UPDATE - 2
(Neha )
Age 24 yrs, ht 5ft 5 inch, fig 34-25-35, MNC company me engineer hai, look wise fair colour, sharp features, mujhe baad me pata chala ki iska looks aur nature bilkul rashmika mandanna se milte hain, wt 54 kg hai.
Bus se utarne ke 2 min baad ek SUV car hamre saamne ruki..... ek ladka gadi se nikala aur Neha ko haste gale laga liye..... dono ek doosre ke gaal pe kiss kiye.....
Neha - Raju inh se milo Siddharth my boyfriend.
( Ladki jab apne bf se milati hai toh samajho ki yahan daal nahi galne waali, chahe tum kitne bhi good looking ho, waise bhi main ek student hun)
Maine aage badhkar haath milaya - Aap se milkar khushi huyi.
Siddharth - age 28 yrs, ht 5'9" ft , smart banda hai, Neha ne baad me batya ki woh team manager hai aur dono ek hi flat me live-in relationship me rehte hain.
Siddharth - Nice to meet you.
Neha - Sid, Raju noida pehli baar aaya hai gaon se iske bhaiya bhabhi xxxxx society me rehte hain, isko drop karna hai....
Sid - Sure, kya karte ho young man.
Main - Siddharth bhaiya main BSC 1st year me admission liya hun.
Sid - Accha accha tum saaman car ki dicky me rakho pehle tumko hi drop karte hain.
Neha - Help kardo Raju ki yaad.
Main - Saaman me rakh deta hun Neha didi, bhaiya aap gaadi ki dicky kholo.
Sid ke face pe pehli baar muskan aa gayi jabse mujhe dekha tha..... maine bhi bhanp liya tha usko jaada khushi nahi huyi mujhe se milkar. Jealous toh banti hai, waise uske saamne mere aukat kya hai par Neha ka mera help karna usko doubt toh huya hoga.
Sid - Aare tu ne Neha ko didi bola hai toh tum mera saala laga future me..... saale ki help toh karni padegi kyun Neha..... ha ha ha ha.....
Neha uske haath pe maar ke - Yaar saala wala mat bolo, Raju iski baat ka mind mat karna.... ok, yeh joke jaada marta hai.
Main bhi sab samajh gaya par hasne lage aur samaan laga ke dicky me hum car me beth gaye..... main picche ki seat pe betha.
(Saala kyon hai yeh tujhe baad me pata chalega main mann me yeh soch raha tha, bhenchodd tu boyfriend hai Neha ka jab chahe woh bf badal sakti hai, tere jaise ko kyun jhel rahi hai pata nahi.....mujhe ab Sid bahut bura laga raha tha aur baar baar car driver karte uske gaal ko sehla raha tha)
Phir gaddi me chalte huye introduction huya toh dono ki gaand phat gayi - Tum Hariom Sir ke chote bhai ho......
Main - Haan aap jaante hai unko....
Neha boli - Mr Hariom hamre superboss hain company me, hum dono unke junior hain.
Duniya kitni choti hoti hai yeh abhi pata chala...... ab kya tha main piche ki seat pe jaada phail ke beth gaya ab toh saale dono lovers mujhe flat pe chhod ke aayenge bhaiya ki wajah se..... ha ha ha ha.....
Xxxx society, ek luxurious posh society thi jahan 2 hi tower the 44 floor ke aur flats bhi bahut costly the around ( 3.5 crores ka) mujhe baad me pata chala.....
Society ke gate pe visitors card bana ke dono mujhe 1st tower ke flat joh 34th floor pe tha lift se le gaye..... lift se jaane ka yeh mera pehla experience tha..... Dono mujhe ab respect de rahe the aur dono ne mere luggage me uthne me madad ki..... bhaiya ka phone aaya mere mobile pe - Kahan hai tu Raju beta?
(Bhaiya mujhe beta ya chotu bulate the)
Main khush hokar bola - Bhaiya namaste, bas lift me hun.
Bhaiya khush hokar - Bahut aacha tujhe pareshani nahi huyi flat dhoondne me.....
Main - Bas do logon ne meri bahut madad ki aur aap unko dekhkar surprise ho jaaoge.
Bhaiya - Aacha ji aur lift 34th floor pe ruki.... lift ka Darwaja khula saamne hi bhaiya dikh gaye.
Aur main bhaiya bhaiya kehkar uske gale lag kar rone laga..... pata nahi kaise aasun nikal aaye, shayad Rukhsar ke liye ruke the mere aansu....
Sid aur Neha mera saaman lifts se nikalne lage aur main bhaiya ke saath unke gale laga huya tha.....
Bhaiya - Sid , Neha what a surprise tum yahan.
Sid aur Neha - Goodmorning sir..... Hum Raju ko drop karne aayen hain.....
Bhaiya meri pith thapthapa ke bole - Yeh Kahan mil gaya tum dono ko..... aise rone ka nahi..... tu toh mera bhadur baccha hai.
Neha - Bus me mile the par abhi pata chala aapka chota bhai hai isliye hum bhi yahan aa gaye.
Raju - Aare samaan toh reh gaya.....
Bhaiya - Tum yeh sab chhodo luggage servent le aayega..... phir hum flat me aaye toh uski banawat aur furnishing dekhkar main khush ho raha tha tabhi kisi ki awaaj aayi - Rajuuuuu mera baccha.....
