh aaj usne bhi lambi skirt ke sath aadhi baah ki kameej pehni hui thi. Jism poora dhakne ke bawjood itna gadraya hua tha ki har kataav Arjun ke samaksh par muskaan utni he pyaari.
"Le he jao isko Arjun.. else kisi ko lunch nahi karne degi. aur Romela ke liye mujhe gaadi bhejni padi kyonki tum ghar nahi the na us time apne. Wapis jaate hue apni aunt ko lete hue jaoge na?", Arjun kaise mana kar sakta tha? Uski saas jo aa rahi thi aur Romela kahi kam thi haq jataane me.
"Thik hai phir hum market se jaldi aa jayenge aunty. Marina ne jo lena hai wo dilwane ke sath lunch wahi kar lenge. Waise bhi main toh sirf ye exam papers he lene aaya tha aur ghar pe bore he hona tha jab sab log waha busy hai. Chaliye.. main market he chalte hai.", Arjun utha toh Marina ne aisa mooh banaya jaise usko Arjun ki baat pasand nahi aayi.
"Main bataunga kaha jana hai. Mumma, timer nahi lagana..", Yahi toh tooti footi hindi bolne ka nirala andaaj tha is bala ka jo apne ghar me unmukt rehti thi. Aur wapis apni pauti ko khush dekh kar Yashoda ji bas dua he maang saki, mann he mann.
"Arri, chhatri toh leti ja apne sath. Dhoop me aise he niklegi market me? Waise bhi idhar ke logo ne aankhen faad faad dekhna hai tujhe.", Ruchi ko ab chinta hui is gori gulabi gudiya ki jo hath ko 'x' me banati aankhen dikhane lagi.
"Booi.. car hai na? Doop se nayi melt honewali main. And we will walk under shade. Nayi Arjun?"
"Jaisa kaho.", Ab Arjun ek baar fir se khud ko alag kar gaya bua bhatiji ke beech se.
"See.. Ye jaanta hai jaisa mujhe atcha lagega wo thik rahega. Bye and I took 5 grands (hajaar) from your purse Granny.", Apni daadi ko wo batati gayi ki unke batue se 5000 nikaal ke le liye hai usne. Arjun peeche peeche chalta hua yahi soch raha tha ke yaha bhi ab kuch durghatna na ho aaye. Waise he Marina jyada taam-jhaam na karne ke bawjood chalti firti aag he lag rahi thi. Roshni me toh uski jheeni frock ke bhitar se he kaali panty dono sudol kulho ko dhaki saaf jaahir thi gor se dekhne par.
"Atcha hua ye aafat nikli toh ghar se."
"Ruchi, wo toh nikli par bhugatna us bechare ko padega jiske gale ye pagli padi hai. Ghar bata de behan ji ko phone kar ke ya meri baat karwa de ki Arjun ko thoda samay lagega. Ab iske baap ne toh ghar aana nahi aana kuch pata nahi hota aur tere pita ji 8 se pehle dikhte he kaha hai toh phir kiske sath jaayegi ye bechari.? Driver pasand nahi usko.", Yaha Yashoda ji ke kehne par Ruchi ne phone laga diya tha aur bahar us kaali Lancer me Ritu wali seat par Marina ko batihate hue Arjun ne he hamesha ki tarah darwaja khola aur is ekaant me Marina ne dhime se kaha 'my driver'.
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"Rajpal card khun chhapwa raha hai? Fauji ka he samajh na aata ke kab kya karne lage. Pehle toh rishta he taal raha tha ke Savita abhi aage padhegi par ekdum he agle mahine byaah ka din nikalwa liya. Sunn rahe ho ji? Kaajal ka bhi sochna padega agar Minder ki bahu ghar lya re ho toh.", Ye Sadhu Singh ke ghar me aaj bhojan upraant ek behas roopi charcha aarambh kar di thi unki dharampatni ne. Bimla Devi ab apni bitiya ke prati chintit thi jo aajkal jyadatar subah ke waqt jungle me aur dopehar Savita ke sath rehti thi. Hansod aur ziddi Kaajal ne aisa badal liya tha ki Saadhu Singh bhi apni laadli ki fikar karne lage the. Aur yaha ye vivaah ki baat unke bete aur fauji ki bitiya evam Kaajal ki ekmatra sangini Savita ki ho rahi thi. Charcha ke beech ek taraf bahar se ghoom fir kar lauta Mahender urf Minder aa baitha toh apne baapu ke liye paani ka gilaas liye Kaajal bhi aayi.
