Incest SAAND (Completed)

[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE-40


Jyoti—tum haal me TV dekho tab tak… jab tak main naha leti hu….phir khana lagati hu.

jyoti madam apne kapde le kar bathroom me ghus gayi aur main haall me aa gaya....lekin mann me baar baar ye ichcha paida hone lagi ki kyo na jyoti madam ko nahate huye ek bar dekh lu...shayad kuch dikh hi jaye.

Bas kya tha ye vichar mann me aate hi mere kadam khud ba khud jyoti ke kamre ki taraf badh gaye….kamre me pahuchte hi maine bina koi awaz kiye bathroom me lage darwaje ke key hole par apni ankhe chipka di.

Ab Aage……..

Key hole me ankhe chipkate hi lund ne jor se jhatka khaya….andar jyoti apne chehre par sabun laga rahi thi….halanki usne abhi tak apne kapde utare nahi the phir bhi meri giddh ki door drishti wali ankhe uske kapdo ke andar kaid jawani ko nangi dekh rahi thi.

Vaise to maine apni iss ab tak ki chhoti si zindagi me kayi ladkiyo aur aurato ko poori nangi dekh chuka tha aur unki bur me apna lund pel pel kar unke chhed ko khoob chouda bhi kar diya tha magar kisi police wali ko nangi dekhne ka saubhagya aaj pahli baar mil raha tha.

Sabun lage chehre ko achchi tarah se dhone ke baad usne kuch der idhar udhar dekha…meri gaand phati to maine nazare key hole se hata li…..kintu usko nangi dekhne ke liye mann bahut machal raha tha……phir achanak ek kahawat yaad aayi ki gaand phate to phate par power na ghate.

Bas phir kya tha….gada di ankhe punah key hole par…..lekin ye kya…..? ye to abhi tak nangi nahi huyi thi….jabki yaha to upar se niche tak aag lag gayi thi.

Akhir usko bhi kuch taras aa gaya aur usne dhire dhire apne kapde utarna shuru kiye …..mere dil ki dhadkane tez ho gayi….kurta utarte hi samiz beech me aa gayi.

Raj (mann me)—arey burchodi….jaldi utar na……ye kya bank ke lone ki tarah ek ek kar ke utar rahi hai….phad de iss samiz ko……haaye kitne bade bade kabutar lag rahe hain.

Aur agle hi pal pani me aag lag gayi……dil me bijliya kadakne lagi…..usne jaise hi apni salwar ka nada khola to vo sarsarate huye jamin par ja gira…..aur mujhe lagne laga ki main BP ka mariz ho jaunga ab to.

Agar BP ka mariz ye scene dekh leta to vaise hi marr jata……..itni gori aur chikni maansal janghe maine abhi tak kisi ki nahi dekhi thi…..baal ka ek bhi namo nishan nahi tha.

Uska ka chehra meri hi taraf tha……dono janghe aapas me bilkul chipki huyi thi…..dono jangho ki jado me kafi phoola hua lag raha tha……panty me se ek patli lakir bani huyi dikhayi de rahi thi jo uske pet ke niche se shuru ho kar jangho ki jad tak aa rahi thi.

Aise mamlo me to main vaise bhi bahut samajhdar aur door darshi honhar ladka tha……Main turant samajh gaya ki ye panty ke andar ye phooli huyi jagah iss ACP Jyoti madam ki bur hai.

Bur ka ehsaas hote hi lund tandav karne laga….kal se vaise bhi koi bur usko pelne ko nahi mili thi…..gaon me koi din khali nahi jata tha …kisi na kisi ki bur chodne ko mil hi jati thi.

Lund ko bahar nikal kar maine sahlana shuru kar diya….nazare key hole se tas se mas nahi hone di…..salwar kholne ke baad jyoti niche baith kar shower on kar ke nahane lagi…..aur apne poore gore jism me sabun lagane lagi.

Sabun lagate huye usne apna ek hath samiz ke andar ghusa diya aur kabutaro ko bhi sabun me bhigo diya….abhi tak uska muh meri hi taraf tha….kuch der tak samiz ke andar hath ghused ke sabun lagane ke baad usne ek hath panty me ghusa diya.

Udhar usne panty me hath ghusaya aur idhar meri lund sahlane ki speed tez ho gayi…..kuch der tak panty ke andar chhupi bur ko ragadne ke baad vo pahli baar palti to jaise kayamat hi aa gayi.

Aisa laga jaise upar wale ne do bade bade tarbooj uske piche chipka diye ho…..ekdam gori chikni gaand thi jyoti madam ki panty ka to pata hi nahi tha..shayad vo itne bade bade chootdo ko chhipane me khud ko asmarth pa kar dono chootdo ki daraar me chhip gayi thi.

Jyoti madam khoob mal mal kar apni gaand me sabun lagane lagi aur main unki madmast gaand ko dekhte huye louda hilane laga....akhir usne apni samiz bhi utar kar jism se alag kar di kintu choochiyo ko bra ki qaid se azad nahi kiya.

Bas kabhi gaand me sabun lagati to kabhi panty me hath ghusa kar apni bur se chhed khani karti….beech beech me bra me bhi hath ghusa ke chuchiyo ko masal kar sabun dhone lagti.

Lund hilate huye pata nahi kab meri ankhe band ho gayi aur main khwabo me hi jyoti ko hachak hachak kar chodne laga.. idhar mera pani nikla aur udhar achanak bathroom ka darwaja khula…..aur phir main andar ki taraf dhadam se gir pada.

Farsh par girte hi meri ankhe khul gayi…..samne jyoti madam khadi mujhe gusse se ghure ja rahi thi…..meri to bolti hi band ho gayi thi….dimag to jaise shunya ho chuka tha.

Jyoti (chillate huye)—kya rahe the tum yaha…..?

Raj (haklate huye)—kkk..kuch nahi madam……kasam se maine apko nahate huye nangi bilkul bhi nahi dekha….

Jyoti (chilla kar)—kyaaaaaaaaaa……? You...bastard tumhari himmat kaise huyi, mere sath aisi harkat karne ki….? Main chahu to teri poori zindagi hawalat me hi sad jayegi….get out from here.

Jyoti madam mujhe marne hi wali thi ki tabhi unki nazar saand ke laand par pad gayi aur unki hriday gati badh gayi… mujhe jab ehsaas hua to maine jaldi se lund ko pant ke andar kar ke vaha se bhag gaya.

Jyoti bas awaak khadi dekhti rah gayi…..main phir vaha nahi ruka aur sidha bus stand pahuch gaya….idhar jyoti ko jab hosh aaya to doud kar bahar aayi lekin tab tak main ja chuka tha.

Usne turant call lagana chalu kar diya…..pahle to maine ignore kiya lekin jab call baar baar aata raha to majbur hoke call pick kar liya.

Jyoti—kaha ho tum abhi ke abhi vapis aao.

Raj—vo…vo…main bus se gaon vapis ja raha hu.....and jo kuch hua uske liye sorry.

Jyoti—tum pagal to nahi ho gaye ho…tumhe pata bhi hai ki thakur aur deshraj ke admi tumhe har jagah pagal kutte ki tarah talash kar rahe hain…..main kuch sunna nahi chahti….abhi ke abhi yaha vapis aao.

Raj—sorry….aap kisi aur ko apne kaam ke liye dhoond lijiye…..aur rahi baat thakur ki…...to uski maa ka bhosda.

Jyoti—dekho raj….jo bhi hua usko bhool jao….main tumhe uss bare me kuch nahi kahungi….bas tum jaldi se vapis aao.. tumhari jaan ko khatra hai..samajhte kyo nahi tum…..?

Baate karte huye hi main gaon ke krib pahuch gaya…..bus se utarne ke baad Main abhi kuch kahne hi ja raha tha ki tabhi…dhaaanyyy….dhaaaanyyyy…..uske baad kya hua mujhe kuch yaad nahi raha.

Jyoti (chillate huye)-Rajjjjjjjj

 

[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE-41


Jyoti—tum pagal to nahi ho gaye ho…tumhe pata bhi hai ki thakur aur deshraj ke admi tumhe har jagah pagal kutte ki tarah talash kar rahe hain…..main kuch sunna nahi chahti…. abhi ke abhi yaha vapis aao.

Raj—sorry….aap kisi aur ko apne kaam ke liye dhoond lijiye …..aur rahi baat thakur ki…...to uski maa ka bhosda.

Jyoti—dekho raj….jo bhi hua usko bhool jao….main tumhe uss bare me kuch nahi kahungi….bas tum jaldi se vapis aao.. tumhari jaan ko khatra hai..samajhte kyo nahi tum…..?

Baate karte huye hi main gaon ke krib pahuch gaya…..bus se utarne ke baad Main abhi kuch kahne hi ja raha tha ki tabhi…dhaaanyyy….dhaaaanyyyy…..uske baad kya hua mujhe kuch yaad nahi raha.

Jyoti (chillate huye)—Raaajjjjjjjjj

Ab Aage…….