Maine dekha bhabhi hain woh gym ki costume me thi..... main daud ke unko apne dono haathon me utha liya..... "Bhabhi meri pyaari bhabhi aapki bahut yaad aayi".....
Woh bhi mujhe gale laga ke khush hokar boli - Itna lamba ho gaya hai par tera bachpan nahi gaya..... chhod mujhe nahi toh gir jaungi..... beta utar de..... Maine unko utar diya aur woh mera dono gaal pe kiss karke mujhe hug kar li..... dono ki aankhon me nami thi gale milte huye ,phir maine unke pair chuhe phir bhaiya ke bhi. dono ne mujhe ashirwad diya.
5 bhk duplex luxury flat....
(Thoda bhaiya aur bhabhi ke baare me bata dun.....)
Bhaiya - Hariom, 33 yrs, ht 5ft 11 inch, smart lagte hain, haan sar ke kuch baal chale gaye hain, engineer hain, senior manger ki post pe ek badi MNC company me.
Bhabhi - Jyoti, 29 yrs, HD department me MNC company me job karti hai. Ht 5'6" inch, fig 36-28-36, modern family se hai.
Shaadi ke 6 saal ho gaye abhi bhi koyi baccha nahi hai. Dono mujhe apna beta hi maante hain, jab inki shaadi huyi thi main 6 class me tha. Bhabhi bahut sundar aur modern family se hain, sabse jaada mujhe pyaar karti hain, jab bhi chuttiyan aati thi main inke paas hi sota tha, mera poora dhyan rakhti thi. Noida jaane pe hum dono bahut rote the.
Phir 2 saal choti bhabhi Roshni shaadi karke aayi aur unhone bhi mujhe wahi pyaar diya, Jyoti bhabhi hamesha kehti thi ki roshini mere bacche ka dyaan rakhna. Ab main 18 saal ka ho gaya hun, Roshini bhabhi ab pregnant hai aur unki kokh me mera beej pal raha tha.
Ab aage......
Bhaiya - Raju pehli baar aaya hai usko paani ya doodh toh pucho..... bichara thak gaya hoga.....
Bhabhi - Chal Raju pehle fresh ho jaa aur main tera liye doodh garam karti hun.....
Main - Haan toilet kahan hai....
Bhabhi mujhe ek kamre me toilet dikha di aur Sid, Neha ko dekhkar - Accha kiya joh Raju ko apne saath le aaye..... Chalo tum dono bhi breakfast karke jaana.....
Bhabhi maid ko bolkar dudh garam karne lagi Sid aur Neha meri tareef karne lage, Raju kitna bholabhal hai, sabko pyaar se milta hai.
Bhaiya - Abhi tak woh gaon me raha hai, isliye bhola bhala hai..... sabki aankhon ka taara hai, sab unko bahut pyaar karte hai, hai bhi toh sabse chota..... Neha tumhari shift night me hogi, uska thoda dyaan rakhna woh tum ko jaanta hai..... ek do din hamre flat pe akar usko company de dene..... mujhe toh parso Singapore jaana hai. Jyoti bhi usko raat me dekh legi. Bas class shuru ho jaayen toh khud hi busy ho jaayega.
Neha - Haan bilkul sir, saam ko ek baar usko milne jarur aaungi.
Bhaiya - Kyun Sid tumko koyi problem nahi hai.
Sid - Aare sir kaisi baat kar di, waise bhi woh Neha ko didi bulata hai..... jaada Ht ki wajah se Raju 18 saal ka nahi 23-24 saal ka lagta hai.
Jyoti bhabhi saara luggage dekhkar - Itna saara samaan bhej diya, Raju kaise manage kiye hoga.... yeh bhi nahi socha chota baccha kaise itna samaan uthega.
Bhaiya - Uski ht aur built dekho, poora pehlwan ho gaya hai, jab hamari marriage huyi thi chota sa baccha tha tab..... sirf Jyoti ki sab baat manta tha ab jab se Roshni aayi hai thoda sambhal gaya hai..... Apni dono bhabhi ka bahut ladla hai. Bhaiya Sid aur Neha ko bata rahe the.....
Jyoti - Kyun na ho ladla bas hamari har ek baat manta hai, humse bahut lagav hai uska..... Sach kehu toh Raju ki wajah se hum dono bahu hamesha gaon me freedom se rehte hain.
Sid aur Neha, excuse maar ke phir aane ka waada karke chale gaye..... Neha bhi safar karke aayi thi isliye uski thakan ka bhana banaya.....
Flat ka area 3200 ft sq aur yeh ek duplex luxury 5 bedroom ka flat tha. Niche 3 room, modern kitchen, dinner area, drawing area, store room aur 3 side balcony thi. Upper ki floor pe 2 room the ek bhaiya bhabhi ka bedroom aur dono ka common room.
Niche 1 guests room aur do room khali the. Mujhe ek khali room diya gaya jiski 2 side balcony thi. Har room me attached bathroom toilet the. Mere waale room me Indian seat toilet, bathroom tha. Bhabhi ne mujhe fresh hone ko mere hi room me bheja tha..... main fresh hokar aaya aur apne bag se toothpaste lekar brush kiya.
Bhabhi - Kapde badal lo Raju.
