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Usha ne mere khande pe haath rakh diya toh maine apna kandha jhuka ke usko haath hatne ka ishara kiya bina dekhe..... Usne thodi dair baad meri seedhi jaangh pe haath rakh diya maine usko gusse se dekha par woh bichari chips ka packet khol ke mujhe de rahi thi....
Main headphone niche kiya woh boli - Yeh Kerala ka famous banana chips hain.....
Main - 3-4 chips liya aur khaane laga thoda sweet thoda bagar taste ke thoda phika thoda alag hi type ke the..... Acche hain maine itna hi bola.
Usha - Main tum ko bore kar raha hun kya.
meri hasi nikal gayi
"Nahi aisa nahi hai"
Usha - Then why wear headphone..... Headphone utar ke baat kar sakte ho.... Mujhe pata hai tum bhabhi ke close ho, woh apna kaam karke aa jaata, tension nahi lene ka.
Main - Aap ko kisne batya? bhabhi ne....
Usha smile dekar - Nahi tumhari eyes se pata chal raha hota..... ki tum kitne upset hai.
Main - Kuch bhi..... aankhon se pata chal jaata toh sab bolte hun kyun. Aankhon se aankhein milte aur sab pata chal jaata.....
Usha - You are really funny man.
Main uske haath pe haath rakh diya joh meri jaangh se usne uthaya nahi tha - Aap Kerala gayi hain..... Woh haath chhudne lagi.... Maine sorry bolkar haath chhod diya....
Usha - Main Kerala se hun xxxxxx jagah se....
Main - Ohh samajha South Indian..... I like South Indian movies a lot of fighting action movies.
Usha smile dekar - I am malyali.
Main - Kya farak hai.....
Yeh sawal mene galat puch liya..... Itna bada answer maine nahi expect kiya tha..... 4 states ki details sunkar maine sar pakad liya.....
Main uske saamne literally haath jod ke bola - Mujhse galti ho gayi..... aap sabse acchi ho malyali madam.
Woh haske lotpot ho gayi..... Driver bhi bore ho raha tha woh puccha - Sir gaane laga lun.
Main majak me kaha - Only malayali songs laga lo.....
Usha - Mere mobile me hain.....
Main - Haan lago na.... ( Mann me saale driver ke bacche tere ko bhi maja aayega ) Usha usse gaadi ke music system ki lead mangi aur lead se mobile connect karke list dekhkar gaana laga di..... behanchod hum dono ki gaand phat gayi yeh kya hai.....
Driver mere taraf dekha - Maine South Indian songs sun hai.
Main thoda aage badhkar volume kam kiya aur bola - Mujhe samajh nahi aa rahe hain.....
Usha - Words nahi lyrics enjoy karo.....
Ghanta feel karo maine khud ki Lanka lagwa di...... ab Usha thoda volume badha ke sync karke gaane lagi..... Main uski godi se chips ka packet liya aur chips khate huye apne headphone laga liya aur driver ki sakal dikhne waali thi.....
Theek 9:40 pm, gaadi ek dhabe pe ruki, hum pehle hi pahuch gaye the driver ne tej gaadi chali thi.... Pehle hum fresh huya phir bus ka wait karne lage.....
Usha bahut khush thi woh mujhse talli baja ke baat kar rahi thi..... Shayad office ka culture hoga, ab tak aayi kun nahi bus.
Main - Aa hi jaayegi ab hum aap seedha Shimla tak saath jaayenge..... Kai kehti ho aap.
Usha - Madam se puchna padega vaise bhi mujhe Bus me vomiting ho jaata hai.
30 min baad bus bhi aa gayi sab utere fresh huye hum dono ko dekhkar kuch log bole bus puncture ho gayi thi.....
Bhabhi apna bag hamri table pe rakh ke washroom chali gayi..... Usha ne bag apne pass rakh liye. Jarori document hai bag me.....
Usha aur mere acchi jaan pehchaan ho gayi thi, bhabhi ko ignore karne ke liye main toilet ka bhana bana ke chala gaya aur dhabe ke aspas kya hai woh dekhne laga..... Thodi dair me gadi ke driver ke pass khada raha woh bhi shikayat kar raha tha bhaiya phir se gaane na lagwa dena main Hindi desi song hi sun lunga.....
Main thodi dair usse baat ki tabhi bhabhi hamre paas aa gayi - Khaana kha lo.... Tum bhi driver bhaiya.....
Main - Mujhe bhookh nahi hai aap kha lo Hum ne gaadi me chip aur colddrink pi Li thi.....
Bhabhi mujhe daant kar boli - Ek kaan pe lagungi, saari akal thikane aa jaayegi.... Chalo jaldi khaana kha lo.....
Bhabhi apne group me beth gayi aur main ek table pe alag se chai aur partha order kar diya..... Har baar lagta tha ki maine ish trip pe aake heavy mistake kar di....
10 min baad khaana aa gaya..... Maine chup chap khaana kha raha tha, bhabhi waale group ka shor mere kaan se dil tak kaise gussa dila raha tha jaakar sabka muh tod dun......
Tabhi Usha mere pas apni plate lekar aa gayi aur boli - Raju kya hum apni plate share kar sakte hai please na.....
Uski baat pe na chahte huye bhi hasi aa gayi, maine bhabhi ko sabak sikhana ki sochi ki kya aapke alawa koyi nahi hai jisko meri fikar hai? ..... (Hain na meri Usha madam)
Main - Sure we can share.....
Woh waiter se 1 coffee manwa li uski thaali me matar paneer, aloo dum, bhendi ki sabji aur tandoori roti, raita, achar, ek gulab jamun tha.....
(Chakker yeh tha thali pehle se hi fix thi number wise, bhabhi extra thaali ki bolne waali thi par maine khud ka order de diya )
Meri plate me do makhan waale parathe dahi achar chatni..... Hum dono haste huye khaana khane lage aur mere joke pe woh meri thighs ya hand pe pat kar deti..... uska nature mujhe bahut accha lag raha tha. Hum ne khaana khaya aur haath dho ke gadi me beth gaya..... Usha bhi gaadi me beth gayi tab drive puccha chalna hai kya bhaiya.....
Usha - Madan saath jaayega.....
Mujhe bahut gussa aaya par kar kuch nahi sakta tha toh kuch soch ke Usha ko bola ki aap meri seat pe saath me beth ke chalogi.
Usha - Main toh bus beth jaungi madam ke aate.....
Mera para chad gaya aur gaadi se nikal ke niche group ke pass jaakar bhabhi se bola - Excuse me Jyoti madam 1 min meri jaruri baat sun lengi.....
Sab shaant ho gaye aur bhabhi ko awkward laga par excuse me!!! bol ke woh mere pass aayi - Kya hai Raju ?
Main - Usha madam ko bus me chakkar aur ulti aate hain woh mere saath hi rahengi gaadi me..... yeh hi request karni thi..... aur wahan se apni gaadi me jaakar beth gaya....
Usha puchi - Kya huyi madam ko kyun bula rahe the, woh meeting le rahi thi.....
Main - Thakke maine bhi sune the yeh meeting nahi jokaron ki mandli hai.... Ha ha ha ha bas paglon ki tarah has rahe the....
Usha bhi shocked thi mere baat sunkar par kuch nahi boli bas meri peeth pe haath pherti huyi kahi - Cool ho jaayo, itna gussa theek nahi..... water piyo..... bottle meri taraf ki.....
Main bhi uske kaandhe pe sar rakh liya aur aankhein band kar li..... woh meri peeth pe haath pherti huyi cool down baar baar keh rahi thi.
20 min baad bhabhi aayi aur gaadi ki front door khol ke ander beth gayi..... Driver toh pehle hi gaadi me beth ke Hindi songs sun raha tha.....
Bhabhi meri taraf dekhi aur driver ko chalne ko boli..... main full ignore maar raha tha..... ab seat pe full aaram se betha tha aur headphone laga ke gaane sun raha tha.....
Usha boli bhi ki madam main bus me jaun tab bhabhi ne uttar diya tum Raju ke saath bethi raho main ish seat pe comfortable hun..... Bhabhi ko jalane ke saare kaam me kar raha tha, Usha kuch bolti usse baat kar leta..... Par bhabhi ne kayi baar mujhe pukar lagai par maine ignore kiya.....
Bhaiya ka phone aaya 12 baje raat ke , bhabhi ne mujhe phone diya unse hi hello kiya aur unhone wahi baat dorahi, bhabhi ka khayal rakhna tum ab bade aur jimmedar aadmi ban gaye ho etc.
Maine bhaiya ko happy journey wish kiya aur bhabhi ko mobile de diya..... Woh 5 min baad karti rehi. 1:30 baje ki unki flight thi Singapore ki.
Aise hi Innova gaadi bahut tez aur smooth chalti hai isliye hum ko bhi neend aane lagi..... Beech beech me aankh khulti toh bhabhi aur Usha ko check kar leta ki sab theek hai na......
3 baje gaddi ek hotel pe roki tab hum jaage.... Main ne Usha ko utha diya aur fresh hone chala gaya.....
Driver - Bhaiya yahan chai acchi milti hai..... aur ab pahad shuru honge.....
Main theek hai pee lo...... Main gaadi me beth gaya dono ladies fresh hokar chai order kar di..... mujhe bulaya toh maine mana kar diya mujhe chai nahi peeni.....
30 min baad phir gaadi chali ab main aage betha aur woh dono peeche..... ab bhi Usha ki baaton ka main jawab de deta bhabhi se baat bhi nahi kar raha tha.....
Subha 7 baje hum Shimla pahunch gaye, main poora phadi raste jaagta raha..... maine aaj tak pahad kya choti se pahadi bhi nahi dekhi thi sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the driver se lekar bhabhi aur Usha..... Main kuch photo bhi kheechi mobile camera se. Mere liye safar bahut romanchak tha.... Par abhi toh shuruwat hi huyi thi..... Hamne garam jacket pehni thi jaise hi pahad shuru ho gaye the.....
First day (Shimla trip).....
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Hotel humara mall road ke nazdeek hi tha joh Shimla ki famous road ya street keh lo.
Hotel ki reception pe bhabhi ne booking confirmation ki receipt dekhai phir do room allot karne ko bola.....
Usha ek ladki se saath room share karne waali thi aur bhabhi ke room me main rehne waala tha.....
Bhabhi katach karti huyi boli - Usha yeh tere hi room me rehne waala hai, mujhse toh baat bhi nahi kar raha hai.....
Usha apne room ki key aur apna luggage lekar boli - Madam aapka sweet devar hai, thoda angry young man hai, room me jaakar agreement kar lo mujhe ish lafde me nahi phasna bye bye...... Woh first floor pe chali gayi.....
Maine bhabhi ke room ki key li mujhe fresh hona tha mera aur unka luggage liya.... 2nd floor pe aa gaya..... Bhabhi saamne khadi thi woh lift se aayi thi..... Meri halat dekhkar hasne lagi......
Main jaldi se room ka door key se khola aur saara samaan ander kiya bhabhi daud ke bathroom chali gayi..... Main bhabhi bhabhi chillata reh gaya woh boli 5 min de.....
Ab room band karke main, reception pe niche gaya aur khali toilet pucha toh ek room khali tha usme jakar halka huya luckily Indian seat thi toilet me, phir fresh hokar bhabhi ke room me aaya.....
Woh abhi bhi toilet me thi..... Room ka door mila kar ke room dekhna laga mere flat ke room se thoda bada tha space me..... ek sofa, do chair, ek table, ek double bed aur ek almira bas khatam..... Haan ek bathroom attached toilet thi jisko maine abhi dekha nahi tha.....
Bed pe beth ke apne shoes nikala kapde bhi nikala toh thand lagi ek rajai me ghus gaya.....
Bhabhi 5 min baad aayi aur hasne lagi maine muh dhak liya..... woh bed pe chad ke meri rajai khinchne lagi.....
Main - Mat karo bhabhi bahut thand hai.
Woh haske mere gaalon pe kiss karne lagi, main muh chhup raha tha.....
Bhabhi - Itni thand se dar gaya tere haal tab kya hoga jab laddakh jaayega wahan toh -20 temp chala jaata hai..... yahan toh kaafi rahat hai..... jaa fresh ho le....
Main - Doosre room ke toilet me fresh ho liya tha.....
Bhabhi - Accha ji ab yeh bol de ladna hai ya yun hi muh phule rehna hain....
Main chhup hi raha.... Bhabhi meri rajai hata ke - Kya beta abhi bhi naraj hai apni bhabhi maa se.....
Itni baat sunkar main phaphak ke unke gaale lagkar roone laga woh bhi mujhe chhupte huye rone lagi - Ale mera baccha mera munna..... rote nahi..... thodi diar baad main chhup huya.....
Woh mujhe laad dikhane lagi mere chehre pe chumi ki baarish karke..... Phir khud beth ke bedrest ke sahare, mujhe apni godi me sar rakhkar leta li aur rajai odha di..... thodi dair baad Usha bhi aa gayi room me.....
Usha -
Has ke bhabhi devar me understanding ho gayi congratulations.... he he he he.....
Bhabhi - yeh toh mera pyaara sa beta hai kab tak maa se rutha rehta..... Maa ki chav me isko sukun milta hai.....
Usha - Mera bhi ek devar hai ek number ka bevadh hai, aap lucky ho joh itna accha devar mila hai.....
Main - Nahi main lucky hun joh itni acchi pyaari bhabhi maa mil hai mujhe..... I love you bhabhi..... mene uske sunder gaal pe kiss kar diya.
Usha - You both are lucky ab khush.....
Bhabhi mere sar ke baalon me ungliyan pherne lagi aur woh dono meri gaadi ki harkatein yaad karke hasne lagi kab main soya pata hi nahi chala..... Gaadi me bahut thaakan ho gayi thi.....
Duphar 1 baje.....
Main jab utha toh 1 baj raha tha aur bhabhi bhi soo rahi thi..... Uthkar pehle toilet gaya yeh English toilet thi saath me ek hauz thi choti si shayad nahate honge.... Bathroom mere room ke bathroom se chota tha.....
Fresh hokar bahar aaya aur garam kapde pehn joh bhabhi ne hanger pe taag diye the phir jhuk ke bhabhi ko jagaya.... Woh neend me thi - Raju sone de na.....
Main uske gaal pe kiss karke - 1 baj gaya uthna nahi hai kya..... Bhabhi apna chehra dhak ke aadhe ghante sone de..... please disturb mat kar.....
Main toh poori neend le liya tha, socha bhabhi ko sone do Usha madam ko pareshan karte hain aur 3 char pics pahad ki Roshni bhabhi ko bhej di whatsup pe aur call check kiya kai miss call Neha ke thi phir maa ko call karke batya diya ki main Shimla me hun bhabhi ke saath tumhare liye kya lun. Woh seedha taal di - Kuch nahi aur apni bhabhi ki har baat mana aur call cut kar diya....
Maa itni gussa hai ab toh main Noida bhi aa gaya woh meri galti maaf nahi karegi, waise bhi maine bahut badi galti ki thi sirf didi ki khushi ke liye....
Roshni bhabhi ka call aaya - Kyun devarji badi bhabhi ke saath Shimla me maje kar rahe ho.....
Main hasa - Kisi ko mirchi lag rahi hai ha haha
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Roshni - Mirchi ghused ush Neha ki bur me main kyun jalungi..... Jyoti ka bhi hak hai tere pe..... waise doodh toh pee liya hoga apni bhabhi ka he he he he......
Mujhe woh baat yaad aa gayi jab bhaiya apne lund se bhabhi ki chut maar rahe the, itna accha scene main kaise bhul sakta hun..... sach me Jyoti bhabhi swarg ki apsara hain.
Roshni - Hello hello .....
Main- Haan bol.....
Roshni - Mere liye kya laaoge devar ji.....
Main - Tu joh bol....
Roshni - Theek hai puchkar batati hun.....
Phir call cut kar di..... Pakka sabko batne gayi hongi ghar me ki main Shimla me hun bhabhi ke saath. Baad me pata chala ki maa ne pehle hi bata diya tha sabko.....
Maine Usha ka call kiya ( no. Exchange hum gaadi me hi kar liye the ) aur uska room poocha.... Woh 11 no room me thi first floor pe wahan pahunch ke room ki bell baja diya toh ek sundar ladki ne darwaza khola - Raju gussa utar gaya..... Ander aao.....
Main - Ji Usha madam hain kya ?
Woh mera haath pakad ke ander khinch li aur boli - Hum tumko khaa nahi jaayenge..... hi hi hi hi..... mil lo apni Usha madam se.....
Main dekha toh saari ladkiyan aur ladies ek room me thi aur chai nasta kar rahi thi.....
Usha khade hokar aayi - Aao Raju kya kaam tha....
Main - baad me aata hun aap enjoy karo.
Main door ki taraf muda woh ladki door lock karke khadi thi saamne..... yeh Kahan phas gaya.....
Usha - Beth jao aur humare saath chai peeni padegi..... Kyun girls....
Sabne yes kaha tab main dekha toh dewar se tek laga ke khada ho gaya sab 10 jodi eyes females ki meri taraf hi thi....
Ek ladies chai tharmus se cup me daalne lagi tabhi ek poochi - Jyoti madam ke devar ho na toh itni rude tareeke se kyun baat ki tum ne ?
Main kuch soch ke bola - I am sorry for my rude behaviour..... bhabhi se maafi maang chuka hun aap sab bhi maaf kar dijiye maine haath jod ke sar jhuka ke kaha....
Woh ladki boli joh mere piche khadi thi - 10 baar kaan pakad ke utakh bethak karo.....
Main ok bol ke kaan pakad ke 10 bethak kiya.... Usha taali baja ke nice boy boli..... Main na kehti thi ki dono me maa bete jaisa pyaar hai dekh liye proof.
Sab taali bajye..... mujhe kuch kuch samajh aa raha tha ki yeh sab mera test le rahe the.....
Woh ladki jisne mera haath pakad ke khincha tha boli - sab soch rahe the tum ne drinks kar rakhi hai, isliye aise behave kiye.....
Main hairan hokar - Main toh sharab chu ta tak nahi, sharabiyo se mera 36 ka ankada rehta hai..... Mujhe sharab aur sharabiyo se nafrat hai.....
Woh ladki - I am Ritu nice to meet you, mujhe bhi sharab se nafrat hai..... milo haath......
Main khush hokar haath milya.....
(Par mujhe nahi pata tha ki kayi ladkiyan aur auraton ish group ki sharab peeti hain..... Yahan tak ki mere bhaiya aur bhabhi bhi yeh baat mujhe kayi mahine baad pata chali..... mere flat me shift hone se pehle dono bar section showpiece me change kar diya tha.)
Meri acchi friendship ho gayi thi ladies ke saath main unki baat sunkar smile kar deta..... ek baar ko laga ki main galat jagah aa gaya hun par saari acchi aur sweet thi.
Chai peekar main bola - Bhabhi ne mujhe aadhe ghante me uthne ko bola hai isliye main aata hun.....
Usha mujhe room ke bahar tak chodne aayi aur boli - Raju tumko bura nahi laga hoga hum sab dost hain.....
Main - Nahin bilkul nahi galti ki hai toh accept bhi karna padta hai, main toh kayi baar maar bhi kha chuka hun galti karne pe. It's ok.....
Main socha bhabhi ko sone dun woh call kar lengi main thoda mall road pe ghum lo.... Neha ko call mila diya chalte baat karne laga mall road pe.....
Neha - Aa gayi tujhe meri yaad, abhi kyun phone kar raha hai.....
Main muskura ke - Kaisi hai meri jaan Neha darling ?
Neha - Mar gayi teri darling main hospital hokar aayi hun.....
Main - Kya huya yaar tujhe? hospital sab theek toh hai.
Neha - Yaar problem ho gayi hai, josh josh me apni chut ka satyanash karwa li..... Sujan kam hone ke bajaye badh rahi hai....
Main - Tu abhi kahan hai office me....
Neha - Haan itne din baad aayi hun...... dard alag se hai.
Main - Koyi painkiller tablet le le..... tu ne hi toh dubara karne ko bola tha.
Neha - Yaar maine sex power ki 2 tablet khaa li thi, ush samay pata nahi chala sar abhi bhi bharai hai.....
Main - Tu kya pagal ho gayi hai sex power ki tablet kaun khata hai, Sid ki tarah tu bhi sex manic ho jayegi..... Dekh yaar na aise maja aata hai aur aadat alag lag jaati hai.
Neha - Sorry yaar main tera lund lene se dar rahi thi isliye confidence badhne ke liye tablet kha li..... Tera hai bhi toh ghode jaisa he he he he.....
Main - Tu poori pagal hai, agar tablet khaani hi thi toh 1/2 ya 1 khaati par nahi double maja lena hai..... aur has rahi hai.
Neha - Tera call aa gaya ab thoda dil aur mere niche ke part me bhi sakun mila.... I love you darling..... muhhhhh.....
Woh call pe kiss dene lagi.....
Main - Me too.....
Neha - Tu hai kahan ?
Main - Guess kar.....
Neha - Saale Shimla me hai kya no way pakka bhabhi ke saath gaya hoga.... right.
Main hasne lage - Haan Shimla me hun yaar pehli baar hill station aaya hun yahan thand hai.... tujhe kaise pata.....
Neha - Sorry gaali nikal gayi, bhabhi Shimla jaane waali thi tere flat pe tu nahi hoga, teri maid Sarla ka phone aaya tha ki main tujhse dur rahun tu abhi baccha hai.
Main - Sarla didi ne aisa kaha he he he he.....
Neha - Jaada has mat I miss you yaar.....
