Update - 57
Sanju padaai karne laga aur main anu ke room me tution padhane pahuch gaya...
Main- hmm..to sab ready hai...
Poonam- ha bhai..aaj to main bhi padhugi..
Main- kyo nahi di..but pahle mujhe intro to lene do…
Anu- kiska intro bhaiya..hume nahi jante kya..
Main- are anu tumhari frnds ke to naam hi nahi puch paya …unka intro…
Anu- oh ha..sorry bhaiya..ye hai madhu aur ye hai ruby..
Madhu, poonam di ke barabar thi aur ruby , anu ke barabar….
Main- ok..to ab padaai suru kare..
Iske baad main sabko math padhane laga….aaj bhi raksha mujhe ghoore ja rahi thi par aankh nahi milati thi…baki sab bhi theek the…poonam di bhi sirf padhai kar rahi thi…
par sabse jyada paresaan to main ruby ko dekh kar tha….
Jaise hi ruby se meri aankhe milti to wo sharma ke smile ar deti aur najre jhuka leti….jaise ki main use sadi ke liye dekhne aaya hu…
Padhane ke baad maine sabko homework diya aur class khatm ki….jab main jane laga to ruby ko fir se dekha…ek baar fir se usne katilana smile de di….is baar maine bhi response me use kameeni smile de di…aur sanju ke room me aa gaya…
Jab main sanju ke room me aaya to sanju padaai hi kar raha tha…
Main- bhai dinner ka kya kare…
Sanju- matlab..??
Main- bhai apan ko drink karna hai aur chicken bhi khana hai to dinner kaise kar sakte hai…
Sanju- ha bhai…kuch soch na..mom to dinner kara ke hi aane degi…
Main- hmmm ..tu yahi rah,,,neeche mat aana..main set karta hu kuch
Sanju-ok bhai…jaldi karna..
Fir main neeche pahuch gaya….neeche haal me parul tv dekh rahi thi aur sath me aunty bhi thi…
Main- aunty , uncle nahi aay kya..??
Aunty - aa gaye..fresh hone gaye hai..fir dinner lagati hu..
Main- aunty dinner ke liye hi baat karne aaya tha…
Aunty - kya…lagati hu na…bhookh lagi ho to abhi laga du..
Main- are nahi aunty ..wo aaj main aur sanju padaai karege to dinner baad me hi kar lege….aap log kar lo ok
Aunty - hmm…ab sach-sach bata..kya baat hai..???
Main-are aunty …aap bas abhi meri baat suno…baki main aaj raat me bata doonga na…
Aunty - ha raat me batana…jaldi karna ok…
Parul aunty ka matlb samjh gai aur mujhe dekh kar smile kar di….maine parul ko chup rahne ka isara kar diya…
Main- ok aunty …ab main bhi padaai karne jata hu…aap khana rakh dena ….
Aunty - ha tu ja..raat me yaad se kha lena…aur baki sab bhi yaad rakhna..aaj bhool mat jana…
Itne me uncle waha aa gaye..
Uncle- kya bhoolne ki baat ho rahi hai…
Hum sab uncle ki aawaz se sunn ho gaye…
Main sochne laga ki aaj to mare...ab kya hoga....?????
Main to chup hi raha par aunty baat ko sambhalte huye boli…
Aunty - are wo..aaj ye dono padaai kar rahe hai to dinner baad me karege…to..main..bol rahi thi ki dinner karna mat bhool jana…
Uncle- oh,…good beta…tum padaai karo aur sanju ko bhi padaai karwao..ok…
Main- ok uncle , main jata hu..’
Uncle-ok
Iske baad main upper aane laga or sochne laga ki aaj to bach gaye warna uncle ko shak ho jata to mar gaye the…chalo ab apni party ka wait karta hu…aur main sanju ke room me aa kar let gaya..
Sanju- all set na bhai…???
Main- hmmm…all set , ab tu padaai kar…aur main bhi…jab tak sab dinner kar ke room me nahi jate..tab tak ok..
Sanju- ok…
Iske baad hum padaai karne lage aur main sochne laga ki aaj raat ko aunty ko sanju ke saamne kaha chodu aur kaise…taki sanju khush ho jaay……
Khair wo baad me dekhte hai..abhi padaai karta hu….
Hum thodi der padaai karte rahe…..aur jab hume laga ki ab sab log dinner kar ke sone ja chuke hoge to maine books band kar di aur sanju se kaha…
Main- bhai , ab padaai chhod aur neeche ja kar dekh ki koi hai to nahi waha…
Sanju- ok, abhi jata hu…koi mil gaya to bol dooga ki pani lene aaya hu..ok
Main- wah re.... ab tu bhi samjhdaar hone laga..hahaha…
Sanju- very funny..chal main dekh kar aata hu….
Sanju neeche ja kar dekh aaya aur aate hi uchal kar bola…
Sanju- bhai sab gaye..ab party kare…
Main- ssshhh…dheere bol, poonam di baju me hi hai..