Maine ek bag khola, apna pajama aur ek tshirt lekar bathroom me phen liya aur bhaiya ke paas drawing hall me aaya aur sofe pe beth ke bola - Bhaiya aapka flat toh chota lag raha hai sirf teen room hai par bahut sunder aur modern hai. Mujhe bahut pasand aaya.
Bhaiya - Accha tu ne saara flat dekha kahan hai ? woh has rahe the.....
Main - Dekh lunga maine toh yahin rehne hai na aap log hi office jaaoge..... he he he he.....
Bhabhi ek doodh ka glass aur bread toast le aayi - Pehle kuch kha le phir baat karna.
Bhaiya maje lene lage - Raju ko hamra flat pasand nahi aaya bolta hai bahut chota hai.
Main - Nahi bhabhi maine aisa nahi kaha. Sundar aur accha bola.
Bhabhi mujhe glass dekar - Gaon me bade Ghar hote hain aur bade shaher me flats hote hai, chote isliye hote hain sabke liye garden, swimming pool, gym, clubhouse, walking track, badminton court, tennis court, common hote hain. Jisko sab usse kar saken.
Main doodh peene laga bhabhi ne kuch chocolate powder milaya tha.....
Main - Doodh bahut accha hai, isme kya milaya hai.
Bhabhi - Bas bournvita milaya hai. Toast bhi kha.... phir tujhe apna flat dikhati hun. Main change karke aati hun. Bhabhi chali gayi aur bhaiya aur main gappein maarne lage gaon ki baat karte huye.
Thodi dair me bhabhi bhi suit salwar pehne ke aa gayi, as usual woh bahut sundar aur gori thi..... pehli baar mujhe unko dekh ke jaada utejna ho rahi thi, maine apna dyaan aur taraf lagaya, woh meri maa saman hai, mujhe beta bolti hain.
Jyoti bhabhi in saree....
Bhaiya - Mujhe Gupta ji se milna hai, Raju tum apni bhabhi se gappein lado ya chaho toh rest kar lo..... main aata hun aadhe ghante me.
Main - Bhaiya meri bike kab milegi.
Bhaiya haske - College jaane se pehle mil jaayegi pehle licence toh banwa dun.
Main - Licence maine banwa liya hai, learning waala aur apne room me jaake bag me dhoondne laga.
Bhabhi - Raju ko ek second hand car hi de do, bike se chot lagwa lega.
Bhaiya - Aare tum fikar mat karo bike yeh acchi chala leta hai bas license hai toh helmet phen ke chalna hoga.
Main room se apna driving licence lakar dikha di..... Bhaiya ok, dilwa dunga ab khush. Main bhaiya ke gale lag gaya phir kuch yaad karke dono ke paon chuha....
Dono hasne lage, jaise main maska laga raha hun unko aur bhaiya bole - Jyoti me aata hun.
Bhaiya ke jaane ke baad ek maid aayi joh lagbhag 35 saal ki thi..... swale colour, badi badi choochiyan, thodi healthy lag rahi thi. Ht 5ft 2 inch, fig 38-30-38. Usne ek purani saari pheni thi.
Bhabhi - Yeh Sarla hai, tumhara poora dyaan yeh hi rakhegi..... yeh subha se raat tak yehi flat me rehti hai, saare kaam karti hai.
Main - Toh raat me kya karti hai ?
Sarla - Raju bhaiya mere bhi 2 bacche hain, unko bhi dekhna hota hain na. Madam aapka devar bahut bhola hai, aaj rajma chawal banun.
Bhabhi mere saath bethi thi aur pyaar se mere gaal pe kiss ki - Sarla mere picche Raju ka acche se khayal rakhna..... yeh shaher me kisi ko jaanta nahi hai aur log kaise hain tujhe toh sab pata hai.
Main Rukhsar ke baare me sochne laga uska call nahi aaya phir pucha - Neha didi aur Sid bhaiya nahi dikh rahe?
Sarla tapak se boli - Gaye honge chonch ladane, isse toh shaadi kar lete..... nahi live-in ki bimari hamre aaspas ki society me jaada hi phail gayi hai madam....
Bhabhi - Chup ho jaa, Raju bhi yahin hain.... Woh dono chale gaye baad me aayege.... Neha teri hi bus me thi, aachi ladki hai joh tujhe mili aur yahan le aayi.
Main - Haan..... dono acche hain toh shaadi me kya dikkat hai..... Dono engineer hain, acchi nokri bhi karte hain, main unko samajhunga.
Sarla - Sahi bol rahen hain Raju bhaiya par woh nahi sunege, dono ko licence mil gaya gulchare ( chodne ka ) udne ka bina shaadi ke, pakka Neha pachtayegi jab uska Sid koyi doosri pasand kar lenga.
Bhabhi - Sarla tu apna kaam kar main Raju ko flat dikhati hun, yeh sarla bhi kuch bhi bolti hai aur Raju tum dono ke bich me kya hota hai usme apni taang mat adana, samajh gaye.... main bhi haan bol diya.
Phir main bhabhi ke saath saara flat uper niche sab dekha aur first floor pe chota sa swimming pool bhi tha..... Joh badi balcony me tha.... Bhabhi ne batya ki yeh bas chota hai bade 2 swimming pool ground floor hai, jahan sab jaakar swimming ka maja lete hain.
