Update 7
Didi Ka College
Aaj Arjun ka dil nahi kia jyada daud lagane ka. Wo 3 km tak daud lagane ke baad agle sector me bane ek
park me baith gaya ek ped ke niche. Yaha bada sakoon sa tha kyonki is jagah abhi jyada ghar nahi bane the.
Aur har taraf atchi khasi hariyali aur khali sadak thi. Halke peele aur safed phool har taraf bikhre the.
Sadak ke
toh dono taraf ek chaudi patti c bani hui thi in phoolo se aur aisa he haal tha kuch park ke andar.
Jaati hui sardiya, ekdum shant vatavaran aur dur dur tak koi nahi tha waha. Arjun bhi kuch pal ke liye kho
sa gaya tha is aalokik drishya me lekin fir bhi us ke dil ki kisi kone me ek bechaini bhi thi.
"Aaj jo bhi hua wo nahi hona chahiye tha. Maadhuri didi mere baare me kya sochengi? Aur kahi unhe pata
lag gaya aur unhone ghar pe kisi ko bata dio toh?" Khud se uljha hua wo mann me ye sab soch raha tha.
"Aage se dhyaan dunga ke mai har haal me khud ko niyantran me rakhu. Aur agar didi ne gussa kia toh poori
koshish karunga ke unhe mana lu ke wo mujhe maaf kar de. Lekin kitna haseen chehra hai na Maadhuri didi ka
Itna khoobsurat bhi koi kaise ho sakta hai?", Jaise he uska dhyan fir se bhatakne laga, Arjun apni jagah se
khada hua aur chal dia wapis ghar ki taraf. 6 baje wo ghar ke bahar wale aangan me khada tha jaha uske dada
ji jameen par dari par baith kar akhbar parh rahe the.
"Aa gaya mera sher? Lagta hai aaj kuch jyada he thak gaya hai. 2 din ka antraal ho gaya tha beta tere niyam
me.", Kehte hue Rameshwar ji ne usko apne pas he niche bithaya aur Arjun wahi baith ke apne joote kholne laga.
"Ruk beta mai bas Tulsi me jal arpan kar du fir deti hu tujhe doodh. Itne tu apni saanse durust kar." Kaushalya
Devi hath me tambe ka lauta liye bagiche me jaate hue ye baat kehti gai.
Rameshwar ji aur Kaushalya Devi apne niyam ke bade pakke the. 5:30 baje tak dono naha dho kar pooja path se bhi
faarig ho jaate the. Aaj somwar tha toh Kaushalya ji ki pooja thodi jyada lambi chali thi.
Woh wapis aai toh dekha unka pota sirf apne pajame me baitha tha aur pasina sukha raha tha. Unke patidev ek
katori me sarson ka tel daal rahe the pas me rakhi shishi se.
"Chal apne panje yaha kar.", Bolkar Rameshwar ji ne Arjun ka baaya panja ek hath se pakad lia aur dusre hath
se uske talve aur ungliyo par tel masalne lage.
Mai khud kar lunga Baba. Aap rehne de", Arjun bola lekin Pandit ji toh lage rahe aur itne dono panjo ko malte
rahe jitne unki Biwi doodh na le aai ek lauta bhar ke.
"Tere hath dekhe hai kabhi? Kitne naajuk hai. Inse tu kaise ragad sakta hai apne panje? Aur mere hath dekh jara"
Bolte hue pandit ji ne jaisa he apna hath rakha Arjun ki hatheli pe toh Arjun bhi hairaan ho gaya. Unke haath
pathar jaise sakht the aur unglia bhi moti thi. Aur jab usne apne he hath ko dekha toh woh toh bilul ek aam
naram hath tha. Lambaai jarur apne dada ke hath se ek inch jyada thi lekin dada ji ka hath usko itna bhari lag
raha tha jaise koi 2 killo ka batta ho.
"Bade he bhaari aur sakht hath hai dada ji aapke. Aise kaise?"
"Inhone kia he kya hai saari zindagi sivaye chor mujrimo ki thukaai karne ke aur Kasrat karne ke. Ye toh ab
thoda pooja path karne lage. Aur abhi bhi toh bagiche me kassi-khurpi chalane se nahi hat te." Tanjia lehje
me Kaushalya devi ne kaha Arjun ko doodh ka gilaas dete hue. Aur wahi Pandit ji muskuraye jaa rahe the.
Aisi meethi nok-jhonk in dono me umar ke is padaav me bhi bani hui thi. Jise Arjun roj he dekhta tha aur
muskurata tha. Aaj bhi wo jab aisa kar raha tha toh uski Daadi ji uth khadi hui waha se sharam aur halke
gusse se Pandit ji ko dekhte hue. Aur ek baar fir dono dada pota hans diye.
