Incest SAAND (Completed)

[Andyking]

SAAND
UPDATE- 290 (B)​

Maine kinjal didi ke kapde aur unke liye nasta le kar nikal gaya..kinjal didi vaha khet me bane room me khatiya par leti huyi thi..mujhe dekhte hi uth kar baith gayi.

Ab Aage…..

Raj—didi, ye rahe aapke kapde aur ye nasta..

Kinjal—ab kaha ja raha hai... ?

Raj—duty

Kinjal—ruk, mujhe tumse kuchh baat karni hai, baad me jana..

Raj—shaam ko kar lena jo bhi baat karni ho didi abhi mere paas time nahi hai..mujhe amilpur jaldi pahuchna hai.. (mann me).. mujhe malum hai aap kya puchogi didi..lagta hai ki mujhe ab emmotional blackmail karna padega kinjal didi ko warna meri pitayi aaj pakki ho jayegi..

Kinjal—maine kaha na ki ruk dus minute..

Raj—ok, jaldi bolo..mujhe late ho raha hai..

Kinjal (ghur kar gusse se)—kyon kiya tune aisa…?

Raj—ab kya kiya maine.. ?

Kinjal (ankhe dikhate huye)—jyada hoshiyar banne ki jarurat nahi hai..sidhi tarah se meri baat ka jawab de..

Raj—jab bataogi nahi ki maine kiya kya hai to main aapki kis baat ka jawab du... ?

Kinjal—ahahaha...bhola to aise ban raha hai jaise ki tujhe kuch pata hi na ho ki main kya puch rahi hu.. ?

Raj—jo bhi puchna hai, saaf saaf pucho didi, ..iss tarah ghuma phira kar baate mat karo..mere paas aapki faltu baato ke liye time nahi hai..

Kinjal (gusse me)—theek hai, to sidha sidha hi puchti hu…tune kyon kiya ritu ke sath aisa…? Tujhe apni badi bahan ke sath aisa ghatiya kaam karte huye sharam nahi aayi…?

Raj—uff, phir wahi ghuma phira ke baat..akhir aap kahna kya chahti ho..? aur kya kiya hai maine ritu didi ke sath…?

Kinjal—kal raat me tu ritu ke sath kya kar raha tha…? Kab se chal raha hai tumhare beech ye sab…?

Raj—aapki baat meri samajh me nahi aayi…main chalta hu..

Kinjal (gusse me)—meri baat ka jawab diye bina tu kahi ja sakta aur na hi main tujhe jane dungi…tujhe ek baar bhi ye khyal nahi aaya ki vo teri badi bahan hai…?

Raj—kahi aap pagal to nahi ho gayi didi…agar mujhe khyal nahi hota ki vo meri badi bahan hai to kya main unko ritu didi kah ke bulata…?

Kinjal (gussa)—to phir sab jante huye bhi tune uske sath aisi neech harkat ki…? Laanat hai tujh jaise bhai par..

Raj—kya mujhe ye bataogi bhi ki akhir maine ritu didi ke sath aisa kiya kya hai jiske liye aap itna laal peela ho rahi ho mujh par…?

Kinjal—kal raat me tu ritu ke sath kya kar raha tha…? Aur kab se chal raha hai ye…? Ab ye mat kahna ki kal raat jab main tere room me aayi tab ritu tere kamre me nahi thi…?

Raj—ohhh, to ye baat hai…haan, ritu didi mere paas aayi thi..kyon, isme aapko kyo taklif ho rahi hai…? Kya vo apne bhai se milne uske room me nahi aa sakti…?

Kinjal (gusse me)—chattaakkk…achchha, to kya bhai apni uss bahan ke kapde utaar kar use nangi kar deta hai…? Uski izzat lootta hai…? Jawab de..

Raj—bas bahut ho gaya didi, lagta hai ki aapka dimag kharab ho gaya hai..jo aisi bahki bahki baate kar rahi ho…mujhe koi jawab nahi dena..main chala duty..

Kinjal (chilla kar)—arey tu kya jawab dega…jawab dene laayak tu hai hi nahi…kamine, sidha sidha ye kyon nahi kahta ki jab teri daal mujh par nahi gali to tune ritu ko apne jaal me phansa kar use apni hawash ka shikar bana liya..

Raj—ab aap hadh se aage badh rahi ho didi….

Kinjal—hamne tujhe kya samjha aur tu kya nikla…? Isse achcha to tu paida hote hi mar gaya hota to kam se kam aaj ye din to dekhna nahi padta..

Raj (emmotional)—aap chinta mat karo . aapki khwahish poori ho jayegi didi, …meri zindagi ka to vaise bhi koi bharosa nahi hai…kya pata kab aur kaha mout mera intazar kar rahi ho…? Bas ek hafte aur kisi tarah bardast kar lo mujhe..uske baad aapko meri shakal nahi dekhni padegi..

Main uss room se bahar nikal kar apni gadi ki taraf chal diya…kinjal didi ko to pahle meri baat kuch samajh me hi nahi aayi, lekin jab baad me meri bimari ka khyal aaya to vah ghabra kar ekdam se chillate huye daud padi.

Kinjal (chillate huye)—rajjj..rukkk…tujhe sheetal ki kasam..ruk jaa..

Main car ka gaye khol hi raha tha ki tab tak kinjal didi daudte huye aa kar meri peeth se lipat gayi..maine unko apne se alag karna chaha to samne se aa kar gale se lag gayi.

Raj—ab kya natak hai…? Ek thappad se mann nahi bhara jo phir se maarne chali aayi yaha rak…? Parso din me to badi badi baate bol rahi thi, ki ab kabhi hath nahi uthaungi...ab kya hua... ?

Kinjal—mujhe maaf kar de, mujhse galti ho gayi...mujhe aisa nahi kahna chahiye tha..

Raj (udas)—kamaan se nikla hua teer, bandook se nikli goli, gujra hua samay aur muh se nikli huyi jubaan kabhi vapis nahi aate didi..chhodo mujhe, duty jane do..

Kinjal—nahi, pahle tu andar kamre me chal..

Raj—mere paas time nahi hai, aapki bakwas baato ke liye...jitne thappad maarna hai, yahi par maar lo..

Kinjal—nahi, tu andar chal...tujhe sheetal ki kasam...

Raj—achcha tarika nikala hai sabne mujhe jhukane ka...jise dekho vahi sheetal didi ke naam ka sahara le kar meri majburi ka fayda utha leta hai..

Kinjal—chal andar room me…kya ab bhi nahi manega meri baat…?

Raj—ab to na maanne ka sawal hi nahi uthta, aapne kasam hi aisi de di hai ki jis kasam ko todne ke baare me main khwab me bhi nahi soch sakta…kyon ki jo jagah sab ke dilo me bhagwat geeta, ramayan, kuraan aur bible ki hai, vahi jagah mere dil me sheetal didi ki hai….khair chalo..

Main kinjal didi ke sath khet me bane usi kamre ke bhitar aa gaya..aate hi didi ne darwaja turant band kar diya aur mera hath pakad kar khatiya me baith gayi.

Raj—kya bolna hai jaldi bolo agar kuch baki rah gaya ho to.. ?

Kinjal—apni didi ko maaf nahi karega…?

Raj—achcha tarika hai ki pahle thappad maaro, phir maafi maango…

Kinjal—to main kya karti, tu sidhi tarah se jawwab hi jab nahi deta to gussa aa hi jata hai..

Raj—kya jawab deta aapki bakwas baato ka…aapne aisa soch bhi kaise liya mere baare me…? Main manta hu ki main aapke sath ulti sidhi harkate karta tha lekin iska ye matlab to nahi ki sabke sath karta hounga..

Kinjal—maine to sidha hi pucha tha ki ritu ke sath kya kar rahe the tum kyon ki raat me mujhe apne kapde nahi mile the aur subah mere vahi kapde mujhe ritu pahne huye dikhi..iska matlab saaf hai ki uss samay ritu tumhare kamre me poori nangi thi..aur to aur maine chadar samajh ke jise lapet liya tha, vo saree thi, vo kiski thi…? Bas itna hi to pucha tha..

Raj (jhuth)—ritu didi aangan me phaili kisi ki saree utha kar ja rahi thi, unhone mera room khula dekha to mujhe coffee ke liye puchne aa gayi…lekin uss samay mere sir me bahut dard ho raha tha aur main behosh bhi ho gaya tha…to ye dekh kar vo darr gayi aur unhone doctor mohini ko phone kiya, dono ke beech kya baat huyi mujhe nahi malum ya phir shayad mohini ne didi se kaha tha ki mujhe sex ki jarurat hai turant...ye sunte hi didi soch me pad gayi aur phir mann me kuch soch kar unhone apne kapde utar kar pahle khud nangi huyi aur baad me mujhe bhi nanga kar diya…mujhe jab hosh aaya to maine mahsoos kiya ki koi nangi ho kar mere upar chadhe huye chum rahi hai..kamre ki light didi ne band kar di thi isliye main unka chehra nahi dekh paya…dusra uss samay mera mann kisi ki bur chodne ka bahut kar raha tha, isliye maine bhi jyada dhyan nahi diya aur doodh dabane me lag gaya..thodi der me aapne aa kar darwaja khatkhataya to vah ghabra gayi aur jaldi se mere upar se uth kar kahi chhup gayi..mujhe to abhi pata chal raha hai ki raat me mere sath ritu didi thi…lekin unhone aisa kyo kiya mere sath…? Main abhi ja kar didi ki khabar leta hu..

Meri baat sun kar kinjal didi ki ankho me anshu aa gaye…main khatiya se uth kar darwaja kholne ke liye badha hi tha ki kinjal didi ne jaldi se mera hath pakad kar phir se khatiya me bitha diya.

Kinjal (nam ankhe)—nahi raj, abhi tu kahi nahi jayega, yaha mere paas baith..aur mujhe maaf kar de..(mann me)..tu bhi mujhe maaf kar dena ritu..maine tujhe galat samjha..jabki tune to raj ki jaan ko bachane ke liye ye sab kiya tha..tera vo adhura kaam ab main poora karungi..mujhe raj se gandi gandi baat karni hogi jisse vo jaldi se garam ho jaye, tabhi kuch karega mere sath..

Raj—nahi didi, mujhe jane do..vaise bhi abhi tak mere sir me dard hai..main nahi chahta ki phir se kuch galat kar baithu aapke sath…aur aap dubara maarna shuru kar do..?

Kinjal—abhi nahi, pahle raat me main jis kaam se tumhare paas aayi thi, usko poora karne ke baad..

Raj—kya matlab…?

Kinjal (chipak kar)—matlab ye ki pahle apni kinjal didi ko jee bhar ke chod le…mera bhi udghatan kar de aaj…

Raj—nahi, main aisa nahi kar sakta..

Kinjal (kaan me)—kyo nahi kar sakta... ? kya tera mann kisi ki kunwari bur lene ka nahi kar raha…? Bata na raj..tujhe meri kasam..

Raj—kar to raha hai..balki bahut mann kar raha hai..

Kinjal (kaan me)—kya mann kar raha hai.. ?

Raj—kisi ki bur lene ka..

Kinjal—to phir le le na..

Raj—kiski le lu.. ? yaha to koi ladki hai hi nahi..

Kinjal—kyo, main ladki nahi hu... ?

Raj—lekin aap meri didi ho..

Kinjal (kaan me)—to kya teri kinjal didi ke paas bur nahi hai…?

Raj—mujhe kya pata..?

Kinjal (kaan me)—tujhe nahi to kise pata hoga, jabki tu to dekh bhi chuka hai ek baar apni kinjal didi ki bur ko…yaad hai ya bhul gaya…?

Raj—mujhe nahi malum…

Kinjal (kaan me)—hai mere bhai…jis tarah har ladki ki jaangho ke beech me bur hoti hai vaise hi teri kinjal didi ki bhi dono jaangho ke beech me teri kinjal didi ki bur hai..vo bhi ekdam kunwari bur…jisme aaj tak ungli tak nahi gayi hai.. bol na raj, lega apni kinjal didi ki bur…? Apni kinjal didi ki kunwari bur ka maza lega mere bhai…? Batao na raj, meri bur me lund ghused kar chodega apni iss kinjal didi ko…?

Raj—didi aisi baate mat karo warna main kuch galat kar baithunga aapke sath…

Kinjal—kya karega jyada se jyada chod hi dega na mujhe…? To chod de na…main bhi to yahi bol rahi hu jabse..

Raj—bahut badhiya tarika socha hai aapne mujhe phansane ka…main aapko chodna shuru karu aur aap chilla kar sabke samne ye sabit kar sako ki main kitna ghatiya hu, hai na..? dekho didi, agar ye mazak hai to iss tarah ka mazak mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai..

Kinjal—ye koi mazak nahi hai raj aur na hi main aisa kuch karungi jaisa tum soch rahe ho….main to sach much me tumhe apni bur dena chahti hu…

Raj—mujhe nahi chahiye aapki…

Kinjal—kyo ? kya main jawan aur kunwari nahi hu ya sundar nahi hu... ? pahle to kitna jabardasti doodh dabate the mere aur ab jab main khud hi tumhe apna sab kuch sounpne ko taiyar hu to natak dikha rahe ho, kyo raj.... ?

Raj—tab main bahak gaya tha..

Kinjal—to phir se bahak jao na..

Raj—nahi, ye paap hai…ek bhai apni bahan ki bur ko kaise chod sakta hai…?

Kinjal—agar ye paap hai to main chahti hu ki tum ye paap mere sath roj karo..baar baar karo…mujhe apna vahi pahle wala raj chahiye jo har samay apni kinjal didi ke doodh dabane ki firaq me rahta tha aur mouka milte hi apni kinjal didi ke doodh kas kas ke masal deta tha..

Raj—mujhe yakin nahi hai aap par…

Kinjal—tere sir ki kasam raj..main sach me aisa hi chahti hu..

Raj—agar aapne phir se kahi mujhe peet diya to…?

Kinjal—to tum meri bur ko peet dena..lekin apne lund se..

Raj—agar aisa hai to phir aa jao didi…

Kinjal didi ne apni garam baato se mere andar ke sex virus ko bhadka diya tha..maine bhi unko pakad kar chumna shuru kar diya…mujhse jyada kinjal didi utawli lag rahi thi chudne ke liye…kuch der tak hotho ka ras peene ke baad maine ek ek kar ke unke kapde utarne shuru kar diye..agle hi pal kinjal didi ka madak gadraya gora badan mere samne bina kapdo ke pada tha…din ke ujale me kinjal didi ka har ek ang katilana tha.

Bade bade doodh jin par kismis ki size ke nipples kinjal didi ki chuchiyo ki khubsurti me chaar chaand laga rahe the…kele ke tane ki tarah moti aur chikni jaanghe aur unn jaangho ke beech me kaale ghunghrale baalo ke beech se ho kar bahti huyi resham ke patle dhaage jaisi ek nadi jiske dono kinare aapas me lipat kar gale mil rahe the…piche do bade bade chutad kisi ka bhi murjhaya lund khada karne ke liye kisi sanjeevni booti se kam nahi the.

Maine bhi apne kapde phataphat utar phenke aur kinjal didi ke upar chadh gaya…dono hatho se unke doodh pakad kar meezne laga aur tab tak masalta raha jab tak ki unka gora rang lal nahi ho gaya…jee bhar ke doodh dabane ke baad maine bari bari se unko muh me bhar ke peene laga.

Kinjal—aaaahhhhhh…rajjj….thoda dhire…dhire dabao…aaahhhh…dard ho raha hai….dhire..aaahhhhh

Raj—kya mast doodh hain didi aapke….inka ras peene ke liye to main kab se be-karaar tha…aaj ja kar mere hath lage hain.. aaj to inhe khoob dabaunga….khoob masalunga…

Kinjal—aaahhhhh….daba lena..jitna mann kare daba lena…aaahhh lekin thoda dhire dabao…uuufffff…aise hi chuso rajj.. ab achcha lag raha hai…nichod lo apni didi ka doodh..aaahhhhh

Aadha ghanta tak doodh se khelne ke baad maine didi ke dono pair hawa me utha diye aur apna muh unki bur me laga diya…ye dekhte hi didi chounk gayi..

Kinjal—raj ye kya kar rahe ho…? Chhee, vo gandi jagah hai…vaha muh mat lagao…nahi to koi bimari lag sakti hai..aahhhh. uuuiiii..maaaaa…..ye kaisa jadu hai..aahhhh..

Raj—kuch ganda nahi hai didi…aapka jism behad khubsurat hai..meri kinjal didi ka koi ang ganda nahi ho sakta hai…

Kinjal—aaaahahhhh….theek hai…jab tujhe meri kuch sunni hi nahi hai to le pee le apni kinjal didi ki bur ko….aaahhhh… mujhe to aaj hi pata chala ki bur ko chuswane me bhi maza aata hai..warna maine to itna hi suna tha ki bur kewal lund se chodne ke liye hi hoti hai..

Raj—didi, jaise main aapki bur pee raha hu, ab aise hi aap bhi apne bhai ka lund piyo..chalo, utho aur apni bur mere muh par rakh kar let jao mere upar…

Aisa kahte huye maine kinjal didi ko apne upar khich liya 69 position me…kinjal didi ki nazar jaise hi lund par gayi to unki ankhe choudi ho gayi hairani se..vo apna muh ghuma kar kabhi mera chehra to kabhi lund ko dekhne lagi.

Kinjal (shocked, mann me)—baap re..‼ kya hai ye..? itna bada aur mota lund kisi ka kaise ho sakta hai..? ye to bilkul uss anaconda jaisa bhayanak lagta hai..ye jis kisi ki bur me ghusta hoga, vo to bechari marte marte hi bachti hogi…main to kunwari hu..main nahi bachungi jinda agar ye meri bina chudi bur me ghusa to…maine to suna tha ki sabka lund kaala hota hai lekin ye to ekdam gora chikna hai..

Raj—kya hua didi..? piyo na apne bhai ka lund..pasand nahi aaya kya…?

Kinjal (shocked)—kyaa kahaaa…lundddd…isko tum lundd kahte ho….? Arey ye to kisi gadhi ki gaand me bhi ghusega na, to vah bechari bhi mar jayegi….itna bada aur mota lund bhi bhala kahi hota hai…?

Raj—ab mera to aisa hi hai didi…ab to aap samajh hi gayi hongi ki aapke bhai ko sab saand kyo kahte hain..chalo muh me le kar chuso jaldi se..phir aapki bur me bhi to isko ghused kar aapko chodna hai..

Kinjal—pahla to itna bada lund meri bur ke chote se chhed me ghusega hi nahi..agar jor jabardasti kar ke tumne ghused bhi diya to iske ghuste hi meri bur phat ke hazar tukde ho jayegi aur bur phatne se main mar jaungi..na baba, ye lund apni bur me ghuswana mere bas ka kaam nahi hai..iske liye to pahle se hi khoob chodi chaadi bur hi chalegi..meri jaisi unchudi bur nahi..

Raj—kamaal karti ho didi, bhala aaj tak koi ladki bur me lund ghusne se bhi mari hai…jo aap mar jaogi..?

Kinjal—haan to unn sabka ka aisa maha bhayankar lund bhi to nahi tha…tumhara aisa kyo hai raj…?

Raj (jhuth)—didi, pahle nahi tha..lekin jab se ye chodne ki bimari mujhe lagi hai na tab se jab bhi khoob chodne ka mann karta hai to ye aisa hi ho jata hai….agar maine abhi jaldi kisi ko nahi choda to mera dimag aur lund dono phat jayenge aur main mar jaunga…khair, jane do,…aapka mann nahi hai to main koi jabardasti nahi karunga…jyada se jyada mar hi to jaunga……aaahhhhhhh

Kinjal—aisa amt kaho…(ghabra kar)..rajj kya hua…?

Raj (jhuth)—aaahhh…mera sirrr phata ja raha hai…lagta hai ki ab main nahi bachunga…aaahhh….aap jao didi yaha se…

Kinjal—nahii..nahii..main tujhe kuch nahi hone dungi….hum sab bahno ka ek tu hi to akhiri sahara hai…agar marna hi hai to main marungi…main tera lund lungi apni bur…bhale hi phir meri bur poori hi kyo na phat jaye..lekin main tujhe apni bur dungi..

