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UPDATE- 290 (A)
Altimatum Day- 6​

Sadhana (shocked)—koun ho tum... ? aur tumhari ye halat kisne aur kyo ki…? Aur kya tum mujhe jante ho…? Agar jante ho to kaise jante ho…?

"Ye tum kaisi baate kar rahi ho beti…? Mujhe nahi pahchana tumne..? apne baba ko nahi pahchana..? " usne hairani ke sath kaha.

Sadhana (confused)—baba..‼

"haan beti….main hi hu tumhara baba…tumhara baap…Golu Madari”

Ab aage….

Sadhana (shocked, gusse me)—what nonsense…kya bakte ho..? ek minute..ek minute…kya kaha tumne…? Golu Madari..‼

Golu—kya ho gaya hai tumhe beti…? Beti main tumhara baba hu..

Sadhana (mann me)—ye baar baar mera baap banne ki koshish kyo kar raha hai..?

Golu—aise kyon dekh rahi ho beti..?

Sadhana (confused)—dekh nahi rahi hoon balki soch rahi hu…?

Golu—beti socho mat, jitna jaldi ho sake, yaha se nikal jao..ye sochne ka samay nahi hai..

Sadhana—pahle aap ye batao ki aap ko yaha qaid kisne kiya aur kyo…?

Golu—abhi ye sab batane ka samay nahi hai beti..tum jao yaha se..

Sadhana—nahi, main apna maqsad poora kiye bina yaha se nahi jaungi..mujhe raj ko bachana hai..

Golu (chillate huye)—tumhara raj mar chuka hai..

Sadhana (gusse me)—jhooth hai ye sab..raj ko chita me jalane se pahle hi bacha liya gaya tha aur iska sabut bhi hai mere paas..

Golu—tum sach janna chahti ho to suno….ye to tumhe malum hi hai ki thakur ne raj ko goli marwa di thi…uske baad jab thakur ke admi raj ko jalaane ke liye le gaye the tab vivek ne sabko chakma dete huye hoshiyari se raj ko utha kar uski jagah kisi dusre mare huye admi ki laash vaha rakh di thi jiska thakur ke admiyo ne raj samajh kar antim sanskar kar diya…

Sadhana (hairan)—aapko ye sab kaise pata…?

Golu—kyon ki vo video maine khud banayi thi..

Sadhana (hairan)—kyaa…?

Golu—haan..

Sadhana—jab raj ko bacha liya gaya to vah mar kaise sakta hai…?

Golu—vo isliye kyon ki iske baad kya hua, ye tumhe malum nahi hai…

Sadhana—kya hua iske baad…?

Golu—thakur ke admiyo ke jaane ke baad vivek ek gadi me raj ko le kar hospital chala gaya..ye dekh main bhi uske piche ho liya…hospital me doctor ne body dekhte hi raj ko dead ghosit kar diya…koi police case nahi hua ..kyon ki shayad doctor aur police ke paas black star ka phone pahle hi pahuch chuka tha, usne dhamki di thi ki raj marna nahi chahiye, kyon ki uski nazar wasiyat par jo tiki thi aur raj uss wasiyat ki chabi tha…doctor’s ke dead certificate de dene ke baad koi dusra admi aaya aur raj ki body ko gadi me le kar chala gaya..iss baar maine uski hi gadi ki dikki me chhup kar uska picha kiya. Ek jagah achanak hi gadi ruk gayi..maine dikki me se jhaank kar dekha to hairan rah gaya…road ke kinare ek raj ki hi shakal ka admi behosh pada tha..ye dekh kar uss admi ne turant raj ke uss hum shakal wale ladke ko utha kar apni gadi me lita diya aur raj ko gadi se nikaal kar uss ladke ki jagah road ke kinare lita kar gadi le ke khisak liya..aur phir uss ladke ko raj bana kar usne uski family me bhej diya…jab black star ko ye pata chala ki uska ye raaz main jaan chuka hu to usne mera ek pair kaat diya aur mujhe yaha kidnap kar ke band kar diya.

Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?

Golu—haan beti, raj mar chuka hai..tumhara vo raj mar chuka hai beti jise tum chahti thi…ab jao yaha se beti isse pahle ki vo harami black star yaha tumhe dhoondte huye aa jaye…

Sadhana—nahi..main apna maqsad poora kiye bina nahi jaungi…uss black star ko jinda nahi chhodungi..

Golu—naina beti, jid mat karo..tumhara maqsad yaha nahi balki uss bahurupiye raj ko yaha bhejna hai…aur uss sheetal ko khatam karne ki jo tumne kasam khayi thi uska kya…? Kya isi din ke liye maine tumhari plastic surgery karwa kar tumhe sadhana bana kar raj ke paas bheja tha ki tum apna maqsad bhul jao…?

Ye sunte hi sadhna ko bahut bada jhatka laga..

Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—NAINAA..‼ omg…itna bada dhokha..! iska matlab ki mera andaza bilkul sahi tha…hum jise aaj tak sadhana samajh rahe the vo sadhana ke bhesh me naina thi…aur yaha bhi usne mujhe sheetal ban kar dhokha diya. Ab samajh me aaya ki ye harami apne aap ko mera baap kyo kah raha tha..? agar hamare sath jo thi vo naina thi to phir asli sheetal kaha hai…?

Vahi Dusri Taraf.....

Maine khet jane ka bahana kar ke ghar se nikal kar sidhe hospital me shilpa ke paas aa gaya...usse kafi der tak baate karta raha...phir raat me injection ke asar se vo so gayi aur main phir se uss manhoos wasiyat se judi paheliyo ke baare me sochne laga..lund ko aaj badhiya khurak mil gayi thi to dimag bhi tezi se daud raha tha..sochte huye achanak hi jaise mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main chounk kar khada ho gaya..

Raj (shocked)—arey, uss ghar ka naksha to ekdam ragini didi ke ghar ke jaisa hai.. ‼ agar ye nasha ragini didi ke ghar ka hi hai to unke ghar ka wasiyat se kya sambandh hai…? Kya ragini didi bhi wasiyat ke baare me kuch janti hain…? Parso dekhta hu ragini didi ko kyon ki kal amilpur jana padega..

Shilpa gahri neend me thi, subah se pahle usko uthna nahi tha to maine socha ki kyo na ghar ja kar main bhi so jaau..? ye khyal dimag me aate hi maine nurse ko bata kar thakurain ke paas haweli aa gaya..vo abhi tak jaag rahi thi.

Raj—kya hua abhi tak jaag rahi ho, soyi nahi…?

Thakurain—bas tumhara hi intazar kar rahi thi…tumne aane ka vada jo kiya tha ..

Raj—to phir aa jao..ek pakad ho jaye..bahut din ho gaye tumhari jawani ko chakhe huye..

Maine thakurain ko baaho me kas liya aur hoth chumte huye ek dusre ke kapde utaarne me lag gaye…agle hi pal hamare jism par kapdo ka namo nishan tak nahi tha…kuch der tak hoth aur ek dusre ke ango se jee bhar kar khelne ke baad maine thakurain ko ghodi bana diya aur piche se uski bur me lund thoons kar chodne laga…alag alag positions me maine karib ek ghante tak tabiyat se thakurain ke makhmali badan ko rounda aur phir uske baad uski bur me hi lund se lambi lambi pichkariya chhodte huye jhadne laga…thakurain bhi mere sath hi jhad gayi thi …hum dono ek dusre ki baanho me lipte huye sustane lage…uske baad ek baar aur hamne sambhog sukh ka anand liya aur phir nange hi ek dusre ki baanho me so gaye.

Subah uth kar mouka milte hi ek baar shanti ko bhi baja diya…phir haweli me hi fresh hone ke baad main hospital aa gaya. Shilpa ke uthne ke baad use fresh hone me help ki..tab tak jalebi bhi aa gayi..shilpa ko nasta aur dawai khilane ke baad usse kuch der tak baate karta raha..mohini ne aaj jaldi aa kar uska check up kiya..jalebi aa gayi thi to main amillpur jane ka bol kar ghar aa gaya.

Roopa—aa gaya raj..chal main tere liye garam garam aalu ke parathe bana deti hu..

Raj—theek hai maa..

Roopa—arey haan, raj..main tere kamre ki safayi kar rahi thi tab mujhe ladkiyo type 4 chaddi mili..kis ki chaddi hain ye..?

Raj (hadbada kar)—kyaa..kahaaa..chaddiii..? mere room me..? (mann me)..inn bur chodiyo ne aisi taisi karwa di.. khaya piya kuch nahi glass toda aath aana..

Sandhya (ghurte huye)—haan tere room se mili hain ye chaddi..ab bata kisiki hain ye…? Aur tere room me tere bistar ke niche kaise pahuchi…?

Raj—hihihi..meri pyari didi…mujhse ye sab kyon puch rahi ho..?

Radha (ghurte huye)—bhaiya, aapke room se mili hain to aapse nahi to kisse puchenge..?

Raj—main to itne din baad kal hi aaya hu..ab mujhe kya pata…? Main kaise bata sakta hu kuch..? ho sakta hai ki ye chaddi sukhne ke liye padi huyi ho aur kisi ne utha kar jaldbazi me yaha bhul gayi ho..bhala main ladies chaddi ka kya karunga..? vo mere thodi hi kisi kaam ki hain..maa, aap jaldi se mujhe khana do, mujhe office jana hai..(mann me)..hadh hai madarchod, gaon to gaon, ab to ghar wale bhi mujh par bharosa nahi karte..kuch karna padega..ab se sabko bol dunga ki jab bhi mere room me aaye to chaddi utaar kar aaya kare..

Minakshi, arushi aur ritu didi mujhe ghur ghur kar dekh rahi thi..yahi haal sandhya didi aur radha ka bhi tha..ye dekh maine khana kha kar jaldi se yaha se nikalna hi behtar samjha…teeno mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe mouka hi nahi diya..aur khana kha kar kapde change kiye aur amilpur ke liye jane laga.

Roopa—raj, ja rahe ho to udhar khet me ye nasta kinjal ko de dena aur ye uske kapde bhi..

Raj—kyon didi vaha khet me kya rahi hain..?

Malti—pados ke gaon me ek gami (death) ho gayi hai to tere pratap chacha vahi gaye hain…isliye kinjal khet ki rakhwali kar rahi hai subah se jisse janwar fasal ko nuksan na pahuchaye..kinjal ne apna nasta aur nahane ke liye kapde vahi bhejne ko kaha tha..

Raj—theek hai maa..lao do...main de dunga..

Radha—bhaiya, aapne mujhe scooty sikhane ka vada kiya tha..

Raj—haan, to aaj duty se lout kar sikhaunga na..pakka..

Maine kinjal didi ke kapde aur unke liye nasta le kar nikal gaya..kinjal didi vaha khet me bane room me khatiya par leti huyi thi..mujhe dekhte hi uth kar baith gayi.

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SAAND
UPDATE- 290 (A)
Altimatum Day- 6​

Sadhana (shocked)—koun ho tum... ? aur tumhari ye halat kisne aur kyo ki…? Aur kya tum mujhe jante ho…? Agar jante ho to kaise jante ho…?

"Ye tum kaisi baate kar rahi ho beti…? Mujhe nahi pahchana tumne..? apne baba ko nahi pahchana..? " usne hairani ke sath kaha.

Sadhana (confused)—baba..‼

"haan beti….main hi hu tumhara baba…tumhara baap…Golu Madari”

Ab aage….

Sadhana (shocked, gusse me)—what nonsense…kya bakte ho..? ek minute..ek minute…kya kaha tumne…? Golu Madari..‼

Golu—kya ho gaya hai tumhe beti…? Beti main tumhara baba hu..

Sadhana (mann me)—ye baar baar mera baap banne ki koshish kyo kar raha hai..?

Golu—aise kyon dekh rahi ho beti..?

Sadhana (confused)—dekh nahi rahi hoon balki soch rahi hu…?

Golu—beti socho mat, jitna jaldi ho sake, yaha se nikal jao..ye sochne ka samay nahi hai..

Sadhana—pahle aap ye batao ki aap ko yaha qaid kisne kiya aur kyo…?

Golu—abhi ye sab batane ka samay nahi hai beti..tum jao yaha se..

Sadhana—nahi, main apna maqsad poora kiye bina yaha se nahi jaungi..mujhe raj ko bachana hai..

Golu (chillate huye)—tumhara raj mar chuka hai..

Sadhana (gusse me)—jhooth hai ye sab..raj ko chita me jalane se pahle hi bacha liya gaya tha aur iska sabut bhi hai mere paas..

Golu—tum sach janna chahti ho to suno….ye to tumhe malum hi hai ki thakur ne raj ko goli marwa di thi…uske baad jab thakur ke admi raj ko jalaane ke liye le gaye the tab vivek ne sabko chakma dete huye hoshiyari se raj ko utha kar uski jagah kisi dusre mare huye admi ki laash vaha rakh di thi jiska thakur ke admiyo ne raj samajh kar antim sanskar kar diya…

Sadhana (hairan)—aapko ye sab kaise pata…?

Golu—kyon ki vo video maine khud banayi thi..

Sadhana (hairan)—kyaa…?

Golu—haan..

Sadhana—jab raj ko bacha liya gaya to vah mar kaise sakta hai…?

Golu—vo isliye kyon ki iske baad kya hua, ye tumhe malum nahi hai…

Sadhana—kya hua iske baad…?

Golu—thakur ke admiyo ke jaane ke baad vivek ek gadi me raj ko le kar hospital chala gaya..ye dekh main bhi uske piche ho liya…hospital me doctor ne body dekhte hi raj ko dead ghosit kar diya…koi police case nahi hua ..kyon ki shayad doctor aur police ke paas black star ka phone pahle hi pahuch chuka tha, usne dhamki di thi ki raj marna nahi chahiye, kyon ki uski nazar wasiyat par jo tiki thi aur raj uss wasiyat ki chabi tha…doctor’s ke dead certificate de dene ke baad koi dusra admi aaya aur raj ki body ko gadi me le kar chala gaya..iss baar maine uski hi gadi ki dikki me chhup kar uska picha kiya. Ek jagah achanak hi gadi ruk gayi..maine dikki me se jhaank kar dekha to hairan rah gaya…road ke kinare ek raj ki hi shakal ka admi behosh pada tha..ye dekh kar uss admi ne turant raj ke uss hum shakal wale ladke ko utha kar apni gadi me lita diya aur raj ko gadi se nikaal kar uss ladke ki jagah road ke kinare lita kar gadi le ke khisak liya..aur phir uss ladke ko raj bana kar usne uski family me bhej diya…jab black star ko ye pata chala ki uska ye raaz main jaan chuka hu to usne mera ek pair kaat diya aur mujhe yaha kidnap kar ke band kar diya.

Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?

Golu—haan beti, raj mar chuka hai..tumhara vo raj mar chuka hai beti jise tum chahti thi…ab jao yaha se beti isse pahle ki vo harami black star yaha tumhe dhoondte huye aa jaye…

Sadhana—nahi..main apna maqsad poora kiye bina nahi jaungi…uss black star ko jinda nahi chhodungi..

Golu—naina beti, jid mat karo..tumhara maqsad yaha nahi balki uss bahurupiye raj ko yaha bhejna hai…aur uss sheetal ko khatam karne ki jo tumne kasam khayi thi uska kya…? Kya isi din ke liye maine tumhari plastic surgery karwa kar tumhe sadhana bana kar raj ke paas bheja tha ki tum apna maqsad bhul jao…?

Ye sunte hi sadhna ko bahut bada jhatka laga..

Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—NAINAA..‼ omg…itna bada dhokha..! iska matlab ki mera andaza bilkul sahi tha…hum jise aaj tak sadhana samajh rahe the vo sadhana ke bhesh me naina thi…aur yaha bhi usne mujhe sheetal ban kar dhokha diya. Ab samajh me aaya ki ye harami apne aap ko mera baap kyo kah raha tha..? agar hamare sath jo thi vo naina thi to phir asli sheetal kaha hai…?

Vahi Dusri Taraf.....

Maine khet jane ka bahana kar ke ghar se nikal kar sidhe hospital me shilpa ke paas aa gaya...usse kafi der tak baate karta raha...phir raat me injection ke asar se vo so gayi aur main phir se uss manhoos wasiyat se judi paheliyo ke baare me sochne laga..lund ko aaj badhiya khurak mil gayi thi to dimag bhi tezi se daud raha tha..sochte huye achanak hi jaise mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main chounk kar khada ho gaya..

Raj (shocked)—arey, uss ghar ka naksha to ekdam ragini didi ke ghar ke jaisa hai.. ‼ agar ye nasha ragini didi ke ghar ka hi hai to unke ghar ka wasiyat se kya sambandh hai…? Kya ragini didi bhi wasiyat ke baare me kuch janti hain…? Parso dekhta hu ragini didi ko kyon ki kal amilpur jana padega..

Shilpa gahri neend me thi, subah se pahle usko uthna nahi tha to maine socha ki kyo na ghar ja kar main bhi so jaau..? ye khyal dimag me aate hi maine nurse ko bata kar thakurain ke paas haweli aa gaya..vo abhi tak jaag rahi thi.

Raj—kya hua abhi tak jaag rahi ho, soyi nahi…?

