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CITY:-DEHRADUN:-







PLACE-SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE....







PLACE INFO----





(SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE)...



SLOGAN..."THE PLACE WHERE CHAMPIONS ARE ELEVATED TO BECOME LEGENDS"....









1921 me DEHRADUN aur MASOORI ke beech mountain outskirts ke beech kareeb 50 acre ke dimension me bana SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE apne aap me ek misaal hai...



I.C.S.E syllabus and pattern ke antargath aane waala THE SIRUIS dehradun hi kya,pure india ke top 20 schools and colleges me darj karata hai apna naam....



india ke har state se aate hain bacche is dignified school aur college me padhne joki apne aap me hi ek nayi duniya se kam nahi hai....



kareeb 3000 students padhte hain SIRIUS ke SCHOOL me aur college me students ki sankhya 4000 se bhi zyada hai...



har class me 100 se zyada bacche hain aur isiliye hi har class ko 2 ya phir 3 section me convert kiya gaya hai..



ACADEMICS,SPORTS & STUDY...school me hone waale in teeno he departments ka hadh se zyada craze hai SIRIUS me....



yahi reason hai ki jitne bhi students in teeno departments me sabse upar hote hain,they are treated like celebrities in THE SIRIUS...



SCHOLARS aur SUPER RICH bacchon ka sangam hai SIRIUS jiske teachers bhi apne aap me super efficient, talented aur interestingly ajeeb bhi hain...



toh ye tha hamari is nayi kahani ke first chapter ka sabse important BASE...THE SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE jiska info ab aap sabke paas hai aur isiliye chaliye ab shuru karte hain ek super thrill, competence aur excitement se bhare hue "GALATH" ka first chapter....







CHAPTER-1



(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)





UPDATE-1





" APRIL 1/2019 "





PLACE-THE SIRIUS...



FIRST DAY OF THE NEW SESSION.....











WAKEY WAKEY,EGGS AND BAKEYYYY.....SIRIUS......(slang words to say goodmorning)







TEACHERS,STUDENTS, GUYS,GALS OF ALL AGES..



PEOPLE WHO LIVE NEAR BY AND FROM DIFFERENT PLACES...



PUT ON YOUR SHOES & TIGHT UP YOUR LACES...



SMILE AND POP IN,ITS SIRIUS AFTERALL,IT ALWAYS EMBRACES......



FELLAS, IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST ASSEMBLY..SO ASSEMBLEEEEEEE....

IN THE GREAT HALL....







school me chaaron taraf lage bade bade speakers me SIRIUS school ki arts department ke personal radio jokey KELVIN MICHAEL ke welcome words the ye jo gunj uthe the pure SIRIUS me jisse sun jahan ek taraf purane sabhi students ke faces par smile naach uthi thi wahin jitne bhi naye students the,unke kadam is nayi gigantic,total happening aur super modern school me rakhne ke baad nervousness ki wajah se aur zyada kaampne lage the...



but, with all the mixed feelings, assembly me toh jaana hi tha, isiliye sabhi students fouran the great hall ki taraf chal pade...





ASSEMBLY:-



GOOD MORNING STUDENTS AND I WELCOME ALL THE NEW AND OLD STUDENTS TO THIS FRESH CALENDAR YEAR IN SIRIUS...





GOD'S PRAYER, HYMNS, COUNTRY PLEDGE and finally NATIONAL ANTHEM ke baad gunji thi ye awaaz saare students ke saamne khadi SIRIUS SCHOOL'S principal ki...





(INTRO:-RANJANA MATTHEWS..the principal of SIRIUS,SCHOOL DIVISION...ab inke baare me kya bolun..mid forties ki ek beautiful women hain ye.. saath hi saath super inteligent bhi..after all oxford return jo hain ye..



aur woh bhi ek nahi,do do MASTER'S DEGREE ke saath..she has a master degree on LITERATURE as well as a MASTER'S DEGREE on SOCIAL PSYCHOLOGY...human behaviour,unke hidden secrets ko guess karne ka hunar hai inke paas......)









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RANJANA-kya aapko pata hai the meaning of SIRIUS...???!!!



STUDENTS-THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE NIGHT SKY....





purane students jinhe apne principal ke is sawal ka jawab pata tha,un sabki awaaz ek saath gunji jiske baad..





RANJANA-exactly..the brightest star in the night sky.. aur kyunki aap sab is integral aur respected school ka hissa hain, isiliye you all are also that shining star..



aur yahi hamare school ka logo aur moto bhi hai..



SIRIUS is the place where champions are elevated to become legends"....



but to be that,the most important thing is discipline...and i expect each and everyone of you to be very disciplined.





students ke us mele ke beech bhi kuch khaas notorious students par eye roll karte hue kahi ye baat PRINCIPAL RANJANA ne jiske baad assembly dissolve ho gayi aur saare students line barkarar rakhte hue apni apni classes ki taraf badh chale par is beech...





ROHAN,WE NEED TO TALK...THE GAME HALL... RIGHT NOW....





ye thi SAMEER CHANDER ki awaaz jisne apne hi class par dusre section ke ek ladke ROHAN MALHOTRA se kahi ye baat aur aisa bol woh ussi GAME HALL ki taraf badh gaya..





