Ye rohit me kaun sa gond laga diya bro mauka milte hi fevicol jjaisa chipak jata hai barhal afisha se gift kiya vo bhi apni pasand ka car aur rohit ne divya ko churan de diyaUpdate 9
Divya thappad dena ke bad kuch bolti uske phle uski nazer Rohit par padi jo car ki key hath main le kar baitha tha.
Rohit- main toh car le liya whi dikana aaya tha.
Divya- aise batoge car liya toh haan ye konsa tarika tha.
Rohit- dar jata hai aur kahta hai wo wo di
Divya- car ki key de aur chal mera sth aisa kah kar wo key ki chabi leti hai.
Rohit- di
Divya- kya hai
Rohit- tu bdi sunder lag rhi hai bahot pyari si hai tu sunder sunder (aisa kah kar wo uska gaal khich leta hai)
Divya- Rohit ko dekti hai han tbhi thodi der phle aisi harkat kr rha tha nah tujhe mera se zara bhi dar ni lgta nah mar kahta rhta hai lekin sundarta ni.
Rohit- tu meri divya hai pyari si tmse kyu daru waise bhi main bhi toh tmra bhai hun..
Divya- teri inhi harkato se
Rohit- ye sb chod nah tu car dek nah mast hai nah.
Divya- black colour ki kyu liya tmko toh white car psnd hai nah hmsa white white kahta tha.
Rohit- meri didi ko toh black car achi lgti hai nah isliya black liya.
Afisha- oye ji black mujhe psnd hai isliya black li main.
Rohit- apko psnd aayi black car.
Afisha- ni degi wo.
Rohit- tum toh degi.
Divya- bahot jada pyari hai car waise.
Rohit- car le kr divya ko ghumane nikal padta hai fir usko ice Cream khilata hai.
Rohit- Avni di kaha hai wo ni aayi aaj kal ghar.
Divya- usko ghurti hai.
Rohit- n n n ni toh main bas aise puch tha.
Ice cream wala aunty- beta tm dono bahot acha couple ho aisa hi pyar se rhna Hmsa.
Divya kuch bolti uske phle Rohit bol padta hai.
Rohit- ji aunty thankyou.
Fir Rohit jaldi se paisa de kar divya ka hath pakad ke usko car main le lata hai.
Divya- mera dono hath chod zara.
Rohit- ni tu maregi
Divya- ni marungi chod tu.
Rohit- ni tu maregi.
Divya- bol rhi hun nah marungi tu mujhe janta hai nah main kyu marungi.
Rohit- thoda darte hua hath chod deta hai.
Divya- meri ice cream pakad zara.
Rohit jaise hi ice cream pakadta hai divya is bar bahot tight slap deti hai.
Divya- ice cream de meri waapis ab.
Rohit- chup chaap ice cream deta hai.
Divya ice cream khati hai fir bahot ghumte hai dono car se but ab Rohit kuch ni bolta.
Divya- kya hua kal se tu collage chalga daily smjha.
Rohit- Daily
Divya- ji daily apko koi problem hai
Rohit- n n ni
Divya- main sth rhungii agr tu collage chalga tb aur aisa ghumne bhi chalungi tmra sth.
Rohit- pakka nah
Divya- han bt collage daily chalga toh.
Afisha- mtlb roj aisa thappad se laal hua rhoge
Rohit- toh kya hua kam se kam sth toh rhegii dekho kitni khus hai abhi.
Afisha- acha toh main bhi apko pit pit ke khus ho jau kya.
Afisha- main thoda sone ja rhi hun kuch kaam ho tbhi mujhe jagana.
Divya- chal ab Avni ko lena chalta hai wo coaching se isi time chutti hai..
Rohit- car se Avni ke coaching ke paas se gujarta hai.
Divya- agr tune uske saamne zara bhi aisi wesi harkat ki toh tu dekna main kya karti hun itna pitungi nah ki mammy bhi ni pahchan paygii tujhe..
Rohit- thik hai darwao mat nah...
Avni- arre dabba tu kiski car hai new new.
Divya- meri hai dek pani bhi ni utari.
Avni- Rohit ne li.
Divya- ha
Avni- tb toh mtlb meri bhi hai kah kar wo ander baith jati hai.
Divya- jaya kyu ni aayi.
Avni- pta ni yar bs wo presaan rhti hai tumko toh pta hai nah ek hapte hm dono college ni gya tha tbse presaan rhti wo.
Divya- han
Rohit- main Vishal se pta kru syd wo kuch bta paya.
