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Jaha main black star se baate karte huye pratap chacha ke paas kheto me ja raha tha vahi ghar me subah uthte hi sadhana aur sheetal didi janam din me mile gifts ko khol kar dekhne ka kaam karne lagi..
Sabhi ke gifts khol kar vo ek jagah category ke anusar alag alag ekattha kar ke rakhne lagi….last me bacha hua gift jaise hi sadhana ne khola to usme pack gift ko dekhte hi vah aur sheetal dono hi chounk gayi.
Ab aage……
Black Star—ajib kism ke admi ho tum..maine tumhe janamdin ki mubarakbad dene ke liye call kiya, bajaye mera dhanyawad karne ke tum to gussa hone lage..
Raj (dimag kharab)—madarchodd..matlab ki baat kar..phone kis liye kiya hai…?
Black Star—maine tere liye ek special gift bheja hai tere janam din ke shubh avsar par…lagta hai ki tune abhi tak dekha nahi hai…?
Raj (chounk kar)—kaisa gift….?
Black Star—jab dekhega to tere hosh ud jayenge…
Raj (tension, mann me)—kahi madarchod ne kisi ko tapka to nahi diya….?
Black Star—tu ab tak meri paheli samajh nahi paya..lekin mujhe ummid hai ki mera gift dekhne ke baad jarur samajh jayega…ja ja kar pahle gift dekh le…main ek ghante baad phir se tujhe phone karunga…aur haan, gift dekhte samay apne dil ko kabu me rakhna kahi aisa na ho ki tera heart fail hi ho jaye…? Hahahaha.
Ye sunte hi mera dimag tension me aa gaya…sabse jyada mujhe iss baat ka darr tha ki kahi madarchod ne kisi ka kalyan na kar diya ho…? Uska phone call cut hote hi Main chacha ke paas jana chhod kar vapis tezi se ghar ki taraf palat gaya.
Jaha main black star se baate karte huye pratap chacha ke paas kheto me ja raha tha vahi ghar me subah uthte hi sadhana aur sheetal didi janam din me mile gifts ko khol kar dekhne ka kaam karne lagi..
Sabhi ke gifts khol kar vo ek jagah category ke anusar alag alag ekattha kar ke rakhne lagi….last me bacha hua gift jaise hi sadhana ne khola to usme pack gift ko dekhte hi vah aur sheetal dono hi chounk gayi….tab tak pariwar ke kuch member vaha aa chuke the..unki bhi kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ye mazra kya hai…? Magar kamre me koi aisa bhi tha ki uske andar laddoo phoot rahe the jaise ki use pahle se pata ho ki uss cd me kya hai…?
Sheetal (chounk kar)—ye kya hai….? Kaisa gift hai ye…?
Sadhana (hairan)—ye CD hai…gift me cd dene ka kya matlab ho sakta hai….? Aur ye diya kisne hai….?
Sheetal (tension)—mujhe to abhi se dekhte hi tension hone lagi hai….naam dekh packet me dene wale ka naam likha hoga.
Sadhana (packet dekhte huye)—nahi, kisi ka bhi naam nahi likha hua hai iss par…ab pata kaise chale ki iss cd me hai kya..?
Sheetal—ek kaam karti hu..main raj ka laptop le kar aati hu..usme laga kar dekhte hain..
Sheetal didi mere room me ja kar mere bag se laptop nikalne lagi..laptop le kar vo sadhana ko pakda diya..usne uss cd ko laga kar play kiya to dekhte hi chounk gaye sabhi…tab tak main bhi ghar pahuch gaya aur sidha didi ke room me aa gaya jaha pahle se hi ghar walo ki bheed jama thi.
Raj—didi, kuch hua hai kya, jo sab log ek sath yaha jama hain….?
Sheetal (play rok kar)—nahi to..kyo…? aur tum subah subah kaha chale gaye the….? Raat me bhi tum apne room me nahi the….? Main teen chaar aayi thi tumhare room me, kaha chale gaye the raat me….? Pata hai mujhe kitni tension ho rahi thi..
Raj (tension)—vo sab baad me bataunga didi…pahle mujhe batao ki koi bina naam wala gift aaya hai kya matlab ki jiske packet par gift dene wale ka koi naam na likha ho…? Aur ye to mera laptop hai, ye yaha koun laya…? (mann me)..achcha hua ki raat me ritu didi ko ghar se bahar le gaya tha warna lafda ho jata..
Malti—vahi gift to dekh rahe hain sabhi beta…kisi ne gift me cd bheji hai..isliye tera laptop sheetal le kar aayi hai cd dekhne ke liye…
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa..CD…bheji hai madarchod ne…?
Sheetal (ghurte huye)—rajjj..kyaa kaha tumne…?
Raj (galti samajh me aate hi)—ohh sorry didi…galti se muh se gaali nikal gayi..I’m sorry….lekin kya hai cd me….?
Rashmi—vahi to dekh rahe the ki tum aa gaye aur sheetal ne turant band kar diya…vaise bhi tumhari chhezo ko sheetal ke alawa koi hath nahi lagata hai ghar me..
Raj—hmmm…lekin vo gift specially mere liye hai…iss tarah dusro ki confidential cheeze nahi dekhni chahiye…upar se ye departmentally matter hai…chalo lao idhar..
Sheetal—lekin raj…?
Raj—sorry didi, maine kaha na ki ye police department ka matter hai…aap ko aise anjaan aur sandigdh gift ko nahi kholna chahiye..ho sakta hai ki mera koi dushman uske andar bomb pack kar ke bhej de jo open karte hi blast ho jaye..isliye aise matter pahle mujhe bataya karo, khud koi decision lene se pahle..
Laxmi (mann me)—raj sahi kah raha hai...mujhe raj ko kal wale anjan phone call ke baare me sab bata dena chahiye..
Maine laptop ko utha liya aur apne room me jane laga…jisse sheetal didi ka mood kharab ho gaya, sath me sadhana ka bhi.. main abhi darwaje tak hi pahucha tha ki tabhi laxmi ki baat sun kar kamre se bahar jate mere kadam vahi ruk kar rah gaye.
Laxmi—beta, vo kal mere paas kisi anjaan admi ka phone aaya tha jo badi utpatang baate kar raha tha mujhse..
Raj (chounk kar)—kaisa phone call…? Kya bol raha tha vo…? Aapne mujhe bataya kyo nahi…?
Laxmi—maine to turant hi sheetal aur sadhana ke sath sath sabhi ko bata diya tha..
Raj (ghurte huye)—lekin mujhe kisi ne batana jaruri nahi samjha, kyo…? Aap mere room me chal kar mujhe poori baat batao..chaliye..
Sheetal (hadbada kar)—arrey, rajjj..vo koi pagal tha…aisi koi khas baat nahi thi usme..to kya batate hum…? Kyo sadhana bhabhi, maine sahi kaha na… ? tu hi samjha na, raj ko...(mann me)..ye maa ji ne kya gadbad kar diya...ab abhay chacha ka naam sunte hi raj ko gussa na aa jaye kahi…phir use sambhalna mushkil ho jayega…
Sadhana (haklate huye)—haan..haan..rajj..vo koi khas baat nahi thi..mummy to aise hi choti choti baat par ghabra jati hain.
Raj—dekhne me cheenti bhi bahut choti hoti hai, lekin agar vo hathi ki soond me ghus jaye to uski mout ka karan ban jati hai…maa ji, aap chaliye mere room me..
Sheetal didi mujhe samjhane ki koshish karti rahi lekin main nahi ruka aur laxmi ko sath le kar apne room me aa gaya… mere piche piche sheetal didi aur sadhana bhi aa gayi…andar aate hi dono laxmi ko kuch na batane ka ishara karne lagi jise maine dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki baat kuch serious jarur hai jise sheetal didi aur sadhana nahi chahti ki mujhe pata chale..
Raj—maa ji, ab bataiye..kya baat hai…?
Sheetal—nahi, rajj aisi koi baat nahi hai…main bol rahi hu na…tujhe mujh par bhi yakin nahi hai kya…?
Raj—main phir bhi janna chahta hu didi kyon ki aap ke chehre par mujhe chinta ki lakire nazar aa rahi hain…aur aap ye janti hain ki main aap ko tension me nahi dekh sakta…isliye aap teeno ko meri kasam, sach sach bataiye ki baat kya hai..? main ab dubara nahi puchunga, batana ya na batana aap ki marzi…
Sheetal—raj, baat to kuch bhi nahi hai, jiska na to koi sir hai aur na hi pair..phir bhi tu janna chahta hai to main batati hu..
Sadhana (dhire se)—ye kya kar rahi hai sheetal…?
Sheetal (dhire se)—nahi yaar, uski kasam todne ki taqat mujhme nahi hai…vaise bhi baat hi to batana hai jisme waqai me koi dum nahi hai..
Raj—aap bataiye maa ji..aur aap dono pls..thodi der apna muh band rakhne ka kya lengi…?
Laxmi—beta, raat me mere mobile par kisi ka call aaya tha, vo bol raha tha ki tum koi bahurupiya ho aur koi raj vaaz nahi ho..usne ek address bhi diya hai aur kaha hai ki agar yakin na ho to yaha ja kar pata kar lo, sab sachchayi malum ho jayegi.
Raj—ye behuda harkat karne wala koun ho sakta hai…? Jarur sala vahi black star hoga…? Khair koi baat nahi uske bolne se kya main raj se bhoot ban jaunga…? Vo samajhta hai ki sab ko bahka kar mere khilaf kar dega…?
Sheetal—tabhi to main tujhse bol rahi thi ki bakwas baat hai..lekin tu meri sunta hi kaha hai aaj kal…?
Raj—lekin baat ko janna to mere liye jaruri tha na didi…vaise maa ji, usne address kya bataya tha…?
Laxmi—mere mobile me usne massage kiya tha, ye lo dekh lo..
Main laxmi ke hath se mobile le kar massage box check karne laga…koi unknown nuber se massage aaya tha..massage padhte hi main chounk gaya kyon ki address raghu ke ghar ka tha.
Raj (chounk kar)—arrey. Ye to raghu ke ghar ka address hai.
Sadhana—raghu..! koun raghu….?
Phir maine sadhana aur laxmi ko raghu aur avinash ke baare me sab bata diya..jise sun kar vo bhi hairan rah gayi..jabki sheetal didi ko to main pahle hi ye sab bata chuka tha, to vah iss baat par normal dikhi.
Laxmi—ab samajh me aaya ki usko, raghu ko dekh kar galat fahmi huyi hai..vo tumhe raj ki bajaye raghu samajh raha hai.
Sadhana—mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai mummy.
Sheetal—raj, mujhe vo cd dekhni hai..jaldi chalu kar na..
Raj—ye cd kisi film ki nahi hai balki black star ne bheji hai…apni congratulations ka matlab samjhane ke liye…pata nahi ab ki bar kya naya kaand kar diya isne jo mujhe cd bhej kar batana chahta hai…? Aap dono na hi dekho to achcha hai..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaa black star ne bheji hai…?
Raj—haan, usne abhi thodi der pahle phone kar ke bataya mujhe..na jane kya dikhana chahta hai vo mujhe…?
Sheetal—tab to main jarur dekhungi..pata to chale ki uss harami ne tujhe cd me koun si dhamki di hai…? Aur agar tune ab koi cd play karne me koi aana kani dikhayi to main ye laptop patak putuk ke tod phod dungi..samajh gaya.
Raj—theek hai, chalu kar raha hu..gussa kyo karte ho…? Jab dekho gussa naak me hi dhara rahta hai aap ke..
Maine laptop me lagi cd ko play kar diya…sheetal didi mere ek taraf to sadhana dusri taraf se chipak kar bistar me let gayi jabki laxmi chair par baith kar dekhne lagi…CD start hote hi main chounk gaya, kyon ki usme main hi dikh raha tha.
Raj (mann me, shocked)—ooyee madarchod, ye to main hu…iska matlab ki iski maa ko chodu, isne meri video bana kar mujhe hi bhej di…lekin kyo…..?
Video recording ki shuruwat vaha se thi jaha se main jyoti ke ghar se nikal raha tha, uske baad main ek bus me baith kar apne gaon jaate huye phone par kisi se baat karne me laga hua tha…bus stand aate hi main vaise hi baat karte huye niche utar gaya…tabhi mere paas se ek car gujar kar gayi.