Main - Ek painkiller kha le office me Ghar jaakar thodi icing kar lena..... ok chal bye.
Neha - Love you bye.
Mall road.....
Kuch dur jaakar......
Maine dekha - Do ladkiyan kisi se jhagda kar rahi thi main bhi unke pass chala gaya dono doodh ya cream ki bani thi bahut sundar thi aur modern thi unki dress bhi costly lag rahi thi.....
Ek shop waale se pucha kya huya bhaiya woh mujhe uper se niche dekha aur bola - Do dress karidi thi ush shop se, 5 min baad aakar shikayat kar rahi hai ek dress phata nikala.
Main - Chalo dekhte hain problem solved karne ki koshish karte hain....
Main aage dono ke pass chala gaya - Kya huya madam itni bhid kyun lagi hai.....
Ek toh meri ht acchi thi aur baaki log bhi kayi shop waale bhi unko hi bol rahe the.... Fatte me pair ghusana meri purani aadat thi aur jab baat ladies ki ho toh main unki side leta hun.
Ladies dress shop.....
Ek ki ht kisi model ki tarah thi dusri bhi kam khubsurat nahi thi bas karib size zero figure waali thi..... woh bahut pyaari aur cute lag rahi thi dekhne me.
Lady - Tum kon ho ?
Ladki - Humne do dress select ki aur payment karke chale gaye hotel me jaakar dekha toh ek dress phati thi pakka inhone change kar di hogi....
Ek aadmi - Tu kyon hai.....
Main - Police..... ko bulan.
Police ka naam sunkar shopkeeper - Bula lo hum darte nahi hai....
Main - Dar ka toh tujhe jab pata chalega jab public tere ko jutte se maregi.... Yeh dono madam tourist hain aur payment bhi poora di hain..... Dress change kar de itni se baat hai.....
Dono meri baat sunkar meri taraf hi dekhkar thodi comfortable ho gayi shayad bhid me koyi toh hai joh humari side le raha hai.....
Shopkeeper - Dukan pe bika maal nahi wapas hota.
Main gussa se - wapas nahi badal toh sakta hai..... ishme tera hi fayada hai..... Maine dekha hai tere pass acchi acchi dress hai do main meri bhabhi ke liye kharidne ki soch raha tha..... theek hai police ko hi bulana padega....
Shopkeeper - Aap dress loge ?
Dono meri picche karib aa gayi thi, bhid se side hokar.
Main - Yaar tu bhi kaisi baat kar raha hai main kya sab yahan se dress lenge bas tu pyaar se baat kara kar..... main usko ek side le gaya mere saath 10 ladies ka group aaya hai bole toh unko bhi shop pe laun ?
Woh mera haath pakad ke arre sir ji aapne kaisi baat kar di bilkul lao humari dress videsh me bhi famous hai....
Main - Par ek kaam karna hoga madam ki dress change ho sakti hai..... woh soch kar dono ko bola - Madam aap dusri dress select kar lo..... same rate ki....
Dono ek dress select karne lagi maine bhabhi aur Usha ke liye ek ek dress select kar li.... kuch hi dair me bhid bhi hat gayi thi..... maine uska card li liya aur payment kar di.
Woh dono aage aakar mujhe thanks kehne lagi - Aap na hote toh hamri dress change nahi hoti....
Main - Waise aap ke dress se lagta hai ki aap dono bhen kafi rich hongi.
Ladki excuse me - Yeh meri pyaari mom hai Nargis.
Main - Sorry my mistake par mujhe aap dono sisters lagi..... Hello Nargis mam hello aap ne apna naam kya batya tha.
Nargis khush hokar - Riya.....
Sach me bahut cute smile thi uski aur uski mom toh sach me model hi lag rahi thi..... Riya ne mera naam pucha ?
Main - Mera naam Rajvardhan hai aur main apni bhabhi ke saath pehli baar Shimla ghumne aaya hun Noida se.
Nargis - What ke coincidence hum bhi Noida se hain kis sector me rahete ho?
Maine sector aur society ka naam batya....
Riya kuch aur dekhne lagi bagal ki shop se uski mom se baat karna mujhe bhi accha lag raha tha.
Hotel ka naam pucha toh hamre hotels pass paas the, Riya baar baar mujhe dekh rahi thi kuch ear tops select karte huye aur main uski taraf dekhta aur Nargis se baat kar raha tha..... jab college ka naam aur stream bhi same the toh woh Riya ko bulai ki iska bhi same college aur stream se hai.
Par Riya ne bol diya - Main college change karne waali hun..... bye.... Chalo mom.
Mujhe thoda rude laga par dono ko good luck wish karke apna bag joh do dress liye the lekar hotel ki taraf chal diya....
Nargis - Yeh kya manners hai Riya ki Raj se rudely baat karo..... woh hamari help kar raha tha....
Dono chalte chalte baat karti huyi Riya boli - Dekha nahi aap ne mom ki woh aap pe line maar raha tha..... Joh age ka lehaj na kare woh respect ke kabil nahi hai.
Nargis - Mujhe toh woh kafi suljha ladka laga, woh hamre shaher se hai aur tumhara hone waala college ki class hoga phir kya karogi.
Riya (apne mann me) woh toh dono pe line maar raha tha stupid.....
Dono hotel aa gayi aur room me jaakar
Nargis boli - Woh mujhe nahi tumhe line mar raha tha..... haan baat mujhse kar raha tha lekin uski nigha humare asset aur figure pe nahi thi, dono ke face pe thi you mess with decent lad.... Itne tall aur handsome ladke Kahan milte hain..... Next time you meet him behave yourself aur washroom chali gayi.
Riya sofe pe beth ke - Rajvardhan ko sorry bol dun kya..... Mom ne toh uska nickname bhi rakh diya Raj..... Handsome toh hai tall bhi hai smart bhi hai ab dekhna padega intelligent hai ki nahi.
Ek min usne college aur name daala college ki site pe apne latest iPhone pe.... New admission list me Rajvardhan name pe tick kiya toh poora biodata nikal aaya.
Nargis aayi toh Riya boli - Mil gayi aap ke Raj ki kundli..... Tejpur kisi gaon me rehta hai. Father postman hai..... aur sunaun aap ke Raj ke baare main. Uski hasiyat nahi hai hamre samne khade hone ki woh attitude ke saath boli.
Nargis - Main Maharashtra ke ek gaon ki rehne waali hun, tumhare dad bhi ek gaon ke rehne waale hain. Hum dono ne kitna struggle kiya hai yahan tak aane ke liye. Raj bhi struggle kar lega.....
Riya - Aap comparison kaise kar sakti ho uska aur hamra.....
Nargis - Ek gaon ke postman ka beta, padhne waala ladka aaj BSC karne Noida aa gaya.... kal high degree lekar USA bhi jaa sakta hai..... Yeh toh baat manni padegi ki ladke main dimagh hai hamri dress costly thi teri wajah se phat bhi gayi thi phir bhi shopkeeper se badalne ko woh ready kar leta hai..... Do sasti dress kharid ke. Tum ko ab sava sher milne waala hai, tumhara bhi bahut dimagh chalta hai.
Riya sochne lagi - Mom usko kun defend kar rahi hain jabki woh mujhe bhi accha laga..... mom ko dekhkar saare ladke unke piche pad jaate hain.
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Doosri taraf......
Mujhe kafi bura laga ki Riya itni acchi ladki hone ke bawajood mujse rudely baat ki.....
Khud ko samajhti kya hai, uski mom Nargis aachi thi usko pata ke Riya ko khoob jalunga..... jab tak mere se haath jod ke maafi nahi mangegi.....
Main hotel pahuch kar Usha ke room me gaya toh Ritu aur Usha hi thi baaki ladies jaa chuki thi..... Mere haath me bag dekhkar Ritu puchi kya baat hai Shimla aate aate shopping bhi kar li humko bulaya bhi nahi it's not fair Raj.....
Yeh bhi Raj bol rahi hai..... saala kya Raju itna hi bura naam hai par Nargis ke muh se Raj sunkar mujhe bahut accha laga tha, Ritu ke muh se bhi Raj sunkar so so laga.
Main - Ek dress Usha madam ke liye doosri bhabhi ke liye hai aur aapko hum jaante hi kahan hai par shop waale ka card deta hun uske pass unique collection hai aur discount bhi dega agar mera naam logi.....
Usha khush hokar - Arre dress lene ki jarurat kya thi par ladies ki ek baat maine hamesha jaane ki kosish ki hai ki saari ladies dress jarur khol ke dekhti hain.....
Ritu bura sa muh bana ke - Accha friends toh ban sakte hain na .
Main - Sure aur uska haath thaam ke hug kar liya.....
Ritu meri pith pe maar ke - Itne fast forward ho pata nahi tha varna dress ke liye tum ko pehle hi hug kar leti.....
Usha ne dono dress khol li bag se aur dekhne lagi uski aankhon me khushi jhalak rahi thi..... Meri konsi hai, tumko size pata hai ?
Main Ritu ko chhod ke bola - Guess work kiya hai..... change bhi kar sakte hain mall road ke pass hi shop hai..... Maine Ritu ke upar dhayan nahi diya woh room se chali gayi thi.....
Maine Usha ko uski dress di ye aap ke liye pehn ke dikho.....
Usha dress lekar room ke mirror ke saane apne aage laga ke dress dekhi - Bahut beautiful hai costly hogi ?
Main - Itni bhi costly nahi hai aap pe bahut khilegi.....
Ek ek karke ladkiyan aur ladies room me aane lagi Ritu ne sabke room me jaakar bol diya tha ki Usha ke liye Rajvardhan nayi dress lekar aaya hai bahut sunder hai....
Sab dono dress dekhne lagi kahan se li kitne ki hai mehangi toh nahi ? Etc etc....
Main - Aap Sab shaant ho jaayo shop waale se meri pehchan ho gayi hai aapko dress leni hain toh jarur ek baar Shop pe visit karna pass me hi hai, Ritu madam ke pass card hai shop ka. Main yeh dress bhabhi ke liye liya hun please unko surprise denge aap batna mat.....
Sab hasne lagi aur Usha pehle hi bathroom me dress check karne chali gayi.....
2 min baad woh aayi toh sach me woh bahut pyaari lag rahi thi aur sab ladies ne tareef ki.... woh mujhe dekhi aur main bhi haath se ishara kar diya beautiful lag rahi ho.....
Usha madam in new dress....
Main bhabhi ki dress ka bag liya aur bye bol ke stairs chadne laga..... Saach me Usha dress me ek bagni gulab ka phool lag rahi thi. Dress bhi poori fitting se unhe aayi thi.
Main room ke door ki bell bajai toh Jyoti bhabhi ne door khola - Kahan chala gaya? Main call karne waali thi..... Chai piyega....
Main - bas mall road tak gaya tha ek shop dikhi mujhe do dress pasand aayi toh aap ke liye le liya.....
Jyoti bhabhi - Yaar mujhe thodi diar ke liye jaana hoga, tu gussa toh nahi karega..... Aadhe ghante ki meeting hai phir lunch hai.
Main jhuti smile dekar - Theek hai dress toh dekh lo.....
Bhabhi apni chunni bed se lekar pehni aur boli - Dress kahan jaa rahi hi baad me dekh lungi.... Tum joh mann kare order kar lena aur mujhe kuch dair ho jaaye toh bura nahi manna ok..... now give me a kiss unhone right gaal aage kar diya....main uske cheek pe kiss kiya.
Bhabhi khush hokar mujhe gale laga ke boli - Good boy.... Bye.....
Maine bye bola bhabhi apna bag lekar door mila ke chali gayi..... Gussa toh mujhe bahut aaya par bhabhi ki majburi dekh kar ya keh lo unka busy hona apne hi staff members me mujhe jaada raas nahin aaya....
Bed pe dress ka bag patak kar main sofe pe phail ke beth gaya..... aankhein baand kar ke kuch kuch sochne laga.... Jab mere liye time hi nahi tha toh mujhe jabardasti kyun laayi isliye ki main Neha ko time na de paun..... Inh se acchi toh Usha hai joh meri kitni care karti hai.....
Tabhi door pe knock huya aur meri gift di huyi dress me Usha mere saamne khadi thi..... Uski pyaari smile mujhe ish samay duniya ki sabse acchi smile lagi.....
"Kyon kehta hai ki mujhe chahne waalon ki koyi kami hai, Ek Ruth jaaye toh lakhon add hote hain"..... Yeh line maine Facebook ke liye likha tha.....
Usha door mila ke mere pass aakar khadi ho gayi - Kaisi lag rahi hun main thodi moti na.....
Main haske - Meri nazar se dekho toh Chand bhi feeka lagta hai tumhare saamne, woh jaag roshan karta hai tum kamre ko roshan kar rahi ho.
Usha - Mujhe thoda thoda samajh aaya par sunkar accha laga..... Thanks Raju aur jhuk ke mere gaal pe kiss kar di.....
Maine uska haath khinch ke apni godi me bitha liya..... "Arre kya kar raho koyi aa jaayega yaar tum mujhe marwa doge".....
Main usko uthne nahi de raha tha kas ke pakda huya tha pait se - Aap bahot beautiful ho Usha madam, I wish to kiss you.
Usha - Please Raju leave me..... I am not that type of woman. I am married aur apni ungli ki ring dikhne lagi.....
Main bhi usko chhod diya woh uth gayi aur sofe pe mere saath beth gayi, mera mood kharab ho gaya tha aur bola - Please leave me alone..... maine ek baat notice ki thi ki main english bolne me ab hichkichat nahi thi flow ya accent theek ho na ho. Shayad ab "Shaher ki Ladki" ya ladkiyon se mera pala pad tha.
Usha - Main tum ko apni dress dikhane aayi thi aur mujhe Madam ke saath jaana hai yeh bhi batana tha..... Sorry Raju it's my mistake...... uska chehre pe udasi mujhe bardasht nahi huyi.
Main uske haath pe haath rakha - Sorry toh mujhe bolna chahiye aap kyun bol rahi ho, mujhe kiss nahi mangni chahiye thi aap married hain. Aap ke husband bahut lucky hai you know.
Usha sharma ke - If I am not married and your age then I will certainly be your GF..... Ritu is unmarried and younger in our group you can try on her.
Main haske "Jab dil aaya ghadiya pe pari kya cheez hai" mann me yeh socha aur bola - Aap meeting attend karo main khaana khakar Shimla ghumta hun.
Usha khade hokar - I think you won't be upset..... Jyoti madam hum sab ki boss hai, woh bahut strict lady hain..... Unka har kaam perfect aur planned way me hota hai. Last moment pe tum ko saath lana pada suddenly plans me minor change karna pada..... Last day trip ka free hai matlab 12 pm tak sab free ho jayege..... Madam aur aap bhi free hoge toh khub Masti majak karna.
Main - Toh mujhe pehle nahi bata sakte the kya ? Main khud ka intjaam kar leta.
Usha - Sorry, my mistake madam ne mujhe pehle bataya tha par meri himmat nahi huyi tumko batane ki phir car me tumhara mood bhi theek nahi tha..... Sorry.
Uske sorry bolne se main has pada
phir bola - Ab toh main free hun jahan chahe ghumo joh chahe woh karun.
Usha - I hope so.
Main - Accha theek hai aap jaake meeting karo, meri taraf se na koyi disturbance hoga na koyi pareshani. Ab jaao na aapki madan gussa hongi.
Usha has ke mere doosre gaal pe kiss kar gayi jaate jaate - Thanks.....
Main - Married hone se aapko kya licence mil jaata hai ki kisi bhi male ko kiss kar do.
Woh door se boli - It's our choice he should be handsome and gentlemen..... He he he he.....
Sach me yeh acchi lady hai, baaton hi baaton me yeh bhi jata diya ki woh married hai aur yeh bhi ki ek option usne khula rakha hai par limit me. Pakka iski boss Jyoti bhabhi ne hi isko sikhaya hoga. HR department waale bahut ghisu type ke log hote hain, kaam kuch nahi karte par din bahar aise dikhte hain ki inh se jaada koyi hardworking nahi hai
To be continue....
Usha ne mere khande pe haath rakh diya toh maine apna kandha jhuka ke usko haath hatne ka ishara kiya bina dekhe..... Usne thodi dair baad meri seedhi jaangh pe haath rakh diya maine usko gusse se dekha par woh bichari chips ka packet khol ke mujhe de rahi thi....
Main headphone niche kiya woh boli - Yeh Kerala ka famous banana chips hain.....
Main - 3-4 chips liya aur khaane laga thoda sweet thoda bagar taste ke thoda phika thoda alag hi type ke the..... Acche hain maine itna hi bola.
Usha - Main tum ko bore kar raha hun kya.
meri hasi nikal gayi
"Nahi aisa nahi hai"
Usha - Then why wear headphone..... Headphone utar ke baat kar sakte ho.... Mujhe pata hai tum bhabhi ke close ho, woh apna kaam karke aa jaata, tension nahi lene ka.
Main - Aap ko kisne batya? bhabhi ne....
Usha smile dekar - Nahi tumhari eyes se pata chal raha hota..... ki tum kitne upset hai.
Main - Kuch bhi..... aankhon se pata chal jaata toh sab bolte hun kyun. Aankhon se aankhein milte aur sab pata chal jaata.....
Usha - You are really funny man.
Main uske haath pe haath rakh diya joh meri jaangh se usne uthaya nahi tha - Aap Kerala gayi hain..... Woh haath chhudne lagi.... Maine sorry bolkar haath chhod diya....
Usha - Main Kerala se hun xxxxxx jagah se....
Main - Ohh samajha South Indian..... I like South Indian movies a lot of fighting action movies.
Usha smile dekar - I am malyali.
Main - Kya farak hai.....
Yeh sawal mene galat puch liya..... Itna bada answer maine nahi expect kiya tha..... 4 states ki details sunkar maine sar pakad liya.....
Main uske saamne literally haath jod ke bola - Mujhse galti ho gayi..... aap sabse acchi ho malyali madam.
Woh haske lotpot ho gayi..... Driver bhi bore ho raha tha woh puccha - Sir gaane laga lun.
Main majak me kaha - Only malayali songs laga lo.....
Usha - Mere mobile me hain.....
Main - Haan lago na.... ( Mann me saale driver ke bacche tere ko bhi maja aayega ) Usha usse gaadi ke music system ki lead mangi aur lead se mobile connect karke list dekhkar gaana laga di..... behanchod hum dono ki gaand phat gayi yeh kya hai.....
Driver mere taraf dekha - Maine South Indian songs sun hai.
Main thoda aage badhkar volume kam kiya aur bola - Mujhe samajh nahi aa rahe hain.....
Usha - Words nahi lyrics enjoy karo.....
Ghanta feel karo maine khud ki Lanka lagwa di...... ab Usha thoda volume badha ke sync karke gaane lagi..... Main uski godi se chips ka packet liya aur chips khate huye apne headphone laga liya aur driver ki sakal dikhne waali thi.....
Theek 9:40 pm, gaadi ek dhabe pe ruki, hum pehle hi pahuch gaye the driver ne tej gaadi chali thi.... Pehle hum fresh huya phir bus ka wait karne lage.....
Usha bahut khush thi woh mujhse talli baja ke baat kar rahi thi..... Shayad office ka culture hoga, ab tak aayi kun nahi bus.
Main - Aa hi jaayegi ab hum aap seedha Shimla tak saath jaayenge..... Kai kehti ho aap.
Usha - Madam se puchna padega vaise bhi mujhe Bus me vomiting ho jaata hai.
30 min baad bus bhi aa gayi sab utere fresh huye hum dono ko dekhkar kuch log bole bus puncture ho gayi thi.....
Bhabhi apna bag hamri table pe rakh ke washroom chali gayi..... Usha ne bag apne pass rakh liye. Jarori document hai bag me.....
Usha aur mere acchi jaan pehchaan ho gayi thi, bhabhi ko ignore karne ke liye main toilet ka bhana bana ke chala gaya aur dhabe ke aspas kya hai woh dekhne laga..... Thodi dair me gadi ke driver ke pass khada raha woh bhi shikayat kar raha tha bhaiya phir se gaane na lagwa dena main Hindi desi song hi sun lunga.....
Main thodi dair usse baat ki tabhi bhabhi hamre paas aa gayi - Khaana kha lo.... Tum bhi driver bhaiya.....
Main - Mujhe bhookh nahi hai aap kha lo Hum ne gaadi me chip aur colddrink pi Li thi.....
Bhabhi mujhe daant kar boli - Ek kaan pe lagungi, saari akal thikane aa jaayegi.... Chalo jaldi khaana kha lo.....
Bhabhi apne group me beth gayi aur main ek table pe alag se chai aur partha order kar diya..... Har baar lagta tha ki maine ish trip pe aake heavy mistake kar di....
10 min baad khaana aa gaya..... Maine chup chap khaana kha raha tha, bhabhi waale group ka shor mere kaan se dil tak kaise gussa dila raha tha jaakar sabka muh tod dun......
Tabhi Usha mere pas apni plate lekar aa gayi aur boli - Raju kya hum apni plate share kar sakte hai please na.....
Uski baat pe na chahte huye bhi hasi aa gayi, maine bhabhi ko sabak sikhana ki sochi ki kya aapke alawa koyi nahi hai jisko meri fikar hai? ..... (Hain na meri Usha madam)
Main - Sure we can share.....
Woh waiter se 1 coffee manwa li uski thaali me matar paneer, aloo dum, bhendi ki sabji aur tandoori roti, raita, achar, ek gulab jamun tha.....
