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"Tharki sala" yeh sunte hi mai aur Shiva hasne lage. Shiva mera jigri dost hai aur avi ham gaav ke bahar ek paan dukan par ruk kar aane jane wali ladkiyon ki naap le rahe the apne aankhon se.
Shiva- yaar veer sab tujhe sahi naam de rakha hai. "Tharki sala".
Mai - kyaa kare yaar mai kabhi kabhi aisa scan karta hu ki sala uske chuchi par kaun si jagah til ha woh v bata deta hu aur choot par kaun si design ke baal hai.
Shiva- sala tu sach me tharki hai.
Mai- kyaa Karu yaar abb adat si lag chuki hai.
Shiva- jayda mahine kaha hua hai. Sabse pahle tune apni apni naukrani roopa ko choda tha.
Mai-( mann me- sale ko pata v nhi hai sabse pahle kisko choda hai aur yeh bhosdi wala alag hi raap alapne laga).
Shiva- sale iss Gori sahari chhori ko dekh.
Mai- madarchod mukhiya ki beti hai. Dadu ko kah diya na gaand sek denge. Aur upar se Mera baap piche hi pada rahta hai.
Shiva- sale dekh tabhi se tujhe hi dekh rahi hai.
Mai- bhosdike ghar aati hai toh pahchanegi na be.
Shiva- re maine suna hai yeh tujhe pasand karti hai. Chod liyo isse v
Mai- bhosdike chod diya na toh iske parivar Wale gale baandh denge pata chala toh upar se iska baap mere baap ka dost hain. Mera baap ek baar v na sunega. Isiliye aiso se dur rahta hu.
Shiva- sala Teri baat khopdi se upar hi jaati hai. Jab chodna hota hai toh kisi ko v chod deta hai aur abhi sala samne se line de rahi hai toh piche hat raha. Gaandchatte Tera kuch nhi ho sakta. Tu usi budhiya chudail ko chod jangal jaake.
Mai- dekh chutiye maine kitni baar kaha hai uske baare me kuch v na bola kar. Samjh nhi aati kya???( Gusse me).
Shiva- accha bhai sorry. Nhi bolta.
Mai- exam kab se hone wale hai be.
Shiva -10 din baad se.
Mai- bhosdike sabse jaruri kaam abhi bata raha hai. Bhag yaha se. Mai jaa raha hu Ghar padhne sala nhi toh Mera baap gaand lal karega abri baar acche number se pass na kiya toh.
Shiv- notes chahiye.
Mai- na be aajtak jarurat padi hai kya??? Meri didiyan zindabad. Jaa rha hu abb mai.
Aur mai sidha ghar nikal gya. Madarjat preboards 10 din baad hai aur yeh launda aaj bata raha hai. Sala pass nhi hua toh baap kahi gaand na laal kar de. Aree hai yaar didiyon ke liye kuch ke leta hu zaldi mann jayegi. Didiyon ko chatpata khana bahut accha lagta hai isiliye iss mahine ki sarijeb kharchi ka samosa,panipuri chaat aur jalebi leli aur sidha ghar. Maine apne pair ko break sidha ghar ke kitchen me mara.
"Are aree itna saman kaha se leke aya hai " choti buaa ( Priyanka) kahti Hui kitchen me ghusi.
Mai- buaa zaldi se isko meri bahno ke liye laga de palte me aaj unke liye special laya hu.
Priyanka buaa thodi sochne lagi aur Turant muskura ke kahne lagi.
Priyanka- veer Babu kya chakkar hai. Hame v batao ham v madad kar denge.
Mai- kuchh kuc..ch nhi hai buaa yeh toh bass aise hi apni bahno ke liye leke aya.
Priyanka- joh apni chaddi kharid ke nhi la sakta woh mahasay yeh sab laye hai kuch hazam nhi ho Raha. Jab koi baat hi nhi hai toh kuch der me teri bahne niche aayengi to khud hi khaa lengi.
Mai- aree buaa aap toh naraz ho gyi. Woh kyaa hai na exam hai 10 din baad. Aap madad kardo plzz didiyon ko manane me.
Priyanka- jab woh sab kah rahi thi padhne toh aap ghumne phirne me samay barbad kar rahe the. Kyu veer Babu . Aur mai sab janti hu yeh v tu apne baap se bachne ke liye bass pass hona chahta hai. Chal kam se kam baap ka toh Darr Hai. Chal mai lagati hu tu udhar se plate nikal. Mai sirf kah sakti hu baad baki Teri bahne jane aur tu.
Thodi der me sab niche aa gyi aur itne saare chatpate chiz dekh ke.
Shivani( didi)- mausi aaj kuch hai kyaa itne saare khane ki chize woh v hamare mann pasand ki.
Priyanka- tere bhai laya tum sab ke liye.
