Fantasy Zindagi ke rang apno ke sang Restart

[Nadeem21]

Mai aur nikki baith ke tv dekne lage phir hum ne lunch kiya aur mom aram kerne chale gayi aur nikki ne bola ki usko us ki friend sonam ke pass jana ke hai.(sonam nikki ke best friend hai per muje bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai par phir bhi mai nikki ke vajah se us ko jhelta hu) maine ok kha aur maine us ko tyar hone ka bol ke aapne kamre mai aa gaya.

Ab aage...
Phir us ko le ke mai sonam ke ghar chala gaya waha ja ke mera mood na hote huye bhi muje sonam ke ghar mai jana pada. nikki ne doorball bajaye darwaja sonam ne hi khola pehle nikki ko dekh ke bahut khus huyi phir muje dekh ke aisa muh banaya jaise ki kisi ne bahut hi kadwi dawa pila de ho.

Phir mai ne pucha ki aunty kha hai us ne kha ki ander hai phir hum ander aa gaye Aur vo dono sonam ke room mai chali gayi aur mai vahin sofe pe baith gaya.

Aunty- Are aman kab aaye.

Mai- Aunty bas abhi–abhi aaya hu nikki ko chodne.Aunty- Tum baitho mai tumare liye kuch nasta lati hun.

Mai- Nahi aunty mai to bas ja hi raha tha bas aap se milne ke liye ruk gaya.

Aunty- Aise kaise bina naste ke to mai tume jane nahi dungi.

Mai- Ok, aunty.

Phir aunty nasta banane chali gayi aur mai tv dekhne laga itne mai sonam ke badi behan sonia di aa gayi. Muje dekha aur mere mathe pe haat laga kea man teri tabiyat to thik hai na (Sonia Di sonam ki badi behan jo doctor hai aur meri un se bahut hi badiya patti hai yaha tak ki muje kabhi koi problem hoti hai to mai sonia di ko hi batata hu aur vo mujhe us ka solution batati hai.

Mai- Kyu di aapko aisa kyu lag raha hai ki meri tabiyat thik nahi hai.

Di- Tuje yaad hai tu last time kab aaya tha hamare ghar.

Mai- Di aap bhi na aap to janti hai ki sonam ko mera yaha aana pasand nahi aur phir aap ko ye bhi pata hai ke study mai kitna accha hu bas exam ki tayyari kar raha tha.

Di- Sab janti hu me par tu ye bhool raha hai ki tu yahan sonam se nahi mujse milne aata hai.

Mai- Ok, sorry di aage se aisa nahi hoga.

Di- Chal koi baat nahi aab ye bata ki aage kya kerne ka vichar hai.

Mai- Di pehle to kisi tarah acche numbero se pass ho jayu ye hi duya hai phir dekhte hai.

Di- Vo to tu ho hi jayega itna bhi kamjor nahi hai padayi mai tu aur nahi bhi huya to sports mai tu accha hai hi ye tera trump card hai.

Mai- Ye to hai di (Dosto yaha mai aap logo ko bata du ki sports mai meri kaffi acchi pakad hai. Main cricket aur hokey dono mai accha player mana jata hu. Cricket meri pasand hai aur hokey ek zid ka natija jo aap ko aage ja ke pata chaljayega).

Itne mai aunty nasta leke aa gayi aur di fresh hone ka bol ke chali gayi aur aunty se thodi der tak baat cheet ker ke me ghar ke liye nikal gaya.

 

[Nadeem21]

Ghar aa ke maine wahi kiya jo hum jaise ladko ko shoba deta hai yani ki so gaya. Nikki ko lane sham ko jana tha isiliye mere pass bahut time tha. Dopehar ko mom ne jagaya aur lunch ke liye neeche aane ko bola.

Mai- Kas lunch kerna itna jaruri na hota.

Mom- Kuch bola tune.

Mai- Nahi Bas 15 min mai aaya.

Phir mai fresh ho ke neeche hall mai aa gaya lunch kiya. Phir TV dekhne laga thodi der TV dekhne ke baad mai boor hone laga aur ye sochne laga ki aisa kya kiya jaye jisse time pass ho jaye jab muje kuch nahi suja
to maine rohit ko phone kiya. Rohit mere uncle ka beta hai aur wo bhi hamare ghar se kuch dur hi rehte hai. Rohit aur simran twins hai dono mai sirf 5 min ka anter hai aur simran pure 5 min badi hai jis ka fayda utha ke wo rohit pe hukum chalati rehti hai.

Mai- Kya ker raha he be.

Rohit- Kuch nahi yaar simran pakka rahi hai.

Mai- Oh ye to accha hai chal tuje nikalta hu waha se.

Rohit- Bhai tera ye ahsan jindagi nahi pure ek din tak nahi bhuluga.

Mai- Chal nautanki mat ker phone de use .

Simran- Hello kaun.

Mai- Wah kya din aa gaye hain hame aapna intro bhi dena hoga aapko.

Simran- Sorry bhaiya maine socha ki.
Mai- Ki ye jhoot bol raha hai chal ek kam ker aaj ese chod de muje kuch kam hai isse.

Simran- Bhaiya mera project aadhura reh jayega.

Mai- Iska bhi solution hai mere paas tu isse raat mai banwa liyo mai bhi bol dunga.

Simran- Thik hai aap bol rahe hai to thik hai nahi to mai isse sham tak chodne wali nahi thi.

Mai- Thanks dear ek tu hi to hai es duniya mai nahi to mera kya hota.

Simran- Ok, jyada maska lagane ki jarurat nahi hai muje sahi time par mera inam mil jana chahiye.

Mai- Tu tension na le bas us langur ko phone de.

Rohit- Ha bhai bol kahan milna hai .

Mai- Wahi jahan koi aata jata nahin.

Rohit- 10 min mai tuje wahi milta hu chal bye.

Mai-Bye.

Karib 20 min baad muje wo aata huwa dikha aur jaise hi wo bike park ker ke neeche utra maine ek jordar laat us ke pichwade pe de mari.

Rohit- Bhai 5 mint hi to late huwa hu.

Mai- Kaminey 10 mint late hai aur late aane ki saza to milii hi hai aur barabar mili hai.

Rohit- Ha to thik hai chal aaj ki bear meri taraf se khus.
Mai- Bilkul khus per mai to ***** hi lunga baad mai natak nahi chahiye muje tera.

Rohit- Accha aapni bari mai made in India aur hamari bari mai made in **** ye julm hai.

Mai- Jyada notanki na ker chal ja le ke aa mai jaldi phir pee ke park chalte hai bahut jaruri baat kerni hai muje tujhse.

Rohit aapna sada sa muh le ke chale gaya. Chal to aise thi jaise kisi ne gand mar le ho kaminey ki. Aakhir kar wo do can le ke aa gaya hum ne wahi ek side mai aapni tanki full ki aur chal pade park ki aur.

Rohit- Ha to bata kya jaruri kam tha tuje.

Mai- Ha mai yeh bol raha tha ki aage tune kya kerne ki sochi hai.

Rohit- Isme sochna kya hai hum jaise nakara to engineering hi ker shakte hai pass ho na ho pancher lagana to sheek hi lenge.

Mai- Good achi soch hai par bad news engineering mai puncher lagana nahi shikhate.

Rohit- To mera kya hoga kya kya socha tha maine ki puncher lagane ka bada sa showroom kholuga aur famous ho jayuga sab bekar tune to mere sapne tod diye.

Mai- Chal majak chod aur sach bol mai serious hu yaar.

Rohit- Ok maine sach mai engg. ka hi socha hai I.T. se aur tu.

Mai- Same per yaha se nahi matlab ki ye hamari life ke sabse khas time hai to khud duniya ko face kerna chahta hu khud aage aa ke kuch kerna chahta hu.

Rohit- To shaddi ker lena.

Mai- Agar tune dobara mera majak banaya to tu gaya .

Rohit- Ok to tuje meri kya help chahiye .

Mai- Mom-dad muje aakele nahi jane denge isliye tu mere saath chalega.

Rohit -Aur mai aisa kyu karuga .

Mai- Kyu ki tuje waha free bear milegi mere taraf se.

Rohit- To thik hai .

Mai- Chal aab result pe milte hai aur hum aapne aapne ghar ko nikal liye.

Mai jaise hi ghar pahucha ki mon mere pe fire ho gayi.

Mom- Tu kahan tha aab tak.

Mai- Mai to park gaya tha rohit ke saath kal result aa raha hai hamara to usi pe baat ho rahi thi.

Mom- Tu kuch bhul nahi raha.

Mai- Nahi bilkul nahi maine aaj time pe lunch to ker liya tha.

Mom- Aur kuch shayad kuch jo es se jyada important ho.

Mai- Nahi*****oh shit mai Nikki ko lana bhul gaya wo meri jaan le legi aab mai abhi leke aata hu use.

Mom- Koi jarurat nahi hai simran ki mom aa rahi hai use le ker.

Mai- Mom mai rohit ke pass ja raha hu aaj raat ke liye.

Mom- Bilkul nahi agar tu chala gaya to us toofanmail ko kaun sambhalega.

Mai- Mom aap to great ho muje pata hai aap use handle ker lengiMom- Bilkul nahi wo bahut gusse mai thi aur muje us ka gussa jhelne ka koi shok nahi hai.

Mai- Mom.

Mom- Aman dekh mai teri koi help nahi ker sakti ye teri galti hai tu jhel.

Mai to gaya kam se aaj wo muje kaccha hi kha jayegi usne mujhe aate huwe bhi warning di thi ki time pe mai use lene aa jawu kya karu kya karu. Tabhi ghar ki doorbell baji nokar ne gate open kiya Nikki aapna gusse se bhara huwa chahra liye seedhe ander aa gayi aur mujhe marne lagi.

Mai- Dekh meri koi galti nahi hai wo kya hai aaahhhhh lag rahi hai aaram se mar na.

Nikki- Accha aab lag rahi hai mai wahan pichle 1 ghante se me aap ka wait ker rahi hu us ka kya aaj to mai aap ko nahi chodugi.(Aur sofe se pillow utha ke muje marne lagi)

Mai- Dekh ye sari galti rohit ki hai haan rohit ki hi hai usi ka end time pe phone aaya tha ki use kuch jaruri kam hai.

Nikki- Mujhe aap bewakoof nahi bana shakte.(Aur muje Marne ke liye kuch aur dhundne lagi maine moke ka fayda uthate huwe wahan se 9 do 11 ho gaya aur mom ke peeche ja ke chup gaya)

Mom- Nikki beta ye kya ho raha hai.

Nikki- Mom dekho na ek to muje lene bhi nahi aaye aur bataya bhi nahi.

Mom- Ha ye to galat hai.

Mai- Kya mom kuch galat nahi hai plz muje baccha lo aaj ke liye plz.

Mom- Mera kya fayda hoga tere ko baccha ke.

Mai- Kya mom koi maa bhi apne bete se apne fayde ki baat kerti hai.

Mom- Ha to koi bhai bhi apni behan ko wapas lana bhulta hai kya.

Nikki- Aap log kya baat ker rahe ho bhai aap seedhe tarah se aage aa jawo nahi to ***.