Thakurain—bas tumhara hi intazar kar rahi thi…tumne aane ka vada jo kiya tha ..

Raj—to phir aa jao..ek pakad ho jaye..bahut din ho gaye tumhari jawani ko chakhe huye..

Maine thakurain ko baaho me kas liya aur hoth chumte huye ek dusre ke kapde utaarne me lag gaye…agle hi pal hamare jism par kapdo ka namo nishan tak nahi tha…kuch der tak hoth aur ek dusre ke ango se jee bhar kar khelne ke baad maine thakurain ko ghodi bana diya aur piche se uski bur me lund thoons kar chodne laga…alag alag positions me maine karib ek ghante tak tabiyat se thakurain ke makhmali badan ko rounda aur phir uske baad uski bur me hi lund se lambi lambi pichkariya chhodte huye jhadne laga…thakurain bhi mere sath hi jhad gayi thi …hum dono ek dusre ki baanho me lipte huye sustane lage…uske baad ek baar aur hamne sambhog sukh ka anand liya aur phir nange hi ek dusre ki baanho me so gaye.

Subah uth kar mouka milte hi ek baar shanti ko bhi baja diya…phir haweli me hi fresh hone ke baad main hospital aa gaya. Shilpa ke uthne ke baad use fresh hone me help ki..tab tak jalebi bhi aa gayi..shilpa ko nasta aur dawai khilane ke baad usse kuch der tak baate karta raha..mohini ne aaj jaldi aa kar uska check up kiya..jalebi aa gayi thi to main amillpur jane ka bol kar ghar aa gaya.

Roopa—aa gaya raj..chal main tere liye garam garam aalu ke parathe bana deti hu..

Raj—theek hai maa..

Roopa—arey haan, raj..main tere kamre ki safayi kar rahi thi tab mujhe ladkiyo type 4 chaddi mili..kis ki chaddi hain ye..?

Raj (hadbada kar)—kyaa..kahaaa..chaddiii..? mere room me..? (mann me)..inn bur chodiyo ne aisi taisi karwa di.. khaya piya kuch nahi glass toda aath aana..

Sandhya (ghurte huye)—haan tere room se mili hain ye chaddi..ab bata kisiki hain ye…? Aur tere room me tere bistar ke niche kaise pahuchi…?

Raj—hihihi..meri pyari didi…mujhse ye sab kyon puch rahi ho..?

Radha (ghurte huye)—bhaiya, aapke room se mili hain to aapse nahi to kisse puchenge..?

Raj—main to itne din baad kal hi aaya hu..ab mujhe kya pata…? Main kaise bata sakta hu kuch..? ho sakta hai ki ye chaddi sukhne ke liye padi huyi ho aur kisi ne utha kar jaldbazi me yaha bhul gayi ho..bhala main ladies chaddi ka kya karunga..? vo mere thodi hi kisi kaam ki hain..maa, aap jaldi se mujhe khana do, mujhe office jana hai..(mann me)..hadh hai madarchod, gaon to gaon, ab to ghar wale bhi mujh par bharosa nahi karte..kuch karna padega..ab se sabko bol dunga ki jab bhi mere room me aaye to chaddi utaar kar aaya kare..

Minakshi, arushi aur ritu didi mujhe ghur ghur kar dekh rahi thi..yahi haal sandhya didi aur radha ka bhi tha..ye dekh maine khana kha kar jaldi se yaha se nikalna hi behtar samjha…teeno mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe mouka hi nahi diya..aur khana kha kar kapde change kiye aur amilpur ke liye jane laga.

Roopa—raj, ja rahe ho to udhar khet me ye nasta kinjal ko de dena aur ye uske kapde bhi..

Raj—kyon didi vaha khet me kya rahi hain..?

Malti—pados ke gaon me ek gami (death) ho gayi hai to tere pratap chacha vahi gaye hain…isliye kinjal khet ki rakhwali kar rahi hai subah se jisse janwar fasal ko nuksan na pahuchaye..kinjal ne apna nasta aur nahane ke liye kapde vahi bhejne ko kaha tha..

Raj—theek hai maa..lao do...main de dunga..

Radha—bhaiya, aapne mujhe scooty sikhane ka vada kiya tha..

Raj—haan, to aaj duty se lout kar sikhaunga na..pakka..

Maine kinjal didi ke kapde aur unke liye nasta le kar nikal gaya..kinjal didi vaha khet me bane room me khatiya par leti huyi thi..mujhe dekhte hi uth kar baith gayi.

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SAAND
UPDATE- 290 (A)
Altimatum Day- 6​

Sadhana (shocked)—koun ho tum... ? aur tumhari ye halat kisne aur kyo ki…? Aur kya tum mujhe jante ho…? Agar jante ho to kaise jante ho…?

"Ye tum kaisi baate kar rahi ho beti…? Mujhe nahi pahchana tumne..? apne baba ko nahi pahchana..? " usne hairani ke sath kaha.

Sadhana (confused)—baba..‼

"haan beti….main hi hu tumhara baba…tumhara baap…Golu Madari”

Ab aage….

Sadhana (shocked, gusse me)—what nonsense…kya bakte ho..? ek minute..ek minute…kya kaha tumne…? Golu Madari..‼

Golu—kya ho gaya hai tumhe beti…? Beti main tumhara baba hu..

Sadhana (mann me)—ye baar baar mera baap banne ki koshish kyo kar raha hai..?

Golu—aise kyon dekh rahi ho beti..?

Sadhana (confused)—dekh nahi rahi hoon balki soch rahi hu…?

Golu—beti socho mat, jitna jaldi ho sake, yaha se nikal jao..ye sochne ka samay nahi hai..

Sadhana—pahle aap ye batao ki aap ko yaha qaid kisne kiya aur kyo…?

Golu—abhi ye sab batane ka samay nahi hai beti..tum jao yaha se..

Sadhana—nahi, main apna maqsad poora kiye bina yaha se nahi jaungi..mujhe raj ko bachana hai..

Golu (chillate huye)—tumhara raj mar chuka hai..

Sadhana (gusse me)—jhooth hai ye sab..raj ko chita me jalane se pahle hi bacha liya gaya tha aur iska sabut bhi hai mere paas..

Golu—tum sach janna chahti ho to suno….ye to tumhe malum hi hai ki thakur ne raj ko goli marwa di thi…uske baad jab thakur ke admi raj ko jalaane ke liye le gaye the tab vivek ne sabko chakma dete huye hoshiyari se raj ko utha kar uski jagah kisi dusre mare huye admi ki laash vaha rakh di thi jiska thakur ke admiyo ne raj samajh kar antim sanskar kar diya…

Sadhana (hairan)—aapko ye sab kaise pata…?

Golu—kyon ki vo video maine khud banayi thi..

Sadhana (hairan)—kyaa…?

Golu—haan..

Sadhana—jab raj ko bacha liya gaya to vah mar kaise sakta hai…?

Golu—vo isliye kyon ki iske baad kya hua, ye tumhe malum nahi hai…

Sadhana—kya hua iske baad…?

Golu—thakur ke admiyo ke jaane ke baad vivek ek gadi me raj ko le kar hospital chala gaya..ye dekh main bhi uske piche ho liya…hospital me doctor ne body dekhte hi raj ko dead ghosit kar diya…koi police case nahi hua ..kyon ki shayad doctor aur police ke paas black star ka phone pahle hi pahuch chuka tha, usne dhamki di thi ki raj marna nahi chahiye, kyon ki uski nazar wasiyat par jo tiki thi aur raj uss wasiyat ki chabi tha…doctor’s ke dead certificate de dene ke baad koi dusra admi aaya aur raj ki body ko gadi me le kar chala gaya..iss baar maine uski hi gadi ki dikki me chhup kar uska picha kiya. Ek jagah achanak hi gadi ruk gayi..maine dikki me se jhaank kar dekha to hairan rah gaya…road ke kinare ek raj ki hi shakal ka admi behosh pada tha..ye dekh kar uss admi ne turant raj ke uss hum shakal wale ladke ko utha kar apni gadi me lita diya aur raj ko gadi se nikaal kar uss ladke ki jagah road ke kinare lita kar gadi le ke khisak liya..aur phir uss ladke ko raj bana kar usne uski family me bhej diya…jab black star ko ye pata chala ki uska ye raaz main jaan chuka hu to usne mera ek pair kaat diya aur mujhe yaha kidnap kar ke band kar diya.

Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?

Golu—haan beti, raj mar chuka hai..tumhara vo raj mar chuka hai beti jise tum chahti thi…ab jao yaha se beti isse pahle ki vo harami black star yaha tumhe dhoondte huye aa jaye…

Sadhana—nahi..main apna maqsad poora kiye bina nahi jaungi…uss black star ko jinda nahi chhodungi..

Golu—naina beti, jid mat karo..tumhara maqsad yaha nahi balki uss bahurupiye raj ko yaha bhejna hai…aur uss sheetal ko khatam karne ki jo tumne kasam khayi thi uska kya…? Kya isi din ke liye maine tumhari plastic surgery karwa kar tumhe sadhana bana kar raj ke paas bheja tha ki tum apna maqsad bhul jao…?

Ye sunte hi sadhna ko bahut bada jhatka laga..

Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—NAINAA..‼ omg…itna bada dhokha..! iska matlab ki mera andaza bilkul sahi tha…hum jise aaj tak sadhana samajh rahe the vo sadhana ke bhesh me naina thi…aur yaha bhi usne mujhe sheetal ban kar dhokha diya. Ab samajh me aaya ki ye harami apne aap ko mera baap kyo kah raha tha..? agar hamare sath jo thi vo naina thi to phir asli sheetal kaha hai…?

Vahi Dusri Taraf.....

Maine khet jane ka bahana kar ke ghar se nikal kar sidhe hospital me shilpa ke paas aa gaya...usse kafi der tak baate karta raha...phir raat me injection ke asar se vo so gayi aur main phir se uss manhoos wasiyat se judi paheliyo ke baare me sochne laga..lund ko aaj badhiya khurak mil gayi thi to dimag bhi tezi se daud raha tha..sochte huye achanak hi jaise mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main chounk kar khada ho gaya..

Raj (shocked)—arey, uss ghar ka naksha to ekdam ragini didi ke ghar ke jaisa hai.. ‼ agar ye nasha ragini didi ke ghar ka hi hai to unke ghar ka wasiyat se kya sambandh hai…? Kya ragini didi bhi wasiyat ke baare me kuch janti hain…? Parso dekhta hu ragini didi ko kyon ki kal amilpur jana padega..

Shilpa gahri neend me thi, subah se pahle usko uthna nahi tha to maine socha ki kyo na ghar ja kar main bhi so jaau..? ye khyal dimag me aate hi maine nurse ko bata kar thakurain ke paas haweli aa gaya..vo abhi tak jaag rahi thi.

Raj—kya hua abhi tak jaag rahi ho, soyi nahi…?

Thakurain—bas tumhara hi intazar kar rahi thi…tumne aane ka vada jo kiya tha ..

Raj—to phir aa jao..ek pakad ho jaye..bahut din ho gaye tumhari jawani ko chakhe huye..

Maine thakurain ko baaho me kas liya aur hoth chumte huye ek dusre ke kapde utaarne me lag gaye…agle hi pal hamare jism par kapdo ka namo nishan tak nahi tha…kuch der tak hoth aur ek dusre ke ango se jee bhar kar khelne ke baad maine thakurain ko ghodi bana diya aur piche se uski bur me lund thoons kar chodne laga…alag alag positions me maine karib ek ghante tak tabiyat se thakurain ke makhmali badan ko rounda aur phir uske baad uski bur me hi lund se lambi lambi pichkariya chhodte huye jhadne laga…thakurain bhi mere sath hi jhad gayi thi …hum dono ek dusre ki baanho me lipte huye sustane lage…uske baad ek baar aur hamne sambhog sukh ka anand liya aur phir nange hi ek dusre ki baanho me so gaye.

Subah uth kar mouka milte hi ek baar shanti ko bhi baja diya…phir haweli me hi fresh hone ke baad main hospital aa gaya. Shilpa ke uthne ke baad use fresh hone me help ki..tab tak jalebi bhi aa gayi..shilpa ko nasta aur dawai khilane ke baad usse kuch der tak baate karta raha..mohini ne aaj jaldi aa kar uska check up kiya..jalebi aa gayi thi to main amillpur jane ka bol kar ghar aa gaya.

Roopa—aa gaya raj..chal main tere liye garam garam aalu ke parathe bana deti hu..

Raj—theek hai maa..

Roopa—arey haan, raj..main tere kamre ki safayi kar rahi thi tab mujhe ladkiyo type 4 chaddi mili..kis ki chaddi hain ye..?

Raj (hadbada kar)—kyaa..kahaaa..chaddiii..? mere room me..? (mann me)..inn bur chodiyo ne aisi taisi karwa di.. khaya piya kuch nahi glass toda aath aana..

Sandhya (ghurte huye)—haan tere room se mili hain ye chaddi..ab bata kisiki hain ye…? Aur tere room me tere bistar ke niche kaise pahuchi…?

Raj—hihihi..meri pyari didi…mujhse ye sab kyon puch rahi ho..?

Radha (ghurte huye)—bhaiya, aapke room se mili hain to aapse nahi to kisse puchenge..?

Raj—main to itne din baad kal hi aaya hu..ab mujhe kya pata…? Main kaise bata sakta hu kuch..? ho sakta hai ki ye chaddi sukhne ke liye padi huyi ho aur kisi ne utha kar jaldbazi me yaha bhul gayi ho..bhala main ladies chaddi ka kya karunga..? vo mere thodi hi kisi kaam ki hain..maa, aap jaldi se mujhe khana do, mujhe office jana hai..(mann me)..hadh hai madarchod, gaon to gaon, ab to ghar wale bhi mujh par bharosa nahi karte..kuch karna padega..ab se sabko bol dunga ki jab bhi mere room me aaye to chaddi utaar kar aaya kare..

Minakshi, arushi aur ritu didi mujhe ghur ghur kar dekh rahi thi..yahi haal sandhya didi aur radha ka bhi tha..ye dekh maine khana kha kar jaldi se yaha se nikalna hi behtar samjha…teeno mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe mouka hi nahi diya..aur khana kha kar kapde change kiye aur amilpur ke liye jane laga.

Roopa—raj, ja rahe ho to udhar khet me ye nasta kinjal ko de dena aur ye uske kapde bhi..

Raj—kyon didi vaha khet me kya rahi hain..?

Malti—pados ke gaon me ek gami (death) ho gayi hai to tere pratap chacha vahi gaye hain…isliye kinjal khet ki rakhwali kar rahi hai subah se jisse janwar fasal ko nuksan na pahuchaye..kinjal ne apna nasta aur nahane ke liye kapde vahi bhejne ko kaha tha..

Raj—theek hai maa..lao do...main de dunga..

Radha—bhaiya, aapne mujhe scooty sikhane ka vada kiya tha..

Raj—haan, to aaj duty se lout kar sikhaunga na..pakka..

Maine kinjal didi ke kapde aur unke liye nasta le kar nikal gaya..kinjal didi vaha khet me bane room me khatiya par leti huyi thi..mujhe dekhte hi uth kar baith gayi.

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Naina hi sadhna bankar gayi thi raj ke ghar to phir asli shretal kaha hai jo kabile me raj ko mili thi wo kaun thi wo sheetal matlab asli saadhna ko marne aayi thi wo gaddar bhi bhi wahi hogi .

 

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Sadhana (shocked)—koun ho tum... ? aur tumhari ye halat kisne aur kyo ki…? Aur kya tum mujhe jante ho…? Agar jante ho to kaise jante ho…?

"Ye tum kaisi baate kar rahi ho beti…? Mujhe nahi pahchana tumne..? apne baba ko nahi pahchana..? " usne hairani ke sath kaha.

Sadhana (confused)—baba..‼

"haan beti….main hi hu tumhara baba…tumhara baap…Golu Madari”

Ab aage….

Sadhana (shocked, gusse me)—what nonsense…kya bakte ho..? ek minute..ek minute…kya kaha tumne…? Golu Madari..‼

Golu—kya ho gaya hai tumhe beti…? Beti main tumhara baba hu..

Sadhana (mann me)—ye baar baar mera baap banne ki koshish kyo kar raha hai..?

Golu—aise kyon dekh rahi ho beti..?

Sadhana (confused)—dekh nahi rahi hoon balki soch rahi hu…?

Golu—beti socho mat, jitna jaldi ho sake, yaha se nikal jao..ye sochne ka samay nahi hai..

Sadhana—pahle aap ye batao ki aap ko yaha qaid kisne kiya aur kyo…?

Golu—abhi ye sab batane ka samay nahi hai beti..tum jao yaha se..

Sadhana—nahi, main apna maqsad poora kiye bina yaha se nahi jaungi..mujhe raj ko bachana hai..

Golu (chillate huye)—tumhara raj mar chuka hai..

Sadhana (gusse me)—jhooth hai ye sab..raj ko chita me jalane se pahle hi bacha liya gaya tha aur iska sabut bhi hai mere paas..