Aur tabhi dhaanyyy…dhaannyyy..goli chalne ki awaz aayi aur main khoon se lathpath ho kar vahi gir gaya….ye dekhte hi sheetal didi ki ankho me anshu bahne lage aur vo jor se mujhse lipat kar rone lagi.
Sheetal (rote huye)—kitni berahmi se mara tha kamino ne tujhe…
Raj—main bilkul theek hu didi..Jako rakhe saainya maar sake na koy…aap bevajah ro rahi ho ..
Sadhana (shocked)—rajj, tumhe goli lagi thi, lekin kisne chalayi ye goli….?
Raj—ye to uss din ki recording hai jab main jyoti ke ghar se gaon lout raha tha…aur raste me jyoti ka call aa gaya tha to usse baate karne me mera dhyan tha..kisne chalayi khud hi dekh lo…?
Maine recording aage play ki to samne se deshraj aur rahul apne admiyo ke sath mere upar fire karne me lage huye the.. par tabhi mera dhyan ek car par gaya jo mere paas se goli chalne ke pahle gujar kar aage pahuchte hi ruk gayi thi…side mirror me lage glass me uska kuch kuch chehra nazar aa raha tha jo ki mujhe kuch jana pahchana sa laga.
Maine cd ko thoda rewind kar ke piche kiya, jab vo cae mere karib se nikli thi…lekin phir dekhte hi hum sabhi chounk gaye..kyon ki rewind kar ke dekhne par jaise hi vah car mere karib se nikli thi vaise hi kuch seconds ke liye car ka glass khula aur usme se ek admi ne apni jeb me hath dala, tabhi do teen goliya aa kar mujhe lagi, iske baad vo gadi aage nikal gayi..uske aage badhte hi deshraj aur rahul ke revolver se nikli huyi goliya aa kar mujhe lagi…lekin goli chalate huye unka kisi ka scene cd me nahi aaya.
Lekin unn kuch seconds me hi uss car wale admi ka chehra nazar aa gaya…jise dekh kar main hairan rah gaya..aisa hi kuch haal sadhana, laxmi ka bhi hua jabki sheetal didi to usko by face usko pahchanti hi nahi thi magar shocked vah bhi huyi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—abhay chachaaa…‼ sala main to abhi tak yahi samajh raha tha ki mujhe thakur ne goli marwayi thi lekin yaha to ye madarchod abhay bhi shamil tha.
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—main iss harami ko jinda nahi chhodungi jisne tujh par goli chalayi..isne jarur jeb me revolver rakhi hogi, isliye jeb me hath dalte hi goli aa kar raj ko lagi…koun hai ye harami…? (chumte huye) Bhagwan ka lakh lakh shukra hai ki tu bach gaya warna inn haramiyo ne to tujhe jaan se maarne me koi kasar baki nahi chhodi thi…
Raj (anshu pochte huye)—jiske paas aap ki jaisi didi aur sadhana jaisi pyar karne wali mehbooba ho, use bhala kya ho sakta hai…?
Sadhana (shocked)—abhayyy..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaa…ye harami hai abhayyy….?
Laxmi—haan, ye vahi hai..sala kamina..meri beti sadhana ke piche hath pair dho ke pada hua hai…
Raj (chounk kar)—sadhana, tumhe kaise malum ki ye abhay hai…? Kya kiya isne tumhare sath…? Dekho sadhana, sach kya hai, ye main janta hu..phir bhi tumse sunna chahta hu…tumhe meri kasam..
Sadhana (hadbada kar)—nn..nahi rajj..aisi koi baat nahi hai..vo to bas..aise hi..
Raj—tum nahi batana chaho to tumhari marzi…
“Shama Ko Shama Ki Baharo Ne Loota,
Hame Kashti Ne Nahi, Uske Kinaro Ne Loota,
Tum To Darr Gayi Hamari Bas Ek Hi Kasam Se,
Tum Dono Ki Kasam Dekar To Mujhe Hazaro Ne Loota.”
Sadhana (tension)—na..na..nahi raj, vo baat ye hai ki abhay ne hi uss din mere sath badatmizi karne ki koshish ki thi.. aur pahle bhi vo mujhe kayi bar pareshan kar chuka hai…pata nahi vo mere piche kyo pada hua hai…? Maine kya bigada hai uska…?
Laxmi—kal bhi phone par awaz mujhe issi admi abhay ki hi lag rahi thi beta..jarur isne hi mujhe phone kiya hoga..
Raj (mood kharab)—uss madarchod ki to main ab poore vidhi vidhan se band baaje ke sath maiya chodunga..
Sheetal (chounk kar)—omg..ye..sabbb..kyaaa hai..rajjj…?
Raj—kyaaa…?
Sheetal—arrey vo sab chhod aur yaha dekh…jo ho raha hai…
Sheetal didi ki baat sun kar main bhi laptop me chal rahi CD ko dekhne laga to main bhi chounk gaya….kyon ki mujhe goli lagne ke baad thakur ke admi utha kar ek jagah le ja kar mera daah sanskar kar rahe the.
Raj (shocked)—ye madarchod kaise ho sakta hai…? Main to yaha jinda baitha hu..inki maa ko chodu, phir ye antim sanskar kis ka kar rahe hain….?
Sheetal—tera aur kis ka…?
Raj (shocked)—whattt….?
Maine rewind kar ke dekha to sach me vo madarchod mera hi kriya karm kar rahe the….ye dekh kar to main hairan rah gaya..kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ye kaise possible hai….?
Raj (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai….? Main to yaha jinda baitha hu…aur yaha mujhe ye log jala bhi rahe hain..agar main marr chuka tha to phir jinda kaise ho gaya….?
Sadhana (hairan)—ye sab kya hai raj….?
Raj—jab meri samajh me khud hi kuch nahi aa raha hai to tumhe kya batau ab….?
Laxmi (hairan)—ab main samjhi ki vo kamina abhay tumhe bahurupiya kyo bol raha tha….?
Raj—to kya tum logo ko bhi lagta hai ki main raj nahi hu balki koi bahuroopiya hu….?
Laxmi—main kya bolu beta…lekin ye cd dekhne ke baad har koi yahi samjhega ki abhay sach bol raha tha ki tum raj nahi ho…?
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—tumhe koi kuch bhi samjhe, lekin mera dil yahi kahta hai ki tum hi raj ho…magar ye samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki ye sab kya chakkar hai….?
Laxmi—main to vishwash kar lungi lekin sheetal beta, sab ko samjhaogi kya aur kaise….? Koun yakin karega tumhari baat par iss cd ko dekhne ke baad…..?
Sheetal—jab sheetal rahegi hi nahi to koi dekhega kaise aur jab dekhega hi nahi to kuch samjhane ki jarurat hi nahi padegi kisi ko…main ye cd hi tod deti hu..
Sadhana—yaar ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki jisko unko maarne ke baad jalaya vo raj ka hi koi hum shakal ho…?
Raj (confuse, tension)—nahi sadhana, jise goli lagi aur jisko utha kar sab jalane le gaye, vo main hi tha…kyon ki mujhe goli lagne tak to sab kuch yaad hai lekin uske baad ka mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi hai….mujhe jab dubara hosh aaya to main kisi dusri hi jagah par pada hua tha…lekin main vaha tak 50 km door pahucha kaise….? Koun le ja kar mujhe vaha phenk aaya….? Aur yaha mujhe jalaya bhi ja raha hai aur main jinda bhi hu…kya paheli hai ye….?
Sheetal—tu tension mat le…ja ja kar naha le…main sab dekh lungi..
Main vaha se uth kar nahane ke liye jane hi vala tha ki tabhi jaise mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main turant palat kar sheetal didi ke hath se cd le kar laptop me laga diya, jise ki didi bas todne hi ja rahi thi...mere aise unke hath se cd chhudane se vo bhi hairan ho gayi.
Sheetal (hairan)—raj, kya hua... ?
Raj—bas ek min ruko…
Maine cd ko forward karte huye aage badhata gaya aur jaise hi mujhe jalane wala scene aaya to main chounk gaya...mere chounkne ki vajah ye thi ki uss jagah se 100 mtr ki doori par ped ki aad me ek langda phate chithde kapde pahne dono hath upar kiye huye jor jor se apne ek pair par naach raha tha.
Uski dadhi kafi badhi huyi thi..jiske karan uska chehra saaf saaf dikhayi nahi de raha tha...sadhana aur sheetal didi ko mere dubara cd dekhne par jab kuch samajh me nahi aaya to maine unhe ungli se ishara kar ke vajah bata di.....dono uss langde admi ko dekh kar chounk gayi..sabse jyada sadhana shocked huyi...sheetal didi hairani se sadhana ki taraf dekhne lagi ankho hi ankho me kuch ishara kar ke puchte huye.
Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—omg…ye..ye to vahii haii...ye langda rajasthan se yaha itni door kaise pahuch gaya….?
Sheetal (hairan, mann me)—lagta hai ki ye langda vahi hai jiske baare me sadhana ne bataya tha…lekin ye yaha kya kar raha hai….?
Raj (mann me)—ye langda koun hai madarchod…? iski maa ko chodu, kuch dimag hi kaam nahi kar raha hai..lagta hai ki kisi ki bur me lund pelna padega, tabhi kuch samajh me aa sakta hai..
Sheetal—tu yaha kya dekh raha hai….? Ja ja kar naha le..main tab tak nasta dekhti hu tere liye..aur tu iss CD ki tension na le..main sab sambhal lungi..mujhe poora vishwash hai ki tu hi mera raj hai.
Raj—thanks didi...I Love You, so much..
Main towel le kar nahane ke liye nadi ki taraf chal pada..abhi mere dimag me bas cd wali ghatna hi ghum rahi thi..ghar se bahar nikla to seema chachi shayad khet ja rahi thi main unhe rok kar chodne ka jugad karne ki soch hi raha tha ki ragini didi ne tok diya….
Ragini—raj kaha ja rahe ho…? Nahane nadi ja rahe ho kya….?
Raj—hmmm..lekin ye seema chachi itni jaldi jaldi kaha chali gayi…?
Ragini (mushkura kar)—tere chacha ke paas…vo khet me kuch jaruri kaam tha..
Raj—theek hai..main naha kar aata hu phir baat karte hain..
Main vaha se nadi ki taraf iss cd wali ghatna ke baare me sochte huye jane laga ki tabhi jeb me rakha hua madarchod mobile rone laga….maine dekha to koi unknown number tha..
Raj—hello
Dusri taraf se….
"STAR BLACK STAR."
Raj—ab kya hai madarchod.... ?
Black Star—maine kaha to tha ki main phir phone karunga jab tu mera bheja hua gift dekh lega uske baad …ab tune gift dekh liya hai to maine phone kiya jaisa maine vada kiya tha tujhse phone karne ka....vaise kaisa laga mera gift.... ? ummid hai bahut pasand aaya hoga….?
Raj—tujhe kaise malum ki maine gift dekh liya hai….?
Black Star—ye sab jaan kar tum kya karoge…? Vaise to main ye bhi janta hu ki tu iss samay nahane ke liye nadi ki taraf ja raha hai…hihihihi
Raj (shocked, mann me)—iss madarchod ko kaise malum ye….? Pakka kisi ki amma chudne wali hai aaj iss saand se…jarur ye mere madarchod pratap chacha ne bataya hoga….? Abhi ja kar pahle chacha ki hi maiya chodta hu…(kuch sochte huye).. lekin pratap chacha to vaha khet me apni gaand marwa raha hai..nahi, ye chacha ka kaam nahi ho sakta, use khet me rahte huye bhala kaise malum chal sakta hai ki maine cd dekh li hai ya nahi….? Iska matlab ki mere ghar me hi kisi gaand me khujli ho rahi hai….aaj mitata hu uss madarchod ki khujli…
Black Star—kya hua sp sahab..kaha kho gaye…..? kahi mera gift dekh kar pant to geela nahi ho gaya….hahahaha…..?
Raj—mera pant hi nahi lund bhi geela ho gaya hai, agar tujhe pata hi hai to aa kar chaat ke saaf kar de na madarchod..
Black Star (baat badalte huye)---achcha vo sab chhod…aur ye bata ki gift kaisa laga….?
Raj—ekdam bakwas…iss gift ki dhamki de kar tu ukhad kya lega re madarchod….?