Mom- Dekh nikki ise last time maaf ker de chahe to koi aur saza de de.

Nikki- Ok, to mujhe ek dress chahiye, one month wala cadberry chocolate ka pack aur ek barbie princess ka set bas.

Mai- Bas itna hi jara se galti kya hogayi tu to jaan lene pe hi tul gayi.

Nikki- Mom Maine option de diya hai muje jaldi reply chahiye.

Mom- Mujhe tumhara dusra option manzur hai.

Mai- Magar mujhe manzur nahi hai.

Mom- Soch le us ke pass boxing gloves bhi hai.

Mai- Aap use yaad dila rahe ho ya muje baccha rahe ho.

Mom- Mai to bacchane ki koshish ker rahi hu bas.

Mai- Meri pocket money lagbhag khatam ho gayi hai next month pakka dila dunga.

Mom- Koi nahi tu loan le le mere se next month ke pocket money se wapas ker dena.

Mai- Mom ***.

Nikki- Kya mom kal taiyar rehna morning 10 am ok aur aakhir kar aafat ki pudiya ne mera peecha chod diya

 

[Nadeem21]

Kisi tarah Maine bachte bacchate dinner kiya aur aapne kamre mai aake sone ki koshish kerne laga ki tabhi mera phone bajne laga maine no. dekha to wo rohit ka tha.

Mai- Kya baat hai aaj tune mujhe kaise yaad kiya.

Rohit- Kutte kaminey ***(Jitni gali use aati thi sari mere pe hi istemal ker di).

Mai- Abe kya huwa bhai.

Rohit- Tune to kha tha ki tune mujhe simran ke torcher se baccha liya.

Mai- Ha to bacchaya tha na itni jaldi bhool gaya.

Rohit- Jhoot mat bol mai tujhe jaan se maar dunga tu mil to sahi.

Mai- (Lagta hai bande ka shoshan kuch jyada hi hua hai) tu aaram ker kal milte hai phir baat karenge.

Maine phone cut ker ke mobile hi switch off ker diya kyu ki mujhe acche se pata tha ki wo mujhe raat bhar pakane wala hai isliye phone off ker diya tha. Agla din meri jindgi ka most important din tha kyu ki mera result jo aane wala tha. Subah meri need aapne aap hi khul gayi maine aapne rutine work ko complete kiya aur neeche hall mai chala gaya jahan sabhi muje dekh ke bahut hairan huye.

Mai- Sab mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe ho.

Dad- Aaj suraj jarur pachim se nikla hoga.

Mai- Dad ye bilkul bhi acchi baat nahi hai.

Mom- Chal jaldi se nasta ker le phir Nikki ko le ke bhi to jana hai shopping pe.

Mai- Kya mom aap abhi tak serious hai us baat ke liye wo to raat gayi baat gayi.

Nikki- Kya kaha.

Mai- Mai kuch nahi bas mai to mom se loan ke bare mai baat ker raha tha.

Nikki- Good main wait ker rahi hu.

Maine nasta kiya aur phir hum chal pade shopping karne ke liye aur shopping karne ke baad hum ghar chale gaye mera result 2 baje aane wala tha to maine socha ki us se pehle hi sab baat clear ker liya jaye.

Mai- Dad aaj aap office nahi gaye.

Dad- Nahi aaj koi khas kam nahi tha to socha ki aaj aaram kar lu.

Mai- Dad mai aap se kuch baat kerna chahta hu.

Dad- Ha bolo.

Mai- Dad mai aage ki padayi kahin aur se kerna chahta hun.

Dad- Good to tum videsh mai padna karna chahte ho.

Mai- Nahi dad India mai hi per yahan se kahin dur.

Dad- Aur mai iski permission kyu du.

Mai- Kyu ki aap nahi chahege ki mai hamesa aap pe depend rahu.

Dad- Ha ye to hai per tumhari maa kabhi tumhe akele jane nahi degi.

Mai- Mai akela kha hu rohit bhi to mere saath hai.

Dad- Us ko permission mil gayi. Bhaisahab kaise taiyar huwe iske liye.

Mai- Nahi jab aap permission denge tabhi to rohit ke liye permission ki baat hogi.

Dad- Oh muje koi problem nahi hai per tum rule jante ho.

Mai- Dad kya is baar hum koi aur tarika nahi nikal sakte.

Dad- Nahin bilkul nahi.

Mai- Ok dad aap to ready hona.

Dad- Ha per sabse last mai.

(Hamare family bhi thodi hat ke hai hamari family ka rule ye hai ki jab bhi hamare ghar mai koi faisla lena hota hai jis pe sabhi ki rai alag ho to hum voting se faisla kerte hai).

Yaar kuch to karna padega nahi to kam nahin banega aur kaise mom ko razi karu please god koi to idea do koi bhi.

Nikki- Kis baat ke liye help maang rahe ho god se .

Mai- Wo personal matter hai tu aapni bata.

Nikki- Mera kya hai mai to khus hu aaj itne sare gifts jo mile hai .

Mai- Chal jhooti abhi last weekend pe hi to dad ne tere ko der sare gifts diye the chal ek fever karegi.

Nikki- Pata nahi pehle baat batawo.

Mai- Aaj sham ko voting hogi to tu please mere liye vote karegi.

Nikki- Kis baat ki voting aab kya chahiye aap ko.

Mai- Kuch nahi bas muje shimla mai aapni aage ke padayi kerni hai.

Nikki- To bhul jawo yahan kya problem hai.

Mai- Koi nahi bas mujhe shimla accha lagta hai kuch samay bitana chahta hu wahan.

Nikki- To chalo ghum ke aate hai na.

Mai- Idher aa (us ko gale lagate huwe) kya huwa tu pareshan kyu hai.

Nikki- Mai kahan pareshan hu .

Mai- Accha to aab jhoot bhi bolegi mere se.

Nikki- Aap mere se jyada pareshan ho gaye ho na isliye yaha se kahi dur jana chahte ho.

Mai- Idher dekh meri aakho mai tuje kya lagta hai ki tere bina mai reh sakta hu kabhi nahin tu wo fool hai hamare baagh ka jis se hum hai samji.

Nikki- To yaha kya problem hai .

Mai- Kuch nahi per bas mai khud se kuch karna chahta hu tere liye apne liye
apne liye apne pariwar ke liye khud se.

Nikki- Aap ko pata hai aap hamesha sahi hote hai per mujhe kya milega.

Mai- Sab kuch bol kya chahiye.

Nikki- Aap mujhe roj phone kar ke bataoge ki kya huwa aur hum sabhi holidays saath mai hi manayege.

Mai- Ye bhi koi kehne ki baat hai chal lunch kerte hai .

Nikki- Mai to bhool hi gayi aap ka results aa gaya hai chalo check kerte hai.

Mai- Sach mai chal jaldi. Maine aapna result check kiya to meri umeed ke khilaf first class pass tha wo 72% mere liye bahut Jyada the.Results dekh ke mere khusi ka thikana nahi raha aur khusi mai dance kerne laga (Nagin dance).

Nikkk- Wow aab to party chahiye.

Mai- Chal rohit ka result bhi dekhte hai party ek saath hi le liyo.
Nikki- Kanjus kahin ke.

Rohit ka result dekh ke meri khusi double nahi triple ho gayi us ke total marks 70% the yani ki mere se pure 2% kam aap believe nahi ker sakte muje es baat ki jyada khusi thi ki us ke total marks mere se kam the.

Mai- Chal aaj ka lunch mere taraf se aur aapni us nakchadi friend kya naam hai us ka ***.

Nikki- (Mujhe ghurte huwe) sonam aur wo nakchadi nahi hai ok aap hi use thik se treat nahi kerte.

Mai- Thik hai meri maa jo tu kahe chal use bhi bula le mai rohit ke pass jaa raha hu us ko le ke wahi aa jaunga. Mai rohit ke ghar ke liye nikal pada wahan bhi wohi moj masti ki tab tak nikki sonam ko bhi le ke aa gayi dono aise taiyar ho ke aayi thi ki puccho mat. Hum sabhi nikal pade party ke liye hum sab yani ki Aman'Rohit'Simran'Nikki'Sonam.

 

[Ramzan]

Nice

 

[Nadeem21]

Party shandar rahi aur ek baar phir bakra bana hamara rohit kyu ki wo shart haar chuka tha mere marks us se pure 2% jyada the to treat to use hi deni thi isliye hum aapni city ke sabse acche hotel mai gaye aur jam ke enjoy kiya.

Rohit- Kaminey mai copy recheck ke liye kal hi apply karunga mujhe pura yakin hai kahin na kahin koi galti jarur huyi hai nahin to mere marks tere se kam ho hi nahi sakta.

Mai- Chal sapne dekhna chod aur bill pay ker. Issi tarah hum sab rohit ki taang khichte rahe aur phir lunch ker ke ghar ke liye nikal pade. Maine pehle sonam ko us ke ghar choda par andar nahi gaya kyu ki muje pata tha agar mai andar gaya to sonia di mera band baja dengi.

Mom- To aman party kaise rahi aur meri treat kahan hai.

Mai- Mom ye rahi aap ki treat muh kholo aa bahut badiya kaise rahi.

Mom- Bas itna hi.

Mai- Doc. ne aap ko sweets khane se mana kiya hai na.

Mom- Chal chup ker tuje mera ek kam kerna hai personal.

Nikki- Oh personal jara hum bhi to sune .

Mom- Muh band kar itna bhi personal nahi hai. Aman tuje rekha aunty yaad hai na.

Mai- Ha wohi aap ki best friend na

Mom- Ha wohi un ke ladke ki sagayi hai kal aur tujhe wahan jana hai.

Mai- Bilkul nahi wo aap ki friend hai muje to wahan koi janta bhi nahin aap jawo.

Mom- Aisa nahi hai janna to mai bhi chahti thi per tujhe to pata hai ki tere dad ki aadat last time pe un ki koi bahut important meeting nikal aayi hai aur agar waham koi nahi gaya to wo bura maan jayegi.

Mai- Mom per mera jana thik rahega sach mai mai bore ho jayunga wahan pe.

Mom- to apne joker ko saath le ja mera matlab ki rohit ko le ja mai bhaishab se baat kerleti hu.

Mai- Mast idea mom aur ha mai aap ka ye kam ker raha hu to mera loan maff na.

Mom- Ok, chal ja ke taiyari ker jane ki kaise jawoge by road ya train ya plan se.

Mai- Mom by train kaisa rahega.

Mom- Good mai ticket ka intzaam karti hun aaj hi tumhe nikalna hoga train sham ki hogi isliye time pe taiyar rehna.

Mai- Ok, mom .

Nikki- Hello mai bhi hu yahan per koi mujse bhi puch le.

Mom ne uske kaan mai kuch kaha jise mai sun nahi paya per Nikki ka chahra khusi se khil gaya.

Mai- Kya khichdi pak rahi hai yahan per.

Mom- Kuch nahin ye maa beti ki bate hai tu ja ke taiyari ker mai rohit ko bhejti hu.