Doodh khatam kar Arjun ne phool-paudho ko paani diya bahar he lage rubber ke pipe se. Fir aangan me rassi
pe latke apne tauliye ko le ghus gaya wahi bane bathroom me. 20 minute baad dusri manjil pe apne kamre me
wo kapde pehan chuka tha. Samay dekha toh 7:30 aur usne apne bhaiya Sanjeev ko uthaya. Ye roj ka he kaam tha.
Bhaiya ko utha ke wo pichli seedhiyo se niche aaya aur seedha apni maa Rekha ji se mila. Apni ke paav chue
aur maa ne bhi uske maathe ko choom wahi bitha liye usko rasoi me. Aur apne hath se ek plate lagai aur
garma garam paranthe makkhan aur lassi ke sath diye.
Arjun roj subah apni maa ke pas he baith khar nashta karta tha. Yahi wo samay hota tha jab wo apni maa se
baatein karta tha. Lalita ji bhi apne patidev ke liye khana laga rahi thi aur Komal apne Tauji aur bhaiya
ka tiffin laga rahi thi.
"Itna bada ho gaya hai aur aaj bhi apni maa ke pallu me ghusa rehta ha." Ye awaaj thi Ritu ki jo hath me
chai ka cup liye andar aai. Ek safed top aur halka neela pajama pehna tha usne. Ekdum kisi safed gulab c
dikhti thi woh.
"Ha toh ye toh hai he mera chota sa munna." Maa ne ye kehte hue sneh se ek baar Arjun ke sar pe hath firaya
aur wapis lag gai roti belne me. Aur Arjun ne bhi shokhi se bola, "Didi aapko jalan hoti hai kya maa ke
mujhe itna pyaar karne se?"
"6 foot ka lamba ped jaisa ho gaya hai aur maa abhi bhi isko munna bolti hai. Waise baat toh sahi hai dimag
toh nira he jadd hai." Hansti hui woh nikal gai bahar aur in dono ki ye hansi thithole dekh Lalita ji aur
Rekha dono muskurane lagi. Lekin Arjun ka dhyaan toh bahar jaati hui Ritu ki taraf jamm gaya tha. Uska
pajama jo fansa hua tha nitambho ki darar me. Kisi heerani ke jaise pal bhar me aankhon se aujhal ho gai
toh Arjun bhi kuch sochta khada ho gaya tha apni jagah se.
"Taai ji Alka didi kaha hai? Wo aaj unke college jana hai na toh mai he leke jaunga unko." Ye bolte hue
usne apni Taai ji par nigaah dali.
"Ja bula le usko. Wo Rajkumari toh apne kamre me he hai ek ghante se. Pata nahi kitna shringaar karegi."
"Thak-Thak", Arjun ne Alka/Maadhuri didi ke kamre ka darwaja bahar se he bajaya.
"Kaun hai?"
"Didi, tayaar ho gai ho toh chalo fir college. Baad me mujhe bhi Tau ji ke sath market jana hai." Arjun
bahar se he chillaya.
"Aa gai baba. Aur waise bhi darwaja khula he hai. Chal andar aaja mai itne apni practical files le lu."
Bolte hue Alka khud ko aaine ke saamne nihar rahi thi aur tabhi Arjun bhi andar aa gaya. Jaha uska swagat
is manmohak drishya ne kia. 5'9" lambi Alka ne ek neela punjabi suit aur safed pajami pehni hui thi. Kameej
poori tarah se uske shareer se chipka hua tha. Jaha uske vaksh poora sar uthaye the wahi kameej ke nichle
hisse pe uske baahar ko nikle kulhe alag he kehar barpa rahe the. Arjun ki toh saans he atak gai ye dekh
kar. Uska dhyaan jab toota jab uski behan ne apni kamar tak aati choti ko sahi kia aur dupatta lete hue
boli, "Kya hua tujhe? Teri sehat toh thik hai jo chupchap khada hai?"
"Han.. Ha mujhe kya hona hai? Bilkul fit khada hu aapke saamne. Lekin aap toh didi ekdum apsara lag rahi ho"
Aaj pehli baar uske mooh se apni kisi behan ke liye tareef ke shabd nikle the aur usko khud nahi pata tha
ke usne kya kaha hai. Alka thi he itni haseen. Patli kamar, pahaad jaisi chaatiyan, ubhre golakar nitambh,
laal surkh honth, kamar tak lambe bhoore baal aur badi badi bhoori aankhein. Yu toh Arjun ke chaaro he
behane nayaab husn se bhari hui thi lekin ek Alka he thi jo sab pe bhari thi.
"Chal chal jaldi yaha se. College ko late ho rahe hai. Baad me kar lena tarif meri." Thoda rob se bolte hue
usne apne file uthai toh Arjun seham sa gaya aur bahar ki taraf chal dia. Wahi Alka bhi mooh niche kar mand
mand muskura rahi thi is apne chote bhai pe.