Black Star—tu abhi tak congratulations ka matlab nahi samjha….? Chal koi baat nahi, main khud hi samjha deta hu tujhe.. tu bhi kya yaad karega ki kis raham dil dushman se pala pada hai…hihihihi…?
Raj (gusse me)—jyada hihihi karega to madarchod, mobile ke andar ghus kar tere muh me lund ghused kar moot dunga bhosdike..
Black Star—jitna chillana hai chilla le…ab teri pol sab ke samne khul jayegi..phir dekhta hu teri akad aur tera dum…
Raj (chilla kar)—koun si pol khol lega madarchod tu meri…?
Black Star—yahi ki ab sabko pata chal jayega ki tu raj nahi hai balki uska koi hum shakal hai jo raj ki shakal ka fayda utha raha hai..kyon ki raj to mar chuka hai jiska sabut mera gift hai...phir tera kya hoga bachche... ? mujhe to abhi se tere upar daya aa rahi hai..
Raj (gusse me)—apni daya ko apne bhosde me daal ke rakh madarchod...tujhe kya lagta hai ki teri baat par sab yakin kar lenge... ? jabki raj unke samne hai..
Black Star—cd dekhne ke baad bhi yakin nahi karenge... ? aur chal maine teri baat maan bhi li ki tu raj hai to khud ko sabit kaise karega ki tu raj hai….? Tu avinash ban ke uski biwi ko dhokha de raha hai jo ki tere bachche ki maa banne wali hai...jab usko ye pata chalega ki tu avinash nahi balki raj hai tab vo tere upar case karegi...yahi haal tera raghu ke yaha bhi hoga..kyon ki vaha bhi tune muh to mara hi hoga raghu ban ke...ab tere paas ek hi vikalp hai ki tu raj, avinash ya raghu me se kisi ek ko hi sabit kar sakta hai jo tu hai..baki do ka hatya ka case tere upar banega....jab tere ghar walo ko baki dono jagaho par teri kali kartoot pata chalegi to vah bhi tujhe galat hi samjhenge....teri jankari ke liye ek baat bata du ki maine ye gift avinash ki biwi aur raghu ke ghar bhi bheji hai sath me...ab soch ki tera kya hoga.... ? tu teeno me se koun hai, ye sabke samne aa jayega...aur haan, ek main baat batana to main bhul hi gaya, ki ye cd maine tere chacha abhay ke paas bhi bhej di hai jo ab bahut jaldi court me tere upar raj ka qatl karne aur uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar uski jaydad hadapne ki koshish karne ka muqadma dayar karne wala hai...aur iss cd se ye sabit ho jayega ki raj mar chuka hai, lihaja sari jaydad tere chacha ko kanuni roop se mil jayegi aur tujhe inam me phansi ki saza hogi...hihihihihi....ab tu apne aap ko raj, avinash ya phir raghu jo bhi sabit kar le baki do ka qatl karne aur dhokhadhadi karne ka case to banega..aur iski gawahi teeno ki family dengi....hihihihi
Raj (gusse me)—madarchoddd..teri maa ko chodu..bhosdike...tu bas ek baar mere samne aa ja..phir dekh main tera kya haal karta hu.... ?
Black Star—meri chhod aur tu apni soch ab...kyon ki ab tak to avinash ki biwi aur raghu ke ghar walo ne bhi mera gift dekh liya hoga..cd dekhne ke baad avinash ki biwi yahi samjhegi ki marne wala avinash hai jabki raghu ke ghar wale samjhenge ki raghu mara hai...aur tere ghar wale samjhenge ki raj mar chuka hai...ab tu sabit kar ki tu akhir hai koun,, ?
Raj—kyo samjhenge... ?
Black Star—vo isliye ki maine sath me ek letter bhi bheja hai jisme koun mara aur kisne maara, sab likha hai...hihihi.. janam din mubarak ho...hahahaha
Main abhi kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi usne call cut kar diya...uski baate sun kar mera to dimag hi chakrane laga tha..kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki ye sab kya jhamela hai.... ? yahi sab sochte huye maine mobile nikal kar pahle kumkum ko call aur phir shraddha ko.
Raj—hello, kumkum
Kumkum—haan, main bol rahi hu..lekin aap kaha ho... ?
Raj—main abhi bahar hu, achcha suno..mere liye koi parcel ya kisi tarah ka koi gift to nahi aaya... ?
Kumkum—ji, kuch aaya to hai mere naam se, lekin maine abhi khol kar dekha nahi hai..
Raj—sun, usko kholna bhi mat…ye sab mere dushmano ki chaal hai…mujhe khabar mili hai ki unhone usme bomb pack kar ke bheja hai tujhe aur hamare bachche ko maarne ke liye..jaise hi tum usko khologi, vaise hi vo blast ho jayega, samjhi
Kumkum (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?
Raj—haan, isliye ek kaam karo usko jaldi se kisi gutter me phenk do..
Kumkum (hairan)—ye bhagwan..! kitne harami hain ye log..hamare bachche ko maarna chahte hain, achcha hua ki maine khola nahi…main abhi ja kar usko gutter me phenk aati hu…
Raj—haan, jaldi kar..main baad me phone karta hu…..(mann me)..chalo, madarchod black star ka ek jagah ka plan to fail ho gaya, ab thoda shraddha ko laga kar dekhta hu..
Maine kumkum se baat karne ke baad shraddha ko call laga diya…do ring jate hi usne call utha liya…
Raj—hi meri jaan kaisi ho….?
Shraddha—pahle batao ki kaha ho aur ghar kyo nahi aaye.... ?
Raj—aary meri jaan itne saare sawal ek sath....
Shraddha—main ab tumhari biwi bhi hu, itna haq to banta hi hai mera puchne ka..
Raj—jarur banta hai..mere lund ki rani…akhir tu meri pyari bur wali didi jo hai…
Shraddha—ye mere sawal ka jawab nahi hai…
Raj—ek case ke silsile me bahar aaya hu didi darling..
Shraddha—kab tak aaoge…? Mujhe yaad aa rahi hai….?
Raj—bur dogi to aaunga warna abhi nahi…
Shraddha—vo to ab tumhari hi hai…meri vo lene ke liye tumhe kisi ki permission ki jarurat nahi hai..
Raj—achcha, vo sab chhodo didi aur meri baat dhyan se suno…ho sakta hai ki black star aapko kidnap karne ya maarne ke liye koi gift vagairah kuch bhi bheje to kholna mat usko, kyon ki uske andar bomb bhi ho sakta hai…
Shraddha—arrey haan, tumhari baat se dhyan aaya..kal ek gift aaya aaya…aur maine to usko khol bhi liya hai…lekin usme to koi bomb nahi tha balki ek CD thi aur uske sath me ek letter bhi tha jisko padhne ke baad mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya. Maine tumhe tabhi se kitni baar phone laga chuki hu, lekin tumne uthaya hi nahi..mujhe bahut tension ho rahi hai tab se..
Raj (tension)—kahi tumne vo CD dekhi to nahi…? Aur kya likha tha uss letter me…..?
Shraddha—uss letter me jo likha tha use padh ke to mera dimag kharab ho gaya tha..usme likha tha ki tum raghu nahi ho, balki uska koi hum shakal ho jisne raghu ko maar kar uski jagah ghar me ghus aaye sab ki izzat lootne ke liye…aur ye bhi likha tha ki yakin na ho to ye cd dekh lo..isme sabhi saboot hain..
Raj (tension)—to kya hai uss cd me…? Aur ghar me sabne kya kaha dekhne ke baad….?
Shraddha—maine abhi cd dekhi hi kaha hai..aur dekhti bhi to kisme dekhti….? Laptop to tumhare paas rahta hai…aur maine ye baat kisi ko nahi batayi hai abhi…pahle socha tha ki sab ko bata du lekin phir dhyan aaya ki kuch bhi ho par tum mere pati ho, isliye maine kisi ko kuch nahi bataya…..lekin ye sab kya chakkar hai….?
Raj (relax hote huye)—thank god…ye tumne achcha kiya ki vo cd dekhi nahi..warna sab gadbad ho jati abhi..
Shraddha—kyo….?
Raj—didi, ye sab black star ki sazish thi aapko maarne ki..isliye usne letter me ye sab likha jisse aap cd dekho aur phir jaise hi aap cd chalu karti vo blast ho jati aur phir aap khatam…ye sab mujhse badla lene ki sazish thi..kyon ki maine aap ko uske changul se nikal laya tha do do baar…aap ke sath sath poore ghar wale bhi maare jate…ab aaya samajh me…
Shraddha (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….?
Raj—haan, aur suno, uss cd me samne wale kuwe me phenk do aur vo letter bhi..
Shraddha—main abhi ja kar phenkti hu….sala vo harami black star, ye sab sazish kar raha hai ab…harami ke gaand me bade bade kide padenge..
Raj—achcha didi, bahut mann kar raha hai..aa jaau ek baar aap ki bur lene….?
Shraddha—hmmm,
Raj—ok, main jaldi aata hu ek do ghante me…(mann me)..black star, tere do plan to fail ho gaye…ab teesre ke baare me sochne ke liye pahle kisi ki bur me lund pelna padega…
Iske baad maine call cut kar diya…ab mere mann se thodi tension kam huyi thi…lekin abhay ke court case wali tension abhi bhi thi….uske baare me sochte huye main nadi tak pahuch gaya…mera dhyan kahi aur laga hua tha to main nanga ho kar nadi me ghus gaya aur nahane laga.
Naha kar jab bahar aaya to ye dekh kar chounk gaya ki mere kapde apni jagah se gayab the….main idhar udhar nanga hi ghum ghum kar dekhne laga lekin vo kahi nahi dikhayi pade.
Raj (shocked)—madarchod, mere kapde kaha gaye…? Iski maa ko chodu, koun chura le gaya itni jaldi…..? lagta hai ki ab nanga hi ghar jana padega... ?
Main ye sochte huye vahi par ankhe band kar ke baith gaya...ussi samay nadi me nahane ke liye kuch aurate aa rahi thi, unme se ek ki nazar jaise hi mere upar padi to vah chounk gayi.
Aurat—sagun beti, vo dekh naaga baba....jai ho naaga baba ki..tu bhi chal pranam kar naaga baba ko..
Sagun (chounk kar)—maa, vo naaga baba nahi hai..uske paas mat jao...(mann me)..maa, jise tum naaga baba samajh rahi ho vo naga baba nahi balki hamara padosi raj hai...uske paas mat jao, nahi to patak ke tumhe bhi pel dega vo...baap re, kitna bada lund hai raj ka...radha kaki sach hi kah rahi thi...aur mota bhi kitna hai...meri to bur hi phad dalega ye.. pata nahi pushpa bua aur sarla didi ne itna bada lund apni bur me kaise jhel payi hongi... ?
Sagun’s maa—arrey tu pagal hai..naaga baba ki shaktiyo ko nahi janti..tujhe kya kya pata ki vo apni shakti se jo chahe kar sakte hain....chal tu bhi mere sath chal...agar naaga baba ne chaha to teri sooni kokh jarur hari ho jayegi...(mann me).. naga baba ka lund kitna bada hai...aisa kisi admi ka ho hi nahi sakta..ye jarur unki tapasya ka phal hai..tabhi naaga baba ka lund itna bada aur mota hai...
Uski maa apne sath sagun bhabhi ko jabran hath pakad kar mere paas le aayi aur phir mere pairo me gir kar pranam karne lagi....apne pairo me mulayam hatho ka sparsh hote hi meri ankhe chounk kar khul gayi...maine apne samne ek aurat ko sastaang dandwat ki mudra me leti dekh kar hadbada gaya....jabki sagun bhabhi to ankhe phade hairani se mere lund ko hi dekhne me khoyi huyi thi...par mera dhyan abhi sagun bhabhi ke chehre ki taraf gaya nahi tha,
Sagun’s maa—jai ho naaga baba ki....dhanya ho maharaj, jo aap ke darshan huye...
Raj (hadbada kar)—ye..ye..door hat...door hat...main koi naga baba nahi hu..samjhi...
Sagun’s maa—aap ke darshan kar ke main dhanya ho gayi naaga baba...hame ashirwad do naaga baba...