INTRO:-SAMEER CHANDER urf SAM... a very handsome guy..but more importantly,the heart throb of SIRIUS.... academics ho,study ho yaa phir the most important thing of SIRIUS, SPORTS, SAMEER CHANDER is the best of SIRIUS....



saath hi saath kaafi dabang bhi hai ye, apne group ka jisme 50 se zyada ladke aur ladkiyan thi,uska leader hai SAM...



SIRIUS school division ke lagbhag sabhi students yaa toh SAM ki respect karte hain yaa phir usse darte hain ya phir teesra option chunte the...





ROHAN MALHOTRA.....



again a very good looking guy and at the same time,SAM ka direct rival... academics me, study me aur sports me agar SIRIUS me SAMEER ko koi challenge kar sakta hai,toh woh hai ROHAN MALHOTRA urf RO....



haan, winning percentage SAMEER ka ROHAN se zyada hai but woh margin bohot kam hai..



aur isiliye jitne friends, followers aur fans SAM ke hain, lagbhag utne hi ROHAN ke bhi hain...





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ROHAN-well,well,well..yahan toh puri gang moujud hai...brawl ke liye ye GAME HALL chota nahi pad jaayega....





ANJALI UDAASI,SAMS GF,EK PREET SINGH BAL,RAJAT AGRAWAL,NAISHA SINGHANIA,RAJAT'S GF...



in sabhi ko ek saath game hall me dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat ROHAN ne jispar..





SAM-just cut the crap ROHAN...pehle bhi bol chuka hun,phir bol raha hun, zabardasti mera raasta kaatna band kar de...





apni ungli saamne khade ROHAN ki taraf karte hue kahi thi ye baat SAMEER ne jispar..





ROHAN-raasta kaatna...??? abbe mai koi billi hun jo tera raasta kaatunga..



SAM-stop playing ROHAN...pure holidays me tune aur tere bandon ne jaan bujh kar mere bandon ko continously poke kiya hai,toh stop doing it or..



ROHAN-or what..haan...kar kya lega tu...???beta,teri hoshiyari aur dhouns sirf school gate ke andar tak hai,par meri pure dehradun me...



jo chaahe karunga mai,ukhaad le jo ukhaadna hai..



SAM-teri toh saale...



EKPREET-SAM,see around...





ROHAN ko punch karne ke liye SAMEER aage badhne hi waala tha ki tabhi piche se EKPREET ki awaaz padi uske kaano me jiske baad jab usne nazar ghumayi toh paaya ki GAME ZONE ke kul 6 entries se 7 log nikalkar uski hi taraf aa rahe the..



ye saathon ROHAN ke group ke ladke the aur kaafi tagde bhi...



un saathon ko dekh jahan SAMEER ne apne kadam halke piche liye wahin ek devilish smile ke saath ROHAN SAMEER ki taraf badha aur theek uske saamne pahunch...





ROHAN-beta,ucchalna kam kar de...warna itna pelunga ki naa toh dhang se khade ho paayega aur naahi thik se baith paayega...





TOH PEL KE DIKHA NA BHOSDIKE...AUR TU KYA ISKI DIALOGUE BAAZI JHEL RAHA HAI...



"MAAR MADARCHOD KO".....





ek tez awaaz ya phir ye kahun ki KISIKI PERSONAL TAKIYA KALAM gunji HALL ke door ki taraf se jisse sun jahan ek taraf SAMEER, EKPREET aur RAJAT ke tensed faces par smile naach uthi, dusri taraf ANJALI aur NAISHA ne apne sir par haath maar diya wahin teesri taraf ROHAN aur uske saaton bande jo ab tak super confident dikh rahe the,achanak se hi un sabke chehre par baaja baj chuke the...



darte hue woh sab piche mude aur aisa hote hi saamne khade saksh ko dekh unke chehre par jo 12 baje the,woh 24 me badal chuke the..





REASON...



un sabke piche khada tha,SANVEER AHARYA....



aur "MAAR MAARADCHOD KO" hai in bhai sahab ka woh personal takiyakalaam jo kisi ko maarne se pehle ye chillakar bolte hain...



scene aage badhane se pehle, chaliye,is kahani ke nayak ka intro ho jaaye,toh bada hai,par zaroori bhi hai...





naam toh aap jaante hi hain...SANVEER AHARYA...son of THE LATE SANEEL AHARYA and mother VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...



inke first board exam me abhi 1 saal baaki hai but phir bhi janab ki height 5.8 cross kar chuki hai..



dubla patla above average look waala banda hai apna SANVEER AHARYA....but jawline jis tarah se develop ho raha hai iska,agar janab ka sharir bhar jaaye aur face par halka fat aa jaaye toh he will be transformed into a super hot guy who's looks would be something to die for..



anyways, SANVEER bhi SAMEER ke class me hi hai aur uska best friend bhi..



but most importantly,SANVEER SIRIUS ka woh eklouta aisa banda hai jo sabke saamne bhi SAMEER ka mazak udaa sakta hai..



but unlike SAMEER, ACADEMICS, SPORTS aur even STUDY me apna SANVEER average student hi hai...