"Didi aap dhyaan se baithna. Kahi gadda vadda aaya toh gir jao." Arjun jo scooter start kar chuka tha apni
behan Alka se bola jab woh baithne lagi. Ye lambi seat wala LML scooter tha, jispe Alka apne dono pair ek
he taraf kar baith chuki thi. Usne ek haath me Apni Files aur chota sa purse pakda hua tha. Aur dusra hath
Arjun ke daaye kandhe pe tha. Dupatta ab uske sar ke upar se aata hua seene ko dhake hue tha. Shayad ye bhi
ek sanskaar ka he hissa tha ke ghar ki koi bhi ladki bina sar dhake ghar se bahar nahi nikalti thi.
"Bas tu scooter chalane pe dhyaan de bhai. Mai giri toh tujhe bhi le girungi." Khilkhilati hui Alka boli aur
wo dono nikal diye Women college ki taraf. Ye koi 4-5 KM tha ghar se aur shehar ke surakshit hisse me tha.
Is college ka aas pas ke kahi shehro me naam tha kyonki yaha laghbhag sabhi vishay uplabdh the. Aur Police
check post bhi the college me daakhil hone wale sabhi raasto par, belagaam majnuo ki khair khabar lene ke liye.
College se thodi dur pehle he sadak kuch jyada he tooti hui thi. Shyad kuch nirmaan chal raha tha waha toh
scooter ne halke se jhatke khaye. Alka ne apnek hath se Arjun ki kamar ko kas kar pakad lia. Ab uska ek side
ko poora stan Arjun ki peeth se chipka hua toh aur woh toh maje me he aa gaya apni behan ke is tarah chipakne
se.
"Dhyan se chala chote yaha thodi jyada he sadka kharaab hai." Bolte hue Alka ne khud ko aur aage kar lia
baar baar chote gadhe ke aane se ab uski peeth pe Alka didi ke lagbhag dono he naariyal ghis rahe the.
Na chahte hue bhi Arjun ke sharir me kampann hone lagi thi. Aise he maje ke daur se hote hue woh kab college
ke gate ke saamne pahoch gaye pata he nahi chala. Aur jab Arjun ne break lagaai tab jaakar Alka ka dhyaan
toota. Wo abhi tak apne chote bhai ki peeth se chipaki hui thi.
"Chalo didi aap jao, Mai yahi bahar aapka intjaar karta hu." Arjun ne college ki diwar k sath scooter ka
stand lagate hua kaha.
"Bada aaya intjaar karne wala. Seedhi tarah chal mere sath andar aur ha meri saheliya bhi hongi waha toh
thoda atche bache jaisa vyahvahaar karna." Bolkar usne Arjun ka haath pakda aur le gai usko kheenchte hue
college ke andar. Waise toh ye Mahila Mahavidyala tha lekin yaha pe padhne wali ladkiyon ke sambandhi bhi
andar aa ja sakte the. Building ke pravesh dwar pe he Alka ne surakshakarmi ko Arjun ki entry karwai apne
bhai ke naam se aur wo dono chal diye andar. Arjun toh aaj pehli he baar kisi college me aaya tha. Ek baar
pehle wo college tak aaya jarur tha lekin bahar se Ritu ko lekar chala gaya tha. Aaj jab woh yaha andar
aaya toh hairaan he reh gaya. Har taraf sirf ladkiyan he ladkiyan thi aur yaha koi 10 building thi jo ek
dusre se thodi dur dur thi. Sabhi alag alag vishay ke hisab se thi. Aur chahal pehal bhi sirf 2 buildings
me he thi. Ek toh jaha woh abhi aaye the. Aur ek unse kuch he doori pe thi. Jaha har taraf hassenao ke jhund
khade the.
"Chal pehle accounts department ka kaam nipta lete hai." Alka ki awaaj se Arjun ka dhyan wapis apni badi
behan par aaya jo abhi tak uska haath thaame thi. Yaha khuli roshni me khadi woh poore college ki ladkiyo
ko paani bharne pe majboor kiye thi. Arjun ko khud pe garv mehsoos ho raha tha jab usne aaspas dekha ke
kai jode aankhon ke unhi dono ko dekh rahe hai. Alka unki parwaah kiye bina Arjun ko lekar chal di wahi pas
me bane galiyare me jaha har darwaje ke baahar ek takhti lagi thi. 3 kamro ke baad aaya "Accounts & Admission"
ka kamra. Waha kuch jyada bheed nahi thi Kyoni College 8 baje shuru ho jata tha aur aaj jaydatar students ka
avkaash tha. Alka ka khidki pe 6 number tha. unhe yaha 10-15 minute toh lagne he the. Arjun ne ye dekh baat
shuruat ki.
"Didi apni file aap mujhe pakda dijiye.", Usne apna hath files par rakhte hua kaha
Alka ne shunya bhaav se dekhte hue apni file usko thama di. Aur Arjun bhi samajh gaya ke kuch toh hua hai.
Alka ne uske mann ko bhamp lia aur uske kareeb aakar dhime se kaan me boli, "Yaha tu mujhe didi mat bol.