Jyoti ka mann kisi ashanka se ghabra gaya…usne turant police thane me call kar ke raj ki call location batane ko kaha… pata chalte hi vo turant udhar ke liye rawana ho gayi.

Asal me hua ye tha ki deshraj aur thakur ke chamche mujhe har jagah talash kar rahe the…..unn teeno ne bhag kar rahul ko sab bata diya jisse vo baukhala gaya.

Ek admi—hum kya karte thakur sahab…vo sala pagal janwar hai…..bahut hi bedardi se marta hai….itna khatarnak admi to hamne poori life me nahi dekha.

Rahul (chillate huye)—salo tum log kisi kaam ke nahi ho…paanch log mil ke ek ladke ko nahi maar sake….ulta usne tumhere do sathiyo kp maar diya..aur tum kayar yaha mere paas jaan bacha ke bhag aaye…..tumhe kya lagta hai ki main tumhe jinda chhod dunga…..?

Deshraj—nahi rahul sahab…..abhi ye hamare kaam aa sakte hain….kewal ye teen hi hain jinhone uss harami ka chehra dekha hai……ab yahi hame uss tak pahuchane me madad karenge.

Rahul (gusse me)—inn teeno ko alag alag team me lekar jao…. talash karo uss kutte ki…..mujhe vo aaj hi chahiye….agar khali hath loute to tum me se koi bhi jinda nahi rahega….tum sab ki bahan, biwi aur betiyo se dhandha karwaunga main…un sab ko randi bana dunga main…ab jao yaha se….

Vo sab 25-25 logo ki teen team bana kar meri talash me nikal gaye….chunki main gaon se bus stand ki oor ja raha tha isliye ek team bus stand ki taraf….ek sab kheto me aur ek team gaon me chhanbean karne lagi.

Dophar ho chuki thi lekin kamyabi kisi ke hath nahi aayi thi aur na hi kisi tarah ka koi surag hi unke hath laga tha… rahul thakur ki dhamki ki vajah se vapis bhi nahi lout sakte the…isliye majburi me thak haar kar sabhi bus stand me hi ekattha ho gaye aur vaha se aane jane wali sabhi bus aur vahan check karte rahe.

Sanyog se ussi samay main jyoti se baat karte huye bus se niche utra hi tha ki tabhi unn gaanduo me se kisi ki nazar mere upar pad gayi aur vo jor jor se chilla utha.

Vo—vo…rahaa….vo…raha….bus ke…paas me…..pink shirt wala…..

Ek ke baad teeno madarchod chillane lage…..sab ka dhyan turant meri taraf ho gaya…aur vo sab mujhe pakadne ke liye meri taraf bhage……jabki mera dhyan to jyoti se baat karne me laga hua tha.

Tabhi unme se kisi ne fire kar diya…..goli direct mere sir ke aar paar ho gayi…mobile hath se chhitak kar door ja gira..uske baad jaise hi girte huye maine palat ke dekha to samajh gaya ki ye sab koun hain…..niche girne ke baad meri ankhe dhire dhire band hoti chali gayi……uske baad kya hua kuch dhyan nahi.

Unhone ye khush khabri turant rahul ko phone par batayi…. jisse rahul khushi se uchhal pada aur raj ki dead body ko uske paas lane ko kaha jaldi se.

Idhar jyoti tezi se apni gadi bhagate huye mere paas tak atishighra pahuchne ki koshish kar rahi thi..jo ki location usne pata ki thi…kintu jab vo location tak pahuchi to vaha deshraj ke police karmiyo aur thakur ke admiyo ko raj ki body gadi me rakhte huye dekh kar vahi ruk gayi.

Uski akhiri ummid bhi aaj dharashayi ho chuki thi thakur se apne bhai aur didi ki mout ka badla lene ki….rah rah kar use apne upar gussa aane laga ki kyo usne raj ko itni jor se daanta…vo usko aram se bhi to samjha sakti thi…kintu ab kya ho sakta tha.

Ye area deshraj ke under me aata tha isliye vo jyada kuch hastakshep bhi nahi kar sakti thi….Lihaja mayus ho kar apne sapno ko bikharte huye dekhti ja rahi thi….uski ankho me pani bhar aaya tha….raj se milne ke baad uske mann me asha ka ek deep jala tha ki shayad vo raj ki madad se thakur se badla lene ke sath hi sath apni maa aur bhabhi ki bhi halat sudhar sakti hai….magar ab sab kuch khatam ho chuka tha….apne aap ko gunahgar mante huye anshu bahati rahi vahi khade khade vo jane kab tak.

Udhar jab meri ankh khuli to badi hi ajib jaisi dikhne wali jagah par apne aap ko paya….turant baith kar main charo taraf dekhne laga.

Mere samne ek bade se bhainse par ek admi baitha tha..sar me mukut aur hath me gada liye huye….ankhe uski ekdam lal thi…uske niche ke ek chote singhasan par ek admi bahut badi kitab liye baitha tha.

Kuch log jo ki dekhne se hi bade bhayanak aur kaale kalute the..kisi na kisi ko vaha pakad ke late aur uss bhainse wale ke samne khada kar dete…vo kitab wala apni kitab me dekh dekh kar uske baare me kuch batata aur phir vo bhainse wala koi faisala suna deta…uske baad uss admi ko jisko ki laya gaya tha, usko le jate the.

Maine niche dekha to jamin ka to kahi pata hi nahi tha…bas dhuwa hi dhuwa ud raha tha har jagah…lekin sugandh badhiya thi….akhir mera naam bhi pukara gaya to main bhi uss kitab wale ke paas khada kar diya gaya.

Raj—bhai ye koun sa sarkash ho raha hai…..? aur tum kiska role kar rahe ho..... ?

“Sarkash…..! ye tumhe sarkash nazar aata hai….? Dekha maharaj ye hame jokar kah raha hai.” Uss kitab wale ne meri baat se chounk kar kaha.

“Bachche..ye koi sarkash ka khel nahi hai….yaha har manav ke karmo ke adhar par uska faisala hota hai….ye Yampuri hai” Bhains par baithe admi ne kaha.

Raj—hahaha….achcha….tab to tum nishchit hi Yamraj aur ye chapad ganju Chitragupta hona chahiye..hai na…hihihihi

Yamraj—avashya….hum khud yamraj hain aur ye chitragupta…aur tumhe marne ke baad yaha laya gaya hai.

Raj—kyaaa main sach me mar gaya hu…..vaise chalo achcha hi hua…uss sale thakur se picha to chhuta….. (dhire se) vaise chitragupta bhai…maine suna hai ki swarg lok me rahne wali apsarao ki gaand badi mast hoti hai….tum to roj hi pelte hoge….mere liye bhi .kisi ki jugad karo na.

Chitragupta (chounk kar)— maharajjjjj…ye dushta behad ashlil baate karta hai….. sath me hamara mazak uda raha hai…. isko ubalte huye tel me dalne ka adesh de dijiye.

Yamraj—pahle iske karm batao hame…ki isne kya kya paap kiye hain…?

Chitragupta ki baat sunke main hasne laga…..vo chidh gaya…aur jaldi jaldi apni kitab ke panne palatne laga…kafi der ho gayi thi lekin vo page hi palat raha tha ab tak.

Yamraj—kya hua chitragupta…itna vilamb kyo lag raha hai….?

Chitragupta (mujhe ghurte huye)—maharaj lagta hai ki hamare doot kisi galat admi ki aatma ko uske sharir se nikal laye hain …. iss paapi ki umra abhi bahut lambi hai.

Yamraj—to phir iski aatma ko turant iske sharir me bhijwa do isse pahle ki iske sharir ka antim sanskar kar de koi.

Chitragupta—doot…isko turant iske sharir me vapis pahucha do.

Raj—aise kaise pahucha do….main ab kahi nahi jaunga……abhi ja kar sab ko bataunga main ki yaha kya kya ghotala ho raha hai.

Chitragupta—maharaj…ye ladka bahut khatarnak lag raha hai ….agar ye baat dev lok tak chali gayi to hamari badi badnami hogi…

Yamraj—doot isko jaldi le jao.

Doot mujhe pakad kar vaha se vapis le jane lage.....aur mujhe vaha le aaye jaha mera sharir tha....lekin ye kya...vaha to deshraj aur rahul thakur ke alawa unke hi admi khade the....

Tabhi ek admi ne rahul ke hath me bada sa dibba de diya.....shayad ye petrol tha.....usne dhakkan khol kar mere jism me petrol chhidakne laga….ye dekh kar mujhe gussa aa gaya….tabhi deshraj ne machis nikal li.

Raj (chillate huye)—arey…ruk jaoooo madarchodo……tumhari maa ko chodu……apne baap ka maal samajh rakha hai kya.. ? tumhari maa ka bhosda maru…lawdo……ruk jaoooo

Main tezi se deshraj ki taraf douda....lekin tab tak usne machis jala kar mere sharir par phenk di....aur mera jism dhu dhu kar aag me jalne laga...aur vo sab jor jor se hase ja rahe the.