Mujhe dard me mahsoos kar ke kinjal didi ghabra gayi..aur jaldi se sab kuch bhul kar lund ko apne muh me lene lagi..pahle to unhe ulti jaisi aayi magar phir ek hath se naak pakad kar lund ko jeebh se chatne lagi.. bahut koshish ke baad bhi vo sirf supada hi muh me le payi..aur chusne lagi..main bhi unki bur ko chusta raha..thodi der me didi full chudasi ho kar apni bur mere muh par ragadne lagi aur jhad gayi magar main laga raha…unke dubara garam hote hi maine unko apne niche lita kar dono pair kandhe par rakh liye…aur jeb se cream nikaal kar lund aur bur ko aur bhi chikna kar liya jisse ki didi ko jyada dard na ho..aur phir bur ki dono phanke cheer kar lund ko chhed par tika diya…didi darr kar sihar gayi aur apni ankhe band kar li.

Kinjal (darte huye mann me)—hey bhagwan, aaj bhar mujhe kisi tarah jinda bacha le..

Didi ne apna dupatta muh me thoons liya jisse ki cheekh bahar na sunayi de..maine unke dono doodh pakad kar ek powerful stroke laga diya jisse supada bur ko chouda kar ke do inch andar ghus gaya…supada ghuste hi didi dard se jor se cheekh padi lekin unki cheekh unke gale me hi dafan ho kar rah gayi…

Kinjal (mann me)—aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh…….ho gaya… aaj meri ….bur ka satyanash..

Supada burke bhitar ghuste hi maine tabadtod bina ruke chaar paanch tagde dhakke unki bur me pel diya…jiska natiza ye hua ki lund kinjal didi ki bur ko kisi purane kapde ki tarah cheerte phadte huye bachchedani ka gate khol kar bhitar sama gaya..

Iss achanak hamle se kinjal didi ainth gayi…unka dard ankho se pani ban kar bahne laga..jabki bur ne bhi khoon ki nadi baha di…aur ek jor ki cheekh ke sath vo behosh ho gayi…maine chehre par pani chhidak kar unhe hosh me laya aur phir doodh dabate huye dhire dhire chodne laga…kyon ki mujhe malum tha ki agar abhi nahi to kabhi nahi..

Aadhe ghante tak aise hi dhire dhire chodne aur doodh dabaye jane se didi phir se chudasi ho gayi aur jab unhe kuch maza aane laga to khud hi apni gaand upar uchkane lagi..ye dekh maine unke muh se dupatta nikal diya aur chumne laga…unka rona bhi ab siskiyo me badal chuka tha.

Kinjal (sisakte huye)—aaahhhhh…rajjjj..dard ho raha hai…dhire dhire chod lo…aaahhhhh…meri poori bur phat gayi hai…

Raj—kuch nahi didi, dekha kuch nahi hua na..aap bekar me hi darr rahi thi..jabki ladkiyo ki bur aur gaand to hoti hi lund ghused kar phadne ke liye hai..

Kinjal—agar yahi lund teri gaand me ghusta na, tab tujhe pata chalta…lekin ghusa to meri bur me hai to dard bhi mujhe hi pata chalega na….aaaaahhhh

Raj—bas didi, jitna dard hona tha, ho chuka..ab bas sirf maza hi maza hai…bur dene me bhi aur bur lene me bhi..

Kinjal—aaaaahhhh..dhire rajjj…ab thoda achcha lag raha hai…uuuffff…aise hi chodte raho apni kinjal didi ko..aaahhh

Kuch hi dhakko me kinjal didi ki bur ne pani chhod diya…unke jhadte hi maine unko kutiya bana kar piche se lund ghused kar chodne laga..pahli bar unki mast gadrayi gaand mere samne aa gayi to maine dono chutad par thappad maarte huye pelne laga…poora kamra thapp..thapp..thapp ke madhur sangeet se goonj raha tha…didi bhi ab maza se satve aasman me ud rahi thi.

Kinjal—aaahhhh..rajjj…aise hi chodte raho…maine ro ro kar tujhe jitna pareshan kiya hai..ab tum meri bur me lund pel pel kar apna badla le lo…aaahhhh..phad do apni didi ki bur ko…..aaaahhhh…aisa maza maine socha bhi nahi tha warna kab ka tujhe apni bur de chuki hoti….ab mujhe roz chodna raj…aaahhhhhh…khoob chodna mujhe…khoob dabana doodh mere…

Kinjal didi aise hi anaap shanap bakti rahi chudasi ho kar aur main unke doodh meezte huye bur me lund pelta raha…ek ghante tak jee bhar ke chodne ke baad main unki bur me hi jhad gaya..didi bhi na jane kitni bar jhadi thi…poora bistar unki bur ke khoon se lal ho gaya tha..

Kuch der aise hi unke upar pade rahne ke baad maine ek baar phir se unko garam kiya aur khade khade apni gond me utha kar bur chodne laga…aur phir bur me hi pani chhod diya..didi ki halat bahut bekar ho chuki thi…maine unko pain killer khila kar kapde pahnaye aur unko thande pani se nahlaya…kyon ki unse chalte hi nahi ban raha tha…phir dusre kapde pahna kar maine unhe ghar la kar chhoda..aur sabko yahi bataya ki nahate samay vo fisal kar gir gayi thi jiske karan chalte nahi ban raha hai…

Sabne yakin kiya ya nahi kiya meri baat ka, pata nahi lekin ritu didi jarur gusse se mujhe dekh rahi thi..shayad vo kinjal didi ke na chalte banne ki vajah samajh gayi thi…vaha sab log the isliye vo kuch bol nahi pa rahi thi…maine bhi jab unhe gusse se ghurte dekha to turant gadi le kar vaha se khisak liya..

Hospital ja kar pahle shilpa ki tabiyat ka jayza lene ke baad sidha amilpur chala gaya…vahi amilpur me 5-6 doodh wale apna doodh ka dibba liye cycle par chale ja rahe the ki tabhi unhe raste me chodu gang ne rok liya.

Amtul—ruk bhosdike…

Doodh wala 1—kya hua sahab…hame kyo rok diya…? Kya aaj kal cycle walo ke bhi licence check hone lage hain…?

Amtul—licence nahi…doodh check hota hai..

Doodh wala 2—kya matlab sahab..?

Iron Man—matlab ye ki hamare paas logo ne complain ki hai ki tum log doodh me pani mila kar bechte ho jiske kaaran corona phaila hai…

Doodh wale (hairani se ek dusre ka muh dekhte huye)—kyaaaaaa….hamare doodh ki vajah se corona phaila hai…?

Iron Man—aur nahi to kya..hame sarkar aur court se order mila hai sabke doodh check karne ka…

Doodh wala 3—lekin sahab, corona to china se phaila hai, isme hum doodh walo ka kya dosh hai…?

Jitu—tumhe itna bhi nahi pata ki doodh me pani milana jurm hai…? Aur jab koi ye pani wala doodh peeta hai to usko corona jaldi pakadta hai kyon ki milawti doodh uss admi ki emunity ko kam kar deti hai…

Doodh wala 4—nahi sahab, hum bilkul pani nahi milate…ekdam pure doodh hai..

Siraj—vo to hum jab testing ke liye bhejenge to vaise hi pata chal jayega...philhal main abhi dekh leta hu..chalo sab log apne apne doodh ka sample ek ek bottle me do..isko check hone ke liye lab bheja jayega aur agar pani nikla to jail hogi tum sabko…samajh gaye…

Siraj ne lectometre nikal kar sabke doodh ke dibbo ka dhakkan khol kar lectometre daal kar check karne laga...sabhi hairan the…aisa unke sath pahli baar ho raha tha…siraj ne sabhi ke dibbo se doodh nikal kar sample ke liye pani ki bottle me full bhar liya..iss tarah se karib 10 bottle bhar gayi…tab kahi ja kar unn doodh walo ko aage jane diya..warning de kar..

Amtul—chalo bhai…aaj ke doodh ka jugad to ho gaya..bhala ho in doodh walo ka …

Iron Man—chalo sample check kar lete hain..aaj 10 litre mil gaya..

Siraj—sahi hai, agar yahi 10 litre doodh kharidte to bahut paisa kharch hota…police me hone ka kuch fatda to milna hi chahiye..

Jitu—sahi hai..

Sabne gatagat bottles me bhara hua doodh pee gaye …ye unka roj ka hi kaam tha..subah hote hi kisi na kisi road par chhup kar khade ho jate jaha se doodh wale nikalte the aur phir achanak unke samne aa kar sample ke naam par apni apni bottle doodh se bhar lete jo sidha baad me unke pet me jata..

Thodi hi der me unhe ek jawan aurat aati huyi dikhi to charo ke lund tantana gaye aur vo turant uske paas pahuch gaye…aurat police walo ko dekh kar darr gayi..charo ne uska naam, pati ka naam sab puchne lage..

Aurat—mujhse kuch galti ho gayi sahab…?

Amtul—bachche kitne hain tere…?

Aurat—ek hi hai sahab...lekin mujhe kyo roka sahab... ?

Iron Man—hame khabar mili hai ki kisi aurat ne apne doodh me drugs laga kar padosi ke bachche ko apna doodh pila diya hai jisse vo bimar ho gaya hai..aur bahut serious hai..

Aurat (hairan)—kyaaa…?

Siraj—haan, isliye hame sabke doodh check karne ka kaam mila hai…

Jitu—hame check karna padega ki tumhare doodh me drugs jaisa kuch hai ki nahi..

Aurat—ye kaisi baat kar rahe hain sahab…?

Amtul—ab tere upar hai ki yahi check karwayegi ya police thane le kar chale…? Isme teri hi badnami hogi, hum to sarkar ki duty kar rahe hain..agar thane gayi to adalat bhi jana padega aur phir adalat me sabke samne tumhara doodh check hoga..isse behtar yahi hai ki yahi check karwa le…agar kuch hua bhi to hum mamla sambhal lenge..kyon bhaiyo..?

Jitu—haan, haan bilkul..

Aurat—mujhe police thane mat le jao sahab…theek hai, aap yahi check kar lo…

Iron Man—theek hai..chal uss jhadi ke piche…

Iron man ne usko ek jhadi ke piche jane ka ishara kiya…uske jate hi vo bhi vaha pahuch gaya aur uska blouse khol kar uske doodh daba daba kar check karne laga.

Aurat—aaahhh..ye kya kar rahe ho sahab…?

Iron man—chup daba kar check kar raha hu..lagta hai ki chus kar dekhna padega..

Aurat—kyaa..?

Iron man—haan…kya kare sarkari duty hai..karni to padegi..majburi jo hai..

Vah uss aurat ke doodh kafi der tak daba daba ke chusta raha aur maze leta raha…baad me usko vahi lita kar uski saree upar karne laga..

Aurat—sahab ye kya kar rahe hain…?

Iron man—doodh me to kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai…lekin kal teen ladkiyo ki bur se drugs nikla hai..isliye tumhari bur bhi check karni padegi..kya kare majburi hai..

Iss tarah iron man ne usko chod liya baato me bahla fusla kar..yaha baki teeno apna number aane ka intazar kar rahe the..

Amtul—arey kya hua..kuch mila kya…?

Iron man—nahi yaar, mere to kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai..ek baar tum check kar ke dekho shayad mil jaye kuch..

Amtul—theek hai..main dekhta hu..

Uske baad amtul ne iron man ki jagah le li..phir siraj aur jitu ne bhi uss aurat ko choda aur last me kah diya ki thoda thoda hai..use roz yaha subah aana padega check karwane ke liye..becharo char char lund kha kar vapis apne ghar lout gayi..iss darr se ki kahi aage aur police wale na mil jaye..?

Amilpur pahuch kar main office ke sabhi pending kaam niptane me lag gaya…chodu gang ko bhi maine vahi bula liya..unse vaha ke saare halaat ka jayza liya…

Main abhi unke sath sath baki thanedaro ke sath meeting me vyast hi tha ki tabhi mere mobile par rashmi didi ka call aaya to maine pick kar liya..vo bahut ghabrayi huyi lag rahi thi….phir unhone jo bataya, use sun kar main chounk gaya..

Raj (chounk kar)—kyaaaaaa…kab hua ye….?

Main abhi iss phone call ke sadme se ubra bhi nahi tha ki ek baar phir se mera mobile bajne laga…dekha to raghuhalkal ka call tha..isliye uthana pada…lekin usne jo bataya, vo sunte hi mere tann badan me aag lag gayi..maine cheekhte huye apne samne table par gusse se ek ghoonsa jor se patak diya jisse uss par rakha glass chaknachur ho gaya..

Raj (gusse me cheekh kar)—madarchodddddddddd……ye tune theek nahi kiyaaa….

Main gusse me aag babula ho kar turant uth kar cabin se bahar nikal gaya.. meri ankhe gusse se lal ho gayi thi…

(Dono phone calls me kya baate huyi...details next update mein)

Next Update 291 : Diary Ke Teen Pages Ka Raaz & Entry Of Black Army.

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UPDATE-292 ​

Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—NAINAA..‼ omg…itna bada dhokha..! iska matlab ki mera andaza bilkul sahi tha…hum jise aaj tak sadhana samajh rahe the vo sadhana ke bhesh me naina thi…aur yaha bhi usne mujhe sheetal ban kar dhokha diya. Ab samajh me aaya ki ye harami apne aap ko mera baap kyo kah raha tha..? agar hamare sath jo thi vo naina thi to phir asli sheetal kaha hai…?

Ab aage…….

Golu madari ke khulase ne sadhana ko buri tarah se hairan kar diya tha, use is baat ko jaan kar behad jhatka laga ki aaj tak sab jisko sadhana samajh rahe the, haqiqat me na to sadhana thi aur na hi sheetal, balki uske bhesh me naina thi jo sadhna bankar sabhi ko dhokha de rahi thi. Lekin sadhana ke mann me iss sach ko sunkar kayi sawal koutuhal machane lage jinka jawab uske paas khud nahi tha aur vo apne sawalo ka jawab jaanne ke liye bechain hone lagi thi.

Sadhana (apne mann me)—agar hamare sath ab tak naina thi to phir sheetal kaha hai..? kya hua uske sath..? kaha gayi vo..? aur naina ne akhir hamare sath itna bada dhokha kyo kiya…? Uski kya dushmani thi raj, sheetal aur mujhse..? aur to aur kahi golu madari ka bhi hath to nahi usme…? Akhir yaha ka makadjaal iska banaya hua hi to hai. Agar mujhe sach ka pata lagana hai to mujhe bhi iske sath vahi game khelna hoga jo isne naina ko sadhna banakar hamare sath khela hai. Ab main naina bankar isse sach ka pata lagaungi…haan, yahi theek rahega.

Golu—beti, ye jyada sochne ka waqt nahi hai. Jitna jaldi ho sake tum yaha se nikal jao, vaise bhi tumhe yaha aana hi nahi chahiye tha.

Sadhana—baba, main aapko iss haal me yaha akele chhod kar kaise ja sakti hoon. Main aapko yaha se baahar nikal kar hi rahungi. Lekin meri samajh mein ek baat abhi tak nahi aayi ki black star ne aapko yaha qaid kyon kiya..?

Golu—beti iss sabki vajah vo wasiyat hai.

Sadhana (hairan)—lekin wasiyat se aapka kya sambandh…? Jaha tak mujhe pata hai, uske mutabik to wasiyat ka taalluk to raj se hai.

Golu—kyonki uss harami ko na jane kaise ye pata chal gaya tha ki kahi na kahi main bhi uss wasiyat ke peechhe pada hua hoon…usko iss baat ka darr tha ki kahi main apne jadu ke khel se raj ko phansa kar usse wasiyat na hasil kar loon..

Sadhana (mann me)—ohh..to ye harami bhi wasiyat ke piche hai.

Sadhana—lekin baba, agar raj uss wasiyat ke baare me janta hota to kya aapko ya mujhe bata nahi deta…? Mujhe to yakin hai ki raj wasiyat ke baare me kuch nahi janta hai.

Golu—vo hamara raj nahi hai, balki koi bahurupiya hai..kitni bar batau tumhe beti ? aur mujhe poora yakin hai ki vo us wasiyat ke baare me kuch na kuch to janta hi hoga aur agar nahi janta hai tab bhi vo us wasiyat ke piche laga hua hai. Warna raj ko maar kar uski jagah lene ki kya jaroorat thi usko ?

Sadhana—mujhe aisa bilkul nahi lagta.

Golu—kya socha tha aur kya ho gaya ? maine jis din ke liye raj ko paal pos kar bada kiya aur phir use uski family se milaya, ye soch kar ki main raj ke jariye wasiyat tak pahuch jaunga, sab gud gobar ho gaya.

Sadhana—khair chhodiye us baat ko, jo ho gaya so ho gaya, uspar afsos karne se kya fayda...(kuch soch kar)..vaise bhi usko kisi ne poison ka injection de diya hai aur uski ye bimari ab sheetal (khud ke liye) me bhi aa gayi hai,

Golu—haan, main ye janta hu..jo bhi hua, achcha hi hua harami ke sath.

Sadhana—lekin baba, sadhana kaha hai iss waqt vo to registan se hi gayab ho gayi thi na ?

Golu abhi kuch kahta ki uske pahle hi vaha kisi ke aane ki aahat sunayi dene lagi, jise sun kar dono chounk gaye.. sadhana ne nazar ghuma kar charo taraf dekha to use kuch parchhaiyan apni taraf aati huyi nazar aayi.

Golu (ghabra kar)—beti, vo idhar hi aa rahe hain.. tum jaldi se yaha se bhag jao isse pahle ki unki nazar tum par pade, nikal jao yaha se..

Sadhana—par yaha se nikalna to bahut mushkil hai..

Golu (jaldi se)—tum yaha se left disha me bhago vaha par......

Golu apni baat poori kar pata ki tab tak vo parchhaiyaan unke karib aa gayi aur phir sadhana ko aage golu ki baat bina sune hi vaha se bhagna pad gaya...jaise hi us parchhayi ne kisi ke bhagne ki padchap suni to vah bhi aahat ka picha karte huye sadhana ke piche daud chale.

Sadhana ko jaise hi mahsoos hua ki koi uska picha kar raha hai to vah apna poora jor laga kar tezi se bhagne lagi magar yaha bhi uski kismat use daga de gayi...daudte daudte uski saans ukhadne lagi aur muh se ek baar phir se khoon bahne laga aur sath hi sath uski ankho ke samne andhera chhane laga.

Kintu vah kab tak iss halat me bhag sakti thi akhir muh se khoon ki ulti karte bhagte huye ek jagah uski himmat jawab de gayi aur vo ladkhada kar niche gir gayi aur phir dubara uth kar khade hokar bhagne ki uske andar taqat hi nahi rah gayi thi...phir uske mann me raj ki bimari khyal aaya to usne kisi tarah khud ko ladkhadate huye khadi karne ki bharsak koshish ki magar kamyab nahi huyi aur uski ankhe band hoti chali gayi.

Tab tak vo parchhaiya bhi uske nazdik pahuch chuki thi...unhone sadhana ki halat dekh kar kahkaha lagaya aur phir use utha kar vaha se le gaye..sadhana ko lekar vo usi kamre me pahuch gaye jaha se ki vah bhag kar gayi thi..kamre me pahle se hi ek shakhs moujud tha jo shayad unka hi intazar kar raha tha. Unke aate hi usne sadhana jo ki behosh ho chuki thi, ke chehre par tadatad thappad barsane shuru kar diye aur phir jor jor se hasne laga.

‘’tadaakk, tadaak..chataaakkk..chataaakk...hahahaha...bewqoof ladki...yaha se bhag rahi thi..ye nahi janti ki ye to makadjaal hai..yaha jo ek baar aake phans gaya vo phir kahi nahi ja sakta...jaao isko abhay ke hawale kar do taaki vo iske jism ko jee bhar ke bhogne ke baad kisi kothe par dhandhe par laga de aur haan, badle me uske paas se anguthi le lena... hame apni manzil tak pahuchne ke liye sheetal chahiye jabki ye to sadhana hai..ye ladki hamare kisi kaam ki nahi hai ab ‘’ usne apne admiyo se kaha.

Uska adesh milte hi vo log sadhana ko utha kar vaha se chale gaye..unke jaate hi vo shakhs kamre se bahar nikal aaya aur apni nakli taang ke sath sath chehre par chipka hua mask nikal kar nachne laga.

‘’STAR....BLACK STAR....Ab ayega maza…ab dekhte hain kitna dum hai tujhme...Ab bacha le apni mehbooba ko black star aur uski black army se..hihihihihi.’’ Usne nachte huye mann hi mann budbudaya.