Raj—arrey ye kya kar rahi hai... ? chhod mera pair....madarchod, baithe bithaye ye kya musibat gale pad gayi.... ? maine kaha na ki main koi naaga baba vaanga baba nahi hu…chhod pair..
Sagun’s maa (dono hath se pair pakadte huye)—nahi naaga baba, main aapke pair tab tak nahi chhodungi jab tak aap ka ashirwad nahi mil jata…
Raj (mood kharab)—madarchodd..main koi naaga baba nahi hu…samajh me nahi aata kya…? Main to kapde utar kar nadi me nahane ke liye ghusa tha ki pata nahi koun madarchod mere kapde chura ke bhag gaya…? Ek to main pahle hi kapde churane wale ki maa ko chodu kapde gayab hone se pareshan hu..upar se tu naaga baba naaga baba kah kah ke mera mood kharab kiye padi hai….Ab samajh me aaya ki main koi naaga baba nahi hu…
Sagun’s maa—aap kuch bhi kah lo..main janti hu ki naaga baba ka gussa aisa hi hota hai…main to aap ko dekhte hi samajh gayi thi ki aap koi bahut pahuche huye naaga baba hain….ab to main bina ashirwad liye aap ke pair nahi chhodungi … chahe kuch bhi ho jaye aaj to…badi mushkil se to naaga baba ke darshan huye hain..
Raj (gusse me)—dekh mera pair chhod de..warna agar kahi iss naaga baba ka naag gussa ho kar tere bill me ghus gaya na to 9 mahine baad teri bur ko phad ke chota naaga baba bahar nikal ayega..samjhi..
Sagun’s maa—arrey sagun beti..tu kya dekhne me khoyi huyi hai….? vo sab naaga baba ki tapasya ki shakti ke karan aisa ho gaya hai….tu bhi pair pakad naaga baba ke…
Sagun ka naam sunte hi pahli bar mera dhyan dusri taraf gaya to main sagun bhabhi ko dekh kar chounk gaya…sagun bhabhi ki hi tarah uski maa bhi gori, khubsurat aur ekdam gadarayi gaand wali mast aurat thi….sagun bhabhi ki nazre abhi bhi mere lund par hi tiki huyi thi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—sagun bhabhiii..lekin kya hua inko…aise kya dekh rahi hain….? Aur ye aurat koun hai…?
Jab maine sagun bhabhi ki nazro ka picha kiya to sab samajh me aa gaya….samajh me aate hi mere chehre par nayi bur milne ki ummid dikhti dekh kar mushkurahat aa gayi.
Raj—tum koun ho aur mujhse kya chahti ho….?
Sagun’s maa—naaga baba, main iss ladki ki maa hu..aur ye meri beti sagun hai…bechari ke shadi ke itne saal hone ke baad bhi god sooni hai…bechari ko raat din baanjh hone ka taana sahna padta hai…agar aap ka ashirwad mil jaye to meri beti ki kokh hari ho jayegi jisse zindagi barbad hone se bach jayegi…maine suna hai ki naaga baba ka ashirwad kabhi khali nahi jata aur aap to koi bahut bade siddh naaga baba ho…meri beti ko maa banne ka ashirwad de do naaga baba…
Raj (khush, mann me)—bahut badhiya jugad ban sakta hai do bur chodne ka…sagun bhabhi ko to main vaise bhi chodna chahta tha…ab lagta hai ki beti ki bur ke sath uski maa ki bur free me mil sakti hai.
Shagun (sharmate huye)—maa, ye kya kar rahi ho…?
Shagun’s maa—tu chup kar..ab dekhna naaga baba ke ashirwad se tum jarur maa ban jaogi..
Raj (khush)—hum avashya tumhari beti ko maa bana sakte hain..lekin usme ek samasya hai..
Shagun’s maa—aap ke jaise mahan naaga baba ke hote huye kaisi samasya maharaj…?
Raj—jaisa ki tum dekh hi chuki ho ki hamari sari shaktiya hamare lund me hain…isliye ashirwad bhi hum kewal lund se hi de sakte hain…aur tumhari beti ko maa banne ka ashirwad dene ke liye hame tumhari beti ki bur me lund ghused kar use chodna padega..jab hum tumhari beti ki bur ko apne lund se chodenge to hamare lund se ashirwad nikalega jisse tumhari beti maa ban jayegi..
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa……?
Raj—jaldi bolo mere paas samay nahi hai…mujhe phir dusri jagah jana hai….agar main yaha se chala gaya to tumhari beti kabhi maa nahi ban payegi..ramta jogi, bahta pani,,inka koi bharosa nahi..
Shagun’s maa—theek hai naaga baba, jaisa aap theek samjhe….bas kisi tarah meri beti ko maa bana dijiye..mujhe aur kya chahiye..
Shagun—maaa…ye tum kya bol rahi ho….? Tumhe pata bhi hai ki vo kya bol raha hai….?
Shagun’s maa—haa beti, pata hai...lekin agar tujhe maa banne ka sukh pana hai to ye naaga baba ki baat par amal karna hi hoga...nahi to teri saas teri soutan la kar bitha degi ghar me aur phir teri zindagi nark se bhi badtar ban jayegi....isliye beti naga baba ki baat maan le...naga baba sab theek kar denge..
Raj ( khush)—bilkul, tumhara jeevan sukhmay ho jayega...naga baba ke naag ka ashirwad kabhi nisphal nahi hota..
Shagun (mann me)—radha kaki sahi kahti thi ki ye kamina sach much me bahut bada chudakkad hai...dekho to kaise mujhe chodne ke naam se iska lund khushi se fanfana raha hai...vaise bhi mere paas aur koi rasta bhi to nahi hai, agar uski apni sagi bua raj se chudwa kar maa ban sakti hai, sarla aur tara didi raj se chudwa kar maa ban sakti hain to main kyo nahi raj se chudwa sakti.... ? ab to maa bhi khud mujhe raj se chudwana chahti hai..bechari kitni bholi hai, ye bhi nahi janti ki ye kitna bada kamina aur chudakkad hai...use naaga baba samajh rahi hai..
Shagun’s maa—naga baba, aap chinta mat karo...main apni beti ko mana lungi...bas aap jaldi se jaldi shagun ko maa banne ka ashirwad de dijiye..
Raj—theek hai, kintu ek pareshani hai usme mata ji..
Shagun’s maa—ab kaisi pareshani hai naaga baba…..?
Raj—naga baba ke naag ke darshan kabhi nisphal nahi hote…jo bhi naaga baba ke naag ke darshan karta hai use ashirwad me kuch na kuch avashya milta hai…tumhari beti ki manokamna to poori ho hi jayegi maa banne ki kintu uske sath sath tumhe bhi naaga baba ke naag ka ashirwad lena hoga…tabhi tumhari beti ek bahut hi khubsurat ladke ki maa banegi, lekin sath me tumhe bhi ashirwad me ek bachcha ki maa hone ka saubhagya prapt hoga..
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?
Raj—haan, naaga baba ke naag ke darshan vyarth nahi hote…
Shagun (mann me)—kamina, mere sath sath meri maa ko bhi chodna chahta hai…bahut bada chudakkad hai ye raj sach me..
Shagun’s maa (tension)—lekin naga baba..
Raj (beech me hi)—tum hamare ashirwad ko grahan karne se inkaar kar ke naaga baba ke naag ka apman kar rahi ho..iska ghor parinam bhugatna padega tum dono ko..
Shagun’s maa (darte huye)—nahi..nahi naga baba, gussa mat hoiye…jaisa aap chahenge, vaisa hi hoga…agar aisa hai to main bhi aap ka ashirwad lene ko taiyar hu..
Shagun (shocked)—maaaa..!
Shagun’s maa—haan beti, shayad naaga baba ke ashirwad se hi tujhe ek bhai mil jaye…jiske liye tum teeno bahne aaj tak taras rahi thi…naaga baba mujhe aapki baat manzur hai..
Raj—theek hai, to phir kal gaon ke bahar wale khandahar me yahi samay par dono maa beti aa jana….ye naga baba tum dono ko vahi par dono ko maa banne ka ashirwad de dega..
Dono (chounk kar)—kyaaa khandahar me….?
Raj—haan, hum vahi ja kar tapasya karenge…hamare paas koi bhoot ya pret nahi aa sakta…sab iss naaga baba ke naag se darte hain..ab tum dono jao aur kal theek time par vaha aa jana..
Shagun’s baba—jaisi aapki aagya naaga baba…
Iske baad vo dono vaha se nadi ki taraf nahane chali gayi..aur main do nayi bur milne ki khushi me khush ho gaya…tabhi mujhe mobile ki ring bajne ki awaz sunayi padi to main chounk kar idhar udhar dekhne laga to meri nazar ek ped par baithe do bandaro par gayi jinke paas vo mobile tha aur sath me mere kapde bhi..ye dekh kar main chounk gaya.
Raj (chounk kar)—arry, ye to mera mobile hai..aur ye kapde bhi mere hi hain..! ab samjha, madarchodo, ye sab tumhara kaam hai..ruko abhi ped me chadh ke tum dono ki maa chodta hu..
Main turant ped par chadhne laga to vo dono bandar mujhe dekh kar daant kitkitane lage lekin jab mujhe darte nahi dekha to unki gaand phat gayi…dono bhagne lage lekin ek ki pooch meri pakad me aa gayi…khud ko girne se bachane ke liye usne dusre bandar ki pooch pakad li aur iss tarah hum teeno hi ek sath niche gir gaye….niche girte hi mere hath se unki pooch chhut gayi aur vo dono mera mobile aur kapde chhod kar apni gaand bacha kar bhaag khade huye.. ek baar piche mud kar bhi nahi dekha dono ne..
Maine jaldi se apne kapde pahne aur mobile dekhne laga ki call kis ka aa raha tha..dekha to pratap chacha ka call tha..isliye maine unhe call laga kar baat karne laga..koyi nayi baat samne nahi aayi..bas yahi bataya unhone ki aaj unhe khet me do naye mobile mile hain jinka number vahi tha jinse do baar black star ne mujhe call kiya tha.
Chacha ko mann hi mann khoob galiya dete huye main ghar vapis lout aaya…sheetal didi ne uss cd ko tod phod kar phenk diya tha…roopa chachi ne khana la kar diya to main khane laga…khana khane ke baad mujhe dayachand ka khyal aaya to maine unko apne room me aane ko kaha.
Dayachand—haan, raj beta..tumne bulaya mujhe…?
Raj (darwaja lock kar ke)—dayachand ji, main aapse kuch jaruri baate karna chahta hu..
Dayachand—haan beta bolo..
Raj—dayachand ji, akhir aisa kya hai jiski vajah se black star aap ke piche pada hua hai….? Aisa koun sa raaz hai jisko aap sabse chhupana chah rahe hain….? Aur uss raaz ko black star janna chahta hai...yaha tak ki aapne uss raaz ke baare me apni family tak ko bhi kuch nahi bataya...akhir kya raaz hai vo, main vo raaz janna chahta hu... ? akhir aisa kya hai uss raaz me.... ?
Dayachand (hadbada kar)—rrr..raazzz..kkk..koun sa raazzz.... ? main to kuch bhi nahi janta beta...tum kis raaz ki baat kar rahe ho.... ?
Raj—dekhiye, aapne mujhe beta kaha hai..aur vaise bhi main aapka damad hu, iss naate se bhi aapka beta hi hu…aapne uss ladki ki, meri sadhana ki jaan bachayi hai jise main bahut pyar karta hu…vo black star ab meri jaan ke sath sath aapki beti ki jaan ka bhi dushman hai…agar aap ko mujh par bharosa nahi hai to main aapse koi jabardasti nahi karunga, lekin black star tak pahuchne aur uski sazish ko nakaam karne ke liye mera uss raaz ko janna jaruri hai…aap ko aap ki beti sadhana ki kasam,,
Dayachand—maine kisi ko vachan diya tha ki ye raaz kabhi kisi ko nahi bataunga magar aaj tumne sadhana ki kasam de kar mujhe majbur kar diya…theek hai beta, aaj main tumhe vo raaz bataunga jiski vajah se black star mere piche pada hua hai…main to uss raaz ki sirf ek sidhi hu, lekin uss raaz tak pahuchne ka rasta tum ho…aaj main tumhe vo hairatangej aur sansanikhej raaz bataunga jise sun kar shayad tum bhi vishwash na karo..aur sun kar chounk jaoge..