Sirf Alka bol ya kuch bhi." Arjun toh apni didi ki saanson ki garmi se sunn ho gaya tha jo seedha uske kaan
ki lau par mehsoos hui. Wo kuch na bola aur sirf Alka ko upar se niche ek baar dekha aur fir yaha waha dekhne
laga. Alka apne bhai ki is ada par muskura uthi aur usne bhi apna dhyan samne ki taraf kar dia.
"Tu kab aai Alka? Aur ye janaab kaun hai?" Ek badi he surili awaaj padi Arjun ke kaan me toh usne dekha ke
2 ladkia uske aur Alka didi ke pas khadi hai. Aur jiski ye awaaj thi woh ek madhyam se kad ki behad gori
ladki thi. Ekdum fakk safed si us ladki ke kandhe tak taraashe hue ghane khule baal the aur usne ek Laal
top aur neela denim pent pehna hua tha. Aur sath me jo ladki thi wo thodi sanwali si lekin bhare hue shareer
wali thi. Usne ek chatakh kala kameej aur salwar pehna tha. Jaha us gori ki choti choti bhoori aankhen thi,
is saanwali se ladki ki kuch jyada he badi aur kaali thi. Fir Arjun ne sankochvash najre khidki ki taraf kar
li lekin kaan unhi ki taraf the.
"Arjun, in se milo ye hai Asha Negi (Gori) aur Ye hai Nusrat khan. Dono he meri classmates aur pakki dost hai."
Alka ne jab ye kaha toh Arjun ne apne dono hath jod unka abhivadan kia jise dekh dono hans padi.
"Arre Arre.. Ye kya kar rahe ho? Kya hum dono tumhe Auntia lagti hai jo haath jod rahe ho." Ye baat Kahi thi
Nusrat ne aur apna hath aage kar dia.
"Mera woh matlab nahi tha." Jhempte hue Arjun ne bhi halke se apna hath aage badha lia to dono sundariyon ne
baari baari se uska haath bheench lia. "Ye hui na baat." Keh dono he usko upar se niche dekhne lagi.
Idhar Alka ka number aa gaya tha toh woh apna kaam karne lagi gai. Yaha Arjun fans gaya tha in 2 bebaak ladkion
me.
"Toh Mr. Arjun kya karte ho tum?" Ye sawaal kia the Asha ne, seedha Arjun ke chehre ko dekhte hue.
"Ji abhi toh Exams diye hai aur kuch he dino me Sports academy join karunga. 10 April wapis padhaai aur coaching"
Usne jhempte hue jawaab dia. Arjun jyada he sharma raha tha kyonki wo dono kuch jyada he khulkar use taad rahi thi.
"Oh tabhi itna lambe chaude ho. Matlab sirf padhaai aur Kasrat. Koi aur khel bhi khela hai kya kabhi?" Asha ke itna
bolte he Nusrat bhi khilkhila ke hans padi. Lekin tab tak Alka ka bhi kaam ho gaya tha.
"Kyon sata rahi ho mere Arjun ko tum dono milkar? Ye bilul shareef aur pyara ladka hai." Badi ada se Alka ne uska
baaju apne dono haatho se thaam lia.
"Toh hume bhi ek mauka de iska pyaar dekhne ka. Fir pata chalega kitna shareef hai.?" Is baat pe teeno ladkia hans
padi. Aur Alka ne kuch soch kar bola, "Chal yaar ek baar practical files submit karwa dete hai fir canteen me baat
karenge. Aur Arjun hum teeno abhi wapis aa jayengi tab tak tu yahi rehna. Hamara department saamne wala he hai."
Ye bolkar woh teeno nikal gai aur Arjun ko piche chodd gai hatprabh sa. Jo abhi tak yahi soch raha tha ke seedhi
dikhne wali ye ladkia kitna bolti hai. Aur Alka didi ne usko kyo mana kia didi bolne se? Fir apne vichaar wahi
khatam kar wo idhar udhar tehlne laga. Building ki sab taraf Ashok, Safede aur Aam ke ped lage the. har block me
chote chote park bane the jaha bench bhi lage the aur atchi ghans bhi thi, bilkul saleeke se kati hu. Yuhi tehalta
hua woh ek bench pe baith gaya aur park me baithi hui ladkio ko dekhne laga. Har taraf kai group the aur sabhi apne
aap me lagi hui thi.
"Ae ladke tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?", Arjun ka dhyaan uske bilul piche se aai jordar awaaj ki taraf gaya toh usne
dekha ek 40-42 saal ki mahila behad he saleeke se pehani cream color ki saadi me khadi thi. Aankhon pe kaale patle
frame ka chasma tha aur khule baal.
"Ji mai yaha Miss Alka Sharma ke sath aaya hu. Woh abhi apne files submit karwane gai hai. B.Sc Ist year ke block me."