Sadhana ko abhay ke hawale karke vo behad khush tha magar use ye malum nahi tha ki usne ye karke aaj apne jeevan ki sabse badi galti kar di thi..ya phir yu kaha jaye ki vo apni manzil ke karib pahuchkar phir se utni hi door ja chuka tha jitna ki pahle tha, dusre shabdo me aisa karke usne khud hi apni mout ke praman patr (death certificate) par dastkhat kar diye the.

Udhar main badi hi tezi se raghuhalkal ke phone ke baad rajasthan ki oar chala ja raha tha…mera dimag gusse se bhanbhana raha tha…iss dauran kayi baar mere mobile par kisi ka call aaya magar maine koi dhyan nahi diya.

Raj (mann me)—main aa raha hu didi, aap chinta mat karna…’’Meri Didi Ko Chhune Wale Har Shakhs Ki Gaand Phategi..Ish Saand Ke Lund Se Aaj Kisi Ki Nahi Bachegi.’’

Gadi chalate huye main abhi rajasthan pahucha hi tha ki achanak tabhi meri nazar anayas hi ek taraf chali gayi, jaha mujhe kuch aisa nazar aaya ki jise dekh kar meri dhadkan hi jaise thamne lagi..

Drishya hi kuch aisa tha ki jisko dekhte hi mere tan badan me khoul raha gussa achanak hi gahre dard me parivartit ho gaya tha…meri ankho ke samne kuch naqabposh log meri didi ko baalo se pakad kar jamin me ghasit rahe the, unke kapde kayi jagah se phate huye the, muh se lagatar khoon bah bah kar niche dharti par gir raha tha.

Didi ko iss halat me dekh mere seene me athaah dard umad aaya aur phir ye dard anshoo ban kar ankho ke raste bahar aane laga..rote huye achanak hi mere sir me tez dard shuru ho gaya aur dimag chakrane laga..aur phir main iss dil aur dimag ke dohre dard se tadap kar joro se cheekh pada.

Raj (cheekhte huye)—didiiiiiiiiii…

Jor se cheekhte huye maine apne sir ko dono hatho se pakad kar main gadi se niche kood gaya, gadi me brake bhi hota hai, iska dhyan hi nahi rah gaya tha…main speed me chalti gadi se niche jump karke kafi door tak ludhakte gaya jisse mere hath pair kayi jagah se chhil gaye kintu mujhe inn sabki fikra kaha thi…turant uth kar khada hua aur phir se didi ki taraf daud laga diya.

Raj (chillate aur rote huye)—madarchodoooooo…chhod do meri didi ko….mujhe maar do lekin meri didi ko chhod do.. aaaaahhhhhhhhhh….tumhari..m.a.a….ko….ch..o.du…

Main unke karib pahuchta ki uske pahle hi kisi ne piche se meri gardan pakad kar jor se ghumate huye kisi bhari cheez ke upar mera sir de mara...uske baad meri ankho ke samne andhera chhata chala gaya..apna sir pakad ke cheekhte huye main idhar udhar dekhne laga magar kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha tha, sab kuch behad dhundhla dikh raha tha ..tabhi mujhe kisi ke hasne ki dheemi awaz kano me sunayi padi aur phir main behosh hokar vahi gir pada.

“P..A..N..G..A……UNDER TAKER SE P..A..N..G..A”

Behosh hone ke baad na jane main kab tak vaha pada raha…jab hosh aaya to vaha par koi nahi tha..halanki abhi bhi mere sir me halka halka dard tha parantu didi ka khyal aate hi main paglo ki tarah uth kar idhar udhar bhagne laga kintu unka koi pata nahi tha…

Maine phone nikal kar raghuhalkal ko call lagaya magar uska phone switch off ja raha tha..maine kayi baar try kiya, har baar yahi result mila..nirasha aur dard me main apna sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya aur rone laga..Lekin phir achanak hi chounk gaya kyonki mere sir par patti bandhi huyi thi…ye mere liye hairani wali baat thi.

Raj (hairan, tension, dard)—meri didi ko vo madarchod kaha le gaye..? aur ye mere sir me patti kisne bandhi ? raghuhalkal ka phone switched off kyon hai ? kaha se pata karu…kisse puchhu ? kaha hai meri didi ? agar didi ko kuch bhi hua to main apne aap ko kabhi maaf nahi karunga…ye mera dimag kuch kaam kyon nahi kar raha ? abhi ja kar us abhay madarchod ki maa chodta hu aaj.

Maine abhay ke paas jane ke liye apni gadi ki taraf gaya to ye dekh kar chounk gaya ki meri gadi ke sabhi pahiye gayab the. Shayad yaha se jane se pahle unhone meri gadi ke pahiye bhi nikal kar apne sath hi le gaye the.

Raj—ohh shittt…ab kya karu ? kaise didi ka pata lagau ? upar se ye chodu gang kaha rah gayi ? ek kaam karta hu, tanu didi ko call karta hu…

Maine tanu didi ko call lagaya to unse pata chala ki abhay to india ke bahar gaya hua hai..ye sunkar to mera dimag aur bhi kharab ho gaya…maine chodu gang ko phone lagaya to unka phone bhi switched off ja raha tha.

Raj (thoda gussa)—madarchod ye kya ho raha hai mere sath ? kisi ka phone hi nahi lag raha hai..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? upar se mera dimag bhi kaam nahi kar raha..ab kya karu main ? kaise didi ko bachaau ? ab bina kisi ko chode mera dimag kaam nahi karega…jaldi se jaldi mujhe kisi ki bur chahiye pelne ke liye…ab yaha jungle me kiski bur pelu ? koun degi yaha mujhe chodne ko apni bur ? lekin agar mujhe didi ko bachana hai to kisi na kisi ki bur me to lund ghusedna hi padega.

Abhi main ye soch hi raha tha ki tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya to maine phir se apna mobile nikal kar recent calls dekhne laga..kyonki usme rashmi didi aur ragini didi ke kayi missed call the…shayad unhone tabhi call kiya tha jab main rajasthan aa raha tha aur maine unn calls ko ignore kar diya tha.

Raj (mann me)—yahi sahi rahega…ragini didi ki sasural yahi paas me hi hai...vaise bhi vo mujhse chudwana chahti thi aur iss samay mujhe bhi bur ki jaroorat hai...jaldi se pahuch kar ragini didi ki bur chodta hu..sath me ye bhi pata lag jaye shayad ki uss sketch aur usse judi paheli ka kya sambandh hai unke ghar se ? lekin unke ghar tak jaunga kaise, meri gadi ki to maa chudi padi hai.

Mann me ye khyal aate hi main soch me doob gaya lekin tabhi dusri taraf se ek bike wala aata dikhayi diya…jaise hi paas me aaya to main beech road me khada ho gaya..magar shayad vo gadi rokne ke mood me nahi tha, side se nikalne laga to ye dekh kar maine jaldi se uska hath pakda aur usko jhatak kar door dhakel diya.

Raj (gusse me)—chal bhag madarchod…sale mujhe yaha bur lene ki jaldi hai aur upar se ..teri maa ko chodu, tu bike nahi rok raha hai..ab paidal hi gaand mara apni jaha jana ho..

Uske baad main use vahi chhod kar uski bike lekar vaha se chala gaya..vo chillata rah gaya lekin maine uski taraf dhyan nahi diya.

Main jab ragini didi ki sasural pahucha to knock karne par darwaja ek adhed umra ki mahila ne khola, jiske chutad kuch jyada hi bade the..uske chutdo ki thirkan dekh kar mera mann uski vishaalkaay gaand par hi atak gaya.

“ jee kahiye, kya kaam hai ?” uss mahila ne darwaja kholne ke baad mujhe dekhte huye puchha.

Raj—jee mera naam raj hai..

“rajj…kahi tum ragini ke mama ke ladke raj to nahi..?” usne mera naam sun kar phir se sawal daag diya.

Raj—jee, main vahi raj hu.

‘’ arrey beta, andar aao na...raginiii..o..ragini..dekh koun aaya hai... ? ‘’ usne mera naam sun kar khush hote huye palat kar ragini didi ko awaz lagane lagi.

Uske mudte hi uski phooli huyi matka jaisi gaand mere samne aa gayi aur main sab kuch bhool kar uske thirakte chutdo me hi kho gaya jo ki uske chalne ki vajah se tezi ke sath left right kar rahe the.

Raj (dhire se)—wow ! kya mast gaand hai…

‘’kyaaa..? ‘’ usne chounk kar meri taraf dekh kar kaha.

Raj (sakpaka kar)—jiii..jii…kuch nahi…

‘’koun aaya hai mummy ji..?” tabhi vaha aate huye kisi ne kaha.

“arrey..rajjj..tum..? ohh my god…aur tere sir me ye patti kyon lagi hai ?” aane wali ne mujhe dekhte hi khushi se uchhalte huye kaha.

Ye aur koi nahi balki ragini didi hi thi jinhone mujhe dekhte hi khushi se daudte huye mere gale se lipat gayi, unko ye bhi hosh nahi raha ki unki saas vahi par khadi huyi hai.

“ragini, unko baithne to do..ye kya hai ki tum sari sharm haya bhool kar uske gale pad gayi ho..tumhara bhai koi chhota bachcha to nahi hai ?” didi ki saas ne thoda narazgi se dekhte huye didi se kaha.

Ragini—raj, baitho na..main tumhare liye pani lati hu..(mann me) kameeni budhiya, keede pade teri gaand me..jab dekho tab mujhe updesh deti rahti hai.

Ragini didi mujhse alag ho kar apni saas ko mann hi mann koste huye andar pani lene chali gayi…unka koi bahut bada makaan to nahi tha lekin gujar basar ke liye kafi tha. Double manzila tha jisme teen room niche aur do room upar dusri manzil par the. Didi ke jate hi uski bade gaand wali saas mere samne rakhi dusri kursi par apni bhari bharkam gaand rakh kar baith gayi.

Introduction Ragini didi sasural :-

Bhola singh-sasur (age 65 saal)

Kunti- saas (age 60 saal )

Sachin- husband (age 40 saal)

Renu- badi nanad (widhwa, age 35 saal)

Ritima- chhoti nanad (unmarried, age 25 saal)

Ragini didi ki saas mujhse yaha vaha ki baate karne lagi lekin mera dhyan to uske jism ka nirikshan karne me laga hua tha.. rang bhi gora hi tha..haan, thodi moti jaroor thi didi ki saas.

Raj (mann me)—jab iski gaand itni jabardast hai to iski bur kitni phooli huyi nahi hogi ? vaise jhaante hogi ki nahi iski bur me ? vaise itni umra me isko bur ko chikna karne ki kya jarurat ? jaroor jhaant wali bur honi chahiye iski.

Vahi dusri taraf meenu didi ko pet me dard hone par mere phone karne ke baad mona ne hospital se ambulance bhej di thi.. rashmi didi ke sath maa aur roopa chachi bhi meenu didi ke sath hospital chali gayi thi.

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[Andyking]

SAAND
UPDATE—293​

Ragini didi ki saas mujhse yaha vaha ki baate karne lagi lekin mera dhyan to uske jism ka nirikshan karne me laga hua tha.. rang bhi gora hi tha..haan, thodi moti jaroor thi didi ki saas.

Raj (mann me)—jab iski gaand itni jabardast hai to iski bur kitni phooli huyi nahi hogi ? vaise jhaante hogi ki nahi iski bur me ? vaise itni umra me isko bur ko chikna karne ki kya jarurat ? jaroor jhaant wali bur honi chahiye iski.

Thodi hi der me ragini didi mere liye pani ke sath sath nasta lekar aa gayi to sirf pani bhar le liya kyonki nasta karne ka mood nahi tha.

Ragini—ye tere sir me ye chot kaise lagi ?

Raj—arrey kuch nahi hua didi, aapka bhai ek policewala hai to aisi chote to lagti hi rahti hain, tension ki koi baat nahi hai.

Ragini—itni badi patti lagi hai sir me aur kahta hai ki tension ki baat nahi hai.

Raj—vo sab chhodo didi aur (dhire se) abhi to jaldi se mera kuch jugad karo.

Ragini—kya matlab ?

Raj—kuch nahi (mann me)..iski ye saas to mujhe khud apni bur degi nahi aur iske yaha rahte mujhe ragini didi ki bur bhi milne se rahi..ab kaise isko yaha se rawana karu ?

Main abhi didi ki saas ko vaha se hatane ka koi upay soch hi raha tha ki tabhi ek aur ladki vaha aa tapki..uski jawani dekh kar mera lund ekdam se akad gaya..lund akadne ki baat hi thi, Sali ke doodh bahut bade bade the aur gaand bhi kuch kam nahi thi, ekdam jaanleva thi.

Raj (mann me)—ye dusri burchodi koun hai ? Sali ke kya doodh hain, lagta hai ki abhi pakad ke yahi masal du..kaash ki yahi apni bur de de..magar ye hai koun ? ye budhiya to pakka didi ki saas hogi.

‘’mummy, main jara bazar ja rahi hu..mujhe kuch paise chahiye.’’ Aate hi uss nayi burwali ne didi ki saas se kaha.

Raj (mann me)—ohh, to ye bhosdi, didi ki nanad hai...jo bhi ho par hai ekdam chodne layak maal.

Kunti—theek hai, chal deti hu.

‘’mummy, ye koun hai ?” nayi burwali ( jiska ki naam renu hai) ne mujhe dekh kar apni mummy ke kaan me dhire se phusphusate huye puchha.

Kunti—renu beti, ye teri ragini bhabhi ke mamere bhai raj hain.

Ragini—mamera aur chachera kya, hum sab bahno ka ek hi to bhai hai raj.

Renu—ohh, to bhabhi inki hi tarif karte nahi thakti aur hamesha hame inka naam lekar dhamkati rahti hai ? ab ja kar mujhe pata chala ki hamari ragini bhabhi baanjh kyon hai..inka to poora khandan hi baanjho se bhara pada hai tabhi to kewal ek hi ladka paida hua poore khandan me.

Ragini (tezi se)—didi, juban sambhal ke baat kijiye..mere khandan ke baare me kuch ulta sidha bola to theek nahi hoga.

Renu—dekha mummy, iss baanjh ki juban kitna kainchi ki tarah chalne lagi hai aaj kal ..isko kya laga ki iska bhai aa gaya to main dar jaungi ? ruk tujhe tere bhai ke samne maza chakhati hu..

Renu ne ragini didi ko thappad maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya to ye dekh kar maine beech me hi renu ka hath pakad liya, jisse vo apna hath chhudane ki koshish karne lagi.

Raj—aisi galti dubara kabhi mat karna, aaya samajh me ?

Renu (hath chhudane ki koshish karte)—aahh, warna kya kar loge ? chhodo mera hath.

Kunti—ye kya badatmizi hai raj ?

Raj—mummy ji, badatmizi maine nahi balki apki beti ne ki hai..apni beti ko samjha lijiye warna ‘’Apki Iss Burchodi Beti Ki Bur Ko Phad Kar Bhosda Banane Me Mujhe Tanik Bhi Der Nahi Lagegi.’’

Renu—dekha mummy, bahan to bahan, bhai bhi kitna kamina hai..kise dhamki de rahe ho…agar tum police wale ho to main bhi ek vakil hu.. main tumse nahi darne wali…tumhari iss badatmizi ke liye tumhari vardi utarwa kar salakho ke piche nahi phenkwa diya to renu mera naam nahi..

Raj—vo tumhare bas ki baat nahi hai kyonki jo paida hi nanga hua ho, use bhala koun nanga kar sakta hai..aur jaha tak meri vardi utarwane aur mujhe jail bhijwane ki baat hai to vo to hoga nahi…Lekin agar ye saand ek baar tere upar chadh gaya na to teri bur jarur bachcha bahar phenk degi…yakin nahi ho to koshish kar ke dekh lo…

Ragini—raj, jane do, chhodo..

Raj—aise kaise jane du iss burchodi ko, isne aap par hath uthane ki galti kaise ki vo bhi mere samne ?

Renu—haan, to le jao na apni baanjh bahan ko apne ghar aur vahi rakho..ek to iske maa baap ne apni baanjh beti ko mere bhai ke gale baandh diya aur ab iska bhai hame hi ulta aankh dikhata hai…aaahh..chhodo mera hath..

Kunti (gusse me)—nikal jao mere ghar se aur sath me apni is baanjh bahan ko bhi le jao isse pahle ki iss gustakhi ke liye tumhari vardi utar jaye..chale jao yaha se..

Raj—ab to main yaha se kahi nahi ja raha philhal aaj to nahi jaunga..jise jo karna ho kar le..

Kunti (gusse me)—chal beti…abhi commissioner sahab ke paas chal kar iski complain karte hain..

Uske baad dono maa beti tunakte aur apni apni gaand ke bade bade chutad hilate huye paise lekar bahar chali gayi..unke jate hi ragini didi mujhse lipat kar rone lagi.

Ragini (sisakte huye)—dekh liya na raj ! ye sab mujhe kaise pratadit karte hain aur ye sab isliye hai kyonki main shadi ke itne saal bhi maa nahi ban saki hu..isiliye to maine tujhse kaha tha…mujhe yaha se le chalo raj, ab mujhe yaha nahi rahna.

Raj—rona band karo didi..main aa gaya hu na sab theek ho jayega..chinta mat karo.

Ragini—vo dono tumhari report karne gayi hain..

Raj—jane do…unki report se kuch nahi hone wala..meri vardi utarna commissioner ke bas ki baat nahi hai ulta main uski gaand maar lunga.

Ragini—lekin..phir bhi..

Raj—lekin vekin chhodo…dekho tumhara bhai pahli baar aaj tumhari sasural aaya hai, uska kuch swagat karo..

Ragini—ruko main tumhare liye coffee banati hu..

Raj—mujhe coffee nahi chahiye..

Ragini—to phir..kaise swagat karu..aate hi tumhe mere karan gaaliyan sunni pad gayi…ab swagat ke liye bacha hi kya hai ?

Raj—bahut kuch bacha hai jo mujhe chahiye..

Ragini (sisakte huye)—to tumhi batao ki ab kaise swagat karu apne chhote bhai ka ?

Raj (kaan me)—apne chhote bhai ko saree ke andar dono jaanghon ke beech chhupi apni bur de kar..

Ragini (sharma kar)—dhatt..

Meri baat sun kar ragini didi ekdam se sharma gayi aur mere seene me apna sir chhupa liya..maine unke chehre ko pakad kar samne kiya aur unke hotho ko chum liya..ye pahli baar tha jab maine ragini didi ko kiss kiya tha hotho par.

Raj—isme dhatt ki kya baat hai didi ? aap bhi to mujhe apni bur dene ke liye tadap rahi thi..lekin ab agar aapka mann badal gaya ho to alag baat hai..

Ragini—lekin raj…

Raj—sidhe sidhe ye batao ki aap mujhe apni bur dogi ya nahi ?

Ragini (sharma kar)—tu kitna ganda ganda bolta hai raj..

Raj—ganda admi hu to ganda hi bolunga na...vaise gandi baat karne ka bhi apna ek alag hi maza hai didi..

Ragini—to tu kya chahta hai ki main bhi teri tarah besharm ban jaau ?

Raj—agar apne iss chhote bhai ke bachche ki maa banna hai to uske liye besharm to banna hi padega aapko didi..aur agar aapka irada badal gaya ho to phir jane do..koi baat nahi, main force nahi karunga aapko..

Ragini—nahi..nahi..mujhe har haal me maa banna hai...mujhse ab ye roj roj baanjh hone ka taana nahi saha jata..

Raj—to phir chalo bedroom me..

Ragini—lekin abhi koi aa gaya to ?

Raj—kyon koi hai kya abhi ghar me ?

Ragini—nahi, abhi to hum dono ke alawa aur koi nahi hai..sasur ji ek jagah shadi me gaye hain, tumhare jija office me hain aur chhoti nanad ritima apne college gayi hai jabki saas aur badi nanad renu abhi tumhare samne hi bahar gayi hain.

Raj—to phir daro mat didi...darr ke aage hi jeet hai...jo darr gaya, vo mar gaya..vaise bhi koi agar aa bhi gaya to kya kar lega.. akhir hum dono bhai bahan hain isliye koi hum par galat shak to kar nahi sakta..

Ragini—phir bhi..

Raj—uff..aapko maa banna hai ya nahi ?

Ragini—banna hai..

Raj—to phir sochna chhodo aur chalo bistar me..