Rohit- Kaminey mujhe kyu fasaya tune aapne saath aab tu to gaya (aur muje marne laga aur phir gale laga ke thanks yaar).

Mai- Kisliye abhi to tu mujhe maar raha tha.

Rohit- Yaar mai khud chutti pe kahin jana chahta tha chal chalte hai.

Hum log wahan se station ke liye nikal gaye waise to hame chodne ke liye mom aur nikki bhi janna chahte the per maine kisi tarah unke haath pair jod ke unhe mana liya.

Rohit- Kota hai na nahi to mai tujhe jaan se marr dunga.

Mai- Tension na le sab hai.

Hum log apni apni seat pe baith gaye aur safar ka maza lene lage kyuki train time se thi jo ki India mai bahut badi baat hai to wo apne sahi time yani ke subah ke 5:30 baje hame hamare station pe chodne wali thi.

Raat ke karib ek se do baje ke ass pass maine kuch sor suna to main uth ke dekhne laga ki ye shor kaisa hai mai jaise hi apni seat se utha ki train mai ek bahut bada dhamaka huwa (us samay train kisi nadi ke upper se guzar rahi thi) us ke baad mere aankho ke samne bas andhara cha gaya aur mai aapne hose mai na reh saka. Train main dhamake ke kuch hi samay ke baad ye baat pure India mai kisi aag ke tarah fail gayi ki **** train mai dhamaka huwa hai. Jaldi hi wahan Indian gov. ki taraf se madad bhi aa gayi kyunki ye bardat raat ke do baje ke aas pass huwi thi jis karan jahir hai is khaber ko aam aadmi tak pahuchne ke liye subah ka intzar kerna hi tha.Wahan ka seen kisi kamzor dil wale aadmi ke liye nahi tha waha charo taraf sirf adhkati adhjali lashe aur madad ke liye chillate huwe bebas log hi the. Wahan kuch repoerts bhi the jo apne aapne channel ke liye reporting ker rahe the.Tabhi kisi ne aman ke ghar pe phone ker ke train hadse ki jaankari de di phir kya tha aman aur rohit dono ke gharwale to jaise pagal hi hogaye aur usi halat mai wo ghatna sthal ke liye nikal pade jab wo wahan pahuche to waha ka seen dekh ker unke to hosh hi udd gaye kisi tarah wo khud ko sambhal ke aman aur rohit ko talash kerne lage. Puri raat bhar bhag doud kerne ke baad unhe rohit to hospital mai mil gaya use bhi kaffi chote aayi thi per aab wo khatre se bahar tha per aman ka koi pata na chala aman ki mom aur Nikki ne to ro ro kar apna bura haal ker liya tha.

Yahan dhamake ke samay ajay train ke gate ke nazdeek tha jis karan jab dhamaka huwa us dhamake ne ajay ko train se bahar fek diya aur neeche beh rahi nadi mai jaa gira aur tairte-tairte huwe ek aadiwasi kabile mai ja pahucha jha ke kuch logo ne aman ko dekh liya aur use pani se nikal aapne kabile mai le gaye jahan uska jangli jadibutiyo se ilaj kiya jane laga.

Aman ko hosh aane mai pure 15 din ka samay laga. Usko hosh aata dekh wahan ke jungli khusi se nachne lage aur bhag ke ek aadmi ko bula laye dekhne mai wo in aadiwasiwo mai se bilkul bhi nahi lag raha tha.

Aadmi- To beta ab kaisa lag raha hai tumhe.

Aman- Aap kaun hai mai kaun hu mai kahan hu mujhe please batao ki mai kaun hu aap kaun hai hum yahan kya kar rahe hai .

Aadmi- Bete tum mere bete ho mai tumhara dad Jagmohan singh tum Ankur singh mere bete tumhe kuch bhi yaad nahi kuch bhi.

Aman- Nahi muje kuch bhi yaad nahi per ye sab kaun hai aur mai yaha kya ker rahe hun.

Aadmi- Beta ye log yaha ke niwasi hai in hone hi tumhari aur meri jaan bacchayi hai hum yaha outing ke liye aaye the ki kuch jangli janwaro ne hum pe hamla ker diya aur tum un se bacchne ke liye nadi mai khud gaye aur phir tum dekh hi rahe ho.

Aman- Agar aap mere dad to please mujhe abhi ke abhi ghar le chaliye please.

Aadmi- Ha kyu nahi chalo mai to bas tumhare hosh mai aane ka intzaar kar raha tha.Per beta meri ek baat manoge aapni maa ko pehchanne se please mana mat karna nahi to wo tut jayegi use yahan huwe hadse ke bare mai kuch bhi nahi pata.

Aman- Par jab mai unhe pechanta hi nahi to phir kaise in fact mai to kisi ko nahi pehchanta.

Aadmi- Tum aapne dimag pe bilkul bhi jor mat dalo koi baat nahi hum aaj se ek nayi jindagi ki suruwat karege jahan sab kuch tumhare aur hamare liye naya hoga.

Hum wahan se nikal ke ek chote se kasbe mai pahunch gaye wahan se hum ne Shimla ke liye bas pakdi aur koi 2 se 2:30 ghante mai hum sahar mai pahunch gaye waha se hum ne ek taxi le li.

Aadmi- Aa jawo ghabrao nahin ye tumhara hi ghar hai.

Mai lagbhag ghar ko ghurte huwe ander jane laga ye ek 50 se 60 gaj mai bana huwa ek chota per khubsurat do manjila makan tha jis mai shayad teen kamre ek kitchen do bathroom the (fist floor pe shayad bathroom attach tha).

Aadmi- Savitri kahan ho dekho kaun aaya hai.

Savitri- Kaun hai kyu chilla rahe ho.

Aadmi- Ek baar dekhlo phir tum bhi chillane lagogi dekho mai tumhare bete ko wapas le aaya hu lo aab sambhalo isse.

Savitri- Kaham hai mera beta (muje dekhte hi un ke aakho se aasu behne lage) ja mai nahi baat kerti tere se mere se to do din ka bol ke gaya tha aur aab dekho pure 18 din baad aa raha hai. Un ke bate sun ke muje sach mai bahut accha laga aur muje pata hi nahi chala ki kab maine unhe gale laga liya aur mai bhi rone laga.

Savitri- Chal chup ho ja nahi to aab mar khayega mere haath se chal tu thak gaya hoga chal ke aaram ker aur aap yaha khade-khade kya ker rahe ho jawo kuch accha le ke aawo aaj mera beta wapas aaya hai sab es ke padand ki cheeze banegi aur ha aate huwe dudh aur mewa bhi lete aana muje kheer bhi banani hai.

Aadmi- Had hai yaar bete ke samne to kam se kam kuch izzat de diya karo.

Saivtri- Chup chap se ja rahe ho ya ***.

Aadmi- Jaa raha hu bhagywan.
Muje to kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha tha ki kya karu muje ye jagah kuch ajeeb lag rahi thi jaise ki mai yaha pehli baar aaya hu per un logo ka pyar aur apni khoyi huwi yaddast ke chalte maine khud ko sarender ker diya (aab yahan se mai Savitri ko maa aur jagmohan ko dad kahunga).

Mom- Chal yahan let ja mai tere liye dudh mai haldi mila ke lati hu tuje aaram milega.

Mai jis room mai tha wo koi bahut bada room nahi tha 10 by 10 ke ass pass ka hoga saath mai ek attach bathroom ek almari ek computer aur ek single side bed tha. Mai wahin bed pe let gaya aur khud ko pechanne ko koshish kerne laga. Kuch der mai hi mom ek bade pittal ke gilas mai dudh le aayi mai jaise hi pehla ghut liya meri to jaan hi nikal gayi kitna ajeeb test tha us ka main peene se mana kerne laga.

Mom- Kuch nahi hota bas pehla ghut hi thoda kadva lagta hai baad mai sab thik ho jata hai. Phir unhone jabardati aapne hato se muje wo pura dudh pila diya. Maine kaha tha na ki bas pehla ghut hi thoda kadva hota hai.

Mai- Thoda kadwa pure muh ka taste bigad diya.

Mom- Uska bhi ilaj hai mere pass. Jaise ki mai koi chota baccha hu wo mujhe aise treat ker rahi thi unhone muje ek chocklate di aur aapne sari ke pallu se hi mera muh saff kiya aur muje aaram kerne ka bol ke khud kitchen mai chali gayi.

Karib 1 ghante baad muje wo dobara jagane aayi aur phir hum dinner kerne lage unhone pura khana khud aapne haath se muje khilaya phir raat ko mere pass hi ruki aur sir pe haath pherne lagi aab muje bhi yaha accha lagne laga tha. Raat ke karib 2 baje ke aas pass meri need khuli to maine dekha ki mom mere sir ke pass baithi baithi hi so rahi hai muje ye dekh ke khud pe bahut gussa aaya ki mai aab tak inhe aapni maa baap manne se mana kerta raha hu yahi ye mere liye kya kya ker rahi hai muje khud se hi sharmindhi hone lagi aur Maine ek faisla kiya ki mai bhi kal se ek acche bete ka farj nibhauga. Maine mom ko wahi sula diya. Subah meri neend mom ke uthane se hi khuli.

Mom- Good morning beta chal uth jaa tere dad tera intzaar ker rahe hai.

Mai- Good morning mom (aur ek kiss ker do mom ko).

Mom- Kya baat hai aaj bahut pyar aa raha mere uppar.

Mai- Kal ke liye sorry.

Mom-Jo ho gaya use bhool ja aur chal uth tere dad tera intzaar ker rahe hai morning walk ke liye.

Mai- Kya mom koi itni subah bhi jata hai walk ke liye aap dad ko samjati kyu nahi.

Dad- Chup chap se uth ja nahi to dusre raste bhi hai jani hamare pass.

Mai- Haste huwe agar aap ko aise acting kerte huwe rajkumar sahab ne dekh liya to wo acting hi chod denge.

 

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Mai- Kya mom koi itni subah bhi jata hai walk ke liye aap dad ko samjati kyu nahi.

Dad- Chup chap se uth ja nahi to dusre raste bhi hai jani hamare pass.

Mai- Haste huwe agar aap ko aise acting kerte huwe rajkumar sahab ne dekh liya to wo acting hi chod denge.
Ab aage...

Morning walk ke baad hum ne nasta kiya aur dad office chale gaye phir mera yahi routine ho gaya subah dad ke saath morning walk phir pura din ghar pe hi rehna aab meri tabiyat bilkul thik ho gayi thi mai kai baar bahar janne ki sochta phir khud hi ye soch ke nahi jata ki nayi jagah hai mere liye.

Dad- Mera sher kaisa hai aab.

Mai- Mast ek dam fit and fine.

Dad- Good kal hum tumhare admission ke liye university chalenge waise kuch socha hai kya kerna hai tumhe.

Mai- Ha shayad computer science kaisa rahega.

Dad- Good choice to kal taiyaar rehna hum log university chalenge.Next day hum mere admission ke liye university gaye ye university shimla ki sabse top ki university thi yahan bahar se bhi bahut se student padne ke liye aate the ek to university ka record bahut accha tha dusra ye shimla jagah hi aise thi ki kisi ko bhi aapni taraf kheech le.