Arjun ne halki ghabrahat me khade hote hue jawaab dia. Usko ehsaas ho gaya tha ke ye ek Teacher hai
Aur Arjun ko aise savdhan ki mudra me khade dekh un madam ka lehja thoda narma hua lekin anushashit swar me usne kaha
"Thik hai thik hai. Lekin jyada idhar udhar mat jana. Ye girls college hai toh yaha ladke allowed nahi hai."
"Ji fir mai bahar he khada ho jaunga."
Arjun ki masoomiyat dekh wo madam bhi muskura di aur boli, "Beta aisi koi baat nahi hai. Tum shareef ho aur umar bhi
jyada nahi lagti tumhaari. Wo toh mai isliye keh rahi thi ki yaha ka mahool thoda kharaab hai. Tumhari savdhani ke liye
maine aisa kaha. Tum yahi araam se baitho." Madam ke itna kehte he wo wapis bench par baith gaya. Aur tabhi wahi pe Alka
bhi aa gai apni dono saheliyo ke sath.
"Good morning Mam. Hum teeno ne aapke subjects ki practical file bhi lab assistant ko submit karwa di hai. Please thoda
reham karna." Alka ne shokhi se ye baat kahi toh un Madam ne uska kaan halke se kheenchte hue kaha, "Tujhpe toh bilul
bhi reham nahi hoga. Lekin mujhe pata hai meri laadli he top karegi." Itna kehkar unhone Alka ke sar pe hath fera aur
fir boli, "Kya Alka is masoom se ladke ko tu yaha bitha gai? Aur tum dono bhi toh thi kam se kam ek toh iske pas reh
he sakta tha. Tumhe toh pata he hai Dental department ka haal."
"Sorry Mam, jaldi me dhyaan he nahi raha." Teeno ne kaan pakde toh Madam ne hanste hue vida li waha se.
"Kya keh rahi thi Gupta madam Arjun?" Alka ne poocha Arjun se lekin jawaab mila Asha se
"Aur kya kahegi dil aa gaya hoga unka ispe. Waise bhi toh hatt-katta hai ye." Aur fir hansi ki awaaj goonj uthi.
"Atcha ab bahut hua tum dono ab koi majaak nahi karogi." Ye baat jab Alka ne kahi toh uski awaaj normal lekin 2 took thi.
Aur un dono ne bhi haan me sar hila dia. "Chal ab thodi der canteen me chalte hai fir mujhe wapis bhi jana hai Aur Arjun
ko bhi kaam hai." Bolkar Alka Arjun ka haath thaam ke chal di Park ke dusri taraf jaha teen ki chaddar se dhanki ek
lambi canteen bani hui thi. Wo dono bhi sath chal di.
Canteen ka vatavaran bhi urja se bharpoor tha. Aamne saamne lagi kursi tables par baithi ladkio ka shor, Khana peena
aur gupshup ho rahi thi. Ye chaaro bhi kone ki ek table pakad ke baith gaye. Alka ne sabse poocha khaane ka toh jaha
Nusrat aur Asha ne Cola ki farmaaish rakhi, Alka ne cold coffee ki. Arjun counter pe gaya aur waha se 2 Cola, Ek cold
coffee aur apne liye orange juice lekar tray sahit table pe aa gaya. Usko har mahine jebkharchi milti thi jise woh jama
rakhta tha. Sanjeev bhaiya se 200, 500 dada ji ki pension se, 300 apne pita Shankar ji se aur 300 he apne tauji se. Aaj
bhi woh ghar se nikalte hue 1500 rupaye purse me leke aaya tha kyonki ye Shankar ji ki hidayat thi ki agar kabhi market
jana ho ya scooter se ja rahe ho toh apni jeb me hamesha kuch rakam rakhni chahiye. Yaha toh bill bhi kuch khas nahi aaya
tha sirf 60 rupaye.
"Toh aaj ki treat Alka ke boyfriend ki taraf se hai? Mujhe toh laga tha ke ye Alka degi apne aane wale janamdin ki. Kyonki
parso toh chutti hai." Nusrat ne itna kaha toh Arjun aur Alka ek dusre ko dekhne lage, jo ek dusre ki viprit disha me baithe
the.
Asha, jo Arjun ke sath baithi thi usne baat ko aur badhate hue kaha, "Arjun ji, is se kaam nahi chalega. Hume toh party
chahiye. Abhi is se kaam chala rahe hai lekin exams ke baad hume apni marji ki party deni padegi. Nahi toh bhool jao Alka
Ko." Aur dono ladkiyon ne aapas me taali maari. Yaha Arjun jhemp raha tha aur uska gala khusk ho gaya tha ye sunkar ki
didi ne apni saheliyon ko use apna boyfriend bataya hai.. "Arre bas bhi karo ab. Aur le lena party jaisi marji. Kya yaad
karogi kisi dildaar se pala pada hai." Ye baat Alka ne Arjun ki taraf smile karte kahi thi jise sunkar ek baar fir Arjun
ko jhatka laga. Uska juice gale me he atak gaya tha. "Ye sab kya ho raha hai mere sath. Aur didi bhi" bas yahi soch raha
tha woh ke teeno uth khadi hui. Usne dekha toh uska gilaas bhi khali ho chuka tha.