Main gusse me deshraj aur rahul ko marne laga lekin mera hath unki body ke aar par ho jata tha.....kintu unko koi chot nahi aa rahi thi.

Maine bahut koshish kiya kintu unka kuch nahi bigad paya..... ab mujhe unn dooto ke upar gussa aane lagi thi...mujhe gussa dekh kar vo mujhe phir se yamraj ke samne le jakar khada kar diye.

Chitragupta (chounk kar—iss adharmi ko phir se yaha le aaye tum log.

Unn dooto ne sari baat kah sunayi, jisko sunne ke baad vo dono bhi pareshan ho gaye aur aapas me vichar vimarsh karne lage.

Raj (gusse me)—ye sab aap logo ki laparwahi se hua hai.....ye baat ab high court aur supreme court tak jayegi.

Yamraj—ye kaha jane ki baat kar raha hai chitragupta..... ?

Chitragupta—maharaj mujhe to lagta hai ki ye brahma lok aur vishnu lok ja kar hamari shikayat karne ki baat kar raha hai agar aisa ho gaya to hum kahi ke nahi rahenge maharaj....jaldi se iska koi upay sochiye.

Yamraj—tumhare vichar se kya karna chahiye.... ?

Chitragupta—maharaj..main to kahta hu ki kisi dusre mrit sharir me iski aatma ko pravesh kara dijiye.

Raj—mujhe kewal apna sharir chahiye...warna iss galat nirnay ka dand aap dono ko main dilwa kar rahunga.

Yamraj—chitragupta...ye to manne ko taiyyar hi nahi hai

Chitragupta (dhire se)—maharaj…..phir to ek hi upay hai...ye bhi khush ho jayega aur hamari bhi izzat bach jayegi.

Yamraj—kya hai vo upay.....?

Chitragupta—Maharaj....hamare dooto se ye galti isliye huyi kyon ki iss ladke raj aur jisko marna tha uski shakal ek jaisi hai.. agar hum raj ki aatma ko uske sharir me daal de to koi farak nahi padega....kyon ki dono humshakal hain....aur isko apna sharir bhi mil jayega.

Yamraj--tum theek kahte ho....Yahi upay iss samay sarvottam hai....

Chitrgupta--doot isko le jao aur jisko vastav me lana tha, uski aatma ko sharir se nikal kar usme isko pravesh kara do.

Raj—mujhe mera vahi sharir chahiye……? Main kuch nahi janta...aap mera sharir mujhe vapis do....

Yamraj—hum tumhe tumhara hi sharir de rahe hain...bilkul tumhare jaisa....tumhare pahle ke sharir aur iss sharir me koi antar nahi hoga.

Raj—theek hai....agar aisa hai to mujhe manzoor hai...kintu main pahle check karunga....aap logo ka kya bharosa, kab mujhe chuna laga do.....?

Yamraj—hamara kathan kabhi mithya nahi hota hai...yaha se jane ke pashchat jaise hi tumhari aatma sharir dharan karegi tumhe yaha ka kuch bhi smaran nahi rahega.

Raj—vo to main dekh hi raha hu....kitne bade lafde baaz ho tum dono.

Yamraj—doot jao le jao isko pakad kar aur ab ki baar sahi vyakti ki aatma ko nikalna uske sharir se.

Raj (dooto ko ungli dikhate huye)—vahi ruk jao... "Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega." main khud chalta hu tum logo ke sath


Yamdoot—theek hai ..to chalo phir.

Raj (raste me)—tum log to roj yaha ki apsarao ko nangi dekhte hoge aur khoob chodte bhi hoge....unki gaand maarne me to khoob maza aata hoga na tum logo ko.....?

Yamdoot—Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare...hum aisa kaam nahi karte.

Raj —Par mann to khoob karta hoga na..kisi ki bur me lund pelne ka.....?

Yamdoot—hum doot hain....hame bhala aisa saubhagya kaha milne wala hai.

Raj—Tumhari jagah agar main hota na to ab tak sab ki bur ko bhosda bana chuka hota....vaise kisi ki bur dekhi hai ki nahi ab tak tum dono ne....?

Yamdoot—Ab Ye bur kya hoti hai.... ?

Raj—Tum logo ka kuch nahi ho sakta....tum dono ek dusre ka sarka pito (muth marna)....salo lawdo bur nahi jante....? yaha se jane ke baad sabse pahle kisi apsara ki dono jangho ke beech me dekhna usko poori nangi kar ke.

Doot ek jagah mujhe le gaye....jaha meri hi shakal ke ek admi ko kuch gunde jam kar pitne me lage huye the....

Kuch der uski pitayi karne ke baad vo sab usko vahi chhod ke chale gaye......vo behosh ho chuka tha.

Yamdooto ne tabhi uske sharir se uski aatma nikal li....apne jaisa sharir dekh kar main bhi hairan ho gaya...sab kuch mere jaisa hi tha....uska sharir mujhe pasand aa gaya aur usme unhone mujhe pravist kar diya.

 

[Iron Man]

Superb Story

 

[anandsngh12]

Superb Story

Shukriya Iron Man ji for encouraging us.

 

[Prem Pujari]

mai kuch sahayata kar sakta hu kya bhai

 

[anandsngh12]

mai kuch sahayata kar sakta hu kya bhai

Bilkul kar sakte hain bhai.

 

[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE—42


Mujhe jab hosh aaya to khud ko ek sunsan jagah par jamin me lete huye paya....maine jaise hi uthne ki koshish ki to poore jism me dard mahsoos hone laga.

Main sharir ke jis bhag me bhi hath lagata vahi dard ki tez lahar doud jati....tabhi mujhe yaad aaya jo ki aaj bus stand me mere sath ghatit hua tha.

Raj—ohhhh.....madarchodo ne dhokhe se goli mar di.....sale ek baar bata to dete goli chalane se pahle.....(sir me hath ferte huye)—hhhh...ye kya..... ? sir to mera sahi salamat hai.....lekin goli to mere sir me hi lagi thi....behosh hone se pahle maine achche se mahsoos kiya tha....mere sir me to kahi dard nahi ho raha hai.....ye kaise ho sakta hai..... ?

Main uth kar baith gaya aur apne poore jism ko achche se dekhne laga.....dard to ho raha tha kintu chot ka kahi koi nishan nahi tha....par kuch baato par dhyan jane ke baad main aur bhi chounk gaya.

Raj (chounk kar)—ye kapde.... ? ye to mere nahi hain….aur mere gale me ye gold ki chain kaha se aa gayi….? Ye jagah koun si hai…..? lagta hai thakur aur uske admiyo ne mujhe kisi chori ke case me fasane ke liye hi mere kapde change kiye honge aur chain pahnayi hogi…..shayad mujhe mar chuka samajh kar yaha phenk kar bhag gaye honge…..? ye chot ka nishan kaha gayab ho gaya…..? aur ye jeb me itne paise ….? khair main ye sab kyo itna soch raha hu……achcha hua ki jaan bach gayi….ye chain ko bech kar kuch paise to milenge…..pahle chalke kuch khana kha leta hu kahi agar koi hotel sotal mil jaye to……lekin mera mobile.. ohhh lagta hai ki salo ne gayab kar diya.

Main itna soch kar vaha se kisi tarah khada hua aur chalte huye main road pakad kar aage badhta gaya….tabhi mujhe ek dhaba dikha to main vahi kuch khane ke uddeshya se chala gaya….vo to achcha hua ki jeb me lagbhag dus hazar pade huye the.

Ladka—kya lagau sahab….?

Raj—ek shahi panir aur butter tanduri , jeera rice, daal fry, dahi aur sath me salad, papad jarur dena……..aur sun ye jagah koun si hai……?

Ladka—ye to****** hai.

Raj (mann me)—ohhhh teri ki…..‼ itni door phenk kar gaye madarchod……..koi baat nahi……ab to jo jo iss wardat me shamil tha sabki gaand todunga……..aur madarchod thakur…..ab tujhe main bataunga ki saand se bhidne ka natiza kya hota hai……tere khandan ki har ladki aur aurat ki bur me ab ye saand kheti karega.

Thodi der me meri manpasand dish aa gayi…….dard ki vajah se tabiyat kuch theek nahi lag rahi thi isliye jyada kuch khas khaya nahi gaya,…..badi mushkil se kewal 40 roti, aur dus plate rice, dus plate daal, 5 plate dahi, 8 plate salad aur 20-25 papad hi kha paya….vo ladka aur dhabe wala ankhe phade mujhe dekh rahe the.

Raj—bhai kitna bill hua…..?

Manager (upar se niche tak dekhte huye)—5000 rupaye......

Raj (shocked)—5000 rupayeeee……‼ Ye kya bhai……Ek bimar admi ke itne thode se khane ka itna jyada bill……? Bahut loot rahe ho bhai….kuch discount karo na…..meri bimari par to kuch daya karo…

Manager (ghurte huye)—kya kaha…bimarrr …‼ itna sa khanaa….? Ab yaha mere alawa ye khali bartan aur ye dhaba bacha hai, vo bhi kha lo.