Divya- han ye thik rhega tu pta kar ke jaldi aa jana ghar aur mujhe ghar drop kr do kyuki mammy ki help krni hai khana banna main.
Avni- kya bat hai rohit new new car le li wah ji waah divya toh gai gahr bt tera gal pe nisan kaisa laal laal.
Avni aur rohit aise bat kr hi rha tha ki tbhi waha wo kuch ldkiyon aur ladko ka grop aata hai aur jo Avni ko car main baitha dek kar ke uske paas aata hai.
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Anmika- kyu re Avni gareeb tu is bar ke bahar kya kar rhi hai.
Atul- bechari kya kregi bhik maagne aayi hogi.
Avni- bahot dar jati hai aur kuch ni bolti bs chup chaap car main baith jati hai.
Vaibhav- isko maina bola tha pat ja mera se life set ho jaygii lekin ni ab dekho dhanda karna shuru kr diya kya.
Jyoti- jane do nah bechari ko.
Vaibhav- car ka door open kr ke Avni ko bahar khich leta hai hehehe ab bol kya bol rhi thi us din collage main.
Avni- mujhe jaane do.
Tbhi rohit waha aata hai aur Vaibhav ka hath marod kr ke ek thappad jhad deta hai.
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Rohit- sun be gadhe ke lund meri Avni ko hath bhi lagaya nah toh sakal aaiyne main dekna layak bhi ni chodunga teri smjha.
Atul- abe oh tu kon h be.
Rohit- tera baap hun mdr chod jis area main tu khada hai na wo apna hai smjha tu bahen ke lode.
Rohit- ye car meri hai aur ye meri bandi tu beech main bolna waala kon h be han.
Rohit- vaibhav ko dakka de kar bhaga deta hai aur Avni jo thoda dari hui thi usko hug kr leta hai.
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Rohit- daro mat Avni tum daro mat main hun nah tmra pas.
Avni- ab bs fhut fhut ke roya ja rhi thi.
Rohit- Avni ko dekta hai aur usko bahot tight hug kar leta hai.
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Avni- main thik hun Rohit bs thoda dar gai thi main.
Rohit- shhhhbas meri bahon main rho aur chup rho meri Avni ki life main itni problem hai aur tmne mujhe batyaa kyu ni aur kya kya problem hai tm sb ki life main haa.
Tbhi Avni kahti hai main thik hun bahot slow awaz main.
Rohit- ab se tm mera sth rhoge hmsa collage ho ya coaching ho mera sth hi rhoge hmsa.
Avni- apni garden haa main hila deti hai...
Avni ko wo car main baitha kar ghar par le aata hai.
Rohit- Avni ko ghar par chod deta hai apne aur gate ke paas drop krta hai.
Avni jane lgti hai.
Afisha- arre car se utaro aur usko hug kro aisa ladki ni pat jati utaro.
Rohit- arre
Afisha- ek bar main smj ni aata kya utaro aur uske pas jao.
Rohit- car se utarta hai aur kahta hai Avni
Avni- nam aaankon se uski ur daud kar aati hai aur gale lag jati hai.
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Fir Avni apni aankhon se aasu pochte hua chali jati hai.
Ye rohit me kaun sa gond laga diya bro mauka milte hi fevicol jjaisa chipak jata hai barhal afisha se gift kiya vo bhi apni pasand ka car aur rohit ne divya ko churan de diyaUpdate 9
Divya thappad dena ke bad kuch bolti uske phle uski nazer Rohit par padi jo car ki key hath main le kar baitha tha.
Rohit- main toh car le liya whi dikana aaya tha.
Divya- aise batoge car liya toh haan ye konsa tarika tha.
Rohit- dar jata hai aur kahta hai wo wo di
Divya- car ki key de aur chal mera sth aisa kah kar wo key ki chabi leti hai.
Rohit- di
Divya- kya hai
Rohit- tu bdi sunder lag rhi hai bahot pyari si hai tu sunder sunder (aisa kah kar wo uska gaal khich leta hai)
Divya- Rohit ko dekti hai han tbhi thodi der phle aisi harkat kr rha tha nah tujhe mera se zara bhi dar ni lgta nah mar kahta rhta hai lekin sundarta ni.
Rohit- tu meri divya hai pyari si tmse kyu daru waise bhi main bhi toh tmra bhai hun..
Divya- teri inhi harkato se
Rohit- ye sb chod nah tu car dek nah mast hai nah.
Divya- black colour ki kyu liya tmko toh white car psnd hai nah hmsa white white kahta tha.
Rohit- meri didi ko toh black car achi lgti hai nah isliya black liya.