Golu—tum sach janna chahti ho to suno….ye to tumhe malum hi hai ki thakur ne raj ko goli marwa di thi…uske baad jab thakur ke admi raj ko jalaane ke liye le gaye the tab vivek ne sabko chakma dete huye hoshiyari se raj ko utha kar uski jagah kisi dusre mare huye admi ki laash vaha rakh di thi jiska thakur ke admiyo ne raj samajh kar antim sanskar kar diya…

Sadhana (hairan)—aapko ye sab kaise pata…?

Golu—kyon ki vo video maine khud banayi thi..

Sadhana (hairan)—kyaa…?

Golu—haan..

Sadhana—jab raj ko bacha liya gaya to vah mar kaise sakta hai…?

Golu—vo isliye kyon ki iske baad kya hua, ye tumhe malum nahi hai…

Sadhana—kya hua iske baad…?

Golu—thakur ke admiyo ke jaane ke baad vivek ek gadi me raj ko le kar hospital chala gaya..ye dekh main bhi uske piche ho liya…hospital me doctor ne body dekhte hi raj ko dead ghosit kar diya…koi police case nahi hua ..kyon ki shayad doctor aur police ke paas black star ka phone pahle hi pahuch chuka tha, usne dhamki di thi ki raj marna nahi chahiye, kyon ki uski nazar wasiyat par jo tiki thi aur raj uss wasiyat ki chabi tha…doctor’s ke dead certificate de dene ke baad koi dusra admi aaya aur raj ki body ko gadi me le kar chala gaya..iss baar maine uski hi gadi ki dikki me chhup kar uska picha kiya. Ek jagah achanak hi gadi ruk gayi..maine dikki me se jhaank kar dekha to hairan rah gaya…road ke kinare ek raj ki hi shakal ka admi behosh pada tha..ye dekh kar uss admi ne turant raj ke uss hum shakal wale ladke ko utha kar apni gadi me lita diya aur raj ko gadi se nikaal kar uss ladke ki jagah road ke kinare lita kar gadi le ke khisak liya..aur phir uss ladke ko raj bana kar usne uski family me bhej diya…jab black star ko ye pata chala ki uska ye raaz main jaan chuka hu to usne mera ek pair kaat diya aur mujhe yaha kidnap kar ke band kar diya.

Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?

Golu—haan beti, raj mar chuka hai..tumhara vo raj mar chuka hai beti jise tum chahti thi…ab jao yaha se beti isse pahle ki vo harami black star yaha tumhe dhoondte huye aa jaye…

Sadhana—nahi..main apna maqsad poora kiye bina nahi jaungi…uss black star ko jinda nahi chhodungi..

Golu—naina beti, jid mat karo..tumhara maqsad yaha nahi balki uss bahurupiye raj ko yaha bhejna hai…aur uss sheetal ko khatam karne ki jo tumne kasam khayi thi uska kya…? Kya isi din ke liye maine tumhari plastic surgery karwa kar tumhe sadhana bana kar raj ke paas bheja tha ki tum apna maqsad bhul jao…?

Ye sunte hi sadhna ko bahut bada jhatka laga..

Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—NAINAA..‼ omg…itna bada dhokha..! iska matlab ki mera andaza bilkul sahi tha…hum jise aaj tak sadhana samajh rahe the vo sadhana ke bhesh me naina thi…aur yaha bhi usne mujhe sheetal ban kar dhokha diya. Ab samajh me aaya ki ye harami apne aap ko mera baap kyo kah raha tha..? agar hamare sath jo thi vo naina thi to phir asli sheetal kaha hai…?

Vahi Dusri Taraf.....

Maine khet jane ka bahana kar ke ghar se nikal kar sidhe hospital me shilpa ke paas aa gaya...usse kafi der tak baate karta raha...phir raat me injection ke asar se vo so gayi aur main phir se uss manhoos wasiyat se judi paheliyo ke baare me sochne laga..lund ko aaj badhiya khurak mil gayi thi to dimag bhi tezi se daud raha tha..sochte huye achanak hi jaise mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main chounk kar khada ho gaya..

Raj (shocked)—arey, uss ghar ka naksha to ekdam ragini didi ke ghar ke jaisa hai.. ‼ agar ye nasha ragini didi ke ghar ka hi hai to unke ghar ka wasiyat se kya sambandh hai…? Kya ragini didi bhi wasiyat ke baare me kuch janti hain…? Parso dekhta hu ragini didi ko kyon ki kal amilpur jana padega..

Shilpa gahri neend me thi, subah se pahle usko uthna nahi tha to maine socha ki kyo na ghar ja kar main bhi so jaau..? ye khyal dimag me aate hi maine nurse ko bata kar thakurain ke paas haweli aa gaya..vo abhi tak jaag rahi thi.

Raj—kya hua abhi tak jaag rahi ho, soyi nahi…?

Thakurain—bas tumhara hi intazar kar rahi thi…tumne aane ka vada jo kiya tha ..

Raj—to phir aa jao..ek pakad ho jaye..bahut din ho gaye tumhari jawani ko chakhe huye..

Maine thakurain ko baaho me kas liya aur hoth chumte huye ek dusre ke kapde utaarne me lag gaye…agle hi pal hamare jism par kapdo ka namo nishan tak nahi tha…kuch der tak hoth aur ek dusre ke ango se jee bhar kar khelne ke baad maine thakurain ko ghodi bana diya aur piche se uski bur me lund thoons kar chodne laga…alag alag positions me maine karib ek ghante tak tabiyat se thakurain ke makhmali badan ko rounda aur phir uske baad uski bur me hi lund se lambi lambi pichkariya chhodte huye jhadne laga…thakurain bhi mere sath hi jhad gayi thi …hum dono ek dusre ki baanho me lipte huye sustane lage…uske baad ek baar aur hamne sambhog sukh ka anand liya aur phir nange hi ek dusre ki baanho me so gaye.

Subah uth kar mouka milte hi ek baar shanti ko bhi baja diya…phir haweli me hi fresh hone ke baad main hospital aa gaya. Shilpa ke uthne ke baad use fresh hone me help ki..tab tak jalebi bhi aa gayi..shilpa ko nasta aur dawai khilane ke baad usse kuch der tak baate karta raha..mohini ne aaj jaldi aa kar uska check up kiya..jalebi aa gayi thi to main amillpur jane ka bol kar ghar aa gaya.

Roopa—aa gaya raj..chal main tere liye garam garam aalu ke parathe bana deti hu..

Raj—theek hai maa..

Roopa—arey haan, raj..main tere kamre ki safayi kar rahi thi tab mujhe ladkiyo type 4 chaddi mili..kis ki chaddi hain ye..?

Raj (hadbada kar)—kyaa..kahaaa..chaddiii..? mere room me..? (mann me)..inn bur chodiyo ne aisi taisi karwa di.. khaya piya kuch nahi glass toda aath aana..

Sandhya (ghurte huye)—haan tere room se mili hain ye chaddi..ab bata kisiki hain ye…? Aur tere room me tere bistar ke niche kaise pahuchi…?

Raj—hihihi..meri pyari didi…mujhse ye sab kyon puch rahi ho..?

Radha (ghurte huye)—bhaiya, aapke room se mili hain to aapse nahi to kisse puchenge..?

Raj—main to itne din baad kal hi aaya hu..ab mujhe kya pata…? Main kaise bata sakta hu kuch..? ho sakta hai ki ye chaddi sukhne ke liye padi huyi ho aur kisi ne utha kar jaldbazi me yaha bhul gayi ho..bhala main ladies chaddi ka kya karunga..? vo mere thodi hi kisi kaam ki hain..maa, aap jaldi se mujhe khana do, mujhe office jana hai..(mann me)..hadh hai madarchod, gaon to gaon, ab to ghar wale bhi mujh par bharosa nahi karte..kuch karna padega..ab se sabko bol dunga ki jab bhi mere room me aaye to chaddi utaar kar aaya kare..

Minakshi, arushi aur ritu didi mujhe ghur ghur kar dekh rahi thi..yahi haal sandhya didi aur radha ka bhi tha..ye dekh maine khana kha kar jaldi se yaha se nikalna hi behtar samjha…teeno mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe mouka hi nahi diya..aur khana kha kar kapde change kiye aur amilpur ke liye jane laga.

Roopa—raj, ja rahe ho to udhar khet me ye nasta kinjal ko de dena aur ye uske kapde bhi..

Raj—kyon didi vaha khet me kya rahi hain..?

Malti—pados ke gaon me ek gami (death) ho gayi hai to tere pratap chacha vahi gaye hain…isliye kinjal khet ki rakhwali kar rahi hai subah se jisse janwar fasal ko nuksan na pahuchaye..kinjal ne apna nasta aur nahane ke liye kapde vahi bhejne ko kaha tha..

Raj—theek hai maa..lao do...main de dunga..

Radha—bhaiya, aapne mujhe scooty sikhane ka vada kiya tha..

Raj—haan, to aaj duty se lout kar sikhaunga na..pakka..

Maine kinjal didi ke kapde aur unke liye nasta le kar nikal gaya..kinjal didi vaha khet me bane room me khatiya par leti huyi thi..mujhe dekhte hi uth kar baith gayi.

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Abhay poori raat uss paheli ka jawab internet par search karta raha aur subah uski ankh lag gayi…jabki main subah uth kar fresh hone ke baad haweli se nikal gaya.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod abhay, ab dhoondta rah uss paheli ka jawab…ab main chala apni paheli ka jawab dhoondne … dekhu to jara ki chhamiya kya janti hai wasiyat ke baare me…? Chhamiya ke dil me koun sa raaz hai…?

Yahi sab sochte huye main jyoti ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya..chhamiya se milne ke liye..

Ab aage…..

Main jab jyoti ke yaha pahucha tab tak jyoti duty par ja chuki thi..mujhe dekhte hi chhamiya, kumkum aur gayatri ke chehre par rounk aa gayi..kumkum aa kar sidhe mere seene se lag gayi aur gaaytri apni bari aane ka intazar karne lagi.

Kumkum—aap bina bataye kaha gayab ho jate ho..?

Raj—duty par tha darling..

Kumkum—kaisi duty hai ye ki apni aur apne hone wale bachche ke liye bilkul bhi time na de…? Mera nahi to kam se kam apne hone wale bachche ka to khyal kar liya karo..

Raj—khyal tha tabhi to dekho aa gaya na..(mann me)..madarchod, kitne hone wale bachcho ka khyal karu…? Inki maa ko chodu, yaha to do darzan aurte iss saand ke lund se gabhin ho kar bachcha paida karne wali hain…kis kis ka khyal rakhu ? jis ki bur me bhi ek baar lund ghused kar pel deta hu, vahi madarchod gabhin ho jati hai..sala sardardi ban gaya hai ab to ye chodna bhi..

Gayatri—bahut theek to kah rahi hai..aise samay me ek aurat ko sabse jyada apne pati ki jarurat hoti hai..ab tu apni biwi ka khyal nahi rakhega to koun rakhega…? vaise bhi bechari ka samay nazdik hi hai..

Raj—tum bhi aa jao maa..tum kyo door khadi ho…? (dhire se)..tu bhi to mere lund se gabhin ho kar bachcha dene wali hai.

Gayatri bhi aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main dono ke sath bedroom me aa gaya aur dono ke hotho ko chum kar unhe bahlane laga jisse unki shikayat door ho jaye.

Kumkum—ab main aapko kahi nahi jane dungi..

Raj—kahi nahi jaunga meri randiyo..

Gayatri—kitna besharm ho gaya hai jo apni maa aur apni biwi ko randi bol raha hai..

Raj—maine kya galat bola... ? kya tum dono meri randi nahi ho... ?

Gayatri—hoon, main teri personal randi hu lekin uske sath sath main teri maa bhi hu..

Kumkum—aur main biwi

Raj—vaise maa, date kab ki hai... ?

Gayatri—bas agle hafte ki date hai hum dono saas bahu ki...mujhe to bahut tension ho rahi hai..

Raj—kis baat ki tension…?

Gayatri—ek to main vidhwa hu upar se iss umra me maa banungi to log kya kahenge…? Badi badnami hogi sab ki..

Raj—isme tension kaisi..? dekho maa, tum dono ki date same hi hai…to tum apne bachche ko kumkum ka bachcha bata dena sab ko..bas tension khatam..

Kumkum—matlab…?

Raj—matlab ye ki sab ko ye batana ki kumkum ne judwa bachcho ko janam diya hai..iss tarah se badnami bhi nahi hogi aur dono bachcho ko unki maa bhi mil jayegi..

Gayatri—haan ye sahi idea hai…lekin kumkum tumhe to koi dikkat nahi hai na…?

Kumkum—mujhe kyo dikkat hogi…mujhe koun sa use apna doodh pilana hai..use doodh to uski maa matlab ki aap hi pilaogi na maa ji…?

Gayatri—vo sab to theek hai beta lekin doctor ne agar sab bata diya kisi ko tab….?

Raj—doctor kuch nahi batayegi…aap dono doctor mona ko dikhana…usse meri baat ho chuki hai..vo sab sambhal legi..

Kumkum (ghurte huye)—kyo…? Usko bhi pet se kar diya kya aapne…?

Raj—hihihihi..arrey nahi darling…main tumhare alawa kisi ki taraf dekhta bhi nahi..tum khamkha mujh par shak karti ho..

Kumkum—jisne apni maa ko nahi chhoda, bhala vo dusri ko kaise chhod dega…? Agar aisa hua to hum dono saas bahu mil kar aapki vo doctor mona ki gaand me lal mirchi bhar dengi..haan..

Dono se kafi der tak baat karne ke baad main vaha se uth kar chhamiya ke paas chala gaya jo ki mere liye coffee bana rahi thi..maine usko piche se pakad liya aur uske doodh dabane laga.

Chhamiya—aaaahhhh…rajjj..mat karo na…malkin dekh lengi to gadbad ho jayegi…aaahhhhh

Raj—arrey koi nahi ayega..chal jaldi se ek bar apni bur ka maza de de…

Chhamiya—aaahhhh...nahi de sakti majburi hai..

Raj—kyo nahi de sakti... ? abhi tak to bolti thi ki aaj se meri bur par sirf tumhara hi haq hai, kitna jaldi badal gayi..

Chhamiya—main badli nahi hu..ab bhi aapki vahi chhamiya hu..

Raj—to phir govinda ne khoob choda hoga tujhe, yahi na... ?

Chhamiya—chhee, maine uss din se unko hath lagane nahi diya..

Raj—phir bur dene se kyo mana kar rahi hai... ?

Chhamiya—vo doctor ne mana kiya hai karne ko..

Raj—doctor ne mana kiya hai.. ? doctor ki maa ka bhosda..vo madarchod koun hota hai bur chudwane ke liye mana karne wala... ?

Chhamiya—vo isliye..kyon ki main tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hu..

Raj (chounk kar)—kyaaaaa..ek aur bachcha…? (mann me)..Maiya chud gayi…yaha meri gaand phati ja rahi hai madarchod..aur idhar inki maa ko chodu..sab ki sab gabhin gabhin khel rahi hain…lagta hai ki sab mil kar madarchod mujhe kaurvo ka baap dhritrashtra bana kar manengi …aur phir unme mahabharat hogi…agar sheetal didi aur sadhana ko pata chala to vah dono mil ke meri gaand hi tod dengi..

Chhamiya (sharmate huye)—vo 8th mahina chal raha hai na isliye mana kiya hai doctor ne..

Raj—badhiya hai..bahut badhiya…iss khushi me bur na sahi gaand to de hi sakti ho na ki doctor ne gaand dene se bhi mana kiya hai…?

Chhamiya—uske liye to kuch kaha nahi lekin agar bachche ko kuch nuksan hua to…?

Raj—arrey yaar, mujhe tum ek baat batao ki maa tum apni bur se banogi ya apni gaand se…?

Chhamiya (sharma kar)—gaand se bhi kabhi kisi ke bachcha paida hota hai bhala…?

Raj—vahi to main samjha raha hu..bachcha to teri bur phad ke bahar niklega..to phir gaand dene me bachche ko kaise khatra ho sakta hai..chal jaldi se gaand de de..

Chhamiya—lekin…

Raj—lekin vekin kuch nahi..chal..bahut dhire dhire aur pyar se teri gaand marunga..

Main chhamiya ko pakad kar jyoti ke room me le gaya aur darwaja band kar ke uski saree upar khiskaya aur gaand me dher sala sarso ka tel gira kar uski gaand dhire dhire maarne laga.

Chhamiya—aaahhh..dhire rajjj..pet me lagta hai…aaaahhh

Raj—bilkul dhire dhire maarunga..chinta mat kar…achcha chhamiya, tum wasiyat ke baare me kuch janti ho kya…?

Chhamiya—aaahhhhh..wasiyat..koun si wasiyat…? Mujh garib ke paas koun si wasiyat hogi sahab…meri izzat hi meri wasiyat thi jiske malik aap ho, vo to aap ko de hi chuki hu..aaahhhhh

Raj—main iski baat nahi kar raha balki apni wasiyat ki baat kar raha hu…

Chhamiya—main kuch samjhi nahi…

Raj—achcha ye batao ki kabhi kisi ne tumhe koi paper wagairah diya tha ya tumhe koi paper mila tha kahi…?