agar sab chizon ko summerize karkar bolun toh SANVEER ek zindadil,life ko enjoy karne waala,on the scale 100,90 percent perfect banda hai who's quite perfect to hangout with...



haan,mooh chod bada tagda hai ye...behes me in mahashay se jeetna mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai...



acche accho ke kaan se bas apne zubaan se hi khoon nikal sakte hain ye...



par ye hunar bhi iske 90 percent "SAHI" hone ka hi hissa hai..



par bacha 10 percent...woooo... that's something no one should mess with..



kyunki us 10 percent me aata hain SANVEER ka GHUSSA...wahi expression jiski wajah se abhi chal rahe scene me RONIT and party ki fati hui hai...



aisa nahi hai ki SANVEER koi trained martial artist yaa koi strong fighter hai..



ek behadh hi simple banda hai apna SANVEER..but iska ghussa utna hi complicated aur negetive hai...



aur woh isiliye kyunki SANVEER ke ghusse ki koi HADH nahi...aar ya paar waale tarj par apna ghussa nikalta hai ye...



fark nahi padta ki saamne ladka hai ya ladki.. bhidne waala ek banda hai ya phir 10 ki toli...



ye janab sabse akele hi bhid jaate hai aur tab tak bhide hi rehte hain jab tak yaa toh saamne waala ya waale rahen yaa phir ye...



luckily aaj tak kisiko jaan se nahi maara isne par ye sirf isiliye possible ho paaya kyunki har baar koi na koi geniune banda aur zyadatar iski mom ne aakar beech bachav kiya hai us ladhayi ka..



but sabse important baat jo ghusse me iska sabse bada hathiyar bhi hai..woh ye hai ki jab ye bhai sahab ghussa hote hain toh us waqt inka dimag saamne waale ko nuksaan pahunchane ke liye itna zyada focused rehta hai ki inki body par aaye har chot aur us chot se hone waale dard ka ehsaas tak nahi hota inhe..



aur yahi main reason hai ROHAN aur uske doston ka SANVEER se darne ka..aaj se do saal pehle in saare mahanubhavon se bhid chuka hai SANVEER woh bhi akele..



infact akela paakar hi ghera tha in sabne isse..



us ladhayi me SANVEER ka left haath fracture ho gaya tha, sir par,pair par,chest aur back par bhi bohot se chot aur ghaaw aaye the but us waqt ladhayi ke beech isse kuch pata hi nahi chala..



lagbhagh 30 minute se bhi zyada in sabhi se akele ladhte raha SANVEER aur aadhe ghante baad kisi ke through pata chalne par jab SANVEER ki mom us ladhayi waale spot par pahunchi toh tab tak ROHAN aur uske saaton saathi zamin par gire pade the...



SANVEER ki haalath beshak kharab thi par un sabki condition khudse zyada buri kar chuka tha SANVEER..



aur jab uski mom wahan pahunchi aur unhone SANVEER ko rukne ke liye kaha tab jaakar kahin woh rooka aur aisa karte hi woh saara zabt kiya hua dard ek jhatke me bahar aaya aur woh behosh ho gaya...



bottom line..jab SANVEER ghussa hota hai toh naa woh paagal hota hai aur naahi sanki,woh in dono bhi bhaavo se ek kadam aur upar uth ban jaata hai "GALATH"...







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ROHAN-abbe bhosdike tune toh bola tha ki SANVY school nahi aaya hai...



JIMMY-mother swear bhai..school bus me nahi tha ye aur naahi assembly me dikha tha..





CHATTAKH..CHATTAKKHHH.

CHATAKKKKHH..BHAKKKK..BHAKKKK...





jimmy ke apni baat bolte tak MAI ROHAN ke paas pahunch chuka tha jispar woh hadbada gaya aur mujhse kuch bolne ko hua par tabhi continously chala mera haath..



ek ke baad ek teen tamache jade maine usse aur ye dekh uska chamcha jimmy beech bachav ke liye aage badha par tabhi maine uske chaati par maara apna pair jispar woh piche ki taraf gir pada..





ROHAN-dekh SANVY..hum yahan ladhne nahi aaye the...ye SAM ne hi mujhe..



MAI-chup laude...mootna aata nahi, chodna sikhayega tu...bhosadchodi ke..



maana, mujhe aane me thodi deri hui par itna late toh nahi hua tha mai ki tu bete se baap hi ban jaaye...



jhaantu,rook...aaj tera pura hisaab ek saath pura karta hun mai...





ye bol pool table par rakhi CUE uthayi maine par tabhi...



ROHAN aur uske saathon dost exit ki taraf bhaage aur ye dekh..





MAI-bhaag madarchod bhaag..aaj tujhe teri class me hi nibtaunga mai..





ye bol mai bhi bhaaga par pehle se hi exit me khade teachers ki position check karte EKPREET ne pakda mujhe aur..





EKPREET-shaant ho jaa bhai..school me hain hum..yahan kisi ko khule me maarega toh suspend nahi sidha resticate hoga tu...



MAI-ghante ka resticate..khudko bachana aata hai mujhe..tu hat loude..