"Atcha toh ab hum nikalte hai. Time bhi ho gaya hai kafi. Exams me milte hai nahi toh telephone par baat ho he jayegi."
Alka ne kaha aur Un dono ne Alka aur Arjun se hath milaya. Haath milate hue Nargis ne Arjun ki hatheli sehla di aur
najdeek aakar kaha , "Tum bhi phone kar sakte ho. Alka ki College diary ke piche number hai mere ghar ka. Raat me akeli
he hoti hu mai."
Arjun toh bechara paani paani ho gaya tha ye sun kar. WOh toh atcha hua Alka ne uska haath kheencha aur chal diye gate ki
taraf. Dono bilkul kisi premi jode ki tarah chal rahe the. Jahan Arjun sidha chal raha tha wahi Alka ne uske baah ko thaam
rakha tha. Bahar aaye toh ek baar fir Alka ne sar pe dupatta lia aur Arjun ke piche baith gai.
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"bhai tujhe bura toh nahi laga aaj jis tarah se maine tujhe milwaya apni friends se?" Scooter ke chalte he Alka ne Arjun
ke kandhe par haath rakhte hue kaha. Ab wo bade he araam se us se chipak kar baithi thi.
"Dekh bhai hamaari duniya kuch jyada badi nahi hai. Ghar ke kaam, College aur ghar. Bas yahi duniya hai. Aur wo dono bhi
badhi atchi lakdiyan hai. Ha aapas me sab majaak chalta hai lekin kisi ka bhi charitra kharaab nahi hai." Usne apni baat
badhaai.
Arjun bhi yahi soch raha tha ke uski chaaron didi ko kitni thodi si azaadi toh milti hai. Kahi koi dost nahi na kahi aana
jana. Wo toh fir bhi ghoom leta hai, Bhaiyaa ke sath bahar chala jata hai. Jo bhi karna chahta hai uske dada ji uska sath
dete hai. Bina maange usko itna jebkharch aur sukh milta hai. Didi log toh har cheej par nirbhar karti hai. Kitni ajeeb
hai inki jindagi. Ladki hone ka matlab itni bediya, itni bandigi. Pata nahi usko kya soojha aur usne scooter ghooma dia
Model Town market ki taraf. Jaha bade bade showroom aur khaane pine ki atchi market thi.
"Ye hum kaha jaa rahe hai? Ye rasta toh ghar ki taraf nahi jata bhai? Aur tu kisi baat ka jawab kyo nahi de raha?" Alka ne
ghabrahat me kai sawaal kar diye lekin Arjun bas halka halka muskura raha tha. Aur 5 minute baad wo dono khade the ek bade
showroom ke samne.
"Chalo aap mere sath aao yaha." Itna kehkar Arjun ne Alka ka hath pakda aur chal dia us showroom ke andar. Alka hairaan hote
hue khichi chali gai.
"Ek atcha sa girl's top dikhaye jara." Arjun ne counter pe khade ladke se kaha toh Alka ka dhyan gaya. Har taraf rang birange
tops, tshirts, suit lage the. Aisa nahi tha ke Rameshwar ji ke bacho ko atche kapde nahi milte the. Lekin jyadatar salwar
kamij, tyohaar pe saree waigairah he hote the. Beshak woh mehange hote the lekin kuch jyada khulapan nahi tha. Raat ke time
ya ghar me jarur ladkiyan tshirt/kameej aur pajama pehan leti thi. Lekin chust jeans, chote tops aisa kuch nahi milta tha.
Yaha Arjun ne apni marji se 2-3 top select kiye toh counter wale ladke ne ek assistant ladki ko bulaya.
"Mam, kya size aata hai aapko?" Us ladki ne poocha Alka se toh ghabrahat me Alka ne jawaab dia 36-D aur woh ladki thoda
hans di. "Mam mera matla hai ke Large, Medium ya small. "
"Pata nahi." Alka ne jhijhakte hue kaha toh woh ladki maap lene wala feeta leke bahar aai aur Alka ke Kandhe aur Chaati
ka naap lene lagi. "Mujhe lagta hai aapko 'L' size aayega. Fit na ho toh hum badal denge."
Itna kehkar usne Arjun ke pasand kiye tops ke 'L' size nikalwaye aur Alka ko dikhane lagi. "Mam Pasand kijiye."
Arjun bhi yaha Alka ki help karne laga kyonki uske pas tshirts ka ambaar laga tha ghar pe.
Alka ko ek halka gulaabi top pasand aaya lekin iska gala thoda dheela aur kamar pe elastic tha. Uske upar kapdo ki katran
latak rahi thi aur dono kandho pe cut the.