Sanju- oh ha..sorry-sorry…khushi me yaad hi nahi raha…
Main- bhai thoda control kar…ab ek kaam kar..
Sanju- ha bol…
Main- ye chicken garm kar ke la... jab tak main peg banata hu…
Sanju- aur koi aa gaya to..??
Main- saale...bol dena ki dinner lene aaya tha...ek kaam karna pahle apan ke liye 2 plate laga lena...taki koi aa jaye to waha se nikalna aasaan ho jaay..
Sanju- haa ..wo theek hai par chicken kaise garm karuga...???
Main- hmm…ek kaam karna…owen me daal dena, aur sath me sabji bhi rakh dena…koi aa bhi gaya to bol dena ki sabji garm kar raha hai..
Sanju- wah re...wo puchega nhi ki guess ko chhod kar owen kyo use kar raha hai..??
Main- usme kya...bol dena ki owen me accha garm hota hai...or koi baal ki khal nhi nikalta...samjhe...ab ja bhi..
Sanju- theek hai bhai…ab main jata hu…
Sanju jab tak chicken garm kar ke laya , tab tak maine scotch ke 2 peg bana liye…jaise hi sanju aaya to hum chicken ke sath scotch ka maza lene lage….
Main(man me)- peene ka to ho gaya…ab aunty ka kya karu…aur haa…saali lund choosne wali aayegi to uska kya..????...yaar aaj to tention bahut ho gai …kuch sochna padega…
Sanju- bhai kya soch raha hai…peg khatm ho gaya aur tu khali peg hi pakde hai..la dusra banata hu..
Main- hmm…ye le….
Sanju dusra peg banana laga….aur main ek idea socha…
Main- are sanju…ye bata ki aaj raat ko aunty ki chudaai dekhni jaroori hai…???...aunty nahi maani to…???
Sanju- are bhai…ab mood bana kar bigadna mat…plzzz bhai , kaise bhi kar ke mana le maa ko..
Main- hmm..chal aaj tera mood kharab nahi karuga….
Sanju- thanks bhai…par tune baat ki maa se ki nahi..
Main- are ho hi gai samjho..bas sahi time ka wait kar...
Sanju- ok…
Fir se hum peg pine lage aur main sochne laga ki …kaise main lund chuswau us anjaan se….agar sanju yaha raha to hum light off nahi karege ...aur light jab tak on rahegi tab tak wo aay gi nahi…aur main chahta tha ki wo jaroor aaye…
Sanju- bhai ..fir se soch me doob gaya…kya soch raha hai…
Main- are..kuch nahi..accha ..ek kaam karega...
Sanju- ha bol na…
Main(soch kar)- hmm..to ek kaam karna, pine ke baad tu guest room me chala ja…aur jab main kahu tabhi aana..
Sanju- to kya tu mom ko isi room me chodega…
Main- wo set karta hu…par uske liye teri mom ko room me bulana padega..isliye…tu rahega to baat kaise hogi..???
Sanju- ha , sahi kaha…main guest room me jata hu…
Main- saale abhi nahi…abhi daaru pi…iske baad..
Sanju- ok ..par main aau kaha....i mean chudaai dekhne...
Main- wo main set karne ke bad tujhe msg kar dooga aur jagah bhi bata dooga, to tu aa jana..ok
Sanju- ok bhai…to chal jaldi se drink khatm karte hai
Main- chal fir peg bana….
Iske baad humne drink and chiken enjoye kiya aur sab khatm karne ke baad sanju guest room me chala gaya..aur main kapde nikaal kar underwere me aa gaya…
Aur main room ki light band kar ke bed par aa gaya…light band karne se wo lund choosne jaroor aaygi…andhera hone ka wait hi karti hai wo….
Maine socha ki wo jab aayegi tab dekhege…abhi aunty se baat kar lu…aur maine aunty ke sath msg se baat karna suru kiya..
( Msg se)
Main- aunty ..kya ho raha hai…??
Aunty - bas meri jaan ka wait kar rahi thi…bolo kya irada hai…
Main- aunty ..aaj aapki chudaai honi hai…
Aunty - to kar le na…main to teri hi hu mere raja…
Main- par aaj sanju ke saamne choduga aapko…
Aunty - kya..????...nahi-nahi...aisa mat sochna..
Main- aunty ...aap meri ho..aur meri baat nahi manogi...??
Aunty - beta, main kuch bhi kar sakti hu tere liye ..par sanju ke samne..nahi beta...wo mera beta hai...
Main- aunty …kya main aapka beta nahi…???
Aunty - hai …tu bhi mera beta hai , jaisa sanju waisa hi tu….
Main- to fir na kisliye…mere sath kar liya to uske sath bhi kar lo…
Aunty - tum chahte the aur tumne hi mujhe manaya tha…isliye kiya tere sath..sanju ne to kabhi aise dekha bhi nahi mujhe…
Main- aunty …sanju aapko chodna chahta hai…aur usne hi mujhe aapko patane ke liye kaha tha …taki uska rasta saaf ho jaaye...