Thodi na nukur ke baad main ragini didi ke sath unke bedroom me aa gaya aur pahuchte hi door lock kar ke unhe baaho me bhar ke chumne laga…lekin ragini abhi bhi sharma rahi thi.

Ragini—raj thoda ruko na..main bathroom se aati hu..

Raj—theek hai jaldi aana.

Ragini didi ke bathroom jane ke baad mujhe chhamiya ke yaha mile kagaz par dusri taraf ke sketch ki yaad aayi jisme ki ragini didi ke ghar ka naksha bana hua tha to main poore room me apni nazar daudane laga ki shayad kahi kuch nazar aa jaye. Magar kahi kuch aisa dikhayi nahi pada.

Raj (mann me)—akhir uss kagaz me ragini didi ke ghar ka sketch kyon bana tha ? iss ghar ka wasiyat se kya sambandh ho sakta hai ? aur vo madarchod chuchuk chuchuk paheli bhi iss ghar se judi huyi lagti hai..ek baar ragini didi se puch kar dekhta hu..shayad didi ko kuch pata ho..magar sabse pahle mujhe bur chahiye tabhi mera dimag kuch kaam karega.

Main abhi soch vichar kar hi raha tha ki tab tak didi aakar mere paas nazre jhukaye khadi ho gayi..unke aane ka mujhe pata hi nahi chala.

Ragini—kya soch rahe ho raj ?

Raj—oonh..kuch nahi…bas ek paheli yaad aa gayi thi..badi hi ajeeb paheli hai didi..

Ragini—kaisi paheli, mujhe bhi batao ?

Raj—‘’Paanch Aam, Panch Chuchumukh Chuchumukh..Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh’’ yahi paheli hai.. jiska arth samajh me nahi aa raha mujhe..

Ragini (haste huye)—hihihihi...ye..kaisi paheli hai.. ? hahahaha

Raj—hai na ajeeb paheli ? aap ke anusar iska kya matlab hona chahiye ?

Ragini (haste huye)—hahaha..na baba na...aisi utpatang paheli ka hal mujhse nahi socha jayega..hahahaha..chuchuk chuchuk...muchuk chuchuk...hahahaha..tum bhi na raj...hahahaha...badi rahasyamayi paheli hai tumhari raj...hahaha

Raj—haan ajeeb to hai hi ye paheli...khair chhodo jane do..

Ragini—raj, mujhe batao ki tumhe ye paheli kaha se mili…hahahha..?

Raj—bas kisi ne mujhse puchi thi ye, lekin main nahi bata paya…kyon isme hasne ki kya baat hai didi..?

Ragini (haste huye)—hasu nahi to aur kya karu ? hahahaha…vaise ye paheli meri pahle bhi suni huyi hai.

Raj (chounk kar)—kyaa ? to phir batao na mujhe iska jawab kya hai ?

Ragini—main nahi janti…hahahaha

Raj (gussa dikhate huye)—theek hai jane do phir…yaha meri izzat ka sawal hai aur aapko hasi aa rahi hai..koi baat nahi.

Ragini—sach me yaar main nahi janti iska jawab..

Raj—abhi abhi to aapne kaha ki aap janti ho..

Ragini—maine ye kab kaha ki main janti hu ? maine to kewal ye kaha ki ye paheli main pahle bhi sun chuki hu..

Raj—kaha suni aapne ye paheli aur kisne batayi ? yahi bata do, main usse pata kar lunga..

Ragini—nahi pata kar sakte usse

Raj—kyon ? ye kaho na ki aap batana hi nahi chahti mujhe..

Ragini—naraz kyon hote ho ? achcha baba batati hu...meri saas bata rahi thi ek baar ki unke sasur ne ek bana banaya purana ghar kharida tha jiski upari deewar par yahi paheli likhi huyi thi.

Raj (hairan)—kaha hai vo ghar didi ? mujhe batao..

Ragini—kahi nahi hai..

Raj—kya matlab ?

Ragini—matlab ye ki ghar kharidne ke baad jab mere sasur ke pita ji usme rahne ko gaye to vaha ajeeb ajeeb tarah ki ghatnaye hone lagi to unhone usko chhod kar ye naya ghar kharida tha jisme ab hum sab rahte hain.

Raj—to vah purana ghar kaha hai ? aur kaisi ghatnaye hoti thi ?

Ragini—vaha se log achanak hi gayab ho jate the…jaise uss ghar me rahne ke dusre din hi mere sasur ki maa ki laash mili, uske agle din unki ek beti bhi mar gayi...tab logo ne kaha ki ye jagah bhutiya hai to unhone uss ghar ko chhod diya..

Raj—kyaa ? aur vo ghar hai kaha par..

Ragini—vo toot phoot kar gir gaya tha..baad me vo jagah unhone kisi ko bech di thi saste daam par..

Raj—kya aap ye bata sakti hain ki vo ghar kis jagah par bana hua tha ?

Ragini—main nahi janti…

Raj—uss jagah ki koi nishani ya koi naksha vagairah..?

Ragini—nahi..lekin mummy ji ko pata hoga iss baare me..bas ek diary jaroor hai jo mummy ji ke mutabik mere sasur ke pita ji ko vaha mili thi..

Raj (hairan)—kaha hai vo diary ?

Ragini—mere paas hi hai..lekin vo to bilkul hi kori hai..usme kuch bhi likha nahi hai...maine kayi baar usme kuch likhne ki koshish bhi ki thi magar agle din sab likha gayab ho jata tha usme se...isliye maine usme likhna bhi chhod diya hai ab..

Raj (shocked)—dikhao mujhe vo diary didi..

Ragini—magar tum ye sab kyon puch rahe ho ?

Raj—pahle mujhe diary to dikhao, phir batata hu..

Ragini—theek hai deti hu..lekin hai vo kisi kaam ki nahi..

Ragini didi ne bistar se uth kar apni almari se ek diary nikal kar mujhe pakda di..maine jaldi se use lekar dekhne laga kintu uske kisi bhi page par kuch likha nahi mila.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—jaroor iss diary me kuch na kuch locha hai, magar ye khali kyon hai ? kahi aisa to nahi ki isme invisible ink se likha gaya ho kuch..haan, aisa hi kuch hoga tabhi to ragini didi ka likha hua gayab ho jata tha..lekin tab bhi ragini didi to normal pen use karti thi, aise me likha hua gayab to nahi hona chahiye tha..kya lafda hai ye..

Ragini—dekha maine kaha na ki ye kori hai..koi kaam ki nahi..

Raj (kuch soch kar)—achcha didi, ek cup coffee milegi kya ? tab tak main thoda bathroom se free ho jata hu phir aapke sath suhagraat manane ka program start kiya jaye..

Ragini—theek hai..main abhi lati hu bana kar..

Ragini didi ke kitchen me jate hi main diary lekar fauran bathroom me ghus gaya aur door lock karke diary ke pages ko bulb ke paas rakh kar unko heat dene laga…kuch hi der me meri ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi kyonki heat milte hi pages me akshar dhire dhire ubharne lage the.Jaise hi maine pahla page padhna start kiya to padhte hi apna sir pakad liya kyon ki usme do paheli likhi huyi thi.

Raj (dimag kharab)—madarchod..phir se paheli..in paheliyo ne to mood kharab kar diya hai..inki maa ko chodu..

“Seth Sethaain Baarah Jodi, Seth Ka Kurta Lamba…Upar Se Sethaain Moote, Seth Kahe Har Ganga”

‘’सेठ सेठाइन बारह जोड़ी, सेठ का कुर्ता लम्बा ----ऊपर से सेठाइन मूतै, सेठ कहे हर गंगा’’


“Agal Bagal Chaara (graas), Beech Mein Indaara (bada kuwa)”

“अगल बगल चारा(घास) , बीच में इंदारा (बड़ा कुआं)”

Main abhi dono paheli ko padh kar likhne wale ko gaaliya dene me laga hua tha ki tabhi ragini didi ki awaz aayi to maine jaldi se diary ko band kar diya.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod dimag kharab ho gaya hai….ab sabse pahle ragini didi ki bur phadunga..iss pardada ki maa ka bhosda…sala khud to mar gaya aur ye paheliya meri gaand maarne ke liye chhod gaya bhosdi ka..

Vahi dusri taraf meenu didi ko pet me dard hone par mere phone karne ke baad mona ne hospital se ambulance bhej di thi.. rashmi didi ke sath maa aur roopa chachi bhi meenu didi ke sath hospital chali gayi thi.

Hospital pahuchte hi mona ne sabko bahar baitha kar meenu didi ka check-up shuru kar diya kyonki vo meenu ki problem ko achchi tarah se janti thi aur ye bhi ki use aage kya karna hai.

Nice

 

[Andyking]

Nice

 

[Andyking]

SAAND
UPDATE-295​

Jhadne ke baad mai ragini didi ke upar hi let gaya.....hum dono ki saanse tezi se chal rahi thi...unke bistar ki poori chadar khoon se lal ho gayi thi...


Abhi hame lete huye kuch hi samay hua tha ki tabhi achanak......

Ab Aage…….

Achanak tabhi bahar ka main gate knock hone laga..awaz sun kar ragini didi ghabra gayi kyonki vo iss samay nangi thi aur unse uthna tak nahi ho pa raha tha.

Ragini—lagta hai ki vo budhiya aa gayi..ab kya hoga, kaise gate kholne jaau,..?

Raj—tension mat lo didi, main hu na…aap apne kapde pahno aur ye lo tablet kha lo, isse aapka dard kam ho jayega.. main tab tak gate kholta hu.

Ragini—aaahhh..mujhse to utha bhi nahi ja raha..bahut dard ho raha hai.

Raj—ruko

Maine didi ko god me utha kar bathroom me chhod aaya aur phir bahar aa kar gate khola to samne uski saas kunti aur nanad renu aa kar khadi thi, unke sath ek inspector aur kuch hawaldar bhi the…mujhe dekhte hi renu gusse se meri taraf dekhne lagi.

Renu (tezi se)—yahi hai vo kamina, giraftar kar lo ise inspector..

Inspector—ohh, to ye hai..hawalwar arrest kar lo..

Renu (ghurte huye)—maine tujhse kaha tha na ki mujhse badatmizi tujhe bahut manhgi padegi..ab baki zindgi jail me bitana…ab ye mat puchna ki giraftari ka warrant hai ki nahi, kyon ki vo hum lekar aaye hain .
Inspector ki baat sun kar do hawaldar mujhe hathkadi pahnane ke liye aage badhe to meri awaz sun kar unke kadam vahi thahar gaye.

Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Jaha khade ho, vahi apni jagah par khade raho..(na me ungli hilate huye).. ”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

Kunti—dekha inspector iski majaal ?

Inspector (gusse me)—teri ye himmat ki hame gali deta hai..

Lekin uske baad jo hua, use dekh kar sabhi stabdh rah gaye…Vo inspector bade hi taav me aage badha aur jaise hi mere paas pahucha vaise hi..

Raj (jor se)—tadaakkkk…madarchod..bahra hai kya ? teri maa ko chodu..tujhe sunayi nahi diya ki maine kya kaha ?

Inspector ko thappad itna jor ka laga ki vo ulta niche dhadam se gir gaya aur uske muh se khoon aane ke sath sath aage ke do daant bhi lawde se mil gaye..aisa kuch ho jayega, iski unme se kisi ne kalpana bhi nahi ki thi.

Renu (shocked)—ye tune kya kiya ? ab to tujhe koi nahi bacha sakta..hawaldar, tum log dekh kya rahe ho, turant arrest kar lo ise..he is a criminal..pata nahi aise log police me kaha se bharti ho jate hain ?

Raj—apne sahab ka haal dekh rahe ho na, isliye aage badhne se pahle dhyan rakhna ki maine kaha kya tha..?

Renu ke baar baar bolne ke bavjud bhi unme se koi bhi aage nahi aaya to ye dekh kar renu aur uski maa ke chehre par thodi shikan nazar aane lagi magar unka ghamand abhi bhi apni jagah par tha. usne commissioner ko call laga diya..aur kuch der baat karne ke baad phone inspector ko pakda diya jo bechara adhamari halat me tha…udhar se comm. Usko pel raha tha aur idhar se inspector ji sir, ji sir kiye ja raha tha.

Inspector—ji sir, aap kuch aur policewale bhej dijiye.

Raj—abe kise phone kar raha hai bhosdi ke ?

Dusri taraf se commissioner ne kuch kaha, uske baad inspector ne darte huye phone mujhe pakda diya..

Inspector—lo baat karo..commissioner sahab ka phone hai..

Renu—haan, karwa do, ye bhi apne baap se jara baat kar hi le i means commissioner sahab se..

Maine ek nazar dono maa beti ki taraf dekha aur phir mushkurate huye phone le kar commissioner se baat karne laga.. tab tak ragini didi bhi kapde pahan kar vahi aa chuki thi.

Raj (phone par)—hello..

Commissioner—koun ho tum ? kis thane me duty hai tumhari ? ek to ladkiyo se badatmizi karte ho upar se ek policewale par hath utha kar tumne theek nahi kiya..tumhare liye behtar yahi hoga ki chupchap apne aap ko surrender kar do warna mujhe majburan tumhe shoot karne ka order dena padega.

Raj—mere khilaf ye warrant tune hi nikala tha ?

Commissioner—haan aur ye is tone me baat kar rahe ho tum ?

Raj—ek baar pahle iss state ke DGP se to baat kar le..phir main surrender kar dunga..

Commissioner (tezi se)—kyon tum koi mantri ya chief minister ho jo tumhare jaise criminal ke liye main dgp se baat karu ? ho koun tum ?

Raj—main koun hu, ye janna chahta hai na ? to bas itna naam hi kafi hai..”SAAND”..yahi bata dena dgp ko….vo tujhe achche se samjha denge mere baare me..

Uske baad call cut ho gaya..thodi der baad inspector ke paas uska phone aaya to usne usko khoob sunaya aur mujhse baat karwane ko kaha.

Inspector—sorry sir, mujhe maaf kar dijiye..mujhse bahut badi galti ho gayi…mujhe aapke baare me pata nahi tha..i’m sorry sir.

Dono maa beti hairan pareshan ho kar kabhi mujhe to kabhi inspector ko dekh rahi thi..unki samajh me kuch aa hi nahi raha tha ki ye ho kya raha hai ? khair maine phone le kar uska loudspeaker on kar diya aur commissioner se baat ki..mere kuch bolne se pahle hi vo gidgidane laga.

Commissioner—I’m sorry avinash rathore ji…mujhe ye malum nahi tha ki complain aapke baare me hai warna main warrant issue hi nahi karta..maine warrant cancle karne ke sath hi inspector ko vapis aane ko bol diya hai..I’m really sorry.

Commissioner ko mafi mangte sun kar dono maa beti hairan rah gayi…dono badi hi hairani se ankhe phad kar mujhe dekhne lagi jaise ki koi saanp dekh liya ho…ye baat alag hai ki unke samne saanp to nahi par saand jarur tha.

Raj—It’s ok commissioner sahab..lekin ek baar aap in vakil sahiba aur iski bakchodi maa ko itna jarur samjha dijiye ki agar aaj ke baad inhone ya inke ghar ke kisi bhi member ne meri bahan se kisi tarah ki ghatiya harkat to door oonchi awaz me baat tak na kare to warna main inn dono maa beti ki bur ka aisa bhosda banaunga ki inka phata hua bhosda dekh kar insaan to kya, kutta, billi bhi door bhag jayegenge.

Commissioner—aap renu ko phone dijiye. Main samjha deta hu..

Raj (phone, renu ko dete huye)—ye le bhosdi..kar baat..

Renu (hairan)—ji sir…

Commissioner (tez)—renu ji, aapne report likhane se pahle ye janna jaruri nahi samjha ki aap kiske khilaf report likha rahi hain ?

Renu—sir, achanak aapko ye kya ho gaya ? aapne use aise chhod kaise diya jabki vo mere aur meri

maa ke baare me kya bol raha tha, ye aapne khud suna hai..agar aap dar gaye hain iss criminal se to main court se order le aaungi.

Commissioner—court bhi unke khilaf nahi jayega..kyonki unke khilaf kisi bhi tarah ka action lene ka power sirf supreme court ko hai..agar tum apni bhalayi chahti ho to turant unse mafi maang lo warna apni barbadi ki jimmedar tum khud hogi.

Phir commissioner ne mere baare me use achchi tarah se bataya jise sun kar dono maa beti ki gaand se hawa nikalne lagi aur vo darr aur tension se ghabrane lagi.

Kunti (tension)—hame maaf kar do..anjane me galti ho gayi..

Renu—mujhe bhi..sorry

Raj—theek hai maaf kiya lekin kisi ne meri bahan se galat tone me baat ki to baki main kya karunga, ye sun hi chuki ho..

Dono—hum vada karte hain..

Raj—theek hai..chal ja mere liye coffee bana ke laa..

Renu—bhabhi, coffee le aaiye..

Raj—maine tujhse kaha hai, samjhi..

Renu—koun main ?

Raj—nahi to kya tera baap ayega banane..?

Renu (sakpaka kar)—lekin..mujhe banani nahi aati..

Raj (jor se doodh pakad kar)—bhosdi, free fokat ka kha kha kar itne bade bade doodh aur chutad ho gaye hain aur coffee banani nahi aati…nahi aati to aaj se banana chalu kar warna..

Kunti (darte huye)—beta, use chhod do..main bana deti hu..

Raj—theek hai, tu hi bana..main tab tak iske doodh hi daba leta hu..bahut bade bade ho gaye hain..

Renu—aaaahhhhh…chhodd..dijiye..dard hota hai..aaahhh..main banaungi..aaahhhh

Uske baad maine do teen baar kas kas ke uske doodh masal diye aur chhod diya…vo dono maa beti tezi se kitchen ki taraf bhagi ..renu to apne doodh sahlate huye gayi..main didi se baat karne laga..thodi der me uski saas coffee le kar aa gayi.. vo palat kar vapis jane lagi to maine use rok diya.

Raj—hmmm, achchi bani hai..kaha ja rahi hai, chal baith yaha ..vaise teri gaand bhi bahut badi ho gayi hai..kitno ka lund dalwaya hai gaand me ?

Kunti (niche dekhte huye)—beta aisi baate mat karo..main to tumhari maa jaisi hu..

Raj—meri bahan ke sath ek maa jaisa saluk kiya hai kabhi jo mujhse ummid kar rahi hai ?

Kunti—ab se dhyan rakhungi ..

Raj—suna hai ki tu apne bete ki dusri shadi karne wali hai ?

Kunti—majburi hai…agar nahi karungi to hamara khandan kaise chalega..aapki bahan to maa ban nahi sakti, isliye..

Raj (gusse se)—kisne kaha ki meri bahan maa nahi ban sakti ? namard tera beta hai aur dos meri bahan par ? vo jarur maa banegi..

Kunti—lekin kaise ?

Raj—main banaunga apni bahan ko maa..

Kunti (shocked)—kyaaaaa ?

Raj—tumne theek suna…meri bahan, apne iss chote bhai ke bachche ki maa banegi..

Kunti (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai ? ye to paap hai..

Raj—tujhe khandan ka varis hi chahiye na ? to main de raha hu..isme dikkat kya hai ? ya phir tere bete ki namardangi ke baare me poori duniya ko bata du ?

Kunti—nahi..nhi..aisa mat karna..warna mere ghar ki bahut badnami hogi…sharam se hum sabko aatma hatya karni padegi..

Raj—tabhi to main tumhare khandan ki izzat bachana chahta hu..apni bahan ko maa bana kar..bol manzur hai ? ya phir batau sab ko tere bete ke baare me ?

Kunti—nhi..nahi..aisa mat karna..main tumhare aage hath jodti hu…tum jaisa kahoge, mujhe manzur hai..

Raj—good

Kunti—lekin duniya wale kya kahenge ?

Raj—isiliye ye baat sirf hamare beech hi rahegi..

Kunti—theek hai..mujhe manzur hai..main apne bete ko mana lungi.

Ragini didi jo ki meri baat se hairan ho kar mujhe dekh rahi thi ab tak, apni saas ki baat sun kar unke chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi.

Raj—achcha ye bata ki “Seth Sethaain Baarah Jodi, Seth Ka Kurta Lamba…Upar Se Sethaain Moote, Seth Kahe Har Ganga”
‘’सेठ सेठाइन बारह जोड़ी, सेठ का कुर्ता लम्बा ----ऊपर से सेठाइन मूतै, सेठ कहे हर गंगा’’ iss paheli ka kya matlab hona chahiye ?