"Byaah ke card toh banwayega he bhaagwan jab 20-50 log bulane pade. Ab time badal gaya jab haldi chawal leke aamantrit karne khud jaaya jata tha. Aur Rajpal ki chinta waajib hai Bimla kyonki ab uska tabadla Kashmir ho raha hai. Yahi 30 din wo ghar bitaane aaya hai aur apne bete ko wo faujiyon wale school me he daakhila dilwa raha. Kaka (Savita ke dada) bhi 30 din baad apni janambhumi laut rahe. Keh rahe the ki Savita he ghar sambhal rahi thi toh ab uske byaah ke baad wo apne chote bhai ke waha he baaki jiwan gujarenge. Fauji ko bhi samjho thoda.. Aur kitna sabar rakhe insaan jab peeche biwi wale kaam jawaan hoti beti dekhti rahe, budha baap ghar ki rakhwali kare kyonki beta desh ki sarhad par hai. Kaajal ke paas toh sab hai par Savita bitiya ko bhi toh jiwan ke baaki rang dekhne chahiye ke nahi?", Saadhu Singh ke vichaaro ko sunn kar Kaajal ne apne baapu ko ek taraf se gale he laga liya aur Minder bhi apne byaah ki jaldi dekh thoda sharmaya aur phir baat ko badalte hue kehne laga.
"Yaha ki jameen kaun dekhege baapu Fauji kaka ki?"
"Tere naam he hogi jab beti byaah rahe toh dahej me jameen bhi aayegi.", Bimla jaise khud he bol kar ab pachtaane wali thi jab Kaajal ne ghoor kar apni maa ko dekha aur Saadhu Singh ne bhi inkaar me sar hilaya
"Kal shaam Fauji ne bhi yahi keha the ke main jameen Minder ke naam karwa du ek do din tak par maine mana kar diya bhaagwan. Ab pehle meri poori baat sunn le dhyaan se fir apni raaye de. Jameen kaayde se aur dharam se bhi Savita ke he naam honi chahiye kyunki kal ko uska bhai bada hoga toh uske liye kuch toh ho? Dekhya jaaye toh mera sabkuch mere bete ka hai aur jo apne bhaag (kismat) ka Kaajal leke jaayegi wo iska. Kaajal college me dakhila le rahi toh Savita kyun na le bhala? Minder apni lugaai ko sath na leke jaayega? Bol beta, tu chahve hai ki teri biwi aage padhe?", Ye sawaal aakhir Savita ke hone wale pati se poochna banta tha aur wahi kiya Sadhu Singh ne.
"Haan par dakhile ka tame toh likad chukya baapu. Late fees ke baad bhi 3 din pehle aakhiri taarikh thi. Ghar pe kaam bhi kitna hai apne aur raat me Savita Kaajal mil ke dekh lengi, maa ka araam ho je ga. Par dakhila ab mushkil hai."
"Hammmmm..", Saadhu Singh ko bhi ab chinta hui ye sunn kar lekin ekdum se Kaajal he bol uthi.
"Baapu, Pandit ji se baat karke dekh lo ek baari. Unke waha toh byaah me bhi university - college wale principal aaye hoye the. Savita keh rahi thi ki wo home science lena chahti hai. Ab main toh padhne me uske jitni hoshiyar bhi nahi. Mere aaye 54 toh uske 72 pratishat, jabki ghar poora sambhalti hai wo.", Yaha Rameshwar ji ka ullekh hote he Saadhu Singh ko himmat mili aur wo apne samdhi ko ye saabit karna chahta tha ki uski beti is ghar me bhi beti ki tarah he rahegi. Bimla devi toh kabhi apne peit par khujane lagti toh kabhi stanno ki nihchaai me. Par uski sudh na Saadhu Singh lete the aur na dobara kabhi Arjun he lauta tha. Par yaha unke pariwar ka sunn kar he uske zehan me hatta katta wo naujawaan ubhar aaya jisne maa aur beti dono ko he aseem sharirik santushti di thi.
