Humor Sharabi

[Rival]

Risk se Isqk karo

ishq se door rehta hai apun.

 

[Rival]

Teather : sharab aur ashiqui mein kya sambandh hain?

Chintu : jab sharab jyada ho jaaye to ladka ultee kar deta hai aur jab ashipui jyada ho jaaye to ladki ultee karti hain.

Teacher : shabash!!! Baith jao.

 

[Rahul]

Teather : sharab aur ashiqui mein kya sambandh hain?

Chintu : jab sharab jyada ho jaaye to ladka ultee kar deta hai aur jab ashipui jyada ho jaaye to ladki ultee karti hain.

Teacher : shabash!!! Baith jao.

very nice

 

[Rahul]

ishq se door rehta hai apun.

Jo dar gawa samjho mar gawa

 

[Rival]

Jo dar gawa samjho mar gawa

darr ishq iss se nahi lagta darr to ladkiyon se lagta hai sachha pyar milna asaan nahi agar mil bhi gaya to nibhana asaan nahi hota har morr mein muskil milegi ya to aap haar jaoge yaa fir pass ho jaoge jo behad kathin hota hai
aur jo jeet jaate hai wahi khushnasib hote hai .

Aur aisi kismat sabki nahi hoti.

 

[Rival]

very nice

sab google baba ka kamaal hai.

 

[Rahul]

darr ishq iss se nahi lagta darr to ladkiyon se lagta hai sachha pyar milna asaan nahi agar mil bhi gaya to nibhana asaan nahi hota har morr mein muskil milegi ya to aap haar jaoge yaa fir pass ho jaoge jo behad kathin hota hai
aur jo jeet jaate hai wahi khushnasib hote hai .

Aur aisi kismat sabki nahi hoti.

Pyaar wyaar kuch noi hota sab bakwas hota hai

 

[Rahul]

sab google baba ka kamaal hai.

Nice

 

[Rival]

mai to chalaa ye duniya chhod ke.

 

[Rival]

Nice

yes