Kunti—mujhe nahi malum

Raj—nahi pata to dusri paheli “Agal Bagal Chaara , Beech Mein Indaara ”
“अगल बगल चारा(घास) , बीच में इंदारा (बड़ा कुआं)” iska to malum hi hoga ?

Kunti—nahi

Raj—ye bhi nahi pata..koi baat nahi…chal ye bata ki tere sasur ne yaha shift hone se pahle jo ghar kharida tha, vo kaha par hai ? ab mat kahna ki nahi malum, warna..

Kunti—uss manhoos jagah ko to kab ka hamne bech diya ..

Raj (chounk kar)—bech diya ? kise bech diya ?

Kunti—vo aaj se****saal pahle hamne vo ghar ******* ko bech diya tha..

Raj (shocked)—whattttt ? ye…ye kaise mumkin hai ? ye impossible hai…ye nahi ho sakta..

Kunti—main sach kah rahi hu…hamne isi naam ke admi ko becha tha…vo bhi bahut saste daam par..


Kunti ne jis shakhs ka naam liya, use sun kar main hairan rah gaya..mujhe to jaise apne kaano par vishwash hi nahi ho raha tha ki kya ye sach ho sakta hai ? phir na jane kya soch kar mere chehre par vijyi mushkan ubhar aayi, aise jaise ki maine lagbhag haari huyi bahut badi jung jeet li ho.

शानदार जबरदस्त लाजवाब भाई

 

[Andyking]

SAAND
UPDATE-296​

Kunti ne jis shakhs ka naam liya, use sun kar main hairan rah gaya..mujhe to jaise apne kaano par vishwash hi nahi ho raha tha ki kya ye sach ho sakta hai ? phir na jane kya soch kar mere chehre par vijyi mushkan ubhar aayi, aise jaise ki maine lagbhag haari huyi bahut badi jung jeet li ho.

Ab Aage……

Uske baad main ragini didi ko kuch din abhi vahi par rukne ko bol kar uski sasural se nikal gaya…DGP ko bol kar maine apne liye dusri gadi manga li thi..raste me mere mobile par kisi ka call aaya jo ki prem pujari ka tha isliye maine pick kar liya aur usko vahi par aane ko kaha jaha par maine sadhana (sheetal) ke sath vo ghatna hote dekhi thi.

Main jab uss ghatna wali jagah par pahucha to mujhe vaha par apni chodu team ke member prem pujari aur sorbobhuk pahle se hi khade huye dikhayi diye.

Raj—kisi ka phone kyon nahi lag raha tha ? kaha hain baki sab ?

Sorbobhuk—yaar, kisi ka kuch pata nahi chal raha aur na hi phone lag raha hai..mujhe to lagta hai ki kahi vo sab black star ke bichhaye kisi jaal me ulajh kar kisi musibat me na phans gaye ho ?

Raj—kya matlab ?

Sorbobhuk—amilpur se nikalne wali chodu gang se bhi contact nahi ho raha hai..sirf rajasthan me jab vo enter huye the tab baat huyi thi uske baad se unka phone bhi band aa raha hai.

Raj—agar aisa kuch ho gaya to sab gadbad ho jayega…

Sorbobhuk—amtul, siraj, iron man, jitu ye sabhi tumhare piche hi amilpur se nikal aaye the magar kisi ka pata nahi chal raha..aur tum kaha chale gaye the ?

Prem—sheetal didi theek to hain na bhai ? vo tumhe mili kya ?

Sorbobhuk—haan, yaar hame bahut tension ho rahi hai. Batao na sheetal didi theek to hain na ? hum kabse tumhe dhoond rahe hain..

Didi ka naam sunte hi meri ankho ke samne vahi drishya ubhar aaya jisse mere seene me asahneey dard umadne laga aur ankho me nami utar aayi.

Prem—raj, kya hua bata na ? kya hua didi ko ?

Sorbobhuk—haan bhai, bata na, sab theek to hai na ? kuch to bol..

Raj (nam ankhe)—kuch bhi theek nahi hai yaar

Dono—kya matlab ?

Phir maine unko sab bataya jo kuch maine dekha tha aur jo kuch hua tha mere sath…vo sab batate huye meri ankho se lagatar anshuo ki ladi bahe ja rahi thi.

Prem—kyaaa? Tab to hame jaldi se jaldi didi ko talash karna chahiye isse pahle ki vo harami abhay apne napak iraado me kamyab ho jaye.

Raj—didi abhay ke kabze me nahi hain.

Sorbobhuk—ye tum kaise kah sakte ho jabki raghuhalkal ne to clear bataya tha na ? usse dubara baat huyi kya ?

Raj—nahi, uska phone bhi nahi lag raha...ho sakta hai ki black star ne usko pehchan liya ho ?

Prem—tab to hame yaha time barbad karne ki bajaye turant pahle didi ko talash karna chahiye...kidhar le gaye honge didi ko vo log ?

Raj—abhi hum uss (kunti ke bataye ghar) jagah jayenge jiska uss wasiyat aur inn paheliyo se kuch na kuch sambandh jarur hai.

Prem (thoda gusse se)—ye kya bakwas kar rahe ho raj ? yaha sheetal didi musibat me hain aur tumhe aise samay me wasiyat ki padi huyi hai ? mujhe yakin nahi ho raha hai ki jo sheetal didi ki ankho me anshu ki ek boond nahi dekh pata tha, vahi raj unhe iss halat me chhod kar paise ke piche bhag raha hai ? tum aisa soch bhi kaise sakte ho ? didi itne din se lapata hain aur tum yaha vaha bur chodte phir rahe ho…mujhe to lagta hai ki tum hamare vo dost raj ho hi nahi jise hum jante the warna didi ki halat sun kar vo ab tak taandav macha chuka hota.

Sorbobhuk—prem sahi kah raha hai raj..main iss samay wasiyat ke piche jane ke paksh me nahi hu balki hame didi ko bachana chahiye warna anarth ho jayega..black star aur abhay dono apne maqsad me kamyab ho jayenge…agar sheetal hi nahi rahi to wasiyat mil bhi gayi to kis kaam ki ?

Raj (nam ankhe)—tum dono ko kya lagta hai ki jiski ankh me main anshu tak nahi dekh pata tha, usko iss halat me dekh kar mujhe koi khushi ho rahi hogi ? arrey, main sabke samne hasta hu, bolta hu, ye sab bas dikhawa hai mere dost kyonki meri sab bahan mere hi bharose par hain, mere liye unhone bahut dukh sahe hain, agar main hi himmat haar kar toot gaya to vah sabhi samay se pahle hi jeete ji mar jayengi.

Prem—to kya sheetal didi ko yu hi marne ke liye chhod doge ?

Sorbobhuk—mana ki baki sabne bhi dukh sahe hain lekin un sabki tulna sheetal didi se to nahi ho sakti na ? kya iss samay tumhara farz sheetal didi ko pahle bachana nahi hai jo tum abhi bhi wasiyat ke chakkar me pade ho ?

Raj (bhigi palke)—tumhe kya lagta hai ki sheetal didi ko dhoondne jaoge to bacha loge ? nahi mere dost, hum sirf parchhayi ke peechhe daudte rah jayenge, hath kuch nahi ayega…didi ko uss haal me dekh kar mere dil par kya beet rahi hai, ye main bata nahi paunga…lekin didi ko bachane ke liye wasiyat tak pahuchna bahut jaruri hai, uske bina hum kuch nahi kar payenge.

Prem (gusse me)—aur tab tak vo abhay unke jism ko noch noch kar khata rahega ? yahi chahte ho tum ?

Raj (tezi se)—aisa hone se pahle main upar ja kar uss madarchod ki maa chod dalunga.. didi ki ankho se gire anshu ke ek ek boond ki saugandh, main black star aur abhay ka vo haal karunga ki khud mout bhi aisi bhayanak mout dekh kar kaamp uthegi.

Sorbobhuk—agar aisa hai to phir tum akhir karna kya chahte ho ? na tum didi ko bachane jana chahte ? na hi abhay ko thikane lagane de rahe ho ? meri to kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai.

Raj (ankho me anshu)—didi, abhay ke kabze me nahi hain..

Prem—ye tum kaise kah sakte ho ? jabki raghuhalkal ne saaf saaf to bataya tha ki black star aaj unhe abhay ke hawale karne wala hai ?

Raj—kyonki blck star aisi galti kabhi nahi karega..maine usko 13 din ka altimatum diya tha, aur vo ye baat achchi tarah se janta hai ki wasiyat use dhoond kar sirf main hi de sakta hu, agar didi ko koi nuksan hua to use isse hamesha ke liye hath dhona pad jayega..vaise bhi usne 13 din tak didi ko koi nuksan na pahuchane ka vada kiya tha…aise me vo didi ko abhay ke hawale kabhi nahi karega…aur abhi to aaj 10th​ din hi hai, abhi bhi teen din baki hain.

Sorbobhuk—aur tumne uss harami ki baat par yakin kar liya ? iski vajah ?

Raj—shayad tumne abhi black star ko samjha nahi hai..lekin jaha tak maine jana hai ki usme bahut burayi hain, bahut khatarnak hai, inn sabke bavjud usme ek khoobi bhi hai aur vo ye hai ki black star, apne vaade ka bahut pakka hai… dusri vajah ye bhi hai ki uska maqsad didi nahi balki wasiyat hasil karna hai aur vo aisa kar ke apne pair me kulhadi nahi maarega kyonki vo itna to jaan hi chuka hai ki ye saand bhi apne vaade ka pakka hai…isliye main janta hu ki 13 din tak didi ki izzat me vo aanch nahi aane dega.

Prem—chalo agar tumhari baat maan bhi le to aage ka kya socha hai tumne ? hamare chodu sathiyo ke sath kya kiya black star ne, aur unhe kaha le gaya, hum to ye bhi nahi jante ? aisi halat me hum black star ka muqabla kaise karenge ? jiske baare me hame kuch nahi malum..phir didi ko kaise bachayenge uske changul se ?

Raj—kal tak use koi nahi janta tha lekin ab vo mere liye anjan nahi hai…black star koun hai, uska agla plan kya hoga ? ye sab ka kuch kuch andaza to ho gaya hai..do din aur jee lene do usko..aaj se teesra din uski mout ke sath sath uski 13vi ka bhi hoga.

Dono (chounk kar)—kyaa ? tum jaan gaye ki koun hai ?

Raj—abhi confirm nahi hu..

Sorbobhuk—akhir koun hai ye madarchod black star ?

Raj—vahi to confirm karne ja raha hu…koi bhi black star ho sakta hai, tum dono me se bhi ho sakta hai..ya phir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki ..Main hi Black Star hu..

Prem—ufff..aage ka plan kya hai ? kya hum chodu gang ko talash kare ?

Raj—nahi, itna time nahi hai hamare paas..abhi uss ghar ko dekhna hai..

Uske baad hum teeno ragini didi ki saas ki batayi jagah ki taraf chal pade…abhi hum kuch door hi gaye the ki tabhi kahi se ek tez dhamake ki awaz sunayi padi..jise sun kar hamara dhyan bhi barbas hi uss taraf chala gaya..kuch aur aage jane par tabhi na jane kaha se ek admi aa kar hamari gadi se takra kar niche gir pada…hamne utar ke dekha to chounk gaye kyon ki ye Iron man tha jo kafi ghayal avastha me tha.

Prem—ye to iron man hai..kya hua ise ? lagta hai ki ye bohosh ho gaya hai..?

Sorbobhuk ne jaldi se gadi me se pani ki bottle nikal kar uske chehre par pani chhidka to tab ja kar use hosh aaya..hosh me aate hi vo ghabra kar uth baitha.

Iron man (ghabra kar)—kkk…koun hai ? paas aaye to bhosdi ke…gaand me bomb laga ke uda dunga..

Raj—iron man kya hua ? aur tum yaha aur iss haal me kaise ?

Iron man (dard me)—aaahhhh…raaajjjj…tummm..theek to ho na..?

Raj—haan, main theek hu..lekin tum ?

Iron man—hum sab tumhara picha karte huye aa rahe the ki tabhi raste me kuch log sheetal didi ko jabran ghasit kar le jate dekha to hamne tumhara picha karna chhod kar unse bhid gaye lekin vo madarchod, bata nahi kis mitti ke bane the, hamari maar ka unpar koi asar hi nahi hua…ulta sabne peet peet kar hamari gaand lal kar di..aur uske baad hame adhmara aur behosh kar ke hum sabko alag alag disha me gadi ke piche baandh kar ghisitte huye na jane kis ko kaha le gaye…mujhe jab hosh aaya to khud ko iss jungle me ek ped se bandha hua paya..badi mushkil se unn madarchodo ki gaand me bomb phod kar vaha se bhaga hu…aaaahhhh….bahut mara madarchodo ne…aaaahhhh..haddi pasli tod dali..aaaahh

Prem—iska matlab ki hamara andaza sahi nikla, chodu gang iss samay black star ke kabze me hai..

Raj—uski black army ke..

Iron man—lekin tumhare sir me ye patti kyon bandhi hai ? kya tum bhi pele gaye ? vo saale mera picha karte aate hi honge..chalo jaldi yaha se... Warna Hum To Pele Hi Gaye...Tum Sab Bhi Pele Jaoge… aaahhh

Raj—Saand Ko Kabhi Koi Nahi Pelta, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki Kisi Ne Saand Ko Pela Ho ?…Lekin Saand Sabki Pelta Hai.

Uske baad iron man ko bhi sath lekar hum aage badh chale..raste me maine use bhi vahi sab bataya jo prem aur sorbobhuk ko bataya tha.

Prem—lekin yaar ek baat samajh nahi aayi ki jab tum behosh ho gaye the tab tumhare sir me patti kisne baandhi ? aur phir tumhe vahi road par hi chhod kar chala gaya..aisa kyon ?

Raj—ye baat to meri bhi samajh me nahi aayi yaar.

Aise hi baate karte huye hum akhir uss jagah par pahuch hi gaye..lekin vaha to har taraf ghani jhadiyo ke alawa kuch bhi dikhayi nahi pad raha tha…bade bade jungli ped charo taraf phaile huye the.

Prem—yaar, yaha to kuch bhi nahi hai..

Sorbobhuk—haan bhai..ye to jungle hai..yaha ghar kaha ho sakta hai ? jarur usne tumhe ullu bana diya..

Raj—nahi, hona to yahi chahiye..chalo aage chal kar dekhte hain..lekin hoshiyar rahna..koi khatra bhi ho sakta hai vaha..

Hum jhadiyo ko raste se hatate huye aage badhne ka rasta banate banate chalte gaye…aise hi chalte chalte thodi doori par kuch khandahar jaisa kuch nazar aaya.

Iron man—lagta hai ki vahi hoga..

Raj—hmmm..chalo dekhte hain..

Hamne tezi se kadam badhate huye akhir uss toote phute ghar tak ka rasta tay kar hi liya..lekin vaha pahuch kar jaise hi hamne uss khandahar me ghusne ke liye apne kadam aage badhaye ki tabhi achanak…

शानदार जबरदस्त भाई

 

[Andyking]

SAAND
UPDATE-297 ​

Hum jhadiyo ko raste se hatate huye aage badhne ka rasta banate banate chalte gaye…aise hi chalte chalte thodi doori par kuch khandahar jaisa kuch nazar aaya.

Iron man—lagta hai ki vahi hoga..

Raj—hmmm..chalo dekhte hain..

Hamne tezi se kadam badhate huye akhir uss toote phute ghar tak ka rasta tay kar hi liya..lekin vaha pahuch kar jaise hi hamne uss khandahar me ghusne ke liye apne kadam aage badhaye ki tabhi achanak…

Ab aage…….

Meri nazar uss lagbhag dharashayi ho chuke khandhar par padi to main kuch pal ke liye chounk kar rah gaya…uski banawat hi kuch iss tarah ki thi ki mera use dekh kar chounkna swabhavik hi tha…uss ghar ke ya phir sahi shabdo me use ghar ki bajaye aalishan mahal kahna hi adhik upyukt hoga kyonki vah kafi bade bhu-bhag par bana hua tha jiski teen taraf ki deeware aadhi gir chuki thi…vah ghar ya mahal paanch kono ki sanrachna se banaya gaya tha.

Raj (hairan, mann me)—ye ghar paanch kono wala kyon hai ? ise aisa banane ke piche kya vajah ho sakti hai ?

Prem—raj kya soch me pad gaye ? andar chalna hai ya phir vapis lout chale ?

Iron—iss khandahar me aane ka kya matlab hai yaar ? yaha andar pata saanp ya bichchoo bhi ho sakte hain, black army se to kisi taraf bach ke aa gaya lekin agar inhone ek baar kaat liya to bachna mushkil hai.

Raj—pata nahi yaar bas mann me iss ghar ko dekhne ki ichcha huyi to chala aaya..ab jab yaha tak aa hi gaye hain to ek baar andar chal ke bhitar ka nazara bhi dekh hi lete hain.

Sorbobhuk—theek hai chalo phir lekin savdhan rahna kya pata andar kaisa khatra ho..

Raj—hmmm..chalo..

Hum savdhani se beech me jagah jagah lage huye jaalo ko hatate huye andar aa gaye…lekin vaha malbe ke atirikt kuch bhi nazar nahi aa raha tha ..haan, itna jarur tha ki ghar double manzil ka bana hua tha…dono hi manzil ke kuch avshesh ab bhi shesh the, chhat jarur gir gayi thi.

Upar wali manzil par six room ke sath ladies bathroom tha aur uske hi niche ground floor par gents bathroom aur itne hi kamre bane huye the…hamne vaha kuch der tak ghum phir kar dekha kintu kuch bhi hairatangej baat nazar me nahi aayi to hum vaha se vapis lout aaye.

Sorbobhuk—main pahle hi kahta tha ki yaha aana bevkoofi hai..hame sheetal didi ke sath sath ab chodu gang ko bhi talash karna hai aur samay bahut kam hai hamare paas.

Iron—mere khyal se hame ab planning kar ke sheetal didi aur chodu gang ko khojna chahiye, aisa karne se hum charo me se kisi na kisi ko to kamyabi mil hi jayegi…warna ek hi disha me bhatakte rahenge aur vaha vo black star apne manshubo me safal ho jayega.

Raj—nahi yaar, alag alag jane me risk hai.

Iron—hamare paas dusra koi chaara bhi to nahi hai..ya phir tumhare paas koi plan ho to batao..

Raj—prem bhai, tum abhay aur uski haweli par nazar rakho…sorbobhuk aur iron man tum dono chodu gang ko talash karne ke sath sath unse contact karne ki koshish karo aur main sheetal didi ki khoj karta hu.

Teeno—ok

Raj—aur haan, apne phone on rakhna..

Iske baad plan final hote hi sab apne apne kaam me bataye anusar lag gaye..prem, abhay ki haweli ki taraf chala gaya.. baki dono chodu gang ki talash me nikal gaye aur main apne kaam me lag gaya lekin mera mann behad ashant ho raha tha.. nirasha mere upar havi ho rahi thi.

Mere paas sirf teen din ka samay bacha tha aur ab tak main apni talash me jaha se chala tha, apne aap ko vahi khada pa raha tha, black star ki koi pahchan mere paas nahi thi aise me do din baad use khatam karna bahut kathin kaam lagne laga tha.

Raj (mann me)—mujhe lag raha tha ki unn paheliyo ka kuch na kuch sambandh jarur hona chahiye uss ghar se lekin uss ghar me to kuch nahi mila, jaisa mujhe laga tha..ab kya karu, kaise apni manzil tak pahuchu ? mere paas aaj ko chhod kar do hi din ka time hai aur ab tak black star ya phir wasiyat ke baare me meri jankari lund bate paratha hi hai…ragini didi ki bhosdi saas ne jis shakhs ka naam liya tha, vo sun kar mujhe poora yakin tha ki yaha kuch to jarur milega jiska mere maqsad se bahut gahra sambandh hai lekin vaha jane ke baad khali lawda hilate vapis aana pada..agar do din me maine wasiyat ko khoj kar uss madarchod ke hawale nahi kiya to meri sadhana nahi bachegi aur vo madarchod phir na jane kya karega sadhana ke sath..