SAM-haan bhai SANVY..tune pehle bhi kisi tarah khudko safe kiya hai aur i am sure ki ab bhi kar lega...



but think bro..in sabke beech aunty ko firse yahan aana padega aur princi se sunani padegi...



and i don't think you want that..isiliye cool it buddy..



in saalon ko phir kabhi dekh lenge...





mom ka naam sunte hi shaant ho chuka tha mai..



aage kuch kaha nahi maine aur EKPREET jo ab bhi mujhe kisi tarah pakde khada tha,usse alag ho class ki taraf badh gaya aur ye dekh..





SAMEER-abbe ek hi class me hain hum sab.. hamare liye toh rook...



MAI-toh raasta bhi pata hoga naa..aa jaaiyo...





jahan ye bol mai tezi se aage badh chuka tha wahin meri baat sun muskurate hue SAM aur baaki chaaron bhi uske saath class ki taraf chal pade aur is beech...





ANJALI-baby...mujhe samajh nahi aata ki ye looser SANVY tumhe itna kuch bol jaata hai and why you never react..??



you are the heart throb of SIRIUS.. everybody respects you but ye SANVY...



ye tumhe kabhi bhi,kisi ke bhi saamne ulta sidha kuch bhi bol deta hai aur tum bas smile karte rehte ho..



is middle class average looser me dikhta kya hai tumhe jo isse apna best friend maante ho...???



aur tu EKPREET..kya zaroorat thi usse rokne ki...jaane deta usse ROHAN ke piche...acha hi hota,is baar toh pakka resticate hota woh....



SAM-babes.. first of all, friendship me paise nahi dekhe jaate..



and yes,SANVY is my best buddy aur isiliye woh kuch bhi bol sakta hai mujhe...



EKPREET-aur rahi baat uske resticate hone ki toh mat bhul ANJU ki SANVY ne pehle bhi kayi kaand kiya hain aur woh bhi openly..



but har baar he escapes...aur woh bhi bina kisiki madad ke..



RAJAT-true...saale ke paas har baar kuch na kuch jugaad hota hai bachne ka...



NAISHA-jugaad nahi babes,loop holes...SANVY loopholes dhundne me master hai...



woh loopholes dhundh araam se bach jaata hai...



aur sabse important baat.. mat bhulo ki he is the favourite student of our respected PRINCIPAL MRS RANJANA MATTHEWS..



ANJALI-ab ye ek aur baat hai jo mai kabhi samajh nahi paayi...why the hell does our PRINCIPAL likes an average student like SANVY...



for god sake,he is good for nothing...



SAM-oh,just cut the crap yaar..baaki sab chhodo,bas itna yaad rakho ki aaj,he saved our bloody asses...



baaki saari baaton ko chaar line me lapeto toh...







koi bhi yahan doodh ka dhula NAHI HAI......



par aaj usne hume bachaya hai,sach bas YAHI HAI....



haan,kahin kahin zaroor GALATH hai mera yaar magar...



SANVY ke thode se GALATH hone se zyada kuch bhi SAHI NAHI HAI.....



























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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF ROHAN AND PARTY SANVY KE DAR SE BHAAG JAATE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SAMEER SANVY KE HALKE GALATH HONE KO BHI BILKUL SAHI BATATA HAI...





CHAPTER-1



(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)





UPDATE-2





CITY-DEHRADUN



PLACE-SIRIUS





"FIRST DAY CONTINOUS"









ABBE HARAMKHOR,KAHAN GHUM RAHA THA BE TU AKELE AKELE...





jaise hi mai class me enter hua jahan luckily hamare naye saal ke naye class teacher abhi tak pahunche nahi the,toh last row se aayi ye pyar bhari vaani mere kaano me jisse completely nazarandaaz karte hue mai ussi piche waali row ki taraf badh chala jo mere,SONU SHRIVASTAV aur jisne mujhe abhi toka tha,NITENDRA BHATNAGAR joki AAND KHAU ke naam aur MATCH MAKING ke kaam se famous tha, permanent spot tha baithne ka,wahan pahunch apna bag utaar mooh me maara maine ussi bag ko NITENDRA ke mooh par jispar uske mooh se aur chaar paanch phool jhadne waale shabd nikle mere liye..



par is baar bhi maine uski baaton ko completely ignore kiya aur usse dhakelte hue apni owned corner seat par jaa baitha...



aage badhne se pehle in dono mahanubhavon ka intro ho jaaye....





SONU SHRIVASTAV...son of KISHORE SHRIVASTAV & SHALINI SHRIVASTAV...



inke pitashri ki yahin DUN me do readymade garment shops hain....



anyways SONU hai behadh hi interesting character...ye bhai sahab halka stammer matlab haklate hain..



padhayi me 75 percent plus, academics me kuch khaas nahi par haan,sports me kaafi ache hain ye.



infact,SAMEER aur ROHAN ke baad 100 metre aur 200 metre me sabse tez hain ye pure SIRIUS me...



but stammering ke saath iski ek problem aur hai..LADKIYAN...



ladkiyan as an tharki nahi hai ye,balki usse ulat is SONU ko ladkiyon me zara si bhi dilchaspi nahi hai..



affair wagairah toh door ki baat hai,in janab ko ladkiyon se dosti karne se bhi taklif hai par inke aisa hone ke piche ek bada kaaran bhi hai..