Raj—sab jagah garibo ko loota ja raha hai….tum bhi looto…..ab to log bimar logo ko bhi lootne se nahi chhodte.

Manager—5000 rupaye

Raj—haa…haa…de raha hu…..ye lo……gin lo achche se....tumhari tarah dhokhe baaz nahi hu ki rate kuch batau aur phir khane ke baad farzi itna lamba chouda bill bana du.

Manager—ok...poore hain.

Raj (dhire se)—madarchod ne loot liya.

Manager—mujhse kuch kaha kya..... ?

Raj—nahi apne aap se kaha……vaise vo ladka nahi dikh raha hai jo mujhe khana paros raha tha….kaha gaya vo….?

Manager—dhabe ka poora raasan khatam ho gaya hai….vahi lene gaya hai vo…….kyo ab usko bhi kha jaoge kya….? Vo mere dhabe me kaam karne wala eklouta ladka hai.

Raj—maine to aise hi pucha tha…..theek hai chalta hu.

Manager—vaise bhai apke ghar me sab apki tarah hi hain kya..... ?

Raj—nahi....main poore gaon me eklouta piece hu.

Manager—bahut bahut shukar hai bhagwan ka…..

Mann hi mann uss dhabe wale ko gali deta hua main auto pakad ke city aa gaya…..ye jagah mere mama ke gaon se lagbhag 200 km door thi…..ek medical store se pain killer ki tablet le kar khaya aur bus stand a gaya.

Bus milte hi usme chadh gaya….bheed to bahut thi….phir bhi ek admi ko thoda sa khiska kar kisi tarah baith hi gaya… tabhi agle stop par bus me ek sundar mahila chadhi…na chahte huye bhi mann se nikal hi gaya.

Raj (dhire se)—Wah…! Kya mast Gaand hai.

Bagal wala—kya kaha…..?

Raj—arey madam aap yaha aa jaiye…..

Bagal wala—Yaha kaha jagah hai jo usko bula raha hai….?

Raj—chal tu uth yaha se….tujhe itni bhi tamiz nahi hai ki ek aurat khadi hai aur tu baitha hai…chal uth…aao madam.

Bagal wala—main kyu uthu…tu uth ja….vaise bhi tu jabardasti baitha hai....

Raj—main bimar admi hu.....aur mujhe ulti bhi aa rahi hai....wwwwwwwaaa...

Bagal wal—abe ye kya kar raha hai....mere upar hi ulti karega kya..... ?

Raj (uss aurat ko ankh maar kar)—jaldi uth nahi to ulti hone wali hai….aawww

Vo turant hadbada kar apni jagah se jaise hi utha maine fauran uss aurat ko baithne ka ishara kiya…..vo mand mand mushkurati huyi mere bagal me baith gayi.

Vahi dusri taraf govinda ko chhodne ke baad deshraj ne salma ko arrest kar liya….ye sunte hi dayachand police station pahuch gaya…jaha deshraj rahul thakur ke jane ke baad abhi abhi aaya hi tha.

Dayachand—ins. Sahab….aapne salma ko kyo giraftar kiya hai…..?

Deshraj—apne husband ke katal ke jurm me.

Dayachand (lagbhag cheekhte huye)—nn…nahi aisa nahi ho sakta……maine ek lakh diye hain, unhe dakarne ke baad tum aisa nahi kar sakte..

Deshraj (jor se)—Juban ko lagaam de dayachand…..mujhse iss lahje me baat karne ki himmat kaise huyi.... ?

Dayachand sakpaka gaya deshraj ke aise jor se gurrane se…..ab uska ravaiya thoda naram ho gaya…..deshraj ne ekcigrette sulgayi aur kash khichne laga.

Dayachand (naram swar)—kuch to khyal kijiye inspector sahab……mera kaam karne ki evaj me aap ek lakh le chuke hain, aisa kahi hota hai ki paisa lekar kaam na kiya jaye….?

Deshraj—kis kaam ka paisa liya tha maine…..?

Dayachand—Govinda ko fasane ka.

Deshraj—Bhool hai teri…….Yeh paisa govinda ko fasane ke liye nahi….balki tujhe bachane ki khatir liya tha…..tere alawa kisi bhi anya ko fasane ke vaade par liya tha…..govinda ko fasane ka idea bhi mera tha aur …..ab salma ko fasane ka idea bhi mera hai.

Dayachand—Agar vah ek lakh rupaya kewal mujhe bachane ka tha, govinda ko fasane ka nahi, to theek hai……salma ko bachane ki kimat bata do….main bhar dunga…..magar bane banaye program me raddobadal mat karo..

Deshraj—O.K……apni mashuqa ke liye itna hi mara ja raha hai to usko bachane ki khatir uski jagah khud ko pesh kar de.

Dayachand (haklate huye)—kkk…kyaaa matlab….?

Deshraj—matlab to bilkul saaf hai bete…..tujhe pesh kar deta hu court me.

Deshraj ki baat sunte hi dayachand ka chehra aise pila pad gaya jaise ek hi jhatke me uske sharir se sara lahoo nichod liya gaya ho….vo deshraj ke samne ghighiyane laga.

Dayachand—akhir aap ko ho kya gaya hai inspector sahab…..?

Deshraj—mujhe tum dono me se ek chahiye…..jaldi faisla kar, khud ko pesh kar raha hai ya phir apni mashuqa ko.... ?

Jad ho kar rah gaya dayachand….muh se kuch bol hi nahi phoot raha tha ab ki kya jawab de deshraj ki baat ka….tabhi deshraj ne uski kalayi pakad li jisse vo aur bhi ghabra gaya.

Deshraj—to chal…..tu hi chal.

Dayachand (ghabrate huye)—nnn..nahiii…..mmmm…mujhse behtar to vo salma hi rahegi….aap usko hi chadha do phansi par.

Deshraj (haste huye)—Good……samajhdar admi ko aisa hi faisla karna chahiye……mashuqa ka kya hai…..ek dhoondho hazar milti hain……aur kabhi kabhi to do chaar bagair dhoondhe hi mil jati hain.

Udhar ghatna sthal se loutne ke baad se hi jyoti ka mood upset ho chuka tha…..vo apne romm me jate hi bistar par gir gayi aur aaj jo bhi hua uske liye khud ko jimmedar samajhne lagi.

Tabhi uske paas commissioner sahab ka call aaya jisme unhone uski duty thakur sahab ke ghar par aaj sham hone wali party ki suraksha vyavastha dekhne ke liye laga di thi.

Jyoti pahle to mana karne wali thi lekin phir na jane kya soch kar usne haa kar di……party me pahuchte hi thakur ki nazar jaise hi jyoti par gayi to uske madak youvan ko dekhte hi thakur ke muh se laar tapakne lagi.

Yahi haal uske dusre sahyogiyo ka bhi tha…..Jyoti ko khubsurat to upar wale ne banaya hi tha…..uska madak youvan usme char chaand laga raha tha…..thakur ne apne ek khas admi ko bula kar uske kaan me kuch kaha uske baad vo admi mand mand mushkurate huye vaha se chala gaya.

 

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SAAND
UPDATE—43


Thakur ki party mehmano se khacha khach bhar chuki thi…..har koi ye janne ko betab tha ki thakur sahab ne aaj kis khushi me dawat di hai……State ke lagbhag sabhi bade businessman, Politicians, Police vibhag ke bade adhikari, Friends, aur uske underworld ke sathi bhi usme shirkat kar rahe the.

State ke CM ke ghar par party ho aur Media wale aur patrakar na pahuche, bhala ye bhi kabhi ho sakta hai…? Vo to aisi masale dar jagaho par bin bulaye hi pahuch jate hain.

Vaha kafi sankhya me aurate bhi moujud thi….family members bhi upasthit the…..Rahul apne dosto aur girl friends ke saath baat cheet me vyast tha…..family ki ladies aur ladkiya bhi apne apne friends se gapshap me magan thi…tabhi Thakur sahab ne mike hath me lekar logo ko sambodhit karna chalu kiya.

Shamsher—dosto, main janta hu ki aap sab yahi soch rahe honge ki ye party kis khushi me di ja rahi hai….chaliye main apki iss uljhan ko abhi door kiye deta hu….aaj ki khushi ki sabse badi vajah ye hai ki….aaj meri bahan Indu Singh ka janamdin hai.

Tabhi ek light ek jagah par focus huyi aur ek khubsurat si dikhne wali lady uss roshni me nazar aane lagi…sabhi ne jor dar taliyo se Thakuraaine Indu Singh ka swagat kiya.

Indu ki umar lagbhag 32 saal ki ho chuki thi lekin aaj bhi vo 18 saal ki ladki ko bhi maat dene me saksham thi….rang gora, bhara hua jism, unnat himalaya ki tarah khadi chuchiya, piche do bade bade chutad…bas ye samajh lijiye ki kisi bhi yogi ki sadhna bhang karne ke liye paryapt the.

