Update - 7
Aunty meri taraf ajeeb si nazro se dekhne lagi jaise puch rahi ho ki irada kya hai.....
Main(aunty ki aankho me dekh kar ,baat aage badate huye)-or agar meri gf hoti to main use yahi
pahnata...
Aunty -to apni gf ko hi dena na
Main-aunty gf to hai nahi….aapko hi bana lu….hahahha
Aunty -pagal kuch bhi bolta hai… (or sharma gai )
Maine socha aunty to bilkul bhi gussa nahi ho rahi…kya ye sahi time hoga…inhe kuch aisa bolne ka ki ye mujhse pat jay …pata nahi??? chalo try karte rahta hooo Yahi soch kar maine baaten continue ki….
Main-sach aunty…aap jaisi hot lady meri gf ban jaye to maza aa jay
Aunty (mere gaal par hath pherte huye)-beta ye kaise ho sakta hai...
Main shocked tha ki ye to puch rahi hai, jaise kah rahi ho ki bana le agar tujhe accha lage to…wow lagta hai aaj din sach me lucky hai…main continue karta hu…
Maine aunty ki aankho me muskurate huye dekh kar kaha...
Main-aunty aap chaho to sab kuch ho sakta hai….wo v bina kisi ko pata chale...
(ye bolte huye main aunty ki aankho me hi dekh rha tha,,,,or last ki baat maine dheere se unke chehre ke pass jakar kahi…to unki aankho me sharm …dar…khusi..ka mixer dikhai diya)
Aunty to meri baat sun kar kahi kho si gai thi…
Main(chutki baja kar)-aunty kaha kho gai...
Aunty -wo..wo…kahi nahi…tu bhi pagal hai...
Or aunty dress dekhne lagi Main aunty ke side se unke pass gya or bola
Mai-aunty …pagal to hu….bas aapke liye …
Aunty ne mere taraf muh kiya to humari najre mil gai or maine dekha ki aunty ki aankho me ab gussa nahi tha …bas dar or excitement tha…mouka dekhte huye maine chowka mara….
Main-aunty …kis soch me pad gai….boliye ….meri gf banegi…..???
Maine apna teer mar kar…man ki baat bol to gya but meri gand fat rahi thi ki aunty gussa ho gai to….choot marna to door ki baat…apni gaand bachana muskil pad jyega. Lekin meri soch ke opposite aunty meri aankho me dekhti rahi…par boli kuch nahi…
Main samjh gaya ki teer nisaane par hai to maine next step lete huy e apna hath aunty ke kandhe par rakha to aunty sakpaka kar meri taraf muh kiye dekhne lagi but abhi bhi chup hi thi....
Main(aunty ke chehre ke paas apna chehra le ja kar)-boliye aunty…mujhe aapki jarurat hai…or main bhi aapko kush rakuga.. ….or maine aunty ka kandha dawa diya to aunty ka muh khula rah gaya....
Maine najre ghuma kar dekha to sales girl hume hi dekh rahi thi…to main aunty se door hua or unhe 1
dress pakdaate huye bola….agar aap ye dress pahan ke dikha degi to main haa samjhuga …nahi to
naa…
Aunty mujhse dekhte huye us dress ke sath kuch or dress le kar changing room ki taraf nikal gai….to
maine sales girl ko bula kar use 2000/-diye aur kaha...
Main-tum ye paise rakho or kuch latest design ki bra panty dhikhana inhe.....
Selsgirl(muskura kar)-okk sir or kuch...
Main- unhe latest short dress hi dikhana…or har dress ki matching bra-panty
Selsgirl-okk sir…or kuch
Main-or haa…ihne 1 mast Indian-western mix dresss dikhana(sadi me pahnegi…)
Selsgirl-ok. Or kuch
Main-haa 1 kaam or karna but wo thodi der baad batauga….
Selsgirl- ok sir…main yahi hu
Main-okk…avi ye paise rakho or wait karo…okk
Selsgirl-okk sir…waise sir 1 baat kahu…bura mat man na
Main-ha bolo
Selsgirl(mere pass aakar dheere se)-item mast hai…full maza degi..
(or wo muskura kar door ho jati hai)
Maine bhi muskura diya or sochne laga ki pata nahi aunty kya kahegi…or main yehi soch kar aas-pass ke maal dekhne laga…tabhi kisi ne mere hath ko touch kiya or main palta…..ye salesgirl thi....
Main-yes?
Selsgirl-(muskura kar)-aapko andar bula rahi hai
Main-koun???
Selsgirl-aapki item or koun…hehehehe...
Main changing room ki taraf gya …waha saare roomlock the to maine kaha
Main-aunty ..???