aaj se do saal pehle sonu ke bade papa ke ladke ne joki SONU ke liye sage bade bhai sa hi tha, college me ek ladki ki bewafayi ki wajah se suicide kar liya tha..



us haadse ka aur khaaskar us haadse ke kaaran ka joki ladki thi,bohot bura asar pada SONU par..



usne khudko completely har bahari ladki se door kar liya..aisa nahi hai ki SONU ko ishq, mohabbat se koi pareshani hai...



naa,SONU ke hisaab se school aur college hota hai padhne aur apne carrier ko nikharne ke liye,laundi baazi ke liye puri zindagi padi hai..



inke baad number aata hai dusre namune urf NITENDRA BHATNAGAR ka urf NITS jo friends usse bulate hain..



son of JAGATH BHATNAGAR and LAKSHMI BHATNAGAR..



iske baap ki FLOUR MILL matlab atta chaki hai aur woh bhi military contract ke saath..



yahan DEHRADUN ke saare military camps me jo bhi aata supply hota hai,woh inhi ki FLOUR MILL se jaata hai...



anyways,ek number ke aand khau hain NITS matlab lagatar kisiko bhi bina ruke chaabte rehne ki adhbhudh kala hai inke paas aur khaaskar SONU aur mujhe...



ek aur quality bhi hai inki jiska title me bata chuka hun."MATCH MAKER"..



par title jaankar koi galatfehmi mat paal lijiyega..



match maker matlab ladka ladki ki setting nahi karta hai ye chutiya balki alag alag words jinka aapas me door door tak koi connection nahi hai,unhe jodne me laga rehta hai ye..



par jo bhi hain,jaise bhi hain,SONU aur NITS mere urf SANVY ke chaddi buddies hain...

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class 1 se hi as in jabse mai yahan DUN me mom dad ke saath shift hua tha,tabse hum teeno saath hi padhte,ghumte sur rehte aa rahe hain..



ye tha in dono ka intro jo pura hua isiliye...









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NITS-ab bhonkega bhi ki kahan gaand marva raha tha ab tak...???



assembly ke time dekha tha main gate se andar aate tujhe maine par uske baad gayab hi ho gaya tu...



MAI-nahi sir mai nahi,ye NITENDRA gaali de raha hai..



NITENDRA-nahi sir..woh mai....





meri baat sun hadbada gaya NITS aur turant khada ho saamne dekh fatafat safayi dena shuru kar diya par jab usne paaya ki koi teacher aaya hi nahi hai toh ek dum se chup ho gaya woh jispar..





HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....



mai,sonu aur class ke baaki sabhi student jinhone meri baat aur NITS ka reaction dekha tha,zor se has pade jispar mujhe khaa jaane waali nazaron se ghurne laga NITS aur uska face dekh..





MAI-bhai,maine gaand marwayi ho ya naa ho,par teri ab zaroor itni fath chuki hai ki koi agar teri maar bhi le toh tujhe pata bhi nahi chalega....





DHABBBB...



AHHHH....





MAI-loudu chand....dheere nahi maar sakta...





meri baat sun mere peeth par ek zor ka mukka chipka diya tha NITS ne jispar peeche bench par tik peeth ragadne laga mai..



wahin mujhe maarne ke baad mood kuch thik ho gaya us chodu ka aur woh araam se baith gaya jiske baad..





NITS-ab sidhe sidhe bata...kahan tha tu..???



MAI-haan toh aise sidhe sidhe puch naa..jab dekho gaali galouch se hi har baat shuru karni hoti hai tum logon ko...



disgusting...pata nahi mooh hai ya gutter...jab dekho kachra hi bahar niklega...





meri baat sun is baar NITS ke saath SONU bhi mujhe ghurne laga jo ishara tha ki agar ab maine bina noutanki puche gaye sawal ka jawab nahi diya toh ye dono milkar mujhe bajayenge..



isiliye maine bhi sidhe sidhe jo bhi GAME ZONE me hua,woh bata diya jisse sun...





SONU-yeee sssaaalle madarchod RROHANN aur uuskka grooup.



iinnko ttoh ekk saatth ttarrike sse bajjana paddega..





haklate hue kahi ye baat SONU ne jispar...





NITS-bajana baad me pehle ek baat bata..saale tu pure line me lagatar atka,par madarchod pura fluint nikla tere mooh se..aise kaise...???



MAI-chup ho ja loudu,sir aa gaye...



NITS-ajji ghanta..saale,ek lolypop baar baar kaam nahi aayega..





WHAT LOLYPOP NITENDRA BHATNAGAR...???





haste hue NITS ne kahi thi apni baat par jab saamne se ye awaaz joki wakayi MATHEMATICS ke sir aur is saal ke hamare class teacher MR MANOJ MAALVIYA ki thi,uske kaano me padi toh agle hi second mooh sookh gaya uska aur ek jhatke me apni jagah par sir ko face karte hue khada ho gaya woh..



wahin uski haalath dekh hum sabhi dabi hasi hasne lage the..



khair,sir ko kuch toh jawab dena hi tha aur isiliye..





NITS-nothing sir..woh actually kal mera birthday tha toh SANVY party demand kar raha tha..