(Chakker yeh tha thali pehle se hi fix thi number wise, bhabhi extra thaali ki bolne waali thi par maine khud ka order de diya )
Meri plate me do makhan waale parathe dahi achar chatni..... Hum dono haste huye khaana khane lage aur mere joke pe woh meri thighs ya hand pe pat kar deti..... uska nature mujhe bahut accha lag raha tha. Hum ne khaana khaya aur haath dho ke gadi me beth gaya..... Usha bhi gaadi me beth gayi tab drive puccha chalna hai kya bhaiya.....
Usha - Madan saath jaayega.....
Mujhe bahut gussa aaya par kar kuch nahi sakta tha toh kuch soch ke Usha ko bola ki aap meri seat pe saath me beth ke chalogi.
Usha - Main toh bus beth jaungi madam ke aate.....
Mera para chad gaya aur gaadi se nikal ke niche group ke pass jaakar bhabhi se bola - Excuse me Jyoti madam 1 min meri jaruri baat sun lengi.....
Sab shaant ho gaye aur bhabhi ko awkward laga par excuse me!!! bol ke woh mere pass aayi - Kya hai Raju ?
Main - Usha madam ko bus me chakkar aur ulti aate hain woh mere saath hi rahengi gaadi me..... yeh hi request karni thi..... aur wahan se apni gaadi me jaakar beth gaya....
Usha puchi - Kya huyi madam ko kyun bula rahe the, woh meeting le rahi thi.....
Main - Thakke maine bhi sune the yeh meeting nahi jokaron ki mandli hai.... Ha ha ha ha bas paglon ki tarah has rahe the....
Usha bhi shocked thi mere baat sunkar par kuch nahi boli bas meri peeth pe haath pherti huyi kahi - Cool ho jaayo, itna gussa theek nahi..... water piyo..... bottle meri taraf ki.....
Main bhi uske kaandhe pe sar rakh liya aur aankhein band kar li..... woh meri peeth pe haath pherti huyi cool down baar baar keh rahi thi.
20 min baad bhabhi aayi aur gaadi ki front door khol ke ander beth gayi..... Driver toh pehle hi gaadi me beth ke Hindi songs sun raha tha.....
Bhabhi meri taraf dekhi aur driver ko chalne ko boli..... main full ignore maar raha tha..... ab seat pe full aaram se betha tha aur headphone laga ke gaane sun raha tha.....
Usha boli bhi ki madam main bus me jaun tab bhabhi ne uttar diya tum Raju ke saath bethi raho main ish seat pe comfortable hun..... Bhabhi ko jalane ke saare kaam me kar raha tha, Usha kuch bolti usse baat kar leta..... Par bhabhi ne kayi baar mujhe pukar lagai par maine ignore kiya.....
Bhaiya ka phone aaya 12 baje raat ke , bhabhi ne mujhe phone diya unse hi hello kiya aur unhone wahi baat dorahi, bhabhi ka khayal rakhna tum ab bade aur jimmedar aadmi ban gaye ho etc.
Maine bhaiya ko happy journey wish kiya aur bhabhi ko mobile de diya..... Woh 5 min baad karti rehi. 1:30 baje ki unki flight thi Singapore ki.
Aise hi Innova gaadi bahut tez aur smooth chalti hai isliye hum ko bhi neend aane lagi..... Beech beech me aankh khulti toh bhabhi aur Usha ko check kar leta ki sab theek hai na......
3 baje gaddi ek hotel pe roki tab hum jaage.... Main ne Usha ko utha diya aur fresh hone chala gaya.....
Driver - Bhaiya yahan chai acchi milti hai..... aur ab pahad shuru honge.....
Main theek hai pee lo...... Main gaadi me beth gaya dono ladies fresh hokar chai order kar di..... mujhe bulaya toh maine mana kar diya mujhe chai nahi peeni.....
30 min baad phir gaadi chali ab main aage betha aur woh dono peeche..... ab bhi Usha ki baaton ka main jawab de deta bhabhi se baat bhi nahi kar raha tha.....
Subha 7 baje hum Shimla pahunch gaye, main poora phadi raste jaagta raha..... maine aaj tak pahad kya choti se pahadi bhi nahi dekhi thi sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the driver se lekar bhabhi aur Usha..... Main kuch photo bhi kheechi mobile camera se. Mere liye safar bahut romanchak tha.... Par abhi toh shuruwat hi huyi thi..... Hamne garam jacket pehni thi jaise hi pahad shuru ho gaye the.....
First day (Shimla trip).....
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Hotel humara mall road ke nazdeek hi tha joh Shimla ki famous road ya street keh lo.
Hotel ki reception pe bhabhi ne booking confirmation ki receipt dekhai phir do room allot karne ko bola.....
Usha ek ladki se saath room share karne waali thi aur bhabhi ke room me main rehne waala tha.....
Bhabhi katach karti huyi boli - Usha yeh tere hi room me rehne waala hai, mujhse toh baat bhi nahi kar raha hai.....
Usha apne room ki key aur apna luggage lekar boli - Madam aapka sweet devar hai, thoda angry young man hai, room me jaakar agreement kar lo mujhe ish lafde me nahi phasna bye bye...... Woh first floor pe chali gayi.....
Maine bhabhi ke room ki key li mujhe fresh hona tha mera aur unka luggage liya.... 2nd floor pe aa gaya..... Bhabhi saamne khadi thi woh lift se aayi thi..... Meri halat dekhkar hasne lagi......
Main jaldi se room ka door key se khola aur saara samaan ander kiya bhabhi daud ke bathroom chali gayi..... Main bhabhi bhabhi chillata reh gaya woh boli 5 min de.....
Ab room band karke main, reception pe niche gaya aur khali toilet pucha toh ek room khali tha usme jakar halka huya luckily Indian seat thi toilet me, phir fresh hokar bhabhi ke room me aaya.....
Woh abhi bhi toilet me thi..... Room ka door mila kar ke room dekhna laga mere flat ke room se thoda bada tha space me..... ek sofa, do chair, ek table, ek double bed aur ek almira bas khatam..... Haan ek bathroom attached toilet thi jisko maine abhi dekha nahi tha.....
Bed pe beth ke apne shoes nikala kapde bhi nikala toh thand lagi ek rajai me ghus gaya.....
Bhabhi 5 min baad aayi aur hasne lagi maine muh dhak liya..... woh bed pe chad ke meri rajai khinchne lagi.....
Main - Mat karo bhabhi bahut thand hai.
Woh haske mere gaalon pe kiss karne lagi, main muh chhup raha tha.....
Bhabhi - Itni thand se dar gaya tere haal tab kya hoga jab laddakh jaayega wahan toh -20 temp chala jaata hai..... yahan toh kaafi rahat hai..... jaa fresh ho le....
Main - Doosre room ke toilet me fresh ho liya tha.....
Bhabhi - Accha ji ab yeh bol de ladna hai ya yun hi muh phule rehna hain....
Main chhup hi raha.... Bhabhi meri rajai hata ke - Kya beta abhi bhi naraj hai apni bhabhi maa se.....
Itni baat sunkar main phaphak ke unke gaale lagkar roone laga woh bhi mujhe chhupte huye rone lagi - Ale mera baccha mera munna..... rote nahi..... thodi diar baad main chhup huya.....
Woh mujhe laad dikhane lagi mere chehre pe chumi ki baarish karke..... Phir khud beth ke bedrest ke sahare, mujhe apni godi me sar rakhkar leta li aur rajai odha di..... thodi dair baad Usha bhi aa gayi room me.....
Usha -
Has ke bhabhi devar me understanding ho gayi congratulations.... he he he he.....Bhabhi - yeh toh mera pyaara sa beta hai kab tak maa se rutha rehta..... Maa ki chav me isko sukun milta hai.....
Usha - Mera bhi ek devar hai ek number ka bevadh hai, aap lucky ho joh itna accha devar mila hai.....
Main - Nahi main lucky hun joh itni acchi pyaari bhabhi maa mil hai mujhe..... I love you bhabhi..... mene uske sunder gaal pe kiss kar diya.
Usha - You both are lucky ab khush.....
Bhabhi mere sar ke baalon me ungliyan pherne lagi aur woh dono meri gaadi ki harkatein yaad karke hasne lagi kab main soya pata hi nahi chala..... Gaadi me bahut thaakan ho gayi thi.....
Duphar 1 baje.....
Main jab utha toh 1 baj raha tha aur bhabhi bhi soo rahi thi..... Uthkar pehle toilet gaya yeh English toilet thi saath me ek hauz thi choti si shayad nahate honge.... Bathroom mere room ke bathroom se chota tha.....
Fresh hokar bahar aaya aur garam kapde pehn joh bhabhi ne hanger pe taag diye the phir jhuk ke bhabhi ko jagaya.... Woh neend me thi - Raju sone de na.....
Main uske gaal pe kiss karke - 1 baj gaya uthna nahi hai kya..... Bhabhi apna chehra dhak ke aadhe ghante sone de..... please disturb mat kar.....
Main toh poori neend le liya tha, socha bhabhi ko sone do Usha madam ko pareshan karte hain aur 3 char pics pahad ki Roshni bhabhi ko bhej di whatsup pe aur call check kiya kai miss call Neha ke thi phir maa ko call karke batya diya ki main Shimla me hun bhabhi ke saath tumhare liye kya lun. Woh seedha taal di - Kuch nahi aur apni bhabhi ki har baat mana aur call cut kar diya....
Maa itni gussa hai ab toh main Noida bhi aa gaya woh meri galti maaf nahi karegi, waise bhi maine bahut badi galti ki thi sirf didi ki khushi ke liye....
Roshni bhabhi ka call aaya - Kyun devarji badi bhabhi ke saath Shimla me maje kar rahe ho.....
Main hasa - Kisi ko mirchi lag rahi hai ha haha
.....Roshni - Mirchi ghused ush Neha ki bur me main kyun jalungi..... Jyoti ka bhi hak hai tere pe..... waise doodh toh pee liya hoga apni bhabhi ka he he he he......
Mujhe woh baat yaad aa gayi jab bhaiya apne lund se bhabhi ki chut maar rahe the, itna accha scene main kaise bhul sakta hun..... sach me Jyoti bhabhi swarg ki apsara hain.
Roshni - Hello hello .....
Main- Haan bol.....
Roshni - Mere liye kya laaoge devar ji.....
Main - Tu joh bol....
Roshni - Theek hai puchkar batati hun.....
Phir call cut kar di..... Pakka sabko batne gayi hongi ghar me ki main Shimla me hun bhabhi ke saath. Baad me pata chala ki maa ne pehle hi bata diya tha sabko.....
Maine Usha ka call kiya ( no. Exchange hum gaadi me hi kar liye the ) aur uska room poocha.... Woh 11 no room me thi first floor pe wahan pahunch ke room ki bell baja diya toh ek sundar ladki ne darwaza khola - Raju gussa utar gaya..... Ander aao.....
Main - Ji Usha madam hain kya ?
Woh mera haath pakad ke ander khinch li aur boli - Hum tumko khaa nahi jaayenge..... hi hi hi hi..... mil lo apni Usha madam se.....
Main dekha toh saari ladkiyan aur ladies ek room me thi aur chai nasta kar rahi thi.....
Usha khade hokar aayi - Aao Raju kya kaam tha....
Main - baad me aata hun aap enjoy karo.
Main door ki taraf muda woh ladki door lock karke khadi thi saamne..... yeh Kahan phas gaya.....
Usha - Beth jao aur humare saath chai peeni padegi..... Kyun girls....
Sabne yes kaha tab main dekha toh dewar se tek laga ke khada ho gaya sab 10 jodi eyes females ki meri taraf hi thi....
Ek ladies chai tharmus se cup me daalne lagi tabhi ek poochi - Jyoti madam ke devar ho na toh itni rude tareeke se kyun baat ki tum ne ?
Main kuch soch ke bola - I am sorry for my rude behaviour..... bhabhi se maafi maang chuka hun aap sab bhi maaf kar dijiye maine haath jod ke sar jhuka ke kaha....
Woh ladki boli joh mere piche khadi thi - 10 baar kaan pakad ke utakh bethak karo.....
Main ok bol ke kaan pakad ke 10 bethak kiya.... Usha taali baja ke nice boy boli..... Main na kehti thi ki dono me maa bete jaisa pyaar hai dekh liye proof.
Sab taali bajye..... mujhe kuch kuch samajh aa raha tha ki yeh sab mera test le rahe the.....
Woh ladki jisne mera haath pakad ke khincha tha boli - sab soch rahe the tum ne drinks kar rakhi hai, isliye aise behave kiye.....
Main hairan hokar - Main toh sharab chu ta tak nahi, sharabiyo se mera 36 ka ankada rehta hai..... Mujhe sharab aur sharabiyo se nafrat hai.....
Woh ladki - I am Ritu nice to meet you, mujhe bhi sharab se nafrat hai..... milo haath......
Main khush hokar haath milya.....
(Par mujhe nahi pata tha ki kayi ladkiyan aur auraton ish group ki sharab peeti hain..... Yahan tak ki mere bhaiya aur bhabhi bhi yeh baat mujhe kayi mahine baad pata chali..... mere flat me shift hone se pehle dono bar section showpiece me change kar diya tha.)
Meri acchi friendship ho gayi thi ladies ke saath main unki baat sunkar smile kar deta..... ek baar ko laga ki main galat jagah aa gaya hun par saari acchi aur sweet thi.
Chai peekar main bola - Bhabhi ne mujhe aadhe ghante me uthne ko bola hai isliye main aata hun.....
Usha mujhe room ke bahar tak chodne aayi aur boli - Raju tumko bura nahi laga hoga hum sab dost hain.....
Main - Nahin bilkul nahi galti ki hai toh accept bhi karna padta hai, main toh kayi baar maar bhi kha chuka hun galti karne pe. It's ok.....
Main socha bhabhi ko sone dun woh call kar lengi main thoda mall road pe ghum lo.... Neha ko call mila diya chalte baat karne laga mall road pe.....
Neha - Aa gayi tujhe meri yaad, abhi kyun phone kar raha hai.....
Main muskura ke - Kaisi hai meri jaan Neha darling ?
Neha - Mar gayi teri darling main hospital hokar aayi hun.....
Main - Kya huya yaar tujhe? hospital sab theek toh hai.
Neha - Yaar problem ho gayi hai, josh josh me apni chut ka satyanash karwa li..... Sujan kam hone ke bajaye badh rahi hai....
Main - Tu abhi kahan hai office me....
Neha - Haan itne din baad aayi hun...... dard alag se hai.
Main - Koyi painkiller tablet le le..... tu ne hi toh dubara karne ko bola tha.
Neha - Yaar maine sex power ki 2 tablet khaa li thi, ush samay pata nahi chala sar abhi bhi bharai hai.....
Main - Tu kya pagal ho gayi hai sex power ki tablet kaun khata hai, Sid ki tarah tu bhi sex manic ho jayegi..... Dekh yaar na aise maja aata hai aur aadat alag lag jaati hai.
Neha - Sorry yaar main tera lund lene se dar rahi thi isliye confidence badhne ke liye tablet kha li..... Tera hai bhi toh ghode jaisa he he he he.....
Main - Tu poori pagal hai, agar tablet khaani hi thi toh 1/2 ya 1 khaati par nahi double maja lena hai..... aur has rahi hai.
Neha - Tera call aa gaya ab thoda dil aur mere niche ke part me bhi sakun mila.... I love you darling..... muhhhhh.....
Woh call pe kiss dene lagi.....
Main - Me too.....
Neha - Tu hai kahan ?
Main - Guess kar.....
Neha - Saale Shimla me hai kya no way pakka bhabhi ke saath gaya hoga.... right.
Main hasne lage - Haan Shimla me hun yaar pehli baar hill station aaya hun yahan thand hai.... tujhe kaise pata.....
Neha - Sorry gaali nikal gayi, bhabhi Shimla jaane waali thi tere flat pe tu nahi hoga, teri maid Sarla ka phone aaya tha ki main tujhse dur rahun tu abhi baccha hai.
Main - Sarla didi ne aisa kaha he he he he.....
Neha - Jaada has mat I miss you yaar.....
Main - Ek painkiller kha le office me Ghar jaakar thodi icing kar lena..... ok chal bye.
Neha - Love you bye.
Mall road.....
Kuch dur jaakar......
Maine dekha - Do ladkiyan kisi se jhagda kar rahi thi main bhi unke pass chala gaya dono doodh ya cream ki bani thi bahut sundar thi aur modern thi unki dress bhi costly lag rahi thi.....
Ek shop waale se pucha kya huya bhaiya woh mujhe uper se niche dekha aur bola - Do dress karidi thi ush shop se, 5 min baad aakar shikayat kar rahi hai ek dress phata nikala.
Main - Chalo dekhte hain problem solved karne ki koshish karte hain....
Main aage dono ke pass chala gaya - Kya huya madam itni bhid kyun lagi hai.....
Ek toh meri ht acchi thi aur baaki log bhi kayi shop waale bhi unko hi bol rahe the.... Fatte me pair ghusana meri purani aadat thi aur jab baat ladies ki ho toh main unki side leta hun.
Ladies dress shop.....
Ek ki ht kisi model ki tarah thi dusri bhi kam khubsurat nahi thi bas karib size zero figure waali thi..... woh bahut pyaari aur cute lag rahi thi dekhne me.
Lady - Tum kon ho ?
Ladki - Humne do dress select ki aur payment karke chale gaye hotel me jaakar dekha toh ek dress phati thi pakka inhone change kar di hogi....
Ek aadmi - Tu kyon hai.....
Main - Police..... ko bulan.
Police ka naam sunkar shopkeeper - Bula lo hum darte nahi hai....
Main - Dar ka toh tujhe jab pata chalega jab public tere ko jutte se maregi.... Yeh dono madam tourist hain aur payment bhi poora di hain..... Dress change kar de itni se baat hai.....
Dono meri baat sunkar meri taraf hi dekhkar thodi comfortable ho gayi shayad bhid me koyi toh hai joh humari side le raha hai.....
Shopkeeper - Dukan pe bika maal nahi wapas hota.
Main gussa se - wapas nahi badal toh sakta hai..... ishme tera hi fayada hai..... Maine dekha hai tere pass acchi acchi dress hai do main meri bhabhi ke liye kharidne ki soch raha tha..... theek hai police ko hi bulana padega....
Shopkeeper - Aap dress loge ?
Dono meri picche karib aa gayi thi, bhid se side hokar.
Main - Yaar tu bhi kaisi baat kar raha hai main kya sab yahan se dress lenge bas tu pyaar se baat kara kar..... main usko ek side le gaya mere saath 10 ladies ka group aaya hai bole toh unko bhi shop pe laun ?
Woh mera haath pakad ke arre sir ji aapne kaisi baat kar di bilkul lao humari dress videsh me bhi famous hai....
Main - Par ek kaam karna hoga madam ki dress change ho sakti hai..... woh soch kar dono ko bola - Madam aap dusri dress select kar lo..... same rate ki....
Dono ek dress select karne lagi maine bhabhi aur Usha ke liye ek ek dress select kar li.... kuch hi dair me bhid bhi hat gayi thi..... maine uska card li liya aur payment kar di.
Woh dono aage aakar mujhe thanks kehne lagi - Aap na hote toh hamri dress change nahi hoti....
Main - Waise aap ke dress se lagta hai ki aap dono bhen kafi rich hongi.
Ladki excuse me - Yeh meri pyaari mom hai Nargis.
Main - Sorry my mistake par mujhe aap dono sisters lagi..... Hello Nargis mam hello aap ne apna naam kya batya tha.
Nargis khush hokar - Riya.....
Sach me bahut cute smile thi uski aur uski mom toh sach me model hi lag rahi thi..... Riya ne mera naam pucha ?
Main - Mera naam Rajvardhan hai aur main apni bhabhi ke saath pehli baar Shimla ghumne aaya hun Noida se.
Nargis - What ke coincidence hum bhi Noida se hain kis sector me rahete ho?
Maine sector aur society ka naam batya....
Riya kuch aur dekhne lagi bagal ki shop se uski mom se baat karna mujhe bhi accha lag raha tha.
Hotel ka naam pucha toh hamre hotels pass paas the, Riya baar baar mujhe dekh rahi thi kuch ear tops select karte huye aur main uski taraf dekhta aur Nargis se baat kar raha tha..... jab college ka naam aur stream bhi same the toh woh Riya ko bulai ki iska bhi same college aur stream se hai.
Par Riya ne bol diya - Main college change karne waali hun..... bye.... Chalo mom.
Mujhe thoda rude laga par dono ko good luck wish karke apna bag joh do dress liye the lekar hotel ki taraf chal diya....
Nargis - Yeh kya manners hai Riya ki Raj se rudely baat karo..... woh hamari help kar raha tha....
Dono chalte chalte baat karti huyi Riya boli - Dekha nahi aap ne mom ki woh aap pe line maar raha tha..... Joh age ka lehaj na kare woh respect ke kabil nahi hai.
Nargis - Mujhe toh woh kafi suljha ladka laga, woh hamre shaher se hai aur tumhara hone waala college ki class hoga phir kya karogi.
Riya (apne mann me) woh toh dono pe line maar raha tha stupid.....
Dono hotel aa gayi aur room me jaakar
Nargis boli - Woh mujhe nahi tumhe line mar raha tha..... haan baat mujhse kar raha tha lekin uski nigha humare asset aur figure pe nahi thi, dono ke face pe thi you mess with decent lad.... Itne tall aur handsome ladke Kahan milte hain..... Next time you meet him behave yourself aur washroom chali gayi.