Chhamiya—aaaahhhh…aapki baate meri samajh me nahi aati..jane kya baate kar rahe ho….? Mujh garib ke paas agar koi asiyat hoti to kya yaha dusre ke ghar me jhadu, pochha aur bartan saaf kar rahi hoti…?

Raj—tum samjhi nahi…main tumhari baat nahi kar raha hu…asal me mere purkho ki wasiyat kahi kho gayi hai jo mil nahi rahi hai aur uska milna mere liye bahut jaruri hai…maine bahut talash kiya to ek admi se mulaqat huyi jo ki apni antim saanse gin raha tha, usne marte marte tumhara naam liya. Isliye maine tumse pucha..

Chhamiya (hairan)—mera naam liya…? Koun tha vo…?

Raj—pata nahi..maine usse jab wasiyat ke baare me pucha to uske muh se bas itna hi nikla ki ‘chhamiya’ iske baad vo mar gaya.

Chhamiya (hairan)—ajib baat hai..koun ho sakta hai vo aur usne mera naam kyo liya….? Main to koi wasiyat ke baare me nahi janti..

Raj—kahte hain ki marne wala kabhi jhuth nahi bolta..yaad karo, ho sakta hai ki wasiyat na sahi par kabhi kisi ne tumhe kuch diya ho….?

Chhamiya (sochte huye)—nahii rajj, mujhe to aisa kuch bhi yaad nahi hai…

Raj (udas)—theek hai koi baat nahi..jane do..

Maine uski gaand maarte huye apna pani uski gaand me hi bhar diya..aur phir vapis kumkum ke paas aa gaya…kuch der dono se baat karne ke baad main nahane chala gaya..chhamiya apne aap ko saaf kar ke mere liye khana banane me lag gayi…lekin khana banate huye bhi uska dimag meri kahi baat par hi ghum raha tha…achanak hi vo khana banana chhod kar tezi se meri taraf bhagi main uss samay naha hi raha tha…poore sharir me sabun laga raha tha.

Chhamiya—rajj..darwaja kholo..

Raj—kyo kya hua chhamiya…? Main naha raha hu..tumhe bhi nahana hai kya mere sath…?

Chhamiya—nahi, mujhe bas kuch yaad aaya hai jo aap puch rahe the..

Ye sunte hi mera nahana yakayak ruk gaya…maine turant vise hi darwaja khol diya..mere poore nange sharir me sabun lagi huyi thi…mujhe aise dekh kar chhamiya chounk gayi.

Chhamiya—arrey ye kya…? Pahle sabun to dho lo aur kuch pahan lo..

Raj—sabun gaya maa chudane..tum ye batao ki kya yaad aaya…?

Chhamiya—vo jab main aslam sahab ke yaha kaam karti thi na tab ek din main kuch samaan lene ke liye market gayi thi.. ussi samay ek admi daudta hua aaya..uske piche kuch gunde pade huye the..bhagte huye vo jaise hi mere bagal se gujra to usne ek kagaz mere hatho me pakda diya..main uski iss harkat par gussa ho kar kuch kahne hi wali thi ki tabhi vo gunde usko dhoondte huye vaha pahuch gaye..aur vo mere paas se daudne laga..lekin unn logo ne use gher liya aur usko maarte huye jabardasti ek gadi me baitha kar kahi le gaye.

Raj (hairan)—kya likha tha usme…? Kaha hai vo kagaz…?

Chhamiya—mujhe padhna thodi na aata hai jo mujhe malum hoga..haan, vo kagaz abhi bhi mere paas hi hai, abhi le kar aati hu..

Chhamiya vaha se apne room me chali gayi aur maine jaldi se shower on kar ke apne jism me lage sabun ko saaf kiya aur phir towel lapet kar bahar aa gaya..thodi hi der me chhamiya ek kagaz le kar aayi aur mujhe pakda diya…maine jaldi se usko khol kar dekha to padhte hi apna sir pakad liya.

Raj (dimag kharab, mann me)—madarchod, iss pardada ki maa ko chodu…bhosdike ne nautanki macha rakhi hai..paheli hi paheliya kam thi jo madarchod ne itni dher paheli likh kar mar gaya..ek paheli ka jawab to mil nahi raha tha, ye paheliyo ka bhandar alag se mil gaya.

Uss kagaz me kul 9 paheliya likhi huyi thi, jo iss prakar hain..

• Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?
• Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?
• Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?
• Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?
• Sitaar Kyon Na Baja…? Aurat Kyon Na Nahayi…?
• Ghar Andhiyara Kyon... ? Fakir Bigda Kyon... ?
• Aage Aage Bahina Aayi, Piche Piche Bhaiya....Daant Nikaale Baba Aaye, Burka Odhe Maiya.
• Chhati Se Chhati Mile, Mile Chhed Se Chhed...Jab Daala Andar To, Bahar Nikla Safed Safed
• Aath Angul Ka Hai Aur Asli, Na Uske Haddi Na Uske Pasli…Latadhari Guru Ka Chela, Na Sakhi Saajan Na Sakhi Kela

Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.

lo ji yaha Jyoti ki maa-bhabi aur naukrani sabhi pet se ho gayi hai .. rahi sahi kasar Raj ke pardada ki paheliyo ne poori kar rakhi hai .. aur iss baar to paheliyo ka bhandaar mila hai ...

magar back side mein kya padhne ko mil gaya .. aur ye sab gabhin-gabhin khelne wali baat mast thi ...

ek baat aur batao Anand bhai ki .. agar Blackstar Prakash chacha bana kar reh raha hai .. aur wo lagbhag har samay pariwaar ke saath he rehta hai .. to fir wo langda aadmi kaun hai .. kya wohi bholu madari hai .. aur ye Blackstar yaha gaanv mein Prakash chacha ka mask laga kar rehne wala kahi wo Raj ka judwa bhai to nahi ...

 

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”Paanch Aaam Panch Chuchumukh-Chuchumukh, Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh.”

ye Chuchumukh muchuk wali paheli ab tak ki sabse mast paheli lagi hai ... har baar padhne par hasi aa jaati hai ...

 

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SAAND
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Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

Ab aage…..

Radha (gusse se)—tu yaha baith baith mere bhaiya se kya ujul fijul ki baate kar rahi hai…? Ghar kyo nahi gayi, yaha dera jama ke baithi hai…? Chal bhag yaha se..aur haan, phone dikha jara apna…

Pinky (hanste huye)—thenga…hihihi

Radha (mann me)—sab meri hi galti hai..mujhe bhaiya ko iss randi ke paas chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha..lekin main bhi kya karti, main bhaiya ke aane ki khushi me ye bhul hi gayi thi ki ye kamini bhi hamare sath hi gadi me baithi hai.. ab jane isne mere bhaiya se kaisi kaisi baate ki hongi…? Kahi randi ne bhaiya ko I Love You to nahi bol diya…? Koi bharosa nahi hai iska..mere bhaiya ke niche letne ke liye mari ja rahi hai Sali…chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, aaj main bhaiya se sab baate saaf saaf kar ke rahungi..

Pinky usko angutha dikhate huye bhag gayi aur radha mann hi mann usko gaaliya bakti rahi..mujhe dekhte hi sab ghar wale aa kar mujhse lipat gaye aur rone lage…main bari bari se sabse gale mila, sirf kinjal didi ko chhod kar..unke kewal pair chhuye kintu gale nahi mila..thodi der me thakurain bhi vahi aa gayi…dono ne samjha kar sabhi ko shant kiya…vaha sabhi the bas rashmi didi nahi dikh rahi thi.

Raj—maa, rashmi didi kaha hain, dikhayi nahi de rahi ..?

Malti—vo abhi college se aayi kaha hai..

Raj—theek hai, main unhe le kar aata hu phir araam se baate karenge..

Kinjal didi unke gale na milne par hairan thi aur shayad unhe dukh bhi pahucha tha lekin maine unko ignore kiya aur apna samaan le kar room me chala gaya..tabhi mere room ka darwaja dhire se band hua aur koi piche se aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main samajh gaya ki ye ritu didi hain.

Raj—ritu didi

Ritu (sisakte huye)—mujhe didi mat bol..kya ye bhul gaye tum ki jo ritu kabhi tumhari didi thi, uske gale me mangalsutra aur maang me sindoor bhar ke tum apni uss ritu didi ko apni biwi bana chuke ho... ?

Raj (palat kar)—main nahi bhula hu..mujhe yaad hai ki aap meri biwi ho...uuummmmmm....aur mujhe apni ritu didi, biwi ke roop me haste huye achchi lagti hai, rote huye nahi..

Ritu—tumhe kaise samjhaau raj.. ? ab tumhare bina kuch bhi achcha nahi lagta..

Tujhse Kahne Ko To Bahut Kuch Hai, Par Alfaz Kaha Se Laaun

Yoon To Jeene Ki Vajah Bahut Hain Duniya Mein

Pyar Tujhse Kyon Hai, Kya Vajah Bataaun

Jab Se Mana Tujhe Apna, Na Main Apni Rahi Na Dil Apna

Dil Ko Tujhse Door Bhi Le Jaaun To Kaise Use Samjhaaun

Majbooriyan To Bahut Hain Jahan Mein, Jo Tujhse Pyar Karne Se Roke

Par Iss Dil Ko Kaise Manaaun

Tu Hi Bata Ki Tujhe Kaise Main Bhool Jaaun

Koi Asaan Sa Tarika Jo Ho Paas Tere

Kah De Mujhe Bhi, Jo Asaani Se Main Bhi Jee Paaun
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Raj—ohh didi..I Love You meri ritu jaanu..mujhe nahi malum tha ki meri ritu didi mujhse itna pyar karti hai..

Maine ritu didi ko apni baaho me bhar liya aur unke hotho par apne hoth chipka diye..vo kisi komal lata ki bhanti mujhse lipat gayi..iss chumban me koi hawash nahi thi balki unke prem ne mujhe khich liya...jab tak saanse bhar nahi aayi hum dono aise hi lipat kar ek dusre ke adhro se madhur milaap karte huye prem ka rasaswadan karte rahe.

Ritu—main tumhare liye coffee bana kar lati hu..

Raj (dhire se)—raat me meri ritu didi mere sath hi soyegi na... ?

Ritu (sharma kar)—hmmm

Thodi der baate karne ke baad ritu didi mere liye coffee banane chali gayi magar tab tak kinjal didi coffee bana chuki thi aur le bhi aayi...vo mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe jyada tavajjo nahi di aur unki banayi coffee bina piye hi rashmi didi ko lene ke liye college chala gaya.

Mujhe dekhte hi rashmi didi bhag kar mere paas aa gayi..gadi me baitha kar sabse pahle maine unko baaho me le kar jee bhar ke pyar kiya ..

Rashmi—rajj, yaha raste me koi dekh lega..kya kar rahe ho... ?

Raj—apni didi ko pyar kar raha hu...kyo nahi kar sakta... ?

Rashmi—ghar pahuch ke kar lena jee bhar ke pyar..par yaha nahi..pls..

Raj—mera mann to abhi apni rashmi didi ko nangi kar ke chodne ka kar raha hai..

Rashmi—raat me jab sab log so jayenge tab tumhare room me aa jaungi to kar lena jitna mann kare..

Raj—didi raat kisne dekhi hai…mere paas ek idea hai..

Rashmi—kaisa idea…?

Raj—abhi batata hu..

Maine gadi start kar ke sidha gaon ke shmashan me le ja kar khadi kiya…vaha pahuchte hi didi chounk gayi..ye vahi jagah thi jaha maine unki bur ka udghatan kiya tha.

Rashmi—ye kya raj, tumhe raat tak ka sabra bhi nahi hai jo mujhe yaha shamshan me le aaye..

Raj—kya karu didi…kisi ko chodne ke liye isse badhiya jagah ho hi nahi sakti..chalo aao time barbad mat karo..

Rashmi—lekin raj..

Raj—tum to aise darr rahi ho didi jaise ki pahli bar yaha aayi ho…? Bhul gayi ye jagah…?

Rashmi—ye jagah kaise bhul sakti hu…yahi to tumne mujhe aadhi raat me la kar meri phad phud ke barabar kar di thi…

Raj—koi baat nahi, aaj aapki din me phad deta hu..

Maine rashmi didi ke kapde jaldi jaldi utar kar unhe nangi kiya aur phir apne kapde utar kar unke upar chadh gaya..pahle to rashmi didi darr ke karan hichkicha rahi thi lekin jaise hi unki bur garam huyi to vah bhi khul kar gaand utha utha kar chudwane lagi…achche se unki bur ki aisi taisi karne ke baad hi main unke upar se utra.

Rashmi—tum bhi na bade besabre ho raj..meri to halat hi kharab kar di tumne..

Raj—mera bas chale to main aapke upar hi chadha rahu hamesha..kabhi niche utru hi nahi..abhi to aapki gaand leni baki hai didi..

Rashmi—abhi koi gaand vaand nahi milne wali..baad me le lena…aur itna hi chadhe rahne ka mann hai mere upar to shadi kar le mujhse..phir jo mann me aaye karna..main nahi rokungi..

Raj—theek, kar lunga..mujhe manzur hai..lekin kya aap sach me mujhse shadi karne ko taiyar ho…?

Rashmi—to aur kya karu..? kisi aur ke layak to tune chhoda hi nahi hai mujhe..chod chod kar itni choudi bur kar di tumne ki jisse bhi shadi bhi meri shadi hogi vo suhagraat me dulha khud hi poora meri bur me hi ghus jayega..vaise bhi suhagraat me hi meri dekhte hi dulha samajh jayega ki main bahut jyada chudi huyi hu..tujh saand ke alawa ab kisi ko meri lene me maza ayega hi nahi..aur na hi mujhe dene me maza ayega..

Raj—theek hai..to phir kal hi main aapse shadi karunga..and ye mazaak nahi hai..I am serious..

Rashmi—achcha, phir sadhana ka kya hoga…? Aur sheetal to mujhe jaan se hi maar degi agar usko jara bhi bhanak lag gayi to….

Raj—kuch bhi ho, kal aapse shadi kar ke main aapko apni biwi banaunga...ye mera vada hai..

Rashmi—sheetal se yaad aaya..raj, sheetal ka jaldi se kuch pata lagao..uski tabiyat pahle hi bahut jyada serious hai.. na jane kaha hogi vo..? kis haal me hogi…? Kahi uske sath kuch ….

Raj (beech me hi)—nahi, jab tak main jinda hu, meri sheetal didi ko kuch nahi ho sakta aur na hi meri sadhana ko..

Mushkile Jarur Hain, Magar Thahra Nahi Hoon Main

Manzil Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Pahuncha Nahi Hoon Main

Kadmo Ko Baandh Na Payengi, Musibat Ki Zanjeeren

Raston Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Bhatka Nahi Hoon Main

Sabra Ka Baandh Tootega, To Fana Kar Ke Rakh Doonga

Dushman Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Garja Nahi Hoon Main

Dil Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhi Hain Ladakpan Ki Chahten

Mohabbat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Badla Nahi Hoon Main

Mere Sath Chalta Hai, Sabki Duaon Ka Kafila

Kismat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Tanha Nahi Hoon Main
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Sadhana aur sheetal ka jikra aate hi mujhe unn 9 paheliyo ki yaad aa gayi jo aaj mujhe uss kagaz me mili thi jo chhamiya ne diya tha..rashmi didi college me padhati hain, isliye maine unse puchna uchit samjha.

Raj—achcha didi, mujhe kuch paheliya samajh me nahi aa rahi hain…kya aap unke jawab bata sakti ho…?

Rashmi—kaisi paheli…?

Raj (kagaz dikhate huye)—ye paheliyan…

Rashmi—ye to do sakhun hain..

Raj—do sakhun..? madarchod, ye do sakhun kya hota hai…?

Rashmi—sakhun, pharsi bhasa ka shabd hai, iska arth kathan ya ukti hai..do sakhun me do kathno ya uktiyo ka ek hi uttar hota hai..iska mool aadhar bhi shabdo ke do do arth hain..jaise ki ye paheliya..

A—“Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?”

Deewar banane wala raj mishtri ya rajgeer nahi tha isliye deewar tooti rah gayi…rajya (raj) vyavastha nahi thi isliye raah lut gayi.

Jawab—Raj na tha.

B—Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?

Ragne ke liye jhopdi (madhi) ya kuti nahi thi, isliye jogi bhag gaya…Dholki chamde se madhi huyi nahi thi, isliye nahi baji.

Jawab—Madhi na thi.

C—Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?

Pathik (Yatri) ke paas pani pine ke liye lota (bartan) nahi tha, isliye vah pyasa rah gaya….Gadhe ki janmajaat adat hoti hai ki jamin (Mitti) me lot lagana, gadha mitti me lota nahi tha isliye vah neeras aur udas tha.

Jawab—Lota na tha.

D—Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?

Roti ko phera (Palta) nahi gaya tha, isliye vah jal gayi….Ghode ki paidaishi adat hoti hai ki ek jagah khade ho kar phera lagana, phera na laga sakne ki sthiti me vah chalta nahi aur ek jagah par hi ad jata hai…Pani me pade paan ke patto ko panwadi baar baar pherta rahta hai, isse paan ka patta sadta nahi hai aur agar na phero to vah sad jata hai.

Jawab—Phera na tha.

E—Sitaar Kyon Na Baja…? Aurat Kyon Na Nahayi…?