MAALVIYA SIR-aur tum apni party me lollypop dete ho..





HAHAHAHAHA..





sir ki baat sun is baar sabhi thoda zor se has pade the jispar sabko ek baar ghoor NITS kuch kehne ko hua par tabhi..





MAALVIYA SIR-dont bother NITENDRA... tumhare senseless answers ke liye time nahi hai mere paas..



so sit down...





sir ki baat sun apna sa mooh liye chup chaap baith gaya NITS jiske baad ek sarsari nazar puri class par daali hamare is saal ke naye class teacher ne..



SAMEER,ANJALI, EKPREET,RAJAT,NAISHA joki class ke top ten rankers me se ek the,woh sabhi first of the benches me baithe hue the..



unhe dekh baakiyon ko bhi dekha sir ne jiske baad..





MAALVIYA SIR-so i am seeing ki lagbhag aadhi class absent hai aaj...



isiliye attendence nahi hogi aaj aur actual classes bhi kal se hi shuru honge..



but for now,is saal mathematics ke kuch basic questions answers jinke reference se aap sab un chapters se related bohot se equations solve kar sakenge, discuss karenge hum aaj..



so,maths 1 aur 2 milakar kul 26 chapters hain aapke books me is saal...



waise toh sabhi chapters hi important hain but kuch aise chapters bhi hain jinke questions paper me zyada se zyada aate hain...



woh chapters hain, LINEAR EQUATIONS IN ONE VARIABLE, QUADRILATERALS, PRACTICAL GEOMETRY,CUBES & CUBE ROOTS,FACTORISATION & ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSIONS & IDENTITIES...





apne note pad par ek sarsari nazar daalte hue naam bataya sir ne sabhi important chapters ka jisse unke bolne ke saath saath hi mere baaju me baitha SONU aur saamne baithe sabhi toppers turant note down karne me bhi lag chuke the...



wahin mai,NITS aur hamare jaise maha vidwani students bas pen se apni apni copies me apni mahan painter banane ki pratibha ka pradarshan karte hue alag alag tarah ki lines kheenche jaa rahe the...



anyways,jaise hi chapters ke naam likhne waale students ka likhna band hua aur unka face upar sir ki taraf gaya toh..





MAALVIYA-toh chaliye, shuruat aap sabke interest ke hisab se karte hain..



bataiye,kaun se chapter ke equation se shuru karen...???



NAISHA-sir ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSIONS & IDENTITIES ke equation se shuru kijiye na please...





NAISA ke baad baaki sabhi ne apni apni pasand ka equation bataya but mujhe pata tha ki MAALVIYA SIR ussi chapter ka equation solve karenge jo NAISHA ne request kiya tha..



REASON...



ANSHUMALA LAKHMANIA...



hum sab apne class ki A section ke students the jiske class teacher the MAALVIYA sir..



theek waise hi is class ke B section jisme ROHAN aur uska pura group bhi tha aur joki hamare next corridor me thi,uski class teacher thi MRS ANSHUMALA LAKHMANIA..



aur NAISHA ka face kaafi hadh tak ANSHUMALA miss se match karta tha...



ANSHUMALA miss aur MAALVIYA sir apne school time ke class mates the aur yahan SIRIUS me bhi saath hi dono ne padhana shuru kiya tha..

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waise toh dono hi shaadi shuda the par deep down MAALVIA sir ANSHUMALA MISS ko kaafi pasand karte the..



aur jo unki pasand ka kuch hadh tak hi sahi,par chehra odhe hue thi,"NAISHA"uski baat bhala kaise kaat de hamare MAALVIYA sir...



aur wahi hua..sabki request sunane ke baad MAALVIYA sir ne ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSIONS & IDENTITIES ke equation se hi shuru karne ka faisla kiya jiske baad..





MAAVIYA SIR-ok so, here's the question...



how do you write an expression for the product"P & Q"?



answer bohot simple hai but saath hi saath baaki equations ko solve karne me kaam bhi aane waala hai...



toh sabse pehle ye jaan lijiye ki is sawal ka jo sabse key word hai,woh hai "product"....



product equals multiplication operation...



3 aur 4 ka product hota hai 3*4.. that equals 12...



haan,is equation me hum algebra ke according work kar rahe hain par usse fark nahi padta...



the product of p and q means p*q that is PQ...



matlab product hai pq..ye ek aisa algebraic term hai jisse naa toh aur zyada simplify kiya jaa sakta hai aur naahi extra evaluate unless you know the values of P and Q..



algebraic expressions and identities chapter ke zyadatar questions issi method se solve honge so is equation ko ache se samajh lo tum sab..



waise algebraic expressions ke jis equation ka example diya hai maine,ye mere saath tum sabki ANSHUMALA miss ka bhi favourite example hai..





apne laptop ke through joki saamne digital board se connected tha, equation samjhaya hum sabko MAALVIYA sir ne aur aakhri baat jisme unhone apni favourite ANSHUMALA miss ka zikr kiya tha,laptop band karte hue unka naam lete waqt ek smile naach uthi sir ke face par jisse dekh..





MAI-waise sir, ANSHUMALA miss ka aur kya kya favourite hai...???