Riya sofe pe beth ke - Rajvardhan ko sorry bol dun kya..... Mom ne toh uska nickname bhi rakh diya Raj..... Handsome toh hai tall bhi hai smart bhi hai ab dekhna padega intelligent hai ki nahi.
Ek min usne college aur name daala college ki site pe apne latest iPhone pe.... New admission list me Rajvardhan name pe tick kiya toh poora biodata nikal aaya.
Nargis aayi toh Riya boli - Mil gayi aap ke Raj ki kundli..... Tejpur kisi gaon me rehta hai. Father postman hai..... aur sunaun aap ke Raj ke baare main. Uski hasiyat nahi hai hamre samne khade hone ki woh attitude ke saath boli.
Nargis - Main Maharashtra ke ek gaon ki rehne waali hun, tumhare dad bhi ek gaon ke rehne waale hain. Hum dono ne kitna struggle kiya hai yahan tak aane ke liye. Raj bhi struggle kar lega.....
Riya - Aap comparison kaise kar sakti ho uska aur hamra.....
Nargis - Ek gaon ke postman ka beta, padhne waala ladka aaj BSC karne Noida aa gaya.... kal high degree lekar USA bhi jaa sakta hai..... Yeh toh baat manni padegi ki ladke main dimagh hai hamri dress costly thi teri wajah se phat bhi gayi thi phir bhi shopkeeper se badalne ko woh ready kar leta hai..... Do sasti dress kharid ke. Tum ko ab sava sher milne waala hai, tumhara bhi bahut dimagh chalta hai.
Riya sochne lagi - Mom usko kun defend kar rahi hain jabki woh mujhe bhi accha laga..... mom ko dekhkar saare ladke unke piche pad jaate hain.
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Doosri taraf......
Mujhe kafi bura laga ki Riya itni acchi ladki hone ke bawajood mujse rudely baat ki.....
Khud ko samajhti kya hai, uski mom Nargis aachi thi usko pata ke Riya ko khoob jalunga..... jab tak mere se haath jod ke maafi nahi mangegi.....
Main hotel pahuch kar Usha ke room me gaya toh Ritu aur Usha hi thi baaki ladies jaa chuki thi..... Mere haath me bag dekhkar Ritu puchi kya baat hai Shimla aate aate shopping bhi kar li humko bulaya bhi nahi it's not fair Raj.....
Yeh bhi Raj bol rahi hai..... saala kya Raju itna hi bura naam hai par Nargis ke muh se Raj sunkar mujhe bahut accha laga tha, Ritu ke muh se bhi Raj sunkar so so laga.
Main - Ek dress Usha madam ke liye doosri bhabhi ke liye hai aur aapko hum jaante hi kahan hai par shop waale ka card deta hun uske pass unique collection hai aur discount bhi dega agar mera naam logi.....
Usha khush hokar - Arre dress lene ki jarurat kya thi par ladies ki ek baat maine hamesha jaane ki kosish ki hai ki saari ladies dress jarur khol ke dekhti hain.....
Ritu bura sa muh bana ke - Accha friends toh ban sakte hain na .
Main - Sure aur uska haath thaam ke hug kar liya.....
Ritu meri pith pe maar ke - Itne fast forward ho pata nahi tha varna dress ke liye tum ko pehle hi hug kar leti.....
Usha ne dono dress khol li bag se aur dekhne lagi uski aankhon me khushi jhalak rahi thi..... Meri konsi hai, tumko size pata hai ?
Main Ritu ko chhod ke bola - Guess work kiya hai..... change bhi kar sakte hain mall road ke pass hi shop hai..... Maine Ritu ke upar dhayan nahi diya woh room se chali gayi thi.....
Maine Usha ko uski dress di ye aap ke liye pehn ke dikho.....
Usha dress lekar room ke mirror ke saane apne aage laga ke dress dekhi - Bahut beautiful hai costly hogi ?
Main - Itni bhi costly nahi hai aap pe bahut khilegi.....
Ek ek karke ladkiyan aur ladies room me aane lagi Ritu ne sabke room me jaakar bol diya tha ki Usha ke liye Rajvardhan nayi dress lekar aaya hai bahut sunder hai....
Sab dono dress dekhne lagi kahan se li kitne ki hai mehangi toh nahi ? Etc etc....
Main - Aap Sab shaant ho jaayo shop waale se meri pehchan ho gayi hai aapko dress leni hain toh jarur ek baar Shop pe visit karna pass me hi hai, Ritu madam ke pass card hai shop ka. Main yeh dress bhabhi ke liye liya hun please unko surprise denge aap batna mat.....
Sab hasne lagi aur Usha pehle hi bathroom me dress check karne chali gayi.....
2 min baad woh aayi toh sach me woh bahut pyaari lag rahi thi aur sab ladies ne tareef ki.... woh mujhe dekhi aur main bhi haath se ishara kar diya beautiful lag rahi ho.....
Usha madam in new dress....
Main bhabhi ki dress ka bag liya aur bye bol ke stairs chadne laga..... Saach me Usha dress me ek bagni gulab ka phool lag rahi thi. Dress bhi poori fitting se unhe aayi thi.
Main room ke door ki bell bajai toh Jyoti bhabhi ne door khola - Kahan chala gaya? Main call karne waali thi..... Chai piyega....
Main - bas mall road tak gaya tha ek shop dikhi mujhe do dress pasand aayi toh aap ke liye le liya.....
Jyoti bhabhi - Yaar mujhe thodi diar ke liye jaana hoga, tu gussa toh nahi karega..... Aadhe ghante ki meeting hai phir lunch hai.
Main jhuti smile dekar - Theek hai dress toh dekh lo.....
Bhabhi apni chunni bed se lekar pehni aur boli - Dress kahan jaa rahi hi baad me dekh lungi.... Tum joh mann kare order kar lena aur mujhe kuch dair ho jaaye toh bura nahi manna ok..... now give me a kiss unhone right gaal aage kar diya....main uske cheek pe kiss kiya.
Bhabhi khush hokar mujhe gale laga ke boli - Good boy.... Bye.....
Maine bye bola bhabhi apna bag lekar door mila ke chali gayi..... Gussa toh mujhe bahut aaya par bhabhi ki majburi dekh kar ya keh lo unka busy hona apne hi staff members me mujhe jaada raas nahin aaya....
Bed pe dress ka bag patak kar main sofe pe phail ke beth gaya..... aankhein baand kar ke kuch kuch sochne laga.... Jab mere liye time hi nahi tha toh mujhe jabardasti kyun laayi isliye ki main Neha ko time na de paun..... Inh se acchi toh Usha hai joh meri kitni care karti hai.....
Tabhi door pe knock huya aur meri gift di huyi dress me Usha mere saamne khadi thi..... Uski pyaari smile mujhe ish samay duniya ki sabse acchi smile lagi.....
"Kyon kehta hai ki mujhe chahne waalon ki koyi kami hai, Ek Ruth jaaye toh lakhon add hote hain"..... Yeh line maine Facebook ke liye likha tha.....
Usha door mila ke mere pass aakar khadi ho gayi - Kaisi lag rahi hun main thodi moti na.....
Main haske - Meri nazar se dekho toh Chand bhi feeka lagta hai tumhare saamne, woh jaag roshan karta hai tum kamre ko roshan kar rahi ho.
Usha - Mujhe thoda thoda samajh aaya par sunkar accha laga..... Thanks Raju aur jhuk ke mere gaal pe kiss kar di.....
Maine uska haath khinch ke apni godi me bitha liya..... "Arre kya kar raho koyi aa jaayega yaar tum mujhe marwa doge".....
Main usko uthne nahi de raha tha kas ke pakda huya tha pait se - Aap bahot beautiful ho Usha madam, I wish to kiss you.
Usha - Please Raju leave me..... I am not that type of woman. I am married aur apni ungli ki ring dikhne lagi.....
Main bhi usko chhod diya woh uth gayi aur sofe pe mere saath beth gayi, mera mood kharab ho gaya tha aur bola - Please leave me alone..... maine ek baat notice ki thi ki main english bolne me ab hichkichat nahi thi flow ya accent theek ho na ho. Shayad ab "Shaher ki Ladki" ya ladkiyon se mera pala pad tha.
Usha - Main tum ko apni dress dikhane aayi thi aur mujhe Madam ke saath jaana hai yeh bhi batana tha..... Sorry Raju it's my mistake...... uska chehre pe udasi mujhe bardasht nahi huyi.
Main uske haath pe haath rakha - Sorry toh mujhe bolna chahiye aap kyun bol rahi ho, mujhe kiss nahi mangni chahiye thi aap married hain. Aap ke husband bahut lucky hai you know.
Usha sharma ke - If I am not married and your age then I will certainly be your GF..... Ritu is unmarried and younger in our group you can try on her.
Main haske "Jab dil aaya ghadiya pe pari kya cheez hai" mann me yeh socha aur bola - Aap meeting attend karo main khaana khakar Shimla ghumta hun.
Usha khade hokar - I think you won't be upset..... Jyoti madam hum sab ki boss hai, woh bahut strict lady hain..... Unka har kaam perfect aur planned way me hota hai. Last moment pe tum ko saath lana pada suddenly plans me minor change karna pada..... Last day trip ka free hai matlab 12 pm tak sab free ho jayege..... Madam aur aap bhi free hoge toh khub Masti majak karna.
Main - Toh mujhe pehle nahi bata sakte the kya ? Main khud ka intjaam kar leta.
Usha - Sorry, my mistake madam ne mujhe pehle bataya tha par meri himmat nahi huyi tumko batane ki phir car me tumhara mood bhi theek nahi tha..... Sorry.
Uske sorry bolne se main has pada
phir bola - Ab toh main free hun jahan chahe ghumo joh chahe woh karun.
Usha - I hope so.
Main - Accha theek hai aap jaake meeting karo, meri taraf se na koyi disturbance hoga na koyi pareshani. Ab jaao na aapki madan gussa hongi.
Usha has ke mere doosre gaal pe kiss kar gayi jaate jaate - Thanks.....
Main - Married hone se aapko kya licence mil jaata hai ki kisi bhi male ko kiss kar do.
Woh door se boli - It's our choice he should be handsome and gentlemen.....
He he he he.....Sach me yeh acchi lady hai, baaton hi baaton me yeh bhi jata diya ki woh married hai aur yeh bhi ki ek option usne khula rakha hai par limit me. Pakka iski boss Jyoti bhabhi ne hi isko sikhaya hoga. HR department waale bahut ghisu type ke log hote hain, kaam kuch nahi karte par din bahar aise dikhte hain ki inh se jaada koyi hardworking nahi hai
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Update 8
Usha ke jaane ke 10 min baad Ritu aa gayi room me.....
( Ritu ko Usha ne hi bheja tha yeh baat Usha ne baad me batayi thi, Ritu tum me interested hai madam ko pata nahi chalna chahiye)
Ritu Purohit - Age 23 yrs, 6 month huye hain company join kiye, Hariyana rohtak se hai, ht 5ft 6 inch, fig 33 - 25 - 33, state-level ki kho-kho player hai..... Fair colour, mixed complexion, short hair, dekhne me uski body athletic lagti hai. 1 saal pehle breakup huya hai ab koyi boyfriend nahi banna chahti seedha shaadi karegi.
Ritu
Mere pass aakar dress shop waale ka card mere muh pe maari - Dress dene ki jab himmat ho tab mujhse baat kariyo.
Main khada hokar - Arre yeh kya trika hai baat karne ka..... maine jhuk ke card carpet se uthya. " Dress leni nahi hai toh koyi aur bhi na le sake yeh kya baat huyi"
Ritu - Tere jaise launde maine apni kankh me kitne dab liye hain, Haryana ki chhori hun tu mujhe kye samajh raha hai.
Maine usko uper se niche dekha shirt pant ke upar jacket black ladies shoes, tabhi ishme itni jaan hai ki mujhe haath pakad ke khinch li thi Usha ke room me. Mujhe laga ki usko bura laga hoga ki dress nahi di maine.
Main - Theek hai madam aap ko bhi agli baar shop jaake dress gift de dunga.... Ok.
Ritu - Dress na le meri juti bhi ab toh.... aur wapas jaane lagi.....
Main - Ek min ruk..... Mujhe bhi gussa aa gaya.... dekho madam main aap se tameez se baat kar raha hun aur aap mujhe hi dhonsh de rahi ho.
Ritu - Tu agar madam ka devar na hota toh itna marti teri saari akal thikane aa jaati....
Ab meri bhi sanak gayi - Ek baar ko bhool hi jaa ki main teri madam ka devar hun, himmat hai toh touch bhi karke dikha agar apne baap ki asli paidaish hai.
Ritu gusse se dhaadi- Teri jaat ka kutta palun aur woh mere pet pe kick maari maine tej se uski kick block ki aur usko piche dhakka de diya doosre haath se.... woh 4 kadam piche hati aur daud ke uchal lete huye mere sar pe seedhi kohni ka waar karti, maine furti se uski kohni ek haath se pakdi aur doosre haath se gala pakad ke utha liya aur bed pe usko patak diya.... uske muh se ahhhhhhh ki awaaj aayi aur dubra khadi ho gayi furti se.....
Maine jhat se apni jacket utar ke phenk di, jacket bhari hone ke saath free movement me bhi aade aa rahi..... "Dekh bahut ho gaya tera..... Ladki hai ladki ki tarah reh"....
Usne ek kick mere jeans pe tatte ki jagah nishna leke marne ki koshish ki main jhuk ke waar bachaya dono haathon se toh jhat se mere sar ke dono side kaan pe thapad maar di.....
Main gusse me usko uski dono bagal me haath daal ke utha liya aur usko sofe pe de maara..... Sofe sahit woh picche gir gayi..... ab main kahan rukne waala tha uske baal mere haath me aa gaye aur ek jor ka jhapad uske siddhe gaal pe chipka diya chatakkkkk....
Tabhi achanak woh rone lagi..... apna gaal pe haath rakh ke...... Meri gaand phat gayi door bhi khula tha jabki humare room ek corner me tha awaaj toh gayi hogi ladai ki..... maine jhat se bhag ke door lock kiya.....
Main - Marwegi kye, ladai bhi tu shuru kare aur main apna bachaw karun toh rone lagi kaisi haryana ki chhori hai itna hi dam hai.
Meri baat sunkar woh phir meri taraf badhi - Dekh sorry aage se nahi karunga maaf kar de.....
Woh mere pass aakar mujhe maarne lagi aur main bhi usse pitne laga aur nicche ki tarah bethte huye apna sar apne dono haathon se chhupa liya aur carpet pe apne chuttad tika diya - Tujhe marne me khushi milti hai aur maar le par bhabhi se mat bola.....
Sach me Ritu ka haath karara tha 5 min tak woh bas thappad hi maarti rahi aur jab uska ji bhar gaya toh pas me double bed tha uspe apni gaand tika ke beth gayi aur hafne lagi.....
Ritu gurra ke boli - Abhi toh tu trailer dekha hai agar mujhse badteemji ki toh teri haddi pasli ek kar dungi.....
Main poori tarah se backfoot pe tha, ek toh maine maar khai aur ab dhamki bhi de rahi hai..... " Theek hai didi maaf kar de ".
Ritu - Oye didi kisko bola, main kya tujhe bhenji lagti hun..... Khada ho.....
Main haath hata ke uski tarah dekha toh hasne lagi
Saala kya chutiyapa hai, ek min me rona ek min me pagal ki tarah hasna..... main dheere se seedha khada ho gaya.
Woh boli - Tu chahta hai ki main teri shikayat teri bhabhi se na karun toh mujhe ek nahi do dress gift karni hogi, yehi teri saja hogi bol manjur hai.
Kya karta bas sar hila diya.....
Woh - Muh se bol.... Mujhe ungli dikha ke kehi.
Main - 2 dress la dunga.
Woh uth ke bathroom me chali gayi aur main bed pe beth gaya aur joh bhi kaand huya tha room me uske baare me sochne laga..... Mujhe pehle hi usko muh nahi lagna chahiye tha, woh maar bhi rahi thi toh kya main ghis jaata..... Mujhe toh sab maarte hain par pyaar bhi sabse jaada karte hain parivar me. Mujhe bhi kaafi pachtawa ho raha tha ki kisi ladki pe haath uthaya ab kya kar sakte hain, Ritu ko ek acche restaurant me khaana khila dete hun aur usko 2 dress bhi gift kar deta hun.
5 min me woh bahar aayi aur boli - Tera haath ya hathoda mera saara jabda hil gaya..... dum hai tujhme chhore....
Main uska gaal dekha toh abhi laal tha, mujhe ab bura lag raha tha woh bhabhi ki junior hai aur mujhse umer me badi hai aise haath nahi uthana chahiye tha.....
Main - Sorry mujhe haath nahi uthana chahiye tha..... Once again I am extremely sorry..... Haath jod diya.
Ritu - Ek baar bed pe aur doosri baar sofe pe bhi toh patka tha tene..... Uski kyon maafi maangega ? Woh apne dono dhunge pe haath rakh ke boli....
Main - Uske liye bhi maaf kar dejiye Ritu ji, main do dress gift karne ke alawa meri taraf se treat bhi dunga kisi acche restaurant me le jaakar.....
Ritu soch ke boli - Abhi chal pehle mujhe dress dila aur Restaurant me treat bhi de, chal jaldi kar aur apna muh bhi dho lena kapde bhi badal le....
Mujhe laga majak kar rahi hai khaana toh khana hi hai chalo yeh bhi kya yaad karegi.
Main bathroom gaya apna chehra dhoya aur bhar nikal ke Ritu se kaha ki main 5 min me naha ke aata hun aap thoda wait kar lo subha se nahya nahi hun.
Ritu apne mobile me busy thi sofe sidha kar liya tha uspe bethi thi - Jaldi karna....
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15 min baad hum dono hotel ki chabhi reception pe dekar mall road pe aa gaye, abhi 3 baje the duphar ke dhoop bhi khili thi..... waise Shimla me barish aur badal ka mausam hamesha rehta hai aur sardi me barf baari bhi khub hoti hai.....
Ritu ne thodi dur jaakar mera haath pakad liya - Itni jaldi kya hai, hum bhaag ke kahan jaa rahe hain?
Mujhe thoda atpata laga par maine haath chhudne ki koshish nahi ki aur bola - Aap ki meeting hai na staff ki.
Ritu mera haath doosra haath se bhi uper se pakad ke - Dheere chalo, mujhe meeting se madam ne chutti de hai tumhara dhayan rakhne ki.....
Main ek dam shocked hokar - Kya ? Tumhe
Ritu mera shoulder pat karke - Itna chaunk ne ki jarurat nahi hai, ya apni bhabhi ka dar nikal gaya aur teri jaan saste me nahi chhutne waali..... chal na yaar tu toh aisa behave kar raha hai ki maine teri bund maar li ho.
Main sar hila ke uske saath chal diye yeh ladki hai kya cheez iske dil me jhankna muskil nahi namumkin hai..... 5 min me woh dress waali shop aa gayi ek pahadi ladki ne humra welcome kiya..... Hello sir hello madam ji.
Main - Kya Shop ke maalik yahan nahi hai?
Ladki - Kya kaam hai aapko ? Woh khaana khane gaye hain.
Main - Theek hai hum baad me aa jaayege,
Ritu toh dresses check bhi karne lagi thi....
Woh ladki - Aapko dress nahi chahiye kya?
Main - Haan chahiye par unko main jaanta hun aur ek ghante pehle 2 dress lekar gaya tha.....
Woh ladki kisi ko awaaj lagai toh woh hi shop ka maalik, dukan ke side se nikala shayad khaana kha raha tha uske muh me abhi bhi khaana tha..... Woh mujhe dekhar itna khush huya jaise main uska Mela me bichda bhai hun, mere gale mila aur bola - Arre Sir ji aayee na aur kusam ( ush ladki ka naam ) do special chai bol sirji ke liye....
Main - Arre nahi nahi hum lunch karne jaa rahen hain, chai phir kabhi le lenge.....
Woh haskar - Sir ji yeh aapki madam hain ?
Ritu tapak se mera haath pakad boli - Tum ko koyi shak hai..... Kyun darling.
Main hairani se kuch bolta usse pehle Ritu hi bol di - Dekho bhaiya mujhe acchi acchi dress dikho bill mere Mr pay karenge.... Kyun ji ?
Main hadbada ke..... woh shop ka maalik meri jhijhak samajh gaya aur bola - Sir ji madam ji yeh Shop aapki hai, joh dress chaho select karo aap couples ke liye main honeymoon discount dunga flat 50 %....
Ritu khush hokar - Yeh toh accha hai kyun ji..... aise sharma rahi thi jaise mere biwi ho.
Main mann me bahut badi waali nautanki hai yeh ladki baap re iske husband ka kya future hoga..... main chup hi raha Ritu ne 4 dress select ki 50 % discount bhi diya dukan waale ne aur yeh bhi request ki yeh sirf aap logon ke liye tha joh group waale hain unko bhi 30% discount dunga aap jaroor unke ek baar hamari world famous shop pe laaye..... Maine bill cash me diya, pahadi area me cash payment me discount jaada milta hai.
Ritu phir se mere haath pakad li, mene ek acche restaurant ka naam ush dukanwaale se puch liya tha usne bola ki mera naam le dena 15% discount direct milega. Kamal hai yaar.
Thoda dur chale the, Ritu - Woh sab hum ko honeymoon couples samajh rahe the, isse yeh phaida huya ki dress me 50% discount mila aur main tumhre saare paise wapas kar dungi jaada socho mat.