Sitaar ke daand par sa, re, ga, ma aadi bajane ke liye dhatu ke mote taar ya taant se bandhe rahte hain, inki sankhya prayah 13, 16 ya 19 hoti hai, inhe parda kahte hain, iske bina sitaar nahi baj sakta….aurat ke sambandh me parda ka arth hai ki sharir dhakne ke liye kapde ka parda, parda na hone ke karan aurat nahayi nahi.

Jawab--Parda na tha.

F—Ghar Andhiyara Kyon... ? Fakir Bigda Kyon... ?

Ghar me diya yaani ki deepak na hone se andhera tha…Fakir ko daan me kuch diya nahi tha isliye vah bigad gaya.

Jawab—Diya na tha.

G—Aage Aage Bahina Aayi, Piche Piche Bhaiya....Daant Nikaale Baba Aaye, Burka Odhe Maiya.

Jawab--Bhutta

H—Chhati Se Chhati Mile, Mile Chhed Se Chhed...Jab Daala Andar To, Bahar Nikla Safed Safed

Jawab--Chakki

I—Aath Angul Ka Hai Aur Asli, Na Uske Haddi Na Uske Pasli…Latadhari Guru Ka Chela, Na Sakhi Saajan Na Sakhi Kela

Jawab—Kela.

Raj (mann me)—paheli ka jawab to mil gaya lekin phir bhi iska matlab samajh me nahi aaya..akhir iss paheli ke piche ka raaz kya hai…? Aur uss sketch ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…? Kis jagah ka naksha hai vo, jaha se ye paheli judi huyi hai..? ho na ho, shayad ye wasiyat ki jagah ka koi clue hona chahiye…

Rashmi—lekin tum ye paheliya kyo puch rahe ho…?

Raj—kuch nahi didi, bas mere dost se ek exam paper me puchi gayi thi ye, usse bani nahi to usne mujhse puch liya..lekin mujhe to malum tha nahi isliye maine tumse puch liya..bas..

Rashmi—theek hai..ab chalo ghar..bahut der ho gayi hai..

Uske baad main rashmi didi ko le kar ghar aa gaya..room me pahuchte hi kinjal didi mere piche piche aa gayi aur aate hi unhone darwaja lock kar diya.

Raj—darwaja kyo band kar diya…? Kahi mujhe phansane ka irada to nahi hai…?

Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch baat karna chahti hu..

Raj—dekho didi, agar aap abhi tak uss din ki baat se mere upar khafa ho to main pahle hi mafi maang chuka hu..ya phir shayad aap mujhe phir se jali kati sunana chahti hongi..lekin mere paas time nahi hai..aapki faltu baate sunne ka..

Kinjal (gale se lag kar sisakte huye)—apni kinjal didi ko maaf nahi karega…? Sabse to tune kitne achche se baat ki sirf mujhse hi itni berukhi kyo…? Kya main teri bahan nahi hu…? Main manti hu ki maine uss din tujh par hath utha kar theek nahi kiya, agar tu uss din ki baat se ab tak mujhse naraz hai to main tujhse apni galti ki maafi maangti hu…tu chahe to mujhe saza de le..main har saza ke liye taiyar hu lekin dekh aise muh mat mod mujhse…tu nahi janta ki mere dil par tabse kya gujar rahi hai…main aise ghut ghut kar mar jaungi raj..mar jaungi..ek tu hi to sahara hai hum sab bahno ka..agar tu hi aise karega to hum kiske sahare jinda rahengi…?

Raj—main aapse naraz nahi hu didi…aapne jo bhi kiya bilkul theek kiya…main isi layak hu..mujhe aapka bhai kahlane ka koi haq nahi hai..aur aap ye apne aanshu poch lo..aap achchi tarah se janti hain ki main apni kisi bhi bahan ki ankho me anshu nahi dekh sakta..

Kinjal (sisak kar)—mujhe jo chahe saza de lekin apni bahno se aise naraz mat hua kar mere bhai…

Raj—achcha baba maaf kiya..ab khush

Kinjal—aise nahi..pahle kasam kha..

Raj—aapki kasam..maine maaf kiya..

Kinjal—meri nahi..sheetal ki kasam kha ke bol ki tune mujhe maaf kar diya..

Raj—didi, kya aapko mujh par bharosa nahi hai…?

Kinjal—meri kasam to jhuthi bhi kha sakta hai lekin yahi baat to sheetal ki kasam kha kar jhuth bhi bol dega to mujhe vishwash ho jayega..kyon ki main janti hu ki tu sheetal ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata..

Bhale hi maine kinjal didi ko kah diya ki maine unhe maaf kar diya hai lekin Sach to ye tha ki kinjal didi ko maine abhi tak maaf nahi kiya tha…kintu unki sheetal didi ki kasam khane wali baat ne mujhe phansa kar rakh diya tha..kyon ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, kaisi bhi paristhiti ho, main apni sheetal didi ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata.

Kinjal—kya hua…? Sheetal ki kasam khane me itna time kyo lag raha hai…? Iska matlab ki tumne mujhe maaf nahi kiya raj …? Main samajh gayi..

Raj—nahi didi, aisi baat nahi hai..vo aapne sheetal didi ka jikra kiya to mujhe unki yaad aa gayi…main apni sheetal didi ki kasam kha kar kahta hu ki uss din ke liye maine aapko maaf kiya..

Kinjal (chumte huye kaan me)—ummmm..achcha sun, darwaja andar se band mat karna…main raat me aungi jab sab so jayenge…

Raj (chounk kar)—raat me..! lekin kyo…?

Kinjal (kaan me)—vo raat me jab aungi, tab pata chal jayega..

Main kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi kinjal didi darwaja khol kar bahar chali gayi aur main tension me pad gaya kyon ki raat me to maine ritu didi ko apne sath sone ke liye bulaya tha.

Raj (tension)—ye to madarchod bahut badi balandar mistake ho gayi..raat me to ritu didi aane wali hain room me mere sath sone ke liye…lekin kinjal didi ko koun si khujli ho gayi achanak ki vo raat me ayengi..? agar dono aa gayi to sab gadbad ho jayegi…ab kya karu…?

Main abhi isi soch vichar me dooba hua tha ki iss samasya ka kaise hal nikala jaye ki tabhi arushi mere liye coffee le kar aa gayi to maine usko dhar dabocha aur doodh pakad kar blouse ke upar se hi dabane laga..

Arushi—aaaahhhh..darwaja khula hai..pahle coffee to pee lo…

Raj—theek hai..lekin iske baad ek round ho jaye..

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

bhai aaj raat ko to badi tagdi mahabharat hone wali hai .. ha ha ha ...

pehle Ritu fir Kinjal aur ab Arushi .. ab koi aur na aa jaaye .. he he he

waise Ritu ka college mein jaana safal hua .. usne to paheli dekhte he solve kar di .. aur Radha bhi apne bade bhai ko sab kuch aur saaf-saaf batane wali hai ...

dekhte hai ye sab kaise manage ho pata hai ...

 

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UPDATE- 286​

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

Ab aage…….

Arushi—kya hua….?

Raj (tension)—kuch nahi, vo khansi aa gayi..

Arushi—achcha main jati hu, raat me aungi..

Raj (mann me)—tum sab mil kar aisi taisi kar dogi meri lagta hai aaj hi..

Arushi ke jate hi main paheli se jude uske jawab ke baare me sochne laga magar meri saand buddhi me kuch samajh me nahi aaya to socha ki chal kar pahle thakurain se mil leta hu kyon ki usne mujhse kiya apna vada nibhane me koi kasar baki nahi rakhi thi..jitna usne kiya tha utna to koi mera apna bhi nahi karta, iss chakkar me usne apna bachcha bhi kho diya kintu uss baat ke liye usne mere samne tanik bhi dukh vyakt nahi kiya..par mera bhi to kuch farz hota hai, use dhadhas dene ka..dusra black star se judi baate ya apni koi bhi pareshani main ya to apni sheetal didi se discuss karta tha, balki ye kahna jyada sahi hoga ki sheetal didi khud hi bina kuch kahe hi meri pareshani ko samajh jati thi, phir apni kasam de kar mujhse sab ugalwa hi leti thi warna main ye sab baate sirf thakurain se hi discuss karta tha..yahi soch kar main usse milne ke liye apne room se nikal pada lekin abhi aangan tak pahucha hi tha ki mujhe jate dekh kar minakshi didi daudti huyi mere paas aa gayi.

Minakshi—raj, kaha ja rahe ho... ? mujhse to abhi dhang se mile bhi nahi tum..

Raj—haan, thoda urgent kaam se thakurain ke paas ja raha hu haweli tak..kyo kuch kaam tha didi... ?

Minakshi—haan, kaam to tha...khair abhi tum jaldi me ho to koi baat nahi...baad me raat me sabke sone ke baad tumhare room me aaungi, tab baat karenge..

Raj (sakpaka kar)—madarchod, ye bhi raat me …

Minakshi—ye bhi matlab…?

Raj—nahi, nahi,,kuch nahi..bas kuch soch raha tha..achcha chalta hu..baad me baat karenge..(mann me)..sab raat me ayengi to mera sara bhanda phod ho jayega…kya karu…? Kisi ko mana bhi to nahi kar sakta na ab…ek kaam karta hu, sala raat me aaj ghar hi nahi aaunga, phir ghanta ukhad lengi mera sab..aaj haweli me hi raat ruk kar thakurain, arti aur shanti ki bur ko bhosda banaunga tabiyat se poori raat…haan, yahi theek rahega..

Ye sab mann me sochte huye main haweli pahuch gaya…jaha mujhe ab sabhi pahchante the to guards ne dekhte hi salaam kiya, unse mil kar main sidha andar chala gaya…andar thakurain mera hi intazar kar rahi thi..mujhe dekhte hi vo meri taraf tezi se lapki magar usse pahle hi koi dusri jor se ‘rajjj’ kah ke chillate huye aa kar meri baaho me jhul gayi..

Ye arti thi jo chhat me tahal rahi thi aur mujhe dekhte hi tezi se niche utar kar mujhse lipat gayi…thakurain bechari chupchap dekhti rah gayi, use mann masos kar rah jana pada.

Arti—tum kaha chale gaye the rajj mujhe chhod kar…? Tumne to mujhse vada kiya tha ki mujhe apne sath rakhoge, phir kyo gaye…? Pata hai main kitna ghabra gayi thi, kitna roti thi roj…?

Raj—bas kuch kaam me phans gaya tha isliye deri ho gayi aane me.

Arti—ab main tumhe akele kahi nahi jane dungi…main phir se widhwa nahi hona chahti..

Raj—dekho main ekdam theek hu..aur tum dekho kitni dubli ho gayi ho..khana vana nahi khati kya…?

Arti—tumhare bina khana achcha nahi lagta tha..

Raj—agar khaogi nahi to raat bhar saand ko jhelogi kaise…?

Arti—ab tum aa gaye ho to khoob khaungi..

Raj (kaan me)—kya khaogi khoob…khana ya lund….?

Arti—dono

Arti ne khud hi apne hoth mere hotho se chipka diye aur jor se chumne lagi..ye dekh kar thakurain apne room me chali gayi aur phir bhitar room se jor jor jaan bujh kar khaanste huye apni upasthiti ka ehsaas karane lagi…thakurain ki awaz sunte hi arti ko hosh aaya to vah thoda sakpaka gayi.

Raj—kya hua..?

Arti—tum baitho, main tumhare liye coffee lati hu..

Arti sharmate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main thakurain ke paas aa gaya jaha vo muh latkaye baithi thi..maine aate hi usko apni bahupash me kas liya aur uske adhro ka raspan karne laga…thakurain bhi nirvirodh amarlata ki bhanti mujhse lipatti chali gayi jaise ki barso se is prem ki pyasi ho…kafi der tak hum aise hi alinganbaddh ho kar ek dusre ke adhro par chumban ka aadaan pradan karte rahe.

Thakurain—kitna tadpi hu main inn baaho me samane ke liye…mujhe vishwash tha ki tum jarur vapis aaoge..aur jab tum aaye to main chipak bhi nahi saki tumse..

Raj—chipak jana tha ..

Thakurain—kaise chipak jati…? Vaha ghar par to meri nanad chipki thi…bahno ka haq pahle tha apne bhai par, phir main kaise beech me roda banti…? Vo sab tumhe bahut chahti hain..aur phir yaha aaye bhi to mera number ab ja kar laga hai..

Raj—haan, beech me arti jo aa gayi thi..vaise mera dil itna bhi chota nahi tha ki tumhe apni baaho me nahi le sakta tha, tum hi andar room me aa gayi thi..

Thakurain—arti bhi to tumhari biwi hai, phir usko kaise mana kar deti…? Vo bhi to tumhare pyar ki utni hi haqdar hai jitni ki main..

Raj—itna pyar karti ho mujhse….?

Thakurain—main tumhari sadhana to nahi ban sakti aur na hi sheetal ki barabari karne ki soch sakti hu lekin phir bhi tumhi mere liye sab kuch ho..tum meri har saans me bas chuke ho..

Raj—indu tumhari yahi khasiyat to mere dil ko chhu gayi hai, tabhi to main tumhe sadhana aur sheetal didi ke baad agar koi mere dil ke sabse karib hai to vo tum ho indu, tum…main tum par bhi utna hi bharosa karta hu jitna ki apni sheetal didi aur sadhana par..

Thakurain—tumne ye kah kar mere dil ka sara dard hi gayab kar diya raj…itne dino se jo tumse milne ki dil me tadap thi vo door kar di aur ek naya hausla de diya mujhe..

Raj—tumne jo kuch kiya mere liye vo main kabhi bhula nahi sakta aur na hi tumhara ehsaan kabhi utaar sakta hu indu.. agartum nahi hoti to meri gudiya ke sath…

Thakurain (hotho me ungli rakh kar)—ye kabhi mat kahna ki maine koi ehsaan kiya hai..maine to sirf apna farz nibhaya hai… radha agar tumhari bahan hai to meri bhi to sabse choti aur ladli nanad hai vo..uss ghar ki izzat kya meri izzat nahi hai…? Phir main kaise apne ghar ki izzat par daag lagne de sakti thi..?

Raj—lekin iss chakkar me tum apna bachcha..mera matlab hai ki hamara bachcha...

Thakurain (beech me hi)—to kya hua…? Mujhe apna bachcha khone ka itna gum nahi hai jitna ki Mujhe iss baat ki khushi hai ki maine apne ghar ki izzat nilaam hone se bacha li, shayad ye uski kimat thi jo maine chuka di..khair bachche ka kya hai…tum salamat raho to main aise kayi bachcho ki maa ban jaungi..

Halanki ye sab kahte huye thakurain ki ankhe bhar aayi thi bachcha khone ki baat par..main uska dard samajh sakta tha ki vo sirf meri khushi ke liye ye sab kah rahi hai lekin phir bhi uski baat sun kar mujhe uske upar bahut pyar aaya aur maine ek baar phir se usko apni baaho me bhar liya..iss baar vo apna dukh nahi daba payi aur sisak padi…jo ki usne itne dino se iss dukh ko apne andar dabaye huye thi.

Maine bhi usko jee bhar ke ro lene diya jisse ki uske andar daba dard ka gubbaar anshuo ke raste bahar nikal jaye…jab rote rote uska dard kam hua to maine ek baar phir uske hotho par pyar ki barish karne laga.

Raj—tum to meri sabse pyari aur bahadur biwi ho..dekhna main tumhe har saal apne bachche ki maa banaunga..hum dono ke bachche jab gaon me khelne niklenge na, to log unhe dekh kar yahi samjhenge ki kisi school ki chhutti huyi ho.. tum mera sath dogi na, itne bachche paida karne me…?

Thakurain (sharma kar)—hmmm

Raj—ye huyi na koi baat..to phir bachcha paida karne ki practice shuru kare…?

Thakurain—aaj nahi…kal se..

Raj—kal se kyo.. ? aaj kyo nahi... ?

Thakurain—vo aaj mera ekadashi ka vrat hai isliye..

Raj—ye koun sa naya vrat paida ho gaya... ?

Thakurain—ye vrat to har mahine aata hai..

Raj—khair chalo koi baat nahi..jaha itne din intazar kiya, vaha ek din aur sahi..

Thakurain—achcha raj, tumhare sath kya hua tha yaha se jane ke baad..? tum kaha the itne din…? Tumhe kaha tha ki baad me bataunga..batao na…

Raj—indu, baat ye hai ki jab main yaha se gaya tha tab…

Phir maine thakurain ko sab bata diya jo kuch yaha se jane ke baad mere sath hua tha..yaha tak ki tanu aur kalyani ke sath huye sex ke baare me bhi..sab sun kar thakurain ke chehre par dard aur gussa dono ke bhaav the..

Thakurain (gusse me)—vo harami abhay, aur black star mujhe ek baar mil jaye to kamino ke pichwade me goli maarungi..

Raj—uski tension mat lo..usse to main nipat hi lunga…lekin pahle mujhe vo wasiyat hasil karni hai..

Thakurain—wasiyat ka kuch pata chala ki vo kaha hai…?

Raj—abhi kaha… wasiyat to mil nahi rahi ulta paheli ke upar paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha hai mera…ek paheli solve karta hu to dusri paheli gale me pad jati hai..bas inn paheliyo me hi gol gol ghum raha hu..