Dad- Chalo tumhara admission to ho gaya tum chaho to kal se college aa shakte ho agar koi problem ho to yahan ke professor A.K Mittal ji se mil lena wo tumhari maa ke gaon se hai wo tumhari madad kar denge.

Mai- Dad mai yahan sirf padne ke liye aayunga.

Dad- Ok, mujhe laga tha ki ***.

Mai- Ki ***.

Dad- Chodo chalo abhi hame bahut se shopping kerne hai.

Uske baad hum wahan ke ek mall mai gaye aur wahan se dad ne mere liye jeans aur t-shirt lee maine kafi mana kiya ki mai aise kapde nahi pehnta per dad ne ek na suni phir dad ne muje ek latest phone dilwaya aur ek connecting bhi aakhir kar pure mall ka chakker katne ke baad jab hum thak gaye tab jaa ker dad ne shopping khatam ki.

Sham ko phir wahi same routine aab mujhe bhi yaha accha lagne laga tha mom roj muje aapne hato se khilati aur mere sone ke baad hi khud sone ko jati muje kabhi akela nahi chodti thi dad bhi mera bahut khayal rakhte aur hamesa muje hasate rehte ya kam se kam koshish to kerte hi the.

Aakhir wo din bhi aa hi gaya jis din ka sabhi student ko dil se intzaar rehta hai mere college jane ka (aab tak meri life mai bahut se change aa gaye the jis mai sab se bada jo change tha wo tha Aman Gupta se Ankur thakur banne ka change). Mai jaise hi bahar Nikla to bahar ek new bike khadi thi mai bike ko ghurne laga phir muje laga ki shayad kisi ne yaha khadi kardi hogi kuch samay ke liye isliye maine us pe dhayan nahi diya aur aage jane laga tabhi dad ne peeche se muje awaj de ker rok liya.
Mai- Dad mai first day hi late ho jayuga.

Dad- Abe ullo ke patthe isse yahan kyu chod ke jaa raha hai.

Mai- Dad ki baat pe me hasne laga.

Dad- Maine koi joke mara hai jo tu aise has raha hai.

Mai- Aur nahi to kya aapne khud ko hi ullo kaha.

Dad- Baat ko badalte huwe ye bike tuje kaise lagi.

Mai- Awesome bike hai dad per hai kiski.

Dad- Teri aur kiski.

Mai- Dad mujhe iski koi jarurat nahi hai muje pata hai aap ne jarur es ke liye loan liya hoga kyu sach hai na.

Dad- Ye bike maine nahi lee hai teri mom ne le hai paise bhi usi ne diye hai agar koi problem hai to waha ander jaa ke baat ker (aur muje ghar ke ander dhakka dete huwe mom ke pass le gaye).

Dad- Tumhara beta tum se kuch kehna chahta hai.

Mom- Ha to bolne do isse pakad kyu rekha hai.

Mai- Mom bike sach mai bahut shandar hai aaj hum dono us pe sham ko ghumne chalte hai aap taiyar rehna.

Mom-Sach mai dekha aap ne aap to muje aaj tak kahi ghumaya bhi nahi dekha mere bete ko meri kitni fikar hai kuch sikho isse.

Dad- Mujhe pehle pata hota ki tu aise party badal lega to mai tuje ander kabhi nahi le ke aata koi nahi tuje to mai dekh lunga.

Phir Maine bike chabhi le aur haste huwe nikal gaya college ke liye. College mai jaisa maine socha tha bilkul waisa hi ho raha tha sabhi seniors juniors ki ragging ker rahe the ye sab dekhte huwe pata nahi kyu per mere hoto pe ek muskan fail gayi mai aapni bike ko parking mai laga ke entry gate ki taraf badne laga gate se karib 10 se12 fut dur ek group khada tha aur new entry ki ragging ker raha tha.

Boy1- Bhai wo dekho ek aur murga.

Boy2- Bhai dekhne mai to smart hai plz kuch karo nahi to pure saal ye maza karega aur hum jaiso ko to koi pucchega bhi nahi.

Ladki- Aab tu itna smart nahi hai to es mai hum ladkiya kya ker shakti hai mere baat mano to use aapne group mai join ker lo.

Boy2- Bhai soch lo aabhi tak aap hi yaha ke sabse smart aur interesting person ho agar isse aaj sabak na sikhaya to ho shakta hai aage ye aap ko hi challenge de meri mano to aaj hi us ki Baja dete hai.

Chal bula us ko dekhte hai kya cheez hai sala use bhi to pata chale ki ye victor ka ilaka hai. Mai apni dhun mai mast college ke fist day ke excitement mai sab ko ignore ker ke ander jane laga ki tabhi kisi ne peeche se mera gala paked liya gussa to bahut aaya per maine khud ko control kiya. Maine peeche mud ke dekha to usi group mai se tha dekhne mai kuch khas nahi 5'4" se 5'5" ki height body bhi normal koi bhi aise cheez nahi thi us ke pass jo wo mere upper es tarah hath dal sake us ko dekh ke mere hoto pe fiki se muskan aa gayi.

Ladka- Hasta kya hai be chal bhai ne bulaya hai. Mai us ke saath us ke group ke pass chala gaya.

Ladka- Victor bhai akad bahut hai es mai.

Victor- Koi nahi sab nikal denge hum kis liye hai yaha naam kya hai be tera.

Mai- Ankur naam hai mera aur tumhe apna naam batane ki jarurat nahi muje tumhara naam pata hai.

Ladka- Dekha bhai mai na kehta tha ki aap superstar ho aab khud dekh lo new admission student ko bhi aap ke bare mai pata hai.

Victor- Aur kya kya pata hai tujhe mere bare mai.

Mai- Jyada nahi bas yahi ki gaddhe aur victor mai koi jada fark nahi hai. Kisi ko mere aise jabab ke umeed nahi thi mera jabab sun ke jahan sabhi shock mai the wahi wo ladka josh mai aa gaya aur us se ek bhool ho gayi us ne mera collor pakedne ko galti kardi. Abhi koi kuch samaj pata us se pehle hi mera hath ghuma aur us ladke ke gaal pe aapna nishan bana gaya. Thapad itna jordar tha ki wo ladka aapne pairo pe khada na reh saka aur neeche jamin pe gir pada.

Mai- Ha to hum kahan the victor.

Victor- Tune ye accha nahi kiya mere admi pe hath utha ker mai tujhe chodunga nahi.

Mai- Sorry muje nahi pata tha yar ki ye tera aadmi hai pehle batana tha na khamakha thappad thoda tez pad jata to tu to widhwa are nahi randwa ho jata.

Victor- Aapni jaban sambhal ker baat ker mai bhi dekhta hu ki tu yaha se kaise bach ke jata hai.

Mai- Bach ke jana hota to mai yaha aata hi kyu jaani hum to chahte hai ki aap sabhi log kuch kare kyu ki ye to tay
hai ki tum sabhi ke baap ameer hai to college to tumhara kuch karega nahi per media wo dekhte hai.

Ladki- Kya matlab hai tumhara.

Mai- Devi ji mai un mai se nahi hu jo pit ke ya beizzat ho ke bhi chup ho jate hai. Agar pita to do char ko to lapet hi dunga aur agar beizzat huwa to sab ka kaand ker dunga aur muje puri umeed hai ki aap logo ke acche karnamo ki ek-aad file bhi hogi to suru karo dosto mai yahi hu.

Aab tak acchi khasi bheed jama ho chuki thi hamare ass pass meri bate sunne ke bad sab ke chahre pe dar ki lakire saff saff dekhi ja shakti thi unhone aapas mai kuch baat cheet ki aur un mai se ek ne aage aa kar victor ke kan mai kuch bola aur wo sab waha se jane lage.Mai bhi aapna collar thik kerta huwa aapni class ki aur chal diya abhi mai kuch dur hi gaya tha ki kisi ne mere kandhe pe haath rekh diya mai use ghurne laga.

Ladka- Abe kya ghur ghur ke hi marr dalega tujhse dosti karni thi dekh ab tu ladki to hai nahi ki phul aur chocolate la ke dosti ke liye pucchu isliye direct aa gaya mera naam RG hai.

Mai aab bhi use ghure jaa raha tha per uski bato ne mujhe hasne pe majbur kar diya.

Mai- Mai ankur hu aur ye RG kya hai.

RG- Janna jaruri hai waise ye mera nick name hai.

Mai- Nick name to real name kya hai.

RG- Gaurav thoda old faishon lagta hai na isliye RG.

Mai- RG ki full form.

RG- Abhi tak banayi nahi par jab bhi banaunga sabse pehle tere ko hi batawuga.

Issi tarah hum hasi majak kerte huwe class mai chale gaye ye mere liye accha hi tha ki first day hi mera ek friend ban gaya tha.

Wahin dusri aur victor aur us ki gang kuch khichdi pakka rahi thi chalo dekhte hai kya ho raha hai (Victor ke group mai 5 ladke aur 3 ladkiyan samil thi un sabhi ke naam mai abhi aap sabhi ko bata de raha hu un ke nature aur fitness ke bare mai samay aane pe batata rahuga). List kuch iss tarah hai.

Victor (leader kyu ki baap mla hai iss ilake ka)'Ravi'Raju'Vishal'lucky aur ladkiyon mai Sheena'Moni'Dolly.

Ravi- Bhai humne to socha bhi nahi tha ki koi hamare saath bhi aisa ker sakta hai aab kya karen uska.

Victor- Filhal to kuch nahi.

Lucky- Bhai kaisi baat ker rahe ho pure college ke samne us ne meri izzat utari hai mai usee choduga nahi.

Victor- Tu use kuch nahi karega mai use aisi saza dunga ki wo bhi kya yaad karega.

Sheena- Aisa kya kerne wala hai tu.

Victor- Mai us ke dil pe chot karunga maine agar use pure college ke samne aapne pairo pe na gira diya to mera naam bhi victor nahi.

Dolly- Par ye tu karega kaise.

Victor- Mai nahi koi aur ek aisa jis mai sirf gurur aur ghamand hi bhara pada hai hame bas use iske samne karna hai bas baki ka kam aapne aap ho jayega.

College ka first day tha to pura time intro mai hi nikal gaya. Break time me hum dono(gaurav aur ankur) ne canteen pe dhawa bol diya.

Gaurav- To subah kya gul khila raha tha.

Mai- Kuch khas nahi bas intro ker raha tha.

Gaurav- Par jo bhi ho tere intro se bahuto ka bhala ho gaya.

Mai- Wo kaise.

Gaurav- Samaj ja victor iss college ke trusti ka bhatija hai aur baap yaha ka MLA isliye koi kuch kehta nahi hai use yahan.

Mai- Chod na jo ho gaya use bhool ja.

Gaurav- Ye teri galti hai wo aise manne wala nahi hai tune us ke ego ko hurt kiya hai.

Hum abhi baat hi ker rahe the ki hum se kuch duri pe kuch ladke ek ladki ko pareshan ker rahe the ragging ke naam pe maine bahut koshish ki ignore kerne ki par jab ko ladki rone lagi to mere se control nahi huwa.