Main - Ish swimming pool me ek tubewell lagwa dene tab jaada maja aayega..... vaise bhi hauz ki tarah lagta hai.....Ha ha ha ha.....
Bhabhi - Poori building dob jaayegi agar tubewell lagwa di toh..... yeh bas bacho ke liye hai....
Main bhi bhabhi ki pida samajh gaya aur bola - Ab toh bhabhi aap bhi ek baccha hum ko de do..... Jiske saath hum khel saken.....
Bhabhi serious hokar - Haan hum try kar rahen hain, jaldi hi khush khabri mil jayegi..... ab tum araam karo main tumko khane ke time utha dungi.
Main - Bhabhi aapka bedroom sabse aacha hai main yahan aapke bed pe so jaata hun.
Bhabhi - Haan so jaao..... Itne room hai jisme mann kare so jaayo..... main bhi sarla ko dekhti hun.....
Main phir unke alishan bade double bed pe let kar sab ko call karke bata diya par bhaiya ne mujhse pehle hi phone kar diya sab ke pass. Main thak tha isliye gheri neend me so gaya.....
Dophar 2 baje......
Mujhe maid, Sarla, ne uthaya..... "Raju bhaiya kitne so gaye dophar ke 2 baje gaye hain".....
Main hun haan karte huye bed pe seedha let gaya aur pajame me mera lund bada sa tumbu banye khada huya tha..... Woh bichari toh sakpaka gayi..... apne muh pe haath rakhke kabhi mujhe dekhti phir mere tumbu ko..... uski samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki kaise mere ko jagye.....
Phir himmat karke mera haath hilai do teen baar jagai tab maine aankhe kholi..... Main bhi usko pehchaane ki koshish kar raha tha - Aap ho..... bhabhi kahan hain.
Uski nigha toh mere tambu pe thi phir woh boli - Madam aur Shabh market gayen hain..... aap Khana kha lo.
Main dono kohni ke baal bed pe thoda seedha huya tab bhi woh mera tumbu hi dekh rahi thi chori chori..... jab maine uski nigha ka piche kiya toh pajame me bane tent pe uski nigha thi.
Main uski tarah hi dekh raha tha gol chehra, daba huya rang, makeup me lipstick, nailpolish, eyebrow set ki huyi aur salwar kurti bina chunni ke sabse jaada nigha uske badi badi choochiyon pe jaati thi shayad Rukhsar se badi hi hongi Sarla ki choochiyan.....
Sarla in kruti salwar & bra penty
Rukhsar ka naam jehan me aate hi main bola - Aap chalo main aata hun.
Sarla - Bhaiya main kaisi lag rahi hun?
Main kuch soch kar bola - Aachi hi lag rahi ho, kyun kuch special hai?
Sarla - Naha ke kapde badal ke main aapko jaghne aayi hun...... woh hasne lagi.
Roshni bhabhi ne mujhe batya tha ki nokrani aur nokar se thoda savdhan rehna, na kisi ke itne paas jaana ki tumko usse palaa jhad na muskil ho jaaye, specially flat me rehti nokrani se. Bhabhi ne yeh kyun kaha tha mujhe ab yaad aa raha tha.
Main - Aapka naam kya hai didi ?
Didi sunte huye uska chehra utar gaya - Sarla..... woh rukhi awaaj me boli.
Main - Haan Sarla didi aap jaao main toilet karte aata hun.
Woh kuch nahi boli aur chup chap chali gayi..... Main Neha ko didi bola woh mana ki par jab Sid ke samne didi bola woh kuch nahi boli..... Sarla ko didi bola toh uska muh utar gaya. Kamal ki ladkiyan hain yahan shaher ki, didi bolna unko accha nahi lagata, sab doosra option khul rakhti hain kahin lund lena na pad jaaye.
Main pehle toilet jaakar fresh huya aur bhabhi ke modern bathroom me kapde utar ke naha liya, towel se phoch ke tshirt aur pajama pehna aur stairs se ground floor pe aa gaya.....
Dinning area me gaya toh Sarla muh latke huyi bethi thi mujhe dekh ke khadi ho gayi ab main uske maje lene waala tha - Sarla ji aap kisi heroine ki tarah dikhti ho yaad nahi aa raha hai konsi heroine hai..... ha ha haha....
Woh bujhe mann se - Kyun bhaiya chane ke jhad pe chada rahe ho.....
Main - Accha phir kon jhaad pe chadogi.... Yaad nahi aa raha hai par tumhari sakal kisi heroine se milti hai..... aap khana laago main abhi aata hun.
Ab uska mood theek ho gaya woh muh pe haath rakh kar haste huye kitchen me chali gayi....
Sabse pehle maine apna underwear doondha bag se aur bathroom me jaake pehn liya..... Gaon me aadat nahi thi par jabse roshni bhabhi ko chodna shuru kiya tha mere underwear ki sankhya badh gayi thi, roshni bhabhi nahi chahti thi ki mera bade lund ko kisi ki buri nazar lage.
Phir main kitchen me chala gaya kafi modern kitchen tha aur Sarla ne ek badi si thali laga di aur dinning table pe jaake rakh di.... main uski badi gaand ki laachk saaf de raha tha. Hnnn saali jaada hi matka rahi hai apni gaand ko.....