Thakurain—ab koun si paheli me ulajh gaye ho….?

Raj—(phir maine rashmi didi ne jis paheli ka jawab bataya tha, uske baare me bataya)…

Thakurain—iss paheli ka jawab to mil gaya hai na, phir kya dikkat hai... ?

Raj—jawab to mil gaya hai lekin ye samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki ..Raj Na Tha, Lota Na Tha, Phera Na Tha, Parda Na Tha, Diya Na Tha, Madhi Na Thi, Chakki, Bhutta, Kela…etc. inn sabka wasiyat se kya lena dena hai…? Ye madarchod to paheli ke andar paheli ho gayi..

Thakurain (kuch soch kar)—inn 9 paheliyo ka matlab ye to samajh aa gaya ki ye wasiyat wali jagah se sambandh rakhti hain…iss paheli jawab ke to sirf do hi matlab ho sakte hain..pahla, ye sab cheeze uss wasiyat wali jagah par moujud hain jinhe vaha se hatana hai….dusra, ye sab cheeze vaha par nahi hain aur tumhe ye sab apne sath le kar vaha jana hai…isme ek baat to saaf hai ki paheli ke pahle jawab Raj Na Tha ka sidha matlab tumse hai kyon ki uss wasiyat ke asli waris tum ho, vo shabd tumhare liye hai..

Raj—lekin ek baat samajh me mere ab bhi nahi aayi ki agar ye sab cheeze vaha hain aur mujhe inko hatana hai vaha se aur to aur Raj na tha, ka matlab mujhse hai..to tumhi batao ki agar main khud ko vaha se hata dunga to wasiyat mujhe kaise milegi…? Main use kaise dhoondunga….?

Thakurain (chounk kar)—arey ye to maine socha hi nahi tha…tumhari paheli ka mil gaya jawab..

Raj—kaisa jawab…?

Thakurain—yahi ki wasiyat kaha hai…?

arre yaar aaj raat ko to maza aane wala tha .. sab ek saath mil kar ghar par Raj ke band bajati .. kambakht ne Indu ki haweli par rukne ka plan bana liya ...

waise Thakurain ne dekhte he paheli ka jawaab dhoond liya .. aur uska asal mein kya matlab hai ye bhi .. waise aaj raat to ekadshi ke vrat ki wajah se Indu ko maa banane ki practice adhuri reh gayi .. magar kya pata kal subha ko shuru ho jaaye ..

 

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UPDATE- 287​

Raj—lekin ek baat samajh me mere ab bhi nahi aayi ki agar ye sab cheeze vaha hain aur mujhe inko hatana hai vaha se aur to aur Raj na tha, ka matlab mujhse hai..to tumhi batao ki agar main khud ko vaha se hata dunga to wasiyat mujhe kaise milegi…? Main use kaise dhoondunga….?

Thakurain (chounk kar)—arey ye to maine socha hi nahi tha…tumhari paheli ka mil gaya jawab..

Raj—kaisa jawab…?

Thakurain—yahi ki wasiyat kaha hai…?

Raj—kaha hai…?

Thakurain—matlab saaf hai ki agar inn paheliyo ka sambandh wasiyat se hai tab maine jo bataya uska 2nd option hi correct hai..uss jagah hi wasiyat honi chahiye..

Raj—arey yaar, baat option ki nahi hai..baat ye hai ki iss paheli ke artho ka wasiyat ke hone ya na hone se kya sambandh hai aur kaise ho sakta hai…? Ab tumhi socho, ki Lota ke hone ya na hone ka kya matlab hai…? Madhi Na Thi, ka kya matlab hai…? Parda Na Tha, ka kya arth hai…? Diya Na Tha, se kya matlab nikalna chahiye…? Phera Na Tha, iss shabd ka wasiyat se kya lena dena…? Chakki le ja kar vaha karunga..kya vaha mujhe gehu peesna hai…? Ya phir wasiyat ko pisayi karni hai..? Kela aur Bhutta, vaha kis ke khane ke liye le kar jana hai…? Aur usse bhi badi baat ki ye sab cheeze le kar akhir jana kaha hai..kis jagah par…?

Thakurain—dekho, sochne wali baat ye hai ki ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupana kyo pada…? wasiyat bani kiske liye thi..? tumhare liye, lekin ab uss samay wasiyat banne ke time par to tum paida bhi nahi huye the..isliye usko chhupana pada sabse, aur yahi pahli paheli ka sanket hai jiska arth hai..Raj Na Tha, matlab ki uss samay tum nahi the.

Raj—chalo ye baat to samajh aa gayi lekin baki sawalo ka kya….?

Thakurain—Ab aate hain baki paheliyo ke arth par…Madhi Na Thi :-yaha paheli me madhi hone ka matlab jhopdi se hai, Parda Na Tha :- matlab ki usme koi darwaja nahi laga hai,khuli huyi hai…Lota Na Tha :- Isme shayad pani le kar jana hai, iska kya upyog hai vaha par, ye main bhi nahi samajh pa rahi hu abhi to..ya phir ye ho sakta hai ki vaha ki kisi cheez par pani daal kar hath pherna ya ghumana ho kyon ki ek paheli ka jawab Phera Na Tha bhi aa raha hai…Diya Na Tha, ka matlab hai ki vaha jhopdi me andhera hai, iska sambandh vaha ujala karne se hai, ya phir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki uss wasiyat ko kisi invisible ink se likha gaya ho jise padhne ke liye Diya ki roshni me pahle usko garam karna hoga tabhi usme likhe shabd ikhayi denge…baki raha Chakki, Bhutta aur Kela to shayad ho sakta hai ki bhutta ko peesna ho, aur phir uska jo safed powder niklega, uska koi use ho vaha par..kela ke baare me pata nahi.

Raj—Indu, tumhe kya lagta hai ki mere madarchod pardada ne jis wasiyat ko chhupane ki khatir itna bada taam jhaam kiya, vo wasiyat sirf ek iss kagaz se mil sakti hai…? Kya kewal inn 9 paheliyo ke dum par main uss wasiyat wali jagah tak pahuch sakta hu, jabki jagah kaha hai, iska koi jikra hi nahi hai…?

Thakurain—haan, jarur sochne layak baat hai..lekin ye kyo bhulte ho ki inn paheliyo ke sath sath ek jagah ka naksha bhi to hai..jo wasiyat ki jagah ho sakti hai..

Raj—mera sawal to ab bhi vahi hai, jara samajhne ki koshish karo…wasiyat paane ki detail aur wasiyat ke jagah ki jankari, kya ek hi kagaz par milna possible hai..? jabki use chhupane ke liye itna jyada tedha rasta ikhtiyar kiya gaya ho…?

Thakurain—ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki inn 9 paheliyo ka uddeshya uss jagah se wasiyat kaise hasil karna hai, iski jankari dena ho…? Aur jo sath me naksha hai, vaha se wasiyat kis jagah par hai, iska koi clue vaha se mile…? Matlab ki uss jagah par pahuch kar wasiyat hasil karne ka process ho ye 9 paheliya jabki nakshe ka matlab uss wasiyat wali origional jagah ki jankari dena ho..?

Raj—hmmm, ye point tumhara tark sangat laga..jarur aisa hi hai…chalo khair koi baat nahi, baki ka matlab to main jab tumhari gaand maarunga to samajh me aa jayega..

Thakurain aur bhi shayad kuch kahna chahti thi kintu Tab tak arti coffee le kar aa gayi to hamne baat ka rukh badal diya aur usse baat karne laga.

Raj—arey arti, tumhari shanti didi kaha hai, dikhayi nahi di abhi tak…?

Arti—vo thoda market tak gayi hain..aati hongi..

Dono se lagbhag ghante bhar baat karne ke baad maine arti ko ek round pela aur phir kal milne ka vada kar ke haweli se nikal gaya shilpa se milne ke liye kyon ki maine usse uske pair ka operation karwane ka vada kiya tha..mujhe dekhte hi vo khushi se chahak uthi.

Shilpa (lipat kar)—tum kaha chale gaye the raj…?

Raj—main tujhe chhod ke kaha jaunga pagli..dekh aa gaya na tere paas..

Shilpa—main kitna pareshan ho gayi thi pata hai..log na jane kaisi kaisi baate kar rahe the..

Raj—karne do..tum ye batao ki tumhari padhayi kaisi chal rahi hai…?

Shilpa—padhayi to theek chal rahi hai lekin tumhare bina achcha nahi lag raha tha kuch bhi..

Raj—kal taiyar rahna, hum doctor ke paas chalenge tumhare operation ki baat karne..agar possible hua to operation kal hi ho jayega isliye kal college mat jana..

Shilpa—mujhe nahi jana, mujhe darr lagta hai..aur tum ye iss tarah mere upar paise barbad mat karo..

Raj—dubara kaha to thappad marunga samjhi..maine tumhe dil se apna dost mana hai aur main jisse dosti kar leta hu, uske liye paisa to kya, khoon tak bahane se bhi piche nahi hat-ta..

Shilpa—vo sab to theek hai lekin..

Raj—koi lekin vekin nahi, kal chalna hai matlab chalna hai…tum nahi janti ki tumhe jab koi langdi ghodi aur apahiz kahta hai to mujhe kitni taklif hoti hai sun kar…main tumhe apne pairo par khade hote dekhna chahta hu..bina baisakhi ke chalte dekhna chahta hu…aur vaise bhi tumhare theek hote hi main apna sara paisa byaj sahit tujhe chod chod kar vasul kar lunga..

Shilpa—poora gaon tumhe maha chudakkad saand kahta hai…kisi ne ye nahi dekha ki iss saand ke seene me kitna pyara aur nek dil bhi hai… mere liye to tumhi mere bhagwan ho…mujhe chodne ke liye tumhe ye sab karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai…main to tumhari rakhail hu, jab chaho mujhe chod sakte ho….lekin tum ho ki poori gaon ki ladkiyo ko chodte phirte ho lekin jab main chodne ko kahti hu to baat taal jate ho..

Raj—baki ladkiyo ko main isliye chodta hu kyon ki unhe main dekhta hi chodne ki nazar se hu lekin tumhe uss nazar se nahi dekhta, isliye baat taal jata hu..tumhari jagah yaha mere dil me hai pagli..

Shilpa—kya main achchi nahi lagti…? Ya phir main sundar aur jawan nahi hu... ?

Raj—sab khubiya hain tum me..koi kami nahi hai tumhare andar..tumhara nature mere dil ko bahut pyara lagta hai..

Shilpa—phir mujhe chodte kyo nahi... ?

Raj—pahle operation..baki sab uske baad..

Shilpa—tumne mujhse vada kiya tha ki mera operation hone ke baad tum mujhe chodoge..yaad hai na..?

Raj—chinta mat karo..operation ho jane do, phir tumhe aisa chodunga ki tum phir se langdi ghodi ban jaogi..

Shilpa—mujhe uss din ka badi shiddat se intazar rahega jab tum apni iss langdi ghodi ki sawari karoge..

Thodi der me uski maa jalebi bhi aa gayi to dono se kuch der baat karne ke baad main apne ghar ke liye chal pada…sab mera hi intazar kar rahe the..fresh ho kar main sabke sath dinner karne baith gaya.tabhi mere mobile ki ring tone bajne lagi.

Raj—gudiya, mera mobile to lana jara room se..

Radha—abhi layi bhaiya..

Radha mera mobile lene ke liye room me chali gayi, usne mobile utha kar screen ki taraf dekha to uska dimag kharab ho gaya kyon ki screen par ‘gadrayi pinky’ naam display ho raha tha..thakurain aur shilpa se milne ke chakkar me main ye baat bhul hi gaya tha ki maine pinky ko shaam me nadi kinare milne ko bulaya tha…pinky ka naam dekhte hi radha ke tann badan me aag lag gayi.

Radha (gusse ho kar mann me)—Sali randi, ab mere bhaiya ko aadhi raat me phone bhi karne lagi..lekin iss chhinariya ko mere bhaiya ka number mila kaha se…? jarur isne mere mobile se churaya hoga…? Aur ye bhaiya bhi na…kaha se vo kutiya bhaiya ko gadrayi nazar aa gayi…? Pakka Sali ne car me bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha diye honge khol kar…? Mujhe bhaiya ko car me uske paas akele chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha…mujhe ab jaldi hi kuch karna hoga, nahi to vo kamini mere bhaiya ko apni jawani dikha dikha kar phansa legi..

Raj—arey, kya hua gudiya..? kis ka phone hai…?

Radha (jaldi se)—kisi ka nahi bhaiya..vo..vo..haan, customer care ka phone hai..

Radha ne jaldi se call detail aur contact list se uska naam aur number delete kar diya…aur phir itne me bhi uska gussa thanda nahi hua to usko ek massage send kar diya, ye likh kar ki ‘agar dubara iss number par phone kiya ya koi massage kiya to teri gaand me itna mota danda ghusedungi ki jo sidha teri bur ko phadte huye bahar niklega’…phir mobile se send kiya hua massage delete karne ke baad mujhe la kar pakda diya..

Main khana khane ke baad main apne room me aa gaya aur phir kuch der tanu, rekha aur jyoti se baat karne ke baad apni chodu team se har jagah ka haal chaal pata kiya…baat karne ke baad main phir se wasiyat ke baare me sochne laga.

Raj (mann me)—kya matlab ho sakta hai inn paheliyo ka…? Ye paheli mere liye hai, ye to samajh me aa gaya lekin baki shabdo ka kya arth hai…? Ye chakki, bhutta aur kela sath me le jane ka kya prayojan ho sakta hai…? Aur itni badi aur vajandar chakki koi le ke jayega kaise…? Kahi aisa to nahi hai ki thakurain ne jo kaha vo dono hi baate shamil ho..? matlab ki mujhe sath me kuch le kar bhi jana ho aur vaha se kuch hatana bhi ho…ya phir sirf akele mujhe jana ho aur baki sab cheeze wasiyat vaha rakhne ke samay par na rahi ho lekin iss samay ho aur mujhe unko hatana ho vaha se.. ? kyon ki itni bhari chakki to sath me koi le kar jayega nahi...dusri baat, ki uss nakshe ke jariye jarur koi aisa clue mil sakta hai jo wasiyat wali jagah tak pahucha de..aur uss jagah par pahuchne ke baad inn 9 paheliyo ka number aata ho.. ? jarur yahi baat hai..ab mujhe sabse pahle uss nakshe wali jagah ka pata lagana hoga.

Ye sab sochte huye mujhe sheetal didi aur sadhana ki yaad satane lagi to main sheetal didi ki tasveer ko le kar dekhne laga...unki photo dekhte huye jane kab meri aankh lag gayi...raat me mujhe kisi ke chipak kar chumne ka ehsaas hua to meri aankh khul gayi..

Maine dekha to ye ritu didi thi jo sabke sone ke baad jane kab mere room me aa gayi thi kyon darwaja main lock karna bhul gaya sheetal didi ki photo dekhte huye..raat ke karib 12 baj rahe the.

Raj—ritu didi aap... ?

Ritu (dhire se)—dhire bolo, nahi to koi sun lega...aur, ab apne samne akele me to didi mat bolo mujhe..iss samay main tumhari biwi hu, sirf biwi..

Raj—(mann me)..lagta hai ki bach gaya..baki sab so gayi hain..sabke sone ka intazar karte karte... ? ab araam se ritu didi ko nangi kar ke pelunga raat bhar..

Ritu—kya sochne lage... ?

Raj—kuch nahi, soch raha hu ki aaj poori raat apni ritu didi ko nangi kar ke khoob pelu..

Ritu (kaan me)—to pelo na..roka kisne hai..main to pelwane hi aayi hu..

Maine samay na barbad karte huye jaldi se ritu didi ke kapde utar kar unko poori nangi kar diya aur phir khud bhi nanga ho kar unke upar aa gaya aur unke dono doodh mutthi me bhar kar dabate huye hoth chumne laga.

Ritu—aaaahhhh..aise hi dabao raj,,mere doodh lekin thoda dhire se..itni kas ke mat dabao..dard hota hai…aaaahhhh

Raj—kya karu didi ..tumhare doodh hain hi itne mast ki mere hath apne aap hi inhe jor jor se dabane lagte hain..

Abhi mujhe ritu didi ke doodh dabate huye dus minute hi huye honge ki tabhi koi badi dheemi awaz me darwaja khatkhatane laga jisse main aur ritu didi dono hi chounk gaye.

Ritu (tension)—raj, ab kya hoga…? Ab to main pakdi jaungi..

Raj—kuch nahi, main dekhta hu..darne ki koi baat nahi hai..aap ek kaam karo, jaldi se kahi chhup jao, tab tak main dekhta hu ki koun hai..?

Ritu (tension)—kaha chhupu…?

Raj—ek kaam karo, aap almari ke piche chhup jao..

Ritu—lekin raj, main to poori nangi hu..

Raj—uff didi, jaldi se chhupo na..jao..kapde rahne do,..jo bhi hoga, main use darwaje se hi baat kar ke rawana kar dunga..

Ritu—theek hai..main almari ke piche chhup jati hu..lekin tum light band kar do..aur jo bhi hai, use jaldi bhagao yaha se..