Main has diya ( mann me socha) jab se yeh royi hai meri awaaj theek se nikal hi nahi paa rahi hai, jaise ki Ritu ne mujhe tamed ( paltu ) kar liya ho
Hum restaurant me gaye aur Chinese dish order kar di obviously Ritu ne saara order diya tha..... Soups, Noodles, fried rice, Gobi Manchurian, paneer Manchurian, last Chinese tea..... Main uski bak bak sunta raha haste huye aur naap tol ke jawab bhi deta raha..... Woh bahut khush thi aur gaal ka nishan usne makeup se chhupa liya tha.
Khaana khakar hum paidal hi ghumne chale gaye..... aaspas ki famous jagah, saath saath pics bhi nikalte..... Short videos bhi record kar rahe the Instagram aur YouTube ke liye.
Woh bich bich me apne baare me batati..... Last me ek hill top pe usne bola ki uska ek boyfriend tha aur unka affair 6 mahine chala, humne shaadi ki kasme bhi khai thi par breakup ho gaya..... hum ek bench pe bethe the woh emotional hokar mere kaandhe pe sar rakhkar rone lagi, main bhi usko chup karwa raha tha.....
Jab woh normal ho gayi tab main usse pucha ki breakup ki wajah kya thi? Woh mujhse boli - Maine kisi ko nahi batya hai aur na hi tum batoge promise karo.
Main - Phir rehne hi do itna bada bhaari karan hai.
Ritu - "Love Jihad" ka shikar huyi thi.
Main - Woh kya hota hai ?
Tab mujhe Ritu ne batya ki uska bf muslim tha par usko 6 mahine tak pata hi nahi chala ki uska nakhli naam Pratap Sharma hai jabki asli naam Zubair Ansari tha.
Woh Hindu ki tarah kalwa bhi pehta tha aur uske saath mandir bhi jaata tha.... Main toh uski story sunkar hil gaya tab woh mujhe kayi film ka naam batai..... maine jaada nahi socha mujhe toh Rukhsar ki yaad aayi, woh aisi nahi hai aur nahi hi uske father the mujhse acchi tarah se baat kiye.... Kuch 5 % log jihadi mansikta ke hote hain joh sabko dara ke rakhte hain.
Jhut bol ke ladki ko dhoka dena bahut bada paap hai, bol deta ki woh usse pyaar karta hai dair saver maan jaati ya na manti toh kya ho jaata, abhi bhi woh chhodkar gayi na.... Sirf jism se pyaar tha..... Main bhi toh yehi kar raha hun.....
Ab Jang mere antar mann me chidne lagi, reh kar Rukhsar ki tasveer saamne aa jaati par woh mere baare me sab jaanti thi, shayad isliye mera saath chhod diya ki main uske majhab ka nahi hun. Rukhsar mujhe jaada samajhdar lagi, uski had yahin tak thi usko apni family ke pass jaana hi tha.
Saara acche mood ke maa bhen ek kar diya Ritu ki story ne..... sabse pehle hum sab insaan hota hai aur uski insaniyat joh acchi ya buri ho sakti hai..... Ritu ka case extreme ghinouna tha, koyi bhi accha insan hota toh ush kameene haivan ko thappad maar maar ke 72 hoorain ke pass bhej deta.... Meri patai bhi Ritu ne aise hi ki thi de thappad de thappad.....
7 baje gaye bhabhi ka call nahi aaya..... Main Ritu ko saath lekar hotel aa gaya..... Bhabhi bhi aa gayi thi aur bed pe late ke araam kar rahi thi.....
Bhabhi - Yaar meeting bahut thakne waali thi, tu kahan gaya tha? kuch khaaya ki nahi?
Main smile dekar - Meri toh puccho hi mat pehle thoda action, phir shopping aur lunch, phir kuch tourist place ghuma phir thodi sad story suni aur last me happy ending..... Poori movie jaisa waqt gujra mera..... Ha ha ha ha.....
Bhabhi - Accha hai yaar aur mujhe dekho yahan kaam hi kaam saala life ki watt lag gayi hai..... Mera bhi mann karta hai kahin shaant jagah ghumu jahan koyi tokne ko na ho..... Bas hum sirf so called collies hain bas kaam office me karta hain.
Main uski side bed pe betha aur unke dono pair utha ke meri godi me rakh liya - Aap thak gayi hongi main pair daba deta hun.
Bhabhi smile dekar mere gaal khinchi aur araam se seedhi let ke boli - My sweet boy, apni bhabhi maa ki kitni fikar hai tujhe, aur tere bhaiya ne aaj tak mere pair nahi dabye jabki main unse jaada kaam karti hun.
Main hasa aur unke footwear utara aur socks bhi.... unka salwar thoda pendli ke uper tak karke unko foot massage dene laga..... Bhabhi ki face se jaada uske pair goore aur malai ki tarah safed the.....
Bhabhi - Thanks Raju, Ritu ne pareshan toh nahi kiya, woh ladki thodi dominant type ki hai, mardon ko apni juti ke niche rakhti hai..... uski life ka kuch sad part hai par maine puccha nahi aur na hi usne bataya.
Main - Acchi ladki hai, haan rob sab pe jhadti hai.....
Bhabhi - Tere pe bhi jhaadi kya ?
Main kya bolta bus muskura ke kaha - Mere bhabhi uski boss hain, ushme itni himmat nahi ki mujhpe rob jhad sake.... Ek do baar toh mann kiya ki ek laga dun par ruk gaya.....
Bhabhi - Woh haryana ki hai himmat bhi mat karna, kho kho state level se khel chuki hai..... Company ki best female athletes chuni gayi thi. ( Mujhe toh peet bhi chuki hai par maine chup rehne me hi apni bhalai samjhi)
Main 10 min tak unke pair thoda jor se dabata raha, woh thoda dard waali aahein bahar ke bolti jaa rahi thi
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Raju wahin daba ufffff dard ho raha hai sabash aiseeeee hiiiii mummyyyyyy ahhhhhhhh ".....
Ritu aur Usha room ka door khol ke ander aa gayi.....
Ritu - Hum toh kuch aur hi samajh rahe the yahan toh bhabhi ki seva ho rahi hai..... ha ha ha ha.....
Usha ne ek chapat Ritu ke sar pe lagai - Kuch bhi bolti hai..... Raju hamesha madam ki aise hi seva karna....
Bhabhi - Accha beta ab bas kar kab tak pair dabata rahega.... woh sharma ke boli...
Raju - Maa ki seva karne me kaisi sharam..... yeh baat main Ritu ko dekhkar kehi thi....
Ritu bhi sharminda hokar - Sorry madam jaada hi bol gayi.....
Bhabhi - Yeh toh accha hai tujh ko rishte ki mariyada ka pata hai..... Raju mera devar baad me hai mera beta pehle hai..... main apne pati se bhi jaada apne bete ko pyaar karti hun..... He is my good son.
Usha - Ritu ki dress kaisi lagi Raju.....
Bhabhi - Haan bahut sundar lag rahi hai, nayi kharidi hai kya ?
Main - Bhabhi mujhe kuch kaam yaad aa gaya main abhi aata hun.... aur uske pair side me rakhkar room se bahar chala gaya.
Bhabhi - Bhag gaya maine jaada hi tareef kar di thi..... he he he he.....
Usha bhi hasne lagi aur boli - Raju aise nahi bhaga hai, Ritu ne usko bohut luta hai......
Ritu bura sa muh bana ke - Usha madam jaada hasne ki jarurat nahi hai main uske paise wapas karne aayi thi aur woh bhag gaya.
Tab bhabhi ne saara kissa Usha se suna toh woh bhi hasne lagi..... Mere liye bhi ek dress lekar aaya tha kahan rakhi hai.... Haan yeh raha bag..... aur dress dekhkar apne saamne laga ke - Acchi hai na.... Bahut acchi hai....
Usha - Madam aap pe toh saari dress khilti hain.
Ritu - Yeh dress mujhe sabse acchi lagi saari dresses me se par ek hi piece tha.
Bhabhi - Main nahi dene waali kisi bhi keemat par Mera beta pehli baar mujhe dress gift diya hai.....
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Raju hotel se nikal ke doosri direction me thodi dur hi chala tha ki Usko car se uterti huyi Nargis madan dikh gayi, sach me kayamat hi thi woh.....
Raju ne dekha yeh toh ander jaa rahi hai hotel me.... toh teji se road cross karke unki taraf lapka aur hotel ki reception pe unko pakad liya, means unke saamne aa gaya aur bola - Hello Nargis madam.
Nargis surprise hokar - What a surprise Raj tum yahan.....
Main - Ji aapko dekha toh aap ish hotel me jaa rahi thi car se utar ke ..... sorry agar aapko bura laga ki main aise hi milne aa gaya.
Nargis uske kandhe pe tap karke - Arre come on mujhe accha laga ki tum mil gaye thanks God..... Main room no 414 me ruki hoon...... Chalo aayo Riya se mil lo.....
Main Riya ka naam sunkar - Main baad me mil lunga. Main sirf hello bolne aaya tha....
Hotel dekhkar yeh meri aukat se bahar lag raha tha aur shahi vardi waala hotel staffs mujhe hi dekh raha tha.....
Woh mera haath pakad ke - Aise kaise chale jayoge, chalo chup chap..... Riya ki baat ka bura man gaye, maine toh aisi koyi baat nahi ki thi.
Main bhi unke saath lift me chala gaya mera haath unhone ab bhi nahi chhoda tha jaise main bhag na jaaun..... Lift 4 floor pe ruki aur room no 414 sabse corner ka Luxury room tha 5 star hotel ka.
Bell press ki 2 min baad Riya ne door khola main side me ho gaya woh mujhe dekhi nahi aur wapas chali gayi room me.....
Nargis - Aayo na bahar kyun ruk gaye.....
Main darte darte room me chala gaya hey bhagwan yeh room hai mahel..... (Mujhe abhi nahi pata tha ki Riya ke dad ka hotel ka business tha )
Ek ek chize tarike se aur poori sajo sajawat se bani huyi thi, mujhe pata nahi tha isme ek aur room hai atteched..... Mere flat ke room se toh 5 guna area hoga aur doosre room bhi 4 guna bada tha.....
Mujhe sofe pe bitha ke woh Riya ko pukarti
Doosre room me chali gayi - Dekho jaakar kon aaya hai" .....
" Nargis kyon hai yaar" aur jab mujhe dekhi - Oh my god..... Rajvardhan tum yahan.
Main usko politely bola - Hello.... Kaise ho Riya I hope you are good.
Riya ne night dress pehni thi woh sofe pe beth gayi aur boli - Maine tumhara saara biodata padh liya hai.
Riya
Nargis - Riya manners kahan hai tumhare, koyi mehman aata hai usko bethne ko puchte hain.
Riya - Sofe khali hai beth sakte ho ya invitation dena padega.....
Nargis - I will order something for you..... tab tak tum baat karo main change karke aati hun.
Confidence mera ab 0 se -10 level pe aa chuka tha aur mujhe apni aukat pata chal chuki thi, Riya aisi ladki hai jiski main pairon ki dhool ke barabar bhi nahi hun.
Main khada raha aur kuch soch kar wapas mudne laga - Kahan jaa rahe ho?
Main - Woh kya hai na meri bhabhi akeli hongi aur main bin bole unko yahan aa gaya woh chinta kar rahi hongi.
Riya - Mom tumhare liye order kar di hain woh khaakar chale jaana, apni bhabhi ko call kar do.
Main bhi chup ho gaya aur wapas jaakar sofe pe doosri side beth gaya.....
Main - Hotel Room tumhara.....
Riya - It's not an ordinary hotel room it's a penthouse.
Main - Penthouse, ok.
Riya - Hobbies kya hain tumhari.
Main - Doston ke saath Masti karna, Gym jaana, gaon me parivar ki madad karna, bike chalna etc
Riya samajh gayi koi khas hobbies nahi hai.... Konsa subject tumhara sabse strong hai ?
Main smile dekar - Maths.
Riya - Mera bhi maths hai aur jaada khus na ho mere bhi 100 out of
the.
Physics aur chemistry me konsa accha lagta hai.
Main - Mujhe sirf maths acha lagta hai aur main BSC aur MSC karke bas teacher bana chahta hun.....
Riya - Come yaar itne hi tum acche hote toh engineering na karte.... he he he he..... we all are losers, not qualified.
Main - Mujhe engineering ka sauk kabhi bhi nahi raha.
Riya smile dekar - Haan pata hai, tumhare father postman hain isliye paise ki tangi hogi I understand.
Main - Nahi bade bhaiya toh chahte the ki main engineering ka entrance likhun lekin tumhari baat sahi hai mere aukat engineering ki nahi thi..... bas ek sarkari naukri karni ki hain, mere liye yeh hi badi baat hogi..... Tum kya banna chahti ho engineering toh tum bhi nahi kar paayi.... mere dheere se katach mara..... par vaar sahi jagah huya.....
Riya - Main physics me research karna chahti hun, you are correct I didn't qualify in mains IIT..... uski aankhon me nami thi....
Main usko cheer up karte huye bola - Tumse bada toh main loser hun, jab bhi koyi kamyab engineer dekho pehle meri sakal dekh lena ki ek loser tumhare saamne hai.
Riya apne aansun saaf karke - Aisa nahi hai Nargis meri mom tumhari bahut tareef kar rahi thi, gaon se nikal ke tum Noida aa gaye..... BSC karne kal GRE exams pass karke USA bhi jaa sakte ho..... I think she is right.
Main dono haath jod ke - Main apne gaon me master hi lag jaun toh bahut hai..... he he he he.....
Tabhi Nargis ek sex gown pehn ke aayi toh meri halat kharab hone lagi aur maine saara focus Riya ki taraf lagaya.....
Nargis
Nargis - Chalo main tum dono ka future predict karti hun tum dono USA jarur jaaoge.....
Main - Madan aap ka prediction wrong hoga.
Nargis - Theek hai mujhe lagta hai ki Riya USA jaayegi aur tum ko bhi saath bula legi..... Itni help toh ek doosre ki kar hi sakte ho.
Hum 10 min idhar ki baat karte rahe.... Tabhi bell baji, maine door khola aur ek waiter andar aaya ek trolly lekar. Usne table pe kayi nayi dishes aur coffee rakhi aur sign lekar bill pe bahar chala gaya.....
Riya - Main kuch nahi lungi.
Nargis - Atleast soup toh le lo, yeh tumhari long hrs dieting stomach me peptic ulcer ho jayega.
Main - Madam yeh peptic ulcer kya hota hai ?
Riya uthke chali gayi aur Nargis ne mujhe batya ulcer ki type..... "Tum hi isko samajho yeh ladki bahut choosy hai khane ke mamle me..... Dieting ke chakkar me din raat bhookhi rehti hai".
Main - Yeh toh acchi habit nahi hai, main toh sab kuch khata hun.
Nargis - Lo na Raj tumhare liye hi mangwa hai main sirf coffee lungi.
Main - Aap bhi dieting pe hain kya ?
Nargis apni aankhen dikhti huyi boli - Main tumko dieting karti hogi lagti hun.
Maine ek baar Nargis ki tarah acche se nigha maari - Nahi aap toh healthy ho.
Riya wapas akar - Nargis tum ko moti bol raha haiaur pucho ha ha ha ha.....
Main - Nahi nahi main toh madam ko fit bol raha hun, tum itni sookhi lagkar kya karogi, thoda wt toh accha lagta hai.
Nargis - Raj meri side hai samjhi tum ab jealous feel karo ha ha ha ha.....
Riya - It's not fair mom, ek ladka toh mera dost rahene do.
Main dono ko dekhne laga tab Nargis boli - Raj apna hi hai, Noida se tumhare college se..... Khaana shuru karo Raj.
Main - Accha theek hai main sab finish kar dunga agar Riya soup piyegi.
Nargis ne Riya ki taraf dekha toh woh bhi beman se soup taste ki aur main bhi alag tarah ki dishes ka maja lena laga.... Nargis coffee peene lagi hum meri family ki baat karne lage kon kon hai.
Riya bol kam rahi thi aur mujhe dekh jaada rahi thi main bhi uski taraf jaada dekh raha tha..... Tabhi bhabhi ka call aaya woh mujhe dinner pe bula rahi thi.... Maine bhi bol diya ki 5 min me aata hun.
Khana kha ke coffee pee aur dono se vidha lekar main chala gaya..... Riya mujhe nicche tak chhodne aayi jabki maine kaha ki main chala jaunga..... main usko bye karke apne hotel ki taraf chala gaya.
Riya jab wapas apne room me aayi toh khush thi, Nargis ne pucha Raj kaisa laga.
Riya - Theek hai, to the ground baat karta hai.
Nargis - Raj me wahi energy dikhti hai joh tumhare dad me thi, waise handsome hai aur tall boy mujhe bhi acche lagte hain....
Riya - Nargis tum usse dur raho..... woh tumhare type ka nahi hai.
Nargis - Accha ji itni accha lagta hai toh usko bol do I really likes you.
Riya - Nahi yaar, abhi main itni jaldi decide nahi kar sakti..... as friend ok hai.
Nargis - College me kayi ladkiyan hongi koyi na koyi usko pasand kar legi infact young boys ko well shaped boobs acche lagte hain...... woh apne dono boobs pakad ke dikhai.....
Riya - Kya yaar agar usko big boobs pasand hain toh koyi aur ladki dhoond le. I think he likes me.
Nargis - Baat toh theek hai teri, woh meri sexy outfits pe bhi koyi comment ya complement nahi diya.
Riya - I know tum aisa hi karogi isliye wapas aa gayi thi. Dekho mom Raj se dur raho, tumko kayi aur mil jaayenge.
Nargis - Theek hai pakad ke rakhna usko, I know him how he looks toward you. Mujhe lagta hai tumhare sapno ka Rajkumar means Rajvardhan mil gaya hai. Agar help chahiye toh main kar dungi par usko chhodna nahi kisi bhi kimat pe, aise ladka lakhon me se ek hi hota hai.
Riya smile karke apna chehra chupa li - I don't know.....
Nargis apne liye bar me jaakar drinks banne lagi,
Riya - Abhi toh coffee pee hai, mehangi scotch ka peg bana ke uske paas bed pe beth gayi.....
Nargis - Cheers for handsome Raj
Riya ne muthi aage ki
cheers bola.... Dono maa beti ki choot me Raj ke naam ki gudgudi ho rahi thi.
Nargis aur Deepak open-minded high society ke couples the..... Koyi handsome ladka usko pasand aata usse pehle uski maa Nargis haath saaf kar deti thi..... ek do thode chomu type ke ladke bhi uske friends the par usko Rajvardhan jaise tall handsome aur hunk ladka chahiye tha. Riya decide kar li thi ki ish baar woh apni mom se nahi haregi. Raj gareeb hai lekin qualites usme plentiful hain.
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8:30 baje raat ke.....
Raju jab apni bhabhi ke hotel room aaya toh uske dono bag pack the, Usha v Ritu bhi bhabhi ke room me thi.....
Bhabhi Raju ke pass aayi aur boli - Raju hum ladies ko pareshani hoti hai..... Room me English toilet hai......
Raju tapak se - Bhabhi main toh pehle hi aapko bolne waala tha ki room me english toilet hai main kaise use karunga ?
Ritu - Pehle puri baat toh sun le madam kya keh rahi hain.
Maine bhabhi ki taraf dekha toh woh haske boli - Tujhe woh room chahiye na ki jahan Indian seat ho toilet me.
Main haske - Haan yeh hi toh main keh raha tha.
Bhabhi - Problem solve ho gayi, tujhe Usha ke room me shift hona padega aur wahan Indian toilet hai simple.
Main - Haan bilkul ho jaate hain shift par bhabhi aapko problem hogi na.
Ritu - Arre madam yeh bolna chah rahi hain main, Usha ji aur Madam ek room me rahenge aur tu akela hamre room me shift hoga manjur hai.
Main sochne laga ab option hi kya hai - Theek hai ho jaata hun, aap dono meri bhabhi ka khayal rakhna bhaiya mujhe jimmedari de ke gaaye hain.
Ritu mera dono bag utha ke pakad di - Chal tata bye..... Maje kar.
Main - Arre aap logon ko dinner nahi karna, main toh kar ke aa gaya hun. Bhabhi main apne naye room me jaa raha hun....
Main bag utha ke chalne laga toh Ritu ne door band kar diya ander se..... Ab kya karta first floor pe jaakar room dekha toh sab kuch saaf suthra tha.... pehle bathroom dekha toh khush huya Indian toilet thi. Pehle jakar fresh huya aur kapde badal ke ab room me sirf akela tha.
Mujhe bilkul abhi tak pata nahin tha ki inh teeno ka plan kya hai..... bahar haal khush tha ki ek acchi ladki se dosti ho gayi hai. Riya bahel hi thodi attitude waali ho par sundar toh bahot hai aur khuli aankho se sapne dekhne laga.....
Mujhe aaj tak kisi se pyaar nahi huya I mean to say sab acchi lagti thi mujhe par you know what I want to say..... Chalo chhodo yaar shayad shabd nahi the mere paas apne halat bayan karne ke liye.
10:30 baje mere room ke door pe knock huyi toh maine gate khola toh Ritu mujhe dhakel ke andar aa gayi usne ek jacket aur lower pehna tha.....
Ritu
Main - Arre kya huya aise kyon aa gayi ? Main bola hi tha woh bed pe beth gayi ....
Ritu - Door band kar de yaar mera mood kharab hai.
To be continued.....
Usha ke jaane ke 10 min baad Ritu aa gayi room me.....