MAALVIYA SIR-well jo hamara favourite hai,woh unka bhi favourite hai...





bade style we kahi ye baat MAALVIYA sir ne jispar..





MAI-but sir.. ANSHUMALA miss toh mujhe bhi kaafi pasand karti hain par aapse toh waisa gesture kabhi nahi mila mujhe..





jahan meri baat sun baaki ki class dheere se hi sahi,par hasne lag gayi, wahin MAALVIYA sir ne ghura mujhe par phir diwaar par sir patakne par nuksaan apna hi hota hai,is thought ko yaad kar bina kuch bole palat gaye woh aur baaki chapters ke bhi important equations samjhane lage..







NEXT CLASS:-



HINDI....





ISKI MAA KA....SAALA PEHLE HI DIN KOI ITNA PADHATA HAI KYA...???PEHLI CLASS ME HI DIMAG TAP GAYA BHAI...





MAALVIYA sir ke jaate hi kanjhaya NITS jispar mere ya sonu me se koi kuch kehta ki tabhi...





VYARTH KI CHARCHA BAAD ME KIJIYEGA AAP SAB... KAKSHA KE SAMAY SIRF SHIKSHA SAMBHANDHI VICHAAR HI UTHNI CHAHIYE AAP SABKE MASTISHK ME...





hamare hindi teacher jinhe English se ek chidh si thi,unki awaaz gunj uthi hum sabke kaano me...



SHRIKANT DUBE...UMR 60....pichle 36 saal se yahan SIRIUS me teacher hain ye hindi class ke....



zyadatar abhi ke saare students ke parents ko bhi padhaya hain inhone aur baat baat par sabhi ko inki is khaas uplabdhi ki yaad bhi dilate rehte hain ye...



but the most important thing,ye saari gloating ke baawjud MR SHRIKANT DUBE ek behatarin insaan hain...



class me baccho ko badmashiyon par unhe gaali zaroor dete hain ye par students ke mazak ko mazak samajhte bhi hain...



inke saare complaints class tak hi simit rehte hain,kabhi inhone kisi student ki complaint principal ko nahi ki kyunki agar aisa hota toh koi aur toh nahi par apna SANVY ab tak kayi baar saza paa chuka hota..



kaise,khud hi dekh lijiye...









BACK TO THE STORY:-







NITS-hey bhagwan...in dono ke baaju me baithne ki itni bada saza toh mat de...



ye dube ki hindi class pehle hi din jhelne se accha mujhe nark hi bhej de...





NITS apne me bhunbhuna raha tha aur wahan hamare respected DUBE sir ne shuruati pravachan ke baad book khol bhi liya tha jiske baad...





DUBE-haan toh chhatron avum chhatraon...sabse pehle aap sabko ek baar phirse smaran kara dun ki meri kaksha me angrezi bhasha ka lesh maatra upyog bhi varjit hoga anyatha dand ke liye taiyar rahiyega...



toh,aapke hindi paathyapustak me is baar kul 18 adhyay hain..



NITS-bhai SANVY..bhai bacha le yaar...kamsekam aaj pehle din toh in dube sir ki class nahi jhel sakta mai....



MAI-kyun be lodu....??? hamare paas baithna toh saza hai naa tere liye...



toh mara le phir gaand...meri taraf dekhiyo bhi mat...





meri baat sun wakayi bheekari waali shakl liye dekhne laga NITS mujhe maano agar maine madad nahi ki toh khud hi khudki gaand maar lega...



ab mai thehra saccha dost.. apne dost ko taklif ne kaise dekh sakta hun bhala par kisi mahapurush ne kaha tha ki bhagwan sabka bhala kare,par shuruat humse kare..



matlab pehle mujhe apna bhala dekhna tha aur isiliye..





MAI-mere aur SONU ke liye 7 din tak continously burger joint me teri taraf se double cheese burger...deal...



NITS-7 din tak..mooh me le le mera..



MAI-cool then..pehle tu toh sir ki madhur vaani sun gaand marwale...





meri baat ya phir ye kahun ki indirect blackmail ko sun ek pal ghura NITS ne mujhe par mai bilkul kisi sharif bacche ki tarah sir ki taraf dekhta raha jispar..





NITS-done..thoos lena bhikhariyon jitna thoosna hai par pehle is torture se nijaat dila..





NITS ne deal pakki ki hi thi ki mera ek haath turant upar utha aur ye dekh..





DUBE SIR-arre arre arre..wahi vichar kar raha tha mai ki SANVY ji ne ab tak ek baar bhi hastakshep kaise nahi kiya..!!!



kahiye,kaise madad kar sakta hun mai aapki...???



MAI-sabse pehle toh hamare sabse maananiya sikshak mahodaya mere jaise mati-mand(idiot)ke baare me itna chintan karte hain,yahi mere liye harsh-ulaas tatha

gourvanvit ka vishay hai...



DUBE-hamare drishtikon anusaar aap bas ek maha murkh praani hai jo galath yoni me paida hua hai...



aapko manushya yoni me nahi,bandar bankar paida hona chahiye tha..kyunki aapki athkheliyan bilkul bandaron waali hi hai...



khair,ab bataiye ki kaunse atti mahatvapurn vishay ke kaaran aapne kaksha me vyavadhan paida kiya hai..???