Ritu didi ke almari ke piche jate hi maine jaldi se light band ki aur phir towel lapet kar dhire se darwaja khola..darwaja khulte hi koi turant andhere me andar ghus aaya aur mujhse lipat gaya…awaz se main samajh gaya ki ye arushi mami hain.

Arushi—main kab se darwaja khatkhata rahi thi..kya kar rahe the…?

Raj (jaldi se muh daba kar kaan me)—awaz mat karo..vo main so gaya tha..

Arushi (kaan me)—lekin mujhe to kisi ladki ki awaz sunayi de rahi thi jab main darwaje par aayi to..koun thi…?

Raj (kaan me)—koi nahi thi..vo...vo..haan, main vo mobile me film dekh raha tha..

Arushi (dhire se)—lekin abhi to bol rahe the ki main so raha tha…?

Raj—kya..aisa bola maine... ? to phir main jarur so raha hounga..vo kya hai na ki film dekhte dekhte hi main so gaya tha aur film chalu rah gayi thi..

Arushi—ohhh..to ye baat hai..mujhe to tension hi ho gayi thi kisi ladki ki awaz sun kar..

Arushi mujhe pakad kar bistar par le aayi aur mere upar chadh kar chumne lagi...ab main usko aisa kuch karne se rok bhi nahi sakta tha kyon ki usne meri khatir apna pariwar, sasural yaha tak ki samaaj ki bhi parwah nahi kithi..har badnami jhelne ko taiyar thi vo meri khatir…to phir main use pyar karne se kaise mana kar sakta hu..

Raj (mann me)—ek kaam karta hu..arushi mami ko jaldi se chod kar rawana kar deta hu..phir itminan se ritu didi ko chodunga.

Maine ye soch kar arushi ke kapde phataphat utar kar use nangi kar diya aur aur uske doodh dabate huye bur chusne laga. Iss dauran hum sirf ek dusre ke kaan me hi phusphusa rahe the jisse ki awaz na ho warna kahi ritu didi ko na pata chal jaye to sab gadbad ho jayegi…vaisa hi kuch arushi ke sath bhi tha ki kahi use ritu didi ke baare me pata na chal jaye.

Kuch der tak bur chusne aur doodh dabaye jane se jab arushi poori tarah se chudasi ho gayi to maine uske dono pair apne kandhe par rakh liye aur lund maharaj ko uski bur ke darwaje par tika diya..lekin yaha bhi khade lund par dhokha ho gaya, main abhi arushi ki bur me lund ghusedne hi wala tha ki tabhi phir kisi ne darwaja khatkhata diya..aur kisi ke darwaja knock karne ki awaz sun kar arushi ki gaand phat gayi…vaise sabse jyada tension to mujhe hi ho gayi thi ab..

Arushi (ghabra kar kaan me)—kkk..koun ho sakta hai…?

Raj (dhire se)—main dekhta hu..tum jaldi se kahi chhup jao..

Arushi—lekin main to nangi hu..mere kapde kaha hain.. ? andhere me dikh nahi raha..

Raj—kapdo ko maro goli aur jaldi se chhup jao kahi….jo bhi hoga, darwaje se hi baat kar ke bhaga dunga..(mann me).. jarur minakshi didi aayi hongi…?

Arushi—theek hai..main almari ke piche chhup jati hu..

Raj—theek hai..(yaad aate hi jaldi se)…nahii..nahii..almari ke piche bilkul nahi..ek kaam karo..vo cooler ke piche chhup jao.. jao jaldi se..

Maine jaldi se arushi ko pakad kar cooler ke piche le gaya aur phir towel dhoondne laga..lekin andhere me towel to nahi mili par jo bhi hath aaya, vahi lapet liya…jo ki arushi ka peticot tha aur darwaja kholne chala gaya…darwaja khulte hi minakshi didi andar ghus aayi aur mere gale se jhul gayi.

Minakshi—kya karne me lage the janab ki itna time lag gaya darwaja khone me…?

Raj (dhire se)—ahista baat karo…warna koi sun lega..

Minakshi (kaan me)—I Love You raj…bahut yaad aa rahi thi tumhari…

Raj—itni raat me kyo aayi ho…?

Minakshi—janab main aapki biwi hu, bhul gaye kya…? Biwi apne pati ke paas raat me nahi ayegi to kaha jayegi..? apne pati ke sath hi to soyegi na..

Raj—achcha chalo, hum bahar baith ke baat karte hain..yaha garmi jyada hai..

Minakshi (kaan me)—baat baad me karenge..abhi pahle ek baar pyar karne ka mann hai bistar me..dekho na kitni geeli ho gayi hai neeche se..

Minakshi didi ne mera hath pakad kar sidhe apni saree ke bhitar ghusa kar bur par rakh diya jo ki pani baha rahi thi.. maine bhi kismat ko gaali dete huye use le kar bistar par aa gaya aur jaldi se usko nangi kar ke ek bar me hi poora lund uski bur me thoons diya aur doodh masalte huye danadan chodne laga.

Hum jo bhi baat kar rahe the vo ek dusre ke kaan me hi kar rahe the…abhi mujhe minakshi didi ki bur me lund pelte huye do minute bhi nahi huye the ki tabhi phir koi darwaje par aa dhamka…minakshi didi buri tarah se ghabra gayi.

Minakshi—koun aaya hoga…?

Raj—pata nahi..tum jaldi se kahi chhup jao..main dekhta hu..(mann me)..koun ho sakta hai…? Kahi kinjal didi to nahi..? kyon ki vah bhi raat me aaj aane ko bol rahi thi mere paas..

Minakshi—ufff..kapde kaha utar kar phenk diye tumne…? Andhere me kuch samajh me nahi aa raha..

Raj—kapde chhodo aur jaldi se chhup jao ..

Minakshi—theek hai main almari ke piche chhup jati hu...

Raj—nahii..nahii..almari ke piche nahi..kahi dusri jagah chhup jao..

Minakshi—almari ke piche kyo nahi…? Achcha theek hai..main cooler ke piche chhup jati hu..

Raj—nahii..nahii..cooler ke piche bhi nahii.

Minakshi—uufff..almari ke piche bhi nahi…cooler ke piche bhi nahi..to phir kaha chhupu…?

Raj—ek kaam karo..vo sofa ke piche chhip jao..jao jaldi se..

Minakshi didi hath se tatolte huye sofa tak pahuch kar uske piche chhip kar baith gayi aur main jo bhi mila vahi lapet kar darwaja kholne chala gaya…mera anuman bilkul sahi nikla, ye kinjal didi hi thi jinki awaz sunte hi main samajh gaya.

Kinjal—kitna time lagate ho raj darwaja kholne me…?

Raj (kaan me)—didi dhire baat karo..warna koi uth jayega to gadbad ho jayegi..

Kinjal (kaan me)—ab to mujhse naraz nahi ho na raj…?

Raj—mujhe sheetal didi ki kasam dilane ke baad bhi yakin nahi hai aapko…?

Kinjal—hai

Raj—lekin aap itni raat me yaha kyo aayi ho..? hum subah bhi to baat kar sakte hain na..

Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch kahna chahti hu..

Raj—abhi kahna jaruri hai itni raat me…?

Kinjal—agar abhi nahi kah payi to phir nahi kah paungi..samjha karo na..

Raj—aisi kya baat hai jo aap kal din me nahi kah sakti... ?

Kinjal (kaan me)—raj, main tumhari vo adhuri khwahish poori karna chahti hu jo tum mere sath karna chahte the..

Raj—matlab... ?

Kinjal—tum sab jante ho ki tum mere sath kya karna chahte the..

Raj—haan to apni uss galti ke liye main aapse mafi bhi to maang chuka hu didi..aur aapne bhi to mujhe kitna jalil kiya tha yaha tak ki mujhe mara bhi tha..

Kinjal—main bhi to mafi maang chuki hu na..

Raj—haan to phir hisab barabar ho gaya..ab kya chahti ho aap…?

Kinjal—main chahti hu ki jo tum mere sath karte the aur karna chahte the..vo karo..main ab tumhe nahi rokungi apne sath kuch bhi karne se..

Raj—kya karta tha…? Mujhe to kuch bhi yaad nahi hai..

Kinjal (kaan me)—mere muh se sunna chahte ho na..theek hai..? tum na, daily jabardasti ..mere…doo..doo…mere doodh daba diya karte the…main chahti hu ki tum phir se mere …mere..doodh daba diya karo….jee bhar ke mere doodh daba liya karo.. bol na raj, dabayega na mere doodh…? Bol na mere bhai, apni kinjal didi ke doodh dabayega na…?

Raj—sorry, mujhe phir se maar nahi khana didi…jo kuch hua, use bhul jao didi..vo sab meri galti thi..

Kinjal—teri kasam, ab nahi maarungi…tu jo chahe kar mere sath…bilkul mana nahi karungi tujhe..chahe to uss din tu jo dekh raha tha na, achche se jee bhar ke dekh le aur jo mere sath karne ko bolta tha, vo bhi kar le..

Raj—ufff..saaf saaf bolo didi..aise ghuma phira kar baate mat karo..vaise bhi mujhe neend aa rahi hai..

Kinjal—uss din tu meri vo dekh raha tha na..

Raj—kya vo…?

Kinjal (kaan me)—vo..vo..tu meri..vo..meri bu..meri bur dekh raha tha…tu roj mere doodh pakad ke bola karta tha na ki main tujhe apni bur kab chodne ko dungi..? to aaj main dene ko taiyar hu bhai…mujhe nangi kar ke jee bhar ke dekh le apni kinjal didi ki bur…aur chahe to jee bhar ke chod le apni didi ki bur ko…teri kinjal didi ab apne iss chote bhai se chudwane ko taiyar hai….haan raj, teri kinjal didi, tujhe apni bur dene ko taiyar hai..jee bhar ke apni kinjal didi ki bur le le.

Kinjal didi ki aisi baate sun kar mujhe andar se behad khushi ho rahi thi lekin main phir bhi unhe har tarah se kholna chahta tha..main chahta tha ki vo abhi thoda aur gidgidaye mere samne..

Raj—didi, chhodo ye sab baate..aur jao yaha se..

Kinjal—tujhe meri kasam raj…agar tune mujhe sach me maaf kar diya hai to tu mujhe aaj jarur chodega vo bhi raat bhar poori nangi kar ke..tujhe meri kasam hai..tujhe apni sheetal didi ki kasam hai raj..

Raj—didi..ye aapne mujhe kis dharm sankat me daal diya..aapne sheetal didi ki kasam de kar achcha nahi kiya..

Kinjal—agar tujhe kasam todna hai to tod de lekin main bhi tere sir ki kasam khati hu ki mujhe agar koi chodega to kewal tu hi chodega..warna main zindagi bhar kuwari hi rahungi..

Raj—theek hai didi, aapne mujhe sheetal didi ki kasam de kar majbur kar diya hai..isliye main aapko jarur chodunga lekin ek baar phir kahta hu ki aap achchi tarah soch lo..baad me mujhe dosh mat dena..

Kinjal—nahi dungi..

Raj—theek hai..

Main khush ho kar kinjal didi ko baaho me le kar unke hoth chusne laga…aaj kinjal didi ko nangi kar ke unhe chodne ki meri barso ki tamanna poori hone wali thi…unke hoth chumte huye main kurte ke upar se hi unke doodh pakad kar kas kas ke meesne laga…halanki jor se doodh dabaye jane par unhe bahut dard ho raha tha tab bhi vo dard ki parwah na karte huye mujhe aur jor se dabane ke liye uksa rahi thi.

Mujhse ab sabra nahi ho raha tha to maine aanan fanan me jaldi se kinjal didi ko nangi kar diya magar abhi unke sath aage kuch karta ki usse pahle hi ek baar phir se dawaje par halchal hone lagi jisse kinjal didi ke sath sath main bhi chounk gaya.

Raj (mann me)—ritu didi, arushi mami, minakshi didi aur kinjal didi to aa chuki hain..inn chaar ne hi to raat me mere room me aane ko kaha tha..ab ye bin bulaya paanchva mehman koun tapak pada achanak…? Ab to main gaya kaam se. lagta hai ki aaj gali ke kutte jaisi meri halat hone wali hai..?

Kinjal (hadbada kar)—koun ho sakta hai…?

Raj (tension)—main dekhta hu..aap jaldi se chhup jao..

Maine jaldi se vahi arushi ka peticot lapeta aur darwaja kholne ko badh gaya jabki Kinjal didi bistar se utar kar jaldi se almari ke piche ghus gayi..

ab aayega asli maza .. iss moment ka to muzhe bahut he besabri se intezaar tha .. waise to ye Saand waha Thakurain ki haweli par rukne wala tha .. magar ab khud ki marwane ke liye waapis ghar laut aaya ...

ab saari deviya mil kar Saand ke baal nauchengi .. he he

 

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Raj (mann me)—ritu didi, arushi mami, minakshi didi aur kinjal didi to aa chuki hain..inn chaar ne hi to raat me mere room me aane ko kaha tha..ab ye bin bulaya paanchva mehman koun tapak pada achanak…? Ab to main gaya kaam se. lagta hai ki aaj gali ke kutte jaisi meri halat hone wali hai..?

Kinjal (hadbada kar)—koun ho sakta hai…?

Raj (tension)—main dekhta hu..aap jaldi se chhup jao..

Maine jaldi se vahi arushi ka peticot lapeta aur darwaja kholne ko badh gaya jabki Kinjal didi bistar se utar kar jaldi se almari ke piche ghus gayi..

Ab aage........

Maine darwaja khola to samne maa khadi thi, unki awaz se pahchanne me koi dikkat nahi huyi lekin unhe yaha dekh kar meri tension jarur badh gayi sath me maa ki awaz sunte hi baki sab bhi ghabra gayi jitni bhi yaha nangi ho kar chhupi huyi thi.

Raj (pareshan)—maa tum... ?

Malti—abhi tak soye nahi raj... ?

Raj (tension)—nahi bas so hi raha tha..aapki awaz sun kar neend khul gayi..

Malti—aur ye light kyo band kar rakhi hai…? Switch kaha gaya…? Andhere me dikh bhi nahi raha..

Maa ke muh se light on karne ki baat sunte hi sabki gaand phat gayi..maine hadbadate huye jaldi se aage badh kar maa ko pakad liya kyon ki light on hote hi sabse jyada meri hi izzat ka kabada hona tha.

Raj (hadbada kar)—nahii..nahii…light rahne do..

Malti—kyon…?

Raj (tension)—vo..vo..haan, vo bulb fuse ho gaya hai na, isliye on karne ka koi fayda nahi hai..

Malti (confused)—bulb fuse ho gaya hai…? Lekin tumhare room me to tube light lagi thi…

Raj (jaldi se)—aisa kya..? haan, maa vo tube light hi fuse ho gaya hai..kal dusra la kar laga dunga..

Malti—khair koi baat nahi, achcha hi hai..vaise bhi bujhani hi padti...ab yahi khade rahoge ya bistar me bhi chaloge.. ? bistar me let kar baate karenge..

Raj—bistar me... ? lekin bistar me hi kyo... ?

Malti—haan kyo... ? (kaan me)..kyo yaad dilana padega kya ki main ab tumhari maa hone ke sath sath tumhari biwi bhi hu.. ?

Raj (dhire se)—haan, mujhe yaad hai..

Malti (kaan me)—mann nahi hai kya apni biwi ki lene ka... ? mera to bahut mann hai dene ka..

Raj (tension)—ek kaam karte hain na maa…yaha bahut garmi hai dusra light bhi nahi hai..chalo tumhare room me chalte hain..vahi itminan se baate karenge..

Malti—magar…

Raj—agar magar kuch nahi..chalo maa…

Main maa ka hath pakad kar jabardasti unke room me le gaya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar diya..yaha jo abhi tak mere room me maa ke aane se sabhi ki jaan halak me atki huyi thi, maa ke jate hi sabne rahat ki saans li.

Lekin yaha sabse badi problem ye ho gayi ki almari ke piche jaha kinjal didi ja kar chhupne gayi thi vaha par to already pahle se hi unki apni sagi choti bahan ritu didi ghusi huyi thi…lekin uss samay do baate ye achchi huyi ki ritu didi aur kinjal didi dono almari ke alag alag kinaro se ghusi thi dusra andhera hone ke karan ek dusre ko dekh nahi payi warna vahi mahabharat shuru ho jati aur bali ka bakra hota main.

Kinjal didi sabse last me chhupi thi isliye unhe to koi andaza nahi hua magar ritu didi to pahle se hi uss jagah ghusi huyi thi, unhe kinjal didi ke vaha chhupte hi iss baat ka andaza ho gaya tha ki koi aur alamari ke piche aa kar chusa hai, jisse vo ghabra kar bilkul kinare ki taraf ho gayi thi.