( Ritu ko Usha ne hi bheja tha yeh baat Usha ne baad me batayi thi, Ritu tum me interested hai madam ko pata nahi chalna chahiye)
Ritu Purohit - Age 23 yrs, 6 month huye hain company join kiye, Hariyana rohtak se hai, ht 5ft 6 inch, fig 33 - 25 - 33, state-level ki kho-kho player hai..... Fair colour, mixed complexion, short hair, dekhne me uski body athletic lagti hai. 1 saal pehle breakup huya hai ab koyi boyfriend nahi banna chahti seedha shaadi karegi.
Ritu
Mere pass aakar dress shop waale ka card mere muh pe maari - Dress dene ki jab himmat ho tab mujhse baat kariyo.
Main khada hokar - Arre yeh kya trika hai baat karne ka..... maine jhuk ke card carpet se uthya. " Dress leni nahi hai toh koyi aur bhi na le sake yeh kya baat huyi"
Ritu - Tere jaise launde maine apni kankh me kitne dab liye hain, Haryana ki chhori hun tu mujhe kye samajh raha hai.
Maine usko uper se niche dekha shirt pant ke upar jacket black ladies shoes, tabhi ishme itni jaan hai ki mujhe haath pakad ke khinch li thi Usha ke room me. Mujhe laga ki usko bura laga hoga ki dress nahi di maine.
Main - Theek hai madam aap ko bhi agli baar shop jaake dress gift de dunga.... Ok.
Ritu - Dress na le meri juti bhi ab toh.... aur wapas jaane lagi.....
Main - Ek min ruk..... Mujhe bhi gussa aa gaya.... dekho madam main aap se tameez se baat kar raha hun aur aap mujhe hi dhonsh de rahi ho.
Ritu - Tu agar madam ka devar na hota toh itna marti teri saari akal thikane aa jaati....
Ab meri bhi sanak gayi - Ek baar ko bhool hi jaa ki main teri madam ka devar hun, himmat hai toh touch bhi karke dikha agar apne baap ki asli paidaish hai.
Ritu gusse se dhaadi- Teri jaat ka kutta palun aur woh mere pet pe kick maari maine tej se uski kick block ki aur usko piche dhakka de diya doosre haath se.... woh 4 kadam piche hati aur daud ke uchal lete huye mere sar pe seedhi kohni ka waar karti, maine furti se uski kohni ek haath se pakdi aur doosre haath se gala pakad ke utha liya aur bed pe usko patak diya.... uske muh se ahhhhhhh ki awaaj aayi aur dubra khadi ho gayi furti se.....
Maine jhat se apni jacket utar ke phenk di, jacket bhari hone ke saath free movement me bhi aade aa rahi..... "Dekh bahut ho gaya tera..... Ladki hai ladki ki tarah reh"....
Usne ek kick mere jeans pe tatte ki jagah nishna leke marne ki koshish ki main jhuk ke waar bachaya dono haathon se toh jhat se mere sar ke dono side kaan pe thapad maar di.....
Main gusse me usko uski dono bagal me haath daal ke utha liya aur usko sofe pe de maara..... Sofe sahit woh picche gir gayi..... ab main kahan rukne waala tha uske baal mere haath me aa gaye aur ek jor ka jhapad uske siddhe gaal pe chipka diya chatakkkkk....
Tabhi achanak woh rone lagi..... apna gaal pe haath rakh ke...... Meri gaand phat gayi door bhi khula tha jabki humare room ek corner me tha awaaj toh gayi hogi ladai ki..... maine jhat se bhag ke door lock kiya.....
Main - Marwegi kye, ladai bhi tu shuru kare aur main apna bachaw karun toh rone lagi kaisi haryana ki chhori hai itna hi dam hai.
Meri baat sunkar woh phir meri taraf badhi - Dekh sorry aage se nahi karunga maaf kar de.....
Woh mere pass aakar mujhe maarne lagi aur main bhi usse pitne laga aur nicche ki tarah bethte huye apna sar apne dono haathon se chhupa liya aur carpet pe apne chuttad tika diya - Tujhe marne me khushi milti hai aur maar le par bhabhi se mat bola.....
Sach me Ritu ka haath karara tha 5 min tak woh bas thappad hi maarti rahi aur jab uska ji bhar gaya toh pas me double bed tha uspe apni gaand tika ke beth gayi aur hafne lagi.....
Ritu gurra ke boli - Abhi toh tu trailer dekha hai agar mujhse badteemji ki toh teri haddi pasli ek kar dungi.....
Main poori tarah se backfoot pe tha, ek toh maine maar khai aur ab dhamki bhi de rahi hai..... " Theek hai didi maaf kar de ".
Ritu - Oye didi kisko bola, main kya tujhe bhenji lagti hun..... Khada ho.....
Main haath hata ke uski tarah dekha toh hasne lagi
Saala kya chutiyapa hai, ek min me rona ek min me pagal ki tarah hasna..... main dheere se seedha khada ho gaya.
Woh boli - Tu chahta hai ki main teri shikayat teri bhabhi se na karun toh mujhe ek nahi do dress gift karni hogi, yehi teri saja hogi bol manjur hai.
Kya karta bas sar hila diya.....
Woh - Muh se bol.... Mujhe ungli dikha ke kehi.
Main - 2 dress la dunga.
Woh uth ke bathroom me chali gayi aur main bed pe beth gaya aur joh bhi kaand huya tha room me uske baare me sochne laga..... Mujhe pehle hi usko muh nahi lagna chahiye tha, woh maar bhi rahi thi toh kya main ghis jaata..... Mujhe toh sab maarte hain par pyaar bhi sabse jaada karte hain parivar me. Mujhe bhi kaafi pachtawa ho raha tha ki kisi ladki pe haath uthaya ab kya kar sakte hain, Ritu ko ek acche restaurant me khaana khila dete hun aur usko 2 dress bhi gift kar deta hun.
5 min me woh bahar aayi aur boli - Tera haath ya hathoda mera saara jabda hil gaya..... dum hai tujhme chhore....
Main uska gaal dekha toh abhi laal tha, mujhe ab bura lag raha tha woh bhabhi ki junior hai aur mujhse umer me badi hai aise haath nahi uthana chahiye tha.....
Main - Sorry mujhe haath nahi uthana chahiye tha..... Once again I am extremely sorry..... Haath jod diya.
Ritu - Ek baar bed pe aur doosri baar sofe pe bhi toh patka tha tene..... Uski kyon maafi maangega ? Woh apne dono dhunge pe haath rakh ke boli....
Main - Uske liye bhi maaf kar dejiye Ritu ji, main do dress gift karne ke alawa meri taraf se treat bhi dunga kisi acche restaurant me le jaakar.....
Ritu soch ke boli - Abhi chal pehle mujhe dress dila aur Restaurant me treat bhi de, chal jaldi kar aur apna muh bhi dho lena kapde bhi badal le....
Mujhe laga majak kar rahi hai khaana toh khana hi hai chalo yeh bhi kya yaad karegi.
Main bathroom gaya apna chehra dhoya aur bhar nikal ke Ritu se kaha ki main 5 min me naha ke aata hun aap thoda wait kar lo subha se nahya nahi hun.
Ritu apne mobile me busy thi sofe sidha kar liya tha uspe bethi thi - Jaldi karna....
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15 min baad hum dono hotel ki chabhi reception pe dekar mall road pe aa gaye, abhi 3 baje the duphar ke dhoop bhi khili thi..... waise Shimla me barish aur badal ka mausam hamesha rehta hai aur sardi me barf baari bhi khub hoti hai.....
Ritu ne thodi dur jaakar mera haath pakad liya - Itni jaldi kya hai, hum bhaag ke kahan jaa rahe hain?
Mujhe thoda atpata laga par maine haath chhudne ki koshish nahi ki aur bola - Aap ki meeting hai na staff ki.
Ritu mera haath doosra haath se bhi uper se pakad ke - Dheere chalo, mujhe meeting se madam ne chutti de hai tumhara dhayan rakhne ki.....
Main ek dam shocked hokar - Kya ? Tumhe
Ritu mera shoulder pat karke - Itna chaunk ne ki jarurat nahi hai, ya apni bhabhi ka dar nikal gaya aur teri jaan saste me nahi chhutne waali..... chal na yaar tu toh aisa behave kar raha hai ki maine teri bund maar li ho.
Main sar hila ke uske saath chal diye yeh ladki hai kya cheez iske dil me jhankna muskil nahi namumkin hai..... 5 min me woh dress waali shop aa gayi ek pahadi ladki ne humra welcome kiya..... Hello sir hello madam ji.
Main - Kya Shop ke maalik yahan nahi hai?
Ladki - Kya kaam hai aapko ? Woh khaana khane gaye hain.
Main - Theek hai hum baad me aa jaayege,
Ritu toh dresses check bhi karne lagi thi....
Woh ladki - Aapko dress nahi chahiye kya?
Main - Haan chahiye par unko main jaanta hun aur ek ghante pehle 2 dress lekar gaya tha.....
Woh ladki kisi ko awaaj lagai toh woh hi shop ka maalik, dukan ke side se nikala shayad khaana kha raha tha uske muh me abhi bhi khaana tha..... Woh mujhe dekhar itna khush huya jaise main uska Mela me bichda bhai hun, mere gale mila aur bola - Arre Sir ji aayee na aur kusam ( ush ladki ka naam ) do special chai bol sirji ke liye....
Main - Arre nahi nahi hum lunch karne jaa rahen hain, chai phir kabhi le lenge.....
Woh haskar - Sir ji yeh aapki madam hain ?
Ritu tapak se mera haath pakad boli - Tum ko koyi shak hai..... Kyun darling.
Main hairani se kuch bolta usse pehle Ritu hi bol di - Dekho bhaiya mujhe acchi acchi dress dikho bill mere Mr pay karenge.... Kyun ji ?
Main hadbada ke..... woh shop ka maalik meri jhijhak samajh gaya aur bola - Sir ji madam ji yeh Shop aapki hai, joh dress chaho select karo aap couples ke liye main honeymoon discount dunga flat 50 %....
Ritu khush hokar - Yeh toh accha hai kyun ji..... aise sharma rahi thi jaise mere biwi ho.
Main mann me bahut badi waali nautanki hai yeh ladki baap re iske husband ka kya future hoga..... main chup hi raha Ritu ne 4 dress select ki 50 % discount bhi diya dukan waale ne aur yeh bhi request ki yeh sirf aap logon ke liye tha joh group waale hain unko bhi 30% discount dunga aap jaroor unke ek baar hamari world famous shop pe laaye..... Maine bill cash me diya, pahadi area me cash payment me discount jaada milta hai.
Ritu phir se mere haath pakad li, mene ek acche restaurant ka naam ush dukanwaale se puch liya tha usne bola ki mera naam le dena 15% discount direct milega. Kamal hai yaar.
Thoda dur chale the, Ritu - Woh sab hum ko honeymoon couples samajh rahe the, isse yeh phaida huya ki dress me 50% discount mila aur main tumhre saare paise wapas kar dungi jaada socho mat.
Main has diya ( mann me socha) jab se yeh royi hai meri awaaj theek se nikal hi nahi paa rahi hai, jaise ki Ritu ne mujhe tamed ( paltu ) kar liya ho
Hum restaurant me gaye aur Chinese dish order kar di obviously Ritu ne saara order diya tha..... Soups, Noodles, fried rice, Gobi Manchurian, paneer Manchurian, last Chinese tea..... Main uski bak bak sunta raha haste huye aur naap tol ke jawab bhi deta raha..... Woh bahut khush thi aur gaal ka nishan usne makeup se chhupa liya tha.
Khaana khakar hum paidal hi ghumne chale gaye..... aaspas ki famous jagah, saath saath pics bhi nikalte..... Short videos bhi record kar rahe the Instagram aur YouTube ke liye.
Woh bich bich me apne baare me batati..... Last me ek hill top pe usne bola ki uska ek boyfriend tha aur unka affair 6 mahine chala, humne shaadi ki kasme bhi khai thi par breakup ho gaya..... hum ek bench pe bethe the woh emotional hokar mere kaandhe pe sar rakhkar rone lagi, main bhi usko chup karwa raha tha.....
Jab woh normal ho gayi tab main usse pucha ki breakup ki wajah kya thi? Woh mujhse boli - Maine kisi ko nahi batya hai aur na hi tum batoge promise karo.
Main - Phir rehne hi do itna bada bhaari karan hai.
Ritu - "Love Jihad" ka shikar huyi thi.
Main - Woh kya hota hai ?
Tab mujhe Ritu ne batya ki uska bf muslim tha par usko 6 mahine tak pata hi nahi chala ki uska nakhli naam Pratap Sharma hai jabki asli naam Zubair Ansari tha.
Woh Hindu ki tarah kalwa bhi pehta tha aur uske saath mandir bhi jaata tha.... Main toh uski story sunkar hil gaya tab woh mujhe kayi film ka naam batai..... maine jaada nahi socha mujhe toh Rukhsar ki yaad aayi, woh aisi nahi hai aur nahi hi uske father the mujhse acchi tarah se baat kiye.... Kuch 5 % log jihadi mansikta ke hote hain joh sabko dara ke rakhte hain.
Jhut bol ke ladki ko dhoka dena bahut bada paap hai, bol deta ki woh usse pyaar karta hai dair saver maan jaati ya na manti toh kya ho jaata, abhi bhi woh chhodkar gayi na.... Sirf jism se pyaar tha..... Main bhi toh yehi kar raha hun.....
Ab Jang mere antar mann me chidne lagi, reh kar Rukhsar ki tasveer saamne aa jaati par woh mere baare me sab jaanti thi, shayad isliye mera saath chhod diya ki main uske majhab ka nahi hun. Rukhsar mujhe jaada samajhdar lagi, uski had yahin tak thi usko apni family ke pass jaana hi tha.
Saara acche mood ke maa bhen ek kar diya Ritu ki story ne..... sabse pehle hum sab insaan hota hai aur uski insaniyat joh acchi ya buri ho sakti hai..... Ritu ka case extreme ghinouna tha, koyi bhi accha insan hota toh ush kameene haivan ko thappad maar maar ke 72 hoorain ke pass bhej deta.... Meri patai bhi Ritu ne aise hi ki thi de thappad de thappad.....
7 baje gaye bhabhi ka call nahi aaya..... Main Ritu ko saath lekar hotel aa gaya..... Bhabhi bhi aa gayi thi aur bed pe late ke araam kar rahi thi.....
Bhabhi - Yaar meeting bahut thakne waali thi, tu kahan gaya tha? kuch khaaya ki nahi?
Main smile dekar - Meri toh puccho hi mat pehle thoda action, phir shopping aur lunch, phir kuch tourist place ghuma phir thodi sad story suni aur last me happy ending..... Poori movie jaisa waqt gujra mera..... Ha ha ha ha.....
Bhabhi - Accha hai yaar aur mujhe dekho yahan kaam hi kaam saala life ki watt lag gayi hai..... Mera bhi mann karta hai kahin shaant jagah ghumu jahan koyi tokne ko na ho..... Bas hum sirf so called collies hain bas kaam office me karta hain.
Main uski side bed pe betha aur unke dono pair utha ke meri godi me rakh liya - Aap thak gayi hongi main pair daba deta hun.
Bhabhi smile dekar mere gaal khinchi aur araam se seedhi let ke boli - My sweet boy, apni bhabhi maa ki kitni fikar hai tujhe, aur tere bhaiya ne aaj tak mere pair nahi dabye jabki main unse jaada kaam karti hun.
Main hasa aur unke footwear utara aur socks bhi.... unka salwar thoda pendli ke uper tak karke unko foot massage dene laga..... Bhabhi ki face se jaada uske pair goore aur malai ki tarah safed the.....
Bhabhi - Thanks Raju, Ritu ne pareshan toh nahi kiya, woh ladki thodi dominant type ki hai, mardon ko apni juti ke niche rakhti hai..... uski life ka kuch sad part hai par maine puccha nahi aur na hi usne bataya.
Main - Acchi ladki hai, haan rob sab pe jhadti hai.....
Bhabhi - Tere pe bhi jhaadi kya ?
Main kya bolta bus muskura ke kaha - Mere bhabhi uski boss hain, ushme itni himmat nahi ki mujhpe rob jhad sake.... Ek do baar toh mann kiya ki ek laga dun par ruk gaya.....
Bhabhi - Woh haryana ki hai himmat bhi mat karna, kho kho state level se khel chuki hai..... Company ki best female athletes chuni gayi thi. ( Mujhe toh peet bhi chuki hai par maine chup rehne me hi apni bhalai samjhi)
Main 10 min tak unke pair thoda jor se dabata raha, woh thoda dard waali aahein bahar ke bolti jaa rahi thi
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Raju wahin daba ufffff dard ho raha hai sabash aiseeeee hiiiii mummyyyyyy ahhhhhhhh ".....
Ritu aur Usha room ka door khol ke ander aa gayi.....
Ritu - Hum toh kuch aur hi samajh rahe the yahan toh bhabhi ki seva ho rahi hai..... ha ha ha ha.....
Usha ne ek chapat Ritu ke sar pe lagai - Kuch bhi bolti hai..... Raju hamesha madam ki aise hi seva karna....
Bhabhi - Accha beta ab bas kar kab tak pair dabata rahega.... woh sharma ke boli...
Raju - Maa ki seva karne me kaisi sharam..... yeh baat main Ritu ko dekhkar kehi thi....
Ritu bhi sharminda hokar - Sorry madam jaada hi bol gayi.....
Bhabhi - Yeh toh accha hai tujh ko rishte ki mariyada ka pata hai..... Raju mera devar baad me hai mera beta pehle hai..... main apne pati se bhi jaada apne bete ko pyaar karti hun..... He is my good son.
Usha - Ritu ki dress kaisi lagi Raju.....
Bhabhi - Haan bahut sundar lag rahi hai, nayi kharidi hai kya ?
Main - Bhabhi mujhe kuch kaam yaad aa gaya main abhi aata hun.... aur uske pair side me rakhkar room se bahar chala gaya.
Bhabhi - Bhag gaya maine jaada hi tareef kar di thi..... he he he he.....
Usha bhi hasne lagi aur boli - Raju aise nahi bhaga hai, Ritu ne usko bohut luta hai......
Ritu bura sa muh bana ke - Usha madam jaada hasne ki jarurat nahi hai main uske paise wapas karne aayi thi aur woh bhag gaya.
Tab bhabhi ne saara kissa Usha se suna toh woh bhi hasne lagi..... Mere liye bhi ek dress lekar aaya tha kahan rakhi hai.... Haan yeh raha bag..... aur dress dekhkar apne saamne laga ke - Acchi hai na.... Bahut acchi hai....
Usha - Madam aap pe toh saari dress khilti hain.
Ritu - Yeh dress mujhe sabse acchi lagi saari dresses me se par ek hi piece tha.
Bhabhi - Main nahi dene waali kisi bhi keemat par Mera beta pehli baar mujhe dress gift diya hai.....
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Raju hotel se nikal ke doosri direction me thodi dur hi chala tha ki Usko car se uterti huyi Nargis madan dikh gayi, sach me kayamat hi thi woh.....
Raju ne dekha yeh toh ander jaa rahi hai hotel me.... toh teji se road cross karke unki taraf lapka aur hotel ki reception pe unko pakad liya, means unke saamne aa gaya aur bola - Hello Nargis madam.
Nargis surprise hokar - What a surprise Raj tum yahan.....
Main - Ji aapko dekha toh aap ish hotel me jaa rahi thi car se utar ke ..... sorry agar aapko bura laga ki main aise hi milne aa gaya.
Nargis uske kandhe pe tap karke - Arre come on mujhe accha laga ki tum mil gaye thanks God..... Main room no 414 me ruki hoon...... Chalo aayo Riya se mil lo.....
Main Riya ka naam sunkar - Main baad me mil lunga. Main sirf hello bolne aaya tha....
Hotel dekhkar yeh meri aukat se bahar lag raha tha aur shahi vardi waala hotel staffs mujhe hi dekh raha tha.....
Woh mera haath pakad ke - Aise kaise chale jayoge, chalo chup chap..... Riya ki baat ka bura man gaye, maine toh aisi koyi baat nahi ki thi.
Main bhi unke saath lift me chala gaya mera haath unhone ab bhi nahi chhoda tha jaise main bhag na jaaun..... Lift 4 floor pe ruki aur room no 414 sabse corner ka Luxury room tha 5 star hotel ka.
Bell press ki 2 min baad Riya ne door khola main side me ho gaya woh mujhe dekhi nahi aur wapas chali gayi room me.....
Nargis - Aayo na bahar kyun ruk gaye.....
Main darte darte room me chala gaya hey bhagwan yeh room hai mahel..... (Mujhe abhi nahi pata tha ki Riya ke dad ka hotel ka business tha )
Ek ek chize tarike se aur poori sajo sajawat se bani huyi thi, mujhe pata nahi tha isme ek aur room hai atteched..... Mere flat ke room se toh 5 guna area hoga aur doosre room bhi 4 guna bada tha.....
Mujhe sofe pe bitha ke woh Riya ko pukarti
Doosre room me chali gayi - Dekho jaakar kon aaya hai" .....
" Nargis kyon hai yaar" aur jab mujhe dekhi - Oh my god..... Rajvardhan tum yahan.
Main usko politely bola - Hello.... Kaise ho Riya I hope you are good.
Riya ne night dress pehni thi woh sofe pe beth gayi aur boli - Maine tumhara saara biodata padh liya hai.
Riya
Nargis - Riya manners kahan hai tumhare, koyi mehman aata hai usko bethne ko puchte hain.