Mau- Hi neha mai kab se tumhe dhund raha hu aur tum yaha ho yaar kamal kerti ho aawo mai tumhe kisi se milata hu.

Mai use waha se chalne ko bolne laga ki tabhi wahan khade ek ladke ne mera hath paked liya.

Ladka- Kya be khud ko hero samajta hai ya filme bahut dekhta hai jo yahan aane ki galti kardi.

Gaurav- Beta galti tune kardi haath chod de us ka nahi to aaj tu dusra hoga jo jamin chat raha hoga.

Ladka- Yaro lagta hai inhe sabak shikhana hi padega ki senior se kaise baat kerte hai.

Gaurav- Chal bhai ankur taiyaar ho ja kal ki news headline mai hum hi aane wale hai subah victor aur aab ek aur bade babaap ki aulad(aur sala natunki aapne hato ki bazu ko upper kerne laga). Victor ka naam sun ke us ladke ne mera hath chod diya.

Ladka- Lagta hai abhi tera time accha chal raha hai per bahut jald hum dobara milenge tab yakin maan tera waqt bilkul bhi accha nahi hoga.

Mai- Intzaar rahega us waqt ka.

Aur wo mujhe aur gaurav ko ghurte huwe wahan se chale gaye. Mai to miss rondu ab kya vichar hai aapke yahi baithna hai ya aap hame joine ker rahi hai.

Ladki- Mera naam neha nahi hai.

Mai- Mujhe pata hai wo to mai bas koi jhagda ya hungama nahi chahta tha isliye ek try ki aur dekho kam ban gaya.

Ladki- Thanks mera naam Annu hai new admission.

Gaurav- Mai gaurav hu pyar se aap muje RG bol shakti hai aapne dekha na maine kaise unhe bhaga diya.

Us ki baat sun ke wo bhi hasne lagi.

Mai- Waise galti tumhari hai agar tumne un mai se ek ko bhi sabak shikhaya hota to un ki itni himmat nahi hoti.

Annu- Wo mai dar gayi thi nahi to ***.

Gaurav- Hame pata hai nahi to do char lashe to padi hi hoti yaha per.

Annu- So funny waise aapne apna naam nahi bataya.

Mai- Bss kabhi aapna naam nahi batata us ke liye hamare chaprasi se milo (Gaurav ki taraf ishara kerte huwe).

RG- Ye anku**** ek min. kaminey tune mujhe apna chaprasi bana diya ruk tere ko abhi batata hu ki ye chaprasi kya ker sakta hai (RG ne pani ko bottle utha le aur meri taraf badne laga per mai bhi taiyar tha jaise hi WO mere pe pani dalne ke liye aaye aaya Maine ek jhatke se bottle cheen se aur us pe pani dalne laga use to jaise vishwash hi nahi huwa ki ye bhi ho shakta hai aur WO wahi but ban ke khada ho gaya .)

Maine moke ka fayda uthane ki sochi aur us pe pani dalne ke liye aage huwa ki WO waha se nikal gaya aab hamara chuhe billi ka khel suru ho gaya WO aage mai us ke peeche canteen mai jitne bhi student aur staff tha sabhi hamare es complication ko enjoy kerne lage had to tab ho gayi jab ek ladke ke utah ke commentary kerni start ker de .kuch student muje aur kuch RG ko cheer kerne lage.

Hamari bhag daud chalu rahi maine moka dekh ker RG ko isara kiya ki kyu na ESE bhi sabak shikaya jaye.

RG ko jaise mere pucchne ka hi intzar tha aab RG ne aapni Gadi ka rukh us ladke ke taraf kr diya aur wo ladka kuch samaj pata us se pehle hi RG ne use paked liya aur maine puri bottle us pe khali ker de.

Aab hasne ke bari hamari thi pehle to WO hame kuch der tak Angry look deta raha phir WO bhi hamare saaath hi samil ho gaya.

Mai-yaar bahut hi interesting bande ho .

Ladka-to dosti karoge mere se.

RG-ye wala department mere pass hai pehle mere ek sawal ka jabab de .

Ladka-ha puccho.

RG-College kya karne aaya hai.

Ladka-Ladkiya tadne.

RG-pass tu aaj se hamara dost .aapna naam to bata .

Ladka-Aryan.

RG-ye Ankur hai aur mai RG.

Aryan koi muje inse bhi intro karwawo.

Mai-ye hai Annu new admission aur annu ye hai Aryan baki abhi tum ne dekh hi liya hoga.

Annu-hi Aryan .

Aryan-Annu tum bahut beautyful¶ khubsurat ho.

Mai-chal be band ker line marna waise bhi ye ja rahi hai yaha se agar try kerna hi hai to bad mai try kariwo .

Annu-per kyu muje bhi aapne group mai samil ker lo.

RG-us ke liye thume meri GF banna hoga.

Annu-muh tod dungi dobara bola to .

Mai-ye huwi na baat aab tum hamare group mai samil ho shakti ho.

RG-maine to pakka aur tikawu rasta dikhaya tha .

Aryan-chalo chodo ye baat kya khaoge aaj ki treat mere taraf se .

RG-aaj se tu mera best friend chal mere liye ek masala dhosa ek plate frie rice ek****

Mai-bhai us ne treat ke liye bola tha na ki baccha huwa khanna pack kr ke le jane ko .

Meri es baat pe hum sabhi hasne lage ESE tarah hasi majak mai hamara first day nikal gaya hum sab ne ek dusre ke no exchange kiye aur ghar ke liye nikal pade.mai abhi parking ki taraf ja hi raha tha ki dad ka phone aa gaya mai dad se baat kerne laga ki tabhi mere samne ek Audi aa ke ruki .

mai abhi ye soch hi raha tha ki kaun hai ki tabhi Audi ka driving seat ka gate open huwa aur Annu bahar aayi use dekh ke mai sock ho gaya.

mai-ye thumari gaddi hai.

annu-ha kyu koi proproblem hai waise tum yaha khade kya ker rahe ho lift chahiye.

mai-nahi mai chala jayuga .

Annu-oh comeon sharmayo mat lift chahiye to aawo mai chod deti hu.

mai-nahi mere pass bike hai milte hai kal bye.
mai waha se aage bad gaya pata nahi kyu per jab ye pata chala ki Annu bhi paise wali hai to aab us ke liye dil mai WO jagah nahi rahi Jo pehle thi aab Maine us se dur rehne ka faisla kiya.

mai jaise hi ghar pahucha muje ek aur jhatka laga.

mai-dad aap aaj office nahi gaye.


dad-wo sab chod ye bata ki aaj college mai kya huwa.

mai-kasam se aap bhi crazy ho .sirf ye janne ke liye ki aaj mere college mai kya huwa aap office nahi gaye .

dad-office to mai roj hi jata hu per tere college ka fist day thode hi roj hota hai .bata na kis kis ne teri regging le tuje murga banaya ya field mai dodaya ya dance kerwaya ya phir gana sunane ko kha.

mai-aap sach mai janna chahte hai ki aaj kya huwa .

dad-ha.

mai-aisa kuch nahi huwa jaisa aap soch rahe hai aaj kuch hat ke hi huwa Jo aap soch bhi nahi shakte.

dad-yaad aaya aaj kal to ladkiwo se peetwane ka bhi khub chalan hai pakka tuje bhi kisi ladki se no mangne ya I love you bolne ko bola hoga aur tuje kheech ke pada hoga thapad.

mai-(lagta hai inhe sach batana hi hoga nahi to pata nahi kya kya soch lenge)dad aisa kuch bhi nahi huwa .Maine suru se le ker last tak sab kuch bata diya.

dad-agar koi problem ho to muje jarur batana .aur ha mai sirf isliye ye sab janna chah raha tha kyu ki agar kisi ne tere saath kuch kiya hota to us ki kher nahi thi .muje accha laga ki tune aaj kuch acche dost banaye.

mai-mom aap kha ho dad muje bore ker rahe hai .

mom-aap kabhi bhi mere bete ko chain se mat rehne diya karo .aur mai baithe huwe hi mom ko hug ker liya dad ki taraf dekhte huwe unhe aakh marr de .

mom-tu hath muh dho le mai tere liye khana Lati hu.

dad-ye kisliye tha.

mai-aap ne Jo suru mai muje daraya na ye us ka badla hai .

itne mai mom khana le ke aa gayi jab unhone dekha ki mai abhi tak wahi baitha hu to unhone muje aapne hato se khana khilana start ker diya.

dad-tum es ki addat kharab ker rahi ho.

mom-aap chup raho mera beta bahut samajdar.

khana khatam ker ke mai aapne kamre mai chala gaya aaram kerne maine socha ki lawo kuch der chat hi ker le jaye jab Maine phone nikal ke dekha to us mai 15 miss call thi aur WO bhi sari ki sari Annu ki .pehle to Maine ignore kerne ki sochi phir pata nahi kya soch ke Maine use call laga de.

Annu ne phone pick kerte hi bomb fodne suru ker diye sukar hai koi bhi jaanlewa nahi tha sare china mai bane the shayad ek bhi nahi futa .

mai-chup ker le meri maa kyu cheek rahi hai mere kan abhi tak thik hai.

annu-to mera phone kyu nahi uthaya .

mai-drive ker raha tha aur phone bhi slient tha isliye pata nahi chala .aab bata itna kaun sa jaruri kam aa gaya mere se.

mera sawal sun ke jaise us ki bolti band ho gayi phir kaffi der soch ke .

annu-wo muje mere course ki kuch book leni thi .

mai-mai kisi book stor wale ko nahi janta Jo discount pe book de sake.

annu-very funny.muje discount nahi chahiye.

mai-to meri kya jarurat.

annu-wo muje akele jane mai dar lagta hai.

mai-aapne sath aapni kisi friend ko le ja nahi to gaurav ko phone ker le WO jarur chale jayega .

annu-muje thumare saath jana hai.

mai-dekh baccho jaise jid mat ker aur waise bhi aaj pehli mulakat mai hi tu pagalo jaise harkate ker rahi hai kal se tere se bach ke rehna hoga .chal mai phone rekh raha hu bye.

maine phone rekh diya aur kal ke bare mai sochne laga ki kya kerna hai aur kya nahi.per muhe kya pata tha ki kal hi WO din hai Jo meri jindgi ko jahanum ya jannat ke taraf le jayega agar muje 10% bhi es baat ka ahsash hota to mai college kya aapne ghar se bahar bhi nahi jata aur agar jata bhi to WO kam nahi kerta Jo ker Baitha tha mai.....

Sham ko mai aur mom wahi pass ke ek market mai ghumne gaye waha se hum ne kuch shopping ki aur sab ke liye khana pack kerwa ke ghar aa gaye sab ne mil ke dinner kiya aur phir mai sone chala gaya.