"Haan.. sahi bataya tumne bitiya aur waise bhi padhne likhne walo ke liye toh Pandit ji hamesha he sehyog karte rahe hai. Subah mila bhi tha main Arjun beta se jab wo pehle sector me aa raha tha. Kuch din gaanv chala gaya tha wo bhi byaah shaadi me mehnat karne ke baad. Saanjh me he jata hu Rajpal ko sath le kar jis se kal ka din vyarth jaaya na ho."
"Main bhi chalu baapu tumhare sath?", Kaajal ki utsukta jawaab he de gayi jab Arjun ke yaha na hone ki wajah pata lagne ke sath ye bhi jaankari mili ki wo kaha tha aur ab laut bhi aaya hai. Bimla Devi ke chehre par kutilta si aayi jo turant aujhal bhi ho gayi mahol dekhte hue.
"Kya karegi udhar ja kar? Na toh tu kisi ko jaanti hai waha par aur hum sirf bagiche me Pandit ji se baat kar ke laut aayenge. Shehar jana hai toh le ja apne bhai ko aur sath Savita ko bhi. Hum log Fauji ki fatfatiya se chale jaayenge.", Kaajal ko bhi samajh aa chuka tha ke waha jaane se laabh toh kuch hone nahi wala aur jisko dekhne jana hai us se baat bhi kya ho sakegi.
"Thik hai par sehar aaj nahi kal jaaungi. Angoothi banwani hai na bhai aur Savita ki, toh dono ne jana he hai. Main chali Savita ke yaha, uske baapu abhi toh sehar he gaye hue hai khana karke.", Yaha se Kaajal hirni si uchalti hui nikal bhaagi ghar ke saamne wali sadak paar karti hui us ghar jaha filhaal Savita swayam bhojan karke hati thi, sabki khilane ke baad. Peeche Saadhu Singh ko apni bitiya khush dekh kar aanand aaya toh Bimla Devi mann me sochne lagi ki kuch na kuch toh chakkar Kaajal jarur chalayegi. Minder apne kamre me cooler chaalu karke bister par pasar gaya. Ab uski bhi shaadi honewali thi us ladki se jiske sapne wo roj dekhta aaya tha. Haan bebasi yahi thi ki aaj tak Savita ne usko apna badan chhoone tak na diya.
"Tu yaha akeli baithi hui hai aur thik ek mahine baad tera byaah hone wala hai. Shakal kyun utari hui hai teri?", Yaha Savita jhoothe bartan maanjne ke baad akeli he ghar ke sabse pichle kaksh me baithi thi aur dhalke hue darwaje ko khol kar dhamm se uske diwaan se bister par Kaajal aa baithi. Sanwli si dilkash Savita ke badi badi najro me wahi soonapan dikhaai diya jo Kaajal kitne he dino se dekh rahi thi. Par wo aayi bhi toh jaise wahi khoyi chamak lautane thi apni sakhi ki.
"Nayi baat bata koyi? Byaah toh pehle bhi wahi hona tha aur ab bhi wahi ho raha hai. 6 mahine pehle he sahi jab hona he hai. Waise tera muklawa taye ho gaya kya jo itna chehak rahi hai?", Kaajal bura sa mooh banati hui uski rukhaai dekhte hue kamre me idhar udhar dekhne lagi. Phir najre wahi jamm gayi jaha sabse khaas cheej lakdi ki khoonti par aaj bhi waise he tangi thi jaise mahine bhar pehle. Kaajal uth kar wahi dupatta utaar laayi jisko dekhte hue Savita ne narajgi se sar jhuka liya.
"Kya baat Savita, tu isko abhi tak sambhale hue hai jabki tera toh byaah hone ja raha mere bhai se.? Waise bhi fata hua kapda ghar me rakhna thik nahi. Main leti jaungi isko jab iske badle tu nayi le he chuki thi.", Abhi Kaajal us dupatte ko samet kar apni taraf he rakhne lagi thi ki Savita ne badi he teji jhapatta sa maarte hue wo vastra apne kabje me le liya. Aur yaha drishya aisa tha ki simta hua dupatta uske seene par dil wale sthaan par laga hua aur aankhon me gussa jaise Kaajal ne koyi bhaari galti ki ho.