Riya - Sofe khali hai beth sakte ho ya invitation dena padega.....
Nargis - I will order something for you..... tab tak tum baat karo main change karke aati hun.
Confidence mera ab 0 se -10 level pe aa chuka tha aur mujhe apni aukat pata chal chuki thi, Riya aisi ladki hai jiski main pairon ki dhool ke barabar bhi nahi hun.
Main khada raha aur kuch soch kar wapas mudne laga - Kahan jaa rahe ho?
Main - Woh kya hai na meri bhabhi akeli hongi aur main bin bole unko yahan aa gaya woh chinta kar rahi hongi.
Riya - Mom tumhare liye order kar di hain woh khaakar chale jaana, apni bhabhi ko call kar do.
Main bhi chup ho gaya aur wapas jaakar sofe pe doosri side beth gaya.....
Main - Hotel Room tumhara.....
Riya - It's not an ordinary hotel room it's a penthouse.
Main - Penthouse, ok.
Riya - Hobbies kya hain tumhari.
Main - Doston ke saath Masti karna, Gym jaana, gaon me parivar ki madad karna, bike chalna etc
Riya samajh gayi koi khas hobbies nahi hai.... Konsa subject tumhara sabse strong hai ?
Main smile dekar - Maths.
Riya - Mera bhi maths hai aur jaada khus na ho mere bhi 100 out of
the.Physics aur chemistry me konsa accha lagta hai.
Main - Mujhe sirf maths acha lagta hai aur main BSC aur MSC karke bas teacher bana chahta hun.....
Riya - Come yaar itne hi tum acche hote toh engineering na karte.... he he he he..... we all are losers, not qualified.
Main - Mujhe engineering ka sauk kabhi bhi nahi raha.
Riya smile dekar - Haan pata hai, tumhare father postman hain isliye paise ki tangi hogi I understand.
Main - Nahi bade bhaiya toh chahte the ki main engineering ka entrance likhun lekin tumhari baat sahi hai mere aukat engineering ki nahi thi..... bas ek sarkari naukri karni ki hain, mere liye yeh hi badi baat hogi..... Tum kya banna chahti ho engineering toh tum bhi nahi kar paayi.... mere dheere se katach mara..... par vaar sahi jagah huya.....
Riya - Main physics me research karna chahti hun, you are correct I didn't qualify in mains IIT..... uski aankhon me nami thi....
Main usko cheer up karte huye bola - Tumse bada toh main loser hun, jab bhi koyi kamyab engineer dekho pehle meri sakal dekh lena ki ek loser tumhare saamne hai.
Riya apne aansun saaf karke - Aisa nahi hai Nargis meri mom tumhari bahut tareef kar rahi thi, gaon se nikal ke tum Noida aa gaye..... BSC karne kal GRE exams pass karke USA bhi jaa sakte ho..... I think she is right.
Main dono haath jod ke - Main apne gaon me master hi lag jaun toh bahut hai..... he he he he.....
Tabhi Nargis ek sex gown pehn ke aayi toh meri halat kharab hone lagi aur maine saara focus Riya ki taraf lagaya.....
Nargis
Nargis - Chalo main tum dono ka future predict karti hun tum dono USA jarur jaaoge.....
Main - Madan aap ka prediction wrong hoga.
Nargis - Theek hai mujhe lagta hai ki Riya USA jaayegi aur tum ko bhi saath bula legi..... Itni help toh ek doosre ki kar hi sakte ho.
Hum 10 min idhar ki baat karte rahe.... Tabhi bell baji, maine door khola aur ek waiter andar aaya ek trolly lekar. Usne table pe kayi nayi dishes aur coffee rakhi aur sign lekar bill pe bahar chala gaya.....
Riya - Main kuch nahi lungi.
Nargis - Atleast soup toh le lo, yeh tumhari long hrs dieting stomach me peptic ulcer ho jayega.
Main - Madam yeh peptic ulcer kya hota hai ?
Riya uthke chali gayi aur Nargis ne mujhe batya ulcer ki type..... "Tum hi isko samajho yeh ladki bahut choosy hai khane ke mamle me..... Dieting ke chakkar me din raat bhookhi rehti hai".
Main - Yeh toh acchi habit nahi hai, main toh sab kuch khata hun.
Nargis - Lo na Raj tumhare liye hi mangwa hai main sirf coffee lungi.
Main - Aap bhi dieting pe hain kya ?
Nargis apni aankhen dikhti huyi boli - Main tumko dieting karti hogi lagti hun.
Maine ek baar Nargis ki tarah acche se nigha maari - Nahi aap toh healthy ho.
Riya wapas akar - Nargis tum ko moti bol raha hai
aur pucho ha ha ha ha.....Main - Nahi nahi main toh madam ko fit bol raha hun, tum itni sookhi lagkar kya karogi, thoda wt toh accha lagta hai.
Nargis - Raj meri side hai samjhi tum ab jealous feel karo
ha ha ha ha.....Riya - It's not fair mom, ek ladka toh mera dost rahene do.
Main dono ko dekhne laga tab Nargis boli - Raj apna hi hai, Noida se tumhare college se..... Khaana shuru karo Raj.
Main - Accha theek hai main sab finish kar dunga agar Riya soup piyegi.
Nargis ne Riya ki taraf dekha toh woh bhi beman se soup taste ki aur main bhi alag tarah ki dishes ka maja lena laga.... Nargis coffee peene lagi hum meri family ki baat karne lage kon kon hai.
Riya bol kam rahi thi aur mujhe dekh jaada rahi thi main bhi uski taraf jaada dekh raha tha..... Tabhi bhabhi ka call aaya woh mujhe dinner pe bula rahi thi.... Maine bhi bol diya ki 5 min me aata hun.
Khana kha ke coffee pee aur dono se vidha lekar main chala gaya..... Riya mujhe nicche tak chhodne aayi jabki maine kaha ki main chala jaunga..... main usko bye karke apne hotel ki taraf chala gaya.
Riya jab wapas apne room me aayi toh khush thi, Nargis ne pucha Raj kaisa laga.
Riya - Theek hai, to the ground baat karta hai.
Nargis - Raj me wahi energy dikhti hai joh tumhare dad me thi, waise handsome hai aur tall boy mujhe bhi acche lagte hain....
Riya - Nargis tum usse dur raho..... woh tumhare type ka nahi hai.
Nargis - Accha ji itni accha lagta hai toh usko bol do I really likes you.
Riya - Nahi yaar, abhi main itni jaldi decide nahi kar sakti..... as friend ok hai.
Nargis - College me kayi ladkiyan hongi koyi na koyi usko pasand kar legi infact young boys ko well shaped boobs acche lagte hain...... woh apne dono boobs pakad ke dikhai.....
Riya - Kya yaar agar usko big boobs pasand hain toh koyi aur ladki dhoond le. I think he likes me.
Nargis - Baat toh theek hai teri, woh meri sexy outfits pe bhi koyi comment ya complement nahi diya.
Riya - I know tum aisa hi karogi isliye wapas aa gayi thi. Dekho mom Raj se dur raho, tumko kayi aur mil jaayenge.
Nargis - Theek hai pakad ke rakhna usko, I know him how he looks toward you. Mujhe lagta hai tumhare sapno ka Rajkumar means Rajvardhan mil gaya hai. Agar help chahiye toh main kar dungi par usko chhodna nahi kisi bhi kimat pe, aise ladka lakhon me se ek hi hota hai.
Riya smile karke apna chehra chupa li - I don't know.....
Nargis apne liye bar me jaakar drinks banne lagi,
Riya - Abhi toh coffee pee hai, mehangi scotch ka peg bana ke uske paas bed pe beth gayi.....
Nargis - Cheers for handsome Raj
Riya ne muthi aage ki
cheers bola.... Dono maa beti ki choot me Raj ke naam ki gudgudi ho rahi thi.Nargis aur Deepak open-minded high society ke couples the..... Koyi handsome ladka usko pasand aata usse pehle uski maa Nargis haath saaf kar deti thi..... ek do thode chomu type ke ladke bhi uske friends the par usko Rajvardhan jaise tall handsome aur hunk ladka chahiye tha. Riya decide kar li thi ki ish baar woh apni mom se nahi haregi. Raj gareeb hai lekin qualites usme plentiful hain.
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8:30 baje raat ke.....
Raju jab apni bhabhi ke hotel room aaya toh uske dono bag pack the, Usha v Ritu bhi bhabhi ke room me thi.....
Bhabhi Raju ke pass aayi aur boli - Raju hum ladies ko pareshani hoti hai..... Room me English toilet hai......
Raju tapak se - Bhabhi main toh pehle hi aapko bolne waala tha ki room me english toilet hai main kaise use karunga ?
Ritu - Pehle puri baat toh sun le madam kya keh rahi hain.
Maine bhabhi ki taraf dekha toh woh haske boli - Tujhe woh room chahiye na ki jahan Indian seat ho toilet me.
Main haske - Haan yeh hi toh main keh raha tha.
Bhabhi - Problem solve ho gayi, tujhe Usha ke room me shift hona padega aur wahan Indian toilet hai simple.
Main - Haan bilkul ho jaate hain shift par bhabhi aapko problem hogi na.
Ritu - Arre madam yeh bolna chah rahi hain main, Usha ji aur Madam ek room me rahenge aur tu akela hamre room me shift hoga manjur hai.
Main sochne laga ab option hi kya hai - Theek hai ho jaata hun, aap dono meri bhabhi ka khayal rakhna bhaiya mujhe jimmedari de ke gaaye hain.
Ritu mera dono bag utha ke pakad di - Chal tata bye..... Maje kar.
Main - Arre aap logon ko dinner nahi karna, main toh kar ke aa gaya hun. Bhabhi main apne naye room me jaa raha hun....
Main bag utha ke chalne laga toh Ritu ne door band kar diya ander se..... Ab kya karta first floor pe jaakar room dekha toh sab kuch saaf suthra tha.... pehle bathroom dekha toh khush huya Indian toilet thi. Pehle jakar fresh huya aur kapde badal ke ab room me sirf akela tha.
Mujhe bilkul abhi tak pata nahin tha ki inh teeno ka plan kya hai..... bahar haal khush tha ki ek acchi ladki se dosti ho gayi hai. Riya bahel hi thodi attitude waali ho par sundar toh bahot hai aur khuli aankho se sapne dekhne laga.....
Mujhe aaj tak kisi se pyaar nahi huya I mean to say sab acchi lagti thi mujhe par you know what I want to say..... Chalo chhodo yaar shayad shabd nahi the mere paas apne halat bayan karne ke liye.
10:30 baje mere room ke door pe knock huyi toh maine gate khola toh Ritu mujhe dhakel ke andar aa gayi usne ek jacket aur lower pehna tha.....
Ritu
Main - Arre kya huya aise kyon aa gayi ? Main bola hi tha woh bed pe beth gayi ....
Ritu - Door band kar de yaar mera mood kharab hai.
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Usha ke jaane ke 10 min baad Ritu aa gayi room me.....
( Ritu ko Usha ne hi bheja tha yeh baat Usha ne baad me batayi thi, Ritu tum me interested hai madam ko pata nahi chalna chahiye)
Ritu Purohit - Age 23 yrs, 6 month huye hain company join kiye, Hariyana rohtak se hai, ht 5ft 6 inch, fig 33 - 25 - 33, state-level ki kho-kho player hai..... Fair colour, mixed complexion, short hair, dekhne me uski body athletic lagti hai. 1 saal pehle breakup huya hai ab koyi boyfriend nahi banna chahti seedha shaadi karegi.
Ritu
Mere pass aakar dress shop waale ka card mere muh pe maari - Dress dene ki jab himmat ho tab mujhse baat kariyo.
Main khada hokar - Arre yeh kya trika hai baat karne ka..... maine jhuk ke card carpet se uthya. " Dress leni nahi hai toh koyi aur bhi na le sake yeh kya baat huyi"
Ritu - Tere jaise launde maine apni kankh me kitne dab liye hain, Haryana ki chhori hun tu mujhe kye samajh raha hai.
Maine usko uper se niche dekha shirt pant ke upar jacket black ladies shoes, tabhi ishme itni jaan hai ki mujhe haath pakad ke khinch li thi Usha ke room me. Mujhe laga ki usko bura laga hoga ki dress nahi di maine.
Main - Theek hai madam aap ko bhi agli baar shop jaake dress gift de dunga.... Ok.
Ritu - Dress na le meri juti bhi ab toh.... aur wapas jaane lagi.....
Main - Ek min ruk..... Mujhe bhi gussa aa gaya.... dekho madam main aap se tameez se baat kar raha hun aur aap mujhe hi dhonsh de rahi ho.
Ritu - Tu agar madam ka devar na hota toh itna marti teri saari akal thikane aa jaati....
Ab meri bhi sanak gayi - Ek baar ko bhool hi jaa ki main teri madam ka devar hun, himmat hai toh touch bhi karke dikha agar apne baap ki asli paidaish hai.
Ritu gusse se dhaadi- Teri jaat ka kutta palun aur woh mere pet pe kick maari maine tej se uski kick block ki aur usko piche dhakka de diya doosre haath se.... woh 4 kadam piche hati aur daud ke uchal lete huye mere sar pe seedhi kohni ka waar karti, maine furti se uski kohni ek haath se pakdi aur doosre haath se gala pakad ke utha liya aur bed pe usko patak diya.... uske muh se ahhhhhhh ki awaaj aayi aur dubra khadi ho gayi furti se.....
Maine jhat se apni jacket utar ke phenk di, jacket bhari hone ke saath free movement me bhi aade aa rahi..... "Dekh bahut ho gaya tera..... Ladki hai ladki ki tarah reh"....
Usne ek kick mere jeans pe tatte ki jagah nishna leke marne ki koshish ki main jhuk ke waar bachaya dono haathon se toh jhat se mere sar ke dono side kaan pe thapad maar di.....
Main gusse me usko uski dono bagal me haath daal ke utha liya aur usko sofe pe de maara..... Sofe sahit woh picche gir gayi..... ab main kahan rukne waala tha uske baal mere haath me aa gaye aur ek jor ka jhapad uske siddhe gaal pe chipka diya chatakkkkk....
Tabhi achanak woh rone lagi..... apna gaal pe haath rakh ke...... Meri gaand phat gayi door bhi khula tha jabki humare room ek corner me tha awaaj toh gayi hogi ladai ki..... maine jhat se bhag ke door lock kiya.....
Main - Marwegi kye, ladai bhi tu shuru kare aur main apna bachaw karun toh rone lagi kaisi haryana ki chhori hai itna hi dam hai.
Meri baat sunkar woh phir meri taraf badhi - Dekh sorry aage se nahi karunga maaf kar de.....
Woh mere pass aakar mujhe maarne lagi aur main bhi usse pitne laga aur nicche ki tarah bethte huye apna sar apne dono haathon se chhupa liya aur carpet pe apne chuttad tika diya - Tujhe marne me khushi milti hai aur maar le par bhabhi se mat bola.....
Sach me Ritu ka haath karara tha 5 min tak woh bas thappad hi maarti rahi aur jab uska ji bhar gaya toh pas me double bed tha uspe apni gaand tika ke beth gayi aur hafne lagi.....
Ritu gurra ke boli - Abhi toh tu trailer dekha hai agar mujhse badteemji ki toh teri haddi pasli ek kar dungi.....
Main poori tarah se backfoot pe tha, ek toh maine maar khai aur ab dhamki bhi de rahi hai..... " Theek hai didi maaf kar de ".
Ritu - Oye didi kisko bola, main kya tujhe bhenji lagti hun..... Khada ho.....
Main haath hata ke uski tarah dekha toh hasne lagi
Saala kya chutiyapa hai, ek min me rona ek min me pagal ki tarah hasna..... main dheere se seedha khada ho gaya.
Woh boli - Tu chahta hai ki main teri shikayat teri bhabhi se na karun toh mujhe ek nahi do dress gift karni hogi, yehi teri saja hogi bol manjur hai.
Kya karta bas sar hila diya.....
Woh - Muh se bol.... Mujhe ungli dikha ke kehi.
Main - 2 dress la dunga.
Woh uth ke bathroom me chali gayi aur main bed pe beth gaya aur joh bhi kaand huya tha room me uske baare me sochne laga..... Mujhe pehle hi usko muh nahi lagna chahiye tha, woh maar bhi rahi thi toh kya main ghis jaata..... Mujhe toh sab maarte hain par pyaar bhi sabse jaada karte hain parivar me. Mujhe bhi kaafi pachtawa ho raha tha ki kisi ladki pe haath uthaya ab kya kar sakte hain, Ritu ko ek acche restaurant me khaana khila dete hun aur usko 2 dress bhi gift kar deta hun.
5 min me woh bahar aayi aur boli - Tera haath ya hathoda mera saara jabda hil gaya..... dum hai tujhme chhore....
Main uska gaal dekha toh abhi laal tha, mujhe ab bura lag raha tha woh bhabhi ki junior hai aur mujhse umer me badi hai aise haath nahi uthana chahiye tha.....
Main - Sorry mujhe haath nahi uthana chahiye tha..... Once again I am extremely sorry..... Haath jod diya.
Ritu - Ek baar bed pe aur doosri baar sofe pe bhi toh patka tha tene..... Uski kyon maafi maangega ? Woh apne dono dhunge pe haath rakh ke boli....
Main - Uske liye bhi maaf kar dejiye Ritu ji, main do dress gift karne ke alawa meri taraf se treat bhi dunga kisi acche restaurant me le jaakar.....
Ritu soch ke boli - Abhi chal pehle mujhe dress dila aur Restaurant me treat bhi de, chal jaldi kar aur apna muh bhi dho lena kapde bhi badal le....
Mujhe laga majak kar rahi hai khaana toh khana hi hai chalo yeh bhi kya yaad karegi.
Main bathroom gaya apna chehra dhoya aur bhar nikal ke Ritu se kaha ki main 5 min me naha ke aata hun aap thoda wait kar lo subha se nahya nahi hun.
Ritu apne mobile me busy thi sofe sidha kar liya tha uspe bethi thi - Jaldi karna....
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15 min baad hum dono hotel ki chabhi reception pe dekar mall road pe aa gaye, abhi 3 baje the duphar ke dhoop bhi khili thi..... waise Shimla me barish aur badal ka mausam hamesha rehta hai aur sardi me barf baari bhi khub hoti hai.....
Ritu ne thodi dur jaakar mera haath pakad liya - Itni jaldi kya hai, hum bhaag ke kahan jaa rahe hain?
Mujhe thoda atpata laga par maine haath chhudne ki koshish nahi ki aur bola - Aap ki meeting hai na staff ki.
Ritu mera haath doosra haath se bhi uper se pakad ke - Dheere chalo, mujhe meeting se madam ne chutti de hai tumhara dhayan rakhne ki.....
Main ek dam shocked hokar - Kya ? Tumhe
Ritu mera shoulder pat karke - Itna chaunk ne ki jarurat nahi hai, ya apni bhabhi ka dar nikal gaya aur teri jaan saste me nahi chhutne waali..... chal na yaar tu toh aisa behave kar raha hai ki maine teri bund maar li ho.
Main sar hila ke uske saath chal diye yeh ladki hai kya cheez iske dil me jhankna muskil nahi namumkin hai..... 5 min me woh dress waali shop aa gayi ek pahadi ladki ne humra welcome kiya..... Hello sir hello madam ji.
Main - Kya Shop ke maalik yahan nahi hai?
Ladki - Kya kaam hai aapko ? Woh khaana khane gaye hain.
Main - Theek hai hum baad me aa jaayege,
Ritu toh dresses check bhi karne lagi thi....
Woh ladki - Aapko dress nahi chahiye kya?
Main - Haan chahiye par unko main jaanta hun aur ek ghante pehle 2 dress lekar gaya tha.....
Woh ladki kisi ko awaaj lagai toh woh hi shop ka maalik, dukan ke side se nikala shayad khaana kha raha tha uske muh me abhi bhi khaana tha..... Woh mujhe dekhar itna khush huya jaise main uska Mela me bichda bhai hun, mere gale mila aur bola - Arre Sir ji aayee na aur kusam ( ush ladki ka naam ) do special chai bol sirji ke liye....
Main - Arre nahi nahi hum lunch karne jaa rahen hain, chai phir kabhi le lenge.....
Woh haskar - Sir ji yeh aapki madam hain ?
Ritu tapak se mera haath pakad boli - Tum ko koyi shak hai..... Kyun darling.
Main hairani se kuch bolta usse pehle Ritu hi bol di - Dekho bhaiya mujhe acchi acchi dress dikho bill mere Mr pay karenge.... Kyun ji ?
Main hadbada ke..... woh shop ka maalik meri jhijhak samajh gaya aur bola - Sir ji madam ji yeh Shop aapki hai, joh dress chaho select karo aap couples ke liye main honeymoon discount dunga flat 50 %....
Ritu khush hokar - Yeh toh accha hai kyun ji..... aise sharma rahi thi jaise mere biwi ho.
Main mann me bahut badi waali nautanki hai yeh ladki baap re iske husband ka kya future hoga..... main chup hi raha Ritu ne 4 dress select ki 50 % discount bhi diya dukan waale ne aur yeh bhi request ki yeh sirf aap logon ke liye tha joh group waale hain unko bhi 30% discount dunga aap jaroor unke ek baar hamari world famous shop pe laaye..... Maine bill cash me diya, pahadi area me cash payment me discount jaada milta hai.
Ritu phir se mere haath pakad li, mene ek acche restaurant ka naam ush dukanwaale se puch liya tha usne bola ki mera naam le dena 15% discount direct milega. Kamal hai yaar.