Raj (ghabra kar)—nahii..nahi..main apni sadhana ko kuch nahi hone dunga..mujhe har haal me unhe bachana hoga..chahe isme meri jaan hi kyon na chali jaye..haan, mujhe bachana hi hoga…lekin kaise ? koi surag bhi to hath nahi lag raha ? kab tak andhere me bhatakta rahunga ? ab kaha se talash shuru karu ? (kuch soch kar) kyon na iss ghar ke baare me pata lagau, shayad kuch nayi jankari mil jaye ? dusra koi rasta bhi samajh me nahi aa raha hai, ab risk lena hi padega mujhe.aap chinta mat karna didi, main har haal me aapko bachaunga, agar aisa nahi kar paya to meri jaan jana bhi nishchit hai.

Mann hi mann kuch soch kar main uss ghar se nazdik ke ilako me ja ja kar uss ghar ke baare me puchtach karne laga, lekin ek to ye ghar bahut purana tha dusra new generation ko iske baare me malum nahi tha aur teesra, ye bhag main abadi ke hatkar tha isliye koi bhi iss ghar ke baare me kuch thos jankari de pane me asmarth the.

Raj (tension se mann me)—sale sab ke sab madarchod hain…inki maa ko chodu kisi ko kuch malum hi nahi hai uss ghar ke baare me…pardada ji tumhari maa ka bhosda..itni paheliya likh kar meri upar ja kar gaand marwa raha hai bhosdike aur yaha main chutiya bana ghum raha hu…lagta hai ki tu apni wasiyat bhi gaand me daal ke le gaya hoga ? ab kya karu, kaha jaau, kisse puchu ? …kyon na golu madari se pata karu ? ho sakata hai ki shayad use kuch malum ho ? akhir vo har jagah ghumta phirta rahta tha..(kuch yaad aate hi)..lekin vo madarchod bhi to ghar se bahut samay se gayab tha..kya pata vapis louta hoga ya nahi ? phir bhi ja kar ek baar dekhne me kya harz hai..ho sakta hai ki vapis aa gaya ho ?

Phir mann me golu madari se hi milne ka faisla kar ke main uske gaon ki taraf chal pada lekin vaha pahuch kar bhi mere hath nirasha hi aayi kyonki abhi bhi uske ghar me taala latka hua mila..phir kuch vichar kar ke main ussi budhiya ke yaha chala gaya jisne mujhe golu madari aur naina ke gayab hone ke vishay me bataya tha…Mujhe dekhte hi vo behad khush huyi.

Raj—maayi, naina aur baba vapis aaye ki nahi ? unke ghar me abhi tak taala laga hua hai ?

Budhiya—kaha aaye beta..na jane dono baap beti kaha chale gaye..? jab se gaye hain tab se unka koi ata pata nahi hai.

Raj—(mann me)..kyon na isse hi puch kar dekha jaye, shayad kuch pata ho ?

Budhiya—tum baitho beta, main tumhare liye kuch khane pine ko lati hu.

Raj—nahi..nahi maayi..mujhe abhi bhukh nahi hai..achcha maayi..ek baat puchni thi aapse..

Budhiya—haan, pucho beta..tumhe to maine bachpan se apni god me khilaya hai..mujhse kuch puchne ke liye tumhe aagya lene ki jarurat nahi hai beta..pucho..

Phir maine usse vahi ghar ke baare me pucha lekin usne jo bataya vo mere liye kafi hairan karne wala tha..

Budhiya—mujhe jyada kuch to pata nahi hai lekin maine apni saas aur ek baar golu madari ke muh se ye baat jarur suni thi ki vo mahal numa bada ghar rajasthan ke ek bahut bade admi ne banwaya tha..poore rajasthan me unhe seth ji ke naam se jana jata tha…unke 12 ladke the aur unki 12 biwiya sabhi ek sath sanyukt pariwar me rahte the..unke bade bete (pardada) ko chhod kar baki sabhi nikamme aur aiyyash the, isliye unhone marte samay apni poori jaydad apne bade bete (pardada) ke naam kar gaye..unke marne ke kuch samay baad se hi baki bhai jaydad par apna kabza jamane ke liye kshadyantra rachne lage..lekin phir na jane kya hua ki vo sab ek ek kar ke uss ghar se achanak hi gayab ho kar kaha chale gaye ? bas mujhe isse jyada nahi malum..

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaa..12 ladke the aur unki 12 biwiya ?

Budhiya—haan, har ladke ki ek biwi..lekin tum ye sab kyon puch rahe ho ? golu bhi jab dekho uss ghar ke baare me meri saas se puchta rahta tha.

Raj—bas aise hi…lekin aapki saas ko ye sab kaise malum tha ?

Budhiya—kyon meri saas ki saas uss ghar me naukrani ka kaam karti thi isliye thoda bahut meri saas ko unki saas ne bataya hoga aur meri saas ne mujhe.

Raj—ohhh ..(mann me)..kahi uss paheli ka sambandh inn 12 ladko aur unki 12 biwiyo se to nahi hai ? kya thi paheli..? haan, yaad aaya..

“Seth Sethaain Baarah Jodi, Seth Ka Kurta Lamba…Upar Se Sethaain Moote, Seth Kahe Har Ganga”

‘’सेठ सेठाइन बारह जोड़ी, सेठ का कुर्ता लम्बा ----ऊपर से सेठाइन मूतै, सेठ कहे हर गंगा”

Uske baad main thodi der aur idhar udhar ki baate karne ke baad main vaha se rawana ho gaya phir se uss ghar me jane ke liye..pahuchte pahuchte ab tak sham ka andhera ho chala tha..maine mobile ki torch on kar ke uss ghar me phir se ek nayi ummid ke sath ghus gaya.

Raj (mann me)—agar iss paheli ka sambandh iss ghar se hai to iska (paheli ka) matlab kya hai ? seth, sethaain 12 jodi ka matlab to samajh aa gaya lekin seth ka kurta lamba aur upar se sethaain moote, seth kahe har ganga..iska kya arth hua ? kya pardada madarchod, lamba kurta pahanta tha ?..iski maa ko chodu, inn paheliyo ne to mood ki gaand maar ke rakh di hai.

Main mobile torch ki roshni me vaha toote phute har kamre me ghum ghum kar dekhne laga magar kuch bhi aisa nazar nahi aa raha tha jisse ki mujhe koi aage ka rasta samajh me aaye..kintu tabhi mere dimag ki batti thoda jali..

Raj (achanak hi)—ek minute..ek minute…seth ka kurta lamba se kahi matlab bade kamre se to nahi hai, jo shayad pardada ka raha ho ? aur ‘Upar se sethaain moote, seth kahe har ganga’ iska matlab bathroom se ho ? kyonki ladies bathroom upar hai aur gents ka niche..to saaf jahir hai ki ladies upar wale bathroom ko hi mootne ke liye use karti rahi hogi aur gents niche ka nahane aur mootne ke liye use karte honge ?..haan, yahi raha hoga..lekin phir bhi paheli ka pardadi ke upar se mootne aur pardada ke niche nahane se kya sambandh ho sakta hai ? jo bhi ho par kuch to jarur hai..chalo pahle bathroom hi dekh liya jaye..

Main bari bari se dono bathroom dekhne laga magar kuch samajh nahi aaya to bahar aa kar room check karne laga..niche ka ek room jarur baki ke muqable kafi bada tha to main usko hi dekhne me ghanta bhar laga raha lekin iski maa ko chodu, kuch samajh nahi aaya..akhir thak haar kar vapis ek jagah baith gaya aur sochne laga.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod, kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha..chalo dusri paheli ke baare me sochta hu isko maa chudane do apni…kya thi dusri paheli..? haan, yaad aaya…

“Agal Bagal Chaara , Beech Mein Indaara ”

“अगल बगल चारा (घास) , बीच में इंदारा (बड़ा कुआं)”

Raj (mann me)—ab bhala iska kya matlab ho sakta hai madarchod..? agal bagal chaara aise likh diya jaise ki jhaant ho..( kuch yaad aate hi)..arrey haan, kahi iska matlab ‘BUR’ to nahi hai ? jarur bur hi hona chahiye…agal bagal jhaant, beech me bur ka gaddha…jarur yahi hai..bur hi hona chahiye iska jawab..lekin wasiyat ka bur se kya lena dena ? ya phir ye paheli pahli paheli se sambandhit ho ? ..(sochte huye)..agar inn dono paheliyo ko jod kar dekha jaye to sethaain (pardadi) upar se mootti hai aur pardada niche naha raha hota hai aise me pardadi ki bur kaha par hogi ?..toilet sheet ke upar..good. mil gaya jawab..

Main turant vaha se uth kar upar wale bathroom me gaya aur toilet sheet ko nikalne ka jugad karne laga..jab kuch jugad hath nahi laga to vaha pade huye patthar se usko todne ki koshish me jut gaya..akhir meri mehnat rang layi…toilet sheet jaise hi tooti, maine usko ukhad liya..lekin madarchod, kuch nahi mila.

Raj (mann me)—iss pardada ki maa ka bhosda madarchod..yaha kuch nahi hai..phaltu me mehnat karwa diya bhosdi ke ne..iski sethaain (pardadi) ko chodu..pardadi ki bur me to kuch nahi mila..ab chal ke pardada ka lawda todta hu..

Uske baad main pardada ko mann me dhero gaaliya dete huye niche wale bathroom me aa gaya aur vaha tod phod karne laga..lekin bathroom ke farsh ki jaise hi ek jagah ki tiles tooti to jaise mere dil me umang ki ek nayi lahar paida ho gayi… vaha tiles ke niche lagbhag ek hath ki gahrayi par ek golakar wall (chakri type) laga hua dikhayi diya.

Raj (hairan)—ab ye kya hai madarchod ? kahi phir se to koi paheli nahi mil jayegi bhagwan..bachana iss baar..paheli mat dena ab ki..chalo isko ghuma ke dekhta hu..ho sakta hai ki pani ke pipe ka wall ho lekin agar aisa hai to isko itni khufiya jagah par lagane ki kya jarurat thi ? chalo jo hoga dekha jayega..pardadi ki bur ka naam le kar isko ghuma hi deta hu..

Maine vaha hath daal kar uss wall ko ghumana chaha lekin vo madarchod tas se mas nahi hua..ye dekh kar maine aav dekha na taav gusse se ek bada patthar utha kar uske upar thok diya….vo kahte hain na ki laato ke bhoot baato se nahi mante..aisa hi hua, patthar lagte hi uss madarchod ki gaand phat gayi..

Iss baar maine jaise hi ghumane ke liye thoda jor lagaya to vah karr..karr ki awaz ke sath ghum gaya..lekin agle hi pal chounkne ki bari meri thi.

शानदार जबरदस्त भाई

 

[Andyking]

SAAND
UPDATE-298​

Maine vaha hath daal kar uss wall ko ghumana chaha lekin vo madarchod tas se mas nahi hua..ye dekh kar maine aav dekha na taav gusse se ek bada patthar utha kar uske upar thok diya….vo kahte hain na ki laato ke bhoot baato se nahi mante..aisa hi hua, patthar lagte hi uss madarchod ki gaand phat gayi..

Iss baar maine jaise hi ghumane ke liye thoda jor lagaya to vah karr..karr ki awaz ke sath ghum gaya..lekin agle hi pal chounkne ki bari meri thi.

Ab aage…….

Uss wheel ko ghumate hi bathroom ke beecho beech ki farsh andar ki taraf dhansne lagi aur kuch hi der me uss jagah par ek gahra gaddha nazar aane laga…ye dekh kar main chounk gaya..sabse badi baat ki uss jagah se farsh ke hatne ke dauran jara bhi awaz nahi huyi.

Maine turant uth kar uss jagah par gaya aur mobile torch ki roshni uss gaddhe par dalne laga to vaha par lagbhag 50 mtr gahra gaddha dikhayi pada jo ki niche se left side ki taraf mud raha tha..aisa lag raha tha jaise ki vaha se koi surang nikali gayi ho.

Raj (shocked)—madarchod, ye kya lafda hai ? mujhe niche ja kar dekhna chahiye..

Ye soch kar main turant hi uss gadde me koond gaya..lekin vaha par jaisa maine socha tha, vaisa kuch bhi nahi tha.. kahi koi surang nazar nahi aa rahi thi..kintu ek badi si chonch jarur dikhayi de rahi thi...magar mujhe nahi malum tha ki meri har harkat par kisi ki paini nigahe jami huyi thi..vaha bahar lage ek ped par baitha ek ullu meri har gatividhi par nazare gadaye baitha tha.

Raj—yaha to madarchod koi surang vurang nahi hai...phir madarchod pardada ne ye gaddha kya apni maa chudwane ko banwaya tha ? kahi iss chonch ke andar bhi to kuch nahi hai ? ho sakta hai ki andar jane ka rasta yahi chonch me se ho ?

Maine uss chonch ko bahut kholne ki koshish ki lekin vah nahi khula..yaha tak ki uske upar do chaar patthar bhi patke lekin koi fayda nahi hua.

Raj—ye bhosdi ka khul kyon nahi raha..iski maa ko chodu ...

Maine bahut prayas kiye kholne ke lekin koi matlab nahi nikla..vahi niche baith kar main usko gaaliya dene laga..

Tabhi meri nazar vaha ek kinare par lage ek switch par gayi to utsuktavash jaise hi maine use dabaya vaise hi uss chonch ka munh khul kar phailne laga aur kuch hi samay me vaha se andar jane ka ek rasta kintu chota nazar aane laga.

Agle hi pal jaise hi uss chonch ke bhitar maine mobile torch ki roshni focus ki to mera yakeen sahi nikla..vaha se ek lambi surang bani huyi thi..maine kuch door tak uss surang ke bhitar ja kar dekha..surang me ghusne ka munh kafi chhota tha lekin jab main uske andar gaya to vah andar se itni badi thi ki koi usme se khade ho kar bade aaraam se gujar sakta tha.

Raj (shocked)—wah ! gajab ka khufiya rasta banaya tha gandu pardada ne…ab samajh me aaya ki ‘Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara’ ka kya matlab hai..upar wale bathroom me pardadi apni jhaanto wali bur se mootti thi, theek ussi ke niche, bathroom me ye surang bani hai..agar bathroom me surang mil sakti hai to pardada ke kamre me bhi kuch milna chahiye…iss surang ko aage baad me dekhta hu..pahle kamre ki talashi le lu.

Uss gaddhe se bahar nikal kar maine usko pahle ki tarah hi band kar diya aur pardada ke room me aa gaya…jo ki paheli ke anusar mujhe laga thaki shayad yahi unka room raha hoga..lekin vaha kamre me charo taraf mitti aur patthar bhare pade the, aise me kuch bhi talash karna behad tedhi kheer thi. ..phir bhi main vaha ka malba hata hata kar poori raat tod phod karne me laga raha lekin lund kuch hath nahi laga.

Main nirash ho kar ek jagah baith gaya..poori raat tod phod karne se thak chuka tha..vaise hi baithe baithe na jane kab ankh lag gayi…jab aankh khuli to subah ho chuki thi…din ki roshni me sab kuch saaf saaf nazar aa raha tha…maine karib do ghante phir se apna talashi abhiyan jari rakha lekin jab kuch nahi mila to chhod diya.

Raj (mann me)—yaha to madarchod kuch bhi nahi mil raha…maa chudane do..philhal to jo mila hai, ussi ke sahare aage badhta hu…jara dekhu to ye surang mujhe kaha tak le jati hai aur iska kya raaz hai ?

Maine dubara uss surang me jane ka rasta khola aur phir usme ghus gaya..surang me kayi jagah jahreele saanpo se samna hua magar main kisi tarah khud ko unse bachate huye aage badhta raha…lagbhag do ghanta chalne ke baad vo surang paanch bhaago me bant gayi matlab ki vaha se paanch surang aur bhi bani huyi thi..ye dekh kar to mera dimag hi chakra gaya.

Raj (hairan, pareshan)—uiyee baba, madarchod, ab ye kya naya jhamela hai ? yaha to surang ke andar paanch surang aur hain..sala kis surang me jaau ?..ab to ek hi rasta bacha hai ki inn sabhi me bari bari se ja kar dekhta hu..madarchod pardada ne kya lafda kar rakha hai..bahanchod, ek wasiyat ko chhupane ke liye itna taam jhaam ..jaise ki wasiyat na ho kar koi aladin ka chirag ho ? chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, aaj to iss surang ka raaz pata kar ke hi rahunga.

Mann hi mann faisla kar ke main sabse pahle last wali surang me jhuk kar ghus gaya kyonki inn sabhi surang ke darwaje dekhne me kisi bade pakshi ke chonch jaise the aur chhote bhi the jisme se jhuk kar hi andar ghusa ja sakta tha…khair, last wali surang ke andar ghus kar main mobile torch ki roshni me aage badhne laga..abhi kuch kadam hi chala tha ki jaise kuch yaad aaya aur mere kadam akasmat hi apni jagah par ruk gaye.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—ohh shitt ! kahi inn paanch surang ka sambandh uss paheli “Paanch Aam Panch Chuchumukh Chuchumukh, Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh” se to nahi hai ? jarur iss chuchumukh wali ka ishara iss surang se hai..matlab ki Paanch raste jo ki paancho chonchdar ho aur jinme se muchuk matlab ki jhuk kar hi jaya ja sake….correct yahi iss paheli ka sahi arth hoga…iska matlab ki vo wasiyat inhi paanch surango me se kisi ek me honi chahiye.

Ye teen paheliya hal hote hi Mujhe apni manzil behad karib aati huyi nazar aane lagi thi…nirasha ke athaah sagar me asha ki ek kiran nazar aate hi mere kadam swatah hi tezi se aage ke safar ke liye chal pade…aise hi chalte huye na jane kitna samay beet gaya…chalte chalte main akhir uss paanchvi surang ke antim kinare tak pahuch gaya magar vaha se bahar nikalne ka rasta hi nazar nahi aa raha tha.

Raj—ab yaha se bahar jane ka rasta hi nahi dikh raha..bina dusre kinare se bahar nikle mujhe pata kaise chalega ki ye surang mujhe kaha tak pahuchati hai aur isko banane ke piche maqsad kya hai ? kahi yaha bhi koi switch to nahi hai ?

Ye soch kar maine har taraf badi bariki se uss switch ki talash karni shuru kar di lekin kahi kuch nahi mila to khisiya kar main use aur apne pardada ko gaaliya dene laga.

Raj—madarchod...(nahi khula)

Raj—betichod...(not open))

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Raj—bur choda

Aur achanak hi phir vaha ki deewar ek taraf ko hatne lagi aur thodi hi der me vaha se bahar jane ka ek chota darwaja nazar aane laga..ye dekh kar main ashcharya chakit rah gaya.

Raj (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai ? sala gaali dene par bhi koi fayda ho sakta hai, ye aaj mujhe malum pada.. madarchod ye darwaja gaali dene se khulta hai ya phir kahi isme koi code detector to nahi laga hai jiska ki password hi inme se koi gaali ho... ? aur jo bolne par hi code ko detect karta ho ? ho sakta hai, kuch bhi ho sakta hai.

Main jaldi se uss darwaje se jhuk kar bahar nikal gaya..lekin bahar nikalte hi jab maine khud ko nadi kinare kisi jungle me paya to hairan rah gaya.

Raj (shocked)—arrey..ye kyaa ? ye..ye to vahi girinar ka khatarnak jungle hai..ye main kaha aa gaya ? aur iss jungle ka pardada aur wasiyat se kya sambandh ? chalo vapis kisi dusri surang me chalta hu..agar yaha jyada der tak ruka to vo aadiwasi phir se aa kar mujhe pakad kar kisi pinjde me band kar denge...inki maa ko chodu, aur madarchod phir kahenge ki saand se lado..

Ye soch kar main vapis jane ke liye palta hi tha ki tabhi kisi gaane ki madhur dhun mere kaano me padi aur mere pair thithak kar vahi ruk gaye...kyonki ye geet main iske pahle bhi sun chuka tha jab yaha pahli baar fencing paar kar ke aaya tha...na jane kaisa akarsan tha iss dhun me..ki mere kadam apne aap hi uss awaz ki disha me chalne lage.

‘’Chal Chal Chal Chal..Chal Mere Yaar
Chal Mere Yaar,
Aa Ja Le Chalu Main Tujhe Nadiya Ke Paar
Nadiya Ke Paar Basa Ek Sansar
Ek Sansar,
Vahi Pe Karenge Dil Khol Kar Pyar’’​

Main mantramugdh ho kar uss awaz ke karasan jadu me khincha uska picha karte huye sudh budh khoye chala ja raha tha ki tabhi piche jhadiyo me kuch khadkhadahat huyi aur vah dhun goonjni achanak band ho gayi aur iske sath hi mera dhyan bhi bhang ho gaya.

