Some Best Strictly 18+ Double Meaning Jokes

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Ek Baar Bandar Aur Girrafe Mein Deal Hoti Hai Ki Teri Biwi Meri Aur Meri Biwi Teri.
Kuch Din Baad Girraffe Bandar Ko Milne Aata Hai Aur Dekhta Hai To Bandar Niche Gira Pada Hai, Muh Se Zaag Nikal Rahi Hoti Hai.
Girraffe: “Arey Kya Hua Tujhe?”
Bandar: “Bhenchod, Apni Biwi Wapas Le Ja.”
Girraffe: “Kyu? Kya Hua? Maza Nahi Aaya?”
Bandar: “Maza? Bhenchod Kiss Karne Upar Chadho, Mamme Dabane Niche Aao, Chodne Pichhe Jao, Bhenchod Gand Fat Gayi Meri Daud Daud Ke”

 

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3 Married Lady* First- Mere Pati To Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai.
Second- Mere To Pair Bhi.
Teesri- Apni Saari Uthake Boli:
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.Aji… Bahar Niklo G

 

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जब B अक्षर भी ऐसा लगने लगे, जैसे करवट लेकर लड़की लेटी हो तो
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इस हरामीपन को “हवस की प्रचंडता” कहते हैं.

 

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Banta : Santa Kal Main Teri Biwi Nu Gashtiyan (Call Girls)
De Adde Te Dekhiya Si. Jara Dhayan Rakhya Kar
Santa : Haye Mere Rabba, Meri Gharwali Nu Fuddi
Lain Di Aadat Kado To Pai Gayi??

 

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Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Aayi, Ab Company Pareshan Ho
Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Bat Batayai To
Kahi Khushi Ke Mare Mar Hi Na Jaye.
To Company Ne Apne Ek Sabse Intelligent Aur Talented Person,
Ranjan (Aki) Ko Ye Kaam Sompa.
Ranjan Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Darwaja Khatkaya
To Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Ladki Nikli, Ranjan Use Bola.
Ranjan: “Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery
Nikal Aaye To Aap Kya Karogi?”
Ladki Pahle Sun Kar To Hairani Hui Aur Fir Boli.
Ladki: “Aap Ke Saamne Nangi Ho Jaaungi Aur Fir Nachne Lagungi,
Aap Phir Meri Chut Me Apna Lund Dal Dena Aur Mere Boobs Chusna,
Aur Adhe Paisi Main Aapko De Dungi”
Aur Ye Baat Sun Kar Ranjan Vahi Khushi Ke Maare Mar Gaya.

 

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Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi
Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha
Teacher: ?Tumhara Naam Kya Hai??
Ladki: Ji, Pinki?
Teacher: Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur
Piche Sarson Ka Tel!

 

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Blind Girl 1St Time Sex Kar Rahi Thi.
Maza Aaya To Boli- Ye Niche Kya Latka Hai.
Boy- Balls
Girl- Ye Nahi Dalte
Boy- Nahi
Girl- Pakka? Dekho Andhi Laachar Ka Haq Mat Marna

 

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha
Teacher: Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Aur
Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai
Santa: Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan
Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai
Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se

 

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Ek Gaanv Ke Shareef Ladke Ki Shaadi Shehar Ki Sexy Ladki Ke Saath Ho Jaati Hai.
Suhagraat Ko Jab Pati Sone Laga To Patni Ne Kaha.
Patni: “Aaj Hamari Suhagraat Hai Kuch Karoge Nahi?”
Pati Hairan Hote Hue: “Kya Karna Hai?”
Patni: “Jo Karna Chahiye”
Pati: “Mujhe Nahi Pata”
Patni Ka Sex Karne Ka Bahot Man Ho Raha Tha To Usne Pati Ko Kaha.
Patni: “Agar Tumhe Nahi Pata To Jese Mein Karungi Vese Karte Jana”
Patni Ne Apne Sare Kapde Utaar Diye To Pati Ne Bhi Utaar Diye.
Patni Bed Pe Taange Upar Kar Ke Late Gayi To Pati Bhi Aise Hi Late Gaya
Patni Gusse Se: “Behan Ke Lode Chootiye Aisa Kar Bahar Se Do Admi Le Aa Ek Teri Le Lega Aur Ek Meri“

 

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