Main - Mujhe toh kitchen me hi niche beth ke khaane ki aadat hai, bachpan se.
Sarla - Ab bhaiya dinning table pe bethna seekho, starting me ajeeb lagega phir aadat pad jaayegi.....
Main bhi table ke paas khada ho gaya - Aap ko padi aadat....
Sarla - Nahi bhaiya main chair pe bethne ki soch bhi nahi sakti, main niche beth ke hi khaati hun.
Main - Accha ek kaam karo hum dono hi nicche kitchen me bethke khaana khate hain, isse mujhe bhi aapka saath mil jaayega aur yeh mat kehna ki khaana kha liya hai.....
Sarla hasne lagi - Nahi khaya hai..... he he he he.....
(Usko Jyoti bhabhi ne bata diya tha ki Raju ki teen maa hai, ek choti bhabhi aur kayi badi bhen woh tumko apni badi didi ki tarah dekhne lagege uski hi tarah treat karna..... Sarla 2 baar room me aayi thi usne 1 ghante pehle bhi Raju ka tent dekha tha aur doosri baar poori tarah se tyaar hokar aayi thi ki woh Raju ko pata legi..... Waise bhi uska pati nikama aur sharabi hai, kisi kaam ka nahi par shayad usne jaldbaji kar di thi..... Woh confusion me thi ek baar ko didi bolta hai ek baar ko line bhi maarta hai.... usne pyaar se Raju ko patane ki koshish karne ki thaan li..... ek toh Raju pehli baar shaher aaya hai aur doosra woh jawan hai, lund bhi kafi bada dikhta hai.... yeh baat usne mujhe baad me batai thi)
Ab Sarla ne apni bhi thali lagai aur do aasan kitchen ki floor pe laga diye aur neeche saath beth ke khaane lage..... rajma, roti ,chawal, bhindi ki sabji, raita , aachar, salad, kheer aur papad tha thali me.
Raju khana khate usse sarla ko apne gaon ke kisse sunta woh bhi khub has rahi thi, usko yeh naujawan mard pasand aa gaya tha, ek toh woh uski tarah hi gaon me rehta tha aur doosra uski bhasa aur style gaon waali thi..... woh bhi Greater Noida ke ek gaon ki rehne waali thi.
Kabhi kabhi Raju usko didi bhi sambodhit karta kabhi Sarla ko heroine bhi bol deta. Dono log 2 min se Sarla aur Raju ki Masti aur majak dekh rahe the khaana khate huye..... ji haan bhaiya bhabhi bhi market se aa gaye the aur doosri key se flat ka main gate khola aur yeh dekhne lage dono kya kar rahen hain....
Raju ko Sarla ke saath floor pe beth ke khaane khate dekhkar dono khush huye aur Raju ne Sarla ko didi bana liya hai yeh dekhkar Jyoti bahut khush huyi.....
Dono dabe paon flat se bhar gaye aur ab bell baja di flat ki.....
Bhaiya - Tum bekar me fikar kar rahi thi Raju ki, woh sabse dosti banne me vishwas rakhta hai par agar koi usko gaali ya bhala bura kahe tab woh usse kabhi koi nata nahi rakhta.
Gate Raju ne khola aur dekha ki kayi saare packet bhaiya aur bhabhi ke haath me the..... woh bola - Aap mujhe abhi se hi akela chhod gaye, jaao nahi karta aap se baat.
Bhabhi - Tere liye gift lene gaye the, sorry tujhe bura laga..... unhone ek ghutno tak ki short dress pehni thi, full makeup me woh beautiful apsara se dikhti hain
Jyoti bhabhi.....
Raju - Gift !!!! mujhe bilkul bura nahi laga dikho kya kya laaye ho.
Bhaiya - Pehle khana toh finish kar le..... tab dekhna.....
Raju - Theek hai bas kheer hi bachi hai abhi kha ke aata hun.....
Woh kitchen me gaya, Sarla uth gayi thi aur usne ab chuni bhi le rakhi thi.....
Raju - Aasan kahan gaye meri kheer....
Sarla - Kisi se bolna mat ki main tumhare saath khaana kha rahi thi.
Raju - Accha nahi bolunga aur usne mujhe kheer ka bowl diya woh me drawing hall me table pe rakhkar khane laga.... gifts hall me rakhe the 5 min baad bhaiya aur bhabhi aa gaye, dress change karke.
Phir ek ek mujhe saare gifts dikhye..... New Laptop, watch , do type ke shoes, 5 jodi kapde college me pehne ke, do jodi formals do jodi night me pehne ke kapde.... Etc etc.
Bhabhi ne mujhe aapna purna iPad bhi la ke de diya..... chaho toh use kar lena.
Sarla, Bhaiya ke liye chai le aayi, bhabhi ke liye juice.
Bhabhi - Thanks Sarla, Raju ka khayal rakhne ke liye isne tujhe pareshan toh nahi kiya?
Sarla haste huye - Raju bhaiya bahut aache hain, ab main inki badi didi ban gayi hun..... chote bhai ko main bahut pyaar aur care Karungi..... aap befikr rahiye madam.
Bhaiya majak karte huye - Kabhi Raju ke bade bhaiye ko toh tumne ji sir ji na sir ji ke alawa kuch nahi bola.
Sarla serious hokar - Ji sir ji.