"Ye wala pack kar dijiye." Arjun ne bina Alka ko dekhe woh top pack karwa diya. "Aur ek Jeans bhi dikha dijiye inke liye"
Ladki ne fir se Alka ka maap lia. "Raju 28 waist ki jeans lana." Us ladki ne bola toh Arjun ko pata laga ki Alka didi ki
kamar 28 hai. Ek gehari neeli skin fit jeans Arjun ne pasand ki aur usko pack karwa lia.
"Kitna hua?" Arjun ne mukhya counter pe poocha toh Alka apna purse kholne lagi.
"1150/-" aur Arjun ne 1200 rupaye counter pe de diye aur bag or chutta wapis lekar bahar aa gaya.
"Ye sab kya tha Arjun?" Alka thoda narajgi se boli
"Ab apni itni khoobsurat girlfriend ke birthday ke liye kuch toh present lena he chaiye ya nahi.?" Arjun ne jara majaak
me ye baat kahi toh Alka ka gulabi chehra ekdum laal ho chuka tha. Uske muh se koi bol na nikla. Ye dekh pehli baar Arjun
ke dil ki dhadkan kuch alag si dhadakti mehsoos hui. Jaise ye muskurahat duniya ki sabse khoobsurat cheej usne dekhi ho.
Pyaar se didi ke gaal pe hath rakhte hue usne kaha, "Chale ghar ya abhi aapne kuch aur bhi lena hai."
"Nahi. Chal ghar chalte hai dekh Ek baj chuka hai." Itna kehte hue bhi Alka ka sar niche tha aur pair ki unglia sandil
ko kured rahi thi. Wo sharmaati hui si Arjun ke piche baith gai aur Arjun ne scooter aage badha dia. Ab woh bade he araam
se scooter chala raha tha.
"Waise didi ek baat puchu? Bura nahi maanogi toh he puchunga." Arjun ne kuch sochte hue bola
"Ha teri baat ka bura kyo maanungi? Pooch."
"Didi ye 36-D kya matlab hua? Jab aapne us showroom wali ladki ko bola toh muskurai bhi thi."
"Iska koi matlab nahi hota. Aur mujhe kya pata woh kyo muskura rahi thi." Ab toh Alka ka chehra laal bhi tha aur paseene se
bheeg bhi gaya tha.
"Koi baat nahi. Nahi batana toh seedha mana kar do. Mai nahi puchta." Itna bol Arjun chupchap scooter chalane laga. Speed
bhi thodi tez ho gai thi..
2 minute bhi Alka ko kisi kaante se chubh rahe the toh woh khud he bol padi. "Mera pyara bhai naaraj hai?"
"Nahi toh mai kis liye naraj hounga?" Arjun ne spaat sa jawaab dia.
"Bhai dekh ye baat koi ladki kisi ladke se nahi karti. Lekin mai tujhe naraaj nahi dekh sakti. Ye jo mera seena hai ye uska
maap hai 36". Alka ne kaampte hontho se apni baat kahi toh Arjun se scooter ki speed kam ho gai.
"Didi aise toh mera bhi 42" hai. Lekin ye D kya hota hai." Usne fir na-samji me swaal kar dia.
"wo.. Wo ladkia jo andar pehanti hai ye uska size hota hai." Sharam se Alka andar gadi jaa rahi thi ye baat kehte hue
"kya andar aur ye D he kyo hota hai.?"
"Dekh bhai jo hum ladkia suit ke niche pehanti hai usko bra bolte hai. Aur bra ka size sabka ek jaisa nahi hota. Mera D hai.
Bas itna he hai ye." Ab toh Alka ki saansein behak he gai thi lekin Arjun ke toh aur sawal paida ho gaye.
"Matlab sabka D kyo nahi hota? Kya farak hai isme?"
"Atcha ab mai jo bolungi uske baad koi sawaal nahi karega. Chup chap sunega."
Thik hai didi."
"Dekh mera seena bhari hai toh jo bra ka cup size mujhe aata hai wo D size hai. Aur jo mere seene ki circumfrence hai woh
36 inch hai, jaise teri 42 hai. Lekin ladkio ka seena alag hota hai toh unhe uske aakar ke hisab se cup lena padta hai.
A sabse chota cup hota hai, fir B, Fir C aur aise he size ke hisab se. Ritu ka 34-C hai jo mujhse chota hai lekin Maadhuri
didi ka 38-F hai kyonki unka hum sab se bada size hai. Ab mil gaye jawaab toh seedha ghar chal." Itna bolkar Alka ekdum
shanti se Arjun ke piche chipak kar baithi rahi. Aur Arjun bhi khamosh sa chalata raha scooter. Ghar bas thoda he dur tha
ke Arjun ne fir se ye shanti bhang ki. "waise didi aap ho badi khoobsurat. Aur aap jaisi ladki ab meri gf hai ye soch kar
he dil jhoom raha hai mera." Usne ye baat dono ke beech faili gambhirta ko kam karne ke hisab se kahi thi. Aur aisa hua bhi.