Afisha- oye ji black mujhe psnd hai isliya black li main.
Rohit- apko psnd aayi black car.
Afisha- ni degi wo.
Rohit- tum toh degi.
Divya- bahot jada pyari hai car waise.
Rohit- car le kr divya ko ghumane nikal padta hai fir usko ice Cream khilata hai.
Rohit- Avni di kaha hai wo ni aayi aaj kal ghar.
Divya- usko ghurti hai.
Rohit- n n n ni toh main bas aise puch tha.
Ice cream wala aunty- beta tm dono bahot acha couple ho aisa hi pyar se rhna Hmsa.
Divya kuch bolti uske phle Rohit bol padta hai.
Rohit- ji aunty thankyou.
Fir Rohit jaldi se paisa de kar divya ka hath pakad ke usko car main le lata hai.
Divya- mera dono hath chod zara.
Rohit- ni tu maregi
Divya- ni marungi chod tu.
Rohit- ni tu maregi.
Divya- bol rhi hun nah marungi tu mujhe janta hai nah main kyu marungi.
Rohit- thoda darte hua hath chod deta hai.
Divya- meri ice cream pakad zara.
Rohit jaise hi ice cream pakadta hai divya is bar bahot tight slap deti hai.
Divya- ice cream de meri waapis ab.
Rohit- chup chaap ice cream deta hai.
Divya ice cream khati hai fir bahot ghumte hai dono car se but ab Rohit kuch ni bolta.
Divya- kya hua kal se tu collage chalga daily smjha.
Rohit- Daily
Divya- ji daily apko koi problem hai
Rohit- n n ni
Divya- main sth rhungii agr tu collage chalga tb aur aisa ghumne bhi chalungi tmra sth.
Rohit- pakka nah
Divya- han bt collage daily chalga toh.
Afisha- mtlb roj aisa thappad se laal hua rhoge
Rohit- toh kya hua kam se kam sth toh rhegii dekho kitni khus hai abhi.
Afisha- acha toh main bhi apko pit pit ke khus ho jau kya.
Afisha- main thoda sone ja rhi hun kuch kaam ho tbhi mujhe jagana.
Divya- chal ab Avni ko lena chalta hai wo coaching se isi time chutti hai..
Rohit- car se Avni ke coaching ke paas se gujarta hai.
Divya- agr tune uske saamne zara bhi aisi wesi harkat ki toh tu dekna main kya karti hun itna pitungi nah ki mammy bhi ni pahchan paygii tujhe..
Rohit- thik hai darwao mat nah...
Avni- arre dabba tu kiski car hai new new.
Divya- meri hai dek pani bhi ni utari.
Avni- Rohit ne li.
Divya- ha
Avni- tb toh mtlb meri bhi hai kah kar wo ander baith jati hai.
Divya- jaya kyu ni aayi.
Avni- pta ni yar bs wo presaan rhti hai tumko toh pta hai nah ek hapte hm dono college ni gya tha tbse presaan rhti wo.
Divya- han
Rohit- main Vishal se pta kru syd wo kuch bta paya.
Divya- han ye thik rhega tu pta kar ke jaldi aa jana ghar aur mujhe ghar drop kr do kyuki mammy ki help krni hai khana banna main.
Avni- kya bat hai rohit new new car le li wah ji waah divya toh gai gahr bt tera gal pe nisan kaisa laal laal.
Avni aur rohit aise bat kr hi rha tha ki tbhi waha wo kuch ldkiyon aur ladko ka grop aata hai aur jo Avni ko car main baitha dek kar ke uske paas aata hai.
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Anmika- kyu re Avni gareeb tu is bar ke bahar kya kar rhi hai.
Atul- bechari kya kregi bhik maagne aayi hogi.
Avni- bahot dar jati hai aur kuch ni bolti bs chup chaap car main baith jati hai.
Vaibhav- isko maina bola tha pat ja mera se life set ho jaygii lekin ni ab dekho dhanda karna shuru kr diya kya.
Jyoti- jane do nah bechari ko.
Vaibhav- car ka door open kr ke Avni ko bahar khich leta hai hehehe ab bol kya bol rhi thi us din collage main.
Avni- mujhe jaane do.
Tbhi rohit waha aata hai aur Vaibhav ka hath marod kr ke ek thappad jhad deta hai.
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Rohit- sun be gadhe ke lund meri Avni ko hath bhi lagaya nah toh sakal aaiyne main dekna layak bhi ni chodunga teri smjha.
Atul- abe oh tu kon h be.