Bhabhi aur main hasne lage toh Sarla ka chehra utar gaya, Raju ne Sarla ke kande pe haath rakha - Bhaiya meri Sarla didi ko kyun daant rahe ho..... woh kitna kaam karti hain.
Bhabhi - Sarla ish flat ki maid nahi hai balki ish ghar ki ek sadas hai. Samjhe pati dev.
Bhaiy muskar ke - Sarla main majak kar raha tha, Raju ki care karte huye hum dono dekh chuke hain.... thanks.
Main aur Sarla chaunk gaye hum dono ke muh se ek saath nikala - Kab ? Kahan?
Bhabhi - Jab tum dono kitchen ke floor pe aasan bicha ke khaana kha rahe the..... hum ne tum dono ko ek saath flat me akela jaan bhuj ke chhoda tha, yeh dekhne ke liye kya tum ek doosre ki company me comfortable feel karte ho..... ab humko ko doubt nahi.
Main - Yeh kya baat huyi, hum dono ka test liya jaa raha tha Sarla didi. Hum paas ya fail huye ?
Bhabhi mere gale lagkar mere gaal pe kiss ki - 200% paas..... Baat yeh hai ki parso tumhare bhaiya Singapore jaa rahen hain aur mujhe bhi 3 din ke liye Shimla jaana hai. Raju apni didi ko preshan mat karna aur Sarla iska dhyan rakhna.
Main - Yeh kya baat huyi aap dono jaa rahe ho main akela flat me kya karunga ?
Bhaiya - Yeh hi toh nokri ke nuksan hai mere pyaare chote bhai..... tujhe main koyi business karwunga..... na koyi nokri ki fikar na koyi pabandi..... Khud ka kaam karo.
Main - Nahi main toh sarkari naukri karunga, BSC ke baad, mujhe koyi business nahi karna.....
Bhabhi - Haan haan kar lena joh ji chahe par Raju kya tum humari pareshani samajh rahe ho.
Main uthke apne room me jaate huye bola - Main samajh raha hun, aap dono ke pass mere liye time nahi hai..... aur room ka door laga ke bed pe let gaya aur sochne laga - Roshni bhabhi sahi kehti thi shaher me logo ke paas time nahi hota, yeh bilkul expect nahi karna ki tumhare liye koyi time nikalega..... yeh ho bhi raha tha mere saath, ek baar ko laga ki maine Noida aa kar galti kar di.
Phir apne gaon ke dosto se baat karne laga.
Bhabhi mere ko bulane jaa rahi thi par bhaiya ne rok diya - Jyoti usko kuch dair akela chhod do..... Ab woh bada ho gaya hai, hum tum hamesha uske saath me reh sakte hain kya..... gaon se jab main pehli baar padhne aaya tha mujhe bhi akelepan ka samna karna pada aur kuch hi din me apne naye mahaul me dhal gaya. Woh BSC me admission lega, naye dost banege, kuch professionalism attitude seekhega, Pitaji ( bade chachaji) ne kaha tha ki Raju ko ungli pakadna mat seekho usko khud apne pair pe chalna seekhne do. Bas usko guide karte raho.
Bhabhi - Yaar woh aaj hi toh aaya hai, theek hai ab tum hi manna usko woh apne bedroom me chali gayi stairs chad ke.
Bhaiya bhi kuch dair baad apne bedroom me chale gaye.....
Thodi der baad Sarla mere room me aayi aur boli - Raju bhaiya main market jaa rahi hun aap bhi chalo.
Raju - Mera mood nahi hai didi..... maine bed pe lete huye kaha.
Sarla haske - Agar flat me rahoge toh kaise mood accha hoga? Main jab gaon me rehti thi sabse milti thi gaon me log bhi milan sar the aur yahan society me paas ke flat me pata nahi chalta ki wahan kyon rehta hai..... isliye bol rahi hun mere saath chalo market tak time bhi pass ho jaayega vaise kamre me tum akele kar karoge.
Main thodi dair na nukar kiya phir uske saath chalne ko tyaar ho gaya..... woh mere gifts mere room me le aayi aur ek Jodi naye kapde aur shoes select kar di - Yeh pehan lo bilkul hero lagoge..... he he he he.....
Main bhi has diya phir usko bahar bhej ke kapde badla ek nayi jeans, ek nayi tshirt aur naye sport shoes pehan ke bahar aaya..... woh mujhe hi dekhne lagi, kaise lag raha hun.
Woh dono haath se meri balein li - Kisi ki Nazar na lage, ekdum Hero ho aap. Tshirt me meri muscles aur broad chest saaf dikh raha tha. Ht toh meri jaada hi thi shoes pehn ke ht aur jaada lag rahi thi.
Main - Chalen didi.....
Sarla - Madam ko bol dun..... Woh bhabhi ko call ki aur bata di ki main Raju bhaiya ke saath market jaa rahi hun..... Bhabhi ne bhi ijajat de di.
Hum flat automatic lock on karke laga ke lift me aaye aur phir ground floor pe jaakar garden, swimming pool, gym, badminton court, clubhouse ghume..... woh mujhe sab details me bata rahi thi. Sarla mere saath pakar bahut khush thi, main bhi usko thoda thoda jaane laga..... woh itni bhi buri ladki nahi thi, 15 hazar salery me doosre ghar ka saara kaam karna, do bacche aur pati v saas ko sambhalna asaan kaam nahi aur hamesha khush hokar baat karna kitna mushkil hota hai.