Thoda dur chale the, Ritu - Woh sab hum ko honeymoon couples samajh rahe the, isse yeh phaida huya ki dress me 50% discount mila aur main tumhre saare paise wapas kar dungi jaada socho mat.
Main has diya ( mann me socha) jab se yeh royi hai meri awaaj theek se nikal hi nahi paa rahi hai, jaise ki Ritu ne mujhe tamed ( paltu ) kar liya ho
Hum restaurant me gaye aur Chinese dish order kar di obviously Ritu ne saara order diya tha..... Soups, Noodles, fried rice, Gobi Manchurian, paneer Manchurian, last Chinese tea..... Main uski bak bak sunta raha haste huye aur naap tol ke jawab bhi deta raha..... Woh bahut khush thi aur gaal ka nishan usne makeup se chhupa liya tha.
Khaana khakar hum paidal hi ghumne chale gaye..... aaspas ki famous jagah, saath saath pics bhi nikalte..... Short videos bhi record kar rahe the Instagram aur YouTube ke liye.
Woh bich bich me apne baare me batati..... Last me ek hill top pe usne bola ki uska ek boyfriend tha aur unka affair 6 mahine chala, humne shaadi ki kasme bhi khai thi par breakup ho gaya..... hum ek bench pe bethe the woh emotional hokar mere kaandhe pe sar rakhkar rone lagi, main bhi usko chup karwa raha tha.....
Jab woh normal ho gayi tab main usse pucha ki breakup ki wajah kya thi? Woh mujhse boli - Maine kisi ko nahi batya hai aur na hi tum batoge promise karo.
Main - Phir rehne hi do itna bada bhaari karan hai.
Ritu - "Love Jihad" ka shikar huyi thi.
Main - Woh kya hota hai ?
Tab mujhe Ritu ne batya ki uska bf muslim tha par usko 6 mahine tak pata hi nahi chala ki uska nakhli naam Pratap Sharma hai jabki asli naam Zubair Ansari tha.
Woh Hindu ki tarah kalwa bhi pehta tha aur uske saath mandir bhi jaata tha.... Main toh uski story sunkar hil gaya tab woh mujhe kayi film ka naam batai..... maine jaada nahi socha mujhe toh Rukhsar ki yaad aayi, woh aisi nahi hai aur nahi hi uske father the mujhse acchi tarah se baat kiye.... Kuch 5 % log jihadi mansikta ke hote hain joh sabko dara ke rakhte hain.
Jhut bol ke ladki ko dhoka dena bahut bada paap hai, bol deta ki woh usse pyaar karta hai dair saver maan jaati ya na manti toh kya ho jaata, abhi bhi woh chhodkar gayi na.... Sirf jism se pyaar tha..... Main bhi toh yehi kar raha hun.....
Ab Jang mere antar mann me chidne lagi, reh kar Rukhsar ki tasveer saamne aa jaati par woh mere baare me sab jaanti thi, shayad isliye mera saath chhod diya ki main uske majhab ka nahi hun. Rukhsar mujhe jaada samajhdar lagi, uski had yahin tak thi usko apni family ke pass jaana hi tha.
Saara acche mood ke maa bhen ek kar diya Ritu ki story ne..... sabse pehle hum sab insaan hota hai aur uski insaniyat joh acchi ya buri ho sakti hai..... Ritu ka case extreme ghinouna tha, koyi bhi accha insan hota toh ush kameene haivan ko thappad maar maar ke 72 hoorain ke pass bhej deta.... Meri patai bhi Ritu ne aise hi ki thi de thappad de thappad.....
7 baje gaye bhabhi ka call nahi aaya..... Main Ritu ko saath lekar hotel aa gaya..... Bhabhi bhi aa gayi thi aur bed pe late ke araam kar rahi thi.....
Bhabhi - Yaar meeting bahut thakne waali thi, tu kahan gaya tha? kuch khaaya ki nahi?
Main smile dekar - Meri toh puccho hi mat pehle thoda action, phir shopping aur lunch, phir kuch tourist place ghuma phir thodi sad story suni aur last me happy ending..... Poori movie jaisa waqt gujra mera..... Ha ha ha ha.....
Bhabhi - Accha hai yaar aur mujhe dekho yahan kaam hi kaam saala life ki watt lag gayi hai..... Mera bhi mann karta hai kahin shaant jagah ghumu jahan koyi tokne ko na ho..... Bas hum sirf so called collies hain bas kaam office me karta hain.
Main uski side bed pe betha aur unke dono pair utha ke meri godi me rakh liya - Aap thak gayi hongi main pair daba deta hun.
Bhabhi smile dekar mere gaal khinchi aur araam se seedhi let ke boli - My sweet boy, apni bhabhi maa ki kitni fikar hai tujhe, aur tere bhaiya ne aaj tak mere pair nahi dabye jabki main unse jaada kaam karti hun.
Main hasa aur unke footwear utara aur socks bhi.... unka salwar thoda pendli ke uper tak karke unko foot massage dene laga..... Bhabhi ki face se jaada uske pair goore aur malai ki tarah safed the.....
Bhabhi - Thanks Raju, Ritu ne pareshan toh nahi kiya, woh ladki thodi dominant type ki hai, mardon ko apni juti ke niche rakhti hai..... uski life ka kuch sad part hai par maine puccha nahi aur na hi usne bataya.
Main - Acchi ladki hai, haan rob sab pe jhadti hai.....
Bhabhi - Tere pe bhi jhaadi kya ?
Main kya bolta bus muskura ke kaha - Mere bhabhi uski boss hain, ushme itni himmat nahi ki mujhpe rob jhad sake.... Ek do baar toh mann kiya ki ek laga dun par ruk gaya.....
Bhabhi - Woh haryana ki hai himmat bhi mat karna, kho kho state level se khel chuki hai..... Company ki best female athletes chuni gayi thi. ( Mujhe toh peet bhi chuki hai par maine chup rehne me hi apni bhalai samjhi)
Main 10 min tak unke pair thoda jor se dabata raha, woh thoda dard waali aahein bahar ke bolti jaa rahi thi
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Raju wahin daba ufffff dard ho raha hai sabash aiseeeee hiiiii mummyyyyyy ahhhhhhhh ".....
Ritu aur Usha room ka door khol ke ander aa gayi.....
Ritu - Hum toh kuch aur hi samajh rahe the yahan toh bhabhi ki seva ho rahi hai..... ha ha ha ha.....
Usha ne ek chapat Ritu ke sar pe lagai - Kuch bhi bolti hai..... Raju hamesha madam ki aise hi seva karna....
Bhabhi - Accha beta ab bas kar kab tak pair dabata rahega.... woh sharma ke boli...
Raju - Maa ki seva karne me kaisi sharam..... yeh baat main Ritu ko dekhkar kehi thi....
Ritu bhi sharminda hokar - Sorry madam jaada hi bol gayi.....
Bhabhi - Yeh toh accha hai tujh ko rishte ki mariyada ka pata hai..... Raju mera devar baad me hai mera beta pehle hai..... main apne pati se bhi jaada apne bete ko pyaar karti hun..... He is my good son.
Usha - Ritu ki dress kaisi lagi Raju.....
Bhabhi - Haan bahut sundar lag rahi hai, nayi kharidi hai kya ?
Main - Bhabhi mujhe kuch kaam yaad aa gaya main abhi aata hun.... aur uske pair side me rakhkar room se bahar chala gaya.
Bhabhi - Bhag gaya maine jaada hi tareef kar di thi..... he he he he.....
Usha bhi hasne lagi aur boli - Raju aise nahi bhaga hai, Ritu ne usko bohut luta hai......
Ritu bura sa muh bana ke - Usha madam jaada hasne ki jarurat nahi hai main uske paise wapas karne aayi thi aur woh bhag gaya.
Tab bhabhi ne saara kissa Usha se suna toh woh bhi hasne lagi..... Mere liye bhi ek dress lekar aaya tha kahan rakhi hai.... Haan yeh raha bag..... aur dress dekhkar apne saamne laga ke - Acchi hai na.... Bahut acchi hai....
Usha - Madam aap pe toh saari dress khilti hain.
Ritu - Yeh dress mujhe sabse acchi lagi saari dresses me se par ek hi piece tha.
Bhabhi - Main nahi dene waali kisi bhi keemat par Mera beta pehli baar mujhe dress gift diya hai.....
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Raju hotel se nikal ke doosri direction me thodi dur hi chala tha ki Usko car se uterti huyi Nargis madan dikh gayi, sach me kayamat hi thi woh.....
Raju ne dekha yeh toh ander jaa rahi hai hotel me.... toh teji se road cross karke unki taraf lapka aur hotel ki reception pe unko pakad liya, means unke saamne aa gaya aur bola - Hello Nargis madam.
Nargis surprise hokar - What a surprise Raj tum yahan.....
Main - Ji aapko dekha toh aap ish hotel me jaa rahi thi car se utar ke ..... sorry agar aapko bura laga ki main aise hi milne aa gaya.
Nargis uske kandhe pe tap karke - Arre come on mujhe accha laga ki tum mil gaye thanks God..... Main room no 414 me ruki hoon...... Chalo aayo Riya se mil lo.....
Main Riya ka naam sunkar - Main baad me mil lunga. Main sirf hello bolne aaya tha....
Hotel dekhkar yeh meri aukat se bahar lag raha tha aur shahi vardi waala hotel staffs mujhe hi dekh raha tha.....
Woh mera haath pakad ke - Aise kaise chale jayoge, chalo chup chap..... Riya ki baat ka bura man gaye, maine toh aisi koyi baat nahi ki thi.
Main bhi unke saath lift me chala gaya mera haath unhone ab bhi nahi chhoda tha jaise main bhag na jaaun..... Lift 4 floor pe ruki aur room no 414 sabse corner ka Luxury room tha 5 star hotel ka.
Bell press ki 2 min baad Riya ne door khola main side me ho gaya woh mujhe dekhi nahi aur wapas chali gayi room me.....
Nargis - Aayo na bahar kyun ruk gaye.....
Main darte darte room me chala gaya hey bhagwan yeh room hai mahel..... (Mujhe abhi nahi pata tha ki Riya ke dad ka hotel ka business tha )
Ek ek chize tarike se aur poori sajo sajawat se bani huyi thi, mujhe pata nahi tha isme ek aur room hai atteched..... Mere flat ke room se toh 5 guna area hoga aur doosre room bhi 4 guna bada tha.....
Mujhe sofe pe bitha ke woh Riya ko pukarti
Doosre room me chali gayi - Dekho jaakar kon aaya hai" .....
" Nargis kyon hai yaar" aur jab mujhe dekhi - Oh my god..... Rajvardhan tum yahan.
Main usko politely bola - Hello.... Kaise ho Riya I hope you are good.
Riya ne night dress pehni thi woh sofe pe beth gayi aur boli - Maine tumhara saara biodata padh liya hai.
Riya
Nargis - Riya manners kahan hai tumhare, koyi mehman aata hai usko bethne ko puchte hain.
Riya - Sofe khali hai beth sakte ho ya invitation dena padega.....
Nargis - I will order something for you..... tab tak tum baat karo main change karke aati hun.
Confidence mera ab 0 se -10 level pe aa chuka tha aur mujhe apni aukat pata chal chuki thi, Riya aisi ladki hai jiski main pairon ki dhool ke barabar bhi nahi hun.
Main khada raha aur kuch soch kar wapas mudne laga - Kahan jaa rahe ho?
Main - Woh kya hai na meri bhabhi akeli hongi aur main bin bole unko yahan aa gaya woh chinta kar rahi hongi.
Riya - Mom tumhare liye order kar di hain woh khaakar chale jaana, apni bhabhi ko call kar do.
Main bhi chup ho gaya aur wapas jaakar sofe pe doosri side beth gaya.....
Main - Hotel Room tumhara.....
Riya - It's not an ordinary hotel room it's a penthouse.
Main - Penthouse, ok.
Riya - Hobbies kya hain tumhari.
Main - Doston ke saath Masti karna, Gym jaana, gaon me parivar ki madad karna, bike chalna etc
Riya samajh gayi koi khas hobbies nahi hai.... Konsa subject tumhara sabse strong hai ?
Main smile dekar - Maths.
Riya - Mera bhi maths hai aur jaada khus na ho mere bhi 100 out of
Physics aur chemistry me konsa accha lagta hai.
Main - Mujhe sirf maths acha lagta hai aur main BSC aur MSC karke bas teacher bana chahta hun.....
Riya - Come yaar itne hi tum acche hote toh engineering na karte.... he he he he..... we all are losers, not qualified.
Main - Mujhe engineering ka sauk kabhi bhi nahi raha.
Riya smile dekar - Haan pata hai, tumhare father postman hain isliye paise ki tangi hogi I understand.
Main - Nahi bade bhaiya toh chahte the ki main engineering ka entrance likhun lekin tumhari baat sahi hai mere aukat engineering ki nahi thi..... bas ek sarkari naukri karni ki hain, mere liye yeh hi badi baat hogi..... Tum kya banna chahti ho engineering toh tum bhi nahi kar paayi.... mere dheere se katach mara..... par vaar sahi jagah huya.....
Riya - Main physics me research karna chahti hun, you are correct I didn't qualify in mains IIT..... uski aankhon me nami thi....
Main usko cheer up karte huye bola - Tumse bada toh main loser hun, jab bhi koyi kamyab engineer dekho pehle meri sakal dekh lena ki ek loser tumhare saamne hai.
Riya apne aansun saaf karke - Aisa nahi hai Nargis meri mom tumhari bahut tareef kar rahi thi, gaon se nikal ke tum Noida aa gaye..... BSC karne kal GRE exams pass karke USA bhi jaa sakte ho..... I think she is right.
Main dono haath jod ke - Main apne gaon me master hi lag jaun toh bahut hai..... he he he he.....
Tabhi Nargis ek sex gown pehn ke aayi toh meri halat kharab hone lagi aur maine saara focus Riya ki taraf lagaya.....
Nargis
Nargis - Chalo main tum dono ka future predict karti hun tum dono USA jarur jaaoge.....
Main - Madan aap ka prediction wrong hoga.
Nargis - Theek hai mujhe lagta hai ki Riya USA jaayegi aur tum ko bhi saath bula legi..... Itni help toh ek doosre ki kar hi sakte ho.
Hum 10 min idhar ki baat karte rahe.... Tabhi bell baji, maine door khola aur ek waiter andar aaya ek trolly lekar. Usne table pe kayi nayi dishes aur coffee rakhi aur sign lekar bill pe bahar chala gaya.....
Riya - Main kuch nahi lungi.
Nargis - Atleast soup toh le lo, yeh tumhari long hrs dieting stomach me peptic ulcer ho jayega.
Main - Madam yeh peptic ulcer kya hota hai ?
Riya uthke chali gayi aur Nargis ne mujhe batya ulcer ki type..... "Tum hi isko samajho yeh ladki bahut choosy hai khane ke mamle me..... Dieting ke chakkar me din raat bhookhi rehti hai".
Main - Yeh toh acchi habit nahi hai, main toh sab kuch khata hun.
Nargis - Lo na Raj tumhare liye hi mangwa hai main sirf coffee lungi.
Main - Aap bhi dieting pe hain kya ?
Nargis apni aankhen dikhti huyi boli - Main tumko dieting karti hogi lagti hun.
Maine ek baar Nargis ki tarah acche se nigha maari - Nahi aap toh healthy ho.
Riya wapas akar - Nargis tum ko moti bol raha hai
Main - Nahi nahi main toh madam ko fit bol raha hun, tum itni sookhi lagkar kya karogi, thoda wt toh accha lagta hai.
Nargis - Raj meri side hai samjhi tum ab jealous feel karo
Riya - It's not fair mom, ek ladka toh mera dost rahene do.
Main dono ko dekhne laga tab Nargis boli - Raj apna hi hai, Noida se tumhare college se..... Khaana shuru karo Raj.
Main - Accha theek hai main sab finish kar dunga agar Riya soup piyegi.
Nargis ne Riya ki taraf dekha toh woh bhi beman se soup taste ki aur main bhi alag tarah ki dishes ka maja lena laga.... Nargis coffee peene lagi hum meri family ki baat karne lage kon kon hai.
Riya bol kam rahi thi aur mujhe dekh jaada rahi thi main bhi uski taraf jaada dekh raha tha..... Tabhi bhabhi ka call aaya woh mujhe dinner pe bula rahi thi.... Maine bhi bol diya ki 5 min me aata hun.
Khana kha ke coffee pee aur dono se vidha lekar main chala gaya..... Riya mujhe nicche tak chhodne aayi jabki maine kaha ki main chala jaunga..... main usko bye karke apne hotel ki taraf chala gaya.
Riya jab wapas apne room me aayi toh khush thi, Nargis ne pucha Raj kaisa laga.
Riya - Theek hai, to the ground baat karta hai.
Nargis - Raj me wahi energy dikhti hai joh tumhare dad me thi, waise handsome hai aur tall boy mujhe bhi acche lagte hain....
Riya - Nargis tum usse dur raho..... woh tumhare type ka nahi hai.
Nargis - Accha ji itni accha lagta hai toh usko bol do I really likes you.
Riya - Nahi yaar, abhi main itni jaldi decide nahi kar sakti..... as friend ok hai.
Nargis - College me kayi ladkiyan hongi koyi na koyi usko pasand kar legi infact young boys ko well shaped boobs acche lagte hain...... woh apne dono boobs pakad ke dikhai.....
Riya - Kya yaar agar usko big boobs pasand hain toh koyi aur ladki dhoond le. I think he likes me.
Nargis - Baat toh theek hai teri, woh meri sexy outfits pe bhi koyi comment ya complement nahi diya.
Riya - I know tum aisa hi karogi isliye wapas aa gayi thi. Dekho mom Raj se dur raho, tumko kayi aur mil jaayenge.
Nargis - Theek hai pakad ke rakhna usko, I know him how he looks toward you. Mujhe lagta hai tumhare sapno ka Rajkumar means Rajvardhan mil gaya hai. Agar help chahiye toh main kar dungi par usko chhodna nahi kisi bhi kimat pe, aise ladka lakhon me se ek hi hota hai.
Riya smile karke apna chehra chupa li - I don't know.....
Nargis apne liye bar me jaakar drinks banne lagi,
Riya - Abhi toh coffee pee hai, mehangi scotch ka peg bana ke uske paas bed pe beth gayi.....
Nargis - Cheers for handsome Raj
Riya ne muthi aage ki
Nargis aur Deepak open-minded high society ke couples the..... Koyi handsome ladka usko pasand aata usse pehle uski maa Nargis haath saaf kar deti thi..... ek do thode chomu type ke ladke bhi uske friends the par usko Rajvardhan jaise tall handsome aur hunk ladka chahiye tha. Riya decide kar li thi ki ish baar woh apni mom se nahi haregi. Raj gareeb hai lekin qualites usme plentiful hain.
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8:30 baje raat ke.....
Raju jab apni bhabhi ke hotel room aaya toh uske dono bag pack the, Usha v Ritu bhi bhabhi ke room me thi.....
Bhabhi Raju ke pass aayi aur boli - Raju hum ladies ko pareshani hoti hai..... Room me English toilet hai......
Raju tapak se - Bhabhi main toh pehle hi aapko bolne waala tha ki room me english toilet hai main kaise use karunga ?
Ritu - Pehle puri baat toh sun le madam kya keh rahi hain.
Maine bhabhi ki taraf dekha toh woh haske boli - Tujhe woh room chahiye na ki jahan Indian seat ho toilet me.
Main haske - Haan yeh hi toh main keh raha tha.
Bhabhi - Problem solve ho gayi, tujhe Usha ke room me shift hona padega aur wahan Indian toilet hai simple.
Main - Haan bilkul ho jaate hain shift par bhabhi aapko problem hogi na.
Ritu - Arre madam yeh bolna chah rahi hain main, Usha ji aur Madam ek room me rahenge aur tu akela hamre room me shift hoga manjur hai.
Main sochne laga ab option hi kya hai - Theek hai ho jaata hun, aap dono meri bhabhi ka khayal rakhna bhaiya mujhe jimmedari de ke gaaye hain.
Ritu mera dono bag utha ke pakad di - Chal tata bye..... Maje kar.
Main - Arre aap logon ko dinner nahi karna, main toh kar ke aa gaya hun. Bhabhi main apne naye room me jaa raha hun....
Main bag utha ke chalne laga toh Ritu ne door band kar diya ander se..... Ab kya karta first floor pe jaakar room dekha toh sab kuch saaf suthra tha.... pehle bathroom dekha toh khush huya Indian toilet thi. Pehle jakar fresh huya aur kapde badal ke ab room me sirf akela tha.
Mujhe bilkul abhi tak pata nahin tha ki inh teeno ka plan kya hai..... bahar haal khush tha ki ek acchi ladki se dosti ho gayi hai. Riya bahel hi thodi attitude waali ho par sundar toh bahot hai aur khuli aankho se sapne dekhne laga.....
Mujhe aaj tak kisi se pyaar nahi huya I mean to say sab acchi lagti thi mujhe par you know what I want to say..... Chalo chhodo yaar shayad shabd nahi the mere paas apne halat bayan karne ke liye.
10:30 baje mere room ke door pe knock huyi toh maine gate khola toh Ritu mujhe dhakel ke andar aa gayi usne ek jacket aur lower pehna tha.....
Ritu
Main - Arre kya huya aise kyon aa gayi ? Main bola hi tha woh bed pe beth gayi ....
Ritu - Door band kar de yaar mera mood kharab hai.
To be continued.....
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