Rohit- tera baap hun mdr chod jis area main tu khada hai na wo apna hai smjha tu bahen ke lode.
Rohit- ye car meri hai aur ye meri bandi tu beech main bolna waala kon h be han.
Rohit- vaibhav ko dakka de kar bhaga deta hai aur Avni jo thoda dari hui thi usko hug kr leta hai.
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Rohit- daro mat Avni tum daro mat main hun nah tmra pas.
Avni- ab bs fhut fhut ke roya ja rhi thi.
Rohit- Avni ko dekta hai aur usko bahot tight hug kar leta hai.
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Avni- main thik hun Rohit bs thoda dar gai thi main.
Rohit- shhhhbas meri bahon main rho aur chup rho meri Avni ki life main itni problem hai aur tmne mujhe batyaa kyu ni aur kya kya problem hai tm sb ki life main haa.
Tbhi Avni kahti hai main thik hun bahot slow awaz main.
Rohit- ab se tm mera sth rhoge hmsa collage ho ya coaching ho mera sth hi rhoge hmsa.
Avni- apni garden haa main hila deti hai...
Avni ko wo car main baitha kar ghar par le aata hai.
Rohit- Avni ko ghar par chod deta hai apne aur gate ke paas drop krta hai.
Avni jane lgti hai.
Afisha- arre car se utaro aur usko hug kro aisa ladki ni pat jati utaro.
Rohit- arre
Afisha- ek bar main smj ni aata kya utaro aur uske pas jao.
Rohit- car se utarta hai aur kahta hai Avni
Avni- nam aaankon se uski ur daud kar aati hai aur gale lag jati hai.
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Fir Avni apni aankhon se aasu pochte hua chali jati hai.
Update 10
Rohit- yarr Avni kitni soft thi yrr meri Avni ko chune waala wo bahen ka loda kon tha.
Rohit Vishal ko call krta hai aur ali ko bhi call krta hai dono milne ke liya bulata hai.
Vishal- oh teri bahen chod car le liya nayi kya baat hai guru
Ali- bhai sun nah.
Rohit- kya hai be
Ali- gaand de de bhai
Rohit- bhak lodu ab se hm dono bhi collage chalnge aur ye final decision hai.
Vishal- Abe ohh lodu ek toh meri di jaya din bhar meri gand mare rhti hai upar se tu alg natak kar rha hai main ni chalne wala.
Ali- Abe oh lodu kiski chut marna chah rha hai be tu
Rohit- aisi bat ni hai yar padai bhi jaurui hai hm log padenga ni toh gyaan kaha se aayga.
Vishal- tujhe gyan ni bhosda chahaiya lodu chutiya kisi aur ko banana smjha.
Ali- bhai meri bhi setting karwa de yrr single hi maroge kya tum dono
Ali- wo sb toh thik hai bsdk ye bta kisko pel ke aaya hai tu Khan baba bta rha tha tune kisi ko pel diya.
Vishal- aur ye bandi ka kya chakker hai be kon si bndi afisha.
Rohit- ni Avni ka matter tha.
Ali- saale ko niptaya kyu ni teri pistol gaand marane ke liya thi kya tu bol toh apne admi log ko bhej de kya.
Vishal- tum dono apna dimag thanda rakho abhi kuch mt kro dekho phle hi hm sb ka matter ho rakha hai sanjeev ke sth college chalta hai aur waha dekta hai whi pe iska bhi insab kiya jayga atul aur Anamika ka.
Ali- ye bhi thik hai abhi kya kiya jaye.
Rohit- mera mail pe aaj ka pura business details bhej dena main profit margin waigra nikal lunga.
Vishal- tujhe bhej dega abhi khi ghumne chalte hai.
Ali- bhai ruk main car park kar ke aaya.
Ali car ghar par lga diya aur raaste main Vishal ne usko car main le kar tafri karne chal pade.
Ali- kya bat hai Vishal bahot paresan lagta hai aaj kal
Vishal- meri di yar pta ni kya bat hai din bhar ukdi rhti hai.
Rohit- saaf saaf bta nah kya bat hai.
Vishal- tu apni di se pta kar nah kya bat hai.
Rohit- Abe unko khud kuch ni pta wo boli tmse bat karu main.
Vishal- past kuch dino se roti hai aur mera ko pelti hai bs yhi kam hai uska aur kuch ni krti.
Vishal- kuch kro nah tum dono.
Ali- Rohit tu apni dusri bandi se pta kar.
Vishal- rohit ki dusri bandi.
Ali- Abe chutiya Avni aur kon
Vishal- ki aankhon chamak gai.