Phir hum thodi dur market gaye, sabji aur phal liye, mujhe rate pata tha yahan 3 guna jaada vegetables aur fruits mehnge the.... main bhi kayi baar mol tol kiya kamse kam 1000 rs ka bill me maine 250 rs bachwa diye mujhe acchi quality ki pehchan thi. Phal waale se jhagda bhi ho gaya rate ki baat pe..... Phir ghar ki grocery li aur wapas 2 ghante baad 5:30 baje aaye flat pe....
Bhabhi ne pucha ghum aaye, maine bhi bahar ki khuli saans lekar khush tha aur bola - Hum sab ghum liya, gym me join kaise karna hai ?
Sarla - Main le jaungi aap ko bhaiya..... Pata hai madam bhaiya ne aise mol bhav kar rahe the sabji waale se woh bhi dekhte reh gaye, phal waalo ki watt laga di ek thoda badteemji karne laga toh bhaiya ne uski shirt pakad ke jameen se upar utha liya - Saale main ish hi society me rehta hun aur phal bhi tujhse lunga dhanda karna hai ya ladai yeh tu decide kar le.... Kai log aaker ush badteemji ladke ko bhala bura kahe aur sabse acche phal bhaiya ne select kiye aur paise bhi kam diye. Ab main inko hamesha apne saath le jaungi.
Bhabhi sab sunkar boli - Tu kisi se ladne gaya tha ya saaman lene, beta ladai nahi karte tujhe kuch ho jaata toh kya karte hum dono.
Sarla - Madam usne ladke ne sharab pee rakhi thi bhaiya bole ki abhi ek jhapad me tera saara nash utar dunga.... phal waale sabse bure hote hain, ladkiyon aur auraton ko buri Nazar se dekhte hain aur comment karne se bhi nahi chukte..... Bhaiya ne sahi kiya aacha sabak sikhaya.
Main - Itna bhi nahi kiya tha, bas thoda daraya tha woh bhi darpok nikla..... bhabhi jaanti hai main kabhi ladai nahi karta par agar koyi takkar hi maarne aa raha hai toh usko chhodta bhi nahi.
Bhabhi - Haan haan tu mujhe mat suna apne bhaiye aayen toh unko jawab dena.... Sarla aage se Raju ko seh mat dena, yeh ladka kuch bhi kar sakta hai..... gaon me ek din toh yeh 4 aadmi ka sar phod diya tha.
Main - Unhone mujhe maa ki gaali di thi toh kya karta aa gaya gussa pel diya charo ko..... eent unhone uthi thi pehle maine cheen ke uska sar phod diya varna woh mera sar phod dete.....
Bhaiya niche aate huye - Phir se ladai karke aaya hai kya?
Bhabhi - Isko aap hi samajho ki yeh koyi iska gaon nahi hai, yahan koyi kisi ki help nahi karta..... Kal college jaayega tab toh saare ladkon ke sar phod dega.
Main - Main college padhne jaaunga na ki ladai karne.
Bhaiya - Beta yeh Noida hai, Gujjar ka ilaka, promise karo kisi se ladai nahi karoge.... tum yahan meri aur tumhari bhabhi ki jimmedari pe aaye ho. Hum ab se tumhare maa baap ki hi tarah hai. So promise karo.
(Promise mujhe kisi aur ka bhi yaad aane laga..... Rukhsar ka promise..... Uska koyi call nahi aaya tha ab tak, saala main kitna bada chutiya hun, uska mobile no bhi nahi le saka, uski choot lene ki khujli thi choot mil gayi no nahi mila. Badi chalaki se usne number nahi diya mujhe woh jaanti thi ki main uske pich pad jaunga. )
Main - Haan bhaiya promise par agar kisi ne khud ladai start kar di toh main saara promise tod dunga.
Bhaiya - Yeh dekh lo tumhare ladle devar ka promise.
Bhabhi mere paas aakar - Raju meri kasam tu faltu me nahi ladega..... promise karo.
Maine bhabhi ko promise kar diya woh bhi khush hokar mere maathe pe kiss ki.... "Mera accha baccha ".
Tabhi door bell baji aur Sarla ne main door khola, ek bag lekar Neha roti huyi daud ke bhabhi se lipat gayi.....
Main aur bhaiya khade ho gaye, bhaiya - Kya hua Neha tum aise ro kyun rahi ho.
Neha rote huye - Humara jhagda ho gaya....
Bhaiya - Raju apne kamre me jaao.
Main gusse se - Aur usne tumhre pe haath uthaya.... aur maine uska haath pakad ke uske baal hata ke bola - Yeh dekho....
( Sid beaten Neha on face )
Bhabhi aur Bhaiya bhi hairan the aur Sarla boli - Yeh toh hona hi tha ek din.....
Gate khula tha tabhi lift se Sid nashe ki halat me aaya aur Sarla ko - Shut up you bitch how dare you....
Mera khun khol gaya aur aage badhkar woh Sarla ko marne waala tha maine uska haath pakad ke marod ke uski pith pe laga diya - Gaali kisko di tu ne..... meri Neha didi ko marta hai aur sarla didi ke uper haath utha ta hai..... Mard ka bacha hai toh hath chhuda ke dikha..... Maine uska haath mardone laga..... Ahhhhhhh ....