Ritu (pareshan mann me)—ye koun ho sakti hai…? Aur itni raat ko ye raj ke room me kya karne aayi thi…? ghar me to raj ki sab bahan hi hain, vo ho nahi sakti kyon ki chhupegi to vahi jo raj ke sath ganda kaam karne aayi hogi aur bahan aur bhai me aisa sochna bhi paap hai..baki bachi do, jo raj ki bahan nahi hain..chinky aur twinkle..unme bhi chinky to abhi choti hai, ye jarur twinkle hi hogi..Sali aadhi gharwali se poori gharwali banne ki firaq me hai….kya karu..? abhi main khud hi iss samay poori nangi nahi hoti to abhi isko achche se aisa maza chakhati ki phir dubara mere raj ke baare me sochna hi bhul jati..kamini jis thali me khati hai usme hi chhed karna chahti hai, ise duniya me isko mera raj hi mila tha, randi ko koi dusra ladka nahi mila apni bur ko bhosda banwane ke liye…? Kal se dekhti hu, Sali ko raj ke aas paas bhi nahi phatakne dungi..raj se bhi subah baat karungi ki uska iske sath kya chakkar hai…?

Ab ritu didi ko kya pata ki andhere me mann hi mann vo jisko gaaliya diye ja rahi thi, asal me vo twinkle nahi balki ritu didi ki apni hi sagi badi bahan kinjal didi thi jo ki iss samay almari ke piche unke bagal me, unke hi jaisi poori nangi halat me khadi huyi thi.

Jaise hi unhe ehsaas hua ki main maa ko le kar unke room me chala gaya hu to sab jaldi se apni apni jagah se bahar nikli apne apne kapde tatol kar talashne lagi..iss chakkar me vo ek dusre se takrate takrate bachi aur phir jo jiski pakad me aaya vahi kapde pahan li.

Ritu (mann me)—ye kapde itne dheele kaise ho gaye..? mere kapde to nahi lagte ye..jarur ye usi twinkle ke honge..? aur ye chaddi bhi kaha gayi, pata nahi raj ne utar kar meri chaddi kaha phenk di..? baad me dekhungi subah, abhi to philhal jo mila vahi pahan kar yaha se jaldi nikalna hi theek hai, kahi aisa na ho ki twinkle mujhe pahchan jaye…?

Kinjal (mann me)—mere kapde kaha gaye…? Ye saree hai chadar..? khair jo bhi ho, abhi to yahi lapet kar bhag jati hu, kahi badi maa phir se na aa jaye…? Meri chaddi ka bhi pata nahi hai..subah jaldi uth kar aa ke le jaungi..

Minakshi (mann me)—meri saree, peticot aur chaddi kaha phenk di raj ne…? ye to lagta hai ki raj ka kurta aur paayjama hai…? Chalo abhi to yahi pahan kar nikal jati hu..subah dekhungi aa kar..

Arushi (mann me)—saree to mil gayi magar chaddi ka pata nahi..subah dekhungi..

Iss tarah sab ek dusre ke ulta sulta kapde pahan kar jaldi se vaha se bhag kar apne room me pahuch kar chupchap let gayi.. ritu didi ne jaldi me kinjal didi ke kapde pahan liye the to minakshi didi ne kinjal didi ke jabki arushi ke hath me minakshi didi ki saree, peticot aayi to vahi pahan liya, ab bachi bechari kinjal didi to unhone bedsheet samajh kar arushi ki saree hi lapet li kyon ki peticot unhe mila hi nahi aur chaddi to sab ki maine bed ke niche daba di thi to mili hi nahi…idhar jab main maa ko le kar unke room me pahucha to darwaja lock kar ke maa jaise hi meri taraf palti vaise hi chounk gayi.

Malti (chounk kar)—ye kya pahna hai…? Kiska peticot hai ye…?

Raj (shocked)—kyaaa peticot…? (dhire se)..lo ho gayi aisi taisi..

Malti—bata na kis ka peticot pahan aaya hai... ? koun thi room me tere…? Kahi..arushi to nahi…?

Raj (jaldi se)—aannn..haan haan..arushi mami hi aayi thi…

Malti—iska matlab ki tum uss samay arushi ko kar rahe the…?

Raj—nahi maa..bas main arushi mami ko samjha raha tha..

Malti (ghurte huye)—wah beta..! apni mami ko poori nangi kar ke samjha raha tha..gajab hai..! sidha sidha ye kyo nahi kahta ki tu arushi ke upar chadha hua tha jab main aayi…ab samjhi ki tu mujhe yaha lekar kyo aaya…? Light kyo band thi ..? sab samajh gayi..

Raj (bholi surat)—nahi maa, main to samjha hi raha tha, tum galat samajh rahi ho..mujhe sachchi nahi malum chala ki arushi mami kab apne kapde utar kar nangi ho gayi…? Mujhe to sach me abhi pata chal raha hai ki arushi mami mere sath me nangi thi..

Malti—sach kah rahe ho..?

Raj—ekdam sach maa..maine bhala kabhi aapse jhuth bola hai..?

Malti—mujhe bata nahi sakta tha kaan me ki tere room me arushi hai…? Theek hai ja uske paas..vo intazar kar rahi hogi.

Raj—ab tak to vo vaha se bhag gayi hogi darr kar..?

Malti—kyaa, lekin uska peticot to yaha hai…aise nangi hi..?

Raj—vo mujhe nahi malum, lekin pakka mere room se chali gayi hogi ab tak to vah..ek tarah se achcha hi hua, kam se kam main barbad hone se bach to gaya..ab chalo main apni biwi ko raat bhar pyar to kar sakunga bina kisi tension ke..

Maa aage kuch kahti ki maine usse pahle hi unhe baaho me jakad kar apne hoth unke hotho par rakh diye aur unka ras pine laga..maa bhi mera sath dene lagi..main to nanga tha hi agle pal maine maa ke kapde utar kar unhe bhi nangi kar diya aur doodh masalte huye unki madmast badan ka raspan karne laga.

Malti—aaahhhh..aise hi jor jor se dabate raho raj…aaahhhh..tumhare hatho se dabwane ke liye bahut tadap rahe the ye ..

Raj—chinta mat karo maa, main ab aa gaya hu..inki dhang se roj khatir dari karunga..

Jab tak unke doodh lal nahi ho gaye tab tak main unko jor jor se dabata aur chusta raha…phir niche aa kar unke dono pair phaila diye aur unki bur ko chusne me lag gaya.

Malti—aaahhhh..mujhe bhi pina hai…aaahhhh

Raj—kyaaa…?

Malti—aaahhh..apne bete ka lund aur kya…

Raj—to aa jao mere upar..

Maa mere upar aa gayi aur 69 position me ho kar apni bur mere muh par rakh kar lund ko chusne chatne lagi..maine maa ki bur ki dono phanko ko apne hatho se phaila kar unki bur ke chhed me jeebh ko ghusa diya aur chusne laga.

Malti—aaahhhh…rajjjj…kha jao apni maa ki bur ko..aaaahhhh…chus lo meri bur ka poora ras…aaahhhh

Kuch der tak main maa ki bur se khelta raha, jab vo jhad gayi to maine phir se unki chuchiya dabate huye unko garam kiya aur phir dono pair kandhe par rakh kar unki bur me lund ghusedne ke baad chodna shuru kar diya..har dhakke par maa apni gaand upar uchka kar apni bur me lund khane lagi.

Malti—aaahhhh…aise hi pelo apni maa ki bur ko..aaahhhh…chod chod kar khoob choudi kar do apni maa ke bur ka chhed.. ufffff….aise hi chodte raho…phad dalo…aaaahhhhh

Raj—bahut mast aur phooli huyi bur hai maa tumhari…aisi bur chodne me bahut maza aata hai…achcha hua ki mera baap tumhe mere chodne ke liye chhod kar jane kaha mar gaya warna itni mast gadarayi bur mujhe chodne ko kaise milti…?

Malti—aaaahhhh…vo kahi mara vara nahi hai raj..vo jinda hai…aaahhhh

Raj (chounk kar)—tumhe kaise malum maa…?

Malti—aaahhh…vo ek din…(poori baat batate huye).

Raj—tumne maa, kahi uss madarchod ko apni bur to nahi de di…? Aur tumne mujhe ye baat aaj tak batayi kyo nahi…? Warna ab tak to main uss madarchod ki gaand me lund pel pel kar uska kriya karm kar chuka hota…?

Malti—mujhe tumko batane ka time hi nahi mila kyon ki tu rajasthan chala gaya uske baad jaldi hi…unhone mujhe karne ki koshish jarur ki thi magar maine saaf saaf mana kar diya unko…mujh par ab sirf tera haq hai..tum hi mere pati ho ab… meri is bur me lund ghused kar chodne ka adhikar sirf tumko hai…aise hi chodo apni maa ko…aaahhhh..main jhadne wali hu rajjj..kas kas ke pelo apni maa ko..uufffff..

Raj (dimag kharab)—uss madarchod ko bhul kar bhi kabhi apni bur dena bhi mat..mujhe apne lund ki chodi huyi ko kisi dusre ko chodne dena to bahut door, dekhne dena tak pasand nahi hai phir chahe vo mera apna baap, ya kitna bhi jaan se pyara bhai hi kyo na ho…main har cheez jamin, jayadad, dhan, daulat sab share kar sakta hu lekin bur kabhi nahi share kar sakta…isliye uss madarchod ke baare me kabhi sapne me bhi mat sochna warna dono ko jaan se maar dunga..

Malti—aaaahhhh..maine kaha na ki maine usko kuch nahi karne diya…ab main kewal tumhari hu, tum jo chahe karo mere sath…aaahhhhhh…lekin tumne mujhse jhuth kyo bola tha ki vo mar chuke hain…?

Raj (mood kharab)—maine koi jhuth nahi bola tha..vo madarchod barish ki ufnati huyi nadi me doobne ke baad bach gaya to isme meri kya galti…? Mujhe to yahi laga tha ki vo bhosdi ka mar gaya hoga..

Malti—aaahhh…tum unko gaali kyo dete ho itni gandi gandi…? Kuch bhi ho, kaise bhi ho lekin hain to vah tere papa hi na..? iss sach ko duniya ki koi taqat jhuthla to nahi sakti na…?

Raj (gusse me)—sidha sidha bolo na maa ki uss madarchod se milne ke baad tumhe ab meri biwi banne par pachtawa ho raha hai..? jao chali jao uske paas..magar uske paas jane se pahle itna yaad rakhna, ki phir na to uss madarchod ko main jinda chhodunga aur na hi tumhe…jis din meri aur uski mulaqat ho gayi to samajh lena vo uski jindagi ka akhiri din aur vo pal, uski jindagi ka akhiri lamha hoga.

Malti—pagal, mujhe agar uske sath hi jana hota to kya main iss samay tere niche nangi ho kar tujhse chudwa rahi hoti…? Mera to sab kuch ab tu hi hai..tu mera beta bhi hai aur tu hi mera pati bhi..

Apne baap vivek ka naam sunte hi mera dimag kharab ho chuka tha to maine toofan mail ki speed me maa ki bur ko pelna shuru kar diya…aisa pela ki madarchod khatiya ne bhi hath khade kar diye aur chodte chodte hi vo saand ki toofani raftar ko jhel nahi payi aur charmara kar toot gayi jisse hum dono dhadam se niche gir gaye.

Magar maine maa ko chodna band nahi kiya..unke jhadte hi gaand me lund thoons diya aur unki gaand phadne me lag gaya...uss raat maa ko aisa choda ki unki halat behad kharab ho gayi...maa ne hath jod liye ki ab jhelna unke bas me nahi hai to maine chhod diya aur nanga hi apne room me ja kar so gaya.

Subah roopa chachi ke uthane se meri neend khuli to coffee pi kar main kheto me fresh hone chala gaya, jab vapis lout raha tha to raste me meri mulaqat sagun bhabhi se ho gayi..mujhe dekhte hi unke udas chehre par khushi ki chamak lahra uthi.

Sagun—raj, kya ho gaya tha tumhe... ? maine to suna tha ki tum aur sadhana kahi gayab ho gaye ho..? tumhe dhoondne gayi sheetal bhi gayab ho gayi hai.. ? lekin tum to ekdam theek ho..kaha the itne din... ? aur sheetal aur sadhana kaisi hain..? sunne me aaya ki sheetal ki tabiyat bahut serious thi…

Raj—bhabhi, jab tak raj jinda hai tab tak uski sheetal didi ko kuch nahi ho sakta aur na hi sadhana ko..khair aap batao, koi khush khabri hai ya nahi…? Ya phir abhi aur intazar karna padega…?

Sagun (udas)—meri kismat me shayad intazar karna hi likha hai..

Raj (mushkurate huye)—kyo, maine to suna hai ki aap aur aapki maa kisi naaga baba se bhi mili thi aur usne aapki suni gond bharne ka ashwasan bhi diya tha..? kya hua, koi fatda hua uss naaga baba se…?

Sagun (sir jhuka kar)—tu to aise bol raha hai jaise ki tujhe kuch pata hi na ho…? Bhale hi meri maa ne nahi pahchana magar main to dekhte hi pahchan gayi thi ki vo naaga baba koi aur nahi balki hamare gaon ka ye chudakkad saand hai..

Raj—aap ko kaise malum ki vo naaga baba main hu…?

Sagun (sharmate huye)—utna bada kisi saand ka hi ho sakta hai..aur hamare gaon me to ek hi aisa saand hai jiska itna bada aur mota hai..

Raj—mera kya itna bada aur mota hai bhabhi, uska kuch naam bhi to hoga…?

Sagun (dhire se)—vahi jo tu gaon bhar ki ladkiyo ke upar chadh ke unki usme apna vo ghused kar unhe gabhin kar deta hai..

Raj (mushkurate huye)—bhabhi, main apna kya aur ladkiyo ki kisme ghused deta hu..? main kuch samjha nahi..vo kya hai ki thoda moti buddhi ka hu, sidhi baat to meri samajh me aati nahi aur aap ko ki ghuma phira kar bol rahi ho to kaise samajh me ayegi..? khul kar batao to samajh me bhi aaye..

Sagun—to kya sunna chahta hai mere muh se ki yahi na..ki tum apna saand jaisa dhayi hath ka lund nikal kar bholi bhaali ladkiyo ki bur me ghued kar pahle to chod chod kar un bechariyo ki bur ko bhosda bana dete ho aur phir unko gabhin kar dete ho..ab khush..ab aa gaya samajh me…?

Raj (mushkura kar)—haan, ab aa gaya samajh me…(lower niche khiska kar)..aap iski baat kar rahi ho na…? “Yahi Hai Iss Chudakkad Saand Ka Maha Chudakkad Laand, Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.”

Sagun (sharam se chehra chhupa kar)—haaye daiyaa…kitna besharam hai ..

Raj—bhabhi, vaise aapka apne baare me kya vichar hai…? Aapki usme bhi apna vo ghused kar aapko gabhin kar du kya….?

Sagun (laza kar dhire se)—sab kuch jante huye bhi mere jale par namak kyo chhidak raha hai…? Tujhe to sab malum hi hai..

Raj—aapki maa hai ki chali gayi apne ghar... ?

Sagun (dhire se)—abhi yahi par hai..

Raj—to phir theek hai...aaj dophar baad 5 baje apni maa ke sath gaon ke paas wale purane khandahar me aa jana naaga baba ka prasad lene....naaga baba ke naag raaj ko agar aapne khush kar diya to manchaha phal milega..

Sagun (sharam se)—dhatt besharam...main nahi aaungi..

Raj—main intazar karunga…mera matlab ki naaga baba intazar karenge..

Sagun (jeebh nikal kar aur angutha dikhate huye)—main nahi aungi…meri usme apna vo ghusedne ka khwab hi dekhte rah jaoge….(mann me)..main jarur aaungi raj..

Sagun bhabhi mujhe jeebh nikaal kar chidhate huye vaha se bhag gayi aur main mushkurate huye ghar aa gaya..Idhar subah jab kinjal didi aur ritu didi so kar uthi to ek dusre ko dekhte hi chounk gayi kyon ki dono ka room ek hi tha, yahi haal minakshi didi aur arushi ka bhi hua…charo ko sabse jyada gussa iss samay raj ke upar aa raha tha..unhe lag raha tha ki raj ne unke sath dhokha kiya hai,

Vahi dusri taraf sadhana kafi der tak pratap chacha se baat karne me lagi rahi..magar kisi ke kadmo ki aahat sunte hi vo pratap ke jor dene par vaha se bhag khadi huyi..bhagte bhagte vo na jane kaha pahuch gayi..lekin jyada tez bhana uske liye sambhav nahi tha kyon ki uski saans jaldi phulne lagti thi aur phir muh se khoon aana shuru ho jata tha.

Bhagte bhagte jab vo thak gayi aur use lagne laga ki ab use chakkar aane laga hai to vah ek jagah baith kar apni tez chalti saanso ko control karne lagi..magar tabhi kisi ki awaz ne usko buri tarah se chounka diya.

“beti tum yaha kyon aayi ho…? Bhag jao yaha se…”

Dhatt teri ki .. sare armaano par pani fir gaya .. kya-kya khwaab sajaye the .. ki aab jaa kar Saand ko ye sab gaaye mil kar pelengi .. magar kameena fir se bacch gaya .. aur ye Sadhana bhi kaunsi bhool-bhuliya mein kho gayi hai .. ek to bechari se jyaada bhaaga nahi jaata upar se kabhi chacha to kabhi pita .. lagta hai inke pariwaar ke saare mard Blackstar ki kaid mein hai ...