Subah mai aapni nahi balki dad ke
rution ke hesab se time pe Utah gaya aur hum jogging pe nikal pade aab muje bhi accha lagta tha subah jogging pe jana ghar aa ke kuch khas nahi huwa wahi mom ka pyar aur dad se nok jhok phir mai college ke liye nikal gaya .

college pahuch ke Maine aapni bike park ki aur wahi khade ho ke gaurav aur Aryan ko phone Karne laga ki WO kha hai .

tabhi ek tej raftar car ne waha aayi aur meri bike mai thok de meri bike ke back headlight puri tarah chaknachur ho gayi mai to jaise shock ke mare kabhi aapni bike to kabhi us car ko hi dekh raha tha jaise hi WO car kuch aage ja ke ruki to muje hosh aaya.

es se pehle ki koi gaddi se nikale mai waha pahuch gaya aur driving seat ka gate open kiya to us mai se ek ladki bahar nikli mai to jaise us ke khubsurti mai hi kho gaya kasam se kya Ladki thi yaro ladki nahi pari thi Maine aapne jindgi mai aise ladki aaj tak nahi dekhi thi mai to use bas ektak dekhe hi ja raha tha kya figer tha kya chehra bilkul kisi aab kaise batawu samaj nahi aa raha bas itna samaj lo ki WO sach mai pari thi jise hona to aasman mai chahiye tha per shayad upper kam Jada hone ki wahaj se galti ho gayi aur use neeche bhej diya gaya.

ladki-(nahi meri pari) thumari problem kya hai tum muje aise ghur kyu rahe ho .

mai-tum bahut khubsurat ho.

ladki-wo to muje pata hai rasta chodo mera aur agar dobara mere raste mai aaye to accha nahi hoga ye thumari pehli galti hai es liye maff ker de rahi hu.pata nahi kha kha se chale aate hai gandi nali ke keede.

aab muje pe se us ki khubsurti ka bhoot puri tarah uttar chuka tha .

mai-hello tu Jo bhi ho muje koi shauk nahi hai tere raste mai aane ka wo dekh tune kya kiya hai meri bike ke saath.

ladki-to tuje aapni bike sahi jagah park kerni thi na pure parking area mai tuje wahi jagah mili thi bike park kerne ko chal mera rasta chod mere dost mera intzar ker rahe hai.

mai-tu aise nahi manegi ruk .(Maine ass pass dekha to kuch mila hi nahi tabhi meri nazer us ke gale mai pade scarp pe padi Maine use us ke gale se kheech liya es se pehle WO kuch samaj pati Maine use aapne haath mai lapet ke gaddi mai peeche chala gaya use kuch samaj aata us se pehle hi kachkkkkkkk ki ek awaj huwi aur us ke left side ke head light chaknachur ho gayi us ka to muh khula ka khula reh gaya) are tuje bhi gaddi khadi kerne ko yahi jagah mili thi bad luck .( us ke kan ke pass aapni garden le jate huwe ) aagli baar kisi ko gali dene se pehle ye jarur soch lena ki WO tere saath kya ker shakta hai.

us ka scarp us ke kandhe pe daal ke mai bahar ko chal diya josh josh mai Maine head light to aapne haato tod de per aab gand fat rahi thi dard ke mare aur khun bhi nikal raha tha bahar aate hi muje Aryan mil gaya.

aryan-abe ye kya huwa.

mai-wo sab chod ye bata ki yaha dressing kha hogi.

Aryan -chal tuje dikhta hu aur tuje pata hai dressing kerne wali bhi mast hai tera dard to use dekh ke hi gayab ho jayega.

phir hum dressing karwane ke liye chale gaye waha muje 50 se 55 saal ki ek moti mili us ko dekh ker Maine Aryan ko ghura wo aapni nazre churane laga jaise ki us ki chori pakdi gayi ho.

kher Maine waha se dressing kerwayi aur ek pain killer le ke bahar aa gaya.

aryan-kasam se sala aaj din hi kharab hai WO aaj chutti pe hai lagta hai.

mai-chal aapni bakwas band ker aur class mai ja mai tuje baad mai milta hu.

aryan-kyu tu kha ja raha hai.

mai-muje aapni bike thik kerwani hai .

aryan-us ko kya huwa.

mai-ek chota sa accident huwa hai back light tut gayi hai use hi change kerwani hai.aryan-gud saath mai chalte hai .

mai-aur class .

aryan-pagal hai kya engenier bhi kabhi padte hai kya pagal kahi ka tu to hamara naam kharab karega chal chalte hai.

 

[Ramzan]

Nice

 

[Nadeem21]

Aryan- Pagal hai kya engineer bhi kabhi padte hai kya pagal kahi ka tu to hamara naam kharab karega chal chalte hai.

Ab aage...
Annu- RG tuje pata hai ye ankur aur aryan kahan hai.

RG- Kamine kahin maje kar rahe honge mujse to puccha bhi nahi.

Annu- Tu ruk mai pata kerti hu. Tring tring tring ........ hello.

Annu- Kahan ho tum.

Aryan- Pehle pata hota ki tum mujhe itna miss karogi to jata hi nahi thume chod ke.

Annu- Ankur kahan hai.

Aryan- Hamare beech ye ankur kahan se aa gaya.

Annu- Maine kal hi nayi sandal kharidi hai.

Aryan- Koi nahi bill mai pay ker dunga.

Annu- Wo to kerna hi padega agar agle 10 sec mai mujhe mere sawalo ke jabab nahi mile to.

Aryan- Check chalega wo kya hai na aaj kal cash ki thodi problem hai.

Annu- Credit card bhi chalega jab ye sandal tere upper tutegi tab.

Aryan- Tu to serios ho gayi yar mai to mazak ker raha tha ankur drive ker raha hai 20 min mai canteen mai milte hai.

Annu- Tu mil muje aaj aur yeh keh ke phone cut ker diya.

RG- Kya huwa.

Annu- 20 min mai aa rahe hai puch lena.Dono canteen ki taraf chale jate hai ki tabhi koi annu ko peeche se awaj deta hai.

Annu- Reet tu yahan kya kar rahi hai kahin tune bhi issi college mai admission to nahi le liya hai na.

Reet- Ha yaar.

Annu- Tu to bahar jane wali thi aage ki padahi ke liye kya huwa.

Reet- Mat puch yar bade papa ne jane hi nahi diya.

Annu- Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki tu nahi ja payegi la de mere 500 rupey.

RG annu ko apni kohni marte huwe mera bhi intro kerwa de na.

Annu- Reet ye RG hai aur RG ye reet hai ek no ki ziddi ladki to es se dur hi rehna.

RG- Reet tum bahut khubsurat ho.

Reet- Sach mai thume aisa lagta hai.

RG- Isme lagna kya hai jo sach hai mai to wahi bol raha hu.

Reet- Thanks.

Annu- Agar tum dono ki baat cheet ho gayi ho to kya hum chale yahan se.

RG- Itni jaldi bhi kya hai.

Reet- Chalo chalte hai.

RG- Mera matlab tha ki ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai chalo.

Aryan- Ye annu aur tera kya chakker hai bhai.

Mai- Yaar kuch nahi lagta hai wo kal ki baat se mere taraf attract ho gayi hai aaj us se baat karunga mai es bare mai.

Aryan- Waise annu ladki acchi hai tu chahe to...

Mai- Annu sach mai ek bahut acchi aur pyari ladki hai es liye mai nahi chahta ki us ka dil tute kyu ki mai yahan padne aaya hu na ki ye sab kerne.

Aryan- Chal jaisa tu thik samje per ek baar aur soch le agar moka haath se nikal gaya to kuch nahi bacchega.

Mai- Aisa nahi hai yar wo ek bade ghar ki ladki hai aur mai ek middal family se to tu hi soch jitna ek mahine me us ki gaddi patrol khati hogi utne mai hamare ghar ka ek mahine ka rashan aata hai.

Aryan- Pyar ye sab ameer-gareeb nahi dekhta.

Mai- Accha tu khud ko annu ke dad ya bhai ko jagah rekh ke dekh phir bol.

Aryan- Ye to koi baat nahi huwi yar.

Mai- Mai tujhe sirf ye samjane ki koshish ker raha hu ki aaj agar maine annu ko nahi roka to us ka fucture barbad ho jayega.

Aryan- Tu abhi bahut dur ki soch raha hai.

Mai- Nahi mai wo soch raha hu jo mai kabhi nahi chahunga ki kisi mere aapne ke saath ho.

Aryan- Tu mahan hai yaar.

Mai- Tu canteen chal mai bike park ker ke aata hu.

Aryan- Bilkul nahi pata nahi tu ab kaun sa gul khila de akele mai chal mai sath chalta hu.

Phir hum ne bike park ki aur canteen ki taraf chal pade canteen mai jaise hi meri nazar annu ke saath baithi ladki pe padi mai aapni kismat ko koshne laga ki kyu phir se kyu.

Aryan- Wo dekh teri hone wali bhabi.

Mai- Ye hi wo subah wali ladki hai.

Aryan- Sale koi to kam dhang se ker liya ker ek ladki to pasand aayi thi muje aur tune usi se...

Mai- Jyada nautanki mat ker chal dekhte hai ki aakhir matter kya hai. Mai jaise hi table ke pass pahuncha.Reet- Ab yahan mere se maffi mangne aaye ho annu yahi hai wo badtmeej ladka jis ke bare mai bata rahi thi.

Mai- Annu mujhe tum se kuch baat kerni hai akele mai.

Reet- Annu tu isse janti hai tera standard kitna gir gaya hai yahan aa ker.

Annu- Nahi aisa nahi hai kal hi mile the hum ankur pehle tum reet se aapne kiye ki maffi mango tabhi mai tumhari koi baat sunungi.

Mujhe annu se aise jabab ki umeed nahi thi annu ki baat ko sun ke mai wahan se wapas jane laga.

RG- Ankur dekh yar koi kisi se maffi mangne se chota nahi ho jata to meri baat man maffi mang le aur baat ko yahi khatam ker nahi to tuje to shayad pata bhi nahi hoga ki **** ki back light kitne ki aati hai.

Mai- To bata de mai pay ker dunga apni bike ke reparing ka total kharcha nikal ke.

RG- Tera saal bhar ka kharcha bhi us ki bharpayi nahi ker payega.

Aryan- Tu us ki chinta mat ker mai bhi hu tu bas aapna amount bata.

RG- Itna attitude accha nahi hai ankur.

Mai- Ye attitude nahi hai.

RG- To thik hai kal tujhe bill mil jayega.

Mai bina kuch bole wahan se chala gaya. Aaj pata chala ki log kyu kehte hai ki agar do sacche dosto ko alag kerna hai to un ke beech bas ek ladki la do waise to hamari dosti koi jay aur viru ki tarah nahi thi aur na hi bachpan ki per asal mai wo hi mere es nayi jindagi ka pehla dost tha jo muje yaad tha nahi to past to mere liye aaj bhi ek pehli hi tha.

Aryan-chod yar ye sab tu tension na le ho hona tha WO ho gaya ek na ek din unhe aapne kiye pe pachtawa hoga.

Mai-mera saath dene ke liye thanks.mai nahi chahta ki unhe koi pachtawa ho kyu ko her kisi ko aapne dost chunne ka pura haq hai.

Aryan-ye bhi hai chal chod na dosto ki kami thode hai college mai.yar muje to Annu ka samaj nahi aa raha.