"Tere bhai ki biwi ban na mera naseeb tha Kaajal lekin ek ehsaas na mujhse wo chheen sakta hai aur na uparwala. Arjun nahi lauta toh ye bhi maine apni kismat maan li par kam se kam ye eklauti yaad toh barkaraar rehne de mere paas. Nahi jaanti thi ki us andheri subah wo durghatna jiwan me kaise badlaav laayegi. Minder toh hath pakadne ke aage bahot kuch karne ke mauke dekhta rehta hai par tujhe yaad bhi hai ki main khud Arjun ke saamne kapde utaar rahi thi aur wo bas mere chehre ko dekh raha tha. Mujhe wahi ehsaas khush rehne ke liye bahot hai Kaajal.. Bas ek itchha thi ki maili hone se pehle ..", Aage Savita ki jubaan he uska sath chhod chuki thi aur wo usi sooti jheene dupatte ko chehre par lagati hui apne aansu chhupane ki asafal koshish karne lagi. Ye sachmuch ek ankhula aur gehra prem tha jiski gehraai Kaajal toh kya he samajhti par wo kaise bhi karke apni is sakhi ka dukh dur karna he chahti thi.
"Arri oh pagli.. chup kar ab aur main toh teri khinchaai he kar rahi thi khushkhabri dene se pehle. Jaanti hai itne din tak tera cycle wala kyun nahi dikha?", Ab ek taraf se Savita ko wo sang lagaaye gaal sehla rahi thi is masoom ka jiske khwaab bhi kuch khaas nahi the.
"Ro nahi rahi aur rona aata bhi na mujhe. Ab tu bata kya khushkhabri hai? Soch samajh ke boliyo jo bhi bolne ja rahi hai. Main ab tere he bhai ki biwi ban ne ja rahi hu."
"Uske bas ka kuch na hai aur mujhe farak bhi nahi padta ke Minder isko kaise lega agar pata bhi chala toh. Arjun gaanv tha apne aur ab idhar wapis laut aaya hai jaisa baapu se pata chala. Tune bahot sabar kiya hai jiska phal toh tujhe main dilwa kar he rahungi. Dekh main toh us ghore ke niche isliye aayi thi kyonki wo marad hai poora.. Mere sath he meri maa tak taang khol baithi kyonki mardangi he aisi hai uski. Par wo ladka na teri parwaah bhi karta hai aur kahi na kahi pyaar bhi. Usko yahi darr hoga ki kal ko teri shaadi hone wali hai aur unch neech na ho jaaye. Waise bhi tu bakri jaisi toh hai mere jaisi gaaye ke mukable.. Hahaha.. Tu na kal savere bakhat se nikal liye ghar se jungle ki taraf. Mera dil keh raha ke wo jarur aayega. Jaruri nahi ke tum dono ke beech wo sab ho jaaye par tu apne mann ke keh diyo aur wo apna sach bata dega.", Kaajal ne shabdo ka dhyaan rakha beshak Savita aur wo ek dusre ke samaksh nirvastra bhi hui thi pehle lekin abhi baat ki gambhirta alag thi.
"Haan.. itna sabar rakha hai toh ye bhi sahi par pita ji bhi toh aaye hue hai ghar. Baba toh khet par sone chale jaate hai par pita ji ke rehte ghar se nikal bhi lu toh aane me deri hone se kya jawaab dungi."
"Tension na le tu fauji kaka ki. Wo toh savere pehli gaadi se xxxx jaane wale hai jaisa maa ne bataya tha. Tujhe batana bhool gaye honge aur 4 baje wo niklenge toh peeche he tu nikal liyo. Haan niche ke baal utaar liyo aaj he.. Is ghore ko ghaas pasand nahi hai aur saaf maidaan par daudta bhi badhiya hai..", Yaha wo kaunsa maidaan aur ghaas bata rahi thi, ye atche se samajhti hui Savita ne jhoothi narajgi se uske kandhe par maarna chaha toh hath motte thos stanno ke shikar se ja laga aur kaamuk chehra banati Kaajal bol uthi.
"Aahhh.. bawli.. inhe toh wahi nichodta hai badhia.. tere wale mooh me bhar bhar ke khaayega.. mere tu rehne de.."
"Hatt kamini kahi ki.. Main milne jaungi ya ye sab karne?"