Vishal- bhai wo teri gf hai lekin afisha.
Ali- tu chup kar na.
Rohit- Abe wo meri gf thodi hai meri didi ko pta chal gya toh wo meri gand mar legi smjha.
Ali- pda toh tu uske piche bhi h.
Rohit- wo wo wo toh bs aisa hi.
Ali- bhai teri didi set ho jaye toh batana meri bhi Sadia fir pat jaygii kitna bhi kosis kr leta hun didi bhaav ni deti.
Vishal-chal ab rat kafi ho gai hai ghar par chalta hai waise bhi di gussa karegi.
Ali car se utar gya Vishal ne Rohit se bola
Vishal- bhai sun
Rohit- han bol nah
Vishal- ni kuxh ni bs aaisa hi.
Fir Rohit afisha ke sth masti krta hai aur ghum kar ghar waapis aa jata hai...
Ghar kar wo seedha room main jaata hai khana khata hai.
Rohit- arre yar main toh mom ko batana hi bhul gya car ke bare main yhi soch kar wo seedha mom ke room main jata hai.
Rohit room ka darwaza khol ke ander jata hai toh dekta hai uski ma sofe par lat ke.
Rohit- jaanvi ko dek kar ke chup chaap ander jata hai aur gate bnd kr deta hai aur jaanvi ke upar lat jata hai.
Jaanvi- niii rohittt niii tu aisa ni kar skta nii rohittt main jeeta jee mar jaungi rohittt niii
Rohit- I love you mom roj roj apko aisa drd main ni dek skta main papi ban skta hun lekin meri ma ki khusi jada imp hai
Aisa kah kar Rohit jaanvi ko chodna shuru kr deta hai.
Jaanvi-aaaaaaahh niiii aaaaaaah nhiii betaaaaaa mattt karrrr aaaissaaaa abhii bhii aaaaah mammmy mat karrr aaaaaaaah ummmmmmmm mar jaungi main jeta jeee aaaaahhhhhhh.
Rohit- aap bahot pyare ho mom lekin ab bahot ho gya aab se aap bilkul ni tarsoge
Aisa kah kar Rohit unko leta kar khud baith kar chodna shuru kar deta hai.
Jaanvi- aaaaaaahh maaaaa ummmmmmm nniiii niii betaaaa tu hat jaa abhi bhiii sb thik aaaah ohhhh goddddd nooooo plsss beta maan jaa.
Jaanvi ab jhadne lgti hai toh Rohit ko ks ke jakad leti hai aur kahti hai
Jaanvi- aaaaaha rohittt betaaaa tune bar bad kr diya apni maa ko khi ka ni choda aisa kahte hua rote hua wo pani chod deti hai.
Aur rohit bhi apna paani jaanvi ke ander hi nichod deta hai.
Jaanvi- buja li apni hawas ki Aag yaa kuch baki hai beta.
Jaanvi- tu hwas ki aag main itna anda ho gya ki tune apni hi ma ko ni pahchan paaya.
Rohit- han hun main darinda ni dek paaya apni ma ko roj roj aisa tadpate hua tb socha duniya ke sab pap ko sah skta hun Lekin apni ma ko khusi de sku isliya jo shi lga wo kiya aisa kah kar wo chup chaap room se nikal gya.
Rohit- car ki key laaya tha taaki aapko ghumane le chal sku wo dikana jiska kbhi sapna dekha tha aisa kah kar wo key ko fek deta hai aur chal padta hai apne room main.
Rohit jaisa hi apne room main aata hai afisha usko pakad leti hai.
Afisha-shhhh bilkul chup I love you mera hubby tum duniua ke best hubby ho aur hmsa rhoge chup.
Aur usko apni bahon main samet leti hai aur usko apni seena se lga leti hai aur chup chaap sula deti hai aur dono so jata hai.
Afisha- pagal ho pura tum usko sota hua dek kar usko piche se hug kr leti hai
Badhiya mast update dostA
Tq mamMast update sir
माफ़ करना मित्रUpdate mast tha bas gali galuch ki matra khuch jayada ho gayi ya kahu bahut jayda
HanNice update bichara rohit aur vishal chala tha dhanda karne lekin unke dhande ne unka hi haal ganda kar diya
Nxt time dhyaan rhega sir jiNice update aur ek bat jinn agar ladki ho to use jini जिनी kahte hai aur ladke jin ko jin bolte hai
Nice update dimag se paidal rohit afisha ki baate sun hi nahi raha tha sirf bakchodi kar raha tha aur bakchodi karte karte ek badi musibat mol le liya