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Jaha main black star se baate karte huye pratap chacha ke paas kheto me ja raha tha vahi ghar me subah uthte hi sadhana aur sheetal didi janam din me mile gifts ko khol kar dekhne ka kaam karne lagi..
Sabhi ke gifts khol kar vo ek jagah category ke anusar alag alag ekattha kar ke rakhne lagi….last me bacha hua gift jaise hi sadhana ne khola to usme pack gift ko dekhte hi vah aur sheetal dono hi chounk gayi.
Ab aage……
Black Star—ajib kism ke admi ho tum..maine tumhe janamdin ki mubarakbad dene ke liye call kiya, bajaye mera dhanyawad karne ke tum to gussa hone lage..
Raj (dimag kharab)—madarchodd..matlab ki baat kar..phone kis liye kiya hai…?
Black Star—maine tere liye ek special gift bheja hai tere janam din ke shubh avsar par…lagta hai ki tune abhi tak dekha nahi hai…?
Raj (chounk kar)—kaisa gift….?
Black Star—jab dekhega to tere hosh ud jayenge…
Raj (tension, mann me)—kahi madarchod ne kisi ko tapka to nahi diya….?
Black Star—tu ab tak meri paheli samajh nahi paya..lekin mujhe ummid hai ki mera gift dekhne ke baad jarur samajh jayega…ja ja kar pahle gift dekh le…main ek ghante baad phir se tujhe phone karunga…aur haan, gift dekhte samay apne dil ko kabu me rakhna kahi aisa na ho ki tera heart fail hi ho jaye…? Hahahaha.
Ye sunte hi mera dimag tension me aa gaya…sabse jyada mujhe iss baat ka darr tha ki kahi madarchod ne kisi ka kalyan na kar diya ho…? Uska phone call cut hote hi Main chacha ke paas jana chhod kar vapis tezi se ghar ki taraf palat gaya.
Jaha main black star se baate karte huye pratap chacha ke paas kheto me ja raha tha vahi ghar me subah uthte hi sadhana aur sheetal didi janam din me mile gifts ko khol kar dekhne ka kaam karne lagi..
Sabhi ke gifts khol kar vo ek jagah category ke anusar alag alag ekattha kar ke rakhne lagi….last me bacha hua gift jaise hi sadhana ne khola to usme pack gift ko dekhte hi vah aur sheetal dono hi chounk gayi….tab tak pariwar ke kuch member vaha aa chuke the..unki bhi kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ye mazra kya hai…? Magar kamre me koi aisa bhi tha ki uske andar laddoo phoot rahe the jaise ki use pahle se pata ho ki uss cd me kya hai…?
Sheetal (chounk kar)—ye kya hai….? Kaisa gift hai ye…?
Sadhana (hairan)—ye CD hai…gift me cd dene ka kya matlab ho sakta hai….? Aur ye diya kisne hai….?
Sheetal (tension)—mujhe to abhi se dekhte hi tension hone lagi hai….naam dekh packet me dene wale ka naam likha hoga.
Sadhana (packet dekhte huye)—nahi, kisi ka bhi naam nahi likha hua hai iss par…ab pata kaise chale ki iss cd me hai kya..?
Sheetal—ek kaam karti hu..main raj ka laptop le kar aati hu..usme laga kar dekhte hain..
Sheetal didi mere room me ja kar mere bag se laptop nikalne lagi..laptop le kar vo sadhana ko pakda diya..usne uss cd ko laga kar play kiya to dekhte hi chounk gaye sabhi…tab tak main bhi ghar pahuch gaya aur sidha didi ke room me aa gaya jaha pahle se hi ghar walo ki bheed jama thi.
Raj—didi, kuch hua hai kya, jo sab log ek sath yaha jama hain….?
Sheetal (play rok kar)—nahi to..kyo…? aur tum subah subah kaha chale gaye the….? Raat me bhi tum apne room me nahi the….? Main teen chaar aayi thi tumhare room me, kaha chale gaye the raat me….? Pata hai mujhe kitni tension ho rahi thi..
Raj (tension)—vo sab baad me bataunga didi…pahle mujhe batao ki koi bina naam wala gift aaya hai kya matlab ki jiske packet par gift dene wale ka koi naam na likha ho…? Aur ye to mera laptop hai, ye yaha koun laya…? (mann me)..achcha hua ki raat me ritu didi ko ghar se bahar le gaya tha warna lafda ho jata..
Malti—vahi gift to dekh rahe hain sabhi beta…kisi ne gift me cd bheji hai..isliye tera laptop sheetal le kar aayi hai cd dekhne ke liye…
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa..CD…bheji hai madarchod ne…?
Sheetal (ghurte huye)—rajjj..kyaa kaha tumne…?
Raj (galti samajh me aate hi)—ohh sorry didi…galti se muh se gaali nikal gayi..I’m sorry….lekin kya hai cd me….?
Rashmi—vahi to dekh rahe the ki tum aa gaye aur sheetal ne turant band kar diya…vaise bhi tumhari chhezo ko sheetal ke alawa koi hath nahi lagata hai ghar me..
Raj—hmmm…lekin vo gift specially mere liye hai…iss tarah dusro ki confidential cheeze nahi dekhni chahiye…upar se ye departmentally matter hai…chalo lao idhar..
Sheetal—lekin raj…?
Raj—sorry didi, maine kaha na ki ye police department ka matter hai…aap ko aise anjaan aur sandigdh gift ko nahi kholna chahiye..ho sakta hai ki mera koi dushman uske andar bomb pack kar ke bhej de jo open karte hi blast ho jaye..isliye aise matter pahle mujhe bataya karo, khud koi decision lene se pahle..
Laxmi (mann me)—raj sahi kah raha hai...mujhe raj ko kal wale anjan phone call ke baare me sab bata dena chahiye..
Maine laptop ko utha liya aur apne room me jane laga…jisse sheetal didi ka mood kharab ho gaya, sath me sadhana ka bhi.. main abhi darwaje tak hi pahucha tha ki tabhi laxmi ki baat sun kar kamre se bahar jate mere kadam vahi ruk kar rah gaye.
Laxmi—beta, vo kal mere paas kisi anjaan admi ka phone aaya tha jo badi utpatang baate kar raha tha mujhse..
Raj (chounk kar)—kaisa phone call…? Kya bol raha tha vo…? Aapne mujhe bataya kyo nahi…?
Laxmi—maine to turant hi sheetal aur sadhana ke sath sath sabhi ko bata diya tha..
Raj (ghurte huye)—lekin mujhe kisi ne batana jaruri nahi samjha, kyo…? Aap mere room me chal kar mujhe poori baat batao..chaliye..
Sheetal (hadbada kar)—arrey, rajjj..vo koi pagal tha…aisi koi khas baat nahi thi usme..to kya batate hum…? Kyo sadhana bhabhi, maine sahi kaha na… ? tu hi samjha na, raj ko...(mann me)..ye maa ji ne kya gadbad kar diya...ab abhay chacha ka naam sunte hi raj ko gussa na aa jaye kahi…phir use sambhalna mushkil ho jayega…
Sadhana (haklate huye)—haan..haan..rajj..vo koi khas baat nahi thi..mummy to aise hi choti choti baat par ghabra jati hain.
Raj—dekhne me cheenti bhi bahut choti hoti hai, lekin agar vo hathi ki soond me ghus jaye to uski mout ka karan ban jati hai…maa ji, aap chaliye mere room me..
Sheetal didi mujhe samjhane ki koshish karti rahi lekin main nahi ruka aur laxmi ko sath le kar apne room me aa gaya… mere piche piche sheetal didi aur sadhana bhi aa gayi…andar aate hi dono laxmi ko kuch na batane ka ishara karne lagi jise maine dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki baat kuch serious jarur hai jise sheetal didi aur sadhana nahi chahti ki mujhe pata chale..
Raj—maa ji, ab bataiye..kya baat hai…?
Sheetal—nahi, rajj aisi koi baat nahi hai…main bol rahi hu na…tujhe mujh par bhi yakin nahi hai kya…?
Raj—main phir bhi janna chahta hu didi kyon ki aap ke chehre par mujhe chinta ki lakire nazar aa rahi hain…aur aap ye janti hain ki main aap ko tension me nahi dekh sakta…isliye aap teeno ko meri kasam, sach sach bataiye ki baat kya hai..? main ab dubara nahi puchunga, batana ya na batana aap ki marzi…
Sheetal—raj, baat to kuch bhi nahi hai, jiska na to koi sir hai aur na hi pair..phir bhi tu janna chahta hai to main batati hu..
Sadhana (dhire se)—ye kya kar rahi hai sheetal…?
Sheetal (dhire se)—nahi yaar, uski kasam todne ki taqat mujhme nahi hai…vaise bhi baat hi to batana hai jisme waqai me koi dum nahi hai..
Raj—aap bataiye maa ji..aur aap dono pls..thodi der apna muh band rakhne ka kya lengi…?
Laxmi—beta, raat me mere mobile par kisi ka call aaya tha, vo bol raha tha ki tum koi bahurupiya ho aur koi raj vaaz nahi ho..usne ek address bhi diya hai aur kaha hai ki agar yakin na ho to yaha ja kar pata kar lo, sab sachchayi malum ho jayegi.
Raj—ye behuda harkat karne wala koun ho sakta hai…? Jarur sala vahi black star hoga…? Khair koi baat nahi uske bolne se kya main raj se bhoot ban jaunga…? Vo samajhta hai ki sab ko bahka kar mere khilaf kar dega…?
Sheetal—tabhi to main tujhse bol rahi thi ki bakwas baat hai..lekin tu meri sunta hi kaha hai aaj kal…?
Raj—lekin baat ko janna to mere liye jaruri tha na didi…vaise maa ji, usne address kya bataya tha…?
Laxmi—mere mobile me usne massage kiya tha, ye lo dekh lo..
Main laxmi ke hath se mobile le kar massage box check karne laga…koi unknown nuber se massage aaya tha..massage padhte hi main chounk gaya kyon ki address raghu ke ghar ka tha.
Raj (chounk kar)—arrey. Ye to raghu ke ghar ka address hai.
Sadhana—raghu..! koun raghu….?
Phir maine sadhana aur laxmi ko raghu aur avinash ke baare me sab bata diya..jise sun kar vo bhi hairan rah gayi..jabki sheetal didi ko to main pahle hi ye sab bata chuka tha, to vah iss baat par normal dikhi.
Laxmi—ab samajh me aaya ki usko, raghu ko dekh kar galat fahmi huyi hai..vo tumhe raj ki bajaye raghu samajh raha hai.
Sadhana—mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai mummy.
Sheetal—raj, mujhe vo cd dekhni hai..jaldi chalu kar na..
Raj—ye cd kisi film ki nahi hai balki black star ne bheji hai…apni congratulations ka matlab samjhane ke liye…pata nahi ab ki bar kya naya kaand kar diya isne jo mujhe cd bhej kar batana chahta hai…? Aap dono na hi dekho to achcha hai..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaa black star ne bheji hai…?
Raj—haan, usne abhi thodi der pahle phone kar ke bataya mujhe..na jane kya dikhana chahta hai vo mujhe…?
Sheetal—tab to main jarur dekhungi..pata to chale ki uss harami ne tujhe cd me koun si dhamki di hai…? Aur agar tune ab koi cd play karne me koi aana kani dikhayi to main ye laptop patak putuk ke tod phod dungi..samajh gaya.
Raj—theek hai, chalu kar raha hu..gussa kyo karte ho…? Jab dekho gussa naak me hi dhara rahta hai aap ke..
Maine laptop me lagi cd ko play kar diya…sheetal didi mere ek taraf to sadhana dusri taraf se chipak kar bistar me let gayi jabki laxmi chair par baith kar dekhne lagi…CD start hote hi main chounk gaya, kyon ki usme main hi dikh raha tha.
Raj (mann me, shocked)—ooyee madarchod, ye to main hu…iska matlab ki iski maa ko chodu, isne meri video bana kar mujhe hi bhej di…lekin kyo…..?
Video recording ki shuruwat vaha se thi jaha se main jyoti ke ghar se nikal raha tha, uske baad main ek bus me baith kar apne gaon jaate huye phone par kisi se baat karne me laga hua tha…bus stand aate hi main vaise hi baat karte huye niche utar gaya…tabhi mere paas se ek car gujar kar gayi.