"Savita darling, tu toh mere ghar pe mere saamne he nangi ho chali thi uske liye. Aur likhwa le.. Usne tere ye patle patle honth mooh me bhar ke choosne shuru kiye na toh jab aankh khulegi toh jhanda gadd chuka hoga uska tere khet me.. Bechara Minder.. ichhh ichhchh..", Jis adaa se usne apne bhai ke liye mooh banate hue awaaj ki thi, Savita uske sang he hansne lagi.
"Kamini kahi ki.. Zindagi tere bhai ke sath he toh nibhni hai ab."
"Par usko wo na naseeb hona jiske sapne dekhta rehta hai. Meri toh abhi se geeli ho gai jabki chudne tujhe hai."
"Chhiii.. tu kitna ganda bolti hai ri.. Meri bala se tu leit jaaiyo uske niche. Main toh mil kar he khush hu. Waise haal toh tera bhi thik nahi hai jabse usne aana chhoda. Tujhe kya lagta hai ke wo sirf ghar me byaah ki wajah se he vyast tha ya kuch aur kaaran hai jo usne idhar aana band kiya.?", Ye sawaal khaas tha aur Kaajal ke paas iska jawaab bhi.
"Darshana kaaki ko maa bata rahi thi ki Arjun jab unhe maja de raha tha toh unke mooh se mana karne ke bawjood gaali nikal gayi. Gaal unhone nikali aur saja dekh kisko mili. Darshana kaaki ka yaar unhe mana raha tha ke wo maa ko unke liye tayaar kar de. Aur jaanti hai us kutte ka maksad kya hai?", Ye baat Savita bhi jaanti thi ki Bimla devi ki devrani ka chakkar kiske sang hai aur gaanv ka wo vyakti kaisa hai iski bhi samajh thi.
"Tere par dil aaya hua hai Sillu ka aur seedha wo himmat kar na sakta. Waise kaaki ke peeche padega he jab kaaki hai he itni nikhri hui. Tu kuch kuch unke jaisi hai aur thoda jaldi khill gai."
"Bawli, mere peeche na padd sakta wo kutta. Aajkal wo baapu ke paas bhi chakkar lagata hai khet pe aur Minder bhi saanjh ko uske sath baithta hai kue wali taraf. Daaru peete hai waha par wo log aur kal raat jab wo pichle bagiche ki taraf bhai se baat kar raha tha tab baat teri he chal rahi thi. Kamina bol raha tha ke Minder ki toh kismat he khul gayi jo Savita jaisi kamsin ladki se byaah ho raha hai. Ab is se jyada toh wo kuch bol nahi sakta tha lekin mera mann keh raha ke wo bhai ki aad me tere najdeek hone ki koshish karega. Maa ke jariye wo ghusne ki koshish me hai ghar pe aur Darshana kaaki 2-3 baar maa ko manane ki koshish karti bhi dikhi. Maa na maanti ye toh pata hai aur shayad yahi wajah hai ke Sillu bhai se yaari majboot kar raha hai. Kal shayad wahi sath chale apni gaadi le kar teri aur bhai ki angoothi ka naap dilwane. Par tab main bhi rahungi sath."
"Us se pehle mujhe ab Arjun ka he intjaar hai. Angoothi ke liye toh main purani koyi de dungi ya ye jo pehni hui hai. Waise savere tu sath he rahiye Kaajal.. Akele jana thik nahi us taraf andhere me. Ye Sillu bhi raat me kheto par rehta hai na aajkal?"
"Oh.. Tujhe lagta hai ke wo kahi..? Chal tere liye ye bhi sahi aur waise bhi nehar me nahaye bahot samay ho chuka. 10 din toh sookhi he thi aur ab aayi hai toh mausam bhi badhiya hai.", Yaha salaah bann chuki thi us insaan se milne ke liye jiska aana na aana he suniyojit na tha. Arjun inse kahi dur tha is waqt us haseena ke sath jo Savita si haalat liye thi aaj tak aur ab wo uski goad me baithi thi, shehar ki bheed bhaad se dur.