Raj (hairan)—koun hai ye ? kitni madhur aur jadu bhari awaz hai lekin ye achanak band kyo ho gayi ? khair jane do, baad me dekhunga, abhi apne maqsad par dhyan deta hu.

Maine kuch der tak geet gaane wali ki ek jhalak paane ke liye uski talash me idhar udhar ghuma aur phir vapis ;out kar ussi surang me ghus gaya..iss baar maine sabse pahli wali surang me jane ka soch kar usme chal pada aur kuch samay chalne ke pashchat kinare par pahuch gaya jaha se uska rasta bhi band tha..ye dekh maine pahle ki tarah hi usko gariyana shuru kiya kintu iss baar vah nahi khula..tabhi meri nazar ek switch par gayi..use dabate hi vaha se nikalne ka rasta bhi khul gaya.

Vaha se upar jane ke liye ek sidhi lagi huyi thi..uske sahare main upar chadh gaya aur ek kamre me pahuch gaya jo ki vahi kamra tha jo ganga mousi ke bunglow ke bhitar bana hua tha aur jo Kala Kamra ke naam se jana jata hai.

Raj (shocked)—ohh my god, ye main kaha aa gaya ? ye koun si jagah hai ?

Vahi dusri taraf jab prem pujari plan ke mutabik abhay ki haweli par nazar rakhne ke liye pahucha to uski mulakat vaha par iron man se ho gayi…iron man ne phir jo bataya use sun kar uske pairo tale se jamin hi khisak gayi…aur chehre par pareshani aur chinta ke bhaav umad aaye.

Udhar dusri taraf thakurain ne shilpa ke bhi pair ka operation karwa diya tha jaisa ki usne raj ko vachan diya tha… usne raj ko call bhi kiya lekin sampark nahi ho paya..shilpa ka operation safal raha tha, operation ke baad vah sabse pahle apne samne raj ko dekhna chahti thi kintu use kya malum tha ki uska raj to iss samay black star ke makad jaal chakravyuh me pravesh kar chuka tha aur ab uss chakravyuh ko tode bina uska vaha se bahar nikalna namumkin tha.

लाजवाब भाई

 

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SAAND
UPDATE—299 (A)​

Jaha ek taraf shilpa ke pair ka operation success raha, ab vo pahle ki tarah apahij nahi rahegi, to vahi dusri taraf meenu didi ne ek chaand se tukde ko janam diya tha..ye baat doctor ke siwa aur koi nahi janta tha ki meena apne hi chote bhai raj ke bachche ki maa bani hai.

Doctor mona ne sabhi ghar walo se bol kar meenu ko kuch dino ke liye vahi hospital me admit rakhne ko kaha halanki usne uske maa banne ki baat kisi ko nahi batayi, bachche ko sabke samne meenu se alag rakha jata tha jisse ki kisi ko bhi koi doubt na ho baki raat ke samay mona sabhi gharwalo ko ghar bhej deti thi.

Rashmi ne halanki raj ko kayi baar contact karna chaha kintu sampark ho nahi paya..meenu ka dil apne bachche aur badnami ko le kar bahut ghabra raha tha lekin mona unko samjhati rahti thi…use pata tha ki aage usko kya aur kaise kadam uthana hai.

Udhar prem ne jab iron man ko dekha to use yaha dekh kar behad hairani huyi kyon ki uski jankari me to iron man aur sorbobhuk ko to abhi tak laapata chodu gang ko talash karne ki jimmedari di gayi thi…magar sach to ye tha ki iron man ko yaha dekh jitni hairangi prem pujari ko ho rahi thi, utni hi prem pujari ko dekh kar iron man bhi hairan ho gaya tha.

Prem (hairan)—iron man, tum..yaha ‼

Iron man (hairan)—prem ! tum theek to ho ? thank god, meri chodu team ka koi to mila mujhe..

Prem (hairan)—ye koi to mila ka kya matlab hai ? tum to aise bol rahe ho jaise ki hum abhi mile hain ? jabki abhi kuch der pahle tak to hum sath sath hi the…

Iron man (hairan)—sath sath the ?

Prem—majaak chhodo aur ye batao ki tum yaha kaise ? tumhe to chodu gang ka pata lagane ke liye sorbobhuk ke sath bheja tha na raj ne ? kuch pata laga kya ?

Iron man (shocked)—kyaaa ? ye tum kya bol rahe ho …meri to kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai..jabki sach to ye hai ki main tumse to abhi mil raha hu aur main to kab se yaha par hu… phir kuch der pahle tumhare sath kaise ho sakta hu ?

Prem (shocked)—whatttt..? lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai ? abhi kuch der pahle hi to tum hamse mile the..

Phir prem ne kuch samay pahle huyi mulaqat aur ghatna ke vishay me bataya jise sun kar iron man dang rah gaya..

Iron man (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai ? main to lagbhag subah se hi yahi hu..phir vaha kaise ho sakta hu ?

Prem (pareshan)—mujhe poori baat batao jaldi se..kuch to bahut bada locha hai..

Iron man—jab hum sabhi amilpur se raj ki madad ke liye nikle to rajasthan pahuchte hi hamari mulaqat raste me hi raj se ho gayi..usne sheetal didi ki khoj ke liye sabko alag alag jagah bhej diya..jaise ki jitu ko registan me, amtul ko girinar ke jungle me, siraj ko kisi kaale kamre ka pata bataya aur mujhe yaha abhay par nazar rakhne ko kaha tha, tabse main yahi hu…aur tum bol rahe ho ki raj ne mujhe chodu gang ko dhoondne bheja hai ?

Prem (hairan)—lekin raj ne to yahi bataya tha hame …aur kya tum hame vaha ghayal avastha me nahi mile the ?

Iron man—nahi..maine bata to diya sab kuch..

Prem (shocked, sir pakad ke)—dhokha..dhokha ho gaya hamare sath ? ohh my god..itna bada dhokha..iska matlab.. iska matlab ki …vo iron man ke bhesh me vo madarchod black star tha..aur jo tumhe raj ke bhesh me mila tha vo bhi vahi tha.

Iron man (shocked)—kyaaaaa…vo black star tha ? raj nahi tha..?

Prem (tension)—hmmm

Iron man (pareshan)—ohh my god ‼ lekin..usne aisa kyo kiya ?

Prem—hamari ekattha ho kar kuch kar gujarne ki taqat ko todne ke liye..sab ke sab uske bichhaye jaal me phans gaye..

Iron man—to phir usne mujhe yaha kyon bheja vo bhi bina koi nuksan pahuchaye ? agar vo raj ke bhesh me black star hame mila tha to kya vah mujhe aise hi yaha tak aane deta..? mujh par hamla nahi karwata ? aur ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki jo raj tumse mila tha, vastav me vahi black star ho ?

Prem—kuch bhi ho sakta hai..ab kisi ka bharosa karne layak nahi hai..

Iron man—sahi kaha..ab hum do hi bache hain..ab hame hi kuch karna hoga..

Prem aur iron man ka andaza galat nahi tha..kyon ki sorbobhuk aur iron man jab raj ke kahne par chodu gang ko talash karne nikle tab..

Iron—mujhe lagta hai ki hame uss taraf (hath ke ishare se ) chalna chahiye.

Sorbobhuk—kyo ?

Iron—kyon ki maine unn logo ko sheetal didi ko udhar le jate huye hi dekha tha ..vo log kisi registan ki baat kar rahe the.. to ho sakta hai ki chodu gang bhi shayad udhar hi gayi ho..

Sorbobhuk—theek hai to phir jaldi jaldi chalo..

Dono kisi tarah se registan me pahuch gaye…registan me kafi der tak chalne ke baad iron ek jagah pahuch kar ruk gaya, use aise rukte dekh kar sorbobhuk bhi kuch pal ke liye thahar gaya.

Sorbobhuk—kya hua, ruk kyon gaye ? kuch dikha kya ?

Iron—nahi, bas pyas lag aayi hai ret me chalte chalte..(coat ki jeb se bottle nikal kar) lo tum bhi thoda pani pi lo..

Sorbobhuk—haan, pyas to mujhe bhi bahut lagi hai lekin ye tumne kab li ? aur isme to bahut thoda hi pani hai.

Iron—vahi se black star ke admiyo ki le bhaga tha..khair tum pi lo pahle, thoda sa mere liye bhi bacha dena..

Sorbobhuk ne uske hath se pani ki bottle le kar gatagat pi gaya aur thoda sa uske liye bhi bacha diya…jise sorbobhuk ke hath se le kar iron ne chupchap vapis apni jeb me daal liya aur phir se dono ka aage ka safar shuru ho gaya..lekin kuch door chalte hi achanak se sorbobhuk ka sir chakrane laga, ankho ke samne sab kuch dhundhla dhundhla dikhayi dene laga. Abhi vah kuch samajh pata ki usse pahle hi kisi bejaan laash ki tarah lahrate huye dhadam se niche gir gaya.

Uske girte hi iron use ghasit kar thoda aur aage le gaya…aur phir vaha ki ret ko hath se hatane laga…kuch der aisa karne ke baad usne apni jeb se ek remote jaisa kuch nikala aur phir uski button dabate hi vahi ki retili jamin ek gaddhe ki aakaar me badal gayi..iron ne dhakka de kar sorbobhuk ko usme gira diya aur remote ki madad se phir se uss jagah ko pahle jaisi avastha me tabdeel kar diya.

Usne apne dono hath upar utha kar chehre me chipka hua mask nikala aur phir ghutno tak pant utha kar apni ek taang bhi nikal kar hasne nachne laga jaise ki usne kuch bada kaam anjam de diya ho.

Iron—hahaha…ye bhi gaya…chale the..black star se takrane…hihihihi…chuchuchu….bechara raj, ab kaise muqabla karega mujhse..hahahaha ? mujhe pakadne ke liye in chudakkado ki chodu gang banayi thi..jaise ki black star koi bakri ka bachcha ho aur jise ye log hath badha kar pakad lenge…bechare…hahahaha…ise kahte hain ek teer se chaar shikar…pahla, chodu gang ke bina teri taqat khatam ho gayi, ab tu akela kuch nahi kar sakta…dusra, jab tujhe aur tere bache huye do sathiyo ko ye pata chalega ki maine hi raj aur iron man ban kar unhe dhokha diya hai to aisi surat me na to raj apne sathiyo par bharosa karega aur na hi uske sathi raj par..unhe yahi darr laga rahega ki kya pata ye bhi kahi black star hi na ho phir se bhesh bana kar aur jab bharosa hi nahi hoga to ek dusre ko apna plan batayenge hi nahi aur na hi unki baat manenge.. teesra, ab raj ko apne sathiyo ko aur apni sheetal didi ko bachane ke liye wasiyat ke sath kaale kamre tak aana hi hoga.. aur choutha,..sorry, choutha nishana main nahi bataunga…hihihihihi

Iron (Black Star)—prem pujari aur iron man ye soch rahe honge ki maine unhe kaise chhod diya ? arrey bhai, agar sabko pakad leta to bechare raj ko pata kaise chalega ki uske sath maine kya kiya hai..aur main chahta hu ki use pata chale, aur batane ka kaam ye dono karenge…bahut hoshiyar samajhte the apne aap ko…hihihihihi

Black Star—vaise chahta to main tujhe aaj hi maar deta jab tu beech road me mere ek hi vaar se behosh ho kar gir gaya tha..lekin nahi, maine aisa nahi kiya..tere sir ki malham patti kar ke tujhe jinda chhod diya…agar tujhe maar deta to mujhe wasiyat kaise milegi ? aur phir tu apni aur apne pariwar ki barbadi kaise dekhega jo main ab karne wala hu ? hahaha..ab tere dono sathi sheetal ki talash me ghumte rahenge, abhay ke piche daudte rahenge..lekin vo unhe kahi nahi milegi, kyonki vo jab abhay ke paas hogi tab milegi na…vo to mere hi paas yahi mere chakravyuh me phansi huyi hai..isiliye to maine iron man ko abhay ki nigrani me bhej diya, ab vo bechara vaha sheetal ko dhoondta phirega jo ki uske paas hai hi nahi..hihihihi…jise sabne dekha vo sheetal nahi balki sadhana thi….aur vo ab abhay ke paas nahi balki undertaker ke kabze me hai…hahahaha..tune mujhe altimatum diya hai na, ab dekhta hu ki tu kaise sheetal aur sadhana ko bachata hai aur mujhse kaise bachta hai ?

Ab iss bevkoof ko kya malum ki vo jise sadhana samajh raha hai, vastav me vahi asli sheetal hai aur shayad sadhana bhi vahi hai……

Vahi dusri taraf main uss kamre me pahuch kar behad hairan tha..vaha se bahar nikalne ke liye maine uss kaale kamre ke darwaje ko kholna chaha lekin bahar se band hone ki vajah se vah nahi khula..main uss darwaje ko todne ki soch hi raha tha ki tabhi mujhe bahar se kuch jani pahchani awaz sunayi padi jise sunte hi mere kano se dhuan nikalne laga.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—arrey..ye..ye to ganga mousi aur maya ki awaz hai…lekin ganga mousi aur maya yaha kaise ho sakti hain ? ya phir kahi ye ganga mousi ka hi to ghar nahi hai ? aur to aur kahi ye vahi kamra to nahi jiske baare me ek baar maya ne bataya tha ? lekin uss wasiyat ka iss bunglow se kya sambandh ho sakta hai ?

Raj (kuch yaad aate hi, mann me)—maya ne bataya tha ki sadhana issi bunglow se ghar se bahar nikle bina hi achanak kahi gayab ho gayi thi ? kahi uske gayab hone me iss kamre ka hath to nahi ? jarur kuch na kuch iss kamre me hai, agar aisa nahi hota to pardada ji iss kamre tak pahuchne ke liye khufiya surang nahi banwate…mujhe iss kamre ki talashi leni hogi..tabhi iss kamre ke bahar hamesha ek kaala tabeez latka rahta hai aur jise kholne nahi diya jata kisi ko bhi..kahi iss khel me ganga mousi aur amit mousa bhi to shamil nahi hain ? mere paas sawal bahut hain aur samay behad kam.. mujhe jald se jald iss raaz par se parda uthana hoga.

Ye soch kar maine uss kaale kamre ki talashi leni shuru kar di...tabhi deewar me kuch ghargharane ki awaz huyi..isse pahle ki main kuch samajh pata vaha kamre me koi jahreeli gas leak hone lagi aur poora kamra dhuye se bhar gaya, iske baad kya hua, mujhe kuch malum nahi chala kyon ki main behosh ho chuka tha.

Jab hosh aaya to khud ko kisi registan me pada hua paya…raat ho chuki thi aur aasman me taare chamak rahe the…main apne aap ko yaha dekh kar behad hairan tha.

Raj (shocked)—main to uss kaale kamre me tha, phir yaha kaise pahucha registan me ? koun laya mujhe yaha ?

Phir dimag me jor daalne par mere sath uss kamre me jo kuch ghatit hua tha, dhire dhire mere manas patal par uski jhalak ubharne lagi.

Raj (shocked)—kaisa anokha raaz hai ye ? vo kamre me uthne wala dhuan aur vo jahreeli gas kaha se aayi uss kamre me ?

Yahi sab sochte huye main uth kar ret me chalne laga..chandni raat aur door door tak phaila registan..ajib nazara tha, koi bhi insan ye sab dekh leta to but bankar rah jata…lekin yaha to koso door tak koi insan nahi tha.chaand ab bhi dhire dhire apni chamak khota ja raha tha..chalte chalte sochte huye mujhe kitna waqt gujar gaya, kuch pata hi nahi chala..aise hi chalte chalte ek jagah aa kar main ruk sa gaya…raat ka bhi apna ek jadu hota hai jo ab toot chuka tha…suraj kisi lal tave ki tarah dhire dhire ujagar ho raha tha.

Mere sath bhi vahi sab ghatnaye ghatit hoti chali gayi jo ki sadhana ke sath yaha par ghatit huyi thi lekin unme se sabko nazar andaz karte huye main nirantar aage badhta raha..aur phir kuch fasla aur tay karte hi achanak kuch dekh kar mere kadam ruk gaye.

Kuch hi doori par meri nazar ek jhopdi par padi..registan me jhopdi dekh kar mujhe behad hairani ke sath sath use karib se ja kar dekhne ki utsukta bhi paida huyi.

Raj (hairan)—jhopdi aur yaha registan me ‼

Usko karib se dekhne ki utsukta me main uski taraf chal pada..thoda aur nazdeek pahuchne par mujhe uski chhat par ek ullu baitha hua dikhayi diya..ullu ko dekhte hi main chounk gaya.

Raj (chounk kar)—yaha bhi ullu ? kahi ye vahi ullu to nahi jo mujhe ganga mousi ke ghar me pareshan kar raha tha ? agar aisa hai to aaj iss madarchod ki gaand maar kar hi rahunga..iski maa ko chodu, bahut pareshan kiya tha isne aur iski vajah se hi pichli baar mera accident hua tha aur main registan me ja kar behosh ho gaya tha..ruk madarchod, aaj teri gaand maarta hu..

Uss ullu ko dekhte hi Main tezi se jhopdi ki taraf badha aur jaise hi karib pahucha aur ullu ko pakadne ke liye uss par jhapatna chaha vaise hi achanak mujhe kuch aisa dikha ki ghabrate huye main turant chaar kadam piche hat gaya.

Shandar

 

[Andyking]

SAAND
UPDATE-299 (B)​

Raj (chounk kar)—yaha bhi ullu ? kahi ye vahi ullu to nahi jo mujhe ganga mousi ke ghar me pareshan kar raha tha ? agar aisa hai to aaj iss madarchod ki gaand maar kar hi rahunga..iski maa ko chodu, bahut pareshan kiya tha isne aur iski vajah se hi pichli baar mera accident hua tha aur main registan me ja kar behosh ho gaya tha..ruk madarchod, aaj teri gaand maarta hu..

Uss ullu ko dekhte hi Main tezi se jhopdi ki taraf badha aur jaise hi karib pahucha aur ullu ko pakadne ke liye uss par jhapatna chaha vaise hi achanak mujhe kuch aisa dikha ki ghabrate huye main turant chaar kadam piche hat gaya.

Ab aage......

Kyonki jhopdi ke samne madarchod ek kaala saanp fun failaye baitha hua tha...uski maa ko chodu, mujhe dekhte hi vah fufkarte huye meri taraf lapka, ye dekh kar main turant ghabra kar piche hat gaya.

Raj (ghabra kar)—ye madarchod kaha se aa gaya ? (uske upar ret phenk kar bhagane ki koshish karte huye)..chal bhag be madarchod, yaha se warna abhi teri maa chod dunga..

Lekin meri ksi bhi baat ka uss madarchod ke upar koi asar nahi hua, uski maa ko chodu, ulta vah jor jor se fufkarte huye mujhe kaatne ke liye tezi se meri taraf lapka to vaha se khisakne me hi maine apni bhalayi samjhi.

Raj—iss ullu ko madarchod ko phir kabhi dekh lunga..aur iss saanp ki amma ki bur ek din jarur phadunga..lekin abhi yaha se jana hi theek hai warna ye madarchod meri gaand maar lega..

Main vaha se thoda aage ja kar vapis palat ke dekha to ye dekh hairan rah gaya ki ab vaha par kahi koi jhopdi dikhayi nahi de rahi thi..kuch der tak main hairan ho kar vahi khada dekhta raha kintu jab kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya to vaha se aage badh gaya.

Thodi door chalne par mujhe bhi vahi admi mila jo ki sheetal didi ko mila tha...main iss registan me kisi admi ko dekh chakit hua lekin jab usne bataya ki sheetal didi ko yaha usne dekha tha to mere mann me didi to dhoondne ki ummid badh gayi.

‘’aao raj, main kabse tumhara intazar kar raha tha’’ uss admi ne mujhe dekhte hi kaha.

Raj (hairan)—koun ho tum ? aur mujhe kaise jante ho ?

Admi—main tumhara dushman nahi hu beta...main yumhare baare me sab kuch janta hu..

Raj (hairan)—sab kuch ? lekin kaise ? aur tum mera intazar kyon kar rahe the, jabki main to tumhe janta bhi nahi ?

Admi—maine kaha na ki tum mujhe beshak nahi jante magar main tumhare baare me sab janta hu..

Raj—vahi to puch raha hu ki kaise jante ho ?