Indu ki shadi uske pita ne bachpan me hi paas gaon ke thakur pariwar me kar di thi….halanki gawna nahi hua tha, uske pahle hi vo vidhwa ho gayi thi.

Pariwar me sabse choti hone ke karan sabhi ki ladli thi….dono bhai Thakur shamsher aur vikrant ki jaan usme basti hai.. iss laad pyar ne usko bahut ghamandi aur krur swabhav ka bana diya…..apne husn aur jawani par indu ko bahut naaz hai.

Aaj bhi uske liye kisi suyogya var ki talash jari hai….lekin abhi tak uska dil kisi par aaya nahi hai….behad kamuk aurat hai kintu apne jism ko ab tak kisi ko chhune tak nahi diya hai…..bas ungli jindabad ke sahare chal rahi hai uski gadi.

Aas paas ke sabhi gaon ki jimmedari indu ne le rakhi hai….sabhi kheto par thakur pariwar ka kabza hai…khet to kisano ke hain lekin unki fasalka 75 percent hissa thakuraine indu hadap leti hai.

Cake ke katne ke baad sabhi ne gift diye….aur phir khane pine ka dour shuru ho gaya…to kuch dance party me shamil ho gaye….jyoti door se hi inn par nazar rakh rahi thi..beech beech me vo server room me ja kar computer me cameras ki footage dekhne lagti.

Party me kayi logo ki bhukhi nigahe indu ke gore madmast jism ko chori chhipe ghur rahi thi….khul ke dekh nahi sakte the kyon ki sab ke dilo me thakur ka khauf jo tha.

Thakur ka ek dost sharab ke nashe me bahut der se thakuraine ko ghure ja raha tha….akhir pite pite jab sharab aur shabab ka nasha uske sir par haavi ho gaya to usne sidhe ja kar indu ka hath pakad kar apne sath dance karne ka offer kar diya…..aur agle hi pal…

“Chatttaaakkkkk” thappad ki goonj se sabhi sakte me aa gaye…jo ki thakuraine ne uss shakhs ke gaalo par jad diya tha.

Shamsher aur vikrant turant indu ke paas aa gaye….to indu ne sari baat bata di….vikrant usko marne ke liye aage badha hi tha ki thakur ne usko ishare se rok diya…..vo shakhs darr se kampne laga aur thakur ke pairo me gir pada.

Shakhs—mujhe maaf kar de shamsher…..sharab ke nashe me mujhse galti ho gayi dost….main ab kabhi sharab nahi piyunga.

Shamsher ne usko pakad ke khada kiya aur uska hath thaam ke dhire dhire cake wale table ke paas jane laga…sab ki dhadkane tez ho gayi thi….jyoti ye sab record kar rahi thi chupchap.

Shakhs—sorry yar…mujhse galti ho gayi

Shamsher—koi baat nahi yaar…ho jata hai….kabhi kabhi

Thakur jaise hi cake wale table ke paas usko lekar pahucha vaise hi vaha ki light off ho gayi aur agle hi pal vaha kisi ke dard me cheekhne ki goonj sunayi dene lagi…phir sab kuch shant ho gaya…

Karib dus minute baad jab light on huyi to samne ka nazara dekhte hi sabke hosh ud gaye….har kisi ke dil me dahshat aur khauf vyapt ho gayi.

Drishya tha hi itna bhayanak…..samne cake wali table ke paas me uss shakhs ki char tukdo me laash padi thi….sir dhad se alag aur baki sharir ke char tukde pade huye the….jamin uske khoon se lal ho gayi thi.

Thakur shamsher singh ke kapdo me bhi khoon hi khoon laga hua tha…..sab ankhe phade darr se khana pina chhod nachna sab bhool chuke the.

Shamsher—arey kya hua…..aap sabne khana pina kyo band kar diya…..? ye sab to chalta hi rahta hai….commissiner sahab iss khoon ki poori janch honi chahiye aur jald se jald katil ko pakadne ki koshish kariye…..come on lets enjoy every one..

Uske baad kuch admi aa kar uss laash ko bore me bhar kar utha le gaye….farsh ko minuto me aise saf kar diya jaise vaha kuch hua hi na raha ho.

Sab jante the ke ki ye khoon thakur ne kiya hai lekin kisi me bhi itni himmat nahi thi ki uske khilaf awaz uthaye….lihaja sab ek bar phir se darte darte enjoy me doobne lage.

Jyoti lagatar apne kaam me lagi huyi thi….uska yaha aane ka maqsad hi thakur ke khilaf sabut ekatthe karna tha….lekin jyoti ko ye pata nahi tha ki thakur ki nazar uski har gati vidhi par lagi thi…..uske admi barabar jyoti ke upar nigrani rakh rahe the.

Thakur ne commissioner ko bula kar usko dhire se kuch kaha jise sun kar commissioner kuch pareshan sa ho gaya..mathe par pasine ki boonde chhalakne lagi….usne jyoti ko apne paas bulaya.

Comm—Miss Jyoti, Thakur sahab ke farm house par aaj raat me unki kuch videshi mehmno ke sath urgent meetings hai… tum jara vaha ki security ja kar dekh lo…main nahi chahta ki jo yaha hua vahi vaha ho.

Jyoti—lekin sir…

Comm—lekin vekin kuch nahi…..it’s my order….understand….yaha ki tafteesh ke liye maine deshraj ko bula liya hai…tum jao.

Jyoti (udas ho kar)—ok, sir….main ja kar dekh leti hu.

Jyoti udas bujhe mann se thakur ke farm house ki oor nikal gayi aur ye dekh kar thakur ke chehre par ek vijayi mushkan phail gayi…..

Vahi dusri taraf bus vo bade bade chutad wali khubsurat mahila mere bagal me mushkurate huye baith gayi….mera lund ko choot ki khushbu aane lagi aur vo issi ummid me uchhalne laga.

Mahila (mushkura kar)—tum na kabhi nahi sudhroge….? Chalo ye achcha hua ki tum mujhe yahi mil gaye.

Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ye mujhe janti hai….gajab hai mere lund ke kisse yaha tak mashhoor ho gaye…..agar thodi si koshish karu to ho sakta hai ki shayad ye apni bur bhi chudwane ko raji ho jaye.

Raj—vaise aap bahut khubsurat hain.

Mahila—main janti hu…tumhe to har ladki sundar hi lagti hai

Maine uske kandhe par dhire se hath rakh diya….jab usne kuch nahi kaha to meri himmat badh gayi aur maine apne hath ko kandhe se niche sarka kar baju se uske doodh ko touch karne ki koshish karne laga….jaise hi bus kisi gaddhe ya bracker par uchhalti to uski chuchiyo ka kuch hissa kinare se mere hatho ki pakad me aa jata jise dabane se main kaha chukne wala tha.

Behad naram ehsaas tha uski chuchiyo ka…..lekin usne koi virodh nahi kiya….to ab ki baar jaise hi bus uchhli maine apna ek hath uski gaand ke niche seat par rakh diya….jaise hi vo baithi to maine uski gaand ke ek gole ko kas ke masal diya.

Vo chihuk kar thoda uth gayi aur meri taraf ghur ke dekhne lagi to main halke se mushkura diya….lekin bheed ki vajah se usne kuch kahe bina phir mere hath par baith gayi lekin tabhi bus kisi stop par ruk gayi.

Bus ke rukte hi vo uth kar khadi ho gayi aur mere armano par jaise pani hi phir gaya….lekin agle hi pal mera dil ek nayi ummid se khil utha.

Mahila—ab utho bhi….chalna nahi hai kya…chalo mere sath.

Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki ye bhi meri tarah bekarar hai....ye pakka mujhe apni bur dene ke mood me lag rahi hai…chal bhai aaj achche se iski pahle gaand marunga.

Andha kya chahe do ankhe…..bur milne ki ummid me main turant hi uske sath beech me hi utar gaya….mujhe to laga tha ki ye paas ke hi kisi khet me apni bur chudwayegi lekin vo mujhe hath pakad ke le jane lagi….aage piche aur bhi log chal rahe the to maine kuch kaha nahi.

Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki apne ghar le ja kar poori raat chudwane ka mood hai iska….aaj to mere maze ho gaye…jab se is madarchod mama ke yaha aaya hu tab se har koi bur dene me nakhre dikha rahi hain….klpd kar ke bhag jati hain.

Yahi sochte sochte kab ghar aa gaya pata hi nahi chala....lekin jab mera dhyan toota kisi ke hilane se to main chakkar kha gaya….kyon ki ghar me to bahut sare log jama the….ghar bhi bahut bada tha.

Raj (chounk kar)—yeee…..kiska..ghar hai….?

Mahila—jyada natak karne ki jarurat nahi hai..samjha……chal andar baith chup chap…..naak katwane ke baad ab puchta hai ki ghar kis ka hai.