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"Ab toh koyi shikayat nahi hai na?", Chalti car me jaha pichli seat par 3-4 packet pade the naye vastro ke wahi agli par Arjun ki bagal me baithi Marina muskurate hue apni frock ke bhitar wo kaali panty pehan rahi thi jisko kuch samay pehle he nikal diya tha usne. Mann ki shanka dur karne ke sath Arjun ne Marina ki ardh-akshat gulaabi yoni ke bhitar ki garmi ko bhi hath aur mooh se bhali bhaanti thanda kiya tha. Abhi tak Marina ke madhyam stanno ke bhitar halki tees uth rahi thi, meethi jalan jaha Arjun ke hatho ne bakhubi mardan kiya tha ye jatlaate hue ki us raat Marina ne kuch galat nahi kiya tha.
"Hain. Par isko solve karenge jab tum wapis aayega aunty ke sath tour se. Mera night stay nahi bhoolna? Main tumhare pas rukna hoga, sister ke sath nahi. Par tum still hard ho. I can help though it is quite huge and inhumane. I don't know how any virgin girl.. matlab nahi hoga kisi ladki se isko poora apne inside karna.", Arjun jawaab de sakta tha ki aisi ek darjan se jyada hongi jo isko pehli baar mushkil se lene ke baad ab poora nichod leti hai. Mushkil toh abhi bhi hoti hai aur yahi wajah thi ki Marina ko market me apne sath ghumane ke baad sirf upari taur se santusht kiya tha. Jagah toh uske paas ek behad surakshit thi lekin Marina ghar jaane laayak na bachti agar wo aaj uske patla doodhiya jism par apni gehri chaap laga deta.
"Ek toh tum thoda bahot hindi ko english me likhna shuru karo Marina. Gender badal deti ho tum bolte hue aur dusri baat ye hai ki jabtak saamne wale se baat clear na ho jaaye tab tak aise akele jeena nahi chahiye. I do have my separate place and it is totally safe but I think our first time should be beyond time limits. Hamara ghar ya tumhara ghar, koyi bhi jagah ho par ghar se bahar nahi. Waise hum lunch kar sakte the?", Arjun ne sab batane ke baad bhookh yaad dilaai toh Marina ne muskurate hue na me sar hilaya.
"Muje utna bhook nayi hai. Ghar ka khana best jaisa Oldie King bolte hai. My mom is super suspicious and it's not her fault. She admires you.. Offend mat hona Arjun but ye sach hai. You know.. Mumma and Romela aunty ka relation thoda alag hai.", Yaha bra ko sahi karte hue apne nukile gore stanno ke gulabi chuchak jaanchne ke baad unhe atche se bhitar karti Marina ne ye dhamaka aise kiya jaise ye badi baat na ho par Arjun ke toh kaan sunn he ho chale jab suna ki Romela aunty he uski peeche nahi hai jaisa bahot baar saabit bhi hua tha. Annie Sangwan jaisi daayre me rehne wali mahila ka uske prati aakarshit hona jarur badi ghatna thi.
"Tum ye kaise keh sakti ho? Aunty toh hamesha he ek distance se baat karti hai mujhse aur unhone kabhi bhi aisa nahi lagne diya ki main unke liye bete se alag hu. Romela aunty ke sath unke relations?"
"Hahaha.. muje lagta he tha ke tum Durak ho.. I mean fool.. Durak fool ek he hota hai. Ye milfs ka behaviour itna saani (asaani) se samaj aata toh wo mature kaise rehti? Romela aunty is like my mom's special friend. Maine dekha tha unhe kiss karte hue and.. ona laskala svoi bedra.. Sorry.. wo mom ka hips daba rahi thi, inside her skirt. But wo jyada time nahi chala kyonki marriage wali jagah thi aur room me koyi bhi aa sakta tha jaise main gaya."
"Tum aa gayi not aa gaya. Waise Russian language mere bilkul samajh nahi aati. Ek bhi word nahi par sunn kar atcha laga. Hahaha.."