Aur tabhi dhaanyyy…dhaannyyy..goli chalne ki awaz aayi aur main khoon se lathpath ho kar vahi gir gaya….ye dekhte hi sheetal didi ki ankho me anshu bahne lage aur vo jor se mujhse lipat kar rone lagi.
Sheetal (rote huye)—kitni berahmi se mara tha kamino ne tujhe…
Raj—main bilkul theek hu didi..Jako rakhe saainya maar sake na koy…aap bevajah ro rahi ho ..
Sadhana (shocked)—rajj, tumhe goli lagi thi, lekin kisne chalayi ye goli….?
Raj—ye to uss din ki recording hai jab main jyoti ke ghar se gaon lout raha tha…aur raste me jyoti ka call aa gaya tha to usse baate karne me mera dhyan tha..kisne chalayi khud hi dekh lo…?
Maine recording aage play ki to samne se deshraj aur rahul apne admiyo ke sath mere upar fire karne me lage huye the.. par tabhi mera dhyan ek car par gaya jo mere paas se goli chalne ke pahle gujar kar aage pahuchte hi ruk gayi thi…side mirror me lage glass me uska kuch kuch chehra nazar aa raha tha jo ki mujhe kuch jana pahchana sa laga.
Maine cd ko thoda rewind kar ke piche kiya, jab vo cae mere karib se nikli thi…lekin phir dekhte hi hum sabhi chounk gaye..kyon ki rewind kar ke dekhne par jaise hi vah car mere karib se nikli thi vaise hi kuch seconds ke liye car ka glass khula aur usme se ek admi ne apni jeb me hath dala, tabhi do teen goliya aa kar mujhe lagi, iske baad vo gadi aage nikal gayi..uske aage badhte hi deshraj aur rahul ke revolver se nikli huyi goliya aa kar mujhe lagi…lekin goli chalate huye unka kisi ka scene cd me nahi aaya.
Lekin unn kuch seconds me hi uss car wale admi ka chehra nazar aa gaya…jise dekh kar main hairan rah gaya..aisa hi kuch haal sadhana, laxmi ka bhi hua jabki sheetal didi to usko by face usko pahchanti hi nahi thi magar shocked vah bhi huyi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—abhay chachaaa…‼ sala main to abhi tak yahi samajh raha tha ki mujhe thakur ne goli marwayi thi lekin yaha to ye madarchod abhay bhi shamil tha.
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—main iss harami ko jinda nahi chhodungi jisne tujh par goli chalayi..isne jarur jeb me revolver rakhi hogi, isliye jeb me hath dalte hi goli aa kar raj ko lagi…koun hai ye harami…? (chumte huye) Bhagwan ka lakh lakh shukra hai ki tu bach gaya warna inn haramiyo ne to tujhe jaan se maarne me koi kasar baki nahi chhodi thi…
Raj (anshu pochte huye)—jiske paas aap ki jaisi didi aur sadhana jaisi pyar karne wali mehbooba ho, use bhala kya ho sakta hai…?
Sadhana (shocked)—abhayyy..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaa…ye harami hai abhayyy….?
Laxmi—haan, ye vahi hai..sala kamina..meri beti sadhana ke piche hath pair dho ke pada hua hai…
Raj (chounk kar)—sadhana, tumhe kaise malum ki ye abhay hai…? Kya kiya isne tumhare sath…? Dekho sadhana, sach kya hai, ye main janta hu..phir bhi tumse sunna chahta hu…tumhe meri kasam..
Sadhana (hadbada kar)—nn..nahi rajj..aisi koi baat nahi hai..vo to bas..aise hi..
Raj—tum nahi batana chaho to tumhari marzi…
“Shama Ko Shama Ki Baharo Ne Loota,
Hame Kashti Ne Nahi, Uske Kinaro Ne Loota,
Tum To Darr Gayi Hamari Bas Ek Hi Kasam Se,
Tum Dono Ki Kasam Dekar To Mujhe Hazaro Ne Loota.”
Sadhana (tension)—na..na..nahi raj, vo baat ye hai ki abhay ne hi uss din mere sath badatmizi karne ki koshish ki thi.. aur pahle bhi vo mujhe kayi bar pareshan kar chuka hai…pata nahi vo mere piche kyo pada hua hai…? Maine kya bigada hai uska…?
Laxmi—kal bhi phone par awaz mujhe issi admi abhay ki hi lag rahi thi beta..jarur isne hi mujhe phone kiya hoga..
Raj (mood kharab)—uss madarchod ki to main ab poore vidhi vidhan se band baaje ke sath maiya chodunga..
Sheetal (chounk kar)—omg..ye..sabbb..kyaaa hai..rajjj…?
Raj—kyaaa…?
Sheetal—arrey vo sab chhod aur yaha dekh…jo ho raha hai…
Sheetal didi ki baat sun kar main bhi laptop me chal rahi CD ko dekhne laga to main bhi chounk gaya….kyon ki mujhe goli lagne ke baad thakur ke admi utha kar ek jagah le ja kar mera daah sanskar kar rahe the.
Raj (shocked)—ye madarchod kaise ho sakta hai…? Main to yaha jinda baitha hu..inki maa ko chodu, phir ye antim sanskar kis ka kar rahe hain….?
Sheetal—tera aur kis ka…?
Raj (shocked)—whattt….?
Maine rewind kar ke dekha to sach me vo madarchod mera hi kriya karm kar rahe the….ye dekh kar to main hairan rah gaya..kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ye kaise possible hai….?
Raj (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai….? Main to yaha jinda baitha hu…aur yaha mujhe ye log jala bhi rahe hain..agar main marr chuka tha to phir jinda kaise ho gaya….?
Sadhana (hairan)—ye sab kya hai raj….?
Raj—jab meri samajh me khud hi kuch nahi aa raha hai to tumhe kya batau ab….?
Laxmi (hairan)—ab main samjhi ki vo kamina abhay tumhe bahurupiya kyo bol raha tha….?
Raj—to kya tum logo ko bhi lagta hai ki main raj nahi hu balki koi bahuroopiya hu….?
Laxmi—main kya bolu beta…lekin ye cd dekhne ke baad har koi yahi samjhega ki abhay sach bol raha tha ki tum raj nahi ho…?
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—tumhe koi kuch bhi samjhe, lekin mera dil yahi kahta hai ki tum hi raj ho…magar ye samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki ye sab kya chakkar hai….?
Laxmi—main to vishwash kar lungi lekin sheetal beta, sab ko samjhaogi kya aur kaise….? Koun yakin karega tumhari baat par iss cd ko dekhne ke baad…..?
Sheetal—jab sheetal rahegi hi nahi to koi dekhega kaise aur jab dekhega hi nahi to kuch samjhane ki jarurat hi nahi padegi kisi ko…main ye cd hi tod deti hu..
Sadhana—yaar ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki jisko unko maarne ke baad jalaya vo raj ka hi koi hum shakal ho…?
Raj (confuse, tension)—nahi sadhana, jise goli lagi aur jisko utha kar sab jalane le gaye, vo main hi tha…kyon ki mujhe goli lagne tak to sab kuch yaad hai lekin uske baad ka mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi hai….mujhe jab dubara hosh aaya to main kisi dusri hi jagah par pada hua tha…lekin main vaha tak 50 km door pahucha kaise….? Koun le ja kar mujhe vaha phenk aaya….? Aur yaha mujhe jalaya bhi ja raha hai aur main jinda bhi hu…kya paheli hai ye….?
Sheetal—tu tension mat le…ja ja kar naha le…main sab dekh lungi..
Main vaha se uth kar nahane ke liye jane hi vala tha ki tabhi jaise mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main turant palat kar sheetal didi ke hath se cd le kar laptop me laga diya, jise ki didi bas todne hi ja rahi thi...mere aise unke hath se cd chhudane se vo bhi hairan ho gayi.
Sheetal (hairan)—raj, kya hua... ?
Raj—bas ek min ruko…
Maine cd ko forward karte huye aage badhata gaya aur jaise hi mujhe jalane wala scene aaya to main chounk gaya...mere chounkne ki vajah ye thi ki uss jagah se 100 mtr ki doori par ped ki aad me ek langda phate chithde kapde pahne dono hath upar kiye huye jor jor se apne ek pair par naach raha tha.
Uski dadhi kafi badhi huyi thi..jiske karan uska chehra saaf saaf dikhayi nahi de raha tha...sadhana aur sheetal didi ko mere dubara cd dekhne par jab kuch samajh me nahi aaya to maine unhe ungli se ishara kar ke vajah bata di.....dono uss langde admi ko dekh kar chounk gayi..sabse jyada sadhana shocked huyi...sheetal didi hairani se sadhana ki taraf dekhne lagi ankho hi ankho me kuch ishara kar ke puchte huye.
Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—omg…ye..ye to vahii haii...ye langda rajasthan se yaha itni door kaise pahuch gaya….?
Sheetal (hairan, mann me)—lagta hai ki ye langda vahi hai jiske baare me sadhana ne bataya tha…lekin ye yaha kya kar raha hai….?
Raj (mann me)—ye langda koun hai madarchod…? iski maa ko chodu, kuch dimag hi kaam nahi kar raha hai..lagta hai ki kisi ki bur me lund pelna padega, tabhi kuch samajh me aa sakta hai..
Sheetal—tu yaha kya dekh raha hai….? Ja ja kar naha le..main tab tak nasta dekhti hu tere liye..aur tu iss CD ki tension na le..main sab sambhal lungi..mujhe poora vishwash hai ki tu hi mera raj hai.
Raj—thanks didi...I Love You, so much..
Main towel le kar nahane ke liye nadi ki taraf chal pada..abhi mere dimag me bas cd wali ghatna hi ghum rahi thi..ghar se bahar nikla to seema chachi shayad khet ja rahi thi main unhe rok kar chodne ka jugad karne ki soch hi raha tha ki ragini didi ne tok diya….
Ragini—raj kaha ja rahe ho…? Nahane nadi ja rahe ho kya….?
Raj—hmmm..lekin ye seema chachi itni jaldi jaldi kaha chali gayi…?
Ragini (mushkura kar)—tere chacha ke paas…vo khet me kuch jaruri kaam tha..
Raj—theek hai..main naha kar aata hu phir baat karte hain..
Main vaha se nadi ki taraf iss cd wali ghatna ke baare me sochte huye jane laga ki tabhi jeb me rakha hua madarchod mobile rone laga….maine dekha to koi unknown number tha..
Raj—hello
Dusri taraf se….
"STAR BLACK STAR."
Raj—ab kya hai madarchod.... ?
Black Star—maine kaha to tha ki main phir phone karunga jab tu mera bheja hua gift dekh lega uske baad …ab tune gift dekh liya hai to maine phone kiya jaisa maine vada kiya tha tujhse phone karne ka....vaise kaisa laga mera gift.... ? ummid hai bahut pasand aaya hoga….?
Raj—tujhe kaise malum ki maine gift dekh liya hai….?
Black Star—ye sab jaan kar tum kya karoge…? Vaise to main ye bhi janta hu ki tu iss samay nahane ke liye nadi ki taraf ja raha hai…hihihihi
Raj (shocked, mann me)—iss madarchod ko kaise malum ye….? Pakka kisi ki amma chudne wali hai aaj iss saand se…jarur ye mere madarchod pratap chacha ne bataya hoga….? Abhi ja kar pahle chacha ki hi maiya chodta hu…(kuch sochte huye).. lekin pratap chacha to vaha khet me apni gaand marwa raha hai..nahi, ye chacha ka kaam nahi ho sakta, use khet me rahte huye bhala kaise malum chal sakta hai ki maine cd dekh li hai ya nahi….? Iska matlab ki mere ghar me hi kisi gaand me khujli ho rahi hai….aaj mitata hu uss madarchod ki khujli…
Black Star—kya hua sp sahab..kaha kho gaye…..? kahi mera gift dekh kar pant to geela nahi ho gaya….hahahaha…..?
Raj—mera pant hi nahi lund bhi geela ho gaya hai, agar tujhe pata hi hai to aa kar chaat ke saaf kar de na madarchod..
Black Star (baat badalte huye)---achcha vo sab chhod…aur ye bata ki gift kaisa laga….?
Raj—ekdam bakwas…iss gift ki dhamki de kar tu ukhad kya lega re madarchod….?