Mujhe uski baat ka matlab samajh me nahi aaya….Andar jate hi sab mujhe charo taraf se gher kar khade ho gaye jaise ki main kahi bhagne wala hu.

“Leejiye main sath me raghu ko bhi le aayi….aap baki ki formality poori kar lijiye.” Uss mahila ne ek aurat se kaha.

Aurat—aap ne theek kiya bahan ji...jo damad ji ko yaha le aayi…..main abhi mahima bitiya ko lati hu.

Raj (shocked)—damad…..kaisa damad….kiska damad….koun sa damad……?

 

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SAAND
UPDATE-44


Mujhe uski baat ka matlab samajh me nahi aaya….Andar jate hi sab mujhe charo taraf se gher kar khade ho gaye jaise ki main kahi bhagne wala hu.

“Leejiye main sath me raghu ko bhi le aayi….aap baki ki formality poori kar lijiye.” Uss mahila ne ek aurat se kaha.

Aurat—aap ne theek kiya bahan ji...jo damad ji ko yaha le aayi…..main abhi mahima bitiya ko lati hu.

Raj (shocked)—damad…..kaisa damad….kiska damad….koun sa damad……?

Ab Aage…….

Ladka —lagta hai babu ji...ye abhi bhi mahima se shadi karne me natak kar raha hai.....iss bar natak kiya to hath pair tod dunga.

Raj—ye tamiz se baat kar..warna teri gardan teri pichhwade me thoons dunga..samajh gaya.

“Dekh liya bahan ji apne devar ko…..meri dono betiyo ko apne jhuthe pyar me fasaya… mahima ko to pet se kar diya, ab dono ki zindagi kharab karne ke baad ab kaise shadi karne se natak kar raha hai.” Ek bujurg admi ne mere sath aayi mahila se kaha.

Mahila—raghu..ye kya harkat hai…..jab tumhe shadi nahi karni thi to kyo inki ladkiyo ki zindagi ke sath khilwad kiya tumne….? upar se ek ko to pregnant bhi kar diya….ab to ye shadi ho kar rahegi…phone lagau kya tumhare bhaiya ko….?

Mera to dimag hi chakra gaya…..kano se dhua nikalne laga…ki madarchod ho kya raha hai aaj subah se mere sath…? .thodi der me vo uss ladki mahima ko bhi le aaye…aate hi vo mere bagal me baith gayi….vaise dekhne me mast thi vo.

Ladka—aaj shaam ki hi engagement ka program rakh dijiye babu ji….isse bhi haa bolne ko kahiye….main mobile me record karta hu.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod ye kya nayi musibat hai….? Ye log jabran apni gabhin beti mere gale baandhna chahte hain… ye sab iss randi ke karan hua hai….apni choot dene ka lalach dekar mujhe yaha le aayi….aaj subah se hi mera din kharab hai….uss jyoti ki gaand hi Sali ki manhoos hai…..jab se aaj uski nangi gaand dekhi hai tab se har koi meri gaand maarne ke piche hi pad gaya hai.

Raj—dekhiye aap logo ko koi galat fahmi ho rahi hai…..mera naam raghu nahi balki raj hai….aur main aap logo me se kisi ko janta tak nahi hu.

Ladka—babu ji ye aise nahi manega….lagta hai ki pichle mahine ki maar bhul gaya hai ye….main abhi iski akal thikane lagata hu.

Raj—sun be lawde ke baal….bahut der se teri bakwas sun raha hu….jab ek baar bol diya ki main raghu nahi hu…aur jis ladki ko aap jabran biwi banana chahte hain usko to main aaj pahli baar dekh raha hu.

Mahima—kyo jhuth bolte ho raghu….? Hamare pyar ko poora gaon janta hai.

Raj—arey koun sa pyar, kaisa pyar….? Maine to aaj tak tumhe dekha hi nahi to pyar kaha se ho gaya….kisi aur ka paap mere gale bandhna chahte ho.

Ladka—achcha..hum sab jhuth bol rahe hain....aur tu raghu nahi hai.....yahi kahna chahta hai na tu..... ?

Raj—yahi to samjha raha hu kab se...

Ladka (mahima ka mobile khol kar dikhate huye)—to phir ye koun hai....batana to jara.... ?

Mera to dimag hi jhanjhana gaya….kyon ki unn photos me main mahima ke sath chipka hua tha….kisi me uske hoth chum raha tha to kisi me vo mere gale lagi huyi thi.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—oyee…bahanchod…ye to main hu….lekin ye kab kiya maine…? Main to ye ladki to kya iss gaon ki taraf aaj se pahle kabhi nahi aaya….sala ye lafda kya hai….? Ek vo jyoti ka bhai avinash meri shakal ka hai aur ab ye raghu ki shakal bhi mujhse milti hai……kahi madarchod mera baap bhi to meri hi tarah harami to nahi tha…..? kya pata usne hi inhe chod chod kar inki choot me apna beez bhar diya ho…..? aur pata nahi kiski kiski choot mari hogi mere baap ne…? Agar aisa hua, tab to main barbad ho jaunga..... Yaha se jaldi nikalne me hi bhalayi hai.

Aurat—dekho raghu beta…hum tumhe apna damad banane ko taiyyar hain….jo ho gaya vo ho gaya…tum chaho to meri dono beti se shadi kar lo…, koi tumhe kuch nahi karega.

Raj—aise kaise shadi kar lu..... ? main ab bhi kahta hu ki main raghu nahi raj hu...raj

Mahila—lagta hai ki ab tere bhaiya ko hi bulana padega yaha….?

Raj (mann me)—ye koun raghu hai….? Main to ek hi raghu ko janta hu…..Kahi vo xfun wala raghuhalkal to nahi hai jisne inn dono ko pel paal ke khisak liya ho….aur kya pata inki maa ki bur me bhi lund pel gaya ho….ab ye sab mere piche pad gaye hain… Bhad me jaye..jaldi se yaha se bhagta hu.

Main jaise hi vaha se utha to sabne pakad kar baitha liya jabran…..koi hilne dulne bhi nahi de raha tha….tabhi mahima ki choti bahan chhaya bhi aa gayi….nasta lekar….maal to ekdam super thi bahanchod vo bhi….par abhi to mujhe kaise bhi khisakna tha yaha se…..main phir khada ho gaya

Mahima ka baap—kaha ja rahe ho beta…..?

Raj—dekhiye mujhe thoda bathroom jana hai.

Ladka—ha to yahi bahar kar le

Main bahar aa kar ek jagah khada ho ke pant ki chain kholne laga….lekin had hai bahanchod…sab ke sab mujhe hi ghurne me lage huye the.

Raj—tum sab idhar hi mujhe mootate huye dekhoge kya…?

Ladka—theek hai…jaldi kar

Jaise hi unhone muh ghumaya main turant sarpat doud laga diya vaha se……bhagne ki awaz sunte hi sab mere piche doud pade…..bhagte bhagte main road par pahuch kar koi vahan dekhne laga….

Tabhi meri nazar samne se bhagte aa rahe uss ladke ke sath kuch admiyo par padi…vo sabhi bike par the….road ke kinare paan ke tapre ke paas ek bike aa kar jaise hi ruki…maine usko dhakka dekar bike chalu ki aur nikal liya…vo pakdo chor.. chor karte rah gaya.

Maine mirror me dekha….Saale abhi bhi piche lage huye the…hatho me lathi aur talwar liye huye….maine bike ko full speed me kar diya…lekin kismat yaha bhi dhokha de gayi.

Raj—iss madarchod ka bhi petrol abhi hi khatam hona tha…sale gaandu log gadi me full petrol bhi dalwa kar nahi rakh sakte…

Maine paidal hi kuch door douda ki meri nazar cycle ki dukan me ek admi ko cycle me hawa bharte dekha…main uske paas pahuch kar uski gardan pakad ke piche jhatka aur cycle le kar bhagne laga lekin sale ne cycle pakad li.

Vo—ye kya kar raha hai….? Ye teri nahi hai….main apni cycle me hawa bhar raha hu..chhod meri cycle.

Raj—madarchod…yaha meri hawa nikalne wali hai aur tujhe cycle me hawa dalne ki padi hai…chal bhag bhosdi ke.

Maine usko dhakka dekar uski cycle le bhaga….city paas me hi thi…vo sabhi mere bilkul karib pahuch chuke the…main tez cycle chalate huye ek patli gali me ghus gaya…jaha ek turning par koi sidhi lagakar apne ghar ki deewar me paint kar raha tha.

Meri cycle uski sidhi se takra gayi aur uss par chadhe admi ke hath se paint ka dibba chhut kar mere upar gir gaya….mera poora chehra uss paint ke colour se sarobar ho gaya.

Main unbalance ho kar niche gir pada…tab tak vo madarchod bhi udhar hi aate dikhe to main paidal hi bhag liya aur doudte doudte ek jagah ghus gaya.

Andar vaha bahut bheed thi….bahut shor sharaba aur logo ke chillane ki awaze aa rahi thi…..vastav me yaha under ground fight chal rahi thi…..ring ke ghere me ek khoob hatta katta pahalwan ek admi ko jam kar peet raha tha.