Yeh sunte hi sabke kaan khade ho gye. Kyunki mujhe kuch chahiye hota tha tabhi mai aisa karta tha. Aisa sunte hi sab muskura diye aur preesha didi mere pass aa gyi.
Preesha- ( muskura kar) Babu kyaa baat kuch chahiye kyaa tujhe??
Mai- aapko aisa lagta hai mai bina kaam ke aise nhi laa sakta.
Pooja- waah bhai chalo accha hai, hamari jaan chuti.( Muskurahat ke saath kahte hue).
Mai- woh didi bass aaplog meri padhai me madad kar dena.
Riddhi- ohh toh mahasay ke exam nazdik aa gye.
Mai- didi plzz abb sab madad kar dena nhi toh iss baat woh khadus aadmi laathi se naa mare pichli baar Baal Baal bacha hu.
Preesha- betu aisa nhi bolte. Accha ham mil ke padha denge.
Mai preesha didi se lipat ke thank you kahne laga. Iss samay tak mujhe koi v incest ki feeling nhi thi. Yeh simple pyaar tha bhai bahan ka.
Mai- aap sab meri sabse acchi didi ho. Didi iss baar acche number aa gye na toh pakka kartik bhai bike denge plzzz iss baar chahe jaise v ho 60 % aa jaye.
Pihu- kyaa bass 60% ke liye tujhe 1lakh ki gadi dengey.
Mai- toh mere liye 60% matlab 90 % samjh aaya.
Pihu- haa bhai Teri calculation hi alag hai. Abb kar v kyaa sakta hu.
Urvi- dekh bhai iss baar Ham tumhe poora time nhi de payenge but tumhare preboard ka kaam ho jayega but iss baar tumhe agle 2-3 mahine ke liye koi teacher dhundna hoga.
Mai- didiiii... ( Roni jaisi shakal bana ke).
Urvi- Babu abb tu aiso shakal mat bana. Hamare v exams aa rahe hai hame v padhna hai. Ham jante the tu aayega hamare pass uska solution dhund liya hai preesha didi ne puch unse.
Mai- ( thoda khush hoke) sach didi.
Preesha- haa betu kar diya. Sabke exam aane wale aur mere v. But meri ek dost hai maine usse baat ki hai. Woh teacher hai aur tere subject ki hi hai toh tu usse padh sakta hai but woh thodi strict hai. Maar v deti hai kabhi kabhi na padhne par. Aur avi uske maa ki tabiyat kharab hai toh woh leave par hai 2-3 mahino ke liye soch le tu. Kyaa karna hai???
Mai- aapne dekha hai toh matlab sweet hi hogi. Mai padhne ko ready hu but aap sab kabhi v padha sakti thi. Waha time se jana hoga. Chalo koi baat nhi.
Iss bar par sab didiyan ek dusre ko dekh ke muskura di.
Mai- didi aap apni frnd se baat kar lena mai maa se mil ke aata hu.
Mere jaane ke baad.
Preesha :- chalo accha hai Maan gya padhne ko bass iss baar padh le acche number se pass ho jaaye.
Urvi- didi aap thi isiliye Maan gya nhi toh mere se maane se raha.
Preesha- ahhhha dekh toh kaun bol raha hai. Usne bass bol diya yeh karna hai toh wahi karna chahe sahi ho ya galat.
Urvi- haa toh mai karti hu aapko kyun jalan ho rahi hai... Aur aap chupke se joh sab uske liye karti ho mujhe kyaa nhi pata...
Preesha- mujhe kyun jalan hogi. Mai toh bata rahi thi.
Priyanka- tum sab ladna band karo. Jaldi se Khao sab nhi toh thande ho jayenge.
Ishani- haa didi zaldi karo....
Fir sabne khana start Kiya dekhte hai veer kya kar raha hai.
Mai- maa...
Maa- haa bolo kya hua.
Mai- mujhe kuch paise chahiye.
Maa- kyu ?? Tere ko paise diye the na maine unka kya kiya??
Mai- maa woh didiyon ke liye khane ko le aya tha.
Maa- exam start hone wale hai tere.
Mai- haa kyu???
Maa( muskura kar)- bata kitne chahiye.
Mai- jitne me saari books aa jaaye aur sabhi ki ek ek copy.
Maa- gadha kahi ka abhi tak tune book v nhi liya.
Mai- naa.
Maa- tere papa ko pata chala na toh kutai pakki hai. Le paise jaa zaldi le aa. Bhaag Jaa bahar me dekh ramu hoga uske saath chale jana gadi se tere papa aa gye na toh fir lag jayegi Teri class ( muskura kar).
Mai- kaisi maa ho mere bebasi par hass rahi ho dekh lunga aur khadus ka naam mat liya Karo aise subh avsar par.
Maa- bhag yaha se bada aya. Jaa der ho rahi hai.
Mai nikal gya market....
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