Aunty- ye kya bol raha hai ...aisa nhi ho sakta .....
Main- aapki kasam...sanju ne hi mujhe kaha tha .. .
Aunty - agar aisa hai to......par main kaise..mera dil nahi manta…
Main- dekho aunty ..aaj main aapko usse chudne ko nahi bol raha ..sirf use aapko chudte huye dekhna hai bas…
Aunty - par uske saamne main dil se chudaai nahi kar sakti...
Main- dont worry..use yahi lagega ki aapko kuch pata hi nahi ki sanju dekh raha hai...
Aunty - accha...to uske saamne kuch nahi hoga...
Main- wo dekhega …par aapko dikhai nahi dega…ab theek..
Aunty - tum kahte ho to theek..par karege kaha..
Main- wo main aapko msg kar dooga…aap bas uncle ko sula do…
Aunty - wo to so gaye…
Main- to fir aap wait karo…bas…aaj sanju apni maa ki chudaai dekh kar rahega…
Aunty - dekhne ka theek..par agar wo saamne aa gaya to…???
Main- to aap uska lund apni choot se thanda kar dena..hahaha
Aunty - tu bhi na..nahi…aisa mat hone dena..main iske liye ready nahi..
Main- aunty , don’t worry..jab aap dil se taiyaar hogi..tabhi sanju aapko chodega…uske pahle wo kuch nahi karega…aaj aap use jalwe dikha do…baki aage dekh lege ..ok
Aunty - ok..to jaldi batana..chudaai ki baat se hi choot me aag lag gai..
Main- hmmm..theek hai..aag badhkne do…thodi der me bhuja dooga…ab aap wait karo…
Iske baad maine phon rakh diya aur us lund choosne wali ka wait karne laga…
Thodi der bad mera intzaar khatm ho gaya..jab wo lund chosne wali aai….
Aaj bhi usne bade pyaar se lund ko nikala aur choose kar lund ras ko pi gai ..aur puri sarafat se lund ko underwere me daal kar nikal gai…
Maine socha ki ab exam khatm hone se pahle iska khel khatm karna hoga…par abhi ise jaane do…aaj to aunty ki chudaai karni hai aur mere dost ko uski maa ki chudaai ki mast live movie dikhani hai…par kaha karu….
Waise to main aunty ko room me bula kar chod sakta tha ..par main sanju ko ye dikhana chahta tha ki aunty sanju se darti hai isliye uske room me aa nahi sakti…
Aur dusri tention ye hai ki aunty ko ye pata rahega ki sanju chudaai dekh raha hai to wo mast hokar nahi chudegi..aur maza nahi aayga…iska kuch karna padega….taki sanju dekh bhi le aur main aunty ko masti se chood saku…
Kuch der sochne ke baad maine decide kiya ki aaj raat aunty ko neeche haal me ya kichen me hi choduga…bas aunty maan jaaye …aur unse bol dooga ki sanju so gaya…ab tention free ho kar chudaai karo….ha , yahi theek rahega.....
Kuch der sochne ke baad maine decide kiya ki aaj raat aunty ko neeche haal me ya kichen me hi choduga…bas aunty maan jaaye …aur unse bol dooga ki sanju so gaya…ab
tention free ho kar chudaai karo….ha , yahi theek rahega.....
Maine plan bana kar aunty ko msg kiya…
(msg chat par)
Main – aunty aapki chudaai kichen me ki jaaye ya haal me…
Aunty - pagal ho kya..yaha tere uncle hai room me aur fir sanju ke chacha-chachi ka room bhi to hai neeche…
Main- par wo log to so rahe honge na…aur hum bhi jayada aawaz nahi karege..bas…
Aunty - ha..so to gaye hai..par koi room se bahar aa gaya to..
Main- uska ilaaz hai mere pass…
Aunty - kya.??
Main- aap apne room aur apne dever ke room ko bahar se band kar dena…
Aunty - matlab tu mujhe neeche chod ke hi rahega..manega nahi…
Main- aunty …aapko aise chodne me jyada maza aayga na..
Aunty - ok mere raja..jaisa aap kaho…ab hall me aa jau kya…???
Main- abhi nahi…thodi der me..
Aunty - accha..aur ye bata ki sanju ka kya…wo dekhega kya..
Main- nahi aunty ..wo so gaya..maine ye plan aage khiska diya hai….
Aunty - oh mere pyaare bete..ye theek kiya..warna main maze se chudaai nahi kar pati…thanks beta..
Main- ok…par ek din to aapko sanju ke saamne chudna hi hoga…
Aunty - wo baad me..abhi jaldi se aaja..main jal rahi hu..
Main- bas 5 minute ..main msg kar duga to aap gate band kar dena dono room ke..ok
Aunty - ok beta…
Maine fir snju ko msg karke bol diya ki tu room me aa ja …par chupke se..koi dekh na paaye…main nahi chahta tha ki aunty ko pata bhi chale ki sanju jag raha hai…...