MAI-aap mere guru hain.aapke kataksh bhi mere liye mithe vachan se kam nahi aur isiliye mere baare me kahe shabdo ke liye dhanyawad maananiya shikshak mahodaya..



kaksha ko pareshan karne ke liye mujhe bhi khed hai..



aur aisa karne ka kaaran atti vyaktigath hai...





"vaastav me mere shroni khehstra me nirantar sankuchan hone ke kaaran ek samagr uttejak bhumika ka srujan ho raha hai jisse mera shayashod bhar sa gaya hai aur isiliye meri kathinayi nirantar agrasar hoti chali jaa rahi hai"..







meri baat ya phir woh reason sun jiski wajah se mai khada hua tha,SONU,NITS aur class me toh sabhi ke mooh khul hi gaye the par un sabke saath DUBEY sir bhi aankhien faade mujhe hi dekh rahe the...



kisi ko bhi kuch samajh nahi aaya tha ki aakhir maine kaha toh kaha kya aur isiliye..





DUBEY-SANVY,bina laag lapeth sidhe sidhe apne kahe gaye shabdon ka arth batao...



MAI-kshama karen maananiya shikshak mahodaya..kintu mujhe mootra mukti karne ki abhilasha hai...





HAHAHAHAHA...





jahan meri baat sun puri class zoron se has padi wahin DUBEY sir ne ghoor kar dekha mujhe aur..





DUBEY SIR-toh pehle hi sidhe sidhe aisa kyun nahi kaha...???



MAI-uske liye ek baar phirse mai kshama prarthi hun..



mutra mukti..ye shabd bhari kaksha me mujhe tanik anupyukt pratit ho raha tha aur agar mai bathroom kehta toh woh angrezi hoti joki aapke aadesh ka ulanghan hota..



aur mai aisa kaise kar sakta tha...!!!





jahan meri is explanation ko sun ek baar phirse class badi zoron se has padi thi wahin DUBEY sir chalte hue theek mere saamne aakar khade ho gaye aur mujhe ghoorte hue dekhne lage..



unhe aisa karte dekh sabko laga ki aaj mujhe sir se padne waali hai..



ye saale SONU aur NITS toh aisa hoga hi,iske liye jaise palke bichayen mere aur sir ki taraf ummid lagaye dekh rahe the par tabhi.....





HAHAHAHAHAHA....





DUBEY sir zor se has pade aur unhe yun hasta dekh pehle toh sabhi students hairan hue par phir woh sabhi bhi hasne lage..



wahin kuch der tak lagatar haste rehne ke baad muskurate hue sir ne mujhe dekha aur.





DUBEY-yahin chahate hain naa SANVYJI ki aaj kaksha naa lage..





sir ki baat sun ek pal ke liye face neeche kiya maine aur ussi position ne haan me sir hilaya apna jisse dekh sir ki smile gehri ho gayi aur.....





DUBEY SIR-theek hai phir..aaj ki kaksha yahi samapt hoti hai..





jahan sir ki baat sun sabhi students aur khaaskar NITS behadh khush ho gaya wahin apni baat ko aage badhate hue...





DUBEY SIR-jaante ho kaksha rokne ke liye kyun maan gaya mai...!!!



mutra mukti jaise sadharan shabd ki bhi itni gehri vyakhya ho sakti hai,hindi vishay ka ek anubhavi shikshak hone ke baad bhi mujhe iska bhaan naa tha par tumhe hai..



itni sadharan cheez ke liye bhi hindi shabdavali ka aisa upyog prashansha aur uphaar ke laayak hai...



kaksha ko yun rok dena, ussika uphaar hai...





ye bol DUBEY SIR ek baar phir muskuraye aur saamne apni chair ki taraf badh chale..



aur sir ke jaate hi NITS chutiya mere peeth ko thapthapate hue mujhe kuch yun shabashi dene laga maano mai Olympics me desh ke liye gold medal jeet kar laaya hun...





NITS-waah lounde,waah...aaj dimag se dil khush kar diya tune..



MAI-dimag se dil..waah,ye naya tha...



NITS-haina...par meri chhod,mai toh hun hi antique piece..lekin bhai,manana padega..



sirf kuch burgers ke liye itni khatarnaak dialogue baazi ki tune,yakin nahi hota..



wakayi,ek number ka bhukkad hai tu...



SONU-cchhupp bbeee..ppar yaar SANVY,ssach mme...jjo bhi bolla tu,kammal kka tha....



kkahan se ddhundda ttune BBATHROOM kka wwaisa anokkha ddefinnattionnn....???



NITS-haan,bhai palle toh kuch pada nahi mere but sunkar bada cool lag raha tha...



MAI-aisa hai balakon ki....







aisa kuch nahi jisse ye banda DAR JAAYEGA.....



jahan koi khada tak nahi ho sakta,wahan se bhi tumhara bhai bekhouf GUZAR JAAYEGA.....



challenge accept kiya hai agar maine toh yaad rakhna ki...



mushkilen kitni hi kyun naa aaye,aakhir me SANVY apni sharth puri KAR JAAYEGA....





















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