Admi—mujhe sheetal ne bataya tha tumhare baare me..

Raj (chounk kar)—kyaaaa…sheetal didi ne..?

Admi—hmmm

Raj (ummid se)—to kya meri sheetal didi yaha aayi thi ? batao na..kaha hain meri didi ?

Admi—vo tumhari bimari ka ilaz dhoondne ke liye dar dar bhatak rahi thi…par tabhi use sadhana ke baare me pata chala to vah use talash karte huye yaha pahuch gayi bechari…

Raj (shocked)—kyaaa..sadhana bhi yahi hai ?

Admi—aayi thi vo bhi tumhari talash me..

Raj (tadap kar)—kaha hai vo ? batao na meri sadhana kaha hai ?..(nam ankhe)..batao na..kaha hai sadhana ? main bahut tadpa hu uske liye..mujhe uske paas le chalo..aur meri sheetal didi kaha hain ? main tumhare hath jodta hu, mujhe unke paas le chalo..

Admi—ye to main nahi janta ki iss waqt sadhana kaha hai lekin sheetal bahut pareshan thi …upar se uski tabiyat bhi bahut jyaada kharab thi.

Sheetal didi aur sadhana ke baare me sun kar mera dil unse milne ke liye tadap utha…mera attitude, meri veerta , meri akad jaise sab kuch pal bhar me hi kahi dharashayi ho gayi…main kisi sadharan insaan ki bhaanti uske samne gidgidane laga, minnate karne laga.

Raj (dard se tadapte huye)—pls..mujhe kuch to batao unke baare me..vo kaha hain ?

Admi—main bas itna janta hu ki vo dono yaha aayi thi..vo mujhse baate kar hi rahi thi ki tabhi sheetal ki tabiyat achanak jyada kharab ho gayi to main kisi doctor ki talash me chala gaya..main yaha se bahar nikalne ka rasta khoj hi raha tha ki tabhi mere kano me sadhana ke cheekhne ki awaz sunayi padi to main vapis lout aaya..jab aaya to dekha ki kuch hatte katte log sheetal aur sadhana ko ghasit kar kahi liye ja rahe the…sadhana chillaye ja rahi thi jabki sheetal ke muh se khoon bah raha tha, vo bechari to chilla bhi nahi pa rahi thi, bas itna hi bol pa rahi thi ki raj, mujhe bacha lo…main daud kar unn gundo se bhid gaya..lekin bhala main akela utne gundo ka muqabla kaise kar pata…unhone mujhe maar maar kar adhmara kar diya..aur dono ko ghasit le gaye.

Sheetal didi aur sadhana ke sath huye atyachar ke baare me sun kar meri ankho se tap tap pani bahne laga aur phir seene me gusse ki jwala dahak uthi.

Raj (nam ankhe, gusse me)—black starrrrrr….main teri maa chodne aa raha hu….bas ho chuka..ab nahi…main aa raha hu didi..main aapko aur apni sadhana ko kuch nahi hone dunga.

Admi—tum jante ho unhone mere sath kya kiya ? lo dekho..un logo ne meri ek taang ki kaat di..

Usne apni nakli taang nikal phenki aur langdate huye mere paas aa gaya..

Raj (gusse me)—aap bas itna bata do ki vo log dono ko kaha le gaye hain ? baki unki maiya kaise chodna hai, ye mujh par chhod do..

Admi—raj beta, vo log kaha hongi, ye to main nahi janta kyonki main pair kat jane ke baad behosh ho gaya tha..lekin behosh hone se pahle maine unn logo ko (hath se ishara karte huye) udhar uss kamre ki taraf jate huye dekha tha, lekin jab mujhe hosh aaya aur maine uss kamre ki talashi li to vaha dono nahi muli..maine bahut talash kiya..

Iske baad maine uski kisi bhi baat par dhyan nahi diya aur sidha khandahar ke paas bane uss kamre ki taraf daud laga diya..jab main vaha pahucha to kuch bhi nazar nahi aaya.

Kafi der talash karne ke baad bed ke niche vahi tahkhana nazar aaya, jisme ghus kar sheetal didi andar gayi thi..main bhi usme hi ghus gaya..jaha meri mulaqat apne chote chacha se huyi..unse baat karne ke baad mujhe pata chala ki jo mere ghar me pratap chacha ban kar rah raha tha vah naqli tha.

Maine unke hatho ki zanjeere khol kar unhe apne sath le ke aage badh gaya…kuch aage jane par mujhe vaise hi kayi surang nazar aayi..to main bari bari se sab ki talashi lene laga…pratap chacha kafi kamjor ho chuke the, dusra unke karan main target par focus bhi nahi kar pa raha tha..

Raj—chacha, mere paas samay bahut kam hai..agar aap chalne me itna time lagayenge to main didi ko kaise bachaunga ?

Pratap—mujhse nahi chala jayega raj beta ab..main ek kaam karta hu..main ussi jagah par tumhara intazar karunga, mujhe vaha dekh kar unn logo ko shaq bhi nahi hoga tumhare yaha hone ka.

Chacha ki baat maan kar maine unhe vahi chhoda aur apne maqsad ko poora karne me lag gaya..jaldi hi meri mulaqat golu madari se huyi, jise yaha qaid dekh kar main chounk gaya.

Raj (chounk kar)—baba ! aap yaha ?

Golu—raj beta tum ?

Raj—haan baba, (phir maine sankshep me apne yaha aane ka karan unhe bata diya)

Golu—ohh, to mera shaq sahi nikla…vo harami black star, ne sadhana aur sheetal ko kidnap kar hi liya..mujhe to shaq hai ki kahi vo apne manshubo me kamyab na ho jaye ?

Raj (gusse me)—nahi baba, vo madarchod, meri didi aur sadhana ke sath kuch galat kare, usse pahle hi main uski maa chod dunga.

Golu—beta, ye samay josh se nahi balki hosh se kaam lene ka hai…agar sheetal aur sadhana ko bachana hai to sabse pahle wasiyat ka milna bahut jaruri hai…kya tumhe wasiyat mil gayi ?

Raj—nahi baba..abhi tak to nahi..pata nahi kaha hogi vo wasiyat aur aisa kya hai uss wasiyat me jiske liye black star jaisa admi pagal hua pda hai ?

Golu—ye to main bhi nahi janta lekin jo bhi hai, vo bahut khas raj hai usme..haan, itna jarur janta hu ki tere pardada ke purane ghar se koi na koi sambandh jarur hai iss wasiyat ka..

Raj—aisa koun sa raj ho sakta hai usme baba ? kya koi bahut bada khazana hai ?

Golu—khazana bhi ho sakta hai, lekin iski ummid kam hi hai...vaise udti khabar ye hai ki usme shayad koi formula likha hai ..jiski kimat anmol hai aur jiska raaz khulte hi poori duniya me tahalka mach jayega..

Raj—khair jo hoga dekhenge..lekin aap yaha kaise ? aur ye jagah kaisi hai ?

Golu—beta, ye black star ka makad jaal hai..tum nahi jante ki tum kaha aa kar phans gaye ho..ab iss makad jaal ko tode bina yaha se bahar nikalna namumkin hai.

Raj—kya matlab ?

Golu—beta, ye bahut khatarnak jagah hai…inn sab ke baare me main baad me bataunga..abhi jitna jaldi ho sake tum wasiyat ko dhoondho kyonki wasiyat ke bina sheetal aur sadhana ko black star aur uske black army ke changul se chhudana namumkin hai.

Raj (tezi se)—baba, lekin kaha talash karu us wasiyat ki ? kuch samajh me nahi aa raha..

Golu—beta, yaha kuch surang hain..unme se hi ho kar koi rasta jata hai wasiyat tak..

Raj—agar aisa hai to main abhi ja kar ekhta hu..

Golu—pahle meri poori baat to sun lo…surang ke bhitar bahut khatra hai..

Raj—mere paas samay nahi hai baba, mujhe apni sheetal didi ko bachana hai kisi bhi kimat par aur sadhana ko bhi..agar unhe bachate huye meri jaan bhi chali jaye to mujhe koi parwah nahi hai..

Golu—main janta hu ki sadhana se bahut pyar karte ho aur sheetal tumhari zindagi hai..tabhi to main tumhe wasiyat jaldi se jaldi hasil karne ko bol raha hu..lekin tum surang ka darwaja nahi khol sakte..

Raj—kyon nahi khol sakta ?

Golu—kyonki har surang ke akhiri muhaane par ek coding chip lagi huyi hai..bina sahi code ke vo darwaja nahi khulega.. khulna to bahut door, darwaja nazar hi nahi ayega..

Raj (tension)—kya aap ko uska code pata hai ?

Golu—haan, tabhi to black star ne mujhe yaha qaid kar diya hai jisse ki ye code kisi ko pata na chal sake..

Raj—lekin aapko kaise pata chala code ka ? aur black star ne aapke baar me jaankar jinda kyo chhod diya ?

Golu—kyonki use iss baat ka doubt hai ki main wasiyat ke baare me kuch janta to nahi hu ? maine black army ka picha karte huye vo code jaan liya tha..aur mujhe poora yakin hai ki usne sadhana ko bhi vahi kahi par qaid kar rakha hai..

Raj—agar sadhana vaha hai to phir meri sheetal didi bhi vahi hogi..mujhe jaldi jana hoga..lekin usse pahle aapko mukt kar du..

Golu—mujhe yaha na dekh kar vah choukanna ho jayega aur ho sakta hai ki sheetal ya sadhana ko koi nuksan bhi pahucha de, isliye meri parwah mat karo, bas kisi tarah se vo wasiyat dhoond lo…aur haan, sheetal iss samay under taker ke kabze me hai..black star ne use hidayat de rakhi hai ki agar kal tak tumne use wasiyat nahi di to vah use abhay ke hawale kar de..

Raj (gusse me)—undertakerr…”Pichhli Baar Teri Gaand Phadi Thi..Ab Ki Baar Aand Phodunga.”

Golu—uske sath black army bhi hai..aur ek baat black star ne apni black army ko kah rakha hai ki vo tumhare pariwar sahit poore gaon walo ko kidnap kar le..

Raj—(tezi se)…”Phategi Baba Aaj Se Sabki Phategi…Ab Saand Se Kisi Ki Nahi Bachegi.” Aap bas uska code batao..

Golu (kaan me)—uska code hai..”Chukur Chukur”

Raj (hairan)—ye kaisa code hai madarchod ?

Golu—ab tum jaldi se jao, isse pahle ki uski black army yaha bhi pahuch jaye aur tumhe yaha dekh le..jao..beta..jao aur jaldi se wasiyat lao..

Uske baad golu madari ko vahi chhod kar main baki surango ki chhanbin karne me lag gaya…raste me kayi musibte aayi lekin vo mera marg jyada samay tak nahi rok saki aur main ek surang ke akhiri hisse tak pahuchne me safal ho hi gaya.

Jaisa ki golu madari ne mujhe bataya tha, vaha mujhe ek code detector machine nazar aayi, jo ki voice ke dwara code detect karti thi..chukur..chukur bolte hi surang ka darwaja apne aap khul gaya..to maine sabse pahle uska password change kar diya aur uske baad usme andar pravesh kar gaya.

Andar bilkul andhera pasra hua tha lekin kahi koi nazar nahi aa raha tha, phir bhi main chalta raha, thoda aur aage jaane par mujhe kisi ke karahne ki awaz sunayi padi to mere kaan khade ho gaye.

Raj (chounk kar)—(mann me) ye kiski karahne ki dard bhari awaz hai ? kahi..kahi ye sadhana to nahi ?

Mann me ye vichar aate hi mere dil ki dhadkan jaise tez ho gayi aur main lagbhag daudte huye udhar tezi se bhaga kintu vaha pahuchte hi mujhe nirasha hi hath lagi kyonki vaha to ek admi phatehaal kapdo me rassi se bandha ulta latak raha tha…mujhe dekh kar vo chounk kar ghabra gaya ..

“mujhe chhod do…mujhe kuch nahi malum..main kitni baar kahu ki main kuch nahi janta wasiyat ke baare me..” usne gidgidate huye kaha.

Raj (hairan)—koun ho tum aur yaha tumhe iss halat me kisne kidnap rakha hai ? dekho daro mat..main tumhara dushman nahi hu..

Pahle to vah meri koi baat sunne ko taiyar hi nahi tha..jab maine use apne baare me bataya tab kahi ja kar badi mushkil se use meri baato par yakin hua..maine uski rassi khol kar niche utara.

Raj—ab batao mujhe..ye sab kya mazra hai ?

“ye sab black star aur uski black army ka kiya dhara hai…mera naam ghanshyam hai aur main pujari dada ka bada beta hu. Black star ko lagta hai ki mere pita ji ne wasiyat ke baare me mujhe kuch bataya hoga isliye usne mujhe yaha kidnap kar rakha hai…lekin mujhe kuch malum hi nai hai to kya batau inhe ?” Usne apne baare me bataya.

Raj (hairan)—kya pujari dada wasiyat ke baare me jante the, yadi haan, to kaise ?

Ghanshyam—mere pita ji bahut bade jyotishi the…unhe teeno kaal ka achcha gyan tha..vo sab kuch jante the..

Raj—jante the, matlab ?

Ghanshyam—ab vo iss duniya me nahi rahe..

Raj (nirash)—matlab ki wasiyat ka raaz bhi unke sath hi chala gaya, ek ummid jagi thi lekin vah bhi toot gayi.

Ghanshyam—lekin aap yaha kaise phans gaye ? kya aap bhi wasiyat ke piche hain ?

Raj—main phans nahi gaya balki khud hi aaya hu wasiyat ki talash me …magar mujhe wasiyat ka lalach nahi hai, mujhe to bas kisi tarah se apni sheetal didi aur sadhana ko bachana hai..

Ghanshyam (chounk kar)—sadhana !

Sadhana ka naam sun kar vah jaise kuch chounk sa gaya…uska sadhana ka naam sun kar aise chounkna mujhse chhip nahi saka aur mere mann me kayi sawal paida ho gaye.

Raj—sadhana ka naam sun kar tum aise chounk kyo gaye ? kya tum meri sadhana ko jante ho ? batao na kaha hai meri sadhana ?

Ghanshyam—pahle aap bataiye ki sadhana ko aap kaise jante hain ?

Phir maine use sadhana aur apne bachpan se pyar ke baare me sab bata diya jise sun kar use bhi behad hairani huyi..sath me ankhe bhi nam ho aayi hamari prem kahani sun kar..

Raj (hath jod kar)—(nam ankhe) ab to bata do..kaha hai meri sadhana ? kya tumne use dekha hai ?

Ghanshyam—sadhana ko main kafi pahle se janta hu..marne se pahle mere pita ji ne uske liye ek lifafa chhoda tha jo maine khud use diya tha..lekin uske baad vo picnic manate samay achanak hi iss registan se kahi gayab ho gayi.. abhi do mahine pahle hi maine use yaha dekha tha…shayad black star ne use bhi kidnap kar liya tha wasiyat ke chakkar me.. lekin vo bahut bahadur ladki thi..bilkul jhansi ki rani ya phir ranchandi ka roop lagti thi vah gusse me..aur ek baat, mere pita ji ke marne ke baad bhi wasiyat ka eaaz aaj bhi kahi kisi kone me jinda hai kyonki unhone wasiyat ke baare me gupt diary likhi thi, jo kaha hain, ye koi nahi janta..

Raj (shocked)—kya tumne dekha hai sach me meri sadhana ko ? batao na kaha hai vo ?

Ghanshyam—iss samay kaha hai vo, ye to main nahi janta..lekin usne mujhse jo kaha..vo batata hu…

“Uss raat registan se uss langde admi ko nachte huye dekh kar sadhana dar kar usse door bhagne lagi..bhagte bhagte use khud nahi malum tha ki vah kaha aa gayi hai ? koun si jagah thi ya koun sa ilaka tha ?

Bhagte huye thak kar vah ek jagah khadi ho gayi aur ashcharya chakit ho kar apne charo taraf dekhne lagi…sath me apni chetna ko bhi sanyat karti ja rahi thi..ki tabhi ek saya jaisa uske sir par pada aur aage nikal gaya..pankho ke phadphadahat ke sath hi ek cheekh vaha goonj gayi.

Sadhana ne pankho ki phadphadahat aur cheekh ki awaz sun kar fauran hi upar akash ki taraf dekha lekin akash par koi cheez nazar nahi aayi.

Chandni apne poorn youvan par thi..door tak ret ka registan phaila hua tha, aur thandi thandi hawa chal rahi thi..yeh mahoul, ye manzar, sadhana ki kamjori the..aur ye drishya, ye mahoul, sadhana ne ab tak kewal angreji filmo me hi dekhe the..lekin ab to vah khud kisi film ka hissa ban gayi thi..ek aisi film ka hissa, jiska na to koi director tha aur na hi koi photographer.

Vah apne dhadakte dil par kabu paane ka prayatn karti khadi rahi ki tabhi sahsa kahi se chham-chham ki awaz aane lagi jaise kisi ke pairo me ghunghru bandhe ho..ghabra kar vah phir se dusri disha me tezi se daud padi.

Poori raat yu hi bhag daud me gujar gayi..vah yaha se vaha daudti rahi..ki tabhi use phir se kisi saaye ka ehsaas hua..aise lagta tha jaise koi chadar odhe huye hai..surya kyonki abhi nikal raha tha isliye vah jo koi bhi tha, suraj ke samne tha, isliye uske saaye ka akaar bhi asadharan tha…aur yaha bhi vahi mamla tha,kewal saya tha, kiska saya tha, ye kahi nazar nahi aa raha tha.

Aur ye saya sadhana ki seedh me seedhe ussi ki taraf badhta chala aa raha tha..yaha tak ki dharti par sarakte uss saaye ka sir, sadhana ke kadmo me aa gaya…aur apne pairo par saaye ke aate hi sadhana ko ek ajib sa ehsaas hua…use laga jaise ki uske pairo me aag lag gayi ho..ghabra kar usne piche hatna chaha lekin ab waqt beet chuka tha..ek kshan me hi vah saaya uss par chha gaya aur sadhana ko aise mahsoos hua jaise ki use jalte huye tandoor me daal diya gaya ho,vah sookhi lakdi ki tarah tad tad karke bikhar gayi ho.

Lekin ye ehsaas, ye yaatna, kuch ek kshano se jyada ki nahi thi..ghabra kar usne phir se daud laga di…daudte huye kuch hi fasle par use ek jhopdi dikhayi di..iss jhopdi par nazar padte hi sadhana ke dil ki dhadkan anayas hi tez ho gayi…kyonki yeh to uske vahi khwab wali jhopdi thi jo aksar use sote huye sapno me dikhayi deti thi…iske sath hi use sapno me dikhayi dene wale aur pujari dada ke diye huye sketch me bane ladke ka chehra ankho ke samne ubhar aaya..uss ladke ka chehra ankho me ubharte hi sadhana ka dil badi tezi se dhadakne laga…vah faisla nahi kar pa rahi thi ki vah aage badhe ya phir lout jaye..

“Dhadak Raha Hai Dil, Dil Ko Main Kaise Samjhaaoon,
Tujhse Milu Ya Phir, Mile Bin Yaha Se Chali Jaaoon.”

Vah tezi se jhopdi ki taraf lapki…aur jaise hi uske karib pahuchi to use jhopdi ki chhat par ek ullu baitha dikhayi diya.. iss ullu ko vah bahut achchi tarah se pahchanti thi..ullu ko dekhte hi uske dil khauf se joro se dhadakne laga tha.

Himmat batot kar jab vah jhopdi ke thoda aur nikat pahuchi to jhopdi ke darwaje par use saanp bhi dikhayi dene laga..ye saanp abhi jhopdi ke andar se nikla tha aur darwaje par kundali maar kar aur fun utha kar baith gaya tha.

Aaj tak ke khwab ka poora drishya hi ab ek haqiqat ke roop me sadhana ke samne tha…saanp ne use apne samne dekh kar ek jordar fufkar mari..uske fufkar maarte hi chhat par baitha ullu ud gaya…saanp jhapat kar sadhana ki taraf badha..use apni taraf badhte dekh kar sadhana khaufjada ho kar palat kar vaha se phir bhagna hi chahti thi ki tabhi….

Vahi dusri taraf..black army ne black star ke nirdesh par raj ke pariwar ke sabhi sadasyo ke sath sath poore gaon walo ko apne kabze me lene ke liye nikal pade the.

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