Aunty(andar se hi)-1 minute
Aunty ne 1 room ka gate thoda sa khola or daayen baayen dekh kar pura gate khol diya Main aunty ko dekh kar mast ho gya…unhone wahi dress pahni thi jo maine di thi…matlab aunty bhi meri gf banna chahti hai….
Maine aunty ko ye dress dilwai thi jisme aunty kuch aisi lag rahi thi….…
Main-wow...
(mera muh khul ka khula rah gya,,,,,1 to khusi se ,,,kyoki aaunty ne wahi dress pahni thi…jisse pata chala ki answer haa me aaye…dusri baat aunty sach me patakha lag rahi thi)
Mujhe aise dekhte huye aunty ssarrma gai or boli...
Aunty -kya dekh raha hai
Main-apni gf ko…mast maal hai yaar.Aunty sharma gai
Main-sach me meri to kismat khul gai
Aunty -chup kar ab…ab khush hai na
Main aunty ke pass gaya or unke gaal par 1 kiss kar diya
Main-haa,,,,bahut khush
Aunty shrma kar andar chali gai….thodi der baad fir se 1 new dress pahan kar dikhai…or aise hi
humne 5 dress final ki Dress final hone ke baad salsgirl ne mere kahe anusaar bra-panty or nighty dikhai….maine or aunty ne 8 bra panty set 3 nighty ke set select kar liye…
Is sab ke beech me aunty sharmati rahi…but sharmana kam bhi ho gya tha…jo mere liye acchi baat
thi...Sab khareedne ke baad...
Aunty -beta mere pass itne paise nahi hai
Main-pahli baa tab main aapka boyfriend or ap meri girlfrnd ho….to beta mat kahna...Dusri baat bf ke rahte huye gf ko kya tention.maine itna bolkar selsgirl ko card diya or sab hisaab karke hum shop se bahar aane lage…aunty saadi me hi thi...
Main-are aap saadi kyo pahne ho…new dress pahno..
Aunty -nahi…abhi nahi
Main-ab aap abne new bf ka kaha bhi nahi manegi
Aunty -are beta.. yha sanju ke papa ke friend mil sakte hai or jaan-pahchan wale bhi...
Main(soch kar)-haa sahi kaha...sorry maine socha hi nahi....chalo ice creem khate hai...
Aunty -ha 2 minute…mujhe kuch make-up ka saaman bhi lena hai
Main-okk..aap lo main yahi hu
Aunty make-up ka samaan lene gai or main us salesgirl ko dekhne laga….
Jaise hi aunty make-up counter par gai maine dress dikhane wali salesgirl ko bulaya
Slsgrl-jee sir…kaam ho gya kya…???
Main(muskura kar)-haa ho gya, ab suno
Salsgrl-ji..kahiye
Main-ye paise lo..or kuch latest mini dess …jisme body hot lage wo bhijwa dena …jab main call karu…or maine 10,000 rupay use de diye
Selsgirl- or kuch sir
Main- haa.. ek- do weddind dress bhi bhijwana...westurn look me...
Selsgirl-sir jaisa aap kahe…kaam ho jayga…or kuch kar sakti hu aapke liye
Main(sararat karte huye)-hmm…or kuch me hmmm ..or kya de sakti hai aap
Selsgirl(muska kar)-sir aap jo kahe….full maza
Main-(muskura kar)-okk…kabhi maze bhi luga…apna number de do…
Selsgirl-jab bhi aap kahe
Or usne mujhe apna number diya or mera number bhi le liya…Tab tak aunty bhi make-up ka saaman le kar aa gai Iske baad hum ice-creem parler par jane lage
Maine jaate huye aunty ki kamar me hath dala to aunty kuch nahi boli bas mujhe dekh kar muskura di….or hum ice-creem khane nikal gye…
Humne ice cream order ki or baith kar ice-cream ka wait karne lage
Main-aunty 1 baat puch sakta hu
Aunty(pyar se dekh kar)-ha beta puch na...
Main-aunty aapne haa bol diya na meri gf banne ke liye...
Aunty (thoda ruk kar)-kyo tujhe accha nahi laga kya...
Main-are nahi-nahi…main to chahta hu ki aap hi meri gf bano...
Aunty -to beta ,,,ab ban to gai na...
Main-sach me aunty
Aunty -koi shak hai kya….
Main-nahi aunty bas soch rha hu..ki aaj meri kismat khul gai
Aunty (muskura kar)-kismat to meri khul gai jo itna handsome bf mila hai mujhe
Tabhi humari ice-cream aa gai…or hum ice-cream khane lage Main ice-creem khate huye soch rha tha ki ye aunty itni jaldi line par aa gai…kyooo???
mujhe jawab nahi mil rha tha …fir socha saayad iski choot me jayda hi aag hai or main muskurane
laga.....