"You.. Tum toh khush he hogi na Arjun? Bach kar rehna main bolti hu. Romela aunty ka toh mujhe nahi pata par dekhne se wo aggressive bahot hai. But my mom is Russkaya devushka s fermy.. Wo Russian lady hai mehnat wali jagah se. Tumara penis bada hai par umar aur experience me zero ho. Mommy apne limits se kabhi bahar hui toh tum down.", Arjun aur Annie ka takraav kya rang lata ye toh abhi dur dur tak kahi na likha gaya par Marina jarur apni maa ki taraf thi jaise usko jyada jaankari ho apne desh ki mahilaon ek baare me. Yaha Arjun ke dimaag me bas yahi chalne laga tha ke ye paagal ladki anjaane me aisa kuch bata gayi jo nahi batana chahiye tha. Ab wo chaah kar bhi Annie ko waise na dekh sakega jaise abhi tak chal raha tha. Upar se Romela aur Annie ke beech ye antrang sambandh hona ek alag he mudda ban chuka tha. Aakhir uski maa Rekha bhi toh ghanisth thi Romela ke aur unke beech pragaadh prem aaj ka nahi tha. Ek he pal me uske mann me apni maa aur Romela ke jism aapas me lipatne se lage aur ye sochna he tha ki Marina thoda tej chillai jis se Arjun ki gaadi ke break turant dabb gaye.
"Fool.. dekho hum abhi bache hai mushkil se. Saamne kisi ka accident hua hai aur tumhara dhyaan kaha tha.?", Chowk par laal-batti ke paas zebra crossing paar karke ruki apni gaadi aur fir Marina ko dekhte hue Arjun ne apna chehra paunchte hue vichaaro ko jhatka. Aise khayaal usko ek pal me he bechain kar gaye the jinme uski maa aur Romela antrang dikhi.
"Haan.. wo dhyaan kahi aur tha. Sorry. Waise tum baitho, main dekh kar aata hu kya hua hai.", Arjun car se utar kar chowk ki taraf badh gaya jaha atchhi khaasi bheed jama thi aur yatayaat ko sabhi taraf se rukwa kar 2 policewale is bheed me ghuse. Arjun bhi udhar he badh gaya apna dhoop ka chasma chehre par lagata hua. Koyi contessa car wala tha jisne ek dupahiya ke takkar maari thi aur chalane wala jaise taise salamat bach gaya. Par ab gaadi wala he yaha bheed lagaane ke baad dhauns dikhate hue us sadharan se vyakti ko dhamka raha tha un dono policewalo ke saamne.
"Ae uncle.. meri gaadi thik laal batti par ruki hai aur us se pehle yaha peeli ya hari he hogi. Matlab inki galti kaha hui? Upar se aap toh 4 tyre ke bhitar AC me surakshit baithe the par inhe gambhir chot aati toh kya aise he hekdi jhaadte.? Uncle ji aap report likhwao hawaldar sahab ko inki. Waise bhi yaha dhero chashamdid hai khaali tamasha dekhne walo ke sath.", Arjun ne scooter ko stand par khada karne ke baad policewale ki taraf dekha jo haami bharte hue apni jeb se diary aur pen nikal chuka tha.
"Ae ladke tum jaante nahi ho mujhe.. Ye meri report likhenge aur ye 2 take ka aadmi case ladne ki kuvvatt rakhta hai B.S. Agarwal ke saamne? Khud advocate hu main aur gaadi par jo nishaan aaye hai na unka harjana vasool karunga wo alag."
"Jaane do beta.. baat yahi khatam karte hai aur waise bhi scooter ka bhi nuksaan nahi hua aur mere bhi kapde fatne se bach gaye."
"Aise kaise jaane de uncle ji. Aap sharif insaan hai lekin saamne wala kameena ho na toh usko aukaat dikha he deni chahiye. Nahi toh yahi dobara hoga aur tab kya pata saamne wale ki kismat aap jitni atchi na ho. Aap likho uncle ji is vakil ki gaadi ka number aur ab case me aap mera naam likho pratyakshdarshi ka."
"Ae kameena kisko bola be tu? 2 take ka launda nakli rayban pehan kar mujhse hoshiyari kar raha hai. Herogiri yahi udhed dunga aur constable, tumhe pata hai na main kaun hu?"
"Aapne bera hai hai vakil saab ke yu chhora kunn hai? Kaali pant ke tale safedi padd je gi agar sara jimma chhore ne le liya toh. Pandit Rameshwar ji ka pauta hai yu arr mahare SHO saab ka bhanja. Jyada jaankari dyu ke itne me kaan pakad ke maafi maangoge?", Ye hawaldar jisko Arjun uncle bula raha tha wo bhali bhanti pehchanta tha Arjun ko aur uska parichaya sunn kar B.S. Agarwal sahab ka kanth he sookhne laga jo ab chehra saaf karte hue aaspas dekhne lage. Log muskura rahe the ya is aadmi ki hansi udaa rahe the, ye behas ka vishaya utna jaruri nahi tha.