Akhir vo maar khate khate bechara lahu luhan ho kar gir pada aur phir dus ginne tak nahi utha…..uss jungli hathi ko vijeta ghosit kar diya gaya.

Raffery—hai koi bahadur jo iss pahalwan se samna kare…..? agar kisi me himmat hai to ring me aa jaye….agar jeet gaya to teen guna paisa milega…..hai koi maa ka lal….?

Lekin maine to uski baate suni hi nahi ki vo kya kah raha hai….? Mera dhyan to unn sabhi par laga hua tha aur main gate ki taraf hi dekhe ja raha tha.

Par tabhi vo sab madarchod vaha aa gaye aur charo taraf mujhe dhoondhne lage….vo jaise jaise meri taraf aate ja rahe the main piche khisakta ja raha tha….lekin jab maine unko dono taraf se apni oor aate dekha to main aanan faanan me bina kuch soche samjhe ring ke andar ghus gaya.

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Idhar mere ab tak vapis na loutne se dono mami, rashmi didi aur dimple kafi pareshan the…..aur apne mann me apni ganit laga rahe the.

Rashmi (sochte huye)—rajj abhi tak nahi aaya….phone kyo band hai uska….? kahi sach me to nahi lout gaya vo gaon….? Kahi vo mujhse naraz to nahi hai raat wali baat ko le kar….? Main uski bahan hu vo ye baat samajhta kyo nahi hai….? Vo pagal mujhe apni badi bahan ko hi chodna chahta hai….lekin ek hi to bhai hai hamara…..agar main usko apni bur de bhi du aur kahi kuch pet se ho gayi to kya hoga….? Aane do raj ko…theek hai bol dungi usko ki le le meri bur….chod le apni iss didi ko jitna chodna hai…lekin uske baad kuch gadbad huyi to usko hi sab sambhalna hoga.

Dimple (mann me)—ufff…ye raj bhi na…ab tak nahi aaya….mujhe college jana tha uske sath aaj….shayad meri problem ko hal vahi kar sakta hai….idiot ne mobile bhi switched off kar rakha hai….pakka mil gayi hogi koi usko pelne ke liye..saand kahi ka….kahi subah ki baat se naraz to nahi hoga na vo mujhse….? Ye to main janti hu ki vo mujhe chodne ke chakkar me pichle ek saal se laga hai….baap re, last time bua ke ghar jab gayi thi tab to usne lagbhag mujhe chod hi diya tha, vo to achcha hua ki sheetal didi ne dekh liya aur saand ki pitayi kar di..warna saand ne to koi kasar nahi rakhi thi uss din meri phadne me…..lekin ab yaha, shayad hi meri bur uske lund se bach payegi…vo meri bur ko chode bina nahi manega…vaise mann to mera bhi bahut karta hai uss idiot ko apni bur dene ka…par uske saand jaise bhayankar lund se darr lagta hai.

Sapna (ankhe band kar ke sochte huye)—ye maine theek nahi kiya…kam se kam nasta to dena tha raj ko….par karti bhi kya main…uss samay usse nazar milane ki himmat bhi to nahi thi mujhme….jane kaha ghum raha hoga bina kuch khaye piye….? Baap re kitna mota tha raj ka….kya sach me raj se mujhe ek ladka mil jayega…? Kya raj sahi kah raha tha ki usne jisko bhi kiya hai sab ko ladka hi paida hua hai….? Agar kisi ko pata chal gaya to kya hoga….? Aaj mera mann mere vash me nahi hai….shayad meri bur bhi raj ke lund se chudna chahti hai..abhi tak pani chu raha hai bur se….ohhh rajjj..kaha ho…aa kar chod lo apni iss mami ko… poori nangi kar ke apne mote lund se phad do meri bur ko.

Bindu—mujhe raj ko nasta dena chahiye tha….jo hua usme meri bhi to galti thi…..main bhi to bahak gayi thi raj ke sath… kya karu agar inka dhang se khada hota to meri ye halat nahi hoti….meri to kismat hi kharab hai…..do saal ho gaye jab akhiri bar chudi thi…..isliye shayad main raj ke chhute hi bahak gayi……agar raj ne phir se mere sath kuch kiya to…? Iss baar main raj ko nahi rokungi, jo hoga dekha jayega.

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Dusri taraf Jyoti thakur ke ghar se nikalne ke baad mann hi mann commissioner ko galiya deti huyi shamsher ke farm house pahuch jati hai….vaha pahle se hi bahut se police wale hathiyar ke sath moujud the….halanki inme se kisi ko bhi jyoti nahi pahchanti thi.

Vaha pahuch kar usne sab suraksha intazamat ka jayza liya….har jagah sab theek milne par usne mann me santosh jahir kiya….lagbhag do ghante baad shamsher apne kuch deshi videshi mehmano ke sath vaha aa gaya.

Sabhi andar ek room me chale gaye….jyoti bahar round me nikal gayi……aur ek jagah baith kar apni zindagi ke maqsad ke baare me sochne lagi aur ussi me kho gayi.

Tabhi achanak uske kaano me kisi ladki ke jor se cheekhne ki awaz sunayi dete hi vo turant hosh me aa kar uss awaz ki disha me tezi se andar ki oor bhagi.

 

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UPDATE—45


Akhir vo maar khate khate bechara lahu luhan ho kar gir pada aur phir dus ginne tak nahi utha…..uss jungli hathi ko vijeta ghosit kar diya gaya.

Raffery—hai koi bahadur jo iss pahalwan se samna kare…..? agar kisi me himmat hai to ring me aa jaye….agar jeet gaya to teen guna paisa milega…..hai koi maa ka lal….?

Lekin maine to uski baate suni hi nahi ki vo kya kah raha hai….? Mera dhyan to unn sabhi par laga hua tha aur main gate ki taraf hi dekhe ja raha tha.

Par tabhi vo sab madarchod vaha aa gaye aur charo taraf mujhe dhoondhne lage….vo jaise jaise meri taraf aate ja rahe the main piche khisakta ja raha tha….lekin jab maine unko dono taraf se apni oor aate dekha to main aanan faanan me bina kuch soche samjhe ring ke andar ghus gaya.

Mujhe ring ke andar dekh kar sab jor jor se taliya bajane lage aur hasne lage….ab mujhe kya pata tha ki ye log kyo itna ho halla kar rahe hain….mera sara dhyan to unn haramiyo ki taraf hi laga hua tha jo ek gabhin ladki ko jabran mere gale ki ghanti banane me tule huye the.

Tabhi uss raiffery ne seeti bajayi to vo pahalwan mere paas aaya aur apna hath aage kiya….mujhe laga ki ye mujhse dosti karna chahta hai to maine bhi hath aage badha diya.

Lekin uss madarchod ne hath aage badhate hi mera hath pakad kar mujhe dusri taraf phenk diya jor se…..main kuch samajh pata ki vo phir se mere paas aa gaya aur mujhe upar utha kar jor se niche patak diya.

Raj (kamar pakad ke)—madarchod……ye kya tarika hai dosti karne ka….?…

Lekin usne phir se mujhe utha kar patak diya…..ab to had hi ho gayi…main usko samjhane ki koshish karta raha aur vo meri dhunayi karne me laga hua tha.

Raj (mann me)—ye jungli hathi mujhe kyo maar raha hai….? Lagta hai ki ye madarchod bhi unka hi admi hai….chal bhag raj beta yaha se bhi ab jaldi se..

Main jaldi se khisakte huye kinare tak pahucha aur ring se bahar nikalne laga ki tabhi uss bahanchod ne mere pair pakad ke andar khichne laga.

Raj—abe…chhod madarchod….jungli bhainse…..mujhe kyo maar raha hai….? Maine koun se teri maa ko choda hai …

Lekin uss madarchod ne meri ek na suni aur jor se haste huye mujhe ring ke andar khich liya aur phir se upar utha kar jor se niche patak diya...aisa laga ki meri kamar toot gayi hai.

Raj (chillate huye)—haaye......lagta hai kamar ki maa chud gayi.......abe...jungli bhainsa ruk ja...madarchod.......teri maa ko chodu.....mujhe gussa aa gaya to teri gaand phad dunga bhosdi ke.

Magar vo madarchod nahi mana aur iss baar jor se ek punch meri naak me maar diya....naak se khoon bahne laga....mera poora dimag jhan jhana gaya.

Ab ki baar jaise hi vo meri taraf doudte huye tezi se aaya to maine thoda kinare ho kar ek mukka jor se ghum kar uske kaan ke niche jad diya.

Uske kaan se khoon ki nadi bahne lagi...kuch der vo mujhe ghurte khada raha aur phir gaand ke bal dhadam se niche gir gaya.....aur dard se chillane laga.

Raffery ne seeti baja kar usko phir se khada karne ki koshish karne laga lekin vo nahi uth raha tha bas dard se chillaye ja raha tha.