"Mai aur tere jaise bandar ki girlfriend. Kabhi sapna bhi mat dekhio, bada aaya boyfriend." Badi shokhi se Alka ne ye baat
kahi thi lekin andar he andar uska dil jor se dhadak raha tha. Jaise ek naya ankur ugna shuru hua ho uske dil me Arjun ke
naam ka. Subah jo sab ek majaak se shuru hua tha aur fir Arjun ka uski har baat maanna, izzat dena, bina gaye gift dilana
aur pyaar se uski baat samajhna. Ye sab Alka ke dil me pakki syaahi se chapp chuka tha. Aur dono ghar pahuch gaye. Alka
kapde wale bag lekar Heerani se daudti andar chali gai aur Arjun scooter ko andar khada kar chal diya ghar ki baithak me.
Dopahar ke 2 baj gaye the.
"Aa gaye mere sarkaar." Rameshwar ji ne bina dekhe tanz kia kyonki baithak me aise sirf Arjun he aata tha.
"Baba woh didi ke college me time lag gaya thoda. Sorry aage se nahi hoga."
Rameshwar ji apne pote ke is jawab par muskura diye aur sar pe hath rakh bole, "Arre beta tu toh mera Maan hai. Tu sorry
mat bola kar kisi baat pe. Ek tu he toh hai jo mera atcha beta aur mera dost hai. Mai toh majaak kar raha tha. tera Tau
khana kha raha hai fir uske sath jakar cycle le aana. Ja khana kha le."
Arjun bhi apne dada se gale lag kar chal diya khaane ki table per.
"Aaj bada nikhar raha hai tu." Maadhuri ne jab ye baat kahi toh Arjun ko raat yaad aa gai.
"Wo aap mera itna dhyaan jo rakhti ho didi." Bina sankoch usne Maadhuri ki aankhon me dekha toh paya ke woh bhi chamak
rahi hai.
"Rakhna toh padega he. Tu bhi toh itni seva karta hai." Ye baat bol woh rehasyami muskaan dikha ke roti lene chali gai
"Didi ko shayad pata lag gaya hai raat wali baat ka. Lekin woh gussa nahi hui." Arjun ne ye socha aur fir usko jaise yaad
aaya Alka ka kaha shabd, "Maadhuri didi ka toh 38-F hai, sabse bada." Aur ye sochte he paint me halchal ho gai.
Khana khane ke baad Rajkumar ji Arjun ko apni car me lekar agle sector ki market me le gaya. Arjun ko waha jaate he Hero
company ki nai Ranger aur ek patle tyre wali cycle Hawk nazar aai.
"Uncle ye cycle ke tyre itne patle kyo hai?" Dukandaar se usne sawaal kia. Ye cycle usne ek baar kahi dekhi thi lekin
yaad nhi aa raha tha.
"Beta ye ek alag cycle hai jo race ke kaam aati hai. Aur jo log cycling ke shaukeen hote hai. Maahir log toh isko 60
ki speed pe bhi chala lete hai." Dukandaar ka jawaab sunkar uska dil aa gaya cycle par.
"Tau ji yahi cycle leni hai mujhe."
"Dekh le beta. Chalani tujhe hai baad me kuch mat kehna. Aur ha iske piche toh koi baith nahi sakt." Tauji ne jab cycle
ko dhyaan se dekha toh ye kaha kyonki uska toh carier he nahi tha.
"Maine kise bithana hai. Exercise ke liye toh chahiye aur ispe time bhi bachega mera."
"Thik hai beta. Toh bhai sahab isko ye cycle tayaar kar dijiye aur paise bataye." Tauji ne itna bolka purse nikal lia
"Sharma ji aapse toh wahi daam lenge jitne me hamare pas ye aai hai. Lekin itna kahunga ke ek ye helmet jarur le lijiyega.
savdhani bhi jaruri hai." Dukaandar ne bade apnepan se ye baat Arjun ko dekh kar kahi.
"Ha uncle de dijiye ye helmet aur wo paani ki bottle bhi."
Tauji ne paise diye aur chale gaye. Dukaan pe kaam karne wale 2 ladko ne 15 minute me he cycle tayaar kar ke Arjun ko de
di. Helmet jo sirf sar ke upar tak he tha lagaya aur maar diya usne paidal.
"Waah ye toh ekdum halki hai. " Saavdhani se thodi dur chalte he Arjun ne mehsoos kia ke ye aur cycle se bahut tez hai.
10-12 minute lage usko ghar aane me aur fir sabko usne apni nai cycle dikhai. Bahar aangan me he taala maar ke khadi ki
aur chal dia apne kamre me. Aaj bahut thak gaya tha woh toh thoda araam bhi jaruri tha.