"Maaf karna."
"Mujhse nahi vakil sahab.. maafi inse maangiye aur aapki gaadi par wo kala sticker utna bada nahi jitni ek insaan ke jiwan ki keemat hoti hai. Traffic light todna jyada bada jurn nahi hoga par usko todne ke baad agar kisi ko takkar maar di jaaye toh dharayen aap atche se jaante hai. Deshwal uncle ji, nibatwao jara inka maamla aur mama sahi kehte hai aapke baare me. Darr toh aapko CM ka naam bhi diary me likhne se nahi lagta."
"Beta vardi na manne kamaai hai, kise CM ne ghar aa ke na di thi. Hahaha.. bhai sahab.. ke karna hai inka?", Arjun toh maamla sulwata kar bheed ko nikalne ka ishara deta hua laut aaya par waha wo vyakti jaise dobara milne wala tha kahi na kahi.
"Jaane do bhai sahab inhe. Jis tarah aapne apni vardi ka maan hai, hume bhi apni vardi ki samajh hai jo bas sarhad pe he pehne rehte hai. Subedar Rajpal Singh naam hai ji mera aur wo ladka bhale na jaanta ho par Pandit ji bhi apne he hai jinhone yahi sikhaya tha ke ek baar toh chhod he dena chahiye. Gaadi peeche kar lo Agarwal saab aur jo hoya jaane do ji. Bas kabhi kabhi sabar kar liya karo ji kyunki ye niyam na hamare he faayde ke liye banaye jaate hai jisko safed-kaale coat se bahar nikal kar samajhna chahiye.", Hawaldar Deshwal ne jab vyakti ka poora parichaya suna toh gale lag kar mila aur vakil sahab toh gaadi peeche karne lage. Ab scooter ko dhakel kar hawaldar ji he sadak kinare le chale.
"Aisa bhai, chai peeye bina toh main na jaane dunga. Aisa awsar roj roj na milta ke apna koyi jaat fauji bhai mile aur wo bhi itna thanda ke dil me thandak padd jaaye. Waise yaha par faujdaari wala kaayda toh na lagta na?"
"Hahaha.. badhiya baat hai Deswal bhai. Chutti pe hu bitiya ke byaah khaatir aur garmi aapki tarah bas tabhi rehti jab vardi chhaati par chadhi ho. Aadmi aap bhi badhiya lage."
"Pakda fer peele chawal bhatiji ke byaah ke bhai.. Re Gulsan.. oh chotu ne bol ke 2 baraf wale limbu bhijwaye.. Badle me byaah me jaan ne milega bhai.", Udhar chowk ke kinare he peid ki chhaya me khadi rehdi par nimbu paani ka bola aur idhar subedaar ji ne hawaldar sahab ke dono hath apne dono hatho me pakad liye.
"Bas ek bhai ki he kami thi Deshwal bhai. Meri gudiya ki maa toh pehle chal basi aur mere sirf ek bebe hai jiske ghar main tadek niklunga. Ab ek bhai bhi mil gaya toh ghar poora he ho gaya."
"Chinta na kare subedar.. Guddi ki maa koni toh ke hoya.. chachi maa bargi he hoye kare hai. Waa karegi saare sagan aur vidaai.", Aur ye anokha milan jo ek baar shuru hua yaha wo tabtak chalta raha jab tak dono ne apne apne ghar pariwar ke sath aapas me itihaas na jodd liya. Aisi badhiya durghatnaye beshak utni dekhne ko nahi milti, par jab milti hai toh kahi gehre rishtey jodd jaati hai. Judd toh Arjun bhi gaya he tha is haadse se jo ab Sangwan ji ke ghar ke bahar khada Romela ki pratiksha kar raha tha jinhe bulane Marina gayi thi bhitar apne he ghar ke. Aur jaane se pehle wo riwaaj wala meetha chumban dena nahi bhooli jo ab gaal ki bajaye hontho par milne laga tha.
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