Raj—ghanta uthega vo......ye asli saand ka asli punch hai.....Laand Ghus Jaye To Gaand Phaad deta Hai Aur Hath Pad Jaye To Zindagi Mita Deta Hai.

Jab vo jungli bhainsa nahi utha to raiffery mere paas aa kar mera hath pakad liya aur seeti baja kar mera ek hath upar utha diya...mujhe laga ki ye madarchod bhi unse mila hua hai aur unhe ishara kar raha hai ki lo ye mil gaya hai.

Raj (mann me )—lagta hai ki ye madarchod bhi mila hua hai........ tadaakkkkkkk

Ye soch mann me aate hi maine uske kaan ke niche bhi ek baja diya....... vo bhi niche gir kar phad phadane laga....kuch log bhag kar aaye aur usko utha le gaye.

Tabhi mujhe vahi ladka dikh gaya jo meri hi taraf aa raha tha....shayad meri awaz se usne mujhe pahchan liya tha....uske paas aate hi maine ring me gada hua ek pipe ukhad liya aur phir jor se uske sir me maar diya.... uske sir se khoon ki ganga jamuna bah nikli.

Raj—madarchod kab se samjha raha hu ki main raghu nahi hu.....aao sab ke sab madarchod....abhi tum sab ki maa chodta hu..subah se ho gaya pareshan karte.....lawdo

Maine jaise hi uske sath aaye baki sathiyo ki oor douda to vo sab apne sathi ki halat dekh kar bhag khade huye....vaha jama bheed bhi gand phati me turant nau do gyarah ho gaye.

Maine pipe ko vahi phenka aur jane laga ki tabhi vaha ka manage doudte huye mere paas aaya aur mujhe 20 lakh rupaye diye...ye dekh kar main chounk gaya.

Raj (shocked)—ye kis baat ke hain.... ?

Manager—tumhari fight jeetne ke…..tumne aaj jisko haraya hai vo bahut bada fighter hai…..aaj se tum hamare liye fight karo tumhe har fight ka 20 lakh milega.

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….?

Manager—yes

Raj—thank you very much sir

Main ab bahut khush tha……aaj huyi sari ghatnao ko ab bhool chuka tha…..jis raghu aur jyoti ki gaand ko main ab tak gali de raha tha ab unka shukriya ada kar raha tha….maine paise liye aur vaha se mama ke gaon ke liye nikal gaya.

Vahi dusri taraf jyoti thakur ke farm house pahuch kar usne sab suraksha intazamat ka jayza liya….har jagah sab theek milne par usne mann me santosh jahir kiya….lagbhag do ghante baad shamsher apne kuch deshi videshi mehmano ke sath vaha aa gaya.

Sabhi andar ek room me chale gaye….jyoti bahar round me nikal gayi……aur ek jagah baith kar apni ke maqsad ke baare me sochne lagi aur ussi me kho gayi.

Tabhi achanak uske kaano me kisi ladki ke jor se cheekhne ki awaz sunayi dete hi vo turant hosh me aa kar uss awaz ki disha me tezi se andar ki oor bhagi.

Hawaldar—madam thakur sahab ne mana kiya hai kisi ko bhi andar jane ke liye.

Jyoti (sakhti se)—tum ab mujhe meri duty sikhaoge…..?

Hawaldar 2nd—soch lijiye madam….thakur sahab sab ko mana kiya hai, apko bhi…..apki naukari bhi ja sakti hai.

Jyoti bina kisi ki baat sune andar ghus jati hai…..jaise hi vo kamre me laat maar kar kholti hai to samne ka scene dekh kar chounk jati hai.

Jyoti (chillate huye)—chhod do ladkiyo ko…warna goli maar dungi

Samne teen ladkiyo ke upar dus barah log jabardasti karne me lage huye the……vo sabhi jor jor se chilla rahi thi….darwaja khulte hi unn sabhi ka dhyan jaise hi hata to vo ladkiya jyoti ko dekhte hi madad ki bheekh mangne lagi.

Ek ladki—(rote huye) madam hame bacha lijiye…..hame chote thakur ne jabran khet se utha laye hain….ye log hamari izzat lutna chahte hain…hame bacha lo madam.

Jaise hi vo ladkiya jyoti ki taraf bhagne ko huyi vaise hi sabne unko phir se daboch liya….jyoti ki baat ka unke upar koi asar nahi hua…..un sabhi ke jism se kapde lagbhag na ke barabar hi bache the.

Jyoti (jor se)—suna nahi ….maine kaha…ladkiyo ko chhod do….warna main iss bar goli chala dungi.

Ek admi—theek hai…chhod denge……lekin shart ye hai ki unki jagah tujhe aaj poori raat hum sabki pyas bujhani hogi… chal jaldi se aa ja nangi ho kar hamare paas…..hahahahaha…..bol hai manzoor…..?…hahahahahaha.

Jyoti (jor se)—harami sale…….taadaakkkkkk

Jyoti ne ghum kar ek laat uske muh me jor se maar di…jisse vo piche gir gaya…..tabhi bahar se baki police wale doudte huye aur unhone jyoti ko pakad liya.

Jyoti—bewqoofo inko pakdo…chhodo mujhe…

Vo admi (jor se)—Sali randi…..mere upar hath uthati hai…..ab dekh hum sab mil ke kaise teri choot aur gaand phadenge poori raat aur phir kal subah poora india dekhega internet par teri chudai ki video.

Vo tezi se jyoti ki oor badha aur baki log phir se unn teeno ladkiyo ko masalne me lag gaye….jyoti ne apne piche wale ke main point paer ek laat maar kar aur dusre ke muh me ek ghoonsa maar ke khud ko unse chhuda liya.

Unki pakad se chhut kar fauran usne apna revolver uthaya aur unn ladkiyo se jabardasti kar rahe chhah logo ke pair me goli maar di…sabhi dard se bilbilane lage….…lekin tab tak phir se baki logo ne usko pakad liya…..jyoti apne aap ko chhudane ki bahut koshish kar rahi thi lekin chhuda nahi pa rahi thi….

“Ruk jao..” andar ek room se thakur shamsher singh ek ladki ke sath bahar nikla goli ki awaz sun kar.

Jyoti—sir…ye log..inn ladkiyo ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish ki hai….

Shamsher—ohhh…acp jyoti rathod…….vaise tumhari jankari ke liye bata du ki ye police bhi meri hai aur sab admi bhi mere hain….tumhe mere ghar duty lagane ke liye commissioner ko maine hi kaha tha…..kal achanak tumhari file dekhte huye jab tumhari khubsurti ko dekha to mann ghayal ho gaya…..phir pata chala ki tum acp avinash rathod ki bahan ho to tumse milne ko dil tadap utha…..tumne vaise party me recording to badhiya ki lekin koi fayda nahi hai janemann…. Tera bhai bhi mere khilaf sabut ekattha karne ke chakkar khud mara gaya aur sath me apni bahan bhi chudwa gaya….teri badi bahan ko pelne me maza bahut aaya tha…ab tujhme kitna maza hai ye check karna padega…..kitna ajib sanyog hai na ki teri badi bahan bhi pahli bar mujhse chudi thi aur aaj tu bhi mujhse chudegi….hahahahaha

Jyoti (chillate huye)—kamine…..main tera khoon pi jaungi……sale kutte ki aulad…harami….thukti hu tujh par

Shamsher—chilla jitna chillana hai…..abhi jab teri choot aur gaand pelunga tab aur chillana….le jao isko aur baandh do achche se…..main abhi thodi der me bahar se aata hu….inn logo ko hospital bhijwa do aur tum log pelo jam ke inn teeno ko….aur chahiye to vikrant ko phone kar dena…utha layega gaon se kisi ko….aur haa yaar isne tujhe thappad mara na to ja pahle tu hi nangi kar ke dekh le isko, bas abhi chodna bas nahi.

Thakur ke jate hi jyoti ko le ja kar ek room me rakhi chair se baandh diya gaya…..tabhi vo admi bhi andar aa gaya jisko jyoti ne thappad mara tha.

Admi—bahut jawani uchhal rahi hai na teri….ab dekh kaise tujhe nangi kar ke teri video banata hu main.

Jyoti (chilla kar)—harami….khabardar jo mujhe hath bhi lagaya to

Admi—hahahahaha…..chilla aur chilla….dekhta hu koun bachata hai tujhe aaj……..

Jyoti usko mana karti rahi lekin usne uski ek na suni aur jor se uski shirt ko khich kar phad diya aur door phenk diya...ab uske upari jism par kewal ek baniyan aur uske andar bra bhar rah gayi thi.

Apni bebasi par uski ankho se pani bahne laga…..uss admi ne jaise hi uski samiz utarne ke liye hath aage kiya ki tabhi koi uss kamre ki kaanch ki khidki ko tod kar andar ghusa.

Admi (jor se)—koun haiiii vaha……?

Magar vaha jo awaz goonji usko sun kar jyoti chounk gayi.....