Black Star—tu abhi tak congratulations ka matlab nahi samjha….? Chal koi baat nahi, main khud hi samjha deta hu tujhe.. tu bhi kya yaad karega ki kis raham dil dushman se pala pada hai…hihihihi…?
Raj (gusse me)—jyada hihihi karega to madarchod, mobile ke andar ghus kar tere muh me lund ghused kar moot dunga bhosdike..
Black Star—jitna chillana hai chilla le…ab teri pol sab ke samne khul jayegi..phir dekhta hu teri akad aur tera dum…
Raj (chilla kar)—koun si pol khol lega madarchod tu meri…?
Black Star—yahi ki ab sabko pata chal jayega ki tu raj nahi hai balki uska koi hum shakal hai jo raj ki shakal ka fayda utha raha hai..kyon ki raj to mar chuka hai jiska sabut mera gift hai...phir tera kya hoga bachche... ? mujhe to abhi se tere upar daya aa rahi hai..
Raj (gusse me)—apni daya ko apne bhosde me daal ke rakh madarchod...tujhe kya lagta hai ki teri baat par sab yakin kar lenge... ? jabki raj unke samne hai..
Black Star—cd dekhne ke baad bhi yakin nahi karenge... ? aur chal maine teri baat maan bhi li ki tu raj hai to khud ko sabit kaise karega ki tu raj hai….? Tu avinash ban ke uski biwi ko dhokha de raha hai jo ki tere bachche ki maa banne wali hai...jab usko ye pata chalega ki tu avinash nahi balki raj hai tab vo tere upar case karegi...yahi haal tera raghu ke yaha bhi hoga..kyon ki vaha bhi tune muh to mara hi hoga raghu ban ke...ab tere paas ek hi vikalp hai ki tu raj, avinash ya raghu me se kisi ek ko hi sabit kar sakta hai jo tu hai..baki do ka hatya ka case tere upar banega....jab tere ghar walo ko baki dono jagaho par teri kali kartoot pata chalegi to vah bhi tujhe galat hi samjhenge....teri jankari ke liye ek baat bata du ki maine ye gift avinash ki biwi aur raghu ke ghar bhi bheji hai sath me...ab soch ki tera kya hoga.... ? tu teeno me se koun hai, ye sabke samne aa jayega...aur haan, ek main baat batana to main bhul hi gaya, ki ye cd maine tere chacha abhay ke paas bhi bhej di hai jo ab bahut jaldi court me tere upar raj ka qatl karne aur uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar uski jaydad hadapne ki koshish karne ka muqadma dayar karne wala hai...aur iss cd se ye sabit ho jayega ki raj mar chuka hai, lihaja sari jaydad tere chacha ko kanuni roop se mil jayegi aur tujhe inam me phansi ki saza hogi...hihihihihi....ab tu apne aap ko raj, avinash ya phir raghu jo bhi sabit kar le baki do ka qatl karne aur dhokhadhadi karne ka case to banega..aur iski gawahi teeno ki family dengi....hihihihi
Raj (gusse me)—madarchoddd..teri maa ko chodu..bhosdike...tu bas ek baar mere samne aa ja..phir dekh main tera kya haal karta hu.... ?
Black Star—meri chhod aur tu apni soch ab...kyon ki ab tak to avinash ki biwi aur raghu ke ghar walo ne bhi mera gift dekh liya hoga..cd dekhne ke baad avinash ki biwi yahi samjhegi ki marne wala avinash hai jabki raghu ke ghar wale samjhenge ki raghu mara hai...aur tere ghar wale samjhenge ki raj mar chuka hai...ab tu sabit kar ki tu akhir hai koun,, ?
Raj—kyo samjhenge... ?
Black Star—vo isliye ki maine sath me ek letter bhi bheja hai jisme koun mara aur kisne maara, sab likha hai...hihihi.. janam din mubarak ho...hahahaha
Main abhi kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi usne call cut kar diya...uski baate sun kar mera to dimag hi chakrane laga tha..kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki ye sab kya jhamela hai.... ? yahi sab sochte huye maine mobile nikal kar pahle kumkum ko call aur phir shraddha ko.
Raj—hello, kumkum
Kumkum—haan, main bol rahi hu..lekin aap kaha ho... ?
Raj—main abhi bahar hu, achcha suno..mere liye koi parcel ya kisi tarah ka koi gift to nahi aaya... ?
Kumkum—ji, kuch aaya to hai mere naam se, lekin maine abhi khol kar dekha nahi hai..
Raj—sun, usko kholna bhi mat…ye sab mere dushmano ki chaal hai…mujhe khabar mili hai ki unhone usme bomb pack kar ke bheja hai tujhe aur hamare bachche ko maarne ke liye..jaise hi tum usko khologi, vaise hi vo blast ho jayega, samjhi
Kumkum (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?
Raj—haan, isliye ek kaam karo usko jaldi se kisi gutter me phenk do..
Kumkum (hairan)—ye bhagwan..! kitne harami hain ye log..hamare bachche ko maarna chahte hain, achcha hua ki maine khola nahi…main abhi ja kar usko gutter me phenk aati hu…
Raj—haan, jaldi kar..main baad me phone karta hu…..(mann me)..chalo, madarchod black star ka ek jagah ka plan to fail ho gaya, ab thoda shraddha ko laga kar dekhta hu..
Maine kumkum se baat karne ke baad shraddha ko call laga diya…do ring jate hi usne call utha liya…
Raj—hi meri jaan kaisi ho….?
Shraddha—pahle batao ki kaha ho aur ghar kyo nahi aaye.... ?
Raj—aary meri jaan itne saare sawal ek sath....
Shraddha—main ab tumhari biwi bhi hu, itna haq to banta hi hai mera puchne ka..
Raj—jarur banta hai..mere lund ki rani…akhir tu meri pyari bur wali didi jo hai…
Shraddha—ye mere sawal ka jawab nahi hai…
Raj—ek case ke silsile me bahar aaya hu didi darling..
Shraddha—kab tak aaoge…? Mujhe yaad aa rahi hai….?
Raj—bur dogi to aaunga warna abhi nahi…
Shraddha—vo to ab tumhari hi hai…meri vo lene ke liye tumhe kisi ki permission ki jarurat nahi hai..
Raj—achcha, vo sab chhodo didi aur meri baat dhyan se suno…ho sakta hai ki black star aapko kidnap karne ya maarne ke liye koi gift vagairah kuch bhi bheje to kholna mat usko, kyon ki uske andar bomb bhi ho sakta hai…
Shraddha—arrey haan, tumhari baat se dhyan aaya..kal ek gift aaya aaya…aur maine to usko khol bhi liya hai…lekin usme to koi bomb nahi tha balki ek CD thi aur uske sath me ek letter bhi tha jisko padhne ke baad mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya. Maine tumhe tabhi se kitni baar phone laga chuki hu, lekin tumne uthaya hi nahi..mujhe bahut tension ho rahi hai tab se..
Raj (tension)—kahi tumne vo CD dekhi to nahi…? Aur kya likha tha uss letter me…..?
Shraddha—uss letter me jo likha tha use padh ke to mera dimag kharab ho gaya tha..usme likha tha ki tum raghu nahi ho, balki uska koi hum shakal ho jisne raghu ko maar kar uski jagah ghar me ghus aaye sab ki izzat lootne ke liye…aur ye bhi likha tha ki yakin na ho to ye cd dekh lo..isme sabhi saboot hain..
Raj (tension)—to kya hai uss cd me…? Aur ghar me sabne kya kaha dekhne ke baad….?
Shraddha—maine abhi cd dekhi hi kaha hai..aur dekhti bhi to kisme dekhti….? Laptop to tumhare paas rahta hai…aur maine ye baat kisi ko nahi batayi hai abhi…pahle socha tha ki sab ko bata du lekin phir dhyan aaya ki kuch bhi ho par tum mere pati ho, isliye maine kisi ko kuch nahi bataya…..lekin ye sab kya chakkar hai….?
Raj (relax hote huye)—thank god…ye tumne achcha kiya ki vo cd dekhi nahi..warna sab gadbad ho jati abhi..
Shraddha—kyo….?
Raj—didi, ye sab black star ki sazish thi aapko maarne ki..isliye usne letter me ye sab likha jisse aap cd dekho aur phir jaise hi aap cd chalu karti vo blast ho jati aur phir aap khatam…ye sab mujhse badla lene ki sazish thi..kyon ki maine aap ko uske changul se nikal laya tha do do baar…aap ke sath sath poore ghar wale bhi maare jate…ab aaya samajh me…
Shraddha (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….?
Raj—haan, aur suno, uss cd me samne wale kuwe me phenk do aur vo letter bhi..
Shraddha—main abhi ja kar phenkti hu….sala vo harami black star, ye sab sazish kar raha hai ab…harami ke gaand me bade bade kide padenge..
Raj—achcha didi, bahut mann kar raha hai..aa jaau ek baar aap ki bur lene….?
Shraddha—hmmm,
Raj—ok, main jaldi aata hu ek do ghante me…(mann me)..black star, tere do plan to fail ho gaye…ab teesre ke baare me sochne ke liye pahle kisi ki bur me lund pelna padega…
Iske baad maine call cut kar diya…ab mere mann se thodi tension kam huyi thi…lekin abhay ke court case wali tension abhi bhi thi….uske baare me sochte huye main nadi tak pahuch gaya…mera dhyan kahi aur laga hua tha to main nanga ho kar nadi me ghus gaya aur nahane laga.
Naha kar jab bahar aaya to ye dekh kar chounk gaya ki mere kapde apni jagah se gayab the….main idhar udhar nanga hi ghum ghum kar dekhne laga lekin vo kahi nahi dikhayi pade.
Raj (shocked)—madarchod, mere kapde kaha gaye…? Iski maa ko chodu, koun chura le gaya itni jaldi…..? lagta hai ki ab nanga hi ghar jana padega... ?
Main ye sochte huye vahi par ankhe band kar ke baith gaya...ussi samay nadi me nahane ke liye kuch aurate aa rahi thi, unme se ek ki nazar jaise hi mere upar padi to vah chounk gayi.
Aurat—sagun beti, vo dekh naaga baba....jai ho naaga baba ki..tu bhi chal pranam kar naaga baba ko..
Sagun (chounk kar)—maa, vo naaga baba nahi hai..uske paas mat jao...(mann me)..maa, jise tum naaga baba samajh rahi ho vo naga baba nahi balki hamara padosi raj hai...uske paas mat jao, nahi to patak ke tumhe bhi pel dega vo...baap re, kitna bada lund hai raj ka...radha kaki sach hi kah rahi thi...aur mota bhi kitna hai...meri to bur hi phad dalega ye.. pata nahi pushpa bua aur sarla didi ne itna bada lund apni bur me kaise jhel payi hongi... ?
Sagun’s maa—arrey tu pagal hai..naaga baba ki shaktiyo ko nahi janti..tujhe kya kya pata ki vo apni shakti se jo chahe kar sakte hain....chal tu bhi mere sath chal...agar naaga baba ne chaha to teri sooni kokh jarur hari ho jayegi...(mann me).. naga baba ka lund kitna bada hai...aisa kisi admi ka ho hi nahi sakta..ye jarur unki tapasya ka phal hai..tabhi naaga baba ka lund itna bada aur mota hai...
Uski maa apne sath sagun bhabhi ko jabran hath pakad kar mere paas le aayi aur phir mere pairo me gir kar pranam karne lagi....apne pairo me mulayam hatho ka sparsh hote hi meri ankhe chounk kar khul gayi...maine apne samne ek aurat ko sastaang dandwat ki mudra me leti dekh kar hadbada gaya....jabki sagun bhabhi to ankhe phade hairani se mere lund ko hi dekhne me khoyi huyi thi...par mera dhyan abhi sagun bhabhi ke chehre ki taraf gaya nahi tha,
Sagun’s maa—jai ho naaga baba ki....dhanya ho maharaj, jo aap ke darshan huye...
Raj (hadbada kar)—ye..ye..door hat...door hat...main koi naga baba nahi hu..samjhi...
Sagun’s maa—aap ke darshan kar ke main dhanya ho gayi naaga baba...hame ashirwad do naaga baba...