Mai-tu aab tak nahi samja kal us ka fist day tha to wo thoda dari huwi thi jis pe un ladko ne use pareshan kiya to WO Jada dar gayi phir maine us ki help ki to use laga ki mere saath WO safe hai filhal ke liye isliye usne mere se dosti ki aur badani chahi per ye baat use pata thi ki mai us ke standerd ka (paiso mai Jo us ki jarurate puri ker saku)nahi hu.phir aaj use reet mili Jo shayad kisi paise wale aur robdar ghar se hai to aab use meri ya teri koi jarurat nahi hai aab WO aapne level ke friend banayegi.

Aryan-sach mai tu kamal hai aab kya plan hai .

Mai-kuch nahi aab ghar ja raha hu kal milte hai phir.

Aryan-ok bye take care.

Mai ghar ke liye nikal pada mai bar bar khud ko ye dilasa dene ki koshish ker raha tha ki es mai meri koi galti nahi hai per dil to jaise manne ko taiyar hi nahi tha.RG sach mai muje kisi aapne ki yaad dilata tha per kis ki pata nahi bas mai use dil se pasand kerne laga tha per aab sab alag tha .

Khair mai jaise hi ghar pahuch mom ne mere haath pe patti dekh ke to jaise pagal hi ho gayi badi muskil se Maine unhe shant kiya .mai kuch der aaram kerna chah raha tha isliye aapne room mai aa ke let gaya aaj ki ho rahi ghatnawo ke bare mai sochne laga muje pata hi nahi chala ki kab meri aakh lag rahi aur mai so gaya.

Meri aakh kisi ke uthane se hi khuli.

Mai-hi mom kya time ho raha hai .

Mom-8baj rahe hai teri tabiyat to thik hai na aaj tu bahut Jada soya hai .

Mai-mai bilkul thik hu mom.

Mom-chal phir aaja khana khate hai .

Mai-ok mom aap chalo mai haath muh dho ke aata hu .

Hum sab ne saath mai khana khaya aur mai aapne kamre mai chala gaya.kuch der bad mom mere kamre mai aayi.

Mom-to aab to tu bada ho gaya hai na.

Mai-nahi mom aap ko aisa kyu laga.

Mom-to tu aab mere se bhi baate chipane laga mai to teri best friend hu na muje bhi nahi batayega.

Mai-mom aap bhi na OK .***** Maine mom ko suru se le ke end tak sab bata diya.

Mom-tu bilkul bhi tension na le subah mere se paise le ke de dewo aur ye to accha hi huwa ki tuje ye sab time pe hi pata chal gaya .aur tune kuch bhi galat nahi kiya isliye tu bilkul bhi tension na le .

Aur aapne god mai mera sir rekh ke aapne hato se muje sulane lagi .(kisi ne sach hi kha hai ki maa es duniya ki sabse khubsurat rachna hai ) muje pata hi nahi chala ki kab mai sapno ki

duniya mai chala gaya.

Mom-aap ke account mai kitne paise hai es samay.

Dad-thume to pata hai ki mere account mai es samay ek paisa tak nahi baccha Maine aapni sari jindgi ki jama pungi Ankur ke fees bharne mai laga de aab to bas upper wale ka hi sahara hai.

Mom-OK .

Dad-Waise kyu pucch rahi thi.

Mom-kuch nahi bas aise hi chalo so jawo ulluwo ki tarah jagte rehte ho .

Subah mom ne hi muje uthaya aur wahi rutin work .phir mai taiyar ho ke college ke liye nikalne laga to mom ne muje ek packet diya .

Mai-ye kya hai mom.

Mom-kuch khas nahi hai ye mere kuch jewar hai inhe tum Rade shyam bhai sab ke pass girwi rekh ke paise udhar le lena ye rahe sabhi ke bill.

Mai-mom aap pagal hai Maine aap se paise mange .aap ko meri kasam aap ye abhi ke abhi ander rakh ke aawo.

Mom-phir tu..

Mai-mai aap ka beta hu muskilo se darna ya bhagna to shikha hi nahi.mere pe vishwash kijiye mai kuch na kuch ker lunga .

Mom-ok per ek wada ker ke agar tu na ker paya to meri baat man lega.

Mai-God promice agar mai nakam raha to jaise aap chahe .

Phir mai college ke liye nikal pada .college pahuch ke mai aapni bike ko park kerne ke liye jaise hi parking mai gaya to waha RG 'Anu 'aur Reet pehle se hi majud the.

RG-lo gi rajkumar aa gaye hum yaha pichle aadhe ghante se inhe ka to in tzar ker rahe hai .

Mai-Sorry muje nahi pata tha ki koi mera bhi intzar ker shakta hai .

Reet-use bill do aur chalo yaha se .

RG ne muje bill diya Jo meri soch se 10 guna jada tha.Maine aapni bike ki reparing ka total kharch ghata ke unhe bill wapas ker diya amount Aab bhi bahut Jada tha mere liye .

Mai-thik mai thumare paise jald hi chuka dunga.

Annu-thumari aukat ke hisab se thume ye ammount chukane mai 4se 5mahine lag jayege.

Annu ke muh se aise baat sun ke dil mai ek tees se chubi per phir bhi chahre pe na chahte huwe ek fiki muskan aa gayi Jo meri bebsi ka natija thi.

Reet-mere pass ek idea hai .agar tum chaho to ek mahine mai hi tum ye paise chuka shakte ho.

Mai-kaise. ?

Reet-thume driving aati hai.

Mai-ha .

Reet-Gud muje ek driver ki jarurat hai Jo mere liye drive kare.

Mai-mai college nahi chod shakta.

Reet-maine kab thume college chodne ko kha hai thume sirf muje college se ghar aur ghar se college hi lana le jana hai jadatar.holiday ke din hi mai kahi bahar jati hu Jo mai thume pehle hi bata dungi.

Mai-muje sochne ke liye waqt chahiye .

Reet-kal subah tak ka waqt hai thumare pass mai subah **baje ghar se nikalti hu college ke liye ye raha mera card agar haa ho to aa jana .

WO sab waha se bahar chale gaye aur mai reet ke diye us card ko ghurne laga jab muje kuch nahi suja to maine WO card aapni jeb mai rekh liya aur class mai chala gaya.

 

[Nadeem21]

WO sab waha se bahar chale gaye aur mai reet ke diye us card ko ghurne laga jab muje kuch nahi suja to maine WO card aapni jeb mai rekh liya aur class mai chala Gaya.

Ab aage...
Aryan-Sale kha tha aab tak.

Mai-chal chod wo sab chal class attend kerte hai .

Aaj Maine pure lecture attend kiye aur break time mai canteen mai chala gaya.

Aryan-aaj to dimag ka dahi ho gaya yar life mai pehli baar itne der tak class mai raha hu .tu meri addat kharab ker dega .

Mai-chod na bata coffie ya chai.

Aryan-takila .

Mai-kya.

Aryan-matlab jaldi la coffie.(Bach gaya )

Mai do coffie le aaya hum coffie peete huwe aapas mai bate ker rahe the ki tabhi Reet aur annu bhi canteen mai aa gayi .puri canteen mai dekhne ke baad reet hamari table pe aa ke baith gayi aur saath mai annu bhi.

Reet-to kya socha hai tum chaho to mai thume kuch extra bhi pay ker shakti hu.

Mai-thik hai mai taiyar hu sirf ek mahine ke liye .

Reet-gud.

Aryan-aaj thumara bf nahi dikh raha.

Reet-mera koi bf nahi hai samje.

Aryan-oh muje laga ki RG aur tum.

Reet-non sense tum ladko mai yahi to ek sabse badi bimari hai kisi se do char baat kya ker lo thume to kuch bhi sochne ka moka mil jata hai .

Annu-shakal dekhi hai us ki .

Aryan-oh aisa kya.

Mai aryan ko ghurte huwe .

Tu muje aise mat gur mai to bas confime ker raha tha.ki WO en ka dost hai ya us se bad ker kuch.

Reet-na WO dost hai aur na hi kuch aur.Jo aapne dost ko dhoka de shakta hai wo kisi ke dosti ke kabil nahi.

Mai-ye thumari galatfami hai .shayad WO muje dost nahi manta per thume manta hai dosti dil se ki jati hai .

Reet-aur dusmani dimag se Jo WO es samay ker raha hai.

Aryan-kya matlab.

Annu-tu aaj ki party mai aa rahi hai na .

Reet-nahi yar dad nahi aane denge aakele.

Annu-to kisi ko le ke aa ja na plz per aa ja yar tere bina party mai maza hi nahi aayega.

Reet-kis ko le ke aayu tu hi bata mai yaha kisi ko nahi janti.

Aryan chal mai chalta hu muje kuch kam hai baad mai milte hai.

Annu-ek min Ankur .reet tu ESE le ke aa ja uncle se mai baat ker lungi waise bhi ye kal se tere ko joine ker hi raha hai to aaj se kyu nahi .

Reet-idea to accha hai kya kehte ho .

Mai-ye possible nahi hai bye.

Annu-plz Ankur plz yar mere liye sirf aaj hi ki to bat hai plz .

Mai-thik hai per Aryan bhi saath jayega.

Annu-koi problem nahi hai.

Aryan-Aur RG WO bhi aa raha hai kya.

Annu-ye party mere dosto ke liye hai chamcho ke liye nahi .

Mai-tum aapni limit cross ker rahi ho WO mera bhi dost hai ya tha isliye mai us ke bare mai kuch bhi ulta seeda nahi sun shakta.

Reet-ok to es contract pe singh karo.

Mai-ye kya hai .

Reet-ye thumare one month ka mere pass as a driver banne ka contract hai baki ki detail khud pad lo.

Maine us contract ko dhayan se pada to muje sab kuch sahi laga.for example timming aur weekend aur holidays ke plan etc.Maine us pe Singh ker diya .aur mai bahar jane laga to muje kuch duri pe RG khada dikha WO ek side mai diwar ke sahare tak laga ke khada tha aur shayad us ne hamari sari bate bhi sun le thi.ye mai isliye keh raha hu kyu ki Maine us ke aakho dard aur ashu dono ek saath dekhe the.maine us ke kandhe pe haath rekh ke us ko dilasha dene ki ek nakam koshish ki aur bahar chala gaya.

Annu-tum kab aaye RG.

RG-ye tum ne accha nahi kiya.(aur WO bhi bahar chala gaya)

Aryan-shayad aab muje bhi chalna chahiye sham ko milte hai .

Aab waha sirf annu aur Reet hi thi.

Reet-annu ye thik nahi hai yar WO ek accha ladka hai hame us ke saath aisa nahi kerna chahiye.

Annu-tuje us mai kya acchayi dikh gayi dekh mai ye sab aapne jaan ke liye ker rahi hu tu to meri best friend hai tu to mera saath de plz mai tere bina es ko sabak nahi shikha payugi.Reet-chal chod ye sab tuje Jo kerna hai WO ker lewo.muje aapni jaan se kab milwa rahi hai .