Chhod de.....
Main - Agar itna bada mard hai toh ladki pe haath itni asni se uthta hai..... chhuda ke dikha aur jaada takat se marodne pe woh jameen pe ghuntne ke baal beth gaya.... chhod de Bhai..... mar jaaunga.... Kaminee ahhhhh sir bachoo.....
Neha aage bhadkar boli - Raju chhod do ish Jaleel aadmi ka haath and get lost....
Main - Nahi Neha didi yeh pehle aapko sorry bolega phir Sarla didi ko.... Bol kutte....
Sorry ..... Sorry.... Sorry.....
Maine haath chhod diya aur woh muh ke bal rote huye gir gaya.....
Bhaiya ko bhi bahut gussa aa raha tha par jab maine morcha sambhala toh bhaiya bhi dekhne lage, unko pata tha ki main Sid ko acchi saja de sakta hun par Raju bahut buri saza dega..... aur Neha ke chehre ka chot ke nishaan uski kartoot bata rahe the.
Woh haath pakad ke kisi tarah seedha khada huya - Bastard I will see you.....
Main uski taraf badha toh bhaiya ne mujhe rok liya aur gusse se bole - Sid get lost at once nahi toh abhi Raju ne trailer dikhaya hai asli maar kya hoti hai yeh tum jhel nahi payoge..... Go to your flat aur main gate bandh kar diya.....
Main - Bhaiya aapne usko aise hi jaane diya, aaj mara hai kal khoon bhi kar sakta hai usko police me de do 3-4 din rehkar hosh thikane aa jaayenge.
Bhabhi, Neha aur Sarla ko ek room me le gayi.... Bhaiya sofe pe beth gaye aur main bhi uske saath beth gaya....
Kuch dair baad Sarla hum dono ke liye paani laayi.....
Bhaiya - Sarla dekh toh woh gaya ki nahi....
Main - Main dekhta hun.
Bhaiya - Nahi tu nahi, tu toh usko maar hi dega..... jaa Neha ko dekh, main hi dekhta hun.....
Main sofe pe hi betha raha aur bhaiya main gate khole toh Sid chala gaya tha. Bhaiye ne gate phir lock kiya aur Neha ko dekhne chale gaye.... Main bhi picche ho liya aur Sarla bhi.....
Bhaiya - Neha bol kya huya tha ?
Bhabhi - Main aap ko bata dungi, yahan sab hain.
Bhaiya - Kiska intzaar kar rahi ho, tum hi bolo.
Bhabhi bhaiya ka haath pakad ke mere room me le gayi aur main v Sarla Neha ke paas aa gaye.....
Main - Sarla Didi aap ek glass pani lao....
Sarla ke jaane ke baad maine gate band kar diya woh darne lagi par main uska haath pakad ke bola - Sacch sacch bolo Neha didi..... ladai ki wajah main hun aapko meri kasam.
Neha bhonchaki reh gayi,
Main - Haan ya naa me bolo....
Neha sar jhuka ke haan me sar hila di aur maine door khol diya.....
Main main gate khol ke lift ka button daba 10 sec baad lift aa gayi aur ground floor ka button daba diya..... kuch dair baad lift ruki aur main ground floor pe Sid ko dhoondne laga..... Woh mujhe thodi dur dikh gaya phone pe baar karte huye.....
Maine uske pass pahuncha toh woh dar gaya.... woh picche hatna laga par maine uska doosra haath pakada..... chal tere se baat karni hai.
Sid - Mujhe nahi karni hain.
Maine - Ab chutiya gandu, joh ladki tujhse pyaar karti hai aur tu usko..... meri wajah se tu uspe shak karne laga aur uspe haath bhi utha diya.... kaise aadmi hai tu..... maine usko didi bola hai agar tujhe yakin nahi hai toh rakhi bandha sakta hun.... par nahi ab nahi bandhwata..... tujhe shak hai toh shak me jeena seekh.
Main uska gaal thap thapa ke wapas lift ki taraf chal diya..... Lift ke pass mujhe bhaiya mil gaye - Tu niche kyon aaya.
Main - Bas Sid ko warning dene.....
Bhaiya - Dekh beta yeh dono ka apas ka mamla hai, tu bich me na pad..... dono abhi gussa hain lad liye phir gussa shant ho jaayega toh ek doosre se milne ke liye tadapege..... Tu joh kiya woh theek hai, main bhi yeh na kar pata par humko practically dekhna hoga. Subha tujhe itne pyaar se chhodne aaya hamare flat pe ab shaam ko ladai ho gayi kal ya parson dono haske gale milenge phir tu kya karega ?
Main sochne laga phir bola - Main ish pachde se dur rahunga.
Bhaiya mujhe gale laga liye - Yeh huyi na baat..... Tu toh bahut samajhdar ho gaya hai.... Ha ha ha ha..... Sabash apne college me tere ko dher saare friends milenge. Tujhe humko dene ke liye time bhi nahi hoga. Chal uper flat me chalte hain chai peete hain.
Main - lekin Sid ka kya.
Bhaiya - Uska nash uterga toh haath jod ke aayega..... Yeh mat bhool I am tha boss.... Ha ha ha ha...... Hum dono lift se flat me chale gaye.