Raj—arrey ye kya kar rahi hai... ? chhod mera pair....madarchod, baithe bithaye ye kya musibat gale pad gayi.... ? maine kaha na ki main koi naaga baba vaanga baba nahi hu…chhod pair..
Sagun’s maa (dono hath se pair pakadte huye)—nahi naaga baba, main aapke pair tab tak nahi chhodungi jab tak aap ka ashirwad nahi mil jata…
Raj (mood kharab)—madarchodd..main koi naaga baba nahi hu…samajh me nahi aata kya…? Main to kapde utar kar nadi me nahane ke liye ghusa tha ki pata nahi koun madarchod mere kapde chura ke bhag gaya…? Ek to main pahle hi kapde churane wale ki maa ko chodu kapde gayab hone se pareshan hu..upar se tu naaga baba naaga baba kah kah ke mera mood kharab kiye padi hai….Ab samajh me aaya ki main koi naaga baba nahi hu…
Sagun’s maa—aap kuch bhi kah lo..main janti hu ki naaga baba ka gussa aisa hi hota hai…main to aap ko dekhte hi samajh gayi thi ki aap koi bahut pahuche huye naaga baba hain….ab to main bina ashirwad liye aap ke pair nahi chhodungi … chahe kuch bhi ho jaye aaj to…badi mushkil se to naaga baba ke darshan huye hain..
Raj (gusse me)—dekh mera pair chhod de..warna agar kahi iss naaga baba ka naag gussa ho kar tere bill me ghus gaya na to 9 mahine baad teri bur ko phad ke chota naaga baba bahar nikal ayega..samjhi..
Sagun’s maa—arrey sagun beti..tu kya dekhne me khoyi huyi hai….? vo sab naaga baba ki tapasya ki shakti ke karan aisa ho gaya hai….tu bhi pair pakad naaga baba ke…
Sagun ka naam sunte hi pahli bar mera dhyan dusri taraf gaya to main sagun bhabhi ko dekh kar chounk gaya…sagun bhabhi ki hi tarah uski maa bhi gori, khubsurat aur ekdam gadarayi gaand wali mast aurat thi….sagun bhabhi ki nazre abhi bhi mere lund par hi tiki huyi thi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—sagun bhabhiii..lekin kya hua inko…aise kya dekh rahi hain….? Aur ye aurat koun hai…?
Jab maine sagun bhabhi ki nazro ka picha kiya to sab samajh me aa gaya….samajh me aate hi mere chehre par nayi bur milne ki ummid dikhti dekh kar mushkurahat aa gayi.
Raj—tum koun ho aur mujhse kya chahti ho….?
Sagun’s maa—naaga baba, main iss ladki ki maa hu..aur ye meri beti sagun hai…bechari ke shadi ke itne saal hone ke baad bhi god sooni hai…bechari ko raat din baanjh hone ka taana sahna padta hai…agar aap ka ashirwad mil jaye to meri beti ki kokh hari ho jayegi jisse zindagi barbad hone se bach jayegi…maine suna hai ki naaga baba ka ashirwad kabhi khali nahi jata aur aap to koi bahut bade siddh naaga baba ho…meri beti ko maa banne ka ashirwad de do naaga baba…
Raj (khush, mann me)—bahut badhiya jugad ban sakta hai do bur chodne ka…sagun bhabhi ko to main vaise bhi chodna chahta tha…ab lagta hai ki beti ki bur ke sath uski maa ki bur free me mil sakti hai.
Shagun (sharmate huye)—maa, ye kya kar rahi ho…?
Shagun’s maa—tu chup kar..ab dekhna naaga baba ke ashirwad se tum jarur maa ban jaogi..
Raj (khush)—hum avashya tumhari beti ko maa bana sakte hain..lekin usme ek samasya hai..
Shagun’s maa—aap ke jaise mahan naaga baba ke hote huye kaisi samasya maharaj…?
Raj—jaisa ki tum dekh hi chuki ho ki hamari sari shaktiya hamare lund me hain…isliye ashirwad bhi hum kewal lund se hi de sakte hain…aur tumhari beti ko maa banne ka ashirwad dene ke liye hame tumhari beti ki bur me lund ghused kar use chodna padega..jab hum tumhari beti ki bur ko apne lund se chodenge to hamare lund se ashirwad nikalega jisse tumhari beti maa ban jayegi..
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa……?
Raj—jaldi bolo mere paas samay nahi hai…mujhe phir dusri jagah jana hai….agar main yaha se chala gaya to tumhari beti kabhi maa nahi ban payegi..ramta jogi, bahta pani,,inka koi bharosa nahi..
Shagun’s maa—theek hai naaga baba, jaisa aap theek samjhe….bas kisi tarah meri beti ko maa bana dijiye..mujhe aur kya chahiye..
Shagun—maaa…ye tum kya bol rahi ho….? Tumhe pata bhi hai ki vo kya bol raha hai….?
Shagun’s maa—haa beti, pata hai...lekin agar tujhe maa banne ka sukh pana hai to ye naaga baba ki baat par amal karna hi hoga...nahi to teri saas teri soutan la kar bitha degi ghar me aur phir teri zindagi nark se bhi badtar ban jayegi....isliye beti naga baba ki baat maan le...naga baba sab theek kar denge..
Raj ( khush)—bilkul, tumhara jeevan sukhmay ho jayega...naga baba ke naag ka ashirwad kabhi nisphal nahi hota..
Shagun (mann me)—radha kaki sahi kahti thi ki ye kamina sach much me bahut bada chudakkad hai...dekho to kaise mujhe chodne ke naam se iska lund khushi se fanfana raha hai...vaise bhi mere paas aur koi rasta bhi to nahi hai, agar uski apni sagi bua raj se chudwa kar maa ban sakti hai, sarla aur tara didi raj se chudwa kar maa ban sakti hain to main kyo nahi raj se chudwa sakti.... ? ab to maa bhi khud mujhe raj se chudwana chahti hai..bechari kitni bholi hai, ye bhi nahi janti ki ye kitna bada kamina aur chudakkad hai...use naaga baba samajh rahi hai..
Shagun’s maa—naga baba, aap chinta mat karo...main apni beti ko mana lungi...bas aap jaldi se jaldi shagun ko maa banne ka ashirwad de dijiye..
Raj—theek hai, kintu ek pareshani hai usme mata ji..
Shagun’s maa—ab kaisi pareshani hai naaga baba…..?
Raj—naga baba ke naag ke darshan kabhi nisphal nahi hote…jo bhi naaga baba ke naag ke darshan karta hai use ashirwad me kuch na kuch avashya milta hai…tumhari beti ki manokamna to poori ho hi jayegi maa banne ki kintu uske sath sath tumhe bhi naaga baba ke naag ka ashirwad lena hoga…tabhi tumhari beti ek bahut hi khubsurat ladke ki maa banegi, lekin sath me tumhe bhi ashirwad me ek bachcha ki maa hone ka saubhagya prapt hoga..
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?
Raj—haan, naaga baba ke naag ke darshan vyarth nahi hote…
Shagun (mann me)—kamina, mere sath sath meri maa ko bhi chodna chahta hai…bahut bada chudakkad hai ye raj sach me..
Shagun’s maa (tension)—lekin naga baba..
Raj (beech me hi)—tum hamare ashirwad ko grahan karne se inkaar kar ke naaga baba ke naag ka apman kar rahi ho..iska ghor parinam bhugatna padega tum dono ko..
Shagun’s maa (darte huye)—nahi..nahi naga baba, gussa mat hoiye…jaisa aap chahenge, vaisa hi hoga…agar aisa hai to main bhi aap ka ashirwad lene ko taiyar hu..
Shagun (shocked)—maaaa..!
Shagun’s maa—haan beti, shayad naaga baba ke ashirwad se hi tujhe ek bhai mil jaye…jiske liye tum teeno bahne aaj tak taras rahi thi…naaga baba mujhe aapki baat manzur hai..
Raj—theek hai, to phir kal gaon ke bahar wale khandahar me yahi samay par dono maa beti aa jana….ye naga baba tum dono ko vahi par dono ko maa banne ka ashirwad de dega..
Dono (chounk kar)—kyaaa khandahar me….?
Raj—haan, hum vahi ja kar tapasya karenge…hamare paas koi bhoot ya pret nahi aa sakta…sab iss naaga baba ke naag se darte hain..ab tum dono jao aur kal theek time par vaha aa jana..
Shagun’s baba—jaisi aapki aagya naaga baba…
Iske baad vo dono vaha se nadi ki taraf nahane chali gayi..aur main do nayi bur milne ki khushi me khush ho gaya…tabhi mujhe mobile ki ring bajne ki awaz sunayi padi to main chounk kar idhar udhar dekhne laga to meri nazar ek ped par baithe do bandaro par gayi jinke paas vo mobile tha aur sath me mere kapde bhi..ye dekh kar main chounk gaya.
Raj (chounk kar)—arry, ye to mera mobile hai..aur ye kapde bhi mere hi hain..! ab samjha, madarchodo, ye sab tumhara kaam hai..ruko abhi ped me chadh ke tum dono ki maa chodta hu..
Main turant ped par chadhne laga to vo dono bandar mujhe dekh kar daant kitkitane lage lekin jab mujhe darte nahi dekha to unki gaand phat gayi…dono bhagne lage lekin ek ki pooch meri pakad me aa gayi…khud ko girne se bachane ke liye usne dusre bandar ki pooch pakad li aur iss tarah hum teeno hi ek sath niche gir gaye….niche girte hi mere hath se unki pooch chhut gayi aur vo dono mera mobile aur kapde chhod kar apni gaand bacha kar bhaag khade huye.. ek baar piche mud kar bhi nahi dekha dono ne..
Maine jaldi se apne kapde pahne aur mobile dekhne laga ki call kis ka aa raha tha..dekha to pratap chacha ka call tha..isliye maine unhe call laga kar baat karne laga..koyi nayi baat samne nahi aayi..bas yahi bataya unhone ki aaj unhe khet me do naye mobile mile hain jinka number vahi tha jinse do baar black star ne mujhe call kiya tha.
Chacha ko mann hi mann khoob galiya dete huye main ghar vapis lout aaya…sheetal didi ne uss cd ko tod phod kar phenk diya tha…roopa chachi ne khana la kar diya to main khane laga…khana khane ke baad mujhe dayachand ka khyal aaya to maine unko apne room me aane ko kaha.
Dayachand—haan, raj beta..tumne bulaya mujhe…?
Raj (darwaja lock kar ke)—dayachand ji, main aapse kuch jaruri baate karna chahta hu..
Dayachand—haan beta bolo..
Raj—dayachand ji, akhir aisa kya hai jiski vajah se black star aap ke piche pada hua hai….? Aisa koun sa raaz hai jisko aap sabse chhupana chah rahe hain….? Aur uss raaz ko black star janna chahta hai...yaha tak ki aapne uss raaz ke baare me apni family tak ko bhi kuch nahi bataya...akhir kya raaz hai vo, main vo raaz janna chahta hu... ? akhir aisa kya hai uss raaz me.... ?
Dayachand (hadbada kar)—rrr..raazzz..kkk..koun sa raazzz.... ? main to kuch bhi nahi janta beta...tum kis raaz ki baat kar rahe ho.... ?
Raj—dekhiye, aapne mujhe beta kaha hai..aur vaise bhi main aapka damad hu, iss naate se bhi aapka beta hi hu…aapne uss ladki ki, meri sadhana ki jaan bachayi hai jise main bahut pyar karta hu…vo black star ab meri jaan ke sath sath aapki beti ki jaan ka bhi dushman hai…agar aap ko mujh par bharosa nahi hai to main aapse koi jabardasti nahi karunga, lekin black star tak pahuchne aur uski sazish ko nakaam karne ke liye mera uss raaz ko janna jaruri hai…aap ko aap ki beti sadhana ki kasam,,
Dayachand—maine kisi ko vachan diya tha ki ye raaz kabhi kisi ko nahi bataunga magar aaj tumne sadhana ki kasam de kar mujhe majbur kar diya…theek hai beta, aaj main tumhe vo raaz bataunga jiski vajah se black star mere piche pada hua hai…main to uss raaz ki sirf ek sidhi hu, lekin uss raaz tak pahuchne ka rasta tum ho…aaj main tumhe vo hairatangej aur sansanikhej raaz bataunga jise sun kar shayad tum bhi vishwash na karo..aur sun kar chounk jaoge..
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