Annu-aaj hi party mai tuje us se miles dungi chal mai chalti hu sham ke liye muje bahut taiyari kerni hai kisi ke liye ye dil special Jo banana hai .

Reet-ok bye .waise kitne log aa rahe hai party mai .

Annu-lagbhag pura college hi invite hai aaj ki party mai .

Aryan-Ankur muje lagta hai ki tuje aaj ki party mai nahi jana chahiye.

Mai-kyu?

Aryan-muje lagta hai ki ye en logo ka koi ghatiya plan hai jis mai tuje target kiya ja raha hai .

Mai-muje pata hai.per mai ye sab khatam kerna chahta hu kisi bhi kimat pe.

Aryan-chahe us ke liye tere saath kuch bhi ho.

Mai-Her kisi ki jindgi mai ek maksed hota hai ki use aapni jindgi mai ye mukam hasil kerna hai .aur mera maksed hai aapni mom ke aakho mai kabhi ashu na aane dena tuje nahi pata mere mom dad ne muje yaha padane ke liye kitne tyag kiye hai meri jarurato ko pura kerne ke liye kaise aapni jaruroto ka gala ghotne pe majbur ho jate hai.

Aryan-mai samaj shakta hu thik hai mai tere saath hu .

Mai-tu tension na le mai janta hu ye sab kaun ker raha hai .

Aryan-tu mere samaj se pare hai .
Chal sham ko milte hai .

Hum dono waha se ghar ke liye chal pade mai soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.

Hum dono wahan se ghar ke liye chal pade maine soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.

Ab aage...
Jaise hi mai ghar pahucha to muje gate pe ek lock laga huwa tha aur saath mai hi letter bhi rakha huwa tha.

Maine letter ko padna suru kiya letter me likha tha:-
Sorry beta ki jab tum is letter ko pad rahe hogo to iss ka matlab hai ki mai aur tumhari mom es samay yahan se tumhare nana ke ghar ja chuke honge. Tumhare nana ki ekdam se tabiyat kharab hone ke karan hame urgent mai hi wahan jana pad raha hai. Tumhe hum ne isliye nahi bataya kyu ki hum tumhe pareshan nahi kerna chahte the. Jaise hi un ki tabiyat mai sudhar kota hai hum wapas aa jayege tab tak aapna dhayan rekhna. Jab tak hum nahi aate tab tak laxmi aunty tumhara dhayan rakhengi unko jyada pareshan mat kerna aur ha khana acche se khana raat mai hum waha pahuch ke phone karenge. Tum bilkul bhi pareshan mat hona aur keys laxmi aunty ke pass hi hai.
Thumara pyara dad.

Laxmi aunty hamare pados mai hi rehti thi hamare un se acche sambadh the. Mai chabi lene ke liye un ke ghar pe chala gaya maine doorbell bajayi to gate komal ne khola, wo bahut hi khaternak ladki thi pure mohalle mai sabhi us se darte the dimag to chaha Chaudhary se bhi tej aur khubsurti to barbie doll se bhi jada soft aur beautiful aur cute.

Komal- Are waah aaj to hamare bhag hi khul gaye tum aur yahan.Mai- Ha di wo mai apne ghar ki keys lene aaya tha please.

Komal- Mom to ghar pe hai nahi aur mera koi irada nahi hai tumhe keys dene ka to kya kare.

Mai- Koi nahi di mai baad mai aata hu.

Komal- Tum mere se itna darte kyun ho.

Mai- Nahi aisa nahi hai.

Komal- Chal ander aa muje kuch baat karni hai tujhse.

Mai na chahte huwe bhi ander chala gaya kyu ki hamare ilake mai ye baat mashur thi ki sab kerna per kabhi komal ko gussa mat kerna nahi to tumhare saath jo hoga wo tum sapne mai bhi nahi soch sakte.

Komal- Baith mai coffie lati hu.

Mai- Rehne do na di muje coffee pene ki jarurat nahi hai.

Komal di muje aise ghurne lagi jaise ki muje kaccha hi kha jayengi.

Mai- Ha muje bhi lagta hai ki mujhe coffee pee hi leni chahiye.

Komal- Good mai le ke aati hu tum tab tak baith ke tv dekho.

Komal di mere liye coffee lene ke liye chali gayi aur mai wahin hall mai baith ke tv pe news dekhne laga jald hi di coffee le ke aa gayi.

Komal- To tumhara college kaise ja raha hai koi problem to nahi hai na.

Mai- Nahi di sab ek dam first class koi problem nahi hai.

Komal- Mai tum se itni bhi badi nahi hu jo tum mujhe di bulate ho please mujhe komal bulawo muje accha lagega.

Mai- Per ye****

Komal- Koi per wer nahi sirf komal ok.

Mai- Ok, jaisa aap thik samjho.

Komal- To uncle aunty kab tak aane wale hai.

Mai- Pata nahi jaise hi nana ki tabiyat mai sudhar hoga wo aa jayenge.

Komal- Tab tak tum yahan hi kyu nahi reh jate mera matlab hai ki ye bhi tumhara apna hi ghar hai.

Mai- Mai yaad rakhunga aab mujhe chalna chahiye coffie ke liye thanks coffie bahut hi shandar thi.

Komal- Ruko mai keys lati hun ye lo aur koi bhi problem ho to a jana hame accha lagega.

Mai- Bilkul.

Mai wahan se nikal ke apne ghar mai chala gaya mom ne khana bana ke mere liye rakha huwa tha. Chalo ye to accha huwa ki mom aur dad yahan nahi hai isse mujhe kisi ko kuch batane ki jarurat nahi hai. Mai abhi apne khayalo mai hi khoya huwa tha ki mera phone bajne laga phone reet ka tha.

Mai- Tumhe mera no. kahan se mila.

Reet- Annu se liya hai kya huwa.

Mai- Kuch nahi batao phone kyu kiya.

Reet- Mai yaad dila rahi thi ki mujhe aaj party mai jana hai to tum time pe aa jana mujhe late nahi hona.

Mai- Mujhe sab yaad hai mai aa jayunga bye.

Maine phone kat diya aur fresh hone chala gaya fresh ho ke mai kuch der tv dekhne laga aur jald hi bor ho gaya maine socha ki chalo kuch der game hi khel liya jaye jaise hi maine aapna phone dekha mere to hosh hi udd gaye 15 miss call aur wo bhi RG ke aab ye mujhe kyun call ker raha hai. Maine RG ko call kiya per us ne call pick nahi kiya mujhe uski fikar hone lagi kaffi sochne ke baad maine aryan ko call kiya.

Aryan- Aur bhai kya ho raha hai.

Mai- Yaar tujhe pata hai RG kahan rehta hai.

Aryan- Ha wahin hostel mai rehta hai college campus mai kyu kya huwa.

Mai-Yaar wo mujhe call ker raha tha aur mai us ki call pick nahi ker paya.

Aryan– To kya huwa chod na use.

Mai- Yaar dost hai wo hamara agar wo kisi pareshani mai hai to hame us ki madad kerni chahiye.

Aryan- Bhai tu issi duniya se hai na kahin koi alien walien to nahi hai na.

Mai- Majak chod aur bata mere saath chalega us ke pass.

Aryan- Koi choice chodi hai tu ne chal college ke pass milte hai.

Mai- Ok, bye.

Mai taiyaar ho ke rg se milne ke liye chal pada.
Till contuniue….

 

[Nadeem21]

Doston fast ab post kar Raha Hun Update 01

Hai to Dosto aab aate hai story per mere pariwar mai bas char hi log hai...

Prakash Gupta- Ghar ke Mukhiya aur mere dad umer yahi koi 45 ke aas-pass per dekhne mai 35 se jada koi bhi nahi bata sakta bahut hi shakt mijaj ke aadmi hai in ka aapna business Hai jo ki kaffi fela huya hai jis ke vajah se ye jadatar ghar ke bahar hi rehte hai.

Anita Gupta- Meri mom umer yahi koi 38 per dekhne mai kaffi khubsurat in hone apne ko khub maintain ker ke rekha hua hai dekh ke koi bhi nahi bata sakta ki in ki do aulad bhi ho shakti hai ye ek housewife hai aur pati aur baccho ki khushi hi in ki jindagi hai.

Aman Gupta- Mai ek shandar jaandar jinda dil insan story ka hero aur villan dekhne mai kisi hero ki tarah nahi is ka ek main karan ye bhi hai ki muje showoff kerna pasand nahi hai iseliye hamesa hi dheele kapdo mai ghumta hu ya aise kapde jis se shareer ka jada pata na chale.

Nikita gupta (Nikki)- Pure ghar ki jaan abhi 10th mai hai per ek din bhi agar ye ghar pen na ho to aisa lagta hai ki ye koi bhoot bangla hai kaffi chulbul aur natkhat mere rehte use koi bhi kuch nahi bol shakta chahe phir yo hamare dad hi kyu na ho wo meri jaan hai.

To dosto story mai aur bhi kai logo ki dhasu tarah se entry hogi tab un ke bare mai bata dunga aab aaate hai story pe.

Hum waise to U.P. ke ek gaou se hai waha pe mere dada ke kaffi jamin hai dad bolte hai ki aas pass ke 25 gaou mai jo jamin hai vo jyadatar hamari hi hai aur waha per ek bangla bhi hai jahan mai paida huya tha per aab hum delhi mai rehte hai kyu ki dad ka business Kaffi bad gaya hai isliye unhe jyadatar out of country rehna padta hai.

Maine abhi abhi 12th ke exam diye hai aur result ka wait ker raha hu isliye abhi free hu aur aap log jaante hi hoge ki jab hum free hote hai to kya kerte hai ya to awara gardi ya sona ye hi do kam hote hai to mai bhi in mai se ek bahut hi jaruri kam yani ki so raha the tabhi mere room pe knock huyi mai ne sote huye hi bola kaun to udher nikki ki awaj aayi bhaiya uth jayo 2 baj rahe hai mom lunch kerne ke liye bula rahi hai.

Maine gate khola aur dobara aa ke apne bister pe late gaya aur sone ki koshish kerne laga per nikki muje sone nahi de rahi the aakhir kar maine har maan li aur 15 min ka bol ke kisi tarah samjha bujha ke us ko neeche bhej diya aur mai bathroom mai chala gaya fresh hone aur aapni aadat ke mutabik mai tab apne sath le gaya aur xossip open ker ke story read kerne laga aur bakki ke kam bhi aadhe ghante mai fresh ho ke neeche aaya to mom ka bhashan start ho gaya aur main aapne dono kano mai ungli daal ke baith gaya aur nikki ye dekh ke hasne lagi us ko hasta huya dekh ke muje bhi hasi aa gayi jab mom ne dekha ki muje kuch farak nahi pad raha he to wo kitchen mai chali gayi lunch lane.

Mai aur nikki baith ke tv dekne lage phir hum ne lunch kiya aur mom aram kerne chale gayi aur nikki ne bola ki usko us ki friend sonam ke pass jana ke hai.(sonam nikki ke best friend hai per muje bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai par phir bhi mai nikki ke vajah se us ko jhelta hu) maine ok kha aur maine us ko tyar hone ka bol ke aapne kamre mai aa gaya.