Aunty -kya hua …has kyo rahe ho
Main-kuch nahi aunty…khushi ke mare…aaj main bahut kush hoo
Aunty - main bhi…bas mujhe aise hi khush rakhna
Main-bilkul aunty ….hamesha…aaj se aapko khusi hi milegi..
(or ye kah kar maine aunty ka hath pakad kar chhota sa kiss kar diya
Aunty -main bhi tumhe gf ki saari khusiya doogi beta
Main- sach aunty ...saari khusi jo gf deti hai
Aunty (aankhe nachate huye)-haa...saari ki saari
Main(haste huye)- to ab chale
Aunty - okk
Main or aunty mall se bahar aagye or car me baith gye…Car ko start karke hum nikal gye ghar ki taraf
Aunty - suno
Main- kya hua
Aunty -hum ye samaan ghar ni le ja sakte…
Main(anjaan bante huy e)-kyo
Aunty -tum jante ho ....isme kya -2 to dilwa diya or ab kah rahe ho kyo...
Main-are janta hu…don’t worry main majak kar raha tha…ise mere ghar rakh kar chalte hai…..kal sadi me jaane se pahle le lege
Aunty -oh my god
Main-kya hua ab
Aunty - sadi me to sanju ke sath jana hai …use kya bolugi
Main-are aap tensn mat lo main hu na
Aunty -kya kroge
Main-sadi main gf apne bf ke sath jaygi..
aunty (sharmate huye)-gf ki bahut fikr hai…hmmm
Main- or ni to kya…abhi to mili hai…don’t worry main sanju ko mana luga or waise bhi wo beemar hai...
aunty -ok.…waise tum kyo jana chahte ho mere sath
main-ab new gf ko pyaar to karna banta hai na…
aunty - chup karo…bada aaya pyaar karne wala
main- aunty , kya aap pyaar nahi karne dogi mujhe
aunty (shrma jati hai)-chalo gadi chalao
main-nahi pahle batao…clear bata do….mazak nahi
aunty (thoda soch kar)- theek hai …chalo …kal dekhte hai ki kaise pyaar karta hai tu
main-kal nahi aaj…
aunty -are itni jaldi theek nahi beta
main-aap meri gf ho…or main aaj hi apni gf ko pyaar karuga…or khush kar duga
aunty -dekhte hai kitna khush kar pata hai…hehehehe
main-chaliye aapko dikhta hu …
or maine car ghar ki taraf douda di…hum baat karte-karte mere ghar
pahuch gaye…
(hum ghar me enter huye ,,,or savita ne hume coffee pilai or hum , mere room me aa gye
Aunty -room to accha hai ….sab kuch hai yaha....
(Mera room aalisaan tha jarurat ka har samaan tha…bada sa bed gaddedar bistar dining table…sofa…attech bathroom…AC etc…matlab saandaar insaan ka saandaar room)
Main- haa …mera room to dekh liya ab ab apna room kab dikhaogi(doublemeaning)
Aunty -wait karo…bahut jaldi hai kya beta….jaldi theek nahi hai..
(ab aunty ki shram bhag gai thi..bas thodi si or bhagani thi)
Maine room ko andar se lock kiya or aunty ka hath pakad kar apni baahon me keech liya
Aunty (gusse se) –ye kya badtameezi hai
Main (confuess ho kar)-meri gf ho ..….kya hua aapko
Aunty - bas ruk jao…gf…gf…matlab karna kya chahte ho
Main(man me) –saaali chodna chahta hu tujhe or kya...
aunty -dekh kya rahe ho bolo ab…kya karma chahte ho
main(confuess hokar)- main…wo…pyaar
aunty -pyaar matlab kya…tumne mujhe samjh kya rakha hai
main-aap…wo…kaha tha na..ki aap…meri…gf…
(main hichkichate huye bola)
aunty -bas..bahut hua…ab main ghar ja rahi hooo
or ye kah kar aunty gate ki taraf jaane lagi)
main-ruko aunty …main sath chalta hu aapke
Aunty - koi jarurat nahi main akeli ja sakti hu
Main(tej aawaz me)-jarurat hai...sanjeev kya sochega..
aunty chup chaap khadi rahi maine aunty ka samaan ek taraf rakha or car ki keys lekar bola
Main (gusse main) -ab chaliye
Iske baad hum sanjeev ke ghar chal diye…pure raste humne koi bhi baat nahi ki….main soch raha tha ki kya aurat hai….1 minute me yaha or 1 minute me waha
Sanjeev ke ghar aate hi main car park karne laga jab tak aunty ghar me enter ho gai or apne room me
chali gai…main bhi sidha upper aa kar sanjeev ke room me gya…wo abhi bhi so raha tha…
main bhi usi ke baju me let gya aur kab need aa gai pata hi nahi chala